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- Bring on the merchandise.
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- I hope we get our own
- special fragrance like Jay z.
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- I want to play
- the big time rush video game.
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- And I want to play
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with the btr zombie attack squad
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action figures!
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- Have a seat, fellas,
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'cause we're all excited to
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discover what btr merchandise
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lies beneath this shiny cloth.
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Hit it, marketers.
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- Boys, our crack staff
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has spent the last year
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researching, developing,
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patenting, and testing
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the exact merchandise that will
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amaze our retail partners.
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- Are you ready...
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For the big time rush products
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- that'll be flying off
- the store shelves
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All over the world?
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- Bring it on.
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- So ready.
- Bring it!
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- I present to you
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the big time rush...
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Toilet scrubbers.
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- Big time rush...
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Horse shampoo.
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- And the big time rush
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action set.
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- The dolls aren't horrible.
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- That say all your favorite
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big time catchphrases.
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- Let's get some hockey balls
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and play a hockey game!
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- I made boom-boom,
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better change me!
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- I love it!
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What else do they say?
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- ? Make it count,
- play it straight ?
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- ? don't look back,
- don't hesitate ?
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- ? what you want,
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what you feel ?
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- ? never quit
- and make it real ?
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? If you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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- Excellent work, you two.
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- You're really thinking
- outside the box.
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- Is there any way we can
- put them back inside the box?
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- Yeah, because when I think
- of big time rush,
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I think of not horse shampoo!
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- These products are unique
- and different,
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- Which exactly
- the kind of merchandise
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Sam selmart loves.
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- Sam selmart?
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As in selmart stores?
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- Howdy, friends.
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- Sam selmart from selmart stores.
- Lookee here, - This week y'all can save
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On home electronics, puppet gum,
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- and a springmatic turbo
- adjustable bed.
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- Now, let me tell
- you something, folks,
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- With 1,000 settings, this thing
- will get you out of bed
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- Quicker than a rattlesnake
- in a sleeping bag.
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Selmart, over 9,000 stores
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where you can shop
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for more for less for more.
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- That's the one.
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- Griffin, don't we think that
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these products are, uh...
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- highly embarrassing?
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- And I don't say,
- "I made boom-boom."
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All: You just did.
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- This is not about
- what you like.
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This is about
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what Sam selmart likes,
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- which is why our marketing team
- is going to pitch these items
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To him at 5:00 today
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at his annual west coast
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product search.
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- Keep the prototypes.
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Play with the dolls.
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Wash a horse.
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- I think you'll like these
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products as much as we do.
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- And I don't want to hear
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any complaining
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or yelling.
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- Okay, Griffin's gone.
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- Gustavo, if these end up
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on selmart's shelves,
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we will be a laughingstock.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- I hate being laughed at.
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- Like that one time
- in the third grade
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- When those kids pantsed me
- in the cafeteria.
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We said we were sorry.
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- And do these guys even look
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like a robot zombie attack
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squad?
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- Kendall's got to go potty!
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- I do not say that!
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- I have to agree with the guys
- on this one.
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These products are total
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boom-boom.
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- Which is why...
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We are taking over
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this pitch meeting
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and presenting our own
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big time merchandise.
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- Right.
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- Me, you, Kelly, and Carlos
- will stay here
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And record new cool catchphrases
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for our dolls that aren't:
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- Yo, yo, let's get a
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hang down low on the snip-snap!
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- Yeah, James and I will head up
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- our own research
- and development.
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- And create a big time product
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that Sam selmart
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and the whole world will want.
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- All right, guys, let's get a
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hang down low on the snip-snap.
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- Stop it!
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- Ah, here come our future
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karate champs!
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Go team!
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No karate in the lobby!
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- Hey, I need a new
- palmwoods robe for my mom.
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I got a stain on it.
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- The amazing Katie knight
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can't get a stain out?
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- Mom will never know.
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Come on, little stain.
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Come on, little stain!
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Nope.
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- Replacement robes
- are available
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At the palmwoods store.
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- What palmwoods store?
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Ding!
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- Welcome to
- the palmwoods store.
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One palmwoods robe...
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45 bucks.
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- 45 bucks?
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- It has microfibers.
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- Okay, we need to combine
- our strengths
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- To create the perfect selmart
- merchandising product.
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- Mine are high IQ,
- adorable dimples, and chemistry.
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And yours are?
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- Girls, girls, hair, and girls.
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- So with your chemistry genius
- and my knowledge of girls,
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- We can create
- a totally awesome...
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- chemistry girl?
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- Perfume.
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- Bieber's got one.
- Usher's got one.
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- And we smell way better
- than them.
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- I'll set up a minilab
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- while you gather up
- all of our favorite odors
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To combine into btr's
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signature scent.
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- Smellevate.
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- Which we'll name later.
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- Smellevate is a great name!
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- Dogs, I passed your dolls'
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voice chips into the board
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so we can record new, cooler
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big time catchphrases.
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Okay, Carlos is up first.
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Action!
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- The robot zombies
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are attacking!
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Quick,
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target their reactor hearts!
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- Pew, pew, pew!
- Pew, pew, pew...
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- cut!
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What are you doing?
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- I believe
- it's the big time rush
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Action set defeating
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the evil robot zombies.
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- We don't say that.
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- Well, we would if we were
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being attacked by evil robot
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zombies.
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- Okay, Kendall, you're up next.
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Action!
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- I'm Kendall.
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Be cool, everybody.
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- "Be cool"?
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Hey, I'm Kendall.
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Be cool everybody.
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- It's a lot better than
- "pew, pew, pew."
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- Are you kidding me?
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"Be cool" is stupid!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Well, you're stupid.
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- No, you're stupid.
- No, you're stupid.
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- No, your voice is stupid!
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- Shut it!
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Shut it forever!
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- Please, stop it,
- are you out of your...
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- I don't even care anymore!
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- Okay, let's try that again.
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- Hiyah!
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- I said no karate in the lobby!
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What now?
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- A new robe.
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- The one you sold me
- doesn't have a belt.
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- Sorry, no refunds, returns,
- or exchanges.
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Palmwoods store policy.
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- What?
- You sold me a defective item.
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- If you have a complaint,
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call customer service.
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- Oh, I'm calling.
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- Palmwoods store customer
- service.
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This is Reginald.
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How may I help you?
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- This isn't over!
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- Some crushed pine needles
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to remind us
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of our Minnesota roots.
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- A pinch of powdered
- hockey puck
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To evoke our favorite sport.
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- A splash
- of our favorite juice...
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Juice box juice!
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- Whoo!
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- Okay, anything else?
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- Perhaps some spice to capture
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btr's zest for life.
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- Perfect.
- Okay, now hurry up.
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- The selmart pitch
- is in 45 minutes,
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- And I still have to make
- a fancy box.
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- Okay.
- Spice.
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Spice.
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Spicy spice.
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- Spicy spice,
- where are you, spicy spice?
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No, uh-uh, no.
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- Okay, two more super cool
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big time rush catchphrases.
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And a-go!
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- Got to live it big-time!
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- Helmets rule!
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- Perfect!
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Okay, and now to drag
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the voice files
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onto the dolls' voice chips.
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And we are ready
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for our selmart pitch.
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- Are you sure you did that
- right?
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- I'm sure we don't have time
- to talk about it!
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- But do you have time
- to experience...
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- The one scent that is bold
- enough to be called...
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Smellevate.
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- Uh, no!
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- Because we need
- to come up with a plan
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- To get rid of Griffin's
- marketing team
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- So that we can take over
- that pitch meeting
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With Sam selmart.
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On it!
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- No tree hats!
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- Um, tree hats have solved
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a lot of problems.
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- And they're awesome.
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- Yeah, do you have
- a better idea?
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- Huh?
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- Well, uh, there's...
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- Hello,
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Griffin's marketing team?
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- Yes, this is selmart west coast
- headquarters.
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We're gonna need to cancel
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- that merchandising meeting
- that you had today.
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Mr. Selmart's feeling ill.
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Nice!
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- Let's go!
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- Oh, yeah.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
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- Who in the name
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00:10:09,245 --> 00:10:10,681
of candied yams are you?
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- We are the big time
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marketing team
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of Kendall, James, Carlos,
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Logan, Gustavo, and Kelly.
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- Do me the names.
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I'm gonna call y'all "clem."
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What you got, clem?
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- Sir, I'm sure you'll agree,
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00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,543
- the items under this fancy,
- shiny...
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00:10:25,544 --> 00:10:26,961
- stop right there, big clem.
287
00:10:26,962 --> 00:10:28,208
You see them boxes behind you?
288
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,501
They are empty.
289
00:10:29,502 --> 00:10:30,997
- I want to fill 'em
- with merchandise,
290
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,620
- Get 'em to my stores,
- and make me some money.
291
00:10:32,621 --> 00:10:34,827
- Now, quit tickling
- my side parts and pitch me.
292
00:10:34,828 --> 00:10:36,079
- Right!
293
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,867
- The first item
- you're going to see
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00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:39,452
Is a classic.
295
00:10:39,492 --> 00:10:42,408
The big time action set.
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00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:43,509
- Which includes
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00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,590
some of your favorite
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00:10:44,613 --> 00:10:46,489
big time catchphrases.
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00:10:46,569 --> 00:10:48,320
- You're stupid.
300
00:10:48,361 --> 00:10:49,568
- You're stupid!
301
00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:51,026
- Them dolls just sass me?
302
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,400
- Uh, no, no, no.
303
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,271
- Wh-what the doll was supposed
- to say is...
304
00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:55,584
- shut it!
305
00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:56,896
Shut it forever!
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00:10:56,937 --> 00:10:58,894
- And, now,
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00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:00,852
here is James and Logan
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00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,516
to show you the next product
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00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,141
you are sure to love!
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00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:06,595
- We would like you to be
- the first to experience
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00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:08,347
Btr's new fragrance...
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00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:10,887
- A spicy, contemporary scent
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00:11:10,927 --> 00:11:13,030
that says
314
00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:15,134
you want to live it big-time.
315
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,049
Smellevate.
316
00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:19,296
- Ah!
317
00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:20,504
Oh, my seein' eyes!
318
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,626
Oh, I'm temporarily blind!
319
00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:22,626
Oh, it burns!
320
00:11:22,627 --> 00:11:24,461
Both: What did you put in there?
321
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,375
- Logan said to make it spicy.
322
00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,081
- I said to add spice,
323
00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:29,747
like cinnamon or nutmeg!
324
00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:29,749
It burns!
325
00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:31,266
- So no to the haba�ero
326
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:32,745
hot sauce?
327
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,575
- Sorry!
- Walk it off!
328
00:11:41,571 --> 00:11:42,988
- And in our big story today,
329
00:11:42,989 --> 00:11:44,298
mega retailer Sam selmart
330
00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:45,568
was injured
331
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:46,880
in a merchandise meeting
332
00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:48,151
gone horribly awry.
333
00:11:48,152 --> 00:11:50,771
- While being airlifted
- to the hospital, selmart said,
334
00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:52,209
"a blind salesman is like
335
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,646
a donkey with a hangnail.
336
00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:56,019
You can lead him to the barn,
337
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,352
but he'll still call you Susan."
338
00:11:58,392 --> 00:11:59,787
- Griffin,
339
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:01,183
before you say anything...
340
00:12:01,223 --> 00:12:02,598
We can fix this.
341
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,636
- Let me guess.
342
00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:04,969
It involves a crank phone call,
343
00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,179
breaking and entering,
344
00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:08,178
and tree hats.
345
00:12:08,218 --> 00:12:09,842
- We weren't actually
346
00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:11,467
gonna break anything.
347
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:15,461
- Tree hats don't work in the
- high stakes business world.
348
00:12:15,462 --> 00:12:17,501
- What might work
- is the personal apology
349
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:18,585
You're going to give
350
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:19,668
Sam selmart today.
351
00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:24,207
Yeah, guys, let's go apologize.
352
00:12:24,248 --> 00:12:27,206
We should go say sorry to Sam!
353
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:28,808
Okay, yeah, maybe we should just
354
00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:30,370
stop talking, because...
355
00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,243
- And after you apologize,
356
00:12:32,244 --> 00:12:34,655
- I'll be there to
- personally pitch the products
357
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:36,093
Sam was supposed to see
358
00:12:36,094 --> 00:12:37,530
yesterday at 5:00.
359
00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:39,485
- The toilet brushes,
- the horse shampoo,
360
00:12:39,486 --> 00:12:41,736
- And the dolls that do not
- tell selmart
361
00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:45,068
To "shut it, shut it forever."
362
00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:47,646
- Griffin, if people see these
- products, they'll laugh at us.
363
00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:49,439
- I hate when people
- laugh at me...
364
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,352
- That one time at summer camp
- when those guys
365
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,392
- Put a sign on my back that said,
- "fart on me."
366
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:56,143
We said we were sorry.
367
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,555
- And now you're going to say
- you're sorry to Sam selmart.
368
00:12:58,556 --> 00:13:00,431
And pitch these products.
369
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:03,346
- What do your dolls have to say
- now?
370
00:13:03,386 --> 00:13:05,677
- Let's go tell Sam we're sorry!
371
00:13:05,716 --> 00:13:06,916
- Whatever Griffin says.
372
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:08,184
- Yeah, great plan, boss!
373
00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:10,506
- Away we go!
374
00:13:12,295 --> 00:13:14,295
- Break it, break it.
375
00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:18,751
- I said no karate in the lobby.
376
00:13:22,996 --> 00:13:24,205
How can i...
377
00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:25,537
- I want my belt.
378
00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:26,744
I bought a robe.
379
00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:27,783
Robes come with belts.
380
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,118
I want my belt.
381
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:31,117
So just reach down there,
382
00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:32,989
open up another robe,
383
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,822
and give me the belt.
384
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:37,654
- If I did that, then I'd have
- a robe without a belt,
385
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,297
Which I can't sell,
386
00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:40,901
and I'd be out $45.
387
00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:43,086
And personally,
388
00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:45,232
I'd prefer if you were out $45.
389
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,769
- Haven't you ever heard
- the expression
390
00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,185
"the customer's always right"?
391
00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:50,644
- I don't listen to hip-hop.
392
00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:52,889
- If you've got a problem,
- call customer service.
393
00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:53,639
- Don't...
394
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:57,099
Move.
395
00:13:59,427 --> 00:14:01,095
Pick up the phone.
396
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,841
Pick up the phone.
397
00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:08,753
- You've reached the palmwoods
- store customer service line.
398
00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:10,459
- We're experiencing
- high call volume.
399
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,480
Your current wait time is
400
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,501
long.
401
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,144
? Ba, ba-da, ba, ba,
402
00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:17,748
ba-da-da-da ?
403
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,306
- Howdy, Arthur.
404
00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:24,534
- Sam.
405
00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:26,095
- Hey, boys.
406
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:27,616
Blind anyone lately?
407
00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:29,072
- We are so sorry.
408
00:14:29,073 --> 00:14:30,489
- So sorry!
409
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,861
- "Sorry" doesn't trim
- the whiskers
410
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,570
On the admiral's beard, does it?
411
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:36,316
- But I will forgive you
- if you pitch me some merchandise
412
00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:38,106
- I can sell in my stores
- and make money with.
413
00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:40,105
- Sam, my research
- and development team
414
00:14:40,106 --> 00:14:42,273
At rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid
415
00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:44,227
- has some exciting big time
- merchandise.
416
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,978
It's gonna fly off your shelves!
417
00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:47,849
- Well, I sure hope
- they're better products
418
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,680
- Than that last jackalope done
- tried to pitch me.
419
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,471
- Katy Perry horse shampoo
- and toilet scrubbers
420
00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:53,054
- With one direction's face
- on them.
421
00:14:53,055 --> 00:14:55,945
- Why in the world would I want
- to scrub my John with Liam?
422
00:14:57,842 --> 00:14:58,967
- Which is why
423
00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:00,092
you're going to love
424
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,694
the all new and improved
425
00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,256
big time rush action set.
426
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:06,545
- Ooh.
427
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:07,794
- I made boom-boom.
428
00:15:07,795 --> 00:15:09,002
Better change me!
429
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,541
- Boom-boom?
430
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,496
- That ain't the kind of action
- I want.
431
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,268
I want kung fu grip
432
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,039
and superpower.
433
00:15:17,078 --> 00:15:19,639
- Oh, oh, oh, these dolls,
434
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,201
they fight zombie robots.
435
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,574
- Yeah, yeah, and they go,
- "pew, pew!"
436
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,612
- Pew, pew?
437
00:15:25,613 --> 00:15:26,989
Now, I like me some pew, pew.
438
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:28,238
What else they do?
439
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,149
- Uh... they fly!
- Darn tootin' they fly.
440
00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:34,274
- I love me some flyin'!
441
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:35,441
How do they fly?
442
00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:38,565
- Oh, well, like this!
443
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:40,187
Beep!
444
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:42,852
Crash!
445
00:15:45,058 --> 00:15:48,349
Well, he said he loved flying.
446
00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:50,763
- No refunds and no returns?
447
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,428
No way.
448
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:57,550
- I said no karate in the lobby!
449
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:59,587
- If he doesn't want to give me
- the belt,
450
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,214
I'll just take it myself.
451
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:08,126
Bingo.
452
00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:09,915
- Welcome to
- the palmwoods store.
453
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:14,455
One robe will be $45.
454
00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,703
- I don't have $45.
455
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,909
- Well, then you don't have
- a robe.
456
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,406
- I will haunt you
457
00:16:20,407 --> 00:16:21,864
until I get my belt.
458
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:24,485
- From the moment you open
- this stupid palmwoods store
459
00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:25,652
Until the minute you close,
460
00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:26,820
I will be there.
461
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,027
I gave you $45,
462
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,150
and I will get my money's worth.
463
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,898
- I'm so scared.
464
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:40,516
- How long has he been in there?
465
00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:44,059
- About an hour and 23 minutes.
466
00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:46,639
- I think he's almost finished,
- though.
467
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:48,303
- And we're finished.
468
00:16:48,304 --> 00:16:50,009
Because selmart stopped selling
469
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,757
- big time rush's music
- in his stores.
470
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:53,424
- Which accounts for 50%
471
00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:55,091
of our album sales.
472
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,131
- Actually, 72%.
473
00:16:58,419 --> 00:16:59,795
- It's over.
474
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:01,835
- I pitched
- horrible product ideas,
475
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,626
- Launched the world's richest ceo
- over our heads,
476
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,768
And killed your music career
477
00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:08,872
in less than three minutes.
478
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,788
- Griffin, we can fix this.
479
00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:13,160
- How?
480
00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:14,865
- We're banned from selmart's
- west coast headquarters
481
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,856
- And blocked
- from all his phone lines.
482
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,858
Are you sure this is gonna work?
483
00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:29,355
Definitely
484
00:17:29,356 --> 00:17:30,813
probably not.
485
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:45,346
- Ah!
486
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,421
Fine. You want a belt?
487
00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:57,004
I'll get you a belt.
488
00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:58,919
Welcome to the palmwoods store.
489
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,478
Here.
490
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,999
Here's your belt.
491
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,998
- That's a tie
- from the lost and found.
492
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,538
- No, it's a belt!
493
00:18:05,539 --> 00:18:07,659
- And it's not only stylish.
- It's functional!
494
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,869
And it's sturdy
495
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:12,387
and can be used to hold
496
00:18:12,388 --> 00:18:14,866
your robe together.
497
00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:17,072
- You think you could beat me
- in a fight?
498
00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:20,070
Well, bring it on!
499
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:22,110
- You heard him, guys.
500
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,066
Karate in the lobby!
501
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,896
- No!
502
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,271
No, no, no!
503
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:32,393
- They all did great today.
504
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:33,683
They all got promoted
505
00:18:33,684 --> 00:18:34,933
from their white belts.
506
00:18:34,974 --> 00:18:37,515
- Can I have one of those?
507
00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:40,555
- You can have them all.
508
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,157
No, Billy, the solar plexus.
509
00:18:42,158 --> 00:18:43,719
A little higher.
510
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,748
- [Kids yelling
- and punches landing]
511
00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:53,170
- Okay, so say we get
- into the building, then what?
512
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,750
- We do what we do best.
513
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,248
Sing.
514
00:18:59,289 --> 00:19:00,581
- We show off our voices.
515
00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:02,038
- And not toilet scrubbers.
516
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,620
- He sees we're a great band
517
00:19:03,621 --> 00:19:05,700
- and puts our music back
- on the shelves.
518
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,198
- And we go back to the way
- it was.
519
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:09,655
- And forget about this whole
- merchandise thing.
520
00:19:09,656 --> 00:19:11,237
- I see two flaws
- with your plan.
521
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:11,988
What?
522
00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:14,947
- Them.
523
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:17,360
- Don't any of you guys move.
524
00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:18,693
Both: We got this.
525
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:19,783
Smellevate!
526
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:30,600
- Is this going well?
527
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:33,349
It's about average.
528
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,472
- Go, go, go!
529
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,426
- Well, glad you're back, boys.
530
00:19:40,427 --> 00:19:43,048
- Gives me a chance to test the
- best product I've seen so far,
531
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,507
The xr4-17 pineapple Cannon.
532
00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:47,919
- These bad boys can knock
- a Billy goat off a barn roof
533
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,910
- And make fruit salad
- at the same time.
534
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:56,371
- Looks like your tree hats
- couldn't save us after all.
535
00:19:56,372 --> 00:19:58,452
- Oh, whoa, whoa, rope it in,
- there, junior.
536
00:19:58,453 --> 00:20:01,242
- What in the name of all things
- moist and meaty is on your head?
537
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,159
Tree hats?
538
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,826
- Tree hats.
539
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:06,199
What are they?
540
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,198
- Uh, they help you...
541
00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:10,738
With, uh, with things.
542
00:20:10,778 --> 00:20:12,444
- Stylish.
- Biodegradable.
543
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,233
- Keeps you cool in the summer,
- warm in the winter.
544
00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:15,609
I love 'em!
545
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,858
I'm gonna call 'em...
546
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:19,731
Tree hats!
547
00:20:19,732 --> 00:20:20,895
- Wait, let me get this
- straight,
548
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,604
You want to buy these?
549
00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:24,185
- I want 200,000 of 'em, son.
550
00:20:24,186 --> 00:20:26,349
- I'm gonna put 'em in my boxes
- and sell 'em all over the world.
551
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,433
Money!
552
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,516
Ow.
553
00:20:28,556 --> 00:20:30,389
- But we thought you hated us.
554
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,177
- Pretty clem,
- let me tell you a story.
555
00:20:32,178 --> 00:20:34,884
- A feller once stabbed me
- in the foot with a penknife.
556
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,174
- Darn near took off
- my whole big toe.
557
00:20:36,175 --> 00:20:37,842
You want to know what I done?
558
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:39,841
I bought every knife that fella
559
00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:41,799
had and made me rich as midas.
560
00:20:41,838 --> 00:20:43,171
What do you say, son?
561
00:20:43,212 --> 00:20:44,837
We got a deal?
562
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,273
- And you'll keep selling
563
00:20:46,274 --> 00:20:47,668
big time rush's music?
564
00:20:47,669 --> 00:20:49,457
- Does an aardvark fart
- in a park on Tuesday?
565
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,789
- I don't know what that means.
- Uh, I'm not really sure.
566
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,247
- Yes I'll keep selling
567
00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:54,705
your "music."
568
00:20:57,951 --> 00:21:02,117
Whoo-hoo!
569
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:03,739
- Boys, we have to say
570
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,322
we completely underestimated
571
00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:06,716
your merchandising
572
00:21:06,717 --> 00:21:08,070
and marketing genius.
573
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,235
- The tree hats are making
- Sam selmart...
574
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,150
Very happy.
575
00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:13,648
- They're making me
576
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,106
lots of money.
577
00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:17,689
- In fact, Sam is so impressed
- with you guys,
578
00:21:17,729 --> 00:21:19,519
He's gonna be investing in some
579
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,310
of your other product ideas.
580
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:23,121
What other
581
00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:24,892
product ideas?
582
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:26,618
- Howdy, friend, Sam selmart
583
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,305
here with this week's specials.
584
00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:30,718
- Come on down to selmart and get
- yourself a big time tree hat
585
00:21:30,719 --> 00:21:33,052
For only $24.99.
586
00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:34,673
- And while you're here,
- why not get yourself
587
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:36,194
A big time rush
588
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,715
robot zombie action set!
589
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:38,838
Pew, pew!
590
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:39,921
And they fly!
591
00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:41,795
And for you weekend gardeners,
592
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:43,377
ain't nothin' keeps pests
593
00:21:43,378 --> 00:21:44,918
and bugs away like smellevate.
594
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,457
Proven, tested,
595
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,957
and effective on me.
596
00:21:47,998 --> 00:21:49,518
Selmart, where you can shop
597
00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:51,038
for more for less for more.
598
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,746
Ow!
599
00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:53,806
- ? Step it up,
600
00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:54,857
get in gear ?
601
00:21:54,868 --> 00:21:56,617
- ? go for broke,
- make it clear ?
602
00:22:00,572 --> 00:22:01,655
- ? make it work,
603
00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:02,738
get it right ?
604
00:22:24,721 --> 00:22:26,574
? Go and make your luck
605
00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:28,428
with the life you choose ?
606
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,320
? if you want it all,
607
00:22:30,321 --> 00:22:32,174
lay it on the line ?
608
00:22:32,215 --> 00:22:34,443
? it's the only life you got
609
00:22:34,444 --> 00:22:36,672
so you got to live it big time ?
610
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:41,272
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