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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,800 - Ah, another perfect day 2 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:13,300 at the palmwoods. 3 00:00:13,342 --> 00:00:15,175 Except for that. 4 00:00:18,342 --> 00:00:19,675 - Parabolic microphone 5 00:00:19,676 --> 00:00:21,008 now! 6 00:00:22,301 --> 00:00:23,351 What was that? 7 00:00:23,384 --> 00:00:24,884 - Sounded awful. 8 00:00:24,885 --> 00:00:25,924 - It's probably interference. 9 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:27,343 Just aim. 10 00:00:27,384 --> 00:00:30,009 - Maybe you should date science, - then! 11 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:34,675 - Shh. 12 00:00:34,717 --> 00:00:36,259 - All I did was cite recent data 13 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:37,800 that concluded 14 00:00:37,842 --> 00:00:40,384 - that overexposure with a partner - or spouse 15 00:00:40,385 --> 00:00:41,967 - Increases the incidents - of break-ups. 16 00:00:41,968 --> 00:00:43,092 - Mm-hmm. - Small words. 17 00:00:43,093 --> 00:00:44,801 - Please. 18 00:00:44,802 --> 00:00:46,925 - I told Camille we need to - limit our dates to two nights a - Week. 19 00:00:46,926 --> 00:00:48,344 - Makes sense. - Genius. 20 00:00:48,385 --> 00:00:49,531 - Dat-a good. 21 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:50,676 - I know, right? 22 00:00:48,385 --> 00:00:50,676 She's being dramatic. 23 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,248 - I mean, what is she gonna do, - date someone else? 24 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,344 Parabolic microphone now! 25 00:00:59,345 --> 00:01:02,052 - So since I hate eating alone - and you need the exposure, 26 00:01:02,053 --> 00:01:03,718 - How about dinner - at paparazzi 27 00:01:03,719 --> 00:01:04,676 Tonight at 8:00? 28 00:01:04,677 --> 00:01:05,969 - What? 29 00:01:06,011 --> 00:01:07,802 - It's a date! 30 00:01:07,844 --> 00:01:09,345 - What? 31 00:01:09,386 --> 00:01:11,676 - So I guess she is going - to date someone else. 32 00:01:12,386 --> 00:01:14,011 - Quit, you. 33 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:15,093 - Just turn it down. 34 00:01:15,094 --> 00:01:16,427 - Why does it keep doing that? 35 00:01:16,428 --> 00:01:18,052 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 36 00:01:18,053 --> 00:01:19,983 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 37 00:01:24,095 --> 00:01:25,928 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 38 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:27,600 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 39 00:01:51,638 --> 00:01:53,638 ? If you want it all, 40 00:01:53,639 --> 00:01:55,638 lay it on the line ? 41 00:01:55,679 --> 00:01:57,638 ? it's the only life you got 42 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,597 so you got to live it big time ? 43 00:02:02,221 --> 00:02:04,513 - Dude, Camille just agreed - to go on a date... 44 00:02:04,556 --> 00:02:07,598 - ah! La-la-la-la-la-la... 45 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:08,638 - He's taking this well. 46 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,722 - Uh-huh. 47 00:02:09,764 --> 00:02:12,056 - Rehearsal is canceled today. 48 00:02:12,097 --> 00:02:13,181 - How come? 49 00:02:13,182 --> 00:02:14,597 - Because Gustavo's doctor - ordered him 50 00:02:14,598 --> 00:02:16,096 - To take a 24-hour break - from the things 51 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:17,680 That stress him out the most. 52 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:19,222 - Oh, Griffin? 53 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,639 Budgets? 54 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,721 Writer's block? 55 00:02:21,722 --> 00:02:24,306 - You, you, him, 56 00:02:24,349 --> 00:02:25,681 and Logan! 57 00:02:27,098 --> 00:02:29,474 - Ah! His watch is gonna blow! 58 00:02:29,515 --> 00:02:31,390 - It's a blood pressure monitor, 59 00:02:31,391 --> 00:02:33,056 - and it goes off - when he's stressed, 60 00:02:33,057 --> 00:02:35,515 - so... 61 00:02:35,516 --> 00:02:37,973 - Stay away from me 62 00:02:33,057 --> 00:02:37,973 for the next 24 hours! 63 00:02:40,182 --> 00:02:41,599 - No rehearsal? 64 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,953 - That means I'm free 65 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,265 to go out... 66 00:02:44,308 --> 00:02:45,516 With a Jennifer. 67 00:02:57,641 --> 00:03:00,724 Later, boys. 68 00:03:00,725 --> 00:03:02,640 - You know, he might have - a shot this time. 69 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,974 - Until he burp asks her out 70 00:03:05,017 --> 00:03:06,517 or gives her a gift, 71 00:03:06,518 --> 00:03:08,017 which will be a frog. 72 00:03:08,059 --> 00:03:10,142 - I can't let that happen. 73 00:03:10,184 --> 00:03:11,933 Friendship powers activate! 74 00:03:16,135 --> 00:03:18,183 - Hey. 75 00:03:18,184 --> 00:03:19,476 - Hey. 76 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:21,559 - Hey? 77 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,601 - Hey! 78 00:03:23,642 --> 00:03:26,559 - Hey! 79 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:28,477 - Ladies? 80 00:03:35,018 --> 00:03:37,226 - Hey, girls. 81 00:03:37,268 --> 00:03:40,435 You look amazing. 82 00:03:40,477 --> 00:03:42,081 We should all go out 83 00:03:42,082 --> 00:03:43,684 and talk about our top ten hit... 84 00:03:43,726 --> 00:03:44,809 Oh, wait. 85 00:03:44,852 --> 00:03:46,394 I'm busy tonight. 86 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:48,207 But Carlos is free, 87 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,977 red dress Jennifer. 88 00:03:51,603 --> 00:03:53,644 Um, sure. 89 00:03:53,645 --> 00:03:55,352 - Great. He'll see you - in the lobby at 6:00. 90 00:03:55,353 --> 00:03:56,403 - Huh? 91 00:03:58,769 --> 00:04:00,582 - Look, I am perfectly capable 92 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:02,394 of getting a date myself. 93 00:04:02,436 --> 00:04:03,810 - Of course you are. 94 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,852 - I'm just trying to play wing man - for my best bud. 95 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:08,395 - Well, thank you, bud, 96 00:04:08,437 --> 00:04:10,354 but I can handle it from here. 97 00:04:10,395 --> 00:04:11,520 - I'll hang onto it. 98 00:04:11,521 --> 00:04:12,603 - Give me my helmet, man. 99 00:04:12,604 --> 00:04:13,644 - Let me have it. 100 00:04:13,645 --> 00:04:14,603 - Give me my helmet! 101 00:04:14,604 --> 00:04:16,479 - Sure. 102 00:04:20,936 --> 00:04:22,520 - Hit me again. 103 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,708 Look, it's just time 104 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:24,853 to face the facts. 105 00:04:26,854 --> 00:04:28,146 Camille and I are just 106 00:04:28,147 --> 00:04:29,438 too different, okay? 107 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,271 I base decisions off logic, 108 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,563 - and Camille thinks my logic - is stupid. 109 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,770 - Okay, but you know - that there's no such thing 110 00:04:35,771 --> 00:04:37,146 As the perfect girlfriend. 111 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:39,104 - You have to take the good - with the... 112 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:40,563 - boo! 113 00:04:40,564 --> 00:04:42,645 - Well, then, Mr. Logic, - what are you gonna do? 114 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:44,266 Invent the perfect girlfriend? 115 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,938 - Greetings, Logan, 116 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,355 you are smart and hot 117 00:04:52,356 --> 00:04:53,730 like me. 118 00:04:53,772 --> 00:04:55,481 Let's go on a date. 119 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:58,647 It worked. 120 00:04:58,648 --> 00:04:59,687 Is it too weird? 121 00:04:59,688 --> 00:05:01,105 - Completely. 122 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:03,314 - But impressive. 123 00:05:03,356 --> 00:05:04,730 - I know. 124 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,314 Go on sciencematch. Date 125 00:05:06,315 --> 00:05:08,397 - and search - for the perfect girlfriend. 126 00:05:08,398 --> 00:05:10,190 One that's just like me. 127 00:05:10,231 --> 00:05:11,315 Just not a robot. 128 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:12,565 - What? 129 00:05:12,607 --> 00:05:13,898 - Nothing. 130 00:05:14,446 --> 00:05:17,980 - Well, I'm gonna go search - for Lucy 131 00:05:17,981 --> 00:05:19,711 Because she was very rude 132 00:05:19,712 --> 00:05:21,440 to me in the lobby. 133 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:22,898 - Wait, what about the... 134 00:05:22,939 --> 00:05:25,106 - I will never love again. 135 00:05:25,148 --> 00:05:27,939 Get me chocolate. 136 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:41,732 - Oh, my god. 137 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,648 - Leave me alone. 138 00:05:43,649 --> 00:05:45,566 - No way. 139 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:47,024 - If you don't, - I'm gonna rip out your... 140 00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:48,525 Mom, dad, hi. 141 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:49,941 - Lucille. 142 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,442 - I missed my girl. 143 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:55,963 Oh, is this a friend 144 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,858 from the conservatory? 145 00:05:57,859 --> 00:05:58,940 - Yes. 146 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,775 This is Kendall, 147 00:06:00,816 --> 00:06:02,900 who studies classical music, 148 00:06:02,941 --> 00:06:03,991 just like me. 149 00:06:05,442 --> 00:06:07,025 - Yep. - That's me. 150 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,275 Her conservatory friend. 151 00:06:09,318 --> 00:06:11,734 - Well, then you must give us - a tour 152 00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:13,131 Of this off-campus residence 153 00:06:13,132 --> 00:06:14,485 that you all live in. 154 00:06:14,526 --> 00:06:15,859 - No. 155 00:06:15,901 --> 00:06:17,797 Mom, Kendall has to study for a 156 00:06:17,798 --> 00:06:19,692 test tomorrow, and... 157 00:06:19,734 --> 00:06:21,068 - would love to give you 158 00:06:21,069 --> 00:06:22,401 a tour. 159 00:06:22,443 --> 00:06:24,026 Let's start in the park. 160 00:06:24,068 --> 00:06:25,118 - P for peachy. 161 00:06:31,693 --> 00:06:35,486 - Hey, somebody's looking sharp. 162 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:36,986 - Uh-huh. I've got a big date, 163 00:06:36,987 --> 00:06:38,444 so I got to dress big, right? 164 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:41,027 Yeah, you do. 165 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:42,235 - Oh. 166 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,110 Ah. 167 00:06:44,152 --> 00:06:45,361 - Oops, sorry. 168 00:06:45,402 --> 00:06:46,943 - James! 169 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:48,569 - Epic juice box fail. 170 00:06:48,612 --> 00:06:50,653 - Now I have to change. 171 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,278 Hmm? 172 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,944 - What are you up to? 173 00:06:57,945 --> 00:07:00,860 - Oh, just saving Carlos' date - with red dress Jennifer? 174 00:07:00,861 --> 00:07:02,320 - Impossible. 175 00:07:02,362 --> 00:07:04,412 - She's too classy, - and he's too Carlos. 176 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,362 - Great. 177 00:07:07,403 --> 00:07:08,674 Now I have to wear 178 00:07:08,676 --> 00:07:09,945 this stupid outfit. 179 00:07:12,279 --> 00:07:14,050 - So, bud, where are you taking 180 00:07:14,051 --> 00:07:15,820 the future Mrs. Garcia? 181 00:07:15,862 --> 00:07:18,071 - Well, in my hands right here 182 00:07:18,112 --> 00:07:19,383 I have directions 183 00:07:19,384 --> 00:07:20,654 and reservations 184 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:24,446 to the nearest sloppy cheese. 185 00:07:24,488 --> 00:07:26,112 There's pizza, prizes, 186 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,279 and a whole lot of fun. 187 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,320 - Mm-hmm. 188 00:07:28,321 --> 00:07:30,363 - Sweet. 189 00:07:30,986 --> 00:07:34,945 - We've got to change - those reservations 190 00:07:34,946 --> 00:07:36,446 - And go on the date - with Carlos. 191 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:37,695 - Can I bring my new slingshot? 192 00:07:37,696 --> 00:07:38,863 - Sure. 193 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:40,364 We might need it. 194 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:41,779 - According to her profile, 195 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,655 she has an IQ of 130, 196 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,030 likes math homework, 197 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,364 crosswords, and toast. 198 00:07:46,405 --> 00:07:47,738 - Great. 199 00:07:47,739 --> 00:07:48,820 Why am I here? 200 00:07:48,821 --> 00:07:50,530 - Because if she's a weirdo, 201 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:52,739 I need my mom to ground me. 202 00:07:54,031 --> 00:07:55,739 Go, go, go, go, go. 203 00:07:59,073 --> 00:08:00,490 Hi. Are you Lindsay? 204 00:08:00,491 --> 00:08:01,572 - Yeah, hi. 205 00:08:01,573 --> 00:08:02,989 Sorry I'm late. 206 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:04,946 - While on my bike, - I met strong easterly headwinds, 207 00:08:04,947 --> 00:08:06,239 Probably due to... 208 00:08:06,281 --> 00:08:07,969 Both: A disturbance 209 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:09,656 in the lower ionosphere. 210 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,822 - Logan Mitchell, 211 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,948 I am your mother. 212 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:14,865 You are grounded, mister. 213 00:08:14,907 --> 00:08:16,574 - Okay, um... 214 00:08:16,616 --> 00:08:18,990 Uh, what are you doing? 215 00:08:18,991 --> 00:08:20,407 - Don't you notice anything 216 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:21,782 weird about her? 217 00:08:21,823 --> 00:08:23,823 Or familiar? 218 00:08:25,074 --> 00:08:26,324 - Um, I think she's cute 219 00:08:26,325 --> 00:08:27,947 - and we have - an awesome connection. 220 00:08:27,948 --> 00:08:29,657 - Yeah, you have 221 00:08:29,658 --> 00:08:31,366 a big connection. 222 00:08:31,408 --> 00:08:33,116 Good luck on your date. 223 00:08:34,408 --> 00:08:35,492 - Not grounded. 224 00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:40,283 - Um, who is that? 225 00:08:40,325 --> 00:08:41,450 - Ooh, Camille, uh, 226 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:42,575 I didn't even see you. 227 00:08:42,617 --> 00:08:43,908 This is Lindsay. 228 00:08:43,949 --> 00:08:46,325 We're going on a date tonight. 229 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,533 - So are we. 230 00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:48,699 At chez fance-ay. 231 00:08:48,741 --> 00:08:50,783 It's gonna be a chez partay. 232 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:51,846 - Oh, well, maybe we 233 00:08:51,847 --> 00:08:52,897 should double date. 234 00:08:52,898 --> 00:08:54,533 - Recent data cites - that double dating 235 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,794 Eases first date jitters 236 00:08:55,795 --> 00:08:57,283 and fosters social interaction. 237 00:08:57,284 --> 00:08:58,680 - Well, I know 238 00:08:58,681 --> 00:09:00,076 Logan loves data. 239 00:09:00,077 --> 00:09:01,658 - And I know that Camille - loves dating. 240 00:09:01,659 --> 00:09:03,158 - And I know I love people - looking at me. 241 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:04,742 So let's meet here at 6:00? 242 00:09:04,784 --> 00:09:06,659 Both: It's a date! 243 00:09:09,735 --> 00:09:11,659 - It's gonna be great. 244 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:14,327 - I love double dates. 245 00:09:14,369 --> 00:09:16,202 - And as we conclude our tour, 246 00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:17,389 please help yourself 247 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,535 to some complimentary 248 00:09:18,577 --> 00:09:20,369 palmwoods lemonade. 249 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:21,660 - How sweet. 250 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:22,700 - Thank you, Kendall. 251 00:09:22,701 --> 00:09:24,535 - You're very welcome. 252 00:09:24,577 --> 00:09:25,627 - Get some for me. 253 00:09:25,628 --> 00:09:28,034 What do you think you're doing? 254 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,868 - I'm learning a lot more - about you. 255 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:31,619 Like, you play a violin 256 00:09:31,661 --> 00:09:33,952 and you own a wig 257 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:36,244 and you lie to your parents. 258 00:09:36,286 --> 00:09:39,203 - Look. 259 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:41,411 - My parents - are classical musicians. 260 00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:43,743 - They think I'm in L.A. - In a violin scholarship. 261 00:09:43,744 --> 00:09:45,077 - And they would be - very disappointed 262 00:09:45,078 --> 00:09:46,578 And angry 263 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,870 if they found that I dyed 264 00:09:47,871 --> 00:09:49,119 my hair black and red 265 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,743 - and was trying to be - a rock guitar goddess. 266 00:09:50,744 --> 00:09:51,953 - Okay, okay. 267 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:53,162 I get it. 268 00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:54,620 - Is there anything I could do - to help? 269 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:55,620 - Yeah. 270 00:09:55,621 --> 00:09:57,537 Beat it. 271 00:09:57,579 --> 00:10:00,349 - 'Cause I can tell they're gonna - invite you to dinner. 272 00:10:00,995 --> 00:10:03,245 - No one can beat - my mom's midwestern charm. 273 00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:04,286 - Please. 274 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:05,620 Midwestern charm is no match 275 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,995 for L.A. cool. 276 00:10:08,037 --> 00:10:09,621 - Oh, it's like we're all going 277 00:10:09,622 --> 00:10:11,204 on a fun double date. 278 00:10:12,747 --> 00:10:15,496 - Well, I don't know about you, 279 00:10:15,497 --> 00:10:16,893 but I hope this place 280 00:10:16,894 --> 00:10:18,288 has crayons. 281 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,622 - So where are we going tonight? 282 00:10:23,663 --> 00:10:25,080 - Well, let's just say 283 00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:26,497 that you 284 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:29,372 - are gonna have the greatest date - of your life. 285 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:35,872 - Friendship powers 286 00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:36,955 activate. 287 00:10:36,997 --> 00:10:38,498 - Isn't this stupid enough? 288 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:40,081 - Activate. 289 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,872 - Ah, messieurs rocque, - welcome back. 290 00:10:51,914 --> 00:10:53,289 - Table for one, Jacques, 291 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,665 in the corner, 292 00:10:54,706 --> 00:10:56,790 where no one will bother me. 293 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:12,873 Uh, right zis way. 294 00:11:12,915 --> 00:11:14,165 - Yes. - Oh, here we go. 295 00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:22,583 - Okay, we got Carlos here. 296 00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:24,457 - Now how do I get close enough - to him 297 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,812 To keep him 298 00:11:25,813 --> 00:11:27,166 from ruining his date? 299 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,957 - Easy. - You rock. 300 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,124 And I roll. 301 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,584 - This place is so nice. 302 00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:41,000 - I could have sworn - that these directions to... 303 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:43,708 - welcome to chez France. 304 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,000 I think se�or 305 00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:46,250 might enjoy reading 306 00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:48,501 ze special here. 307 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,917 - Uh, okay. 308 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,271 "Why don't you order 309 00:11:51,272 --> 00:11:52,584 for us, Jennifer? 310 00:11:52,626 --> 00:11:53,918 And then let's talk 311 00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:55,209 about your feelings." 312 00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:57,126 Wow. 313 00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:58,481 Guys never want to talk 314 00:11:58,482 --> 00:11:59,793 about my feelings. 315 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:02,124 - And your two most expensive - meals, please. 316 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,627 - Waiter, I'd like to order. 317 00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:14,168 - Ah! 318 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,585 - Can I at least 319 00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:16,960 have more rolls? 320 00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:27,127 - Maybe if I ask nicely, 321 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:28,857 those musicians will let you two 322 00:12:28,858 --> 00:12:30,544 play violin onstage. 323 00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,294 Oh. 324 00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:40,795 Actually, uh, I play guitar. 325 00:12:40,836 --> 00:12:43,670 - Yeah, you know, 'cause it spans - all ranges of music, 326 00:12:43,711 --> 00:12:45,878 From classical to jazz 327 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,045 to rock. 328 00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:48,379 - Ugh. 329 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:50,212 Rock music? 330 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,628 - Do not get us started 331 00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:55,003 on that three-chord trash. 332 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:56,379 - I have to go - to the restroom. 333 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,754 So does Kendall. 334 00:13:05,004 --> 00:13:06,213 - Ow. 335 00:13:06,254 --> 00:13:07,338 What was that for? 336 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,254 I'm trying to help you. 337 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,711 - Why don't you just pull - my wig off while you're at it? 338 00:13:11,712 --> 00:13:13,588 Do you know what my parents did 339 00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:15,879 - when they found out my brother - dyed his hair and played drums? 340 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,047 - They... 341 00:13:17,048 --> 00:13:18,213 Accepted his artistic integrity 342 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,464 and hugged him? 343 00:13:20,506 --> 00:13:21,631 Ow. 344 00:13:21,632 --> 00:13:23,046 - They sent him - to military school. 345 00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:24,297 And the guys are here. 346 00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:26,089 - Just Logan and Carlos. 347 00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:29,318 And James, 348 00:13:29,319 --> 00:13:31,214 the mustachioed waiter. 349 00:13:31,255 --> 00:13:32,506 - Hey, who's the... 350 00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:34,214 - shh. 351 00:13:34,255 --> 00:13:36,735 - Say one word, 352 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:39,215 and you die. 353 00:13:39,256 --> 00:13:40,964 - Oh, can I get more rolls? 354 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:49,214 - So does everybody know - what they're having. 355 00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:50,590 - Well, yeah, Camille, 356 00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,255 - you should have - the arrogant blowhard. 357 00:13:52,256 --> 00:13:53,756 Oh, wait, you already do. 358 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,048 - Ooh, where's 359 00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:56,298 the arrogant blowhard? 360 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,507 I must have the lunch menu. 361 00:13:58,549 --> 00:14:00,633 - Do you know what you want, - Logan? 362 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,757 - Or do you need more data - to order? 363 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:04,216 - Oh, here we go. 364 00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:05,383 - Oh, we're going. 365 00:14:05,424 --> 00:14:06,508 - Where is the 366 00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:07,591 arrogant blowhard? 367 00:14:07,592 --> 00:14:08,798 - Are we still talking - about food? 368 00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:10,757 All: Yes! 369 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:13,257 - So that's how I feel. 370 00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:14,923 - Now let's talk - about your feelings. 371 00:14:14,924 --> 00:14:17,216 - Or I could show you how I pop 372 00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:19,509 my shoulder out of its socket. 373 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,549 Check it out. 374 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,384 I just go like this. 375 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:23,675 And I just keep... 376 00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:25,029 - a Rose for ze lady, 377 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,342 messieurs. 378 00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:29,883 - You know what? 379 00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:31,841 - I'm not gonna pay $10 - for one Rose. 380 00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:35,675 No, thank you, messieurs. 381 00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,133 - Oui, oui, - yes, you do. 382 00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:38,592 - No, I'm not. 383 00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:39,634 - For ze lady. 384 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:40,675 - No, thank you. 385 00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:41,675 - Oui, messieurs. 386 00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:42,842 - I don't want it. 387 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,343 - Table three is complaining. 388 00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:45,967 - Buy ze Rose! 389 00:14:48,635 --> 00:14:50,426 - Unbelievable. 390 00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:52,260 - I mean, why would I pay $10 391 00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:54,051 for one Rose? 392 00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,094 - Because you bought me 393 00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:02,302 a whole bouquet. 394 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:03,698 Carlos, this is 395 00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:05,052 the most amazing date. 396 00:15:05,094 --> 00:15:06,760 - Yes, it is. 397 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:09,052 You're welcome. 398 00:15:12,968 --> 00:15:14,636 - Messieurs, your waiter. 399 00:15:14,677 --> 00:15:16,802 - Finally. 400 00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:18,302 - May I take your order, - messieurs? 401 00:15:18,303 --> 00:15:19,408 - I would like 402 00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:20,512 the trout almondine 403 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,969 with asparagus. 404 00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:24,199 - Trout almondine, 405 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,387 table 12. 406 00:15:25,428 --> 00:15:26,969 - Oh. 407 00:15:31,678 --> 00:15:32,887 - The service here 408 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,095 is a little slow. 409 00:15:34,096 --> 00:15:35,177 Oh, uh, waiter? 410 00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:36,553 - Oui, oui. 411 00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:39,616 - Uh, so what should we get 412 00:15:39,618 --> 00:15:41,096 for dessert? 413 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,187 - What now? 414 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,428 - Your wig's falling down. 415 00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:44,428 I see streaks. 416 00:15:44,429 --> 00:15:46,137 Fix it. 417 00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:47,553 - Okay, take it... - Oh, no, you hold... 418 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:48,604 Shh, shh, shh. 419 00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:52,826 - It all looks so good. - It's so hard to choose. 420 00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:55,346 - I got it. I got it. - I got it. 421 00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:56,428 All right, here we go. 422 00:15:56,429 --> 00:15:57,428 Okay, we got it. 423 00:15:57,429 --> 00:15:58,596 - All right, we're good. 424 00:15:58,597 --> 00:15:59,679 Let's just skip dessert 425 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,555 because I am so full. 426 00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:03,680 - We haven't ordered dinner yet. 427 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,389 - Uh, check, please. 428 00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:15,680 - Mmm. 429 00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,013 Who else is living dining 430 00:16:17,014 --> 00:16:18,305 with me and eating toast? 431 00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:19,597 - I love toast, 432 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:20,847 but recent data states 433 00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:22,555 - that you should only eat it - two days a week. 434 00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:24,006 - What? - That's ridiculous. 435 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,390 If you like something, 436 00:16:25,391 --> 00:16:26,763 - you should enjoy it - anytime you want. 437 00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:28,390 - Ha! 438 00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:30,472 - So you're saying - that recent data is wrong? 439 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:33,098 - Ooh, what I'm saying is... 440 00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:34,515 You're on a date with him? 441 00:16:34,516 --> 00:16:36,180 - You realize you're dating - yourself, right? 442 00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:37,640 Both: No, we're not. 443 00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:40,223 Wait. 444 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,474 Oh. 445 00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:44,098 - Hey, so you know - what's really great 446 00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:44,931 To do on fancy dates? 447 00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:46,140 - What? 448 00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:50,265 - Two spoons. 449 00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:53,182 Oh! Ze souffle. 450 00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:54,662 - Carlos, how did you know 451 00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,099 I love souffles? 452 00:16:58,723 --> 00:17:00,057 - Oh. 453 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:04,183 No ice cream? 454 00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,392 - A la mode! 455 00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:10,475 - The things I do 456 00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:12,058 for these idiots. 457 00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:13,140 - Ah! 458 00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:14,724 Splat! 459 00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,100 Pfff! 460 00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,600 - James? 461 00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:22,267 - Oui. 462 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,684 Hey, guys. 463 00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:25,017 What's going on? 464 00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,101 - You know exactly 465 00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:27,152 what's going on. 466 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,892 - I told you that I didn't need - any help on my date, 467 00:17:29,893 --> 00:17:30,974 And you didn't believe me. 468 00:17:30,975 --> 00:17:32,080 - Arm wrestling? 469 00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:33,184 Seriously, dude? 470 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,975 I should still be playing dumb. 471 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:37,276 - Oh, come here. 472 00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:39,017 - Oh! 473 00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:40,058 - Who wants dessert? 474 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,142 - Ah! 475 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,477 No, no, no, no! 476 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,623 - I had a great time 477 00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:44,726 on this double date. 478 00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,038 - No, no, no! - Watch out! 479 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:50,059 - Do recent studies show - that opposites attract? 480 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,394 - Don't know, - don't care. 481 00:17:53,018 --> 00:17:54,810 - Are you okay with this? 482 00:17:54,851 --> 00:17:57,393 - Recent data reveals four 483 00:17:57,394 --> 00:17:59,935 out of five first dates end in 484 00:17:54,851 --> 00:17:59,935 failure. 485 00:17:59,976 --> 00:18:01,026 - Oh, no, no, no! 486 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,602 - Whoa! Whoa! - Watch out! 487 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,685 - That's it! 488 00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:04,685 Worst meal ever! 489 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:05,936 - Oh, but messieurs, 490 00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,935 - you haven't seen - the dessert cart yet. 491 00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:09,186 Ah, here it comes. 492 00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,278 - Oh! Oh! 493 00:18:10,311 --> 00:18:11,361 - Yeah, that's James. 494 00:18:19,061 --> 00:18:20,395 - Oh! Oh! Oh! 495 00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:23,019 Who! Whoa! 496 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,895 - Kendall, you saved my wig. 497 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,937 - Yeah. 498 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,270 - I'm not kissing you. 499 00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:33,062 - I know that. 500 00:18:34,396 --> 00:18:35,446 - Oh. 501 00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:36,604 - Lucille. 502 00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:38,187 - Your hair. 503 00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:41,894 - Uh, Mr. - And Mrs. Lucy's parents, 504 00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:43,770 It's not what you think. 505 00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:45,417 - I think you don't attend 506 00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:47,021 a conservatory at all. 507 00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:49,105 And neither does he. 508 00:18:49,106 --> 00:18:50,853 - Wow. It's exactly - what you think. 509 00:18:50,854 --> 00:18:54,188 - Mom, dad... 510 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,563 I'm out here writing songs 511 00:18:55,564 --> 00:18:56,812 and trying to be a rock star. 512 00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:58,605 - Oh, Lucy. 513 00:18:58,647 --> 00:19:00,688 We are so disappointed. 514 00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:01,938 - No, no, no, no. 515 00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:03,688 You should be proud of her. 516 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,272 She is... 517 00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:08,022 An amazing musician. 518 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,272 In fat, um... 519 00:19:10,314 --> 00:19:11,648 We can prove it to you. 520 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,398 Right now. 521 00:19:13,439 --> 00:19:14,897 - We can? 522 00:19:14,939 --> 00:19:17,377 - Yes, as long as I get 523 00:19:17,378 --> 00:19:19,814 something to eat afterwards. 524 00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:22,127 - ? I don't know why 525 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,398 you always get so insecure ? 526 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,836 ? I wish you could see 527 00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:27,232 what I see ? 528 00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:28,378 ? when you're looking 529 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,482 in the mirror ? 530 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,586 ? that to me you 531 00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:36,731 get more beautiful ? 532 00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:40,315 - ? when you're looking 533 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:41,649 at the magazines ? 534 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,815 And thinking that 535 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,941 you'll never measure up ? 536 00:19:59,149 --> 00:20:01,483 That it hurts ? 537 00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:02,733 ? it's what underneath 538 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:03,941 the skin ? 539 00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:05,317 ? the beauty 540 00:20:05,318 --> 00:20:06,651 that shines within ? 541 00:20:06,692 --> 00:20:08,547 ? you're the only one 542 00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:10,401 that rocks my world ? 543 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:20,484 - ? You've got a heart 544 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,609 of gold ? 545 00:20:24,443 --> 00:20:26,089 - ? wish you would stop 546 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,734 being so hard on yourself ? 547 00:20:54,611 --> 00:20:56,569 - So I can stay? 548 00:20:56,611 --> 00:20:58,298 - Well, at least 549 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,985 it's a string instrument. 550 00:21:03,444 --> 00:21:05,090 - Now, can you put 551 00:21:05,092 --> 00:21:06,736 the wig back on? 552 00:21:06,778 --> 00:21:08,153 - Please. 553 00:21:08,154 --> 00:21:09,860 - You were the best one - out there. 554 00:21:09,861 --> 00:21:12,112 And this was the best date ever. 555 00:21:12,153 --> 00:21:13,904 - That's because I got 556 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,654 the best bud ever. 557 00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:17,612 - I know. 558 00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:20,985 - Why do you think - we break up so much? 559 00:21:20,986 --> 00:21:22,216 - Probably because we 560 00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:23,445 like making up so much. 561 00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:28,071 - Huh. 562 00:21:28,113 --> 00:21:29,176 My blood pressure 563 00:21:29,177 --> 00:21:30,238 is perfectly normal. 564 00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:32,259 Turns out I didn't need 565 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,238 to spend quality time away from 566 00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:34,238 my dogs. 567 00:21:34,239 --> 00:21:35,759 I needed to spend quality time 568 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,238 with my dogs. 569 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,530 - The check, messieurs. 570 00:21:38,571 --> 00:21:40,571 - Ah, thank you, messieurs. 571 00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:45,821 - Oh, no, no, no. 572 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,947 - ? Step it up, - get in gear ? 573 00:21:56,988 --> 00:21:58,863 - ? go for broke, - make it clear ? 574 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,738 - ? make it work, - get it right ? 575 00:22:26,824 --> 00:22:28,782 ? Go and make your luck 576 00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:30,740 with the life you choose ? 577 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,658 ? if you want it all, 578 00:22:32,659 --> 00:22:34,533 lay it on the line ? 579 00:22:34,574 --> 00:22:36,699 ? it's the only life you got 580 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,824 so you got to live it big time ? 581 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:43,424 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35864

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