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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,522 --> 00:00:02,856 - All agents report. 2 00:00:02,897 --> 00:00:04,605 I repeat, all agents report. 3 00:00:04,644 --> 00:00:05,644 Over! 4 00:00:06,644 --> 00:00:08,644 - No eyes on red falcon - on the fourth floor. 5 00:00:08,685 --> 00:00:09,685 Ksssh! 6 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,558 - She's not at the pool. 7 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,850 - Are you sunning by the pool, 8 00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:15,371 - surrounded by girls - in sunglasses? 9 00:00:16,721 --> 00:00:18,013 - What? - No. 10 00:00:18,054 --> 00:00:19,762 - I'm going through a tunnel. - Ksssh! 11 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:21,003 Reception... tunnel... shwshw! 12 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:23,865 - Logan, have you spotted the - nest? 13 00:00:25,632 --> 00:00:26,797 - I am unable to hack 14 00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:27,965 into bitters' system, 15 00:00:28,006 --> 00:00:29,877 and I'm a little freaked out 16 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,754 by his screen saver. 17 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,334 - What are you doing? 18 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:38,495 - Covert operations to find out 19 00:00:38,499 --> 00:00:40,623 which apartment Lucy moved into 20 00:00:40,664 --> 00:00:42,539 so I can avoid her at all costs. 21 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,955 - Honey, she lives here now, 22 00:00:44,995 --> 00:00:47,078 - and you and Jo will - just have to deal with this. 23 00:00:47,119 --> 00:00:49,161 - Negatory. 24 00:00:49,201 --> 00:00:50,220 Because I have a team 25 00:00:50,222 --> 00:00:51,242 of special ops 26 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:52,677 that will make sure 27 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,074 Lucy never comes between us. 28 00:00:54,115 --> 00:00:55,196 Over. 29 00:00:55,199 --> 00:00:56,281 Kshh! 30 00:00:57,904 --> 00:00:59,446 - Ready for our pool date? 31 00:00:59,485 --> 00:01:00,569 - Yep! 32 00:01:00,609 --> 00:01:03,401 And no one will come between us. 33 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:05,608 - Oh, hey guys. 34 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,481 Uh, you headed to the pool? 35 00:01:08,522 --> 00:01:10,439 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 36 00:01:10,478 --> 00:01:11,998 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 37 00:01:16,434 --> 00:01:18,226 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 38 00:01:18,266 --> 00:01:20,182 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 39 00:01:44,623 --> 00:01:46,308 ? If you want it all, 40 00:01:46,312 --> 00:01:47,999 lay it on the line ? 41 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:50,055 ? it's the only life you got 42 00:01:50,059 --> 00:01:52,079 so you got to live it big time ? 43 00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:55,511 - This is so awkward. 44 00:01:55,514 --> 00:01:56,659 - Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,550 - I can't imagine - what Jo must be going through. 46 00:01:58,573 --> 00:02:00,365 - I know. 47 00:02:00,405 --> 00:02:01,944 It's like Kendall's 48 00:02:01,948 --> 00:02:03,485 ex-girlfriend is literally 49 00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:06,563 living in between them. 50 00:02:06,569 --> 00:02:07,817 - Guys, we're right here. 51 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,358 - And anyway, 52 00:02:09,361 --> 00:02:11,003 Lucy moving back to the 53 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,649 palm woods doesn't bother me. 54 00:02:12,653 --> 00:02:14,570 See? 55 00:02:14,646 --> 00:02:15,705 - Oh, quick! - She's coming over here! 56 00:02:15,729 --> 00:02:16,896 Act natural! 57 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:17,937 - Be cool! Be cool! 58 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:26,182 - Hey, guys. 59 00:02:26,223 --> 00:02:27,347 - 'Sup? 60 00:02:27,389 --> 00:02:29,305 You know, just actin' natural. 61 00:02:29,346 --> 00:02:30,846 Why'd you move back in? 62 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,633 - Look, I didn't move back 63 00:02:33,636 --> 00:02:35,010 to start any drama, 64 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:36,631 but my album's 65 00:02:36,635 --> 00:02:38,214 all about being strong and doing 66 00:02:38,216 --> 00:02:41,376 what makes you happy, 67 00:02:41,383 --> 00:02:42,797 and the palm woods makes me 68 00:02:42,799 --> 00:02:44,212 happy, 69 00:02:44,215 --> 00:02:45,795 so I'm back. 70 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,880 - Okay. 71 00:02:46,882 --> 00:02:48,337 Now that that's out of the way, 72 00:02:48,341 --> 00:02:49,401 Carlos and I are 73 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,462 off to rocque records. 74 00:02:50,465 --> 00:02:53,501 - Why don't you tag along, and you - and I can... I don't know... make - Out. 75 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,586 - James. 76 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,541 I'd rather eat hair. 77 00:02:56,546 --> 00:02:58,213 - You will be mine! 78 00:02:59,408 --> 00:03:00,825 - Anyway. 79 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:02,343 - I don't want things - to be awkward, 80 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:04,033 So I hope we can be friends. 81 00:03:04,074 --> 00:03:05,698 - I'd like that. - Me too. 82 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:09,571 - See you. 83 00:03:11,985 --> 00:03:14,526 - Well, this is gonna end badly. 84 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:19,066 - Whoo! 85 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:21,023 - Nothing kills - wait-for-Gustavo time 86 00:03:21,063 --> 00:03:23,729 Like a little soda bowling. 87 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,686 - Okay, if I make this strike, 88 00:03:25,726 --> 00:03:27,309 - that means Lucy - totally likes me, 89 00:03:27,351 --> 00:03:31,267 And we'll be dating very soon. 90 00:03:31,306 --> 00:03:32,514 - Hey! 91 00:03:32,556 --> 00:03:33,973 What are you doing? 92 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,387 - Soda bowling for love. 93 00:03:36,428 --> 00:03:38,511 - Well, don't! 94 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,944 - Go put the sodas - back in the pantry, 95 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:41,634 And warm up your voices. 96 00:03:41,675 --> 00:03:43,401 - Yeah, we're gonna pick out - some new microphones, 97 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,564 And I need my studio a-tidy 98 00:03:45,569 --> 00:03:47,714 when I get a-back. 99 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,750 - Oh, they're gone! 100 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:57,624 - Go, go, go, go, go! 101 00:03:57,664 --> 00:03:59,414 - This is for love! 102 00:04:05,785 --> 00:04:07,452 - Don't worry. 103 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:10,033 - It's not a problem - as long as the soda doesn't... 104 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,394 - According to this, 105 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:32,078 - George Washington's best friend - was an eagle 106 00:04:32,101 --> 00:04:33,684 And he lived in a pyramid. 107 00:04:33,725 --> 00:04:35,850 Done. 108 00:04:35,891 --> 00:04:38,223 - Are you looking at a dollar - bill? 109 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:39,638 - Maybe. 110 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,513 - Try reading the book. 111 00:04:42,969 --> 00:04:44,449 - Oh, sweetie, - are you getting sick? 112 00:04:45,592 --> 00:04:46,675 Nope. 113 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:47,967 - Are you about to tell a lie? 114 00:04:48,008 --> 00:04:49,008 - Yep. 115 00:04:53,462 --> 00:04:54,838 Hey. 116 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:56,920 - Hey, you. - Ready to go to the play? 117 00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:59,124 Four hours of experimental 118 00:04:59,128 --> 00:05:01,293 shadow acting and water sounds! 119 00:05:01,332 --> 00:05:02,916 - Oh, it sounds great, but... 120 00:05:05,164 --> 00:05:06,348 - I think I'm getting - a little sick. 121 00:05:06,371 --> 00:05:09,371 - Oh, no. 122 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,869 That's terrible. 123 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,702 - Well, bye. 124 00:05:12,741 --> 00:05:14,467 - The only place you're going 125 00:05:14,471 --> 00:05:16,199 is to doc Hollywood 126 00:05:16,239 --> 00:05:17,531 right now. 127 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:18,321 - What? - Uh, no. 128 00:05:18,364 --> 00:05:20,614 No, uh... help! 129 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,654 - See? 130 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,487 Lying gets you nowhere. 131 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:24,485 - You're right, mom. 132 00:05:24,526 --> 00:05:25,568 I agree with you. 133 00:05:25,608 --> 00:05:26,441 - Really? - No. 134 00:05:26,484 --> 00:05:28,401 I'm lying. 135 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:31,540 - That was big time rush's - latest hit. 136 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:32,855 And now, here's Lucy stone. 137 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:45,515 - You're listening to all news, - all the time, 138 00:05:45,555 --> 00:05:46,906 - Except for Lucy stone's - newest hit, 139 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,637 "you dumped me". 140 00:05:53,092 --> 00:05:54,506 - Think I'm gonna go get 141 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:55,924 my mp3 player. 142 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,880 - Don't get in any elevators - with anyone. 143 00:05:59,921 --> 00:06:01,959 - That is funny because 144 00:06:01,963 --> 00:06:04,003 Lucy living here is funny. 145 00:06:07,332 --> 00:06:08,582 Whoa! 146 00:06:08,623 --> 00:06:09,623 - I'm welding things. 147 00:06:18,283 --> 00:06:19,283 - Hi, Kendall. 148 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,632 - This would be awkward 149 00:06:23,637 --> 00:06:25,406 if we weren't just friends now. 150 00:06:27,485 --> 00:06:28,401 Whoa. 151 00:06:28,444 --> 00:06:29,820 - Yeah, about that. 152 00:06:29,859 --> 00:06:31,526 - Uh, we should stop. 153 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,692 - You're right. 154 00:06:33,732 --> 00:06:37,816 - That's not what I meant. 155 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,123 - Kendall, 156 00:06:39,126 --> 00:06:40,395 we've done this before, 157 00:06:40,435 --> 00:06:41,786 and I think you know 158 00:06:41,789 --> 00:06:43,142 what comes next. 159 00:06:44,225 --> 00:06:47,642 - This is me. 160 00:06:47,681 --> 00:06:50,098 - That's not what comes next. 161 00:06:50,138 --> 00:06:52,514 - Gustavo said not to soda bowl - in the studio. 162 00:06:52,553 --> 00:06:53,678 We did. 163 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:55,676 And we're dead. 164 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,511 - We can fix this. 165 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,717 Watch. 166 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:00,966 Huh? 167 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,757 - We got to tell 'em the truth. 168 00:07:04,796 --> 00:07:06,230 Just come clean and accept 169 00:07:06,234 --> 00:07:07,670 the consequences like men. 170 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:09,586 - You're right. 171 00:07:09,627 --> 00:07:11,710 We got to tell 'em the truth. 172 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,625 Or... 173 00:07:14,664 --> 00:07:15,915 - Tracks 2, 2, 4... 174 00:07:15,956 --> 00:07:18,539 We were robbed! 175 00:07:23,036 --> 00:07:24,494 - Come on. 176 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:25,492 Come on! 177 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:28,742 Come on! 178 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,444 Now do you want a sword 179 00:07:30,447 --> 00:07:32,112 or a puppy? 180 00:07:32,154 --> 00:07:34,030 - I want you to help Logan. 181 00:07:34,069 --> 00:07:35,569 He's really sick. 182 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:36,610 Really sick. 183 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:39,358 - Sounds serious. 184 00:07:39,398 --> 00:07:41,318 - Step into my exam room - and we'll take a look. 185 00:07:45,936 --> 00:07:47,770 - Okay, so why are you lying? 186 00:07:47,811 --> 00:07:49,519 - What? - How'd you know? 187 00:07:49,559 --> 00:07:50,682 - Because I'm a doctor 188 00:07:50,684 --> 00:07:51,808 and a man. 189 00:07:51,849 --> 00:07:53,432 Now details. 190 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,640 - Camille wants me to go to a... 191 00:07:56,679 --> 00:07:58,135 Shadow acting water play, 192 00:07:58,139 --> 00:07:59,596 but I don't want to go, 193 00:07:59,636 --> 00:08:02,219 so I said I was sick, 194 00:08:02,259 --> 00:08:03,445 and now I need you 195 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:04,634 to back me up. 196 00:08:04,675 --> 00:08:07,341 - You want me to lie? 197 00:08:07,381 --> 00:08:08,733 - But I could lose - my medical license. 198 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,380 Again. 199 00:08:10,421 --> 00:08:13,046 - Uh, did I mention the play - is four hours long? 200 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,125 - Camille, you might as well go - to your play 201 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:21,041 - Because I'm gonna be very busy - running tests on Logan. 202 00:08:23,038 --> 00:08:25,038 - It's very serious. 203 00:08:25,077 --> 00:08:26,703 - Really? - Mm. 204 00:08:26,745 --> 00:08:28,200 - If it's serious, 205 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,660 then I'm not going anywhere. 206 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:31,301 Tell him I'm right here 207 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:32,907 for him if he needs me. 208 00:08:32,949 --> 00:08:35,574 - Cool. 209 00:08:35,613 --> 00:08:36,798 - Why did you say - it was serious? 210 00:08:36,822 --> 00:08:39,488 - Cause it sounded medical. 211 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:41,193 - What am I gonna do? 212 00:08:41,235 --> 00:08:43,235 - If Jo finds out - that I ran into Lucy, 213 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:45,108 - Things are gonna get weird - and awkward. 214 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,501 - You owe it to Jo 215 00:08:46,503 --> 00:08:47,856 to tell her the truth. 216 00:08:47,897 --> 00:08:49,186 And remember what George 217 00:08:49,189 --> 00:08:50,479 Washington said. 218 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,687 You should never tell a lie. 219 00:08:52,727 --> 00:08:55,393 - Or just wait it out. 220 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,369 - Lucy'll eventually get - that you're not interested, 221 00:08:57,391 --> 00:09:00,057 Back off, and nobody gets hurt. 222 00:09:00,097 --> 00:09:01,180 - Nobody gets hurt. 223 00:09:01,222 --> 00:09:03,097 That's good, and I like good. 224 00:09:03,138 --> 00:09:05,138 - Not telling Jo is lying. 225 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:06,321 And remember what else 226 00:09:06,324 --> 00:09:07,469 George Washington said. 227 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:09,260 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 228 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,134 - He didn't say that. - Yes, he did. 229 00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:12,925 - Um, okay. 230 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:14,316 Thank you both 231 00:09:14,319 --> 00:09:15,672 for your confusing advice, 232 00:09:15,714 --> 00:09:17,380 - but I'm gonna go - back down to the pool 233 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,378 And pray I don't run into Lucy. 234 00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:36,452 Darn it! 235 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:38,156 - Hi, Kendall. 236 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:40,740 Now where were we? 237 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,071 - Uh, yeah. 238 00:09:42,113 --> 00:09:43,196 Just about there. 239 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,654 Um, look, you're, uh... 240 00:09:44,695 --> 00:09:46,611 Lucy, I just want to go see Jo, 241 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,443 who's at the pool 242 00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:50,312 because I don't want things 243 00:09:50,316 --> 00:09:52,148 to get, like, weird and awkward. 244 00:09:57,228 --> 00:09:59,228 Oh. 245 00:09:59,268 --> 00:10:01,102 - Hey, Jo. 246 00:10:04,015 --> 00:10:05,307 - Got the music. 247 00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:06,973 - Did something happen in there? 248 00:10:07,013 --> 00:10:09,180 - Um... 249 00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:10,971 - Tell her the truth. 250 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,591 Remember, liar, liar, 251 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:14,177 pants on fire. 252 00:10:14,217 --> 00:10:16,509 - No, lie. 253 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,591 That way nobody gets hurt. 254 00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:18,715 - Truth! 255 00:10:18,757 --> 00:10:19,674 - Lie to her. - Truth! 256 00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:20,673 - Lie. - Truth. 257 00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:22,169 - Lie. 258 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,630 - Truth! 259 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:27,336 - Oh, in there? 260 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,794 Nope. 261 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,496 Absolutely nothing happened 262 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,165 in there. 263 00:10:34,622 --> 00:10:36,747 Do you smell something burning? 264 00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:37,788 - Yup. 265 00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:40,411 Your pants are on fire. 266 00:10:40,451 --> 00:10:42,076 - Oh! 267 00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:44,367 Pants on fire! 268 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:50,945 - Hey. 269 00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:52,653 - Stop! 270 00:10:52,692 --> 00:10:54,734 - Did you lie? 271 00:10:54,776 --> 00:10:55,817 - Yep. 272 00:10:55,859 --> 00:10:56,817 Lucy wants me back, 273 00:10:56,858 --> 00:10:58,274 Jo wants the truth, 274 00:10:58,315 --> 00:10:59,500 you two keep appearing 275 00:10:59,503 --> 00:11:00,689 on my shoulders, 276 00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:02,898 and I don't know what to do. 277 00:11:02,937 --> 00:11:05,854 - First, stop lying, 278 00:11:05,894 --> 00:11:07,435 and second, it's laundry day, 279 00:11:07,475 --> 00:11:09,516 - and you only have - one other pair of pants. 280 00:11:09,557 --> 00:11:12,349 - Or just never leave Jo's side. 281 00:11:12,389 --> 00:11:14,514 - Lucy won't flirt with you - in front of Jo. 282 00:11:14,555 --> 00:11:16,301 Eventually, she'll stop trying, 283 00:11:16,304 --> 00:11:18,053 and problem solved. 284 00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:20,177 - Problem not solved. 285 00:11:20,217 --> 00:11:21,713 You, zip it, 286 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,215 and finish your project. 287 00:11:23,257 --> 00:11:26,049 You, tell Jo the truth, 288 00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:27,838 - or I am gonna be - very disappointed. 289 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,921 - You know what, mom? 290 00:11:28,961 --> 00:11:30,462 You're right. 291 00:11:30,502 --> 00:11:31,728 You're going to be 292 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:32,958 very disappointed. 293 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:35,664 - My "world's angriest 294 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:36,790 producer" award, 295 00:11:36,832 --> 00:11:38,162 my "everything's bigger 296 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,497 in Texas" mug... 297 00:11:39,538 --> 00:11:41,455 You have to find this guy! 298 00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:43,283 - Which is why we need to know 299 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,077 what did this robber look like? 300 00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:46,909 What did he look like? 301 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:51,364 - Cowboy. - Pirate. 302 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,114 - A cowboy pirate? 303 00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:55,779 - Uh-huh. - Yep. 304 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:57,986 - Put out an a.P.B. On a... 305 00:11:58,026 --> 00:12:00,359 Cowboy pirate. 306 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:02,146 And you two, I need to see a 307 00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:03,899 list of all the items destroyed. 308 00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:08,396 - I feel so guilty lying. 309 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,353 - Shh. 310 00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:10,728 Don't worry about it, all right? 311 00:12:10,768 --> 00:12:12,160 - This case is - gonna remain unsolved, 312 00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,703 - And we're gonna remain - UN in trouble 313 00:12:13,725 --> 00:12:16,349 - Because they're never gonna find - a cowboy pirate. 314 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:25,554 - Okay, so which one is it? 315 00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:26,986 - Is it cowboy pirate 316 00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:28,383 number two? 317 00:12:28,424 --> 00:12:30,382 - Or is it the one - with the parrot? 318 00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:36,755 - Or is it all some big lie? 319 00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:37,836 - Okay. 320 00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:39,168 Look, the truth is... 321 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:40,876 - it was number two! 322 00:12:51,702 --> 00:12:53,535 - Logan, just tell Camille - the truth 323 00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:55,367 And go to her awful play. 324 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,574 - Admit I lied? 325 00:12:56,614 --> 00:12:58,573 That's worse than lying. 326 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,256 - Now print me up a bunch - of terrible symptoms 327 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,279 That she'll believe. 328 00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:06,336 Okay, Camille, according 329 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,818 to these real test results, 330 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,147 Logan is suffering 331 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:10,440 from low hair pressure, 332 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,061 painful rashes, 333 00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:13,647 and skin failure. 334 00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:16,312 So I'm prescribing him to stay 335 00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:18,308 for however long 336 00:13:18,311 --> 00:13:20,268 this play thing is 337 00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:23,516 and for you to go. 338 00:13:23,556 --> 00:13:25,593 - Well, you just described 339 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:27,638 mabongo fever. 340 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,072 And since you've been 341 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,469 in an enclosed room with him 342 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,924 for the past half hour, 343 00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:33,342 you're infected, too, 344 00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:35,483 and you both need to be 345 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:37,590 quarantined. 346 00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:39,980 Either that or the two of you 347 00:13:39,984 --> 00:13:42,337 are lying. 348 00:13:44,544 --> 00:13:46,252 - You guys are pathetic. 349 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:47,667 - But we're not lying. 350 00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:48,915 - Yeah! 351 00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:54,204 'Scuse me. 352 00:13:58,617 --> 00:13:59,782 - Why are you walking 353 00:13:59,785 --> 00:14:00,950 so close to me? 354 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,658 - Because we're close. 355 00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:10,794 - You're not gonna follow me - in the bathroom, are you? 356 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,275 - No. 357 00:14:13,316 --> 00:14:15,441 But you should hold it! 358 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:18,247 Because I read in a book 359 00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:21,020 that it is good for you. 360 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,661 Holdin' it right now. 361 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:24,268 Feels good. 362 00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:26,225 - Okay, did something happen - in the elevator? 363 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,642 'Cause you're acting weird. 364 00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:29,304 - Nothing happened 365 00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:30,931 in the elevator. 366 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,180 - Then wait here. 367 00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:36,177 - Been brainstorming - some new song titles. 368 00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,134 - Uh, um... 369 00:14:38,175 --> 00:14:39,342 - What do you think? 370 00:14:39,382 --> 00:14:41,466 Escape is futile, 371 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,548 you will be mine, 372 00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:45,439 and Kendall dumped Jo because 373 00:14:45,443 --> 00:14:47,296 he realized he still likes me. 374 00:14:47,337 --> 00:14:48,587 - What's going on? 375 00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,586 - Think it's locked. 376 00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:52,042 How about the song title, 377 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,310 - please go away - so I can stop lying? 378 00:14:53,332 --> 00:14:56,665 - How about blow you a kiss? 379 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,241 - Did I hear Lucy? 380 00:15:03,244 --> 00:15:04,284 - No. 381 00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:06,242 - Are you lying to me? 382 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:07,823 Remember... 383 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,782 - Not now! 384 00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:14,779 Am I lying to you, or ever? 385 00:15:14,818 --> 00:15:17,210 So why don't we just get on out 386 00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:19,610 of here? 387 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,524 You smell something burning? 388 00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:22,729 - Yeah, your pants 389 00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:23,896 are on fire again. 390 00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:26,289 Pants on fire! 391 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,394 Pants on fire! 392 00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:28,435 Splash! 393 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,808 - I can't enjoy snacks. 394 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,596 Because of us, cowboy pirate 395 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,348 number two is in jail. 396 00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:37,222 - We can fix this. 397 00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:39,030 All we have to do is prove that 398 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,802 the studio bandit wasn't him. 399 00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:42,760 - Okay, - but that means confessing 400 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,194 That we broke 401 00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:45,592 all of Gustavo's stuff. 402 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,839 - Or... 403 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,963 - We really have to do... 404 00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:52,753 We were robbed again! 405 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,725 - Mm-Kay. - I think she's asleep. 406 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,166 - Well, of course she's asleep. 407 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:02,166 - She's reading boring - medical journals. 408 00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:03,746 That's why I never read them. 409 00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:05,037 - What? 410 00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:06,786 Okay, let's get a second opinion 411 00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,744 - and get out - of this stupid bubble. 412 00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:14,990 - Ahem. 413 00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:17,071 Just admit you're lying, 414 00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:19,628 and I won't break up with you 415 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,153 or report you for malpractice. 416 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,585 - Lying? 417 00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:24,984 How dare you, madame? 418 00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:26,774 Wait. 419 00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:34,185 We have fevers! 420 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,476 We are sick! 421 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,517 - We aren't lying. 422 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,517 We have colds! 423 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:39,806 - Whoo! 424 00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:41,514 - Fine. - You are sick. 425 00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:43,156 - But if you didn't want - to go to the play, 426 00:16:43,179 --> 00:16:44,887 You should have just said so. 427 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,400 - I cannot be seen wearing my 428 00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:54,590 mom's pants. 429 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:56,231 - Should have thought of that - before you lied 430 00:16:56,255 --> 00:16:58,547 And burned all your pants. 431 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,937 - You sure you don't want us - to stay in case something goes - Wrong? 432 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,210 - Oh, don't worry. 433 00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:03,451 You'll appear on my shoulders. 434 00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:14,576 Unbelievable! 435 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,283 - Oh, relax, hot pants. 436 00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:18,635 I was just working 437 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,949 on my next hit song. 438 00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:22,864 It's about me... 439 00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:24,487 In a slide with... 440 00:17:24,529 --> 00:17:25,713 My guitar, 441 00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:26,902 and I'm playing a song, 442 00:17:26,943 --> 00:17:27,943 when, all of a sudden... 443 00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:30,609 - that's Jo. 444 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,066 Quick, hide in the slide. 445 00:17:32,107 --> 00:17:33,065 - I just like that rhyme. 446 00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:34,065 - Just hide! 447 00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:35,938 Hide, hide! 448 00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:37,562 Hide, hide, hide! 449 00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:38,811 Hi! 450 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,246 - Hi. Listen, I wanted 451 00:17:40,249 --> 00:17:41,644 to talk to you about... 452 00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:44,559 Those pants. 453 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:45,847 - Uh, yeah, see, 454 00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,098 what happened was... 455 00:17:47,138 --> 00:17:49,472 - is that Lucy's guitar? 456 00:17:49,513 --> 00:17:53,804 - Uh, I mean, no, it is Logan's. 457 00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,194 - Then why does it say - Lucy on it? 458 00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,547 - That means guitar in 459 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,882 Icelandic. 460 00:17:57,923 --> 00:18:01,714 It is actually "Lou-ki." 461 00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:03,462 - It's just all day long, 462 00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:05,146 I've had this feeling like 463 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,794 Lucy's coming between us, 464 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,502 and it's just so frustrating. 465 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:12,706 - Hi, Jo. 466 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,038 - Uh... 467 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:16,079 Uh! 468 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:19,495 Jo, wait! 469 00:18:19,535 --> 00:18:23,410 I know, lying is bad. 470 00:18:23,449 --> 00:18:25,487 - Okay, I guess this means 471 00:18:25,491 --> 00:18:27,531 that cowboy pirate numeral dos 472 00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:28,572 is innocent. 473 00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:29,737 - And can be set free. 474 00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:31,694 Hey, great work, commissioner. 475 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:33,776 - I'm not so sure. 476 00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:35,355 It's starting 477 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:36,900 to look like an inside job. 478 00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:41,269 Gustavo rocque, 479 00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:42,853 you're under arrest. 480 00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:43,936 - What? - What? 481 00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:45,562 What? 482 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,726 - Your fingerprints are all over - both crime scenes. 483 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,642 - He works here, genius. 484 00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,766 - Uh, yeah. - Why would I Rob my own studio? 485 00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,389 - Zip it, punk. 486 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,888 Don't worry, boys. 487 00:18:54,929 --> 00:18:56,676 He's going away 488 00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,428 for a very long time. 489 00:18:58,469 --> 00:18:59,469 Get him out of here. 490 00:19:02,632 --> 00:19:03,651 - Wait, it was us! 491 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:04,672 - We did it! 492 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,357 - We were soda bowling for love, 493 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,005 and a bottle broke. 494 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,480 - It exploded, - and broke everything. 495 00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:10,877 - And then we made up that story 496 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,395 - because we didn't want to get in - trouble. 497 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,936 And we're sorry. 498 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,460 Just take us. 499 00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:16,642 - And that's how 500 00:19:16,645 --> 00:19:17,789 you get a confession. 501 00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:18,831 - What? - Huh? 502 00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:22,121 - Whoa. - Wait, wait, wait. 503 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,388 - You knew it was these two - the entire time? 504 00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:25,077 - Yeah. 505 00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:26,843 - Just wanted to see how far - they would take it. 506 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,617 And you two did not disappoint. 507 00:19:30,989 --> 00:19:32,031 - Wait, wait. 508 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:34,072 You had nothing better to do 509 00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:35,903 - but fake this whole - investigation? 510 00:19:35,944 --> 00:19:37,025 - To teach us a lesson 511 00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:38,110 about lying? 512 00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:39,318 - Well, it was a slow week. 513 00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:43,396 - Jo! 514 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,815 Please wait! 515 00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:47,731 I cannot run in these pants. 516 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,521 - You lied to me. 517 00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:50,270 - Yes. 518 00:19:50,311 --> 00:19:52,185 I lied. 519 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:53,976 - Lucy tried to kiss me - in the elevator, 520 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:57,183 And I didn't tell you because... 521 00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:59,847 I thought you might get upset. 522 00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:01,487 - I was afraid - we might break up again. 523 00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:06,385 - Well, I lied too. 524 00:20:06,427 --> 00:20:08,427 I did care that Lucy was back. 525 00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:10,524 I mean, she's so pretty 526 00:20:10,528 --> 00:20:12,589 and talented and... 527 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,795 - I was afraid - that I might lose you too. 528 00:20:14,837 --> 00:20:16,962 - That will never happen. 529 00:20:17,002 --> 00:20:18,935 And I promise to never lie 530 00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:20,875 again. 531 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,374 - Me too. 532 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:23,374 - Me too. 533 00:20:23,415 --> 00:20:24,789 - Ugh! 534 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,247 - She is really good at that. 535 00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,663 - And I am so sorry. 536 00:20:28,703 --> 00:20:29,953 I don't want Kendall back. 537 00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:31,159 I was just trying 538 00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:32,327 to create drama 539 00:20:32,368 --> 00:20:35,159 - to help me write some new songs - for my album. 540 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:36,698 When Kendall picked you over me, 541 00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:38,864 - I wrote some of the best songs - of my life. 542 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,405 But now that I'm over it, 543 00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:42,820 - I can't write a good song - to save my life. 544 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,316 - Well, he is good 545 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:45,776 for inspiration. 546 00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:47,858 - Like, the next time - I have to laugh on set, 547 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,148 I'm gonna think of those pants. 548 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,815 - Huh? 549 00:20:50,854 --> 00:20:52,522 - Maybe I can write - a song about that. 550 00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:53,896 - Yeah. 551 00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:55,853 - What rhymes with "mom pants?" 552 00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:57,769 - How about "so wrong pants?" 553 00:20:57,809 --> 00:20:59,850 - You guys should stop - being friends now. 554 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,683 - Let's write so many. 555 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,178 - Well, I guess we sure 556 00:21:03,182 --> 00:21:04,636 learned our lesson. 557 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,550 - Yup. 558 00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:09,883 Honesty is the best policy. 559 00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:12,881 - Oh, not you guys too. 560 00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:13,968 - Huh. 561 00:21:13,971 --> 00:21:15,010 What's his problem? 562 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,177 - I don't know. 563 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:18,138 Probably those pants. 564 00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:21,920 - You guys were right. 565 00:21:21,961 --> 00:21:23,127 This is awful. 566 00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:24,252 - Are you kidding me? 567 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,625 This is actually really good. 568 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:26,750 - It's amazing. 569 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:28,250 And there's three hours left. 570 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,373 I think I'm getting sick. 571 00:21:32,412 --> 00:21:34,537 Let's go. 572 00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:36,202 - Well, feel better, okay? 573 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,867 - Let me know how it ends. 574 00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:43,917 - How do they do that? 575 00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:48,517 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36052

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