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- Dogs, with the increased
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boy band competition
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and instant entertainment news,
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it is more important than ever
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to avoid bad press
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and scandalous photo ops.
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Like that!
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- What?
- We can't go jogging anymore?
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- I'm competing against this!
- This takes work!
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- No!
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- Because I want you guys
- to think of ways
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To get us good press
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and back to the top!
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- Ooh!
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- How about "James diamond
- dates Taylor swift"?
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- Oh, how about...
- Pbbt!
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- 'Cause the last thing
- big time rush needs right now
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Is to get swifted.
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- Swifted?
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What is "swifted"?
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- It's what you call it
- whenever you date Taylor swift,
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Do something stupid,
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- then she writes a hit song
- telling the entire world
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That you're a total jerkface.
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- Which will ruin
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your sweet and cute reputation
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and destroy the band!
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- Got it.
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- No jogging,
- no Taylor swift,
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And no scandals.
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- You guys!
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- Your old friend
- Lucy stone
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- Just came out
- with her first cd,
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- And everyone is raving
- about it.
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- Awesome! - Good for her.
- That's awesome. - Great.
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- Yeah, wait till you hear her
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hot new single that dropped
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you dumped me for her.
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It's about how Kendall
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dumped Lucy for Jo
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and is a total jerkface!
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- Oh, no.
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I've been swifted.
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- ? Make it count,
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play it straight ?
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- ? don't look back,
- don't hesitate ?
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- ? what you want,
- what you feel ?
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- ? never quit
- and make it real ?
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? If you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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? You kissed me
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in an elevator ?
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? then you said,
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"see you later" ?
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- Okay.
- That song could be about anyone.
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- Swifted?
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Really?
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- You couldn't go out
- and punch old ladies instead?
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- I'm telling you, the things
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she said about me in this song
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didn't happen.
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Okay, here's what happened:
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Whatever people think happened.
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- This song
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is gonna be huge.
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And if people think that you
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dumped america's new pop
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Princess,
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your fans are gonna dump you!
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- Okay, we need to go find Lucy
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right now and see if she's still
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hurting and see if she'll go out
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with me.
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- Try again.
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- Okay, we need to go find Lucy
- right now
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- And make sure she says the song
- is not about Kendall.
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- Okay, according to this,
- she's at colossal studios today
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- Casting for
- her new music video...
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Elevator kisses.
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- Huh?
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- Ah, move out!
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- Okay!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
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- Let's go!
- Come on, guys!
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- Ahh!
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Stop!
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E! News...
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TV, web,
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and instant mobile update crews!
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- How did they get here
- so fast?
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- Because they're the fastest
- entertainment news team
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In the world.
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And I hate them!
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- And I don't want you
- talking to them
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Until you talk to Lucy.
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Now, take the back door!
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- I'll go with him,
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- 'cause I really want
- to make out with Lucy.
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- Hmm?
- Try again.
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- I'll go with him,
- 'cause I work out,
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- And I can help him
- fight off the press.
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- Come on!
- You... oh!
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- Don't worry, Gustavo.
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I can handle these guys.
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- Don't worry, Gustavo.
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I can handle Carlos
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- so he doesn't do
- anything scandalous.
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- All right!
- Let's do this.
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- Right.
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- There they are!
- Oh, oh, oh! There they are!
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- Is Lucy stone's new single
- about Kendall?
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- Why is Kendall
- such a jerkface?
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- Is everybody in big time rush
- a jerkface?
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- We have no idea
- why anyone would think
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This song is about Kendall.
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- Okay, okay, just stay here
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and do nothing.
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- He's a great dancer!
- He's caring!
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- He's very... he's very...
- He smells good!
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- Yeah.
- He loves animals, okay?
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- If he sees a cat,
- he's gonna pet it.
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- He's got a nice shoe size.
- He... he's wholesome.
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He's caring.
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He loves his mother.
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He loves my mother.
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- Yeah, he's a good listener.
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- He's, uh, kind.
- He's responsible.
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He's an upstanding citizen.
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He can stand up...
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Stands up all the time.
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- Responsible!
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- He is a friend
- to the whales.
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- You know, he got a...
- A 650
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- On the verbal section
- of the...
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- die!
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- Carlos hits old ladies!
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- Big time rush
- are big time jerkfaces.
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- Carlos is worse than Kendall!
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- We have a story!
- No!
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- Not true at... at all...
- Ugh!
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- Bah!
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Bah!
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- I-I-I saw the whole thing!
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He never touched her!
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- I was just
- swatting a bee away.
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- It's okay.
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- They are gonna look
- at the footage
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- And realize that
- you were just helping her,
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Not hitting her.
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Right?
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- Tonight on e!,
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- big time rush's
- Carlos Garcia...
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Slaps a granny?
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- Don't miss the shocking details
- tonight at 8:00.
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- You know, that does look like
- he's hitting her.
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I think!
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- Why are we at the palm woods?
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- Pretty sure Lucy
- is not casting her music video
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In the lobby.
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- Because first
- Jo needs to hear
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That the lyrics
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from Lucy's song
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- "he said he's glad she's gone
- and I'm his Ms. Moving on"
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Did not come from these lips!
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- Hey!
- I just heard Lucy's new song.
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- And you're mad.
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Here.
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- Yeah, I'm mad...
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Mad at her.
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No one swifts my man!
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We have to find Lucy,
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- get her to say
- the song is not about you
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- Before every fan-girl
- turns against you.
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- So you're not mad at me...
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- And I can return
- these $50 earrings.
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- Oh, no, I'll take 'em.
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- And I'll take the chocolates
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- and give them to Lucy
- so we can eat 'em...
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After we make out.
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- Try again.
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- And I'll take the chocolates
- and give them to Lucy
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So she says the song
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is not about you.
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Then we'll make out.
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- Try again.
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- I'll stay here
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- so I don't screw up things
- with my make-out quest.
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Bye, buddy.
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- Bye.
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- Okay, I'll bite.
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What's the problem?
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- We're not allowed to jog
- anymore!
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- My make-out quest
- has ended!
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Kendall got swifted!
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- And this is some weird
- fruit flavor!
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- You left out
- "Carlos slaps grannies."
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Sounds like big time rush
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- is in the middle
- of some big time scandals.
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- Yeah, which is why you need
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to help me get some good press
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so everyone will forget
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those bad btr scandals.
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- Okay, how about you teach
- aqua aerobics
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At our overcrowded prisons?
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- Mm, what else you got?
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- You promise to donate
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all future earnings to...
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Save the koalas.
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- And what have they ever done
- for me?
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How about you sing a duet
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with brit pop Princess
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Cher Lloyd?
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She's recording in L.A.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Small problem.
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- I might have lit off
- some fireworks
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At a party once
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and might have sort of
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blown up her car.
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So a duet's never gonna happen.
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- Doesn't have to happen.
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- People just have to think
- it happened.
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- Okay, let's do another take,
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- but could you turn my vocal up
- a tad more?
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And watch the levels close.
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- ? I feel like
- I'm on top of the world ?
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- And send.
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- ? I feel like
- I'm on top of the world ?
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- And more
- in big time rush news
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As these photos were leaked,
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showing James diamond
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lending his vocal
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to the new Cher Lloyd single.
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It should be Cher-riffic.
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- Okay,
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which one of these actors
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looks like the bad boyfriend
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you wrote the song about?
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Just pick one.
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- Not bad.
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Mm, eyebrows too small.
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Hmm, he's close.
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Not tall enough...
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Wait.
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- Hey, Lucy.
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- Can we, uh, talk about
- your new song?
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By the way,
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- these guys
- look nothing like me.
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- Kendall, Kendall,
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there's Lucy!
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- Now's your chance.
- Come on.
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- Okay, well,
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I called e! News,
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and they do make me furious,
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but they are also fair.
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- And we can explain
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- that Carlos was helping
- the old lady,
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Not hurting.
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- Oh!
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- No, stay away
- from that granny.
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- But she dropped her purse!
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- That is her problem,
- not ours!
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- I know, but she can't
- pick it up.
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- Fine. Fine.
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I'll help her, okay?
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Hello, ma'am.
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Let me help you with that.
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Here you go, ma'am.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Oh, okay, okay!
- Get your footing!
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- Oh, okay, oh, okay!
- You got a strong grip, lady!
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- I got you!
- There we... i got you!
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Okay, careful.
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- Oh!
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- They saw you pick up the purse,
- right?
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- They saw you were helping,
- right?
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- Oh!
- I...
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- Tonight at 8:00
- on e!,
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We have exclusive footage
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of btr's Logan Mitchell
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robbing an old lady.
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- Yeah, I don't think
- they saw him pick up the purse.
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- I can't believe
- I'm singing a duet
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With Cher Lloyd!
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- I can't either,
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- because it didn't
- actually happen.
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- Ah, but remember,
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- it's not about
- what really happened;
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- It's what people think
- happened.
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Thud!
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- James!
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- I think Cher
- found your address and is mad.
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- Hey, duet partner!
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- I... i bet you have
- a ton of questions,
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- So let me start by saying,
- uh, one,
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It is great to see you.
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And, two...
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- Wait!
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I can't run very fast
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in these heels!
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- You know,
- it's pretty presumptuous of you
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- To assume that
- you dumped me for her
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Is about you.
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- It's not?
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00:10:11,328 --> 00:10:12,787
- No, of course it is.
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- Look,
- I know you may hate me,
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But if you swift me,
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you're swifting
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the whole band,
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and they don't deserve that.
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- I don't hate you,
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and I love the guys,
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so don't sweat it.
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- I won't say
- the song is about you.
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- Great!
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Thank you.
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- Okay, let's go.
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- The song is great,
- by the way,
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But it's not exactly
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accurate.
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- Hmm, how so?
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- Doesn't matter.
- Let's go.
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- Well, I didn't dump you
- for Jo
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Because we were never
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officially going out.
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- We weren't?
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- We really should be going.
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- Well, no, because
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it was more like half a date.
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- Yeah, well, there's no rhyme
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for "half a date."
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- "Have to wait."
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Boom.
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00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,246
- Okay.
- Rhyme this.
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- See you
- at my press conference,
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- Where I tell the entire world
- that the song is about you
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- And that
- you're a total jerkface.
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- Oh...
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00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:14,925
This just in:
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00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:15,945
Lucy stone
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- is holding a press conference
- tonight at 8:00 P.M.
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- Where she will reveal
- the identity
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Of the dating jerkface
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she sings about
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00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:24,646
in her new hit single.
347
00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:32,306
- So Kelly and I decided
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it would be a great idea
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for us all to get together
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and have a little recap.
351
00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:37,968
And let's start with...
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I said no scandals!
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- Uh, well, Lucy did agree
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to say her song wasn't about me.
355
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- But then
- he said something stupid,
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- And now she's telling everyone
- at a press conference.
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- Fix it before e! News
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00:11:50,624 --> 00:11:51,998
airs tonight at 8:00!
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00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:54,456
- Yeah, meanwhile, we'll be
- dealing with Logan and Carlos'
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00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,204
Two granny scandals.
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00:11:56,244 --> 00:11:57,787
- Technically,
- we should count that
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00:11:57,827 --> 00:11:59,911
As one large granny scandal.
363
00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:01,158
- Hmm, yeah, technically...
364
00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:04,798
- Why can't you guys
- be more like James?
365
00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,696
He got a duet with Cher Lloyd.
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00:12:06,737 --> 00:12:08,195
- James!
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00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:09,380
I know you're in there
368
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,525
recapping!
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- Ah, duet, scam...
370
00:12:13,022 --> 00:12:14,314
- Open this door right now!
371
00:12:14,355 --> 00:12:15,563
- We should leave now.
372
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,854
- Quick!
- The secret passage!
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- Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go!
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00:12:18,101 --> 00:12:19,268
- Go, go now!
375
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:20,434
- Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go!
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00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:21,768
- Come on!
- Come on!
377
00:12:23,181 --> 00:12:25,640
Fix those scandals!
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00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:32,385
- This... is all your fault.
379
00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:34,257
- Cher's here.
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00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,087
- Hello, James.
- I'd like a little word with you.
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00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:39,960
- Cher, I'm so sorry
- for crashing your song,
382
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,728
- But big time rush
- are caught in some scandals,
383
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,475
- And you and me singing together
- would fix those scandals
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- 'cause you're cool
- and awesome...
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Please, not the face.
386
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- Calm down!
387
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I guess there's no harm done.
388
00:12:48,328 --> 00:12:49,578
But after my video shoot
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today,
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00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,701
- I shall be releasing
- a statement
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Saying that you and I
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- were just messing around
- for the cameras
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And there is no duet.
394
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,153
- I like it.
- Smart.
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00:13:02,859 --> 00:13:04,609
- Cheerio, darlings!
396
00:13:04,648 --> 00:13:06,565
- Ready to crash
- Cher's music video?
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00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:11,394
- So the only way to fight
- celebrity scandal
398
00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:13,393
Is to counter bad press
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00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:14,558
with good press.
400
00:13:14,599 --> 00:13:16,348
- So we record footage
401
00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:17,660
of us helping an old lady
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00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,929
across the street.
403
00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,304
- Then we send the footage
- to e! News,
404
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,010
And big time granny scandal
405
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,675
is over!
406
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,674
- I hate all of you.
407
00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:27,881
- Let's go, granny g.
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00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,583
Guys...
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00:13:35,623 --> 00:13:36,540
I need to see your faces.
410
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,582
- Oh...
411
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,036
- Where did he go?
412
00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:43,451
Gustavo?
413
00:13:43,492 --> 00:13:44,492
- Where did he go?
414
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:46,948
- Let's face it.
415
00:13:46,989 --> 00:13:48,340
- This scandal is bigger
- than we are,
416
00:13:48,363 --> 00:13:50,321
And we're gonna need some help.
417
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,153
- Okay, here's what you do.
418
00:13:52,193 --> 00:13:54,819
- First, you need some ant spray
- and a burlap sack.
419
00:13:54,858 --> 00:13:56,275
- Stop right there.
420
00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:57,542
- Just get back together
- with Lucy.
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00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:58,606
She'll forgive you.
422
00:13:58,647 --> 00:13:59,896
Cancel the press conference.
423
00:13:59,937 --> 00:14:00,937
And I'll date Jo.
424
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:02,186
- No!
425
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:03,411
- All right,
- forget about the ant spray
426
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:05,101
And the burlap sack.
427
00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:08,016
- Now, how long can the two of you
- hold your breath?
428
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,097
- Stop it.
429
00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:11,305
- I disguise myself as Lucy,
430
00:14:11,345 --> 00:14:12,408
say the song
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00:14:12,408 --> 00:14:13,469
is not about Kendall,
432
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,260
then tell the whole world
433
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,193
- to watch Camille Roberts'
- amazing performance
434
00:14:17,215 --> 00:14:19,507
Still campin'.
435
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,045
- What?
- I could use the exposure.
436
00:14:23,085 --> 00:14:24,731
- Well, that's it.
437
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,376
I'm getting swifted.
438
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,267
- Lucy's gonna say it's me
- at her press conference,
439
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,248
- And my reputation
- will be destroyed.
440
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:32,955
- Well, since she swifted you,
441
00:14:32,993 --> 00:14:34,244
why don't you just kanye her?
442
00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:35,701
- Great idea!
443
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,051
- What's the caveman
- talking about?
444
00:14:37,074 --> 00:14:38,133
- Kanye west
- blocked Taylor swift
445
00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:39,156
From speaking onstage.
446
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:40,572
He just kept talking,
447
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,238
- and she could never
- get a word in.
448
00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:43,966
- So we get into her
449
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,653
press conference
450
00:14:45,692 --> 00:14:47,150
and keep her from swifting me.
451
00:14:47,191 --> 00:14:49,107
- And how are we gonna do that?
452
00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:52,022
Okay, everybody.
453
00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:53,437
Picture this...
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00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,976
- ? Now, picture this
- first kiss ?
455
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,358
- ? Whoa-oh, whoa-oh,
- whoa-oh ?
456
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,107
- ? girl,
- can you picture this? ?
457
00:15:42,147 --> 00:15:43,813
- ? Whoa-oh, whoa-oh,
- whoa-oh ?
458
00:15:45,686 --> 00:15:47,561
- ? whoa-oh, whoa-oh,
- whoa-oh ?
459
00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:49,185
- ? girl,
- can you picture this? ?
460
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,849
- ? Whoa-oh, whoa-oh,
- whoa-oh ?
461
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:53,056
- ? girl,
- can you picture this? ?
462
00:16:34,771 --> 00:16:36,105
- James!
463
00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:37,563
- ? Girl,
- can you picture this? ?
464
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,370
- Okay, Lucy's press conference
465
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,014
is in 20 minutes.
466
00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:46,639
Let's just hope the other guys
467
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,221
get rid of their scandals too.
468
00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,261
- Did you guys get the footage?
469
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,926
Bus!
470
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:54,091
- Do people think that you're nice
- to old ladies?
471
00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:55,507
Bus!
472
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:56,772
- The only thing
- that people know
473
00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:58,587
Is what e! Showed them
474
00:16:58,628 --> 00:17:00,687
- because that's the only footage
- of Carlos' bee slap
475
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,251
And Logan's purse snatch.
476
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,125
- Agh!
477
00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:06,456
Wait.
478
00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,913
Security cameras.
479
00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:12,078
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
480
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:14,180
-They might have the angles
481
00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:16,240
that show what really happened.
482
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,365
- And then we can send it to e!
483
00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:21,530
Come on.
484
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:24,779
Come on!
485
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,736
This just in:
486
00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:27,069
New footage that proves
487
00:17:27,069 --> 00:17:28,215
big time rush
488
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,360
is actually helpful
489
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,902
- and not hurtful
- to old ladies.
490
00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:32,361
All: Yes!
491
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,402
- But big time scandals
- still remain
492
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,068
As the world waits
493
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,734
for pop Princess Lucy stone
494
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:39,214
to announce the identity
495
00:17:39,213 --> 00:17:40,691
of the jerkface boyfriend
496
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:41,774
in her song.
497
00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:43,232
Is it Kendall knight?
498
00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:44,899
We have all the details
499
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,565
tonight at 8:00 P.M.
500
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,589
- Whoo!
501
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,546
- Kendall couldn't stop
- the press conference!
502
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:53,002
- Ah! You're supposed to be
- hiding from Cher.
503
00:17:55,748 --> 00:17:58,790
- James, get up.
504
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,622
- Please, Cher,
- not the face.
505
00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:05,076
- You're lucky,
- you cheeky chipmunk.
506
00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:06,325
- Come again?
507
00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:07,407
- Yeah. Come again?
508
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:09,031
- Well, it turns out
509
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:11,655
- my director loved the video
- with you in it.
510
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:12,777
And he released
511
00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:13,860
a cut of it online
512
00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:15,360
without my approval.
513
00:18:15,399 --> 00:18:18,857
But the fans loved it,
514
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,168
and we got
515
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,438
10 million hits online.
516
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:24,354
See?
517
00:18:24,392 --> 00:18:26,725
- Cool.
- Okay, well, I've got to run.
518
00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:29,307
- I've got to see my director
- in the hospital.
519
00:18:29,347 --> 00:18:30,638
- Why is he in the hospital?
520
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,262
- Well, like I said,
521
00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:33,887
he released the video
522
00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:35,469
without my approval.
523
00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:37,883
- And I've got to run too.
524
00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:40,256
- Lucy's about to Taylor swift
- my best friend!
525
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:42,505
- How do you live with them?
526
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,753
- It's so hard.
527
00:18:57,657 --> 00:18:59,491
- Rumors have been swirling
528
00:18:59,531 --> 00:19:02,239
- as to who my song
- you dumped me for her is about
529
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,279
And whether or not
530
00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:04,279
it's Kendall knight.
531
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,569
- And I'm here now
- to tell you all the truth
532
00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:07,691
And to answer
533
00:19:07,692 --> 00:19:08,774
all your questions.
534
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,191
- Yes, candy canderson,
535
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,565
scandalicious magazine.
536
00:19:11,604 --> 00:19:13,333
Can you name every star
537
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,061
in the universe?
538
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:16,727
And go.
539
00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:18,641
- Um...
540
00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:21,182
- I was thinking the questions
- would be more about the song.
541
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:22,722
- I have a question.
542
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,346
Can you see me when I do this?
543
00:19:25,385 --> 00:19:27,093
'Cause I can't see you.
544
00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,259
- Yes, I can see you.
545
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,382
- Uh...
546
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,796
Uh, do you think banana bread
547
00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:35,587
- makes an effective bait
- for monkey fish?
548
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:36,731
Also, I have
549
00:19:36,731 --> 00:19:37,834
18 follow-up questions.
550
00:19:37,874 --> 00:19:38,874
- Buddha Bob.
551
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,083
- Yeah.
- Uh, no!
552
00:19:40,124 --> 00:19:41,082
- You're busted!
553
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:42,248
Quick. Hide.
554
00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:47,537
- The question I want to answer
555
00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:49,701
is who the guy in my song is,
556
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,740
- and, in fact,
- he is sitting right...
557
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,239
- what if...
558
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,799
You were wrong
559
00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,776
about the jerkface in your song?
560
00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:01,191
- Maybe he was just
561
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,191
really confused
562
00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:03,314
and never meant to hurt you
563
00:20:03,355 --> 00:20:05,105
and is the coolest guy I know.
564
00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,123
- Maybe you should date
565
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,476
James diamond instead
566
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:10,517
and make out with him.
567
00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:13,098
I mean...
568
00:20:13,138 --> 00:20:14,930
Help us.
569
00:20:14,971 --> 00:20:16,513
- Okay.
570
00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:17,678
The song
571
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:18,802
you dumped me for her
572
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,051
is really about...
573
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,085
Not Kendall knight.
574
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,749
It's a combination
575
00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,705
- of a few different guys
- I've known.
576
00:20:35,745 --> 00:20:37,579
I had one kiss
577
00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,411
and half a date with Kendall.
578
00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,909
And it was very sweet.
579
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,928
It was great
580
00:20:43,928 --> 00:20:45,906
to see all of you again.
581
00:20:45,946 --> 00:20:46,987
And thanks for coming.
582
00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:57,272
- So after all the hoopla,
583
00:20:57,312 --> 00:20:58,499
it turns out
584
00:20:58,499 --> 00:20:59,685
that Lucy stone's smash,
585
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,935
"you dumped me for her"
586
00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:03,017
is not about Kendall knight,
587
00:21:03,057 --> 00:21:06,015
who is not a total jerkface.
588
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:07,222
Yes!
589
00:21:07,262 --> 00:21:08,720
- I got to say,
590
00:21:08,761 --> 00:21:10,404
- that was really nice of Lucy
- to do that.
591
00:21:10,426 --> 00:21:11,468
Both: Agreed!
592
00:21:11,509 --> 00:21:13,550
- And it was really nice of you
593
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:14,924
not to get mad at me.
594
00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:16,194
Those lyrics were
595
00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,422
kind of hurtful.
596
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,021
- True.
597
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,999
- I mean, it's not like Lucy
598
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,977
is living here
599
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,954
to keep reminding us.
600
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:31,870
- Hey, guys.
601
00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:33,577
- I'm moving back
- into the palm woods.
602
00:21:33,577 --> 00:21:34,661
- Okay.
603
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,743
- Cool.
604
00:21:38,404 --> 00:21:41,904
Both:
605
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,400
She will be mine.
606
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:49,000
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