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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,126 - No. - I'm waiting for Jo to chat me. 2 00:00:19,168 --> 00:00:20,564 But Gustavo told me to get 3 00:00:20,566 --> 00:00:21,961 some playful tour bus footage 4 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:22,962 and post it. 5 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:24,712 - Okay, you directing? 6 00:00:24,754 --> 00:00:26,088 Is that really a good idea? 7 00:00:26,131 --> 00:00:28,589 - Is being boring a good idea? 8 00:00:35,595 --> 00:00:36,616 - Fine. 9 00:00:36,617 --> 00:00:37,637 Let's do this. 10 00:00:42,391 --> 00:00:43,932 What? 11 00:00:43,975 --> 00:00:45,410 - I'm having a staring contest - with Carlos 12 00:00:45,434 --> 00:00:46,517 While waiting for Jo. 13 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,184 - I can't take it anymore. 14 00:00:48,227 --> 00:00:49,977 - I want to switch - at the next stop. 15 00:00:50,019 --> 00:00:51,645 - Each bus has two bunks, 16 00:00:51,688 --> 00:00:53,497 - so one of us has to ride - with tour-bus Logan, 17 00:00:53,522 --> 00:00:55,147 And you drew the short straw. 18 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,106 - James, - did you use the guest soap? 19 00:00:58,983 --> 00:01:01,608 - Just pretend you're napping, - and he'll leave you alone. 20 00:01:01,652 --> 00:01:02,923 - Are you using up all 21 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,194 of our minutes? 22 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:05,445 - Quiet. - I'm napping. 23 00:01:11,866 --> 00:01:12,949 - Arrgh! 24 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,868 - Oh. 25 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,744 - Hey. Sorry, I only have, like, 26 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,579 five minutes to chat. Audition. 27 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:21,621 - I'll take it. 28 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:26,665 - Forget it. - I'm not playing honk bonk. 29 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:27,874 - It's mandatory 30 00:01:27,876 --> 00:01:29,041 on the brown bus. 31 00:01:29,084 --> 00:01:30,293 - Hello? 32 00:01:30,334 --> 00:01:31,501 - We all pinky swore. 33 00:01:31,544 --> 00:01:34,335 - I'm not playing. 34 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:35,419 - What are you guys doing? 35 00:01:36,505 --> 00:01:38,005 - Honk bonk! 36 00:01:38,047 --> 00:01:40,548 - Ahh! 37 00:01:40,591 --> 00:01:42,215 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 38 00:01:42,258 --> 00:01:43,841 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 39 00:01:48,179 --> 00:01:49,928 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 40 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:51,722 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 41 00:02:16,111 --> 00:02:17,862 ? If you want it all, 42 00:02:17,864 --> 00:02:19,613 lay it on the line ? 43 00:02:19,655 --> 00:02:22,072 ? it's the only life you got 44 00:02:22,074 --> 00:02:24,490 so you got to live it big time ? 45 00:02:29,745 --> 00:02:31,220 - You made me lose connection - with Jo, 46 00:02:31,245 --> 00:02:32,870 - And she can't chat - for another hour. 47 00:02:32,913 --> 00:02:34,871 - Okay, if you want to see her - so badly, 48 00:02:34,914 --> 00:02:37,664 'cause you loooove her... 49 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:39,021 I posted a video 50 00:02:39,022 --> 00:02:40,333 before we left. 51 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,751 - You did? 52 00:02:41,793 --> 00:02:42,793 - Yep. 53 00:02:44,252 --> 00:02:45,794 - Yo, - what's going on, guys? 54 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:47,629 - Carlos here, - and we are super-stoked 55 00:02:47,671 --> 00:02:49,442 For our two-week radio tour 56 00:02:49,444 --> 00:02:51,214 to promote our third album. 57 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:52,774 - All right, - I don't want to be late. 58 00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:54,382 Let's go. 59 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,425 - But Kendall is sad, 60 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,885 'cause he's not gonna see Jo 61 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,302 for two whole weeks. 62 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,678 But watch him get happy. 63 00:03:01,721 --> 00:03:03,071 - I'm gonna miss you. - James, stop it. 64 00:03:03,096 --> 00:03:04,472 - I'm gonna miss you too. 65 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:07,889 - Okay, okay. 66 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:11,392 - Okay, - I do feel a little better. 67 00:03:11,435 --> 00:03:12,935 - See. 68 00:03:12,977 --> 00:03:13,936 Just don't read the comments. 69 00:03:13,978 --> 00:03:15,521 - What? 70 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,145 - Nothing, - no comments. 71 00:03:17,188 --> 00:03:18,647 - What comments? - No, no, no, stop. 72 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:20,248 - Give me this. Nothing, no. - No, Carlos. 73 00:03:20,273 --> 00:03:21,981 - No. - I just need the video. 74 00:03:22,024 --> 00:03:24,233 - I just need a laptop - so I can edit my videos. 75 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,817 - You give me that computer - back now, or else I'm gonna... 76 00:03:28,028 --> 00:03:28,986 - honk bonk! 77 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:30,028 - Ahh! 78 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,450 - James, are you real napping 79 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,951 or pretend napping? 80 00:03:39,993 --> 00:03:42,827 - Real napping. 81 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:44,266 - Did you eat this cracker 82 00:03:44,268 --> 00:03:45,663 and get crumbs everywhere? 83 00:03:47,956 --> 00:03:49,206 - I was hungry. 84 00:03:49,249 --> 00:03:51,998 Now... 85 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:53,834 - Good. 86 00:03:53,876 --> 00:03:55,520 - I'm glad you chose one of the - healthy tour bus snacks 87 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:56,545 I prepared. 88 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:57,586 Go back to sleep. 89 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,967 - Logan! 90 00:04:09,009 --> 00:04:11,843 - I'm just trying to make this - a pleasant ride. 91 00:04:13,638 --> 00:04:15,430 - Who looks cool in the rented 92 00:04:15,432 --> 00:04:17,222 road trip convertible? 93 00:04:17,265 --> 00:04:18,973 - Open sky, 94 00:04:19,015 --> 00:04:20,703 big time rush and Victoria 95 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:22,392 justice live in San Diego. 96 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:25,685 - And... traffic. 97 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:27,853 - So beware of the overturned - frozen chicken truck 98 00:04:27,895 --> 00:04:29,229 That has traffic on the 15 99 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:30,564 at a dead stop. 100 00:04:30,606 --> 00:04:32,523 Tell us something we don't know. 101 00:04:32,566 --> 00:04:34,792 - And it's gonna be a hot one, - so get out that sunblock. 102 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,024 - Oh, okay. 103 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,527 I'll hit the sunblock, 104 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,985 as in top-up-time. 105 00:04:44,322 --> 00:04:45,989 What was that? 106 00:04:46,031 --> 00:04:47,699 - It's not closing. 107 00:04:47,741 --> 00:04:49,621 - Oh, well, there's - another button on the key. 108 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,744 - Okay, 109 00:04:52,746 --> 00:04:53,828 this went bad fast. 110 00:04:53,869 --> 00:04:55,098 - I don't know how 111 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,328 this thing works. 112 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:58,371 - And if you're headed to - the big time rush, 113 00:04:58,414 --> 00:04:59,977 Victoria justice concert, 114 00:04:59,979 --> 00:05:01,540 I hope you left early. 115 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:02,541 - We didn't, okay? 116 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,291 - Shut up... 117 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:07,125 - And dance is Victoria justice's - latest hit. 118 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:09,377 Let's check it out. 119 00:05:14,799 --> 00:05:16,048 - Hey. 120 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:18,132 - Hey. - You're on in 20 minutes. 121 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:19,737 - Nice to see you too, 122 00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:21,301 Gustavo. 123 00:05:21,343 --> 00:05:22,343 Are the guys here yet? 124 00:05:22,386 --> 00:05:24,678 - Uh, no, not yet. 125 00:05:24,721 --> 00:05:26,721 - Oh, - they're not gonna be late again, 126 00:05:26,763 --> 00:05:28,951 Like they were in San Antonio 127 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,140 and Albuquerque and Phoenix? 128 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,520 - Go, go, go. 129 00:05:39,563 --> 00:05:40,771 All: Sorry we're late. 130 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:49,568 All: Sorry we're late. 131 00:05:49,611 --> 00:05:51,152 Ahh! 132 00:05:58,198 --> 00:05:59,699 Sorry we're late. 133 00:06:01,451 --> 00:06:03,659 - Look, - I don't mind stretching my set, 134 00:06:03,702 --> 00:06:05,619 - But last night, - I ran out of songs. 135 00:06:05,661 --> 00:06:08,036 - Well, you don't have to worry - about that tonight. 136 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:10,370 - Because they will be here - in one minute. 137 00:06:10,414 --> 00:06:12,914 - Great. 138 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,165 - Okay. 139 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:16,728 Are they stuck 140 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:18,250 in that traffic jam? 141 00:06:18,293 --> 00:06:19,710 - Both buses are headed 142 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,127 for a huge disaster. 143 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,464 - Ooh, what's going on, guys? 144 00:06:26,506 --> 00:06:27,777 Carlos here, and we are on 145 00:06:27,779 --> 00:06:29,049 the big time tour bus 146 00:06:29,091 --> 00:06:30,571 going to San Diego, and... 147 00:06:30,572 --> 00:06:32,050 Do you feel that? 148 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,092 Do you feel that? 149 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:34,094 It's a busquake. 150 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:37,093 Oh, no, Kendall! 151 00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:39,012 - Ahh, hmm. 152 00:06:39,055 --> 00:06:42,013 Uh, whoa. 153 00:06:42,057 --> 00:06:44,307 - I told you not to read - the comments. 154 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:46,391 - "They are so sweet 155 00:06:46,435 --> 00:06:48,536 - that it makes me want to vomit - for two hours straight," 156 00:06:48,561 --> 00:06:50,770 Says biterwriter12. 157 00:06:50,812 --> 00:06:52,812 - Yeah, biterwriter12. 158 00:06:52,855 --> 00:06:54,730 He or she can get nasty. 159 00:06:54,773 --> 00:06:56,794 But not as bad 160 00:06:56,797 --> 00:06:58,816 as btrbasherz and kendallrots17. 161 00:06:58,859 --> 00:07:00,233 - What? 162 00:07:02,319 --> 00:07:04,194 - Did you know people hate me - and Jo? 163 00:07:04,236 --> 00:07:05,880 - Yeah, they say you look like - brother and sister. 164 00:07:05,905 --> 00:07:07,279 - Now back to me. 165 00:07:07,322 --> 00:07:08,632 - I'm requesting - a tour busmate switch 166 00:07:08,656 --> 00:07:09,988 As soon as... 167 00:07:10,031 --> 00:07:12,007 - You all knew people hate me - and Jo as a couple? 168 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,741 - Actually, - most hate just you. 169 00:07:13,784 --> 00:07:16,450 So don't go on kendork. Com, 170 00:07:16,494 --> 00:07:18,535 - because that will just - upset you way more. 171 00:07:18,578 --> 00:07:21,536 - There's a kendork. Com? 172 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,246 - And there's a kendoy.Com. 173 00:07:23,289 --> 00:07:24,914 Ooh, and don't open the thread 174 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:26,540 "his eyebrows" 175 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,124 on ihatebtr.Com. 176 00:07:35,296 --> 00:07:36,936 - Why didn't you all tell me - about this? 177 00:07:36,964 --> 00:07:38,398 - Well, - 'cause they're just haters. 178 00:07:38,423 --> 00:07:39,608 - And we knew that you'd - get upset. 179 00:07:39,632 --> 00:07:40,757 - I am not upset! 180 00:07:48,888 --> 00:07:50,596 - You know half hour - before show time, 181 00:07:50,639 --> 00:07:53,097 - I like tour bus quiet time, - so game off, please. 182 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,098 Thank you. 183 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,703 - Well, 184 00:07:55,705 --> 00:07:57,266 I tried to nap, 185 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:58,726 and we all remember how sucky 186 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:00,142 that turned out, hmm? 187 00:08:00,185 --> 00:08:01,706 - But I know you like noise, 188 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:03,228 so I added a layer of comfort 189 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:05,729 for both of us. 190 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,357 And this is called ocean breeze. 191 00:08:15,903 --> 00:08:18,319 Isn't that nice? 192 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:19,363 - Eee! 193 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,740 - Oh, okay, so now you're 194 00:08:23,742 --> 00:08:25,741 unappreciative and not nice. 195 00:08:25,784 --> 00:08:27,534 - No, what's not nice is that 196 00:08:27,536 --> 00:08:29,284 I drew the short straw 197 00:08:29,327 --> 00:08:31,202 six days in row and have to 198 00:08:31,204 --> 00:08:33,078 share this bus with you. 199 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,642 - Right, you guys draw straws 200 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,163 to see who's lucky enough 201 00:08:36,206 --> 00:08:38,123 - to ride with me, - to enjoy my company, 202 00:08:38,165 --> 00:08:40,999 And my tasty snacks. 203 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,084 - No. It's the loser that rides 204 00:08:43,086 --> 00:08:45,127 with you, not the winner. 205 00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:47,503 We hate riding with you. 206 00:08:50,089 --> 00:08:51,860 - I think I'd like to be 207 00:08:51,862 --> 00:08:53,632 alone now. 208 00:09:00,512 --> 00:09:02,303 - Fine. - We're stuck in traffic. 209 00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:03,763 So you can have the blue bus 210 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:05,180 all to yourself. 211 00:09:05,223 --> 00:09:06,682 Well, James i'm... 212 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:08,141 I'm not done talking with you. 213 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,393 James. 214 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:13,602 James. 215 00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:15,729 I am not done talking to you. 216 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:17,251 - Okay, well, 217 00:09:17,253 --> 00:09:18,731 if they're just gonna hate us, 218 00:09:18,773 --> 00:09:21,314 - then I'm gonna comment back - and hate them. 219 00:09:21,357 --> 00:09:22,774 Ha! 220 00:09:22,817 --> 00:09:24,775 - Hating a hater - makes you a hater. 221 00:09:26,318 --> 00:09:28,360 - James, - I'm not done talking to you. 222 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:29,445 James. 223 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,142 - Do you guys draws straws - because you hate riding with me? 224 00:09:39,827 --> 00:09:41,076 - Maybe. 225 00:09:41,119 --> 00:09:42,390 - Hater! 226 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:43,662 - Oh, I'm a hater? 227 00:09:43,704 --> 00:09:46,871 - Hey, while we're all here, 228 00:09:46,914 --> 00:09:48,039 why don't we make 229 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,165 a little tour bus video 230 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:51,707 - to show how much fun we have - on the tour bus? 231 00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:53,147 - Do you have any idea how 232 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:54,543 these tour bus rides would be 233 00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:56,085 without me? 234 00:09:56,127 --> 00:09:58,085 - Um... fun. 235 00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,275 - Cheerier, 236 00:09:59,276 --> 00:10:00,421 a little cheerier. 237 00:10:00,464 --> 00:10:02,881 - I'm cheerier, - because I'm on the brown bus 238 00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:03,882 With brown bus rules. 239 00:10:03,924 --> 00:10:05,257 - Very funny. 240 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,401 - Did you even notice - that there is 241 00:10:06,425 --> 00:10:07,884 A massive traffic jam outside, 242 00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:10,092 - or do you need bad busmate Logan - to point out 243 00:10:10,136 --> 00:10:11,487 - That we are gonna be late - to the show? 244 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,887 - Wait. 245 00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,554 - Did you just say - "brown bus rules" 246 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:15,805 And "traffic jam"? 247 00:10:19,349 --> 00:10:20,933 All: Honk bonk! 248 00:10:20,976 --> 00:10:23,976 - Ow! Ow! 249 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,770 - Cheerier. - I said cheerier. 250 00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:27,187 All: Ow! Come on! Ow! 251 00:10:27,228 --> 00:10:29,228 - That's it! Come on! Ow! - Come on! Ow! 252 00:10:34,442 --> 00:10:36,484 - These are for - your honk bonk bruises. 253 00:10:38,152 --> 00:10:39,527 - Ow. 254 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,361 You didn't say "honk bonk." 255 00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:41,612 - Ow. 256 00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:42,946 - Cheese. 257 00:10:42,989 --> 00:10:44,302 - Although I am clearly 258 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:45,614 needed here, 259 00:10:45,656 --> 00:10:47,907 I realize I am not wanted. 260 00:10:47,949 --> 00:10:49,157 So I just wanted to say 261 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,366 good-bye... 262 00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,409 Forever. 263 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,952 - I'm just gonna turn this off - for a while. 264 00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:02,437 - Okay, so somebody's got to go 265 00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:04,000 smooth things out with Logan. 266 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,585 - No. 267 00:11:07,587 --> 00:11:08,961 I'm not gonna draw straws. 268 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,754 - Brown bus rules. 269 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,505 You must obey. 270 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:13,881 - Fine. 271 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,216 Next tour, 272 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,507 I'm getting my own bus. 273 00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:20,300 Ahh, eeny, meeny, mi... 274 00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:30,306 I hate all of you. 275 00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:34,435 I'm thinking about 276 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:35,935 what I'm gonna say. 277 00:11:35,977 --> 00:11:39,019 - Still no relief from the heat, - San Diego, 278 00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:41,270 - Or what everyone is calling - traffic jam-zilla. 279 00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:42,980 It's 7:15. 280 00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:44,294 - We're missing Victoria 281 00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:45,565 right now. 282 00:11:45,608 --> 00:11:47,067 -Oh, well, allow me to drive 283 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,526 a little faster. 284 00:11:48,568 --> 00:11:50,235 - And a heat advisory - is now in effect 285 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,861 - For San Diego, - so whatever you do, 286 00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:54,362 Get out that sunblock. 287 00:11:54,404 --> 00:11:56,321 - We're out of sunblock! 288 00:11:56,364 --> 00:11:58,197 - Hey, don't blame me... 289 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,386 Is the new hit single 290 00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:00,533 by Flo Rida. 291 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:01,951 Let's hear it. 292 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:05,076 - Could this trip get any worse? 293 00:12:05,119 --> 00:12:07,744 - Oh, no, it's an orange guy. 294 00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,371 - Quick, - roll up the windows. 295 00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:10,890 - He's just selling oranges - out of a shopping cart 296 00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,206 On the highway. 297 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:14,289 - Why is your generation - okay with that? 298 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,250 - Roll up the windows. - Roll them up. 299 00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:17,876 - Roll them up. - Go. Go. Go. 300 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,544 - But the top is still down. 301 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:23,003 - Oh... hi. 302 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:26,797 Oh, yes, we'll take one bag. 303 00:12:26,841 --> 00:12:27,882 Thank you. 304 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,468 - And here's more 305 00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:32,926 Victoria justice, San Diego, 306 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,010 - in case you missed her show - at the forum. 307 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,512 - Whoo! - The crowd is amazing. 308 00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:39,931 The guys are gonna love them. 309 00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:41,056 Both: 310 00:12:41,058 --> 00:12:42,140 Hey, you. 311 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:46,225 - They're still not here? 312 00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:47,702 - They're stuck on the highway - in jam-zilla. 313 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:48,727 It's not their fault. 314 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:52,437 - How many encores do you need? 315 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,522 - 2... 5... 316 00:12:55,565 --> 00:12:57,523 25. 317 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,817 - I'll just sing till I run out - of songs. 318 00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:04,194 Whoo! 319 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:07,154 - Where are my guys? 320 00:13:19,203 --> 00:13:21,328 - Do you think it's easy 321 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:23,454 riding with you and your stuff? 322 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,707 Do you think the bus 323 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:25,915 magically cleans itself? 324 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,250 Do you think your bread 325 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:30,918 - magically doesn't have - any crust? 326 00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:31,878 - Mmm. - None for you. 327 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,669 - What? 328 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,151 - Oh, and you can say bye-bye 329 00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:38,589 to ocean breeze. 330 00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,339 - I will never miss that. 331 00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:42,924 - Okay, well, - maybe this thing is stupid, 332 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,384 But let me tell you one thing. 333 00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:45,778 - Whenever you ride - with Logan Mitchell, 334 00:13:45,803 --> 00:13:47,012 You ride in first class. 335 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,281 - All of our outfits are ready - to go in case we're late, 336 00:13:52,306 --> 00:13:54,514 Which we are. 337 00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:56,998 - Lozenges are always laid out - in case our throats are sore. 338 00:13:58,268 --> 00:13:59,664 - After all this yelling, 339 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:01,061 I assume yours is. 340 00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,978 - Uh-huh. - Oh, I'm sorry. 341 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:04,501 - You're not in first class - anymore. 342 00:14:05,939 --> 00:14:07,189 Welcome to coach. 343 00:14:10,358 --> 00:14:12,525 First class has arrived. 344 00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,860 - Now, - who wants a crustless sandwich? 345 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:20,655 Oh, what's up, hater? 346 00:14:20,698 --> 00:14:22,489 - I do not hate, 347 00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:25,282 - which is why I'm simply posting - a statement 348 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:26,888 On ihatebtr. Com 349 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:28,451 simply suggesting 350 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,619 that their opinion is incorrect. 351 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,036 - No, you're just fueling 352 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,412 the hater fire 353 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,039 by giving them what they want. 354 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:39,041 - "Dear sir or madam, 355 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,833 - "I respectfully disagree - with you 356 00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:43,001 - That Jo and Kendall - are an 'eyebrow' couple." 357 00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:47,379 - "And that big time rush 358 00:14:47,381 --> 00:14:48,755 bites donkeys. 359 00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,131 I, for one, 360 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,465 find them quite charming." 361 00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:53,341 - You're kidding, right? 362 00:14:53,383 --> 00:14:55,217 - And send. 363 00:14:57,886 --> 00:14:59,552 That was fast. 364 00:14:59,595 --> 00:15:01,553 - "Dear dork, - you totally bite, 365 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,596 - "and your friends bite, - and if you have a pet, 366 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,908 - "like a dog - or something like that, 367 00:15:04,932 --> 00:15:05,890 "that bites too. 368 00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,349 Bigtimebites372." 369 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,935 I'm gonna find this person. 370 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:12,852 - You're yelling at me. 371 00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:15,145 See what haters do? 372 00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:16,813 - You can't hate, haters, 373 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,438 'cause that makes you a hater. 374 00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:20,044 - Okay, brown bus is making me 375 00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,607 very confused today. 376 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:24,399 - And the sun is still making - the heat, San Diego, 377 00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:26,086 - So let's hope you're not stuck - in jam-zilla 378 00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:27,569 With a broken convertible top. 379 00:15:27,611 --> 00:15:32,486 - So hate... This dj. 380 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,364 - The traffic. - It's starting to move. 381 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,323 - Yes. Okay. 382 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:39,117 Oh, no. 383 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,660 - I can't breathe. 384 00:15:40,702 --> 00:15:42,637 - Oh, get the top down. - We've got to get the top down. 385 00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,286 - Push the button. - Okay. 386 00:15:44,329 --> 00:15:45,704 - Oh, - it's not working. 387 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:46,622 Wait. Vents. 388 00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:48,498 Vents! 389 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,084 - He's gone. 390 00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,668 - Okay. - He's gone. 391 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:56,169 - Oh. Oh. 392 00:15:57,712 --> 00:16:00,088 Oh, hey. 393 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:02,172 - We're glad you're back, - 'cause... 394 00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:04,216 - Yeah, we'd like another bag - of oranges. 395 00:16:04,258 --> 00:16:05,591 Yeah, or two. 396 00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:07,218 - Yeah, thank you. - Okay. 397 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,300 - Okay. 398 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,804 - She's done. 399 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,137 - I know that. 400 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,765 - And... no bus. 401 00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:20,684 - Funny, right? 402 00:16:20,725 --> 00:16:22,558 - I don't have anymore songs. 403 00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,227 - You have a Christmas album, - right? 404 00:16:24,269 --> 00:16:25,435 - Gustavo, it's June. 405 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:27,979 - But it's an amazing album. 406 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,479 - Now, - get out there and sing it! 407 00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,899 - Yelling doesn't work on her, - remember? 408 00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:36,213 - Right. 409 00:16:36,215 --> 00:16:37,484 How about please lips? 410 00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:39,673 Both: Please. Please. 411 00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:41,820 Please. 412 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,216 - Okay, okay, okay, 413 00:16:43,218 --> 00:16:44,571 please lips kind of works. 414 00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:46,489 - "V" team, - hat and bell me. 415 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,284 Let's do this. 416 00:17:07,419 --> 00:17:09,460 - Okay, - I might miss first class. 417 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:11,067 But you have to admit, 418 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,629 you're not easy to tour bus with 419 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:12,629 either. 420 00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:14,318 - Fine, I might admit that 421 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,965 if you apologize. 422 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,134 - Do I get a sandwich? 423 00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:23,594 - You might. 424 00:17:23,637 --> 00:17:25,679 - Then I apologize. 425 00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:27,388 Ooh. 426 00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:28,598 And I propose a new 427 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,765 blue bus rule 428 00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,828 that states we all appreciate 429 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,850 wardrobe-organizing, 430 00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:36,476 - crust-cutting, and - lozenge-providing Logan more. 431 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:38,644 - Well, thank you, James. 432 00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,187 - Let us all honk bonk on it. 433 00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:45,107 All: Honk bonk. 434 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,649 Ahh! Ow! Come on. 435 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,085 - Why do we keep playing - that game? 436 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,318 - I have no idea. 437 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,944 - Seriously? 438 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,091 How do these haters 439 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,195 not bother you guys? 440 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,988 - Because of emilyj3. 441 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,239 - Who is emilyj3? 442 00:17:58,283 --> 00:17:59,907 - I have no idea. 443 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,575 But she did once post 444 00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:03,201 that she had a bad date, 445 00:18:03,244 --> 00:18:06,077 and my singing made it better. 446 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,304 - And I think of sarahdiamond. 447 00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:09,204 Although we are not married, 448 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,389 - she says I'm the only person - that makes her smile 24-7. 449 00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:13,998 And that's all I need to hear. 450 00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:15,000 - What about you? 451 00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:16,833 Do you have an emilyj3? 452 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,335 - Aka lovethatlogan12. 453 00:18:21,212 --> 00:18:23,105 - Yeah, instead of listening - to all these haters, 454 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:24,797 Why don't you listen to 455 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,464 kendallmyforeverilovehimforever, 456 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,090 who says... 457 00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,675 She's crazy for you. 458 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,760 - Well, 459 00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:34,802 I guess I'm crazy for her. 460 00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:36,366 - And the only way to 461 00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:37,888 beat haters is to ignore them. 462 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,889 - Ooh, and... 463 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,306 Shoot a fun tour bus video 464 00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:43,682 that shows our fans 465 00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:46,558 that we're crazy for them. 466 00:18:46,602 --> 00:18:48,457 - Well, 467 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,312 we're still stuck in traffic. 468 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,272 - Hey. 469 00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:56,356 - Ugh, sorry it took me so long - to reconnect. 470 00:18:56,398 --> 00:18:58,232 - Oh, can I touch you back? 471 00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:00,085 - We've got shoot a video for - this girl that's crazy for me. 472 00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,610 - Oh, okay. 473 00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:03,360 - Wait. - What? 474 00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,283 - ? I see you looking 475 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,575 at the magazines ? 476 00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:19,287 ? but you don't even look 477 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,080 half as good to me ? 478 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,337 All: 479 00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:38,943 ? I think I'm crazy 480 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,423 and it's true ? 481 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,385 ? even sick as a dog, 482 00:19:46,387 --> 00:19:47,969 you look cute to me ? 483 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,200 ? even at your worst, 484 00:19:50,203 --> 00:19:52,389 you're still the best ? 485 00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:01,082 ? I think I'm crazy 486 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,645 and it's true ? 487 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,376 ? hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 488 00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,898 everybody ? 489 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,316 ? girl so good, good, good, 490 00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:10,691 gotta tell somebody ? 491 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,421 - ? you can even call me 492 00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,110 insane ? 493 00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:18,403 All: 494 00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:23,720 All: ? I think I'm crazy 495 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,908 and it's true ? 496 00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:28,702 - ? oh, oh, 497 00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,120 whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 498 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,287 All: 499 00:20:32,955 --> 00:20:34,080 All: 500 00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:38,249 All: 501 00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:40,960 - What do you know? 502 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,168 You can direct. 503 00:20:43,628 --> 00:20:45,212 - Why, thank you. 504 00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,628 - But, you know, - some people are gonna hate it. 505 00:20:47,672 --> 00:20:49,922 - And I don't care. 506 00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:53,966 - Well, this story - is wrapping up quite nicely. 507 00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:00,679 Both: We're moving! 508 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,075 - Whoo! 509 00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:03,430 - We're off to San Diego! 510 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:06,306 - Whoo-hoo! 511 00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:13,853 - Gustavo, - I have got nothing left. 512 00:21:13,895 --> 00:21:14,854 - Don't worry. 513 00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:16,771 Jam-zilla cleared up. 514 00:21:16,814 --> 00:21:19,480 - And they'll be here any second - in that sweet, sweet ride. 515 00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:26,026 Both: Who wants oranges? 516 00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:27,111 - Darn it! 517 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,947 I mean, great! 518 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,448 All: Sorry we're late. 519 00:21:33,489 --> 00:21:34,906 - Love you, Vic. 520 00:21:34,949 --> 00:21:36,283 - So sorry. 521 00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:37,284 - Good to see you. 522 00:21:37,326 --> 00:21:39,326 - Nice hat. 523 00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:40,744 - I don't mean to toot 524 00:21:40,746 --> 00:21:42,120 my own horn, 525 00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:44,141 but that's another concert save 526 00:21:44,144 --> 00:21:46,122 by Gustavo rocque. 527 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,956 - Honk bonk. 528 00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:49,999 - Ahh! 529 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:52,750 - Nice. 530 00:21:56,584 --> 00:21:57,605 - ? Step it up, 531 00:21:57,606 --> 00:21:58,625 get in gear ? 532 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,293 - ? go for broke, - make it clear ? 533 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,625 - ? make it work, - get it right ? 534 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:31,022 ? Go and make your luck 535 00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:33,126 with the life you choose ? 536 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,668 ? if you want it all, 537 00:22:34,669 --> 00:22:36,168 lay it on the line ? 538 00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:38,793 ? it's the only life you got 539 00:22:38,794 --> 00:22:41,376 so you got to live it big time ? 540 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:45,976 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35145

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