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- You are so going down!

- No, you're going down!

- I'm the king of spin!

- Oh, going down!

- I'm going down!

I'm gonna barf.

Okay.

- Why are you all dressed up?

And why are there three of you?

- I am on my way

to officially ask Lucy out

on a date.

- Wait.

- You still - haven't asked her out yet?

Man, what's taking you so long?

- You know, I don't know.

- It just seems like every time - I'm about to ask her out,

There's a complication.

Lucy, I was wondering,

uh, would you like to...

- dude, you call that a throw?

Hey.

- Lucy, - if you're not busy tonight...

- Kendall!

Help! He's crazy!

- He ate my choco-crunchies. - Oh, who bought them?

- So listen, um,

there's this movie, and if...

- hey, what are you guys

doing here?

- Oh, are you asking Lucy out?

- "Oh, Kendall,

I would love to."

- Well, that

will not happen again.

- 'Cause you

are getting that date.

- Make way, people.

- Boy in love here!

- Step aside, thank you!

- Okay, here we go! - Sorry.

- Let's go!

- Move! Move! Move!

- Now, go up to her apartment

and get that date.

- You got this, man.

- Oh.

Uh, hey, guys.

Uh, this is Beau,

my ex-boyfriend.

- Drove all the way out - from Georgia

Just to win my Lucy back.

Now's your chance.

- ? Make it count, - play it straight ?

- ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ?

- ? what you want, - what you feel ?

- ? never quit - and make it real ?

? If you want it all,

lay it on the line ?

? it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ?

- I can still ask her out.

Right?

- I mean, just 'cause they dated - for three years

- And he drove all the way - out here from Georgia

- Doesn't mean - she's gonna take him back.

- Yeah, it does...

'Cause that's the best-looking

guy at the palmwoods ever.

- What?

Give me that.

- Okay, but this is the guy

that broke her heart.

- She's probably down there - right now

Telling him to get lost.

Or the opposite.

- Okay, new plan.

- We tell Gustavo - you're vomiting

- And can't come in - and record today.

- Yes.

- And you can stay here - and beat superhot and hunky guy.

- He's not that hot, okay?

- James!

Have you seen the new guy?

He's gorgeous!

We got to get rid of him.

- No, yes, no, no.

- Surprise!

Griffin, I know

why you're here.

You want a new hit.

We all do.

And I'm working on it.

- Close.

I want you to kidnap me.

- Come again?

- Being an incredibly - wealthy ceo

- Of the fifth-largest company - in the world

Also makes me a target

for hoodlums wanting cash,

corporate secrets,

and my panda collection.

And I need to be prepared.

- Mm, Griffin,

we don't have time to...

- make time.

Hire whoever you want.

Do whatever you have to.

So...

Come and get me!

- I am not - chasing Griffin around.

Besides, he will kill me.

- Well, who else is gonna do it?

Both: Hello.

- I know this mysterious town

is full of mysteries,

but here's a not-mystery:

Nobody will tear us apart.

You.

You're back.

- What?

It's over?

Who's back?

- Now we have to wait a week - to find out what happens.

- Wait a minute.

No, we don't.

- Why are you dressed like that?

- I got to get rid - of the hot new guy.

I mean...

Nothing.

- We want to know who's back - on new town high.

- Forget it.

I'm sworn to studio secrecy.

- And don't try - to break into my room

- And find the script - or look for pictures

- Of the new scene - on my computer.

I can't make out

what they're saying.

Don't worry. I can read lips.

"Fries, fruit, fruit, fruit,

"I like to look around.

"I am unattractive.

"Now I'm getting up

- and going somewhere - that's not here."

Now's your chance.

- Ask her out so that - open-shirt boy can go bye-bye.

- Lucy.

Hey, what's...

What's going on?

- You mean with me and Beau?

- No, no, not that.

- But if you want to talk - about that, then that's cool.

What's up with all that?

- Look, Beau caught me

totally by surprise,

but we have a long history

together.

You know?

- But you said

he cheated on you.

- Yeah.

And he just spent

the last hour

- telling me it was - the biggest mistake of his life.

- So...

Uh, are you

gonna get back together?

- Oh, no.

I don't know.

It's complicated,

especially with you here.

And...

Beau.

- Oh, uh, I should probably - get going.

- No, stay.

- I want everyone to see - how much I want my Lucy back.

- Beau, I don't know

what to say.

- Say you'll wear it.

- So Griffin - wants to be kidnapped

- To prepare - for his worst ceo scenario?

- He said I could hire anyone,

and I immediately

thought of you two.

- Okay, what's in it for us?

- What do you want?

Both: Solo records.

- What?

- Carlos alone.

- Logalicious.

Both: Move out!

- Are you really giving them - solo records?

- Uh, no, because there's no way - they're kidnapping Griffin.

- So it's a really big clog.

- Huge... - And only one you can fix.

- Oh.

Wait.

This isn't your apartment.

- Okay, get his computer!

- I got the laptop.

- Ha-ha, - and I got the TV.

- Wait. Hey, wait.

- We're not looting. - Huh?

- We just want to know - the surprise ending

On new town high.

- So I should

put this back, then?

Oh.

- Ah, now I can recycle

this bottle.

Both: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Lock it!

- Help!

Let me out!

Both: Solo record dance!

- ? Solo record dance - in my solo... ?

- What do you mean, - you're not gonna fight for Lucy,

Thus getting rid of Beau?

- I cannot be - the second-best-looking guy

At the palmwoods.

- You mean third.

I'm better-looking than you.

- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.

- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.

- Tell him, Kendall, - the truth.

- Guys!

- All I'm doing - is putting myself in her shoes.

Her ex-boyfriend came back.

If Jo came back,

I'd be confused too.

- Beau has got to go.

- He's untrustworthy, - Kendall.

- I know because - I'm untrustworthy.

- True.

- Look, she's not

my girlfriend.

If Lucy is going to give Beau

another shot,

then we should too.

- I'm honestly - better-looking than you.

- Not in my mirror.

- Well, if it isn't Kendall,

the guy after my Lucy.

- That wasn't your Lucy.

- But it's your word - against mine,

And she'll believe me.

And is she wearing

your $900 necklace?

No.

- You just kissed

another girl.

- See, now, that just sounds

like a jealous weasel to me.

I mean, why would you lie

to break us up?

How could you, Kendall?

- Now.

Crash!

You missed.

- I know that.

- Okay.

Let's get rid of him.

- Oh, hey, guys. - What's up?

- Have you met Beau,

Lucy's ex?

- No, but I hear he's dreamy

and gave her

some amazing necklace.

- Kendall saw him - kissing another girl.

- I hate him.

What's the plan?

- We're gonna set

a hot girl trap

and catch him

in the act of macking.

- He's from Georgia, right?

I think I know

exactly what he's looking for.

Why, Mr. Beauregard,

I do declare.

- Yeah, he's not - looking for that.

- Nobody's looking for that.

Well, how do you guys

want me to dress?

[All giggling

[and speaking at once]

- Yup.

- How's this?

- Yup. - That's it.

- I'm better-looking - than James.

- Hey, I'm sorry - to bother you guys,

- But something - very important got recycled

At our office by mistake.

- Yes, and we would like

to get it back, please.

- What was it?

- A man.

- Uscript, a manuscript. - Yeah.

- Because we're writers, - and... hello.

- You know, no book if you - can't find the manuscripts.

- You're from district seven,

so dumpsters from your zone

awaiting recycling

would be here.

- Start searching!

- Griffin!

- Griffin!

Griffin?

- There's no script or email

- of the new town high - season finale,

Just head shots of Jett

and a contact list

from the show.

- We stole a computer - to find out the surprise ending

Of a TV show.

We're terrible people.

- I need to know who's back!

- Wait.

- Did you say head shots - and a contact list?

- Yeah.

- Well, maybe we

can't find the answers

but Jett can.

- What have we got to lose?

- Okay, so Beau has a thing

for elevators,

and that's where we'll trap him.

- So I'm gonna ride the elevator

until I run into Beau.

- Yeah.

Then he's gonna try

and kiss you.

- And James and Jett - will be waiting in the lobby

To get it all on film.

Let's do this.

Have you seen him?

No.

- Hey, Camille.

- Oh!

You look hot.

- Hey, competition.

- Look who just got a place - on the fifth floor.

Me.

- He's in the north elevator.

- I repeat, - he's in the north elevator!

- Hey, I've been looking - for you.

- Uh-huh.

- Beau got a place here,

- but I haven't taken him - back yet.

But I also haven't

said no either.

- Wait. Wait. Wait. - Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

- I'm Beau.

Just moved in.

Both: He moved in?

- ? Come on,

I'll demonstrate ?

- You know what?

- You should go upstairs and - finish that talk with Kendall.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Both: He's heading upstairs - with a girl!

- What?

- Camera, camera.

- Anyway, I wanted to talk - to you about the necklace,

Which I really like.

But I also really like...

- Well, why don't you

come out here

and we can talk about it?

- Okay.

- Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. - Door, door open.

- Door open.

- Oh, no.

- Both: He's in the elevator - with a hot girl.

- And they're heading - downstairs.

Both: Go! Go! Go.

- Go.

Both: Upstairs.

Go! Go! Go.

- Anyway, it was so nice

to meet you, Beau.

- Oh, it was so nice

to meet Lucy's best friend

at the palmwoods.

- Uh-huh.

- We'll see you later.

- It's too late.

He knows Camille.

- Darn it!

- Okay, - this is the last dumpster.

- No Griffin.

- Well, if he's not here, - then where is he?

Oh, excuse me, sir.

- What happens - to all the recyclables

- Once they leave - this waiting area?

- First we dump the dumpsters

into our giant shredder.

- Then it all goes - through a melting process...

- Where we turn everything - into clean reusable bottles.

- This one's probably made - from these dumpsters right here.

Both: We recycled Griffin.

- Well, Beau's - not gonna hit on Camille

- Now that he knows - she's Lucy's best friend.

- Well, I'm sorry.

It was a very confusing

elevator ride.

- This guy is just gonna - break Lucy's heart again.

- Yeah, well, - how many other hot girls

Do you know at the palmwoods

- that would go along - with this stupid plan?

- Ha.

- You guys look hot.

- You better date her

after this.

- I'm prettier than you.

- You are not!

- Hey, Jett.

- Hey, it's me,

your costar Jett stetson.

- Yeah?

You sound kind of weird.

- Uh, I ate a scorpion.

- Listen, I can't find my script, - and I totally forgot.

- What's the supersecret - surprise ending of our show?

- Oh, don't you remember?

- Mm-mm.

- The surprise is...

Wait.

You're not Jett.

- You're a nut job - that stole Jett's computer.

- No, he's not!

- I'm gonna give this ip address - to the cops.

- Unplug the computer

so they can't trace it!

And destroy the evidence!

- This is television's fault.

- I can't believe

you recycled Griffin.

- The white cap

is the same color of his hair.

- Okay, he was kind of crazy.

- But that's what we liked - about him.

- He ordered us - to kidnap him.

- It will hold up - in the court of law.

- You had to toss him - in a dumpster.

- Don't worry.

I'm in a better place now.

- Oh, we know, Griffin.

We know.

- Wait.

Recycled bottles

don't talk.

All: Griffin!

- Thanks for throwing me - in that dumpster, fellas.

- Now I know my ceo-finding - in-head microchip

Works perfectly.

- You have a microchip

in your head?

- My head beeped,

and obdul was able

to track and find me.

And, well, I like

your kind of crazy too.

- Okay, well, - we kidnapped you.

And you're alive.

- So I guess we know

what that means.

Both: Solo record dance!

? Solo record dance

in my solo record pants ?

- Stop!

Because that is not happening.

Solo records.

- Let me out! - Let me out!

- I wouldn't leave him in there - more than two hours.

It starts to get hot.

Both: We'll think about it.

- Let me out of here!

- Nope.

- Release the hounds.

- Ladies.

Where is the party, and how

can I get on the guest list?

- The party's wherever you are.

- Mm.

Hallway party.

- Well, then why don't we

skip the guest list...

And get to the kiss list?

- Oh, great.

- You should really - kiss her first.

She's way prettier than me.

- Ah-ha-ha-ha, - don't be silly.

She's far prettier than me.

Kiss her.

- Oh, no, no, no, - kiss her.

- She's, like, really pretty. - That's not true.

- No, no, no,

she's gorgeous.

- That's not true. - Look at the size of her lips.

- Ladies. - Her eyes...

- I don't mind double-dating.

- Hmm, oh.

Oh.

Whack!

You get enough?

- I think - we have enough evidence.

- Oh, I see.

- This is your little plan - to get Lucy to tell me to leave.

- I'm just trying

to protect her.

And it's all right here.

And now it's all down there.

- What are you

gonna show Lucy now?

- Nothing.

Because I heard everything.

- You know, I was gonna bring you - a little housewarming gift.

- But why don't we make it - a going-away present instead?

- Lucy.

They set me up.

I drove out here

to be with you.

Hey, I don't even have

any money to get home.

- Well, then...

Use this.

- You know what?

I'm glad I'm leaving, because

you're all nuts here anyways.

- Hmm.

- Well, he is right.

Everyone here is nuts...

And amazing.

Okay, so anyone

up for something?

- You guys have fun. - Yeah, you enjoy.

- We'll see you later. - All right.

- That was really sweet,

what you did for me.

- Listen, um...

- If you're not - doing anything tonight,

I can get us on the guest list

for this cool party,

date...

A date.

- Kendall?

- Jo?

- So that's the surprise ending.

All: Jo's back!

- ? Step it up, - get in gear ?

- ? go for broke, - make it clear ?

- ? make it work,

get it right ?

? Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ?

? if you want it all,

lay it on the line ?

? it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ?

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