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- Okay, so does anyone know
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what Gustavo's big news is?
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- Well, let's just hope
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it's about getting some awesome
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pantry snacks and not another TV
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cameo.
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- In the last week alone,
- we've done
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Special animal unit,
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deadliest cupcake...
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- And that super-sloppy
- game show.
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Ugh, oh.
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Ugh.
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I can't take another cameo.
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- Dogs,
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I have some big news.
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- Please tell us it's not
- another cameo.
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- I hate all of you!
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- Guys, if we are gonna stay
- in the spotlight,
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We need to stay on radio,
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magazine covers, and TV.
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- Gustavo, we love you.
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But we're not gonna leave
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the studio to do another cameo.
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- All right,
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you don't have to leave.
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'Cause you're already in one.
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What?
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Ow! Ow! Stop!
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Now, that's what I call
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a big-time shock.
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- And that wraps up
- another edition
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Of Scott baio's taser tots.
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Good night, everybody.
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Ow! Ow! Oh!
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- ? Make it count,
- play it straight ?
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- ? don't look back,
- don't hesitate ?
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- ? what you want,
- what you feel ?
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- ? never quit
- and make it real ?
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? If you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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- Gustavo,
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no more cameos.
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Oh, really?
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Well, then...
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No more cameos!
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- What TV show this time?
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- Coco.o.
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- You mean the kidzie channel
- TV show about the girl robot,
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- But only her spunky best friend
- knows that she's a robot,
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- And if the popular kids
- found out,
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She'd be scrapped for parts?
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- That's the one.
- Oh.
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- A lot of our fans worship
- that show.
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- Oh,
- and the robot who plays coco...
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Oh-ho,
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she's amazing.
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- You mean the actress.
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- Actress.
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- Um, but we all agreed
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no more cameos.
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- Okay, but before you say no,
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just watch a little bit
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of the show.
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- Okay, Lindsay,
- now I'm ready to interface
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- With the popular girls
- at study hall.
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- Um, no.
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Coco,
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those shoes are so last year.
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- Uh-oh,
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better reboot.
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I love her.
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- I am not doing
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another dangerous cameo
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because Carlos is in robot love.
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- So somebody else give me
- another reason
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Why we should do it.
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- Well, there are...
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Awesome snacks on TV sets.
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- And look at him.
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- Darn it.
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- Okay, here's the set
- where coco gets you to perform
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At the school dance.
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Oh,
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they're finishing a scene now.
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- Coco, if big time rush doesn't
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show up like you promised,
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everyone is gonna know
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you're a robot.
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- My processor
- is overstressed...
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And overdressed.
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- Okay, that's a cut.
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And here comes
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america's sweetheart,
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dara laramie.
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- Hi, guys.
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- I can't believe you're gonna do
- my show.
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- Well,
- they are very glad to...
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Here's Carlos.
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- Uh, uh, i... i... i...
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- Back it up, boy band.
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Dara is not looking
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for a boyfriend.
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- Dara, learn your lines
- for the next scene now.
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- Whoo,
- who's the evil stepmother?
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- Her evil stepmother.
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- Oh. Oh...
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- She runs dara's career
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and the show with an iron fist.
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Do not cross her.
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- Oh.
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- Huh,
- thought she'd be spunkier.
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- Okay, focus.
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How do I kiss dara?
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- Isn't it obvious,
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prince not-so-charming?
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- Well, yeah,
- you find your glass slipper.
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- Don't eat the apple,
- though.
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- Make sure you have her home
- before midnight.
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And bippity-boppity-boo,
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evil stepmother spell broken.
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- Good plan.
- Let's go.
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- What?
- I was kidding.
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- Hey! No!
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You two need to go to wardrobe.
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- Hit the snack table.
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- Got it.
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- They are terrible.
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- No, what's terrible
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is this script.
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- It makes the guys
- look like idiots.
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Both: They are idiots.
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- So are TV writers.
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- Yeah.
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Can I help you?
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- Yes, hello.
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I am the producer
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of big time rush,
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and this script makes James
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look self-centered,
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Carlos look like an idiot,
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Logan look like a science nerd,
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and Kendall look like some guy
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who's always giving pep talks.
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- Yeah,
- who would watch that?
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- Uh...
- And where's the romance?
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I'm a tweenage girl, and I want
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some tweenage romance.
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- Hey, we gave coco a kiss chip,
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but dara's stepmom
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won't let us use it,
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and she'll fire us
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if we change the script
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after she's approved it,
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which she did.
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- Come on, gang.
- Let's get a three-hour lunch.
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- Pizza.
- I'm craving burritos.
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- I'm thinking buffalo
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something.
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- So we rewrite the script?
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Both: We're not afraid
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of some evil stepmother.
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Get that thing off my set.
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Ahem.
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Fire him.
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- Okay, now you just need
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to find dara,
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tell her that you love the show,
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- that you'd love to talk about it
- over a smoothie.
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- I would love to do that.
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- Carlos.
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- Hi.
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- Hello.
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- I have to admit,
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I was really excited
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- when I heard you were coming
- on the show.
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- Okay, good start.
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Good start.
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- Now make a date with beauty
- before the beast comes in.
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No.
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- Dara, perhaps I didn't make
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myself clear.
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I don't want you anywhere near
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big time rush again.
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To your makeup trailer now.
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- Listen here, loverboy.
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Yeah, I thought I told you
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to stay away from dara.
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- Oh, actually,
- he's the loverboy.
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- I'm not just dara's stepmom.
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I'm also her manager.
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And according to her last post
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to her 14 million fans,
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her total bestie.
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And if I decide
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to let her have a boyfriend
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or use her kiss chip,
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it will be on a boy named bieber
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or lautner,
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not you.
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- She should be able to date
- whoever she wants.
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- Wrong!
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And if I see you
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flirting her again,
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- I will have you removed
- from the lot
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For harassing america's
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TV sweetheart.
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- Y-You mean me,
- not him.
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- Go.
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Both: Okay. Go. Go. Go.
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- Coco. o has the worst spread
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in television history.
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- Okay,
- this is an actual twig.
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- This is the only food
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that dara's stepmother
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will let her eat,
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so we have to eat it too.
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- Again, I really thought
- she'd be spunkier.
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- My body is a temple,
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and this temple
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needs better snacks.
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- Okay,
- we are on a Hollywood lot.
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- There's got to be some show
- that doesn't serve prison food.
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- That way.
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Both: Snackpot!
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- All right.
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Oh, sweet.
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- Ooh, and healthy.
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- This spread is amazing.
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- What show is this?
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- You know,
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it's not nice...
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- To take things
- that don't belong to you.
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- That's right, plex.
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You shouldn't take things
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that don't belong to you.
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- It's yo gabba gabba.
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? You just can't grab 'em,
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'cause that's not right. ?
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? The snacks aren't yours,
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so you can't have 'em ?
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? you can't have 'em,
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so please go sit outside ?
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- I want those snacks.
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- Five minutes.
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- We shoot the "mean girls land
- in the gelatin bowl scene"
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In five.
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- A little to the left.
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Your other left.
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- And Cruella said to stay away
- from dara.
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- No, she said that she didn't
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want to see us near dara.
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- And besides,
- my kiss will set her free
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From her evil stepmother.
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Dara, it's me.
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- Carlos?
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You shouldn't be here right now.
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- I know.
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- If my stepmother sees you,
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- I'm afraid of what will happen
- to you.
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- I'll risk anything for you,
- and don't worry,
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- My friend is watching out
- for us.
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- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Let go of me,
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you wicked witch.
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- Dara,
- give me your phone.
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And everyone leave
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the floor now.
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Okay, guys, let's wrap it up.
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You heard her.
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- Not you two.
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- "Big time rush on set
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making me big-time cry.
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"Called me names
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and said whoever watches coco. O
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is stupid."
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- You can't do that.
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- Yes, I can, and when
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her 14 million followers
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hear how you made america's
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TV Princess cry,
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you'll be crying,
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'cause your careers
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will be over.
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Turn that red light off.
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It's melting my skin.
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- Stop.
- Don't do it.
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- I promise never to talk
- to Carlos again
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Just don't ruin big time rush.
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- No, she can press it.
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I don't care.
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- Shut up.
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- You're lucky I'm in
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a good mood.
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Dara...
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Do not give me another reason
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to destroy you.
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- Good-bye, Carlos.
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- Okay,
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what's our next move?
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- I'll tell you what
- the next move is.
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I'm gonna kick your...
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- The red light means
- that yo gabba gabba
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Is yo gabba shooting.
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- For which gives us
- just enough time
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For a little
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yo gabba gabba Turkey.
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Hey, guys.
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- What's up?
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- You guys weren't listening
- to us. That's what's up.
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- You should always listen
- so you always know what to do.
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- Like listening to this song.
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- We don't want to listen
- to a song.
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- We just want a snack,
- okay?
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- Wait...
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- That last part
- didn't even rhyme.
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Both: Oh.
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- Okay,
- where's the big rewrite
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- That doesn't make the guys
- look stupid?
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- Okay, check it.
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- All the kids at the dance
- start leaving,
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'cause big time rush
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didn't show up,
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but then they do show up,
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and then Kendall's like,
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"yo, coco, big time rush
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is ready to shimmy-sham
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at the Jimmy-jam."
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And then everybody starts
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dancing and cheering.
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- And then coco is like,
- "guess what.
335
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I'm gonna buy your new album."
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And then everyone is like,
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"wow, we are gonna buy
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your new album also!
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Yeah!"
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00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,938
- Again,
- where is the new rewrite
341
00:12:29,976 --> 00:12:32,059
- That doesn't make the guys
- looks stupid?
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- Okay, fine, well, you know,
343
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,261
where is Katie's big tweenage
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romance scene, huh?
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Where is it?
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- It's done; It just needs
- a little polishing.
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- Yeah...
- No. Okay...
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- I just need a little bit
- more time.
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- Give me that.
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- Ha!
- You got nothing!
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- You know I'm not good
- with sweet!
352
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- Stop fighting, and come up
- with a better ending fast
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- Because according to
- the schedule,
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- The guys are in wardrobe
- right now.
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- 'Sup?
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Big time rush.
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- We're doing a cameo
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on yo gabba gabba.
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? We want snacks,
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00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,178
tasty snacks are good ?
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- Both: ? let us in,
- 'cause tasty snacks are good ?
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Both: Yes.
363
00:13:13,411 --> 00:13:15,119
- Really?
- Aren't you guys ever on stage?
364
00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:17,451
- Well, we are about to sing
- and dance a song.
365
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,488
- But maybe we should sing
- a new song called
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- Well, well, well,
- someone's being naughty again.
367
00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:23,794
- Um, or what about the
368
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sharing food
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- with your new friends song,
- huh?
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Where's that one?
371
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,473
Did he say "share?"
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- Hmm.
373
00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:32,385
- We just are really hungry,
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- and the snacks
- on our stage stink.
375
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,693
- Well,
376
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,336
not sharing stinks too.
377
00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:39,084
- Can you share something
- with us?
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- We can share.
- We love to share.
379
00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,620
- Name it.
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- How about they share
- their voices and sing?
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All: ? I love to share
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with my friends ?
383
00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:52,648
? it's never any fun
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by myself ?
385
00:13:54,476 --> 00:13:56,289
? I love to share
386
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with my friends ?
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? and they share with me,
388
00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,217
so we have a good time ?
389
00:14:02,256 --> 00:14:03,485
? together,
390
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,712
sharing forever ?
391
00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:08,998
- Coco,
392
00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:10,538
big time rush is not coming.
393
00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:12,619
- So you have to admit
- that you don't know them.
394
00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:14,366
- And admit that you're a robot.
395
00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:17,029
- Uh...
396
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,067
Uh...
397
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,982
- And cut.
398
00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:22,355
- Okay, let's reset cameras
- and get ready
399
00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,017
For our big time cameo.
400
00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:27,013
- Oh, tell me that isn't
401
00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:28,219
a love note.
402
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,343
- It's not.
403
00:14:29,382 --> 00:14:31,174
It's a love plane.
404
00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:32,837
- It's too risky.
405
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,437
- And besides,
- you stink at paper airplanes.
406
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,249
- But love is my co-pilot.
407
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,359
- Ugh, I hate cameos.
408
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,539
- "My dearest dara,
409
00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:54,765
it's me Carlos.
410
00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:57,323
"Let me help save you from your
411
00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:59,841
evil stepmom.
412
00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,796
"I think our kiss will help
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00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:03,710
free you from her evilness.
414
00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:05,290
"Man, she's evil.
415
00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:06,787
Well, bye."
416
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,033
I told you to stay away.
417
00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:10,365
- You know what?
418
00:15:10,405 --> 00:15:11,988
You can't keep them apart.
419
00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:13,215
Because we're in
420
00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:14,401
the next scene with her,
421
00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:15,982
- and there is no one else
- to sing.
422
00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:18,021
- Now,
- what do you think about that?
423
00:15:20,557 --> 00:15:22,244
Lindsay, tell the writers
424
00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,929
to change the next scene
425
00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:26,031
so that big time rush
426
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:28,090
never shows up to the dance,
427
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,212
but coco uses her music chip
428
00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:32,292
to sing a rockin' song
429
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,810
launching dara's music career
430
00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:37,285
but ending big time rush's.
431
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,606
- Sorry about that.
432
00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:49,683
- Hey, guys, evil stepmonster
433
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,472
says to take big time rush
434
00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:54,177
out... of... the... script.
435
00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:01,998
- Take big time rush out
- of the Jimmy-jam?
436
00:16:03,784 --> 00:16:05,534
- Dara's stepmom is evil,
437
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,425
- and she's trying to ruin us
- with dara's phone,
438
00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:09,279
- Followers,
- and script.
439
00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,026
- We have to join forces to end
440
00:16:11,024 --> 00:16:12,731
her evil reign over this land
441
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:17,063
and set dara free with my kiss.
442
00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:18,931
- He knows we're not in
- a colorful world
443
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,637
Of make-believe, right?
444
00:16:21,674 --> 00:16:23,445
- Hey,
445
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,213
we just did a yo gabba cameo.
446
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,627
- What's going on here?
447
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,791
- We're doing a little rewrite
448
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,768
so big time rush rocks the stage
449
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:32,702
and rocks coco.O.
450
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,699
- Hmm.
451
00:16:38,525 --> 00:16:39,775
- Can I have everyone's
452
00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:41,023
attention, please?
453
00:16:41,062 --> 00:16:43,271
- It looks like big time rush
- is not gonna make it
454
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,310
To the dance tonight.
455
00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:48,410
- I knew she was a liar...
456
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,968
And a robot.
457
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,333
She's not a liar!
458
00:16:57,372 --> 00:16:59,955
- We were just running
- a little late to the Jimmy-jam.
459
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,958
- And we know she is not
460
00:17:10,957 --> 00:17:12,269
a robot.
461
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,346
- Out of my way.
462
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,386
- Pardon me.
463
00:17:17,425 --> 00:17:20,133
- You're both fired.
464
00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,463
- In fact,
465
00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,751
I think coco...
466
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,289
Looks like a Princess.
467
00:17:28,409 --> 00:17:30,617
All: Ooh.
468
00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:32,697
- Cut!
469
00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:33,694
Cut the cameras.
470
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,193
Cut them all.
471
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:39,066
Who is responsible for this?
472
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,477
I control dara.
473
00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:41,829
I tell her what to eat,
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00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,139
what to say,
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00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:45,304
and who to kiss.
476
00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:46,739
I'm the boss, all right,
477
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,132
of you,
478
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,797
you, and everyone who watches
479
00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,418
this stupid show.
480
00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:54,538
Got it?
481
00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:58,470
- Oh, we got it...
482
00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,781
All recorded right here.
483
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,798
- Where did you get
484
00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:04,233
dara's phone?
485
00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:05,690
- Oh,
486
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:07,104
I might have borrowed it
487
00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:08,685
and then gave it to them.
488
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,349
- And if you don't want us
489
00:18:10,348 --> 00:18:11,972
to send this out
490
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:15,303
to dara's 14 million followers
491
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,090
exposing you as an evil witch
492
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,775
who treats america's TV
493
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,418
sweetheart like a prisoner...
494
00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:22,291
- You're going to apologize
495
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,121
to your stepdaughter right now
496
00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:25,578
and promise to start doing
497
00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:26,991
things a little differently.
498
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,859
- Sorry,
499
00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:33,399
me again.
500
00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:35,605
- Heh-heh,
501
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,768
what I meant to say was,
502
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:40,077
dara is growing up
503
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,345
and can make her own decisions.
504
00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:43,946
And Carlos seems like
505
00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:45,505
a nice boy,
506
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,254
so why doesn't the best TV crew
507
00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:50,958
and cast ever
508
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:55,662
just, you know, keep rolling?
509
00:18:58,526 --> 00:19:00,026
- I guess your kiss
510
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:01,523
really did set her free.
511
00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:02,562
- Told you.
512
00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:06,891
- Okay,
- let's shoot the dance scene.
513
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,927
- ? All this talk about
514
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,882
being in love ?
515
00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:15,088
? I could never get into
516
00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:17,251
the party ?
517
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,040
? never really understood
518
00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,787
what it was ?
519
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,201
? like,
520
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,574
what's the big deal anyway ?
521
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:26,010
- ? oh, I but I decided
522
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:28,401
I should give it a try ?
523
00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:30,023
? the very moment
524
00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:31,604
that you gave me the invite ?
525
00:19:31,643 --> 00:19:32,935
? I've never seen anything
526
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,225
like it before ?
527
00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:36,161
? once you open the door
528
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,054
see I was like ?
529
00:19:38,092 --> 00:19:40,113
All: ? oh, yeah, yeah,
530
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:42,131
don't get any better ?
531
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,108
? oh, yeah, yeah,
532
00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:46,042
wish that this was forever ?
533
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,976
? 'cause your heart calling
534
00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:51,868
feels like confetti falling ?
535
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,318
- ? and everybody's gonna make
536
00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,190
an appearance ?
537
00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,916
? even the butterflies
538
00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:01,601
can feel it ?
539
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,224
- ? and then bliss came
540
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:04,805
with mister first kiss ?
541
00:20:04,845 --> 00:20:06,408
? it was better than they ever
542
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,967
explained it ?
543
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,757
All: ? oh, yeah, yeah,
544
00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:11,503
don't get any better ?
545
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,647
? oh, yeah, yeah,
546
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,748
wish that this was forever ?
547
00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:19,057
? 'cause your heart calling
548
00:20:19,054 --> 00:20:22,323
feels like confetti falling ?
549
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,743
? 'Cause your heart calling
550
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,885
feels like confetti falling ?
551
00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:48,034
- Not bad.
552
00:20:48,073 --> 00:20:50,260
- Yeah,
553
00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:52,443
if you like cheesy kid shows.
554
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,149
- What's that supposed to mean?
555
00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:56,189
- All I'm saying is that
- if we had our own show,
556
00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:57,867
- It wouldn't be filled
- with random gags
557
00:20:57,891 --> 00:20:59,307
And cartoony sound effects.
558
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,468
- And we wouldn't use costumes
559
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,257
just to get a cheap laugh.
560
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,165
- It's not our style.
561
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,787
- Dumb.
562
00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:15,117
- Right,
563
00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:16,407
and no completely random,
564
00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,363
- out-of-nowhere
- celebrity cameos.
565
00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:20,775
- Hey, guys.
566
00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:22,398
Great to see you.
567
00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:25,646
Hey, Lucas.
568
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:26,975
- We would keep it classy
569
00:21:26,974 --> 00:21:28,264
with no slapstick chasing
570
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:29,846
or silly music.
571
00:21:32,298 --> 00:21:33,738
- All:
- There's a bear in the lobby.
572
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,087
Run!
573
00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:40,687
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