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- Male announcer: Previously
- on big time rush...
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- What do you mean, the witch
- turned Carlos into a log?
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Keep rolling!
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- They can't prove anything
- without a body.
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- Kendall?
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- Jo!
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You're in New Zealand
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filming a movie...
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Three movies.
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- Well, the studio tested
- the first film,
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And the test audience hated it,
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then burned down the theater.
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- Then the studio canceled
- the sequels,
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And then I came here.
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- Jo.
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Hi.
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I'm Lucy.
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I've heard so much about you.
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- Hi.
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So are you guys... Dating?
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- Oh!
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I mean,
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I guess you could say...
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Uh...
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Kendall?
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- ? Make it count,
- play it straight ?
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- ? don't look back,
- don't hesitate ?
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- ? what you want,
- what you feel ?
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- ? never quit
- and make it real ?
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? If you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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- So you get that date
- with Lucy?
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- Guess what was banned
- in all 50 states
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But I got the last
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two bottles of.
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- Please don't show us.
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- Zom-b-gone.
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- Tell me you didn't buy that
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- from that stupid late-night
- commercial.
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- Zom-b-gone, the only drink
- that gives you
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- Complete immunity
- from zombie attacks.
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Don't get eaten.
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Get zom-b-gone.
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Results may or may not occur.
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- Go ahead.
- Mock.
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- But when the zombie apocalypse
- hits,
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Stay away from my zom-b-gone.
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- I'm not here.
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You haven't seen me.
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You don't know where I am.
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- Hey, guys.
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Both: Jo.
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- You're back!
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- I'm looking for Kendall.
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- He's not here.
- I haven't seen him.
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- We don't know where he is.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, okay.
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Well, if you see him,
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tell him I'm around.
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- Of course, yeah.
- Sure.
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- See you later.
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- I got problems.
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- Hey.
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- Hey!
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Now... go away.
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- Great.
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- Just sign this form
- saying that
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- I worked here
- for three hours
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- And learned
- about the record industry.
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- Fine.
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Wait, doesn't this mean
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- that you have to work for me
- for three hours,
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Or you don't get
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school credit?
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- In theory, but I already know
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all about the record industry.
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- Oh, really?
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Well, then, you would know
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- that lesson number one
- of the music industry
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Is that you have to get me
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gingersnap-snaps,
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or I'm not gonna sign
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your sheet-sheet.
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Power!
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- Gustavo, I couldn't help
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noticing that I need more money.
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So where's my next btr album?
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- Ah, you know, Griffin,
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making an album takes time.
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- But we are picking demos,
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and we should have something
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ready for the holidays.
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- Now I can't help noticing
- that I'm sad.
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- Just release a digipak
- of remixes.
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- Hire a guest dj
- to rework some classics,
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- Throw in one new single,
- and you'll be seeing new profits
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In less than three weeks.
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- Katie, I'm putting you
- in charge of roque records.
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- What?
- What?
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- What?
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- Griffin, she's
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in the seventh grade.
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- Which means she's young,
- and we all know that youth
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- Is what drives the youth-driven
- music business.
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- You can't put her
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in charge of all of this.
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- But I just did.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Power!
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- Not here.
- Haven't seen him.
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Don't know where he is.
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- Well, let him know
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we need to talk...
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About Jo and stuff.
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- Okay, you know you can't
- just hide from your problems.
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- Yes, I can.
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- Aha!
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I knew you were in here!
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How could you avoid Jo,
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who you dated,
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- and Lucy,
- who you just started dating,
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- But Jo came back
- and saw you kissing Lucy,
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- Who you don't know
- as well as Jo,
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- Who you didn't know
- was coming back, and...
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Wow.
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- No wonder
- you're avoiding them.
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- And confused.
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You forgot confused.
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- Which means you have
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to figure out your problem.
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- Like, does Jo even want
- to take you back?
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- She does.
- She told me.
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- She does?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, that.
- But do you still like Jo?
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- You guys have been apart
- for a long time,
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And you really like Lucy.
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- I haven't even thought
- about that.
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I guess I don't know
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if I still have feelings for Jo.
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- Okay, well, then,
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let's figure it out.
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Take a deep breath.
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- Imagine you and Jo are running
- through fields of flowers...
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- Yeah, I still like her.
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That mouse is smart.
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Real smart.
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- Just catch it
- before people see it.
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What?
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- I would like to store
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- the last two bottles
- of zom-b-gone
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In the palmwoods safe.
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- You bought zom-b-gone?
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- Zom-b-gone, comes in licorice,
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corn, and green flavor. Order
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now.
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- What a waste of money.
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- Actually,
- Norwegian scientists theorize
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- That with the rise
- in dirt toxins
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And global zooming,
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there's a 79% chance
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of a zombie apocalypse
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occurring in the next
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17 fermaherbits.
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- How long is that?
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- I think it's, like, soon.
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- I'll give you 50 bucks
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for one bottle and free storage
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for yours and my zom-b-gone.
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- Show me the money.
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- I have to go to an atm.
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Don't sell it to anybody
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while I'm gone!
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- What was that about?
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- I just sold my extra bottle
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of zom-b-gone to bitters
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for... guess what...
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50 bucks!
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Now who's crazy?
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Whoo!
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- Where are my music awards?
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- Where's my song?
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- In case you didn't know,
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Griffin is nuts.
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And the minute he realizes
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- that you don't know
- what you're doing,
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He's gonna fire you
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and hire me back,
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and then I will laugh...
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Ha-ha-ha-ha...
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And then you will be banned
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from roque records forever.
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- Katie,
- just give this up now.
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You are in way over your head.
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- Great news, everyone.
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Katie just licensed btr music
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- to the new battle blast
- video game
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And made us $1.2 million.
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- It was nothing, Griffin.
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Juice box?
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- Uh, well...
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It's 5:00 somewhere.
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- Okay.
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So we now know your problem.
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You have to make a decision.
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- Do you stay with Lucy
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or get back with Jo?
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- And how do we solve
- these problems?
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- You run from them.
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- No.
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You confront them...
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Head-on.
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- Right.
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I'm gonna find Jo and Lucy
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and discuss this situation
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like an adult.
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I am confronting my problem.
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And now I'm turning around.
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Mm-uh...
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- Hey!
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What's your problem?
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- So, Carlos...
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- Oh!
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- I've been thinking about it,
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- and I've decided
- that you should give me
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- Your extra bottle
- of zom-b-gone.
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- But you said it was stupid.
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- It probably is,
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- but how dare you
- give it to bitters
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Instead of your best friend,
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- who, again,
- will probably never need it?
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- But bitters is giving me
- 50 bucks for it.
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- This will not look good
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with rotting flesh.
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- I'm back.
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Give me the bottle.
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- Back off, zombie lunch.
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It's mine.
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- But we had a deal.
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- Ah, deal schmeal.
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He's my best friend.
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- But I went
- all the way to the atm.
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- But I went all the way...
- It's mine.
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- Give it to me.
- Give it to me.
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- Give it to me.
- To me.
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- Give it to me.
- I'm your best friend.
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- No, give it to me.
- Give it to me.
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- Wow, Kendall.
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Jo and Lucy both sound like
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amazing girls.
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- That's the problem.
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- You know,
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my grandma used to say,
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99% of problems
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go away by themselves.
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- They just
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go away by themselves?
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- By themselves.
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- They just go away?
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- Just go away.
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- Problems just go away.
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- You're going away?
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- Look...
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- I'll understand
- if he wants to get back with Jo,
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- But I don't want to be around
- to see it.
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- If I don't hear from him
- by tonight,
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- I'm gonna save myself
- the broken heart
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And leave the palmwoods.
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- She's leaving the palmwoods?
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- It's bad!
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- It's Jo!
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Both: Locker!
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- Hey!
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Both: Sorry.
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We haven't seen him.
277
00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,468
I guess I made a mistake,
278
00:10:09,469 --> 00:10:11,799
- thinking we could just pick up
- where we left off.
279
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Just tell Kendall, if I don't
280
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hear from him by tonight,
281
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then I'm gonna
282
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leave the palmwoods.
283
00:10:18,256 --> 00:10:19,756
- Uh...
284
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,877
- Okay, you're hiding
- from your problems again.
285
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,584
- Yeah, and if I don't
- make up my mind today
286
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And pick Jo or Lucy,
287
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they're both gonna
288
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leave the palmwoods.
289
00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:34,708
- Just choose
- who you like better
290
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And go knock on her door.
291
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:41,414
- I don't know
- which door to knock on.
292
00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:43,519
I mean, Jo is amazing,
293
00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,623
but she's an actress,
294
00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:47,828
- and who's to say
- that she's not gonna leave again
295
00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:49,038
For another big movie?
296
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,537
And Lucy's amazing too,
297
00:10:50,579 --> 00:10:52,120
but we've only been dating
298
00:10:52,121 --> 00:10:53,661
for 96 minutes.
299
00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,495
- Mm.
- Okay.
300
00:10:55,496 --> 00:10:57,784
- There's really only one way
- to solve this problem,
301
00:10:57,785 --> 00:10:59,700
- And I didn't want to go here,
- because it's a little extreme,
302
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,327
- But you are gonna have to do
- everything I say
303
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,698
- Because I'm the only one
- who knows how it works.
304
00:11:04,699 --> 00:11:06,073
- Please don't say
- love science.
305
00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:07,124
- Love science!
306
00:11:10,906 --> 00:11:12,031
All right!
307
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,654
This is gonna work great.
308
00:11:15,362 --> 00:11:16,904
- Wait.
309
00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:19,487
- This isn't how you picked me,
- is it?
310
00:11:19,527 --> 00:11:20,986
- What?
- No.
311
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,568
[Men shouting,
312
00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:27,151
[glass breaking]
313
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,649
- I got smartie mouse!
314
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,232
- Ha-ha!
- Ooh!
315
00:11:33,273 --> 00:11:34,522
He's also kind of cute.
316
00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:37,397
I'm gonna call you "brains."
317
00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,563
Hi, brains.
318
00:11:38,605 --> 00:11:40,563
- No, we had a deal!
- Deal schmeal!
319
00:11:40,604 --> 00:11:41,896
- Guys!
320
00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:43,729
It's a big decision, okay?
321
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,187
But only one of you
322
00:11:45,227 --> 00:11:46,665
can have my extra bottle
323
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,102
of zom-b-gone.
324
00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:49,143
- Zom-b-gone,
325
00:11:49,144 --> 00:11:50,184
you know it works
326
00:11:50,185 --> 00:11:51,815
- 'cause it says so
- on the label.
327
00:11:53,017 --> 00:11:54,350
- Then think of it this way.
328
00:11:54,351 --> 00:11:56,057
- Who do you want
- to be by your side
329
00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:57,766
During a zombie apocalypse?
330
00:11:57,806 --> 00:11:59,473
Me, your best friend ever,
331
00:11:59,474 --> 00:12:01,140
who has a protective nature,
332
00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:03,430
or a slacking hotel manager
333
00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:04,659
who only ever looks out
334
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,846
for himself?
335
00:12:07,386 --> 00:12:10,220
- I think he wants me...
336
00:12:10,221 --> 00:12:11,303
And my good friend
337
00:12:11,304 --> 00:12:12,354
Benjamin Franklin.
338
00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:14,426
That's unfair.
339
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,926
- I do like Ben.
340
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,342
- Mm-hmm.
341
00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:18,967
- But James is right.
342
00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:20,758
- Who will fight best
- by my side
343
00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,466
When the undead invade?
344
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,463
- There's only one way
- to find out.
345
00:12:26,464 --> 00:12:27,630
- Please don't say
346
00:12:27,631 --> 00:12:28,796
zombie apoca-lympics.
347
00:12:28,838 --> 00:12:30,880
- The zombie apoca-lympics!
348
00:12:35,461 --> 00:12:38,502
- Can I get another juice box?
349
00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:40,042
- You want something
- done right,
350
00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,243
You got to do it yourself.
351
00:12:44,541 --> 00:12:50,747
- Looks like boss lady didn't
- know about the secret passageway
352
00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:51,997
That leads
353
00:12:51,998 --> 00:12:53,247
right to her office.
354
00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:54,642
And now to find the evidence
355
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,996
that will prove to Griffin
356
00:12:56,038 --> 00:12:57,455
that she has no idea
357
00:12:57,456 --> 00:12:58,871
how to run a record company.
358
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,994
"Katie's q3 objectives:
359
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,639
"Increase profits
360
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,260
by diversifying foreign assets
361
00:13:07,284 --> 00:13:08,388
and restructuring
362
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:09,491
subsidiary debt."
363
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:10,658
Boring!
364
00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:12,782
"Install solar-powered toilets"?
365
00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:14,489
That's actually pretty good.
366
00:13:14,531 --> 00:13:16,697
"Book btr for birthday parties
367
00:13:16,698 --> 00:13:18,864
to make extra cash."
368
00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:20,071
Aha!
369
00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:26,445
- Looks like
- your new company president
370
00:13:26,485 --> 00:13:27,652
Is about to destroy
371
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:28,819
big time rush's image
372
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,443
and profit sharing stuff
373
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:33,171
by booking them for little
374
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,859
kiddie birthday parties.
375
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,899
Fire when ready, Griffin.
376
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,607
- Katie, is this true?
377
00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:40,274
- Yep.
378
00:13:40,314 --> 00:13:41,897
I booked btr to play
379
00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:43,854
- the sultan of cydonia's
- daughter's sweet 16 party
380
00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:45,813
For $2 million...
381
00:13:47,471 --> 00:13:49,518
And a tank.
382
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:50,894
- A-shink!
383
00:13:50,936 --> 00:13:52,811
- A-shink indeed,
- Gustavo.
384
00:13:52,852 --> 00:13:54,518
- Keep up the good work,
- Katie.
385
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,977
I have a tank to drive.
386
00:14:03,141 --> 00:14:04,432
- Now, emotions can be
387
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:05,723
deceptive and confusing.
388
00:14:05,764 --> 00:14:08,306
But heart rate, brain waves,
389
00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:10,139
and sweat levels cannot.
390
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,596
Now, Camille will bring both
391
00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:13,013
Lucy and Jo out by the pool.
392
00:14:13,054 --> 00:14:14,679
You will observe said girls,
393
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,052
- and I will calculate
- all data
394
00:14:16,053 --> 00:14:17,552
To determine
395
00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:19,052
which girl you like better.
396
00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:20,593
- Camille, what are we doing?
397
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,590
- You need to get
- your mind off Kendall,
398
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:25,133
Which is why you have to see
399
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:27,675
the rare albino coconut.
400
00:14:29,381 --> 00:14:31,048
- Okay, data coming in.
401
00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:34,714
Okay, 94 bpms.
402
00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:35,879
Carry the two...
403
00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:37,838
Jo got a ten.
404
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,170
- Told you it was cool.
405
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,628
You should get a smoothie.
406
00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:43,128
- Oh, okay.
407
00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:44,219
- And now for Lucy.
408
00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:47,582
- Camille,
- an albino coconut
409
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,374
- Is not gonna help me
- get my mind off Kendall.
410
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:50,425
- Uh, yeah, it will.
411
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,507
It's really cool.
412
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,789
- 120 over 80
413
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,539
divided by 72 cvms.
414
00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:03,621
Lucy got a ten too.
415
00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:05,287
- They both got tens?
416
00:15:05,327 --> 00:15:07,078
- Uh...
417
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,703
Wait, wait, wait.
418
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,368
N-No, she got an 11...
419
00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:14,659
20?
420
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,750
- She sees me.
- Oh!
421
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,809
- Heart zone reaching
- dangerous levels.
422
00:15:22,739 --> 00:15:23,990
- Now Jo sees me!
423
00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:25,840
- God!
- It's too much love science!
424
00:15:26,737 --> 00:15:27,946
- What do I do?
425
00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:30,238
- Calculate the margin into...
426
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,987
- You run, man!
- Run!
427
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:34,860
Run!
428
00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,943
- Brains, oh,
- you're funny and smart.
429
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,274
Sorry, Buddha Bob!
430
00:15:45,773 --> 00:15:49,188
- Brains?
- Where are you, brains?
431
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:51,605
Oh, brains!
432
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:52,696
Brains!
433
00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,477
- Now, the pool
- in front of you
434
00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:00,248
Represents radioactive
435
00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:01,977
plasmatic waste.
436
00:16:02,018 --> 00:16:03,288
The first one of you two
437
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:04,558
to swim through it
438
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,516
and save me from the zombies
439
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,432
that are trying to eat my flesh
440
00:16:08,473 --> 00:16:09,682
wins.
441
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:10,807
- I'm immune
442
00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:11,890
to plasmatic waste.
443
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,723
- You're going down,
444
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,514
snack food.
445
00:16:15,554 --> 00:16:16,805
- And...
446
00:16:22,886 --> 00:16:23,936
- You're going down!
447
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,717
- Wow!
448
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:30,841
James wins!
449
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,341
- Yes!
450
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,674
- So that's 73 events
451
00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:34,966
for James,
452
00:16:35,007 --> 00:16:36,840
zero events for bitters,
453
00:16:36,881 --> 00:16:39,318
which brings the score
454
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,755
to 73 to nothing.
455
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,837
But...
456
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,503
The final event
457
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,128
is worth 500 points.
458
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:51,543
Zombie dance-off!
459
00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:52,938
- ? It feels right, girl,
460
00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:54,292
just give me a sign ?
461
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,000
- I'm not dancing.
462
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,041
I'm your best friend.
463
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:03,040
Now choose who gets the bottle.
464
00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:05,662
- 500 bucks.
465
00:17:05,663 --> 00:17:07,121
My final offer.
466
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:08,213
- Fine.
467
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:12,536
Mr. Bitters,
468
00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:15,119
you're an amazing dancer.
469
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,202
But James is my best friend.
470
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:20,617
And I want him by my side.
471
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:22,387
- When I'm a zombie,
472
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,116
I'm eating you two first.
473
00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:26,490
- Wrong, 'cause we have...
474
00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:28,074
- Both:
- Zom-b-gone!
475
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:32,404
- Oh!
476
00:17:32,446 --> 00:17:34,976
- I'm not protected
- from the zombie apocalypse!
477
00:17:40,902 --> 00:17:42,526
Why'd you do that?
478
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:43,984
- I'd rather be
479
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:45,400
a zombie with my best bud
480
00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,701
than be human without him.
481
00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:52,357
- Besides, there's no such thing
- as zombies, right?
482
00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:54,522
- Zombie, uh, uh...
483
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,980
- Brains!
484
00:17:57,981 --> 00:17:59,853
- Both:
- It's the zombie apocalypse!
485
00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:01,146
- Go!
486
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:02,645
- Brains!
487
00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,728
Brains!
488
00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:08,580
- Okay, I finished
489
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:09,809
the cost reports
490
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,391
and the new song you wanted.
491
00:18:12,807 --> 00:18:14,349
Boss.
492
00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:15,598
- And I just finished
493
00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:16,806
coloring my whale.
494
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:19,348
And I stayed inside the lines.
495
00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:21,554
- And I just finished writing
496
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:23,721
my letter of resignation.
497
00:18:23,763 --> 00:18:24,908
- You're resigning?
498
00:18:24,909 --> 00:18:26,054
Why?
499
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,259
- Because I've been running
- roque records
500
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,094
For exactly three hours,
501
00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:32,114
which means Gustavo
502
00:18:32,115 --> 00:18:34,093
has to sign my work-study slip.
503
00:18:35,675 --> 00:18:36,967
- Wait, this whole thing
504
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,673
- has been about you
- completing your hours?
505
00:18:38,674 --> 00:18:41,257
- Yep.
506
00:18:41,298 --> 00:18:43,174
- But as my last act
- as president,
507
00:18:43,214 --> 00:18:44,797
I would like to name
508
00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:46,380
Gustavo roque as my successor...
509
00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:47,651
Provided he never bans me
510
00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:48,912
from roque records, ever.
511
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,004
- Done.
512
00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:52,587
- Bye, guys.
513
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:57,708
- You know, we're all gonna
- be working for her one day.
514
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:59,001
Both: Yep!
515
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,083
- Hi, big brother.
516
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,248
- Hey, baby sister.
517
00:19:05,249 --> 00:19:06,372
What are you doing here?
518
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,957
- Oh, I just ran roque records.
519
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,163
What are you doing here?
520
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,663
- I just ran from two girls
521
00:19:11,705 --> 00:19:14,122
who are both amazing and...
522
00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:15,621
I don't know what to do.
523
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,660
- You know you can't run
- from your problems.
524
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:19,367
- They also don't
- go away on their own
525
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,285
- Or get fixed
- with love science.
526
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,014
So I'm not sure
527
00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:24,701
how to solve it.
528
00:19:24,742 --> 00:19:26,909
- You walk.
529
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,867
- What do you mean "walk"?
530
00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:30,490
- Clears the head.
531
00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:32,824
- Yeah, but my head
- won't tell me what to do.
532
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:35,030
- Of course not,
- but your heart will lead you
533
00:19:35,031 --> 00:19:36,947
Where you need to go.
534
00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:38,696
It always does.
535
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:48,401
- ? If you ain't got nobody
- to love ?
536
00:19:49,974 --> 00:19:52,982
- ? and, girl,
- I'll adore ya ?
537
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,170
? Adore ya,
538
00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:55,357
adore ya ?
539
00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:56,461
? when there's no one
540
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,523
to adore ?
541
00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:06,604
? You put a lightning bolt
542
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,478
on my face ?
543
00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,372
? 'cause I want you
544
00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:12,226
to breathe until ?
545
00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:20,975
All:
546
00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:23,036
? No idea
547
00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:25,056
that I'm even here ?
548
00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:41,300
? Whenever you want
549
00:20:41,301 --> 00:20:42,967
to be kissed ?
550
00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:46,965
? oh, I miss you
551
00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:49,132
two seconds after you leave ?
552
00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:50,589
? screaming,
553
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,006
come back to me ?
554
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,337
- ? every time
555
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,087
you come around ?
556
00:20:58,129 --> 00:20:59,899
All: ? you put a lightning bolt
557
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,669
on my face ?
558
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,877
- ? 'cause I want you
559
00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:06,043
to breathe until ?
560
00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:14,331
All:
561
00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:22,954
All:
562
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,945
- Hey.
563
00:21:51,735 --> 00:21:52,785
- Hey.
564
00:21:54,818 --> 00:21:56,609
- ? Step it up,
- get in gear ?
565
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,483
- ? go for broke,
- make it clear ?
566
00:22:01,557 --> 00:22:03,627
- ? make it work,
567
00:22:03,628 --> 00:22:04,678
get it right ?
568
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,807
? Go and make your luck
569
00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:30,974
with the life you choose ?
570
00:22:31,014 --> 00:22:32,701
? if you want it all,
571
00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:34,388
lay it on the line ?
572
00:22:34,429 --> 00:22:36,554
? it's the only life you got
573
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,679
so you got to live it big time ?
574
00:22:38,729 --> 00:22:43,279
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