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- Ah, well,
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btr's whirlwind world tour
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is officially over.
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- And now it's back
- to the palmwoods,
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- Where the new kids
- have moved in,
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- And none of them
- will know us.
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- Which means
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we have to reestablish
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our big time pool, lobby,
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and hallway cred
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all over again.
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- I hate reestablishing cred.
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- Hey.
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After four continents
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and our hotel rooms
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- being broken into 19 times,
- I'm looking forward to a little
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"nobody knows us
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at the palmwoods" relaxing time.
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- All:
- Welcome back!
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[Noisemakers rattling,
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[horns blowing]
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- Huh, maybe things
- will be different this season.
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- And here's big time rush.
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Now would be a good time to use
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your complimentary scissors
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to get some souvenir hair.
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- All:
- Very different.
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- As you can see,
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they are very fast.
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- ? Make it count,
- play it straight ?
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- ? don't look back,
- don't hesitate ?
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- ? what you want,
- what you feel ?
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- ? never quit
- and make it real ?
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? If you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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- Keep going! Go!
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- Just a second,
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and let me, uh,
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just back the vehicle up, and
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we'll continue on with the big
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time experience.
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- What is going on
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around here?
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- One, you're famous now.
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And two, I'm jealous
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that bitters thought of the big
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time experience before I did.
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- And three, welcome-home hug!
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- And Camille will be crashing
- down the door any second
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For her welcome-home tackle.
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And this year,
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I'm gonna let her.
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- Wait. So you want to go out
- with Camille again?
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- Yup.
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- But I'm going to let her
- make the first move,
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Thus protecting myself
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from the dating disadvantage
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of being the pursuer
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instead of the pursuee.
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It's love science.
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- It's something.
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- Huh.
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Well, she must have forgot
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what time we were arriving.
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- So a little knock on the door
- might help remind her.
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- But if you knock
- on her door,
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Isn't that you
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making the first move?
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- Don't question love science.
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- And there's Logan now.
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- Speaking of love,
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now that btr is famous
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and has a top ten hit,
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- the jennifers
- will totally date me.
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- Isn't that kind of shallow?
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- Yeah.
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Bye!
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- Huh.
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With Carlos pursuing
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the jens,
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that leaves me with sole dibs
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on the love of my life:
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Lucy.
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- Lucy is the love of your life?
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- Well, she's smart and hot,
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so yeah.
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- What would you say
- if I told you
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That she winked at me
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before we left for tour,
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you know, when we sang
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by the pool?
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- I would say she probably
- had something in her eye
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And didn't wink at you.
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- Okay, sweetie, let's go.
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- But I think
- they're gonna fight.
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- All I'm saying is,
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is that she winked at me.
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- And all I'm saying
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is that you should follow
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the rule of dibs,
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- which states
- that the first person
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To utter the word "dibs"
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has proprietary claim
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on all
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car seating, remote controls,
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- found money, tasty snack food,
- and girls.
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- W...
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- any violation of said rule
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will result in the violator
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having to run one half mile
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through a crowded public area
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in his underwear.
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Anything else?
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I didn't think so.
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- Whoa, whoa,
- wait a minute!
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- Wait!
- Hey, where are you taking me?
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Hey, help me!
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Okay, what...
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Where are you taking me?
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- Hello, Carlos.
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Welcome back.
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- Griffin?
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- You could have just called,
- you know.
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- No, I always prefer
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to do business face-to-face
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with sacks.
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- Okay, well,
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it was great to see you.
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But I need to return to...
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- what up, yo?
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It's jojo on the radio,
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and tomorrow, big time rush
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- is gonna be here live
- to debut their new single.
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- Sweet.
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- Even sweeter, Gustavo and I
- have decided to let you
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Pick which big time song
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jojo plays.
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- Great, um, okay.
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I-I pick, uh...
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- love me, love me,
- I agree.
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Let's go tell Gustavo.
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- Wait.
- I thought that I was gonna pick.
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- You are,
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- as long as it's
- love me, love me.
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- But if you knock
- on her door,
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- Isn't that you
- making the first move?
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- Jimbo, what's up?
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It's so good to be back.
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Big time rush is back.
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Whoo!
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- I'm calling the cops.
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- What?
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- Logan?
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- Hello, Camille.
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- So you guys got back today.
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- Yeah, got back today.
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- Let me just say
- it is so good to be back.
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- Great.
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- Great.
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Great, great.
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Well, I should be going.
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- Okay.
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- See you around.
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- Okay, I'll see you around.
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- I really want to tackle him.
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- No.
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- Logan has to make the first move
- this time.
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You always make the first move,
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and what's it gotten you?
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- An on-again, off-again romance
- filled with question marks
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And no commitment.
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- Just trust me.
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It's love science.
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- Oh, hey,
- I'll be on channel four
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- If you have any more
- man or bathroom problems
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Or man-in-the-bathroom problems.
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- Lucy.
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- Do you know
- what I was thinking about
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All tour long,
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- besides,
- "does this have nuts in it?"
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You.
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- Say no more.
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Close your eyes.
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- Both:
- Oh!
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- So how was your tour?
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- Maybe you should ask James
- about that.
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- I would,
- but he's crushing on me again,
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- And you're not crushing on me,
- which means we can have,
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- You know,
- an intelligent conversation.
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- Yeah, can't do that right now.
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- Why not?
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- Because then I'd have to run
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- a half mile through a crowd
- in my underwear.
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Oh, my god, you're serious.
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Why are you all so weird?
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- And on your right,
- a possible future love interest
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For Kendall and/or James.
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- Carlos, I was just
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gonna call you.
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- Griffin and I always argue
- over which new song to release,
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So we've decided
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to let you pick it.
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- Because you are
- the most honest person we know.
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- I'm not always honest.
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- See?
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- Now, Griffin wants
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love me, love me,
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- but I think our new hit song
- should be elevate.
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- I like love me, love me.
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- No, you don't.
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- Yes, I do.
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- Yes, I do.
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- Why?
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- Because love me, love me
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connects to today's 12-...
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- To 21-year-olds who possess
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the most disposable cash,
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thus selling more
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big time rush merchandise.
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- Both:
- What's going on here?
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- Love me, love me
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is our next big time hit.
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- Uh, no.
- Elevate is.
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- Love me, love me.
- Elevate.
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- Love me, love me.
- Elevate!
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- Hey, hey.
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- Doesn't anybody want to know
- what I think
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The next hit should be?
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- Both:
- No!
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- Now.
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- Just make the first move.
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- Katie, you know nothing
- of teen love.
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- Now, Camille's
- coming to the pool
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To read some scripts,
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- but instead,
- she's gonna be tackling me.
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- He's glowing.
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- You can't make
- the first move.
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- But he's glowing.
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- Shield your eyes
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and get out of there.
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Run.
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- Camille just walkie-talkie'd
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to someone and then left.
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- Someone told her to leave me?
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I just want to be tackled.
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- Okay, everyone,
- now would be a great time
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- To get out
- and tackle glowing Logan.
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- You saw me talk to her.
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- Yeah, I did.
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Now run in your underwear.
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- No.
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Because she bumped into me.
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- Did we kiss?
- No.
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And maybe the rule of dibs
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is stupid.
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Without rules like dibs,
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there's only chaos,
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total girl chaos,
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which sounds good
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but isn't.
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How would you like it
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if I...
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UN-dib-ified
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- the fruit pie, cupcake,
- mini doughnuts,
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And pinkie puffs that Carlos,
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Logan, and me, and, oh, you
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- called dibs on
- in the seventh grade?
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- You put those down.
- Those are mine.
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- Oh, I'll stay away
- from your pinkie puffs,
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- And you stay away
- from my Lucy.
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- Fine, I'll stay away.
276
00:10:40,587 --> 00:10:41,670
Don't talk to me.
277
00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,524
- So you can't talk to me
278
00:10:44,525 --> 00:10:45,753
anymore?
279
00:10:45,754 --> 00:10:47,877
- You're some big star now
- who doesn't have any time
280
00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:49,002
For his friends?
281
00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:53,169
- James has dibs on you.
282
00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,355
That's why I can't talk
283
00:10:54,356 --> 00:10:55,500
or hang out with you.
284
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,209
- James has dibs on me?
285
00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:58,301
- Shh!
286
00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,875
- So big time rush
287
00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:01,708
just picks out a girl
288
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,980
- and decides who they can
- and cannot date?
289
00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:05,498
- Yeah.
290
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,956
- But it's rules
- that prevent total girl chaos,
291
00:11:07,957 --> 00:11:09,707
- Which sounds good,
- but it isn't.
292
00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:11,457
- What if I called dibs
293
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,165
on you, huh?
294
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,455
- Well, I guess
- we never really thought...
295
00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:16,663
- hey, everybody.
296
00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:19,455
Dibs on Kendall.
297
00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:20,704
And no girl can talk to
298
00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:21,912
or look at him.
299
00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,246
Mwah!
300
00:11:25,287 --> 00:11:27,162
- What do you got to say
- about that?
301
00:11:31,077 --> 00:11:32,640
- Do you mind
302
00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:34,202
holding my pants?
303
00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:37,743
- Stop it! Stop it!
304
00:11:37,744 --> 00:11:39,783
- Yes, on bitters'
- big time experience,
305
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,116
You see your favorite stars
306
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,047
- like you've never
- seen them before.
307
00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,116
- Jojo on the radio here.
308
00:11:47,117 --> 00:11:48,865
- And remember, tomorrow,
- big time rush.
309
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,554
They're gonna be here live
310
00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,240
to play their new single.
311
00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:54,615
- So what's that song
312
00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:56,948
gonna be, Carlos?
313
00:11:56,989 --> 00:11:58,156
- Well, if it wasn't
314
00:11:58,157 --> 00:11:59,322
for Gustavo,
315
00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:00,655
I'd still be in Minnesota
316
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:01,946
shoveling driveways.
317
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,863
- You're darn right you would.
318
00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:05,954
- But I love the pony
- that Griffin got me.
319
00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:09,986
- And there's more ponies
- where that came from.
320
00:12:09,987 --> 00:12:11,028
- Not fair.
321
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:11,943
- You're trying
- to buy Carlos' vote.
322
00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:12,943
- Wrong.
323
00:12:12,944 --> 00:12:14,318
I'm simply doing business,
324
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,694
with ponies.
325
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,652
Now, what song's it going to be?
326
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,027
Love me, love me?
327
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,034
- Or elevate?
328
00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:35,898
- Wildfire, away!
329
00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:42,002
- For the last time,
330
00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:44,106
I don't want to date Lucy.
331
00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:46,137
- But Lucy thinks
- we should take girls
332
00:12:46,147 --> 00:12:47,376
Off the dibs rule,
333
00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:48,603
and maybe she's right.
334
00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:49,979
- Oh, yeah, then you can go
335
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,312
tell her how amazing she is
336
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,403
to win her love.
337
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,644
- Plus, you need
- all four members present
338
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,477
To remove a dib-ulation.
339
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,103
- He's right.
340
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,018
- I was there when you signed
- that stupid thing.
341
00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,206
- As you can see,
342
00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:03,393
Kendall and James
343
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,642
are fighting over a girl.
344
00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:08,059
And if you'll all look left,
345
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,996
this is the time
346
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,891
mom usually exits the bathroom.
347
00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:14,391
- Bitters!
348
00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:15,806
- And this
- is the part of the tour
349
00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:16,931
Where we leave very quickly.
350
00:13:16,932 --> 00:13:17,982
Go!
351
00:13:20,431 --> 00:13:21,848
- Katie, let's go.
352
00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,306
- No, I don't understand
353
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,723
teen love, remember?
354
00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,470
- We have to find out
- who's coaching Camille
355
00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,263
- And meddling
- with my love science.
356
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,138
- Now, grab a measuring cup,
- and let's go.
357
00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,929
- No.
358
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,970
- Could I trouble you
- for a cup of sugar?
359
00:13:33,971 --> 00:13:35,263
- Okay.
360
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,220
Sure.
361
00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:40,136
Oh, hello.
362
00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,176
What's going on?
363
00:13:41,177 --> 00:13:42,427
- Logan.
364
00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,011
What are you doing?
365
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,282
- Oh, you know,
- probably just gonna tackle
366
00:13:46,282 --> 00:13:47,591
Some chores around the crib,
367
00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:49,509
maybe play some tackle football,
368
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,508
- and then after that,
- maybe do some fishing...
369
00:13:51,508 --> 00:13:54,009
With a tackle box.
370
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:55,216
Well, I'll see you guys later.
371
00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,590
Tackle.
372
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,091
- You know what?
373
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,590
Forget about the sugar.
374
00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:06,132
- I'm telling you,
- he's too cute.
375
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,797
I don't know how much more
376
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,422
of this I can take.
377
00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:10,735
- Think about boogers
378
00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,005
hanging out of his nose
379
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,442
and kind of dangling
380
00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:14,838
in the wind.
381
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,338
- Buddha Bob is stopping
382
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:17,795
her tackles of love?
383
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:20,004
Well, not for long!
384
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,335
- Hey.
385
00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:25,585
Hello.
386
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,333
Will you please UN-dibs me?
387
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,040
- No girls at the palmwoods
- will even look or talk to me.
388
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,770
- Do you know what the term
389
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,498
"dibs" stands for?
390
00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:44,956
"Dealer identification book,"
391
00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:46,999
- as in, farmers
- would put a chalk Mark
392
00:14:47,039 --> 00:14:48,102
On the back of cows
393
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,164
that were for sale.
394
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,622
Am I a cow to you?
395
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:53,123
- You're not a cow.
396
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:54,454
You're great.
397
00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:55,829
- And you're an awesome
- guitar player.
398
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,122
And you speak your mind.
399
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,370
- Heck, yeah, I do.
400
00:14:58,412 --> 00:14:59,600
- And you're
401
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:00,787
kind of mysterious.
402
00:15:00,829 --> 00:15:02,954
- Oh, I'm very mysterious.
403
00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:04,912
- And you're a good
404
00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:06,828
cheek kisser.
405
00:15:11,351 --> 00:15:14,534
- Do you need me
- to hold your pants?
406
00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:16,993
- Yeah.
407
00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:20,658
- This is unbelievable.
408
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,324
- Mr. Bitters.
409
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,698
- I would like to talk to you
- about your little tour.
410
00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:29,199
- Of course.
411
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,738
- Now, tour, at this moment,
- I'd like you all
412
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:33,322
- To hold on to the hand railings,
- because...
413
00:15:35,613 --> 00:15:37,321
- We're not done here.
414
00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:42,196
- Why are you telling Camille
- to avoid me?
415
00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,570
Huh?
416
00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:46,071
I want some answers now.
417
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,611
- Well, clearly,
- you have commitment issues,
418
00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:50,360
- And you'll never
- be a steady boyfriend
419
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,026
- Till you conquer
- your insecurities
420
00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,318
And your fear of rejection.
421
00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:57,110
- Not those answers.
422
00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:58,859
- Logan?
423
00:15:58,901 --> 00:15:59,951
Is that true?
424
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:05,482
- What's true is, every time
- I come back from a long trip,
425
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:06,649
You tackle me,
426
00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:09,482
and this time, you didn't.
427
00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:11,462
- That's because this time,
428
00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:13,398
I want things to be different.
429
00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:17,772
- Why don't you just tackle
- each other at the same time?
430
00:16:17,772 --> 00:16:19,210
That way, you both
431
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,647
make the first move.
432
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,160
- Tackle each other
- at the same time?
433
00:16:24,161 --> 00:16:26,353
- Katie, you've proved
- once again
434
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,624
That you know nothing
435
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,895
of teen love.
436
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,853
- That's not a terrible idea.
437
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:52,307
- Whoa!
438
00:16:52,348 --> 00:16:53,932
- Ouch, ah.
439
00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,346
- He's right.
440
00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:01,973
I do not get teen love.
441
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,063
- Mm.
442
00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:05,554
- Hey, guys.
443
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:11,679
- Well, if it isn't
444
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,179
the dib-sy twins.
445
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,678
- Go on.
446
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:16,178
Ask her.
447
00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:18,052
- Because I am done
- running 95% naked
448
00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:19,192
Through the palmwoods.
449
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,760
- Lucy, I have been thinking
450
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,259
a lot about you
451
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,009
and was wondering if you
452
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,717
would like to go on a date
453
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,424
with me.
454
00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:35,341
- You're really sweet, James.
455
00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,548
But it's like I said before.
456
00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,006
- I got out
- of a messy relationship,
457
00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,672
- And I'm just not ready
- for another one.
458
00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,215
- So it's not a no.
459
00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:44,547
- Oh, it's a no.
460
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,609
- Right, because
461
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,660
you like Kendall,
462
00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,754
- and you winked at him
- before we left for the tour.
463
00:17:48,754 --> 00:17:50,504
- I never winked at Kendall.
464
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:53,004
- Uh, yeah, you did.
465
00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:54,109
- I might have had
466
00:17:54,109 --> 00:17:55,170
some dust in my eye,
467
00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:57,544
but I never winked at you.
468
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,024
- So you don't want to go out
469
00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:00,460
with Kendall either?
470
00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:02,086
- Let's just say...
471
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,709
Kendall's undibbed.
472
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,466
- Well, glad
- there's no more confusion.
473
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,457
- Is it dusty out here?
474
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,549
- No.
475
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,956
Help us.
476
00:18:26,997 --> 00:18:28,122
- Camille and I
477
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:29,247
are dating again.
478
00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:31,622
- And Gustavo and Griffin
- are gonna kill me
479
00:18:31,622 --> 00:18:33,162
- If I don't pick
- their favorite song
480
00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:34,579
To play for jojo on the radio.
481
00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,829
- That's simple.
482
00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:36,870
Just pick the song
483
00:18:36,871 --> 00:18:37,911
you want to play.
484
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,703
- Oh, yeah, I would love to.
485
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,328
How does that solve
486
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,577
the "kill me" part?
487
00:18:43,619 --> 00:18:45,249
- Both:
- We bring hockey sticks.
488
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,825
- Good morning, L.A.
489
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:49,867
What up?
490
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,451
It's jojo on the radio
491
00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:53,491
- in the studio with Kendall,
- Logan, James, and Carlos.
492
00:18:53,492 --> 00:18:55,076
Carlos, I understand you have
493
00:18:55,077 --> 00:18:56,659
btr's next hit single with you.
494
00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:00,407
- I got to be honest, jojo.
495
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,700
It's my favorite song
496
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,949
on the album.
497
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,989
- Which is love me, love me.
- Which is elevate.
498
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,490
- Love me, love me.
- Elevate.
499
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,905
- Love me, love me!
500
00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:09,280
- Elevate!
501
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,948
- Well, let's hear this thing.
502
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,400
- ? I can feel it
- in the air ?
503
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,921
? I don't really care
504
00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:44,774
if it's wrong or right ?
505
00:19:44,815 --> 00:19:46,586
? pedal to the metal,
506
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,357
baby, hold me tight ?
507
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,627
- ? anything you want,
- I can get that, girl ?
508
00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:53,815
- ? everybody knows
509
00:19:53,815 --> 00:19:55,647
that I want you ?
510
00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:57,772
? if you want me,
511
00:19:57,773 --> 00:19:59,855
baby, show me ?
512
00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:01,229
? roll the windows down,
513
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,562
let your hair flow ?
514
00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:05,874
? tonight-night-night-
515
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,228
night-night-night ?
516
00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:16,026
- ? When I'm rollin'
- through your town ?
517
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,413
? It's on,
518
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:26,974
on, on, on, on and on ?
519
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,481
- ? When I'm rollin'
- through your town ?
520
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,512
- I got to say, guys.
521
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:44,096
I like that song.
522
00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:46,097
I predict that is the next
523
00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,054
big time hit right there.
524
00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:49,470
- Ah.
525
00:20:49,471 --> 00:20:51,260
- That's it
- for the jojo on the radio show.
526
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,384
- Special guests big time rush,
- thank you guys for hanging out.
527
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,509
- Thank you for having us.
528
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,718
- Now let's go back
- to the palmwoods
529
00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:57,468
So we can wrap up their show.
530
00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:01,718
- Now that we're all assembled
531
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,341
- and have agreed
- that dibs on girls
532
00:21:03,342 --> 00:21:05,092
Creates total girl chaos
533
00:21:05,134 --> 00:21:06,592
rather than preventing it...
534
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,466
- Girls are hereby removed
535
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,299
from the rule of dibs.
536
00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:11,391
- Both:
- Agreed.
537
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,632
- And now let's celebrate
538
00:21:17,632 --> 00:21:19,339
this historic occasion
539
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,943
by feasting on the snack cakes
540
00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:22,505
that we've coveted and dibbed
541
00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:25,005
for almost six years.
542
00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:26,630
- Go!
543
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,212
- You guys know you're eating
544
00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:33,337
- all the wrong snack cakes,
- right?
545
00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:34,857
Kendall dibbed the fruit pie;
546
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,336
James, the cupcakes;
547
00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:38,753
Carlos, the pinkie puffs;
548
00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:41,127
and Logan, the mini doughnuts.
549
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,710
- Okay, when we
550
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get back to the crib,
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- let's just get rid
- of the rule of dibs altogether.
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- Take your pictures now, 'cause
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I think this is bitters' last
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big time experience!
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- Bitters!
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- ? Step it up,
- get in gear ?
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- ? go for broke,
- make it clear ?
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- ? make it work,
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get it right ?
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? Go and make your luck
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with the life you choose ?
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? if you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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