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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:14,125 - Ah, well, 2 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:16,125 btr's whirlwind world tour 3 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:18,082 is officially over. 4 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:19,415 - And now it's back - to the palmwoods, 5 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:21,081 - Where the new kids - have moved in, 6 00:00:21,081 --> 00:00:22,205 - And none of them - will know us. 7 00:00:22,206 --> 00:00:23,602 - Which means 8 00:00:23,603 --> 00:00:24,998 we have to reestablish 9 00:00:25,038 --> 00:00:26,809 our big time pool, lobby, 10 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:28,580 and hallway cred 11 00:00:28,621 --> 00:00:30,205 all over again. 12 00:00:30,246 --> 00:00:31,787 - I hate reestablishing cred. 13 00:00:31,829 --> 00:00:33,454 - Hey. 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:34,579 After four continents 15 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:35,662 and our hotel rooms 16 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:38,618 - being broken into 19 times, - I'm looking forward to a little 17 00:00:38,619 --> 00:00:40,474 "nobody knows us 18 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,327 at the palmwoods" relaxing time. 19 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,369 - All: - Welcome back! 20 00:00:48,118 --> 00:00:49,389 [Noisemakers rattling, 21 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:50,659 [horns blowing] 22 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,290 - Huh, maybe things - will be different this season. 23 00:00:53,992 --> 00:00:55,658 - And here's big time rush. 24 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,263 Now would be a good time to use 25 00:00:57,263 --> 00:00:58,824 your complimentary scissors 26 00:00:58,866 --> 00:01:00,241 to get some souvenir hair. 27 00:01:00,283 --> 00:01:02,199 - All: - Very different. 28 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:08,718 - As you can see, 29 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,239 they are very fast. 30 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,071 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 31 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:14,001 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 32 00:01:18,237 --> 00:01:20,028 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 33 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:21,778 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 34 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,669 ? If you want it all, 35 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:49,440 lay it on the line ? 36 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,439 ? it's the only life you got 37 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,398 so you got to live it big time ? 38 00:01:57,021 --> 00:01:58,729 - Keep going! Go! 39 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,916 - Just a second, 40 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:03,967 and let me, uh, 41 00:02:03,978 --> 00:02:05,832 just back the vehicle up, and 42 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,686 we'll continue on with the big 43 00:02:03,978 --> 00:02:07,686 time experience. 44 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,186 - What is going on 45 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:10,643 around here? 46 00:02:10,685 --> 00:02:12,852 - One, you're famous now. 47 00:02:12,893 --> 00:02:14,810 And two, I'm jealous 48 00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:16,725 that bitters thought of the big 49 00:02:12,893 --> 00:02:16,726 time experience before I did. 50 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:19,434 - And three, welcome-home hug! 51 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:24,974 - And Camille will be crashing - down the door any second 52 00:02:24,974 --> 00:02:27,349 For her welcome-home tackle. 53 00:02:27,391 --> 00:02:28,453 And this year, 54 00:02:28,454 --> 00:02:29,515 I'm gonna let her. 55 00:02:29,515 --> 00:02:31,264 - Wait. So you want to go out - with Camille again? 56 00:02:31,265 --> 00:02:32,681 - Yup. 57 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:34,847 - But I'm going to let her - make the first move, 58 00:02:34,847 --> 00:02:36,243 Thus protecting myself 59 00:02:36,244 --> 00:02:37,679 from the dating disadvantage 60 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,389 of being the pursuer 61 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:41,097 instead of the pursuee. 62 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:42,595 It's love science. 63 00:02:42,637 --> 00:02:43,846 - It's something. 64 00:02:51,552 --> 00:02:53,052 - Huh. 65 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:54,427 Well, she must have forgot 66 00:02:54,428 --> 00:02:55,760 what time we were arriving. 67 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,883 - So a little knock on the door - might help remind her. 68 00:02:57,884 --> 00:02:59,454 - But if you knock - on her door, 69 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:00,822 Isn't that you 70 00:03:00,822 --> 00:03:02,175 making the first move? 71 00:03:02,217 --> 00:03:04,675 - Don't question love science. 72 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:11,924 - And there's Logan now. 73 00:03:13,589 --> 00:03:14,735 - Speaking of love, 74 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,881 now that btr is famous 75 00:03:15,923 --> 00:03:17,298 and has a top ten hit, 76 00:03:17,339 --> 00:03:19,339 - the jennifers - will totally date me. 77 00:03:19,381 --> 00:03:21,172 - Isn't that kind of shallow? 78 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:22,547 - Yeah. 79 00:03:22,587 --> 00:03:24,171 Bye! 80 00:03:24,213 --> 00:03:25,296 - Huh. 81 00:03:25,297 --> 00:03:26,400 With Carlos pursuing 82 00:03:26,401 --> 00:03:27,462 the jens, 83 00:03:27,503 --> 00:03:29,170 that leaves me with sole dibs 84 00:03:29,212 --> 00:03:30,670 on the love of my life: 85 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,920 Lucy. 86 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,002 - Lucy is the love of your life? 87 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:35,898 - Well, she's smart and hot, 88 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:37,752 so yeah. 89 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:39,584 - What would you say - if I told you 90 00:03:39,626 --> 00:03:41,064 That she winked at me 91 00:03:41,065 --> 00:03:42,501 before we left for tour, 92 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:43,605 you know, when we sang 93 00:03:43,606 --> 00:03:44,667 by the pool? 94 00:03:44,668 --> 00:03:47,083 - I would say she probably - had something in her eye 95 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:50,084 And didn't wink at you. 96 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,499 - Okay, sweetie, let's go. 97 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:53,291 - But I think - they're gonna fight. 98 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,582 - All I'm saying is, 99 00:03:59,582 --> 00:04:01,622 is that she winked at me. 100 00:04:01,664 --> 00:04:02,977 - And all I'm saying 101 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:04,288 is that you should follow 102 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:06,288 the rule of dibs, 103 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,829 - which states - that the first person 104 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,288 To utter the word "dibs" 105 00:04:09,288 --> 00:04:10,371 has proprietary claim 106 00:04:10,372 --> 00:04:11,422 on all 107 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:12,828 car seating, remote controls, 108 00:04:12,829 --> 00:04:15,453 - found money, tasty snack food, - and girls. 109 00:04:15,453 --> 00:04:16,493 - W... 110 00:04:16,494 --> 00:04:18,452 - any violation of said rule 111 00:04:18,493 --> 00:04:19,952 will result in the violator 112 00:04:19,953 --> 00:04:21,410 having to run one half mile 113 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:22,910 through a crowded public area 114 00:04:22,911 --> 00:04:24,369 in his underwear. 115 00:04:24,409 --> 00:04:26,034 Anything else? 116 00:04:26,076 --> 00:04:28,034 I didn't think so. 117 00:04:34,573 --> 00:04:36,366 - Whoa, whoa, - wait a minute! 118 00:04:36,407 --> 00:04:38,366 - Wait! - Hey, where are you taking me? 119 00:04:38,407 --> 00:04:39,457 Hey, help me! 120 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,989 Okay, what... 121 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,697 Where are you taking me? 122 00:04:44,738 --> 00:04:45,788 - Hello, Carlos. 123 00:04:45,822 --> 00:04:46,872 Welcome back. 124 00:04:46,905 --> 00:04:48,446 - Griffin? 125 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:50,113 - You could have just called, - you know. 126 00:04:50,113 --> 00:04:51,425 - No, I always prefer 127 00:04:51,426 --> 00:04:52,778 to do business face-to-face 128 00:04:52,779 --> 00:04:54,238 with sacks. 129 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:55,446 - Okay, well, 130 00:04:55,446 --> 00:04:56,611 it was great to see you. 131 00:04:56,612 --> 00:04:57,693 But I need to return to... 132 00:04:57,694 --> 00:04:59,237 - what up, yo? 133 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:00,737 It's jojo on the radio, 134 00:05:00,737 --> 00:05:02,194 and tomorrow, big time rush 135 00:05:02,195 --> 00:05:04,484 - is gonna be here live - to debut their new single. 136 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:05,985 - Sweet. 137 00:05:05,985 --> 00:05:08,317 - Even sweeter, Gustavo and I - have decided to let you 138 00:05:08,318 --> 00:05:09,860 Pick which big time song 139 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:11,401 jojo plays. 140 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,858 - Great, um, okay. 141 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,275 I-I pick, uh... 142 00:05:15,317 --> 00:05:16,942 - love me, love me, - I agree. 143 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:18,274 Let's go tell Gustavo. 144 00:05:18,316 --> 00:05:20,649 - Wait. - I thought that I was gonna pick. 145 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:21,898 - You are, 146 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,630 - as long as it's - love me, love me. 147 00:05:32,105 --> 00:05:33,675 - But if you knock - on her door, 148 00:05:33,687 --> 00:05:35,737 - Isn't that you - making the first move? 149 00:05:44,353 --> 00:05:46,144 - Jimbo, what's up? 150 00:05:46,186 --> 00:05:47,353 It's so good to be back. 151 00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:49,768 Big time rush is back. 152 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,060 Whoo! 153 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:52,810 - I'm calling the cops. 154 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:53,975 - What? 155 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:58,683 - Logan? 156 00:05:58,724 --> 00:05:59,774 - Hello, Camille. 157 00:06:02,723 --> 00:06:04,099 - So you guys got back today. 158 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:07,890 - Yeah, got back today. 159 00:06:07,931 --> 00:06:10,181 - Let me just say - it is so good to be back. 160 00:06:11,555 --> 00:06:13,889 - Great. 161 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:14,980 - Great. 162 00:06:15,013 --> 00:06:16,471 Great, great. 163 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:21,262 Well, I should be going. 164 00:06:21,304 --> 00:06:22,887 - Okay. 165 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:24,804 - See you around. 166 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:28,220 - Okay, I'll see you around. 167 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,344 - I really want to tackle him. 168 00:06:30,385 --> 00:06:31,760 - No. 169 00:06:31,761 --> 00:06:33,926 - Logan has to make the first move - this time. 170 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:35,426 You always make the first move, 171 00:06:35,427 --> 00:06:36,926 and what's it gotten you? 172 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:39,674 - An on-again, off-again romance - filled with question marks 173 00:06:39,674 --> 00:06:40,841 And no commitment. 174 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:41,924 - Just trust me. 175 00:06:41,925 --> 00:06:42,975 It's love science. 176 00:06:42,976 --> 00:06:44,715 - Oh, hey, - I'll be on channel four 177 00:06:44,715 --> 00:06:46,923 - If you have any more - man or bathroom problems 178 00:06:46,924 --> 00:06:48,664 Or man-in-the-bathroom problems. 179 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,090 - Lucy. 180 00:06:53,091 --> 00:06:54,546 - Do you know - what I was thinking about 181 00:06:54,546 --> 00:06:55,671 All tour long, 182 00:06:55,713 --> 00:06:58,172 - besides, - "does this have nuts in it?" 183 00:06:58,214 --> 00:06:59,630 You. 184 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,754 - Say no more. 185 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,171 Close your eyes. 186 00:07:13,127 --> 00:07:14,177 - Both: - Oh! 187 00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:17,376 - Hi. 188 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:18,709 - Hi. 189 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:24,583 - So how was your tour? 190 00:07:24,584 --> 00:07:26,624 - Maybe you should ask James - about that. 191 00:07:26,624 --> 00:07:28,539 - I would, - but he's crushing on me again, 192 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,873 - And you're not crushing on me, - which means we can have, 193 00:07:30,873 --> 00:07:33,539 - You know, - an intelligent conversation. 194 00:07:33,581 --> 00:07:35,831 - Yeah, can't do that right now. 195 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:36,955 - Why not? 196 00:07:36,997 --> 00:07:38,455 - Because then I'd have to run 197 00:07:38,497 --> 00:07:40,787 - a half mile through a crowd - in my underwear. 198 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:44,525 Oh, my god, you're serious. 199 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:48,120 Why are you all so weird? 200 00:07:48,121 --> 00:07:52,161 - And on your right, - a possible future love interest 201 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:54,535 For Kendall and/or James. 202 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:58,473 - Carlos, I was just 203 00:07:58,474 --> 00:08:00,077 gonna call you. 204 00:08:00,078 --> 00:08:02,909 - Griffin and I always argue - over which new song to release, 205 00:08:02,909 --> 00:08:04,347 So we've decided 206 00:08:04,348 --> 00:08:05,784 to let you pick it. 207 00:08:05,825 --> 00:08:08,575 - Because you are - the most honest person we know. 208 00:08:08,616 --> 00:08:09,866 - I'm not always honest. 209 00:08:09,908 --> 00:08:11,657 - See? 210 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,304 - Now, Griffin wants 211 00:08:13,304 --> 00:08:14,907 love me, love me, 212 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:17,031 - but I think our new hit song - should be elevate. 213 00:08:17,032 --> 00:08:18,114 - I like love me, love me. 214 00:08:18,114 --> 00:08:20,031 - No, you don't. 215 00:08:20,073 --> 00:08:22,655 - Yes, I do. 216 00:08:22,696 --> 00:08:25,780 - Yes, I do. 217 00:08:25,821 --> 00:08:27,030 - Why? 218 00:08:27,031 --> 00:08:28,237 - Because love me, love me 219 00:08:28,237 --> 00:08:30,112 connects to today's 12-... 220 00:08:30,154 --> 00:08:31,883 - To 21-year-olds who possess 221 00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:33,612 the most disposable cash, 222 00:08:33,652 --> 00:08:35,090 thus selling more 223 00:08:35,091 --> 00:08:36,527 big time rush merchandise. 224 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,818 - Both: - What's going on here? 225 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,192 - Love me, love me 226 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,525 is our next big time hit. 227 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,359 - Uh, no. - Elevate is. 228 00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:51,358 - Love me, love me. - Elevate. 229 00:08:51,359 --> 00:08:52,774 - Love me, love me. - Elevate! 230 00:08:52,775 --> 00:08:54,150 - Hey, hey. 231 00:08:54,191 --> 00:08:56,421 - Doesn't anybody want to know - what I think 232 00:08:56,422 --> 00:08:57,564 The next hit should be? 233 00:08:57,565 --> 00:08:58,774 - Both: - No! 234 00:09:01,106 --> 00:09:02,156 - Now. 235 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,480 - Just make the first move. 236 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,313 - Katie, you know nothing - of teen love. 237 00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:10,853 - Now, Camille's - coming to the pool 238 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,229 To read some scripts, 239 00:09:12,271 --> 00:09:14,441 - but instead, - she's gonna be tackling me. 240 00:09:25,851 --> 00:09:27,893 - He's glowing. 241 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,564 - You can't make - the first move. 242 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,558 - But he's glowing. 243 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,809 - Shield your eyes 244 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:35,017 and get out of there. 245 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:36,350 Run. 246 00:09:38,771 --> 00:09:41,890 - Camille just walkie-talkie'd 247 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:43,389 to someone and then left. 248 00:09:43,431 --> 00:09:45,598 - Someone told her to leave me? 249 00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,597 I just want to be tackled. 250 00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:50,846 - Okay, everyone, - now would be a great time 251 00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:52,846 - To get out - and tackle glowing Logan. 252 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:56,176 - You saw me talk to her. 253 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,262 - Yeah, I did. 254 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:58,845 Now run in your underwear. 255 00:09:58,887 --> 00:10:00,262 - No. 256 00:10:00,304 --> 00:10:02,304 Because she bumped into me. 257 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:04,053 - Did we kiss? - No. 258 00:10:04,094 --> 00:10:05,553 And maybe the rule of dibs 259 00:10:05,554 --> 00:10:07,011 is stupid. 260 00:10:08,468 --> 00:10:09,947 Without rules like dibs, 261 00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:11,426 there's only chaos, 262 00:10:11,468 --> 00:10:12,593 total girl chaos, 263 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:13,696 which sounds good 264 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:14,759 but isn't. 265 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,071 How would you like it 266 00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:19,341 if I... 267 00:10:19,382 --> 00:10:20,632 UN-dib-ified 268 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,590 - the fruit pie, cupcake, - mini doughnuts, 269 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,278 And pinkie puffs that Carlos, 270 00:10:24,279 --> 00:10:25,965 Logan, and me, and, oh, you 271 00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:27,589 - called dibs on - in the seventh grade? 272 00:10:27,589 --> 00:10:29,505 - You put those down. - Those are mine. 273 00:10:29,506 --> 00:10:31,671 - Oh, I'll stay away - from your pinkie puffs, 274 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,302 - And you stay away - from my Lucy. 275 00:10:33,338 --> 00:10:35,088 - Fine, I'll stay away. 276 00:10:40,587 --> 00:10:41,670 Don't talk to me. 277 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,524 - So you can't talk to me 278 00:10:44,525 --> 00:10:45,753 anymore? 279 00:10:45,754 --> 00:10:47,877 - You're some big star now - who doesn't have any time 280 00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:49,002 For his friends? 281 00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:53,169 - James has dibs on you. 282 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,355 That's why I can't talk 283 00:10:54,356 --> 00:10:55,500 or hang out with you. 284 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,209 - James has dibs on me? 285 00:10:57,251 --> 00:10:58,301 - Shh! 286 00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,875 - So big time rush 287 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:01,708 just picks out a girl 288 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,980 - and decides who they can - and cannot date? 289 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:05,498 - Yeah. 290 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,956 - But it's rules - that prevent total girl chaos, 291 00:11:07,957 --> 00:11:09,707 - Which sounds good, - but it isn't. 292 00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:11,457 - What if I called dibs 293 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,165 on you, huh? 294 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,455 - Well, I guess - we never really thought... 295 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:16,663 - hey, everybody. 296 00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:19,455 Dibs on Kendall. 297 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:20,704 And no girl can talk to 298 00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:21,912 or look at him. 299 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,246 Mwah! 300 00:11:25,287 --> 00:11:27,162 - What do you got to say - about that? 301 00:11:31,077 --> 00:11:32,640 - Do you mind 302 00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:34,202 holding my pants? 303 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:37,743 - Stop it! Stop it! 304 00:11:37,744 --> 00:11:39,783 - Yes, on bitters' - big time experience, 305 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,116 You see your favorite stars 306 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,047 - like you've never - seen them before. 307 00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,116 - Jojo on the radio here. 308 00:11:47,117 --> 00:11:48,865 - And remember, tomorrow, - big time rush. 309 00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,554 They're gonna be here live 310 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,240 to play their new single. 311 00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:54,615 - So what's that song 312 00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:56,948 gonna be, Carlos? 313 00:11:56,989 --> 00:11:58,156 - Well, if it wasn't 314 00:11:58,157 --> 00:11:59,322 for Gustavo, 315 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:00,655 I'd still be in Minnesota 316 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:01,946 shoveling driveways. 317 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,863 - You're darn right you would. 318 00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:05,954 - But I love the pony - that Griffin got me. 319 00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:09,986 - And there's more ponies - where that came from. 320 00:12:09,987 --> 00:12:11,028 - Not fair. 321 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:11,943 - You're trying - to buy Carlos' vote. 322 00:12:11,944 --> 00:12:12,943 - Wrong. 323 00:12:12,944 --> 00:12:14,318 I'm simply doing business, 324 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,694 with ponies. 325 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,652 Now, what song's it going to be? 326 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,027 Love me, love me? 327 00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,034 - Or elevate? 328 00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:35,898 - Wildfire, away! 329 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:42,002 - For the last time, 330 00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:44,106 I don't want to date Lucy. 331 00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:46,137 - But Lucy thinks - we should take girls 332 00:12:46,147 --> 00:12:47,376 Off the dibs rule, 333 00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:48,603 and maybe she's right. 334 00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:49,979 - Oh, yeah, then you can go 335 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,312 tell her how amazing she is 336 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,403 to win her love. 337 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,644 - Plus, you need - all four members present 338 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,477 To remove a dib-ulation. 339 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,103 - He's right. 340 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,018 - I was there when you signed - that stupid thing. 341 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,206 - As you can see, 342 00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:03,393 Kendall and James 343 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,642 are fighting over a girl. 344 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:08,059 And if you'll all look left, 345 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,996 this is the time 346 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,891 mom usually exits the bathroom. 347 00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:14,391 - Bitters! 348 00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:15,806 - And this - is the part of the tour 349 00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:16,931 Where we leave very quickly. 350 00:13:16,932 --> 00:13:17,982 Go! 351 00:13:20,431 --> 00:13:21,848 - Katie, let's go. 352 00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,306 - No, I don't understand 353 00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,723 teen love, remember? 354 00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,470 - We have to find out - who's coaching Camille 355 00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,263 - And meddling - with my love science. 356 00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,138 - Now, grab a measuring cup, - and let's go. 357 00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,929 - No. 358 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,970 - Could I trouble you - for a cup of sugar? 359 00:13:33,971 --> 00:13:35,263 - Okay. 360 00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,220 Sure. 361 00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:40,136 Oh, hello. 362 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,176 What's going on? 363 00:13:41,177 --> 00:13:42,427 - Logan. 364 00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,011 What are you doing? 365 00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,282 - Oh, you know, - probably just gonna tackle 366 00:13:46,282 --> 00:13:47,591 Some chores around the crib, 367 00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:49,509 maybe play some tackle football, 368 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,508 - and then after that, - maybe do some fishing... 369 00:13:51,508 --> 00:13:54,009 With a tackle box. 370 00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:55,216 Well, I'll see you guys later. 371 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,590 Tackle. 372 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,091 - You know what? 373 00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,590 Forget about the sugar. 374 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:06,132 - I'm telling you, - he's too cute. 375 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,797 I don't know how much more 376 00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,422 of this I can take. 377 00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:10,735 - Think about boogers 378 00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,005 hanging out of his nose 379 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,442 and kind of dangling 380 00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:14,838 in the wind. 381 00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,338 - Buddha Bob is stopping 382 00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:17,795 her tackles of love? 383 00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:20,004 Well, not for long! 384 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,335 - Hey. 385 00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:25,585 Hello. 386 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,333 Will you please UN-dibs me? 387 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,040 - No girls at the palmwoods - will even look or talk to me. 388 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:41,770 - Do you know what the term 389 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,498 "dibs" stands for? 390 00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:44,956 "Dealer identification book," 391 00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:46,999 - as in, farmers - would put a chalk Mark 392 00:14:47,039 --> 00:14:48,102 On the back of cows 393 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,164 that were for sale. 394 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,622 Am I a cow to you? 395 00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:53,123 - You're not a cow. 396 00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:54,454 You're great. 397 00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:55,829 - And you're an awesome - guitar player. 398 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,122 And you speak your mind. 399 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,370 - Heck, yeah, I do. 400 00:14:58,412 --> 00:14:59,600 - And you're 401 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:00,787 kind of mysterious. 402 00:15:00,829 --> 00:15:02,954 - Oh, I'm very mysterious. 403 00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:04,912 - And you're a good 404 00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:06,828 cheek kisser. 405 00:15:11,351 --> 00:15:14,534 - Do you need me - to hold your pants? 406 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:16,993 - Yeah. 407 00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:20,658 - This is unbelievable. 408 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,324 - Mr. Bitters. 409 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,698 - I would like to talk to you - about your little tour. 410 00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:29,199 - Of course. 411 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,738 - Now, tour, at this moment, - I'd like you all 412 00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:33,322 - To hold on to the hand railings, - because... 413 00:15:35,613 --> 00:15:37,321 - We're not done here. 414 00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:42,196 - Why are you telling Camille - to avoid me? 415 00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,570 Huh? 416 00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:46,071 I want some answers now. 417 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,611 - Well, clearly, - you have commitment issues, 418 00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:50,360 - And you'll never - be a steady boyfriend 419 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,026 - Till you conquer - your insecurities 420 00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,318 And your fear of rejection. 421 00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:57,110 - Not those answers. 422 00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:58,859 - Logan? 423 00:15:58,901 --> 00:15:59,951 Is that true? 424 00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:05,482 - What's true is, every time - I come back from a long trip, 425 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:06,649 You tackle me, 426 00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:09,482 and this time, you didn't. 427 00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:11,462 - That's because this time, 428 00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:13,398 I want things to be different. 429 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:17,772 - Why don't you just tackle - each other at the same time? 430 00:16:17,772 --> 00:16:19,210 That way, you both 431 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,647 make the first move. 432 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,160 - Tackle each other - at the same time? 433 00:16:24,161 --> 00:16:26,353 - Katie, you've proved - once again 434 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,624 That you know nothing 435 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,895 of teen love. 436 00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,853 - That's not a terrible idea. 437 00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:52,307 - Whoa! 438 00:16:52,348 --> 00:16:53,932 - Ouch, ah. 439 00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,346 - He's right. 440 00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:01,973 I do not get teen love. 441 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,063 - Mm. 442 00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:05,554 - Hey, guys. 443 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:11,679 - Well, if it isn't 444 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,179 the dib-sy twins. 445 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,678 - Go on. 446 00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:16,178 Ask her. 447 00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:18,052 - Because I am done - running 95% naked 448 00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:19,192 Through the palmwoods. 449 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,760 - Lucy, I have been thinking 450 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,259 a lot about you 451 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,009 and was wondering if you 452 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,717 would like to go on a date 453 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,424 with me. 454 00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:35,341 - You're really sweet, James. 455 00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,548 But it's like I said before. 456 00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,006 - I got out - of a messy relationship, 457 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,672 - And I'm just not ready - for another one. 458 00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,215 - So it's not a no. 459 00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:44,547 - Oh, it's a no. 460 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:45,609 - Right, because 461 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,660 you like Kendall, 462 00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,754 - and you winked at him - before we left for the tour. 463 00:17:48,754 --> 00:17:50,504 - I never winked at Kendall. 464 00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:53,004 - Uh, yeah, you did. 465 00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:54,109 - I might have had 466 00:17:54,109 --> 00:17:55,170 some dust in my eye, 467 00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:57,544 but I never winked at you. 468 00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,024 - So you don't want to go out 469 00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:00,460 with Kendall either? 470 00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:02,086 - Let's just say... 471 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,709 Kendall's undibbed. 472 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,466 - Well, glad - there's no more confusion. 473 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,457 - Is it dusty out here? 474 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,549 - No. 475 00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,956 Help us. 476 00:18:26,997 --> 00:18:28,122 - Camille and I 477 00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:29,247 are dating again. 478 00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:31,622 - And Gustavo and Griffin - are gonna kill me 479 00:18:31,622 --> 00:18:33,162 - If I don't pick - their favorite song 480 00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:34,579 To play for jojo on the radio. 481 00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,829 - That's simple. 482 00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:36,870 Just pick the song 483 00:18:36,871 --> 00:18:37,911 you want to play. 484 00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,703 - Oh, yeah, I would love to. 485 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,328 How does that solve 486 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,577 the "kill me" part? 487 00:18:43,619 --> 00:18:45,249 - Both: - We bring hockey sticks. 488 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,825 - Good morning, L.A. 489 00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:49,867 What up? 490 00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,451 It's jojo on the radio 491 00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:53,491 - in the studio with Kendall, - Logan, James, and Carlos. 492 00:18:53,492 --> 00:18:55,076 Carlos, I understand you have 493 00:18:55,077 --> 00:18:56,659 btr's next hit single with you. 494 00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:00,407 - I got to be honest, jojo. 495 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,700 It's my favorite song 496 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,949 on the album. 497 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,989 - Which is love me, love me. - Which is elevate. 498 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,490 - Love me, love me. - Elevate. 499 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,905 - Love me, love me! 500 00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:09,280 - Elevate! 501 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,948 - Well, let's hear this thing. 502 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,400 - ? I can feel it - in the air ? 503 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,921 ? I don't really care 504 00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:44,774 if it's wrong or right ? 505 00:19:44,815 --> 00:19:46,586 ? pedal to the metal, 506 00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,357 baby, hold me tight ? 507 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,627 - ? anything you want, - I can get that, girl ? 508 00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:53,815 - ? everybody knows 509 00:19:53,815 --> 00:19:55,647 that I want you ? 510 00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:57,772 ? if you want me, 511 00:19:57,773 --> 00:19:59,855 baby, show me ? 512 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:01,229 ? roll the windows down, 513 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,562 let your hair flow ? 514 00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:05,874 ? tonight-night-night- 515 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,228 night-night-night ? 516 00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:16,026 - ? When I'm rollin' - through your town ? 517 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,413 ? It's on, 518 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:26,974 on, on, on, on and on ? 519 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,481 - ? When I'm rollin' - through your town ? 520 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,512 - I got to say, guys. 521 00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:44,096 I like that song. 522 00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:46,097 I predict that is the next 523 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,054 big time hit right there. 524 00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:49,470 - Ah. 525 00:20:49,471 --> 00:20:51,260 - That's it - for the jojo on the radio show. 526 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,384 - Special guests big time rush, - thank you guys for hanging out. 527 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,509 - Thank you for having us. 528 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,718 - Now let's go back - to the palmwoods 529 00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:57,468 So we can wrap up their show. 530 00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:01,718 - Now that we're all assembled 531 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,341 - and have agreed - that dibs on girls 532 00:21:03,342 --> 00:21:05,092 Creates total girl chaos 533 00:21:05,134 --> 00:21:06,592 rather than preventing it... 534 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,466 - Girls are hereby removed 535 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,299 from the rule of dibs. 536 00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:11,391 - Both: - Agreed. 537 00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,632 - And now let's celebrate 538 00:21:17,632 --> 00:21:19,339 this historic occasion 539 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,943 by feasting on the snack cakes 540 00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:22,505 that we've coveted and dibbed 541 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:25,005 for almost six years. 542 00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:26,630 - Go! 543 00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,212 - You guys know you're eating 544 00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:33,337 - all the wrong snack cakes, - right? 545 00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:34,857 Kendall dibbed the fruit pie; 546 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,336 James, the cupcakes; 547 00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:38,753 Carlos, the pinkie puffs; 548 00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:41,127 and Logan, the mini doughnuts. 549 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,710 - Okay, when we 550 00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,250 get back to the crib, 551 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:46,882 - let's just get rid - of the rule of dibs altogether. 552 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:50,333 - Take your pictures now, 'cause 553 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,416 I think this is bitters' last 554 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:52,416 big time experience! 555 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,083 - Bitters! 556 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,123 - ? Step it up, - get in gear ? 557 00:21:57,124 --> 00:21:58,754 - ? go for broke, - make it clear ? 558 00:22:01,782 --> 00:22:03,831 - ? make it work, 559 00:22:03,831 --> 00:22:04,881 get it right ? 560 00:22:27,201 --> 00:22:29,076 ? Go and make your luck 561 00:22:29,076 --> 00:22:30,950 with the life you choose ? 562 00:22:30,992 --> 00:22:32,721 ? if you want it all, 563 00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:34,450 lay it on the line ? 564 00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:36,699 ? it's the only life you got 565 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,908 so you got to live it big time ? 566 00:22:39,168 --> 00:22:43,718 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36587

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