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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,117 We've got to stop the invasion. 2 00:00:04,158 --> 00:00:05,717 - It could wipe out - everything we know. 3 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,364 - You know - it's a spitball fight, 4 00:00:07,404 --> 00:00:08,446 Not an alien invasion. 5 00:00:08,487 --> 00:00:09,839 - Can I just play - the way I want to? 6 00:00:09,862 --> 00:00:10,862 - Fine. 7 00:00:12,152 --> 00:00:14,443 - Now see if you can spot - the enemy. 8 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,270 - They're in the lobby. 9 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:24,935 - This year's gonna be great. 10 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:26,160 We're recording our third album, 11 00:00:26,183 --> 00:00:27,558 I have cooler hair, 12 00:00:27,598 --> 00:00:29,932 - and we're about to announce - our huge summer tour. 13 00:00:29,973 --> 00:00:30,973 - Yup! 14 00:00:31,014 --> 00:00:32,364 - As long as we all - stick together, 15 00:00:32,387 --> 00:00:33,825 Nothing can stop 16 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,262 big time rush. 17 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,385 Now let's destroy Carlos. 18 00:00:38,050 --> 00:00:39,134 - Give me your straw. 19 00:00:39,174 --> 00:00:40,799 - Gross! - What are you gonna do with it? 20 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,631 - I'm gonna save - this lost planet 21 00:00:42,672 --> 00:00:44,880 - With an action-movie-cool - slide move thing. 22 00:01:03,491 --> 00:01:05,200 Stop! Stop! Stop! 23 00:01:08,988 --> 00:01:10,654 - Both: - Gustavo's gonna kill him! 24 00:01:12,609 --> 00:01:14,693 - With one direction, - the wanted, 25 00:01:14,733 --> 00:01:17,775 - And three new boy bands crossing - the Atlantic 26 00:01:17,815 --> 00:01:19,544 With hot new albums 27 00:01:19,543 --> 00:01:21,271 and huge U.S. summer tours. 28 00:01:21,311 --> 00:01:22,979 It's a new British invasion 29 00:01:23,019 --> 00:01:24,644 that will surely leave American 30 00:01:24,644 --> 00:01:26,268 boy band big time rush 31 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:27,392 in the dust. 32 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:29,932 Or should I say big time who? 33 00:01:32,762 --> 00:01:34,679 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 34 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:36,469 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 35 00:01:40,674 --> 00:01:42,465 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 36 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:44,463 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 37 00:02:08,779 --> 00:02:10,446 ? If you want it all, 38 00:02:10,446 --> 00:02:12,111 lay it on the line ? 39 00:02:12,152 --> 00:02:14,194 ? it's the only life you got 40 00:02:14,194 --> 00:02:16,234 so you got to live it big time ? 41 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:24,040 - ? Make it count, 42 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:25,061 play it straight ? 43 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,289 ? don't look back, 44 00:02:26,289 --> 00:02:27,475 don't hesitate ? 45 00:02:29,598 --> 00:02:30,973 Why aren't you guys 46 00:02:30,973 --> 00:02:32,347 at the studio? 47 00:02:32,387 --> 00:02:33,596 - Both: - We're being invaded! 48 00:02:36,801 --> 00:02:40,259 - And nice dance sort of. 49 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:41,757 - I wasn't dancing. 50 00:02:41,797 --> 00:02:43,881 I'm cleaning. 51 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:45,255 And now i'm... I'm cleaning 52 00:02:45,255 --> 00:02:46,587 the back hallway. 53 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:52,834 - Enough with the spitballs. 54 00:02:52,874 --> 00:02:55,082 - The British - are not actually invading. 55 00:02:55,122 --> 00:02:56,413 - Oh, really? 56 00:02:56,454 --> 00:02:58,329 - Have you seen this month's - pop tiger? 57 00:02:58,369 --> 00:03:00,661 We're nowhere on the cover, 58 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:02,242 - and besides one "d" - and the wanted, 59 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,825 Look who else is invading 60 00:03:03,825 --> 00:03:05,365 our great land: 61 00:03:05,406 --> 00:03:07,573 Hair 3, 62 00:03:07,613 --> 00:03:09,237 colorful pants. 63 00:03:09,278 --> 00:03:11,091 Don't forget Simon Cowell's 64 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,903 next boy band. 65 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,027 - Don't panic. 66 00:03:15,066 --> 00:03:17,482 We are in here. 67 00:03:17,523 --> 00:03:19,148 Here's Logan's adorable 68 00:03:19,147 --> 00:03:20,771 "call me" poster. 69 00:03:20,812 --> 00:03:22,896 - It's cute. 70 00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:24,978 - And James, 71 00:03:24,977 --> 00:03:29,144 who will work for hugs. 72 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:30,642 - I will! 73 00:03:30,642 --> 00:03:32,267 - Okay, so that's 2 of ours 74 00:03:32,266 --> 00:03:34,266 to 18 of theirs. 75 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:35,183 How did this happen? 76 00:03:35,183 --> 00:03:37,433 - Simon Cowell. 77 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,412 He manages all of these bands 78 00:03:39,411 --> 00:03:41,389 and has an army helping him. 79 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,639 - Gustavo, on the other hand, - does everything himself. 80 00:03:43,639 --> 00:03:44,785 For a man his size, 81 00:03:44,785 --> 00:03:45,930 he's spread very thin. 82 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:47,368 - We need a new manager. 83 00:03:47,368 --> 00:03:48,804 Katie, be our new manager. 84 00:03:48,804 --> 00:03:49,804 - Can't. 85 00:03:49,804 --> 00:03:51,387 Monthly leases ended yesterday, 86 00:03:51,387 --> 00:03:53,199 and I am going downstairs to see 87 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,010 if any girls my age moved in. 88 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,385 I love you guys, 89 00:03:56,385 --> 00:03:58,585 - but you're not girls - who I can talk about boys with. 90 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:00,501 - Huh! 91 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:01,709 We can talk about boys. 92 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,916 - Yeah. 93 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,790 - And we do not need - a new manager. 94 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:07,249 - But statistics do show 95 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,497 - new managers reinvigorate - lagging companies. 96 00:04:09,497 --> 00:04:11,455 - Smart talk. 97 00:04:11,454 --> 00:04:13,246 - And it looks like - you're outnumbered. 98 00:04:13,246 --> 00:04:15,326 - Tell him where you stand, - invasion buddy of mine. 99 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:17,524 - I'm on this side. 100 00:04:17,565 --> 00:04:19,398 - Oh, you just made - a big mistake. 101 00:04:19,438 --> 00:04:20,647 Huh! 102 00:04:21,979 --> 00:04:23,042 - Okay, I don't know 103 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:24,103 what we're doing here. 104 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:25,352 - We are going back 105 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:26,560 to rocque records 106 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,184 to see how Gustavo, 107 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,766 our manager, 108 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:31,245 plans on handling 109 00:04:31,245 --> 00:04:32,681 this invasion. 110 00:04:32,721 --> 00:04:34,138 - Hey. 111 00:04:34,177 --> 00:04:35,570 - You guys want to go - to the pool? 112 00:04:35,594 --> 00:04:37,136 - Not a good time, ladies! 113 00:04:37,175 --> 00:04:38,575 - Trying to stop - an invasion here! 114 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,965 - As one "d" and the wanted - launch their summer tours 115 00:04:44,005 --> 00:04:47,547 In Boston and Atlanta, 116 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:49,752 we will launch ours in D.C., 117 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:51,876 thus protecting the capitol. 118 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,124 - But the next night, 119 00:04:53,164 --> 00:04:54,394 they advance to Richmond 120 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,622 and Baltimore. 121 00:04:55,664 --> 00:04:56,935 - So we fall back 122 00:04:56,935 --> 00:04:58,204 to Kansas City. 123 00:04:58,245 --> 00:05:00,203 - But that's when hair 3, 124 00:05:00,202 --> 00:05:02,159 colorful pants... 125 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,555 - And s.C.N.B.B. Start 126 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:04,908 their tours. 127 00:05:04,949 --> 00:05:07,845 - Then all of the bands move 128 00:05:07,844 --> 00:05:10,738 into the interior cities... 129 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:13,028 - Which means... 130 00:05:13,069 --> 00:05:15,527 - You're surrounded. 131 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,817 - Are you here to help us - or make us feel bad? 132 00:05:17,856 --> 00:05:19,397 - Yes. 133 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:21,022 And the American-British 134 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:22,604 music rivalry is nothing new. 135 00:05:22,645 --> 00:05:24,079 - When the Beatles invaded - in the '60s, 136 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:25,602 They wiped out Elvis 137 00:05:25,602 --> 00:05:27,101 and the American rock scene. 138 00:05:27,141 --> 00:05:28,808 So we retaliated 139 00:05:28,808 --> 00:05:30,474 with the dance sounds of disco. 140 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:31,615 - Then they launched - a new wave offensive 141 00:05:31,639 --> 00:05:33,198 - That washed away - our dance rebellion 142 00:05:33,221 --> 00:05:34,784 And rendered 143 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:36,344 all my white suits useless. 144 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:38,426 But grunge brought america back. 145 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:41,258 - And although their angst-filled - lyrics made me sad, 146 00:05:41,298 --> 00:05:43,049 It made me money. 147 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:45,339 - Right, so you want us - to fight off the invasion 148 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,837 With everything we've got. 149 00:05:46,878 --> 00:05:47,628 - Close. 150 00:05:47,669 --> 00:05:49,419 I want you to surrender. 151 00:05:49,459 --> 00:05:50,685 - It's time to ditch - the boy bands 152 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:52,833 And find music's next big thing. 153 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,290 We can't surrender. 154 00:05:54,331 --> 00:05:55,206 - Sure you can. 155 00:05:55,246 --> 00:05:57,330 Just wave these. 156 00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:59,621 - From now on, this studio - and its resources 157 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,223 Will be used solely to find 158 00:06:01,223 --> 00:06:02,785 the next wave of music. 159 00:06:02,825 --> 00:06:04,158 Sorry, boys. 160 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:05,157 It's over. 161 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,198 It's been fun, 162 00:06:06,239 --> 00:06:07,281 but it's over. 163 00:06:12,526 --> 00:06:15,027 - We're not waving these! 164 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,942 - You are! 165 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:19,898 - I can fix this. 166 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:21,229 I'm a mega songwriter, 167 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,062 producer, and manager. 168 00:06:23,102 --> 00:06:24,770 I'm a triple threat! 169 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,643 - Or maybe you're spread - too thin. 170 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:28,267 - What? 171 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:31,474 - Maybe we need a new manager... 172 00:06:31,513 --> 00:06:33,430 With fresh ideas that 173 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:35,345 invigorates things and stuff. 174 00:06:35,385 --> 00:06:36,406 - Oh, okay, yeah. 175 00:06:36,407 --> 00:06:37,427 You know what? 176 00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:38,677 You guys go out 177 00:06:38,677 --> 00:06:39,884 and find a new manager 178 00:06:39,924 --> 00:06:42,090 - that'll bring some fresh ideas - to the band 179 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:43,691 - To help defeat - the British invasion. 180 00:06:43,714 --> 00:06:45,881 - You don't have a problem - with that? 181 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,087 - I have a big problem 182 00:06:47,087 --> 00:06:48,252 with that! 183 00:06:48,294 --> 00:06:50,211 Enjoy your new manager, 184 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,125 because I quit! 185 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:53,354 - Okay... 186 00:06:53,354 --> 00:06:54,540 - Oh... 187 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,122 - Guys! 188 00:06:57,162 --> 00:06:58,683 - He did say to go out 189 00:06:58,683 --> 00:07:00,202 and find a new manager. 190 00:07:00,243 --> 00:07:01,869 - Not the way - you're thinking it! 191 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,199 - Hey, Katie, I got to take out 192 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:07,740 a wasps' nest. 193 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:08,965 Do you want to shoot off a can? 194 00:07:08,988 --> 00:07:10,428 - This stuff sprays, like, - 30 feet. 195 00:07:13,776 --> 00:07:15,381 - No, thanks. 196 00:07:15,381 --> 00:07:16,984 I'm about to meet my future bff. 197 00:07:17,024 --> 00:07:18,458 - And no offense, - but it's time for me 198 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,666 - To start hanging out with girls - and talk about boys, 199 00:07:20,688 --> 00:07:22,187 Not wasps. 200 00:07:22,228 --> 00:07:23,353 - Oh. 201 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:24,477 Well, okay. 202 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:26,143 - I'll see you later, - I guess. 203 00:07:28,266 --> 00:07:29,433 - Check-in time. 204 00:07:29,473 --> 00:07:31,265 Bring on the bffs. 205 00:07:31,305 --> 00:07:32,618 [Indistinct chatter 206 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,930 [and cell phones ringing] 207 00:07:38,842 --> 00:07:41,216 Who are all these guys 208 00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:42,483 and where are my potential bffs? 209 00:07:42,506 --> 00:07:45,047 - These are businessmen, 210 00:07:45,087 --> 00:07:46,313 - because I am turning - the palm woods 211 00:07:46,336 --> 00:07:49,211 Into a business residence. 212 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,564 No more pool parties, 213 00:07:50,564 --> 00:07:51,875 t.p.'d palm trees, 214 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:53,749 and no more headaches. 215 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:56,081 Here's your free Wi-Fi password, 216 00:07:56,122 --> 00:07:57,622 your complimentary 217 00:07:57,621 --> 00:07:59,120 continental breakfast, 218 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,557 and hot water is 219 00:08:00,557 --> 00:08:01,952 in the bathroom. 220 00:08:01,992 --> 00:08:03,117 Have a palm woods day. 221 00:08:11,027 --> 00:08:13,027 - I just do not think - we need a new manager. 222 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:14,610 - Alan sharp was the force 223 00:08:14,651 --> 00:08:16,401 - behind america's - greatest boy bands, 224 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,732 From new kids 225 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,023 to backstreet to 'nsync. 226 00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:20,648 - We don't need help. 227 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:22,417 I am prepared to fight 228 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,144 this invasion on my own. 229 00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:25,352 - Is that a ten straw? 230 00:08:25,393 --> 00:08:26,601 - Try 12. 231 00:08:26,642 --> 00:08:28,809 - Okay, we will meet with him. 232 00:08:28,849 --> 00:08:30,599 But remember, 233 00:08:30,599 --> 00:08:32,348 this is not a real invasion. 234 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,555 - Gentlemen, 235 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,679 this is an invasion, 236 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:37,636 and it is real. 237 00:08:37,677 --> 00:08:39,385 These British boy bands are 238 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,092 like a hot boy bomb, 239 00:08:41,131 --> 00:08:42,236 and they're coming 240 00:08:42,237 --> 00:08:43,340 to blow you off the map 241 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:46,297 - unless you got - a more powerful weapon like me, 242 00:08:46,337 --> 00:08:47,754 Alan sharp. 243 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,502 Would you like a tiny water? 244 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,496 - Little sparkly, - not too hard on the tummy. 245 00:09:00,369 --> 00:09:01,932 - Oh, it's just that Gustavo's 246 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,493 the only manager 247 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:04,867 that we've ever known. 248 00:09:04,908 --> 00:09:06,533 - Yeah, and we're reluctant 249 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:08,156 to rush into anything. 250 00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:09,864 - You sign with me today, 251 00:09:09,904 --> 00:09:11,654 I will unleash a barrage: 252 00:09:11,694 --> 00:09:12,799 TV appearances, 253 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:13,902 viral videos, 254 00:09:13,943 --> 00:09:15,943 moon advertising 255 00:09:15,982 --> 00:09:17,503 that'll rocket big time rush 256 00:09:17,503 --> 00:09:19,023 back to the top. 257 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:20,856 - I'm ready to fight - for you, fellas. 258 00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:22,855 Question is, 259 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,770 are you ready to fight 260 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:26,810 - for the life - of the American boy band? 261 00:09:30,848 --> 00:09:32,077 [Indistinct chatter 262 00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:33,305 [and cell phones ringing] 263 00:09:42,298 --> 00:09:43,418 - Come on, come on, come on. 264 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,545 I need your help. 265 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:48,836 - Ohh. 266 00:09:48,877 --> 00:09:50,769 - I thought you didn't want - to hang out anymore, 267 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:52,584 'cause I can't talk about boys, 268 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,625 which I totally can. 269 00:09:53,665 --> 00:09:55,248 - This is not the time for that, 270 00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:57,039 - 'cause the palm woods - has been invaded. 271 00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:58,163 Invaded? 272 00:09:58,203 --> 00:09:59,537 - What is it? - Wasps? 273 00:09:59,578 --> 00:10:00,745 Rodents? 274 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:02,910 Businessmen. 275 00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:08,031 - No! - No ax. 276 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,947 - Okay, so all we have to do 277 00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:11,821 is sign right here 278 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,278 and big time rush has 279 00:10:13,278 --> 00:10:14,693 a new manager. 280 00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:16,317 - Not so sure. - I don't know. 281 00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:17,649 - What? 282 00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:18,815 Getting a new manager 283 00:10:18,816 --> 00:10:19,939 was your idea. 284 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,480 - The water was very tiny. 285 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,104 - You said sharp was the best - in the business, 286 00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:25,644 And look around you. 287 00:10:25,685 --> 00:10:28,143 - I don't see anybody else - riding up on a white horse 288 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:29,224 Trying to save us 289 00:10:29,224 --> 00:10:30,265 from the invasion. 290 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,532 - Did you say "horse" 291 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:37,885 or "horsche"? 292 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:39,759 - Well, well. 293 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,091 If it isn't big time rush, 294 00:10:42,131 --> 00:10:43,610 American boy band about 295 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,088 to be destroyed by the brits. 296 00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:46,296 Let me guess: 297 00:10:46,337 --> 00:10:48,063 - You just met with - a past-his-prime manager 298 00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:49,752 Whose only solutions for you 299 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,022 were TV spots 300 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:52,250 and moon advertising? 301 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,457 - He was a bit vague. 302 00:10:53,499 --> 00:10:55,249 - Allow me to give you - some specifics. 303 00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:57,414 One sold-out summer tour, 304 00:10:57,454 --> 00:10:59,079 - two sports cars - for each of you 305 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,328 In case one gets dirty, 306 00:11:01,368 --> 00:11:02,785 $3 million advance 307 00:11:02,785 --> 00:11:04,200 for your next cd, 308 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:06,616 and four guys whose dreams 309 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:08,989 all came true because of me, 310 00:11:09,029 --> 00:11:10,613 Mitchell gold. 311 00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:12,112 Here's my card. 312 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,900 Call me if you need me. 313 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,148 And you do. 314 00:11:23,019 --> 00:11:24,353 - Can you believe that guy? 315 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:27,477 Both: You mean our new manager? 316 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,183 - What? - No, he's not. 317 00:11:29,224 --> 00:11:30,182 Both: Yes, he is. 318 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,056 - Both: - We're going with sharp. 319 00:11:32,097 --> 00:11:34,264 - Oh, well, we're going - with big-water guy. 320 00:11:34,303 --> 00:11:35,488 - Well, I don't like - the big bottle... 321 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:36,719 - I'm so tired of this... 322 00:11:36,761 --> 00:11:38,261 - We want to get - to the top, okay? 323 00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:55,624 - You've got to stop doing that! 324 00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,247 - Uh, walking into the apartment 325 00:11:57,247 --> 00:11:58,829 while you dance weirdly? 326 00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:00,078 - I'm cleaning. 327 00:12:01,951 --> 00:12:04,326 - And why are you - all standing there like that 328 00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:05,450 Separated 329 00:12:05,451 --> 00:12:06,533 with your arms folded? 330 00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:07,782 Are you fighting? 331 00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,010 - We are fighting 332 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:10,196 a British invasion, 333 00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:11,654 and they're doing it wrong. 334 00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,132 - No, we're doing it right. 335 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,568 - Yeah. 336 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,317 Oh, our new manager 337 00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:18,856 just got us 338 00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:20,814 - on the daily show - With Jon Stewart. 339 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:22,188 - Ah! - I want to be on that show. 340 00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:23,729 He would love me. 341 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,082 - Well, you can't, 342 00:12:25,082 --> 00:12:26,393 and he wouldn't. 343 00:12:27,558 --> 00:12:28,891 - Ohh, look at that. 344 00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:31,224 - Our new manager just landed us - featured vocals 345 00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:33,681 On a new Gavin degraw single. 346 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:34,721 Ha! 347 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:37,945 - We are going to be singing - the national anthem 348 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,551 At Dodgers stadium. 349 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,883 - Saturday top 40. 350 00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:42,424 - Pop tiger cover shoot. 351 00:12:44,921 --> 00:12:46,379 - Are those 12 straws? 352 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,795 Both: 16. 353 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,169 - Don't! 354 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:52,418 - You guys know you can't fight - a British invasion 355 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,124 If you're having a civil war. 356 00:12:56,164 --> 00:12:58,539 - Hey. - Can you guys hit the pool now? 357 00:12:58,579 --> 00:13:00,245 - Not a good time, ladies. 358 00:13:00,286 --> 00:13:01,620 - Fighting a civil war here. 359 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:02,951 - Ugh! 360 00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:04,159 - Don't follow us. 361 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,866 - You don't follow us. 362 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,280 - [Indistinct chatter - and cell phones ringing] 363 00:13:10,321 --> 00:13:12,779 - I figure each businessman - we get rid of 364 00:13:12,818 --> 00:13:14,298 Equals one potential bff 365 00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:15,776 I can talk about boys to. 366 00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:17,484 I can talk about boys. 367 00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:18,774 - Stop it. 368 00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:20,499 - Now, if there's one thing - businessmen hate, 369 00:13:20,522 --> 00:13:22,855 It's annoying kids. 370 00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:24,666 So I'm gonna play 371 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:26,436 a little dodgeball in the hall. 372 00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:28,643 - But look at 'em. - They travel in large packs. 373 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,563 - [Indistinct chatter - and cell phones ringing] 374 00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:32,223 They might not even notice. 375 00:13:37,343 --> 00:13:39,302 - Keep quiet. - I've got to get closer. 376 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,582 Darn it! 377 00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:57,164 - This is the daily show 378 00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:58,705 with Jon Stewart. 379 00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:00,471 - Welcome to the daily show. - My name is Jon Stewart. 380 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,453 Tonight, big show 381 00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:04,410 with a big-time visit 382 00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:06,241 from big time rush. 383 00:14:06,282 --> 00:14:07,657 About an hour or so ago... 384 00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:09,780 - Hey, guys, I got here - as fast as I could. 385 00:14:09,821 --> 00:14:11,946 - Good. - Now get them off the show. 386 00:14:11,986 --> 00:14:13,986 - I can't do that. - They're not my clients. 387 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,444 - Well, then, sue them, - 'cause this makes us look bad. 388 00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:17,629 And I never look bad. 389 00:14:17,629 --> 00:14:18,773 - Don't worry. 390 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,082 - You're going to sound great - featured on that hot new single, 391 00:14:21,105 --> 00:14:22,647 So come on, let's go. 392 00:14:22,688 --> 00:14:24,479 - Not yet. 393 00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:26,394 - From big time rush, 394 00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:27,831 please welcome Kendall 395 00:14:27,831 --> 00:14:29,225 and Carlos. 396 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:36,720 - Uh... 397 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,885 Big time rush, everybody. 398 00:14:38,925 --> 00:14:41,175 We'll be right back. 399 00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:42,591 - Thanks, Gavin. 400 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,590 - I think this song - is gonna be huge. 401 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:45,338 - Quiet, Mitch. - Right. 402 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,838 Quieting down. 403 00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:48,729 - Okay, guys, when you sing, - I want you to imagine 404 00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:50,044 A cool breeze, okay, 405 00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:52,710 just blowing in your face. 406 00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:54,291 One, two. 407 00:14:54,332 --> 00:14:55,374 One, two, three. 408 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,081 - Ah! - Not the face! 409 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:59,455 - I will have revenge! 410 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,744 - That was terrible. 411 00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:03,702 Somebody call colorful pants. 412 00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:04,992 - And now singing 413 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:06,241 our national anthem, 414 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,615 from big time rush, 415 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,531 Kendall and Carlos. 416 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:14,237 Both: 417 00:15:16,691 --> 00:15:18,274 - I hate you! 418 00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:20,773 - Hey, everyone, it's Logan - and James from big time rush, 419 00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:22,001 And we are guest-hosting 420 00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:23,187 Saturday top 40. 421 00:15:23,229 --> 00:15:24,813 Coming up next is 422 00:15:24,813 --> 00:15:26,395 a brand-new hit from... oh, no. 423 00:15:33,929 --> 00:15:34,970 - He started it! 424 00:15:35,011 --> 00:15:37,053 - Put them on the floor! 425 00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:38,094 - He started it! 426 00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:39,322 - Okay, all right, 427 00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,509 that is enough! 428 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,966 - We booked so many great jobs - for you guys... 429 00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,798 - And you ruined them all. 430 00:15:44,838 --> 00:15:46,648 - Yeah, well, I'm not so sure - you're managing us very well. 431 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:47,670 - Managing you? 432 00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:49,504 I want to destroy you. 433 00:15:49,543 --> 00:15:51,126 - Okay, we're sorry. 434 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,084 - No, no, no. - You are not sorry. 435 00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:54,666 You are an idiot. 436 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,872 - You forgot to say "pretty". 437 00:15:59,911 --> 00:16:01,661 He's a pretty idiot. 438 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:02,660 - Thank you. 439 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,493 - Look at yourselves. 440 00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,533 - You're has-beens - before you're even 20. 441 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,823 - Okay. 442 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,573 That's a little harsh. 443 00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,446 - Your careers are over. 444 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,570 Well... 445 00:16:13,611 --> 00:16:15,486 In that case... 446 00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:17,192 You're fired. 447 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,396 - You've got a lot of nerve! 448 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,643 - Heard you on the radio 449 00:16:27,643 --> 00:16:29,225 this morning. 450 00:16:31,348 --> 00:16:33,306 And it was really bad. 451 00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:34,971 - Before you say anything, 452 00:16:35,012 --> 00:16:36,429 we just fired our managers. 453 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,303 - I'm surprised - they lasted this long. 454 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:41,010 - So what do we do now? 455 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:52,459 - I don't know! 456 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:53,791 I'm scared! 457 00:16:57,746 --> 00:16:59,288 - This is bad. 458 00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,138 - I posted online that the rooms - would be available at 1:00, 459 00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:03,119 - But the businessmen - are still here. 460 00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:05,783 - Well, haunting their rooms - didn't work, 461 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,616 - And neither does - the wasp spray. 462 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,071 - Then there's only one thing - left to do. 463 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,527 - Hey, I thought you said - no axes. 464 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,151 - I'm not gonna use it - on them. 465 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,836 You're going to use it to kill 466 00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:23,396 the palm woods' free Internet. 467 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,977 - That might actually work. 468 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,345 - Oh, no. 469 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,052 The Internet is down. 470 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,301 It can't be down! 471 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,673 No! 472 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,796 Please, calm down, everyone. 473 00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,556 - We'll have the Internet - back up shortly. 474 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:50,668 Don't leave me! 475 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,792 I hate teens! 476 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,477 1:00 P.M. 477 00:17:56,477 --> 00:17:57,705 Check-in time. 478 00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:03,867 Wait. 479 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,158 Where are all the girls? 480 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:07,970 - Well, there are no girls, 481 00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:09,572 but that kid's kind of a looker. 482 00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:12,237 - Nah. - Too much hair. 483 00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:13,569 What about backpack boy? 484 00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:15,443 - Well, it's really beat up, 485 00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:16,859 so he's either really smart 486 00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:18,233 or very clumsy. 487 00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,814 Both: Clumsy. 488 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,479 - Sorry for blowing - you off earlier. 489 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,144 - I guess you can talk - about boys. 490 00:18:26,185 --> 00:18:27,560 - You got that right, - girlfriend. 491 00:18:30,307 --> 00:18:31,307 - ? Make it count, 492 00:18:31,307 --> 00:18:32,307 play it straight ? 493 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,762 - Well, that was horrifying. 494 00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,594 - I actually thought - she was getting better. 495 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:39,884 - Ehh. - Ehh. 496 00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:41,550 - I don't care - what you guys think, 497 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,882 Because I am having fun. 498 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:46,089 And when the last time 499 00:18:46,089 --> 00:18:47,629 any of you guys had fun? 500 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,128 - How are we supposed - to have fun 501 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,127 - When a foreign army - of boy bands 502 00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:52,626 - Is about to invade - our great land 503 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,832 And capture all our fans? 504 00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:54,895 - Well, that is not 505 00:18:54,895 --> 00:18:55,915 gonna happen, 506 00:18:55,956 --> 00:18:56,977 because, uh, 507 00:18:56,977 --> 00:18:57,996 this is america, 508 00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,746 - and we invented - the boy band! 509 00:18:59,787 --> 00:19:00,787 - Right! 510 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,265 From the platters 511 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,701 to the Jackson 5 512 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,493 to new kids to backstreet 513 00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:07,242 to you guys. 514 00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:08,739 - Okay. 515 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,655 So what do we do? 516 00:19:10,695 --> 00:19:13,321 - Well, I will tell you 517 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,610 what we're gonna do. 518 00:19:15,651 --> 00:19:18,193 What are we gonna do? 519 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,149 - What are we... - What do we do? 520 00:19:20,189 --> 00:19:22,647 You... you... you... you do it 521 00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,438 like nobody's around. 522 00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:26,874 You dance and you sing 523 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,268 like no one is watching, 524 00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:29,434 because that's what's 525 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,557 in your hearts. 526 00:19:30,598 --> 00:19:32,349 - Keep going. 527 00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:33,972 - You write songs because 528 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,554 that's what you love doing, 529 00:19:35,595 --> 00:19:37,887 - not because you're trying - to top Simon Cowell. 530 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,885 And you guys, 531 00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:41,384 stop worrying 532 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:42,841 about cd and ticket sales 533 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,966 and remember why 534 00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,048 you got into this: 535 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:46,672 To be together and to do 536 00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:48,254 something you'll never forget. 537 00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:51,212 - What about Griffin? 538 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,706 - I'll take care of Griffin. 539 00:19:57,746 --> 00:20:00,330 - Huh. 540 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,054 - Well, I guess we didn't need - a new manager. 541 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,826 - We just needed a momager. 542 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:10,718 - Ooh, looks like I walked 543 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:12,487 into a music video moment. 544 00:20:12,527 --> 00:20:13,527 All: Yup! 545 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,773 - ? 'Cause you're laughing - so hard tonight ? 546 00:20:19,814 --> 00:20:21,231 ? Playing air guitar, 547 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:22,646 all right ? 548 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,246 ? At the top 549 00:20:29,247 --> 00:20:30,641 of your lungs about ? 550 00:20:30,682 --> 00:20:31,849 ? all our favorite songs 551 00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:33,015 so loud ? 552 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,030 ? Get a little bit 553 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,341 rock 'n' roll ? 554 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:48,172 - ? so throw your hands - in the air ? 555 00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:49,571 - ? come on - and make this count ? 556 00:20:55,539 --> 00:20:56,831 ? Whoa, so put your hands 557 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,122 in the air ? 558 00:20:58,163 --> 00:20:59,662 - ? come on - and waste no time ? 559 00:20:59,703 --> 00:21:00,995 ? It doesn't really matter 560 00:21:00,996 --> 00:21:02,287 if it's wrong or right ? 561 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,012 ? we can do it 562 00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:08,323 like nobody's around ? 563 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,921 ? Get a little bit 564 00:21:16,921 --> 00:21:18,108 rock 'n' roll ? 565 00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,454 - ? so throw your hands - in the air ? 566 00:21:24,477 --> 00:21:26,228 - ? come on - and make this count ? 567 00:21:32,348 --> 00:21:33,598 ? Whoa, so put your hands 568 00:21:33,598 --> 00:21:34,847 in the air ? 569 00:21:34,887 --> 00:21:36,388 - ? come on - and waste no time ? 570 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,678 - ? it doesn't really matter - if it's wrong or right ? 571 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,508 ? We can do it 572 00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:44,881 like nobody's around ? 573 00:21:46,213 --> 00:21:47,671 - Okay, you've convinced me. 574 00:21:47,711 --> 00:21:49,313 - I don't want big time rush - to surrender, 575 00:21:49,336 --> 00:21:51,752 And I like the song. 576 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,167 - ? We can do it - like nobody's around ? 577 00:21:57,871 --> 00:21:59,122 - ? we can do it 578 00:21:59,122 --> 00:22:00,371 like nobody's around ? 579 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:03,702 - ? we can do it 580 00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:04,951 like nobody's around ? 581 00:22:07,199 --> 00:22:08,553 - All right, 582 00:22:08,553 --> 00:22:09,906 that was Gustavo saying 583 00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:11,051 we just added dates 584 00:22:11,051 --> 00:22:12,154 in Portland, Phoenix, 585 00:22:12,195 --> 00:22:13,420 - and an extra night - in New York. 586 00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,027 - All right! - Perfect. 587 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,339 - Okay, now, 588 00:22:16,339 --> 00:22:17,608 what about him? 589 00:22:19,232 --> 00:22:20,419 - No, guys. 590 00:22:20,419 --> 00:22:21,605 I'm fine. 591 00:22:21,647 --> 00:22:23,002 - Yeah, well, 592 00:22:23,002 --> 00:22:24,355 so is blondie Jones. 593 00:22:24,395 --> 00:22:25,603 - Huh. 594 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:26,790 - Guys, we don't need 595 00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:27,935 to talk about boys. 596 00:22:27,975 --> 00:22:30,433 - We know, but who better - to talk about them than boys? 597 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,516 - Ah, ah! - You're right. 598 00:22:31,556 --> 00:22:32,932 - Okay, okay, all right. 599 00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:34,806 What about blue shirt boy? 600 00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:35,950 - Looks like your type. 601 00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:37,054 - Hey, there's one! 602 00:22:37,095 --> 00:22:38,362 - Look at... come here! - Come here! 603 00:22:38,385 --> 00:22:39,385 You in the ugly shorts! 604 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,259 - Yo, ugly shorts! - Over here! 605 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,300 - Ugly shorts! 606 00:22:42,350 --> 00:22:46,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39447

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