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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,644 --> 00:00:03,186 - I still don't know 2 00:00:03,185 --> 00:00:04,725 how to play cricket. 3 00:00:04,765 --> 00:00:06,473 - None of us do. 4 00:00:06,513 --> 00:00:08,447 - But all the other sports - equipment was signed out. 5 00:00:08,469 --> 00:00:10,907 - Okay, so next goal point 6 00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:13,341 run thing... wins. 7 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:19,124 - Whoo! 8 00:00:19,164 --> 00:00:20,082 - Uh. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,454 - I got it, - I got it, I got... 10 00:00:21,495 --> 00:00:23,079 - ah! 11 00:00:23,118 --> 00:00:24,118 - Mm. 12 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:27,447 - Second base! 13 00:00:32,024 --> 00:00:34,148 - Tackle him - before he scores at cricket! 14 00:00:40,763 --> 00:00:43,221 - Garcia scores! 15 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:45,822 It's cricket-mania, 16 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:48,381 and the crowd goes wild. 17 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:49,754 - Oh... - Whoa. 18 00:00:49,794 --> 00:00:50,794 - Um... 19 00:00:52,290 --> 00:00:54,290 How would the crowd 20 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,287 like a refreshing snack 21 00:00:56,327 --> 00:00:58,202 courtesy of big time rush? 22 00:00:58,241 --> 00:01:00,366 - Eh? 23 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:02,113 - Okay. 24 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:04,403 - Gummie buggies for everyone, - good sir. 25 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:09,609 - That'll be... 26 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:11,311 $80. 27 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:14,100 - Oh, okay. 28 00:01:14,138 --> 00:01:15,722 Oops. 29 00:01:15,721 --> 00:01:17,303 Out of money. 30 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,010 - Me too. - I've got nothing. 31 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:20,216 - Don't worry, guys. 32 00:01:20,216 --> 00:01:21,381 I got the cash. 33 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,667 - Yeah, this money's - from a board game. 34 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,415 And it's not even enough. 35 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,830 - Okay, okay. 36 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:32,953 Do you accept real estate? 37 00:01:38,234 --> 00:01:39,651 - Okay, new plan. 38 00:01:39,691 --> 00:01:41,649 How about a refreshing apology? 39 00:01:41,688 --> 00:01:42,688 - Sorry. 40 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:46,852 - I'll take that as a no. 41 00:01:50,469 --> 00:01:52,386 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 42 00:01:52,425 --> 00:01:54,258 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 43 00:01:58,459 --> 00:02:00,251 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 44 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:02,207 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 45 00:02:26,425 --> 00:02:28,113 ? If you want it all, 46 00:02:28,111 --> 00:02:29,798 lay it on the line ? 47 00:02:29,837 --> 00:02:31,879 ? it's the only life you got 48 00:02:31,878 --> 00:02:33,919 so you got to live it big time ? 49 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,493 All: We want money! 50 00:02:40,532 --> 00:02:41,824 - Forget it. 51 00:02:41,865 --> 00:02:43,239 - What? - Why not? 52 00:02:43,279 --> 00:02:44,946 - We earned it. 53 00:02:44,985 --> 00:02:47,277 - From our sold-out concerts - and our record sales. 54 00:02:47,316 --> 00:02:48,733 - And what about that foreign 55 00:02:48,732 --> 00:02:50,147 commercial we did last month? 56 00:02:50,187 --> 00:02:51,187 Huh? 57 00:02:51,227 --> 00:02:52,645 All: Mm. 58 00:02:52,684 --> 00:02:54,601 - Bavara-slavian hoof soup. 59 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,599 Gotta eat it big time! 60 00:02:57,637 --> 00:03:00,845 All: Das ist yum yum gut! 61 00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:02,924 - Now mit iodine. 62 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,792 - Well, - you can't have your money 63 00:03:08,832 --> 00:03:10,891 - Because Griffin puts it all into - an account that you can't access 64 00:03:10,912 --> 00:03:12,704 Until you're 21. 65 00:03:12,744 --> 00:03:14,285 - 21? - That's... 66 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:16,325 - This way, - it's safe and secure. 67 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,197 And you dogs can't waste it 68 00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:20,028 on stupid things. 69 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,651 - We wouldn't do that. 70 00:03:21,691 --> 00:03:23,125 - Of course you would, - because you're all young 71 00:03:23,147 --> 00:03:24,647 And stupid. 72 00:03:24,687 --> 00:03:26,645 - Whoa. - That is not true. 73 00:03:26,685 --> 00:03:30,226 - Your hand is stuck in a vase. 74 00:03:30,263 --> 00:03:31,805 - Yeah, well, that's Carlos. 75 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:32,991 But the rest of us 76 00:03:32,991 --> 00:03:34,135 are very responsible. 77 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:36,426 - You all - have vases on your hands. 78 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:40,335 Tell you what. 79 00:03:40,376 --> 00:03:41,793 I'll give you each 80 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:43,207 a $5,000 bonus. 81 00:03:45,036 --> 00:03:46,370 If you can prove to me 82 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,703 that you haven't wasted it 83 00:03:47,742 --> 00:03:49,659 by 5:00 tomorrow afternoon, 84 00:03:52,194 --> 00:03:53,840 we'll talk about access 85 00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:55,484 to the rest of your money. 86 00:03:55,524 --> 00:03:57,065 Both: Challenge accepted. 87 00:03:57,105 --> 00:03:58,605 - Now if you'll excuse us, 88 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,104 we have a very busy afternoon 89 00:04:00,143 --> 00:04:01,331 of being responsible 90 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:02,517 with our monies. 91 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:07,012 - You bought a snake? 92 00:04:10,256 --> 00:04:11,714 - It was only $1,000. 93 00:04:11,754 --> 00:04:12,921 Besides, 94 00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:14,086 it's an investment... 95 00:04:14,126 --> 00:04:15,627 In love. 96 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,333 - Please, don't tell us more. 97 00:04:17,373 --> 00:04:18,766 - There's a lyric - in one of Lucy's songs 98 00:04:18,788 --> 00:04:20,496 About how she loves snakes. 99 00:04:20,536 --> 00:04:22,244 Now, if you don't mind, 100 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:23,888 my yellow wing man and I 101 00:04:23,887 --> 00:04:25,490 need to get ready. 102 00:04:28,108 --> 00:04:30,317 - Okay, well, - I'm going to be responsible 103 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,420 And deposit my bonus 104 00:04:31,419 --> 00:04:32,480 in the bank. 105 00:04:32,521 --> 00:04:33,853 - Huh? - Who's with me? 106 00:04:33,893 --> 00:04:34,997 You guys, huh? 107 00:04:34,997 --> 00:04:36,100 Gettin' my bank on. 108 00:04:36,141 --> 00:04:37,642 Bank time. 109 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:38,723 Deposito. 110 00:04:38,722 --> 00:04:39,763 Kendall? 111 00:04:39,803 --> 00:04:41,094 - It's too easy. 112 00:04:41,134 --> 00:04:42,218 This bonus 113 00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:43,300 is some type of trap. 114 00:04:43,341 --> 00:04:45,216 And we need to beat Griffin 115 00:04:45,214 --> 00:04:47,087 at what his "bonus" trap is. 116 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:48,753 - Okay, nut job, 117 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:51,459 fdi-see you later. 118 00:04:53,911 --> 00:04:55,591 - I know what I'm gonna do - with my bonus! 119 00:04:58,114 --> 00:04:59,989 - A personal assistant. 120 00:05:00,028 --> 00:05:02,004 - Why don't you just throw - your money out the window? 121 00:05:02,026 --> 00:05:03,235 - Well, 122 00:05:03,234 --> 00:05:04,441 once I have an assistant, 123 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:06,732 he can do that for me. 124 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:07,895 Now, what are 125 00:05:07,895 --> 00:05:09,019 your qualifications? 126 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,767 - I have a degree from - the wharton school of business, 127 00:05:11,805 --> 00:05:13,056 Speak seven languages, 128 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:14,304 and have worked 129 00:05:14,344 --> 00:05:15,949 for some of the most 130 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,551 powerful people in this town. 131 00:05:17,591 --> 00:05:18,841 - This is gonna be 132 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,088 a tough decision. 133 00:05:20,129 --> 00:05:23,463 You both are so qualified. 134 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,896 - I've got a lot 135 00:05:24,895 --> 00:05:26,290 of shrimp in my pants! 136 00:05:28,826 --> 00:05:29,826 - Him. 137 00:05:33,113 --> 00:05:34,530 - Well, well, well. 138 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:36,361 - If it isn't - Mr. Moneybags himself. 139 00:05:36,401 --> 00:05:37,984 Come to not buy something again? 140 00:05:38,023 --> 00:05:39,149 - Actually, 141 00:05:39,148 --> 00:05:40,272 I will buy something. 142 00:05:40,312 --> 00:05:43,750 How about a bag o' gummie 143 00:05:43,747 --> 00:05:47,183 buggies and a lemonade, large. 144 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,429 - All right, well, there's 145 00:05:49,428 --> 00:05:51,635 one bag of gummie buggies, 146 00:05:51,674 --> 00:05:54,132 one large lemonade, 147 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,587 and your change. 148 00:05:56,626 --> 00:06:00,668 - And here is a tip for you. 149 00:06:02,826 --> 00:06:04,430 - Well, 150 00:06:04,429 --> 00:06:06,032 there's one bendy straw... 151 00:06:06,072 --> 00:06:07,280 - Ooh. 152 00:06:07,321 --> 00:06:08,862 - And some extra napkins, 153 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,194 and a smile. 154 00:06:10,234 --> 00:06:14,567 - Oh, uh, thank you. 155 00:06:32,374 --> 00:06:34,415 - Yes, I would like - to make a deposit please. 156 00:06:34,455 --> 00:06:36,246 - Do you want - to deposit all of it? 157 00:06:36,285 --> 00:06:39,327 - Yep. 158 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,366 Actually, I'll keep 100 of it... 159 00:06:41,364 --> 00:06:43,363 In singles. 160 00:06:47,105 --> 00:06:48,314 - Hey, Lucy. 161 00:06:48,355 --> 00:06:50,229 It's me, James diamond. 162 00:06:50,268 --> 00:06:51,809 - Yeah, I know that. 163 00:06:51,849 --> 00:06:53,391 - Oh, this? 164 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:54,930 It's just my snake, Gordon. 165 00:06:54,970 --> 00:06:56,304 Pretty cool, huh? 166 00:06:56,345 --> 00:06:58,094 - Not really. 167 00:06:58,134 --> 00:06:59,092 I hate snakes. 168 00:06:59,132 --> 00:07:00,174 - What? 169 00:07:00,214 --> 00:07:02,089 But your lyrics state... 170 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:03,712 - Uh, "they say - love is give and take, 171 00:07:03,752 --> 00:07:05,710 - But I can't help - but to love a snake"! 172 00:07:05,749 --> 00:07:08,291 - Yeah, "snake" - as a metaphor for bad boys. 173 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:11,787 So again, I hate snakes. 174 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,950 - Well, - you could've been clearer! 175 00:07:13,989 --> 00:07:16,239 - Oh, great. - Now you've upset Gordon. 176 00:07:16,278 --> 00:07:17,236 Gordon... 177 00:07:17,277 --> 00:07:19,027 I can't breathe. 178 00:07:22,811 --> 00:07:24,787 - Hey, I heard Griffin - gave you guys a fat bonus. 179 00:07:24,809 --> 00:07:26,268 - Shh! 180 00:07:26,308 --> 00:07:27,849 It's a trap. 181 00:07:27,888 --> 00:07:29,347 - Did you put it in a towel? 182 00:07:29,387 --> 00:07:30,886 - I didn't know - what to do with it? 183 00:07:30,926 --> 00:07:32,552 We have until 5:00 tomorrow 184 00:07:32,591 --> 00:07:34,526 - to prove that we are - responsible with our money, 185 00:07:34,548 --> 00:07:37,047 - Because he thinks we're gonna - do something stupid with it. 186 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:38,295 - Like put it in a towel. 187 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,397 - Katie! 188 00:07:39,397 --> 00:07:40,458 - It's easy. 189 00:07:40,499 --> 00:07:42,665 - He just wants you to do - what he would do with it, 190 00:07:42,704 --> 00:07:43,933 Invest it 191 00:07:43,932 --> 00:07:45,160 and make even more money. 192 00:07:45,201 --> 00:07:47,201 I recommend commodities. 193 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,156 - Commodities, - of course. 194 00:07:49,196 --> 00:07:51,321 What are commodities? 195 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,734 - Just name a food you like. 196 00:07:52,775 --> 00:07:54,526 - Oranges. 197 00:07:54,564 --> 00:07:56,273 - Okay, let's go make you 198 00:07:56,272 --> 00:07:57,979 some green with oranges. 199 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,143 - Hmm. 200 00:08:00,183 --> 00:08:01,183 Hey, guys! 201 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:05,407 - Kelly, 202 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:06,634 get Carlos on the phone. 203 00:08:06,675 --> 00:08:08,651 - I need him to come down here - and record some new vocals 204 00:08:08,672 --> 00:08:10,422 On my bonus track. 205 00:08:10,462 --> 00:08:11,795 - On it. 206 00:08:14,623 --> 00:08:15,998 - Hello. 207 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:16,996 - Carlos Garcia's - assistant speaking. 208 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:18,620 How may I help you? 209 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:20,202 - Um, this is Kelly 210 00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:21,741 from rocque records. 211 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,341 - We need Carlos - to come over to the studio 212 00:08:23,363 --> 00:08:24,570 To record some vocals. 213 00:08:24,611 --> 00:08:25,819 - My apologies. 214 00:08:25,859 --> 00:08:27,318 Something important came up, 215 00:08:27,358 --> 00:08:28,958 - and Mr. Garcia - can't make the recording. 216 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,397 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 217 00:08:32,892 --> 00:08:34,517 - Carlos' assistant 218 00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:36,140 says he's busy. 219 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,305 - Whoo! 220 00:08:37,305 --> 00:08:38,429 Whoo-hoo! 221 00:08:44,836 --> 00:08:46,587 - Get your butt in the booth 222 00:08:46,586 --> 00:08:48,335 and record my bonus track! 223 00:08:48,373 --> 00:08:51,498 - Assistant! 224 00:08:51,536 --> 00:08:53,141 - As I said on the phone, Mr. 225 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,743 Garcia's schedule has changed. 226 00:08:54,782 --> 00:08:56,678 But he does have an opening 227 00:08:56,676 --> 00:08:58,571 for tomorrow at noon. 228 00:08:58,611 --> 00:08:59,882 - Um, he's doing 229 00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:01,151 rhythmic gymnastics. 230 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,733 - You annoy me. 231 00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:05,148 And, Carlos, get in the booth! 232 00:09:05,187 --> 00:09:07,145 - Ah! - Strong fingers. 233 00:09:07,184 --> 00:09:09,975 - Okay, tomorrow at noon. 234 00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:12,055 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 235 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,344 - Whoo. 236 00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:16,217 - Now, there's my pool date. 237 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,964 But I couldn't find any towels. 238 00:09:18,004 --> 00:09:19,316 - Hmm. 239 00:09:19,316 --> 00:09:20,627 But I can. 240 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,584 - Here you go, kids. - Enjoy the pool. 241 00:09:22,623 --> 00:09:23,999 - Thank you. 242 00:09:24,038 --> 00:09:26,080 - Nice, big spender. 243 00:09:26,119 --> 00:09:27,743 - But there's still - no place to sit. 244 00:09:27,783 --> 00:09:30,200 - Oh, really? 245 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:40,644 Isn't tipping great? 246 00:09:40,684 --> 00:09:42,600 - It's like saying thank you - only with money, 247 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,682 And then you get things. 248 00:09:43,722 --> 00:09:44,764 - True. 249 00:09:44,804 --> 00:09:46,679 Just be careful not to overdo it 250 00:09:46,718 --> 00:09:48,261 so you still have money. 251 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,175 - Me overdo it? 252 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,735 - When have I ever - overdone anything? 253 00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:59,497 I'd like to make a withdrawal. 254 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:01,828 - How much would you like? 255 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,574 - All of it... - In singles. 256 00:10:03,614 --> 00:10:05,115 Ha-ha. 257 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:09,943 - It seemed - like a good investment. 258 00:10:09,981 --> 00:10:12,107 - But it turns out, - Lucy doesn't like snakes. 259 00:10:12,146 --> 00:10:14,063 And now he's sad. 260 00:10:14,102 --> 00:10:15,434 - Snakes don't get sad. 261 00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:17,267 They get hungry and cold. 262 00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:18,910 And you need to get him food, 263 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,513 a heat lamp, and a cage. 264 00:10:20,552 --> 00:10:22,594 - How much 265 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:24,633 is all that gonna cost me? 266 00:10:24,671 --> 00:10:26,838 $1,000? 267 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:29,503 - Well, there are a lot of - hidden costs in owning a pet. 268 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,249 And... where is he? 269 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:33,206 - Hmm? 270 00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:35,245 - I left him right there - on the table. 271 00:10:35,284 --> 00:10:36,930 - You left him 272 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,573 on the table? 273 00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:50,060 - Gordon! 274 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:51,932 Gordon! 275 00:10:54,552 --> 00:10:56,969 - Okay, just buy $5,000 - worth of sun squeezed stock. 276 00:10:57,008 --> 00:10:58,549 - I can do it. 277 00:10:58,589 --> 00:10:59,940 - You don't have - to tell me everything. 278 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:01,628 - Fine. 279 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:03,960 - Once you select "buy," - you'll hear a happy beep. 280 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:05,391 - Then your transaction - is complete. 281 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,123 - Okay. 282 00:11:07,162 --> 00:11:08,703 - And with one click - of a button, 283 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:10,118 I am responsible 284 00:11:10,118 --> 00:11:11,491 with my monies. 285 00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:16,237 - Where's the beep? 286 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,501 - After you buy stock, - there's a happy beep. 287 00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:18,774 - I don't know. 288 00:11:18,814 --> 00:11:20,249 - I went - to the sun squeezed website 289 00:11:20,271 --> 00:11:21,354 And bought $5,000 290 00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:22,436 worth of oranges. 291 00:11:22,476 --> 00:11:24,269 - No! 292 00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:26,242 - You were supposed to go - to the financial website 293 00:11:26,264 --> 00:11:27,722 And buy $5,000 worth 294 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,178 of sun squeezed stock. 295 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,633 - Is that bad? 296 00:11:37,624 --> 00:11:38,934 - Is that the beep - you were talking about? 297 00:11:38,956 --> 00:11:39,956 - No! 298 00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:51,858 - Mom! 299 00:11:51,899 --> 00:11:53,816 What's for breakfast? 300 00:11:53,854 --> 00:11:55,042 - Orange slices, 301 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,229 orange wedges, 302 00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:59,351 and a bowl of oranges. 303 00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:00,722 - Katie! 304 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,763 - Okay, I have sun squeezed - oranges on the line. 305 00:12:02,802 --> 00:12:04,694 - I explained to them that - you were trying to buy stock 306 00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:06,776 - Not oranges and asked - if they'll give you a refund. 307 00:12:06,797 --> 00:12:08,838 - Okay, how's it going. 308 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,373 - Look, kid... 309 00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:16,222 - Thank you for allowing me - to stay on your couch last night 310 00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:18,244 - And for signing this orange - for my daughter. 311 00:12:18,282 --> 00:12:20,991 - But I got to unload that truck - and get down to San Diego. 312 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,551 - Or you could 313 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,070 take a tip from Logan, 314 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,817 stay a little longer. 315 00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:26,857 - San Diego can wait. 316 00:12:26,898 --> 00:12:29,231 - Mm-hmm. 317 00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:30,770 - Please tell me - that everybody else 318 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,517 - Is being responsible - with their money. 319 00:12:42,961 --> 00:12:44,586 We have a 9:00 A.M. shower 320 00:12:44,626 --> 00:12:46,834 - followed by cartoon watching - from 9:30 to 11:00, 321 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:47,873 Girl watching 322 00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:48,873 from 11:00 to 11:30, 323 00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:51,287 - then your noon recording session - with Gustavo. 324 00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:56,654 Busy boy. 325 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,736 - Oh, great. 326 00:12:58,775 --> 00:13:00,668 - Now our only hope to prove that - we're responsible with our money 327 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:03,314 Is James. 328 00:13:03,352 --> 00:13:06,186 - Please tell me - you didn't buy a magic carpet. 329 00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:08,515 - Do I look like an idiot? 330 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,388 - The animal control guy 331 00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:12,528 - wanted $2,500 to take apart - the palm woods vent system 332 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,592 To find his snake. 333 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,860 - But this snake-charming outfit 334 00:13:16,858 --> 00:13:19,086 and flute was only 500 bucks. 335 00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:20,438 Now who's 336 00:13:20,437 --> 00:13:21,748 irresponsible with money? 337 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,740 You will be mine! 338 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,691 - What are we gonna do? 339 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,606 - We are meeting - Griffin at 5:00 340 00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:39,270 - To prove we did not waste our - bonuses on... i don't know... 341 00:13:39,308 --> 00:13:41,684 Say, a truckload of oranges! 342 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,009 - I think I might know a way 343 00:13:47,049 --> 00:13:49,049 - we can still squeeze - some profits out of this. 344 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,421 - Okay, what is it? 345 00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:52,962 - It's a very juicy plan 346 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,396 to get every "drop" 347 00:13:54,395 --> 00:13:55,790 of your money back. 348 00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:57,497 - Please just tell me already. 349 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,600 - We're gonna make orange juice, 350 00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,659 genius. 351 00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:03,906 - Then let's get to squeezin'. 352 00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:05,029 - ? I can feel it 353 00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,110 in the air ? 354 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,526 ? I like the truth 355 00:14:07,525 --> 00:14:08,899 but love the dare ? 356 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,065 ? livin' life 357 00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:13,186 like it's a vacation ? 358 00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:15,683 - ? we are golden 359 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:16,764 like the sun ? 360 00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:22,238 ? 'cause we're 361 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,798 the here and now generation ? 362 00:14:32,577 --> 00:14:34,015 ? So let's do what we like, 363 00:14:34,014 --> 00:14:35,450 do what we like ? 364 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:36,927 - ? all day, 365 00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:38,362 every day is a holiday ? 366 00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,483 - ? all day, - every day, all we got to say ? 367 00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:47,747 - ? we got no one 368 00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:48,808 to impress ? 369 00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:50,036 ? looking fly 370 00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:51,221 no matter how we dress ? 371 00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:53,929 ? staying up forever 372 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,592 'cause there is no wind ? 373 00:15:06,326 --> 00:15:08,014 ? So let's do what we like, 374 00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:09,700 do what we like ? 375 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,990 - ? all day, - every day is a holiday ? 376 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,950 - ? all day, - every day, all we got to say ? 377 00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:21,393 ? All day, 378 00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:22,559 every day is a holiday ? 379 00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,887 - ? all day, - every day, everybody say ? 380 00:15:30,672 --> 00:15:33,276 - ? all day, 381 00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:35,877 every day's a holiday ? 382 00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:37,812 ? we don't care 383 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,706 what other people say ? 384 00:15:39,744 --> 00:15:40,744 - ? hey, ho, 385 00:15:40,744 --> 00:15:41,744 let's go ? 386 00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:43,659 - ? all day, - every day is a holiday ? 387 00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,403 - ? all day, - every day, all we got to say ? 388 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,312 ? All day, 389 00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:54,603 every day is a holiday ? 390 00:16:00,386 --> 00:16:02,782 - Okay, we have been 391 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:05,174 squeezing oranges for two hours. 392 00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:09,296 We have made... 393 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,291 One glass? 394 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:12,540 Are you kidding me? 395 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:13,684 - This may have been 396 00:16:13,684 --> 00:16:14,787 a terrible idea, 397 00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:16,660 - but I know - what'll cheer you up. 398 00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:19,199 - What? 399 00:16:19,237 --> 00:16:20,613 Okay, that is always funny. 400 00:16:24,398 --> 00:16:25,899 - Hey, what are you doing here? 401 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,456 - I thought Gustavo - was chasing you around. 402 00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,394 - He was. 403 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,974 - But then I got tired, so my - assistant is running for me. 404 00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:37,135 - We are so responsible 405 00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,591 with our money. 406 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,042 - One hour. 407 00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:45,641 - We have one hour - to prove to Griffin 408 00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:47,831 - That we are - responsible with money. 409 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,077 - With a ball pit? 410 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:51,634 - It's the world's - healthiest ball pit, 411 00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:53,719 Filled with vitamin c 412 00:16:53,718 --> 00:16:55,779 and vitamin f, for fun. 413 00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:57,401 Now, all I need is 500 kids, 414 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,982 and, boom, I win. 415 00:16:59,022 --> 00:17:00,897 - So is this thing any fun? 416 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,395 - Fun? 417 00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,101 Seriously? 418 00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:05,766 This thing is full of fun. 419 00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:06,972 Watch this. 420 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,133 - So uh, is that 421 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,506 vitamin f kicking in? 422 00:17:13,546 --> 00:17:15,462 - Katie! 423 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,960 - And that's when I said, 424 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,834 - "that's just - the tip of the iceberg." 425 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:23,037 I know, I know, I know. 426 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,847 - Okay, don't you think this 427 00:17:24,846 --> 00:17:26,616 tipping thing has gone too far? 428 00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,488 - 'Cause now - you are tipping people 429 00:17:28,528 --> 00:17:30,194 For laughing at your jokes. 430 00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,651 - Oh, that is ridiculous. 431 00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:34,023 - Everybody - just loves a good tipper. 432 00:17:34,062 --> 00:17:36,187 - Uh, yeah, - until you run out of money. 433 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,935 - Won't happen, 434 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,057 - 'cause when Griffin sees - how responsible we are 435 00:17:40,097 --> 00:17:41,139 With our money, 436 00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:42,179 I'll get even more; 437 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:43,844 more money, more friends, 438 00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:45,467 and more towels. 439 00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:46,881 - Huh. - That's weird. 440 00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:47,879 Out of money. 441 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,878 Out of money? 442 00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,211 Ah. 443 00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:51,626 Hey! 444 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:52,667 Where'd everybody go? 445 00:17:55,869 --> 00:17:56,911 What is this? 446 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,451 - A little tip. 447 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,783 - Next time, - listen to your girlfriend. 448 00:18:10,018 --> 00:18:11,269 - Well, I went through 449 00:18:11,269 --> 00:18:12,518 the whole a/c system, 450 00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:14,349 but I didn't find your snake. 451 00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:15,846 But the good news is, 452 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,886 I still get my fee. 453 00:18:17,925 --> 00:18:20,509 - $2,500 and no snake? 454 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,380 - Oh, I guess - that's just good news for me. 455 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,253 - But that's all I have left. 456 00:18:24,293 --> 00:18:25,813 - Then I guess - I'm not getting a tip. 457 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,907 Well, I have, uh, no snake, 458 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,821 no girl, and no money. 459 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,860 - Tell me that you have something - to cheer me up. 460 00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:43,937 - Let's just hope that - Logan has some money left. 461 00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:52,218 - Are you serious? 462 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,630 - Ooh, why the sad faces, 463 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:58,378 bonus buddies? 464 00:18:58,418 --> 00:18:59,585 - Well, in 45 minutes, 465 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:00,749 we get to tell Griffin 466 00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:02,206 that James is snake-rupt, 467 00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:03,621 Logan has $1 left, 468 00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:05,137 - and I have - a truckload of oranges. 469 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,702 - Problems are no problem 470 00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:09,132 - when you've got - a super assistant 471 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:10,946 Who can do anything. 472 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,610 Assistant? 473 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,275 - Actually, I do know a way you - can make a ton of money 474 00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:16,689 With a truckload of oranges. 475 00:19:16,728 --> 00:19:18,186 All: How? 476 00:19:18,227 --> 00:19:19,102 - It's simple. 477 00:19:19,142 --> 00:19:20,183 All you have to do is... 478 00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:23,365 - And Carlos - is officially out of money, 479 00:19:23,387 --> 00:19:25,199 Which means 480 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,009 I no longer work for him. 481 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,049 - Wait. - What? 482 00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:29,673 How can I be out of money? 483 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:32,878 - Well, you pay me $100 an hour. 484 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,522 Add in additional grooming fees, 485 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,124 hazard pay, overtime, 486 00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:38,288 - and the 12 lobsters - for the lobster chariot 487 00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:39,827 - You made me build - and never used, 488 00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:41,242 Your $5,000 489 00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:42,615 is officially spent. 490 00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:50,813 - Let me get this straight. 491 00:19:50,853 --> 00:19:53,270 - We were given $20,000, 492 00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:54,893 and after one day, 493 00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,474 we have $1 left. 494 00:19:56,514 --> 00:19:58,263 - What do we do? 495 00:19:58,302 --> 00:20:01,010 - We do what Griffin would do. 496 00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:02,383 We invest it. 497 00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:10,872 All: To failure! 498 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:13,931 - Oh, for... 499 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:14,949 - unbelievable. 500 00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:16,157 - Fitting. - Not my best move. 501 00:20:17,986 --> 00:20:20,861 - My snake! 502 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,671 Gordon Bartholomew slitherton, 503 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:24,440 you had me worried sick. 504 00:20:24,479 --> 00:20:25,854 I will never 505 00:20:25,854 --> 00:20:27,227 let go of you again. 506 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,059 - Hey, I'll take that snake - off of your hands for 100 bucks. 507 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,513 - Sold. 508 00:20:31,554 --> 00:20:33,346 - Oh, and I'll take that 509 00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:35,135 because... 510 00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,690 I can hire my super assistant 511 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:43,832 for one more hour. 512 00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:46,581 - Now, how do we make a - ton o' money with the oranges? 513 00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:48,868 - We sell them - to one of my old bosses. 514 00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:51,449 - He thinks bathing in - freshly squeezed orange juice 515 00:20:51,487 --> 00:20:53,571 - Once a day - keeps the goblins away. 516 00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,027 - Ooh. - Okay. 517 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,347 - Well, how much money do you - think we can get for them? 518 00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:01,748 - $20,000. 519 00:21:01,747 --> 00:21:03,475 I'm proud of you fellas. 520 00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,098 - You didn't waste - $1 of your bonuses, 521 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,430 And you proved me wrong, 522 00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:09,676 - which is weird - because I'm never wrong. 523 00:21:09,715 --> 00:21:12,173 It's really weird. 524 00:21:12,212 --> 00:21:13,962 - Well, I guess that means that 525 00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:15,710 the "r" in btr stands for... 526 00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:17,375 All: "Responsible." 527 00:21:17,415 --> 00:21:19,456 - And since you proved - you can be responsible 528 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,036 With your money... 529 00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:22,264 - You get full access 530 00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,450 to your accounts. 531 00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:26,155 - No, we're good. 532 00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:27,237 - You know what? 533 00:21:27,277 --> 00:21:29,818 - We're cool with it. - Thank you so much, though. 534 00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:35,061 - Well, I must be going too. 535 00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:36,643 I just scored a sweet deal 536 00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:38,182 on a truckload of oranges. 537 00:21:38,222 --> 00:21:39,462 Got to keep those goblins away. 538 00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:44,062 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34634

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