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- No. - I'm waiting for Jo to chat me.

But Gustavo told me to get

some playful tour bus footage

and post it.

- Okay, you directing?

Is that really a good idea?

- Is being boring a good idea?

- Fine.

Let's do this.

What?

- I'm having a staring contest - with Carlos

While waiting for Jo.

- I can't take it anymore.

- I want to switch - at the next stop.

- Each bus has two bunks,

- so one of us has to ride - with tour-bus Logan,

And you drew the short straw.

- James, - did you use the guest soap?

- Just pretend you're napping, - and he'll leave you alone.

- Are you using up all

of our minutes?

- Quiet. - I'm napping.

- Arrgh!

- Oh.

- Hey. Sorry, I only have, like,

five minutes to chat. Audition.

- I'll take it.

- Forget it. - I'm not playing honk bonk.

- It's mandatory

on the brown bus.

- Hello?

- We all pinky swore.

- I'm not playing.

- What are you guys doing?

- Honk bonk!

- Ahh!

- ? Make it count, - play it straight ?

- ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ?

- ? what you want, - what you feel ?

- ? never quit - and make it real ?

? If you want it all,

lay it on the line ?

? it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ?

- You made me lose connection - with Jo,

- And she can't chat - for another hour.

- Okay, if you want to see her - so badly,

'cause you loooove her...

I posted a video

before we left.

- You did?

- Yep.

- Yo, - what's going on, guys?

- Carlos here, - and we are super-stoked

For our two-week radio tour

to promote our third album.

- All right, - I don't want to be late.

Let's go.

- But Kendall is sad,

'cause he's not gonna see Jo

for two whole weeks.

But watch him get happy.

- I'm gonna miss you. - James, stop it.

- I'm gonna miss you too.

- Okay, okay.

- Okay, - I do feel a little better.

- See.

Just don't read the comments.

- What?

- Nothing, - no comments.

- What comments? - No, no, no, stop.

- Give me this. Nothing, no. - No, Carlos.

- No. - I just need the video.

- I just need a laptop - so I can edit my videos.

- You give me that computer - back now, or else I'm gonna...

- honk bonk!

- Ahh!

- James, are you real napping

or pretend napping?

- Real napping.

- Did you eat this cracker

and get crumbs everywhere?

- I was hungry.

Now...

- Good.

- I'm glad you chose one of the - healthy tour bus snacks

I prepared.

Go back to sleep.

- Logan!

- I'm just trying to make this - a pleasant ride.

- Who looks cool in the rented

road trip convertible?

- Open sky,

big time rush and Victoria

justice live in San Diego.

- And... traffic.

- So beware of the overturned - frozen chicken truck

That has traffic on the 15

at a dead stop.

Tell us something we don't know.

- And it's gonna be a hot one, - so get out that sunblock.

- Oh, okay.

I'll hit the sunblock,

as in top-up-time.

What was that?

- It's not closing.

- Oh, well, there's - another button on the key.

- Okay,

this went bad fast.

- I don't know how

this thing works.

- And if you're headed to - the big time rush,

Victoria justice concert,

I hope you left early.

- We didn't, okay?

- Shut up...

- And dance is Victoria justice's - latest hit.

Let's check it out.

- Hey.

- Hey. - You're on in 20 minutes.

- Nice to see you too,

Gustavo.

Are the guys here yet?

- Uh, no, not yet.

- Oh, - they're not gonna be late again,

Like they were in San Antonio

and Albuquerque and Phoenix?

- Go, go, go.

All: Sorry we're late.

All: Sorry we're late.

Ahh!

Sorry we're late.

- Look, - I don't mind stretching my set,

- But last night, - I ran out of songs.

- Well, you don't have to worry - about that tonight.

- Because they will be here - in one minute.

- Great.

- Okay.

Are they stuck

in that traffic jam?

- Both buses are headed

for a huge disaster.

- Ooh, what's going on, guys?

Carlos here, and we are on

the big time tour bus

going to San Diego, and...

Do you feel that?

Do you feel that?

It's a busquake.

Oh, no, Kendall!

- Ahh, hmm.

Uh, whoa.

- I told you not to read - the comments.

- "They are so sweet

- that it makes me want to vomit - for two hours straight,"

Says biterwriter12.

- Yeah, biterwriter12.

He or she can get nasty.

But not as bad

as btrbasherz and kendallrots17.

- What?

- Did you know people hate me - and Jo?

- Yeah, they say you look like - brother and sister.

- Now back to me.

- I'm requesting - a tour busmate switch

As soon as...

- You all knew people hate me - and Jo as a couple?

- Actually, - most hate just you.

So don't go on kendork. Com,

- because that will just - upset you way more.

- There's a kendork. Com?

- And there's a kendoy.Com.

Ooh, and don't open the thread

"his eyebrows"

on ihatebtr.Com.

- Why didn't you all tell me - about this?

- Well, - 'cause they're just haters.

- And we knew that you'd - get upset.

- I am not upset!

- You know half hour - before show time,

- I like tour bus quiet time, - so game off, please.

Thank you.

- Well,

I tried to nap,

and we all remember how sucky

that turned out, hmm?

- But I know you like noise,

so I added a layer of comfort

for both of us.

And this is called ocean breeze.

Isn't that nice?

- Eee!

- Oh, okay, so now you're

unappreciative and not nice.

- No, what's not nice is that

I drew the short straw

six days in row and have to

share this bus with you.

- Right, you guys draw straws

to see who's lucky enough

- to ride with me, - to enjoy my company,

And my tasty snacks.

- No. It's the loser that rides

with you, not the winner.

We hate riding with you.

- I think I'd like to be

alone now.

- Fine. - We're stuck in traffic.

So you can have the blue bus

all to yourself.

Well, James i'm...

I'm not done talking with you.

James.

James.

I am not done talking to you.

- Okay, well,

if they're just gonna hate us,

- then I'm gonna comment back - and hate them.

Ha!

- Hating a hater - makes you a hater.

- James, - I'm not done talking to you.

James.

- Do you guys draws straws - because you hate riding with me?

- Maybe.

- Hater!

- Oh, I'm a hater?

- Hey, while we're all here,

why don't we make

a little tour bus video

- to show how much fun we have - on the tour bus?

- Do you have any idea how

these tour bus rides would be

without me?

- Um... fun.

- Cheerier,

a little cheerier.

- I'm cheerier, - because I'm on the brown bus

With brown bus rules.

- Very funny.

- Did you even notice - that there is

A massive traffic jam outside,

- or do you need bad busmate Logan - to point out

- That we are gonna be late - to the show?

- Wait.

- Did you just say - "brown bus rules"

And "traffic jam"?

All: Honk bonk!

- Ow! Ow!

- Cheerier. - I said cheerier.

All: Ow! Come on! Ow!

- That's it! Come on! Ow! - Come on! Ow!

- These are for - your honk bonk bruises.

- Ow.

You didn't say "honk bonk."

- Ow.

- Cheese.

- Although I am clearly

needed here,

I realize I am not wanted.

So I just wanted to say

good-bye...

Forever.

- I'm just gonna turn this off - for a while.

- Okay, so somebody's got to go

smooth things out with Logan.

- No.

I'm not gonna draw straws.

- Brown bus rules.

You must obey.

- Fine.

Next tour,

I'm getting my own bus.

Ahh, eeny, meeny, mi...

I hate all of you.

I'm thinking about

what I'm gonna say.

- Still no relief from the heat, - San Diego,

- Or what everyone is calling - traffic jam-zilla.

It's 7:15.

- We're missing Victoria

right now.

-Oh, well, allow me to drive

a little faster.

- And a heat advisory - is now in effect

- For San Diego, - so whatever you do,

Get out that sunblock.

- We're out of sunblock!

- Hey, don't blame me...

Is the new hit single

by Flo Rida.

Let's hear it.

- Could this trip get any worse?

- Oh, no, it's an orange guy.

- Quick, - roll up the windows.

- He's just selling oranges - out of a shopping cart

On the highway.

- Why is your generation - okay with that?

- Roll up the windows. - Roll them up.

- Roll them up. - Go. Go. Go.

- But the top is still down.

- Oh... hi.

Oh, yes, we'll take one bag.

Thank you.

- And here's more

Victoria justice, San Diego,

- in case you missed her show - at the forum.

- Whoo! - The crowd is amazing.

The guys are gonna love them.

Both:

Hey, you.

- They're still not here?

- They're stuck on the highway - in jam-zilla.

It's not their fault.

- How many encores do you need?

- 2... 5...

25.

- I'll just sing till I run out - of songs.

Whoo!

- Where are my guys?

- Do you think it's easy

riding with you and your stuff?

Do you think the bus

magically cleans itself?

Do you think your bread

- magically doesn't have - any crust?

- Mmm. - None for you.

- What?

- Oh, and you can say bye-bye

to ocean breeze.

- I will never miss that.

- Okay, well, - maybe this thing is stupid,

But let me tell you one thing.

- Whenever you ride - with Logan Mitchell,

You ride in first class.

- All of our outfits are ready - to go in case we're late,

Which we are.

- Lozenges are always laid out - in case our throats are sore.

- After all this yelling,

I assume yours is.

- Uh-huh. - Oh, I'm sorry.

- You're not in first class - anymore.

Welcome to coach.

First class has arrived.

- Now, - who wants a crustless sandwich?

Oh, what's up, hater?

- I do not hate,

- which is why I'm simply posting - a statement

On ihatebtr. Com

simply suggesting

that their opinion is incorrect.

- No, you're just fueling

the hater fire

by giving them what they want.

- "Dear sir or madam,

- "I respectfully disagree - with you

- That Jo and Kendall - are an 'eyebrow' couple."

- "And that big time rush

bites donkeys.

I, for one,

find them quite charming."

- You're kidding, right?

- And send.

That was fast.

- "Dear dork, - you totally bite,

- "and your friends bite, - and if you have a pet,

- "like a dog - or something like that,

"that bites too.

Bigtimebites372."

I'm gonna find this person.

- You're yelling at me.

See what haters do?

- You can't hate, haters,

'cause that makes you a hater.

- Okay, brown bus is making me

very confused today.

- And the sun is still making - the heat, San Diego,

- So let's hope you're not stuck - in jam-zilla

With a broken convertible top.

- So hate... This dj.

- The traffic. - It's starting to move.

- Yes. Okay.

Oh, no.

- I can't breathe.

- Oh, get the top down. - We've got to get the top down.

- Push the button. - Okay.

- Oh, - it's not working.

Wait. Vents.

Vents!

- He's gone.

- Okay. - He's gone.

- Oh. Oh.

Oh, hey.

- We're glad you're back, - 'cause...

- Yeah, we'd like another bag - of oranges.

Yeah, or two.

- Yeah, thank you. - Okay.

- Okay.

- She's done.

- I know that.

- And... no bus.

- Funny, right?

- I don't have anymore songs.

- You have a Christmas album, - right?

- Gustavo, it's June.

- But it's an amazing album.

- Now, - get out there and sing it!

- Yelling doesn't work on her, - remember?

- Right.

How about please lips?

Both: Please. Please.

Please.

- Okay, okay, okay,

please lips kind of works.

- "V" team, - hat and bell me.

Let's do this.

- Okay, - I might miss first class.

But you have to admit,

you're not easy to tour bus with

either.

- Fine, I might admit that

if you apologize.

- Do I get a sandwich?

- You might.

- Then I apologize.

Ooh.

And I propose a new

blue bus rule

that states we all appreciate

wardrobe-organizing,

- crust-cutting, and - lozenge-providing Logan more.

- Well, thank you, James.

- Let us all honk bonk on it.

All: Honk bonk.

Ahh! Ow! Come on.

- Why do we keep playing - that game?

- I have no idea.

- Seriously?

How do these haters

not bother you guys?

- Because of emilyj3.

- Who is emilyj3?

- I have no idea.

But she did once post

that she had a bad date,

and my singing made it better.

- And I think of sarahdiamond.

Although we are not married,

- she says I'm the only person - that makes her smile 24-7.

And that's all I need to hear.

- What about you?

Do you have an emilyj3?

- Aka lovethatlogan12.

- Yeah, instead of listening - to all these haters,

Why don't you listen to

kendallmyforeverilovehimforever,

who says...

She's crazy for you.

- Well,

I guess I'm crazy for her.

- And the only way to

beat haters is to ignore them.

- Ooh, and...

Shoot a fun tour bus video

that shows our fans

that we're crazy for them.

- Well,

we're still stuck in traffic.

- Hey.

- Ugh, sorry it took me so long - to reconnect.

- Oh, can I touch you back?

- We've got shoot a video for - this girl that's crazy for me.

- Oh, okay.

- Wait. - What?

- ? I see you looking

at the magazines ?

? but you don't even look

half as good to me ?

All:

? I think I'm crazy

and it's true ?

? even sick as a dog,

you look cute to me ?

? even at your worst,

you're still the best ?

? I think I'm crazy

and it's true ?

? hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

everybody ?

? girl so good, good, good,

gotta tell somebody ?

- ? you can even call me

insane ?

All:

All: ? I think I'm crazy

and it's true ?

- ? oh, oh,

whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ?

All:

All:

All:

- What do you know?

You can direct.

- Why, thank you.

- But, you know, - some people are gonna hate it.

- And I don't care.

- Well, this story - is wrapping up quite nicely.

Both: We're moving!

- Whoo!

- We're off to San Diego!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Gustavo, - I have got nothing left.

- Don't worry.

Jam-zilla cleared up.

- And they'll be here any second - in that sweet, sweet ride.

Both: Who wants oranges?

- Darn it!

I mean, great!

All: Sorry we're late.

- Love you, Vic.

- So sorry.

- Good to see you.

- Nice hat.

- I don't mean to toot

my own horn,

but that's another concert save

by Gustavo rocque.

- Honk bonk.

- Ahh!

- Nice.

- ? Step it up,

get in gear ?

- ? go for broke, - make it clear ?

- ? make it work, - get it right ?

? Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ?

? if you want it all,

lay it on the line ?

? it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ?

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