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Well, let's look at things
happening in Palmwoods.
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Carlos is at the vending machine
for his favourite sneaks.
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Hey, James and Logan are checking out
those $5,000 custom sneakers
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whose everyone is talking about.
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And kendal could be more excited about
*** the zoo with his sweet heart Jo.
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Do you mind?
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Do you mind?
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I'm trying to break into the
voice overbusiness,
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and I'm perfecting my craft.
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Oh, here comes Katie with the mail.
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Oh, oh, looks like bad news.
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Jo confesses...
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Jett's my man!
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# ah, ah, ah-ah, oh #
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# make it count, play it straight #
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# don't look back, don't hesitate #
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# where you go big time #
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# what you know, what you feel #
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# never quitin', make it real #
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# when you're going big time #
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# oh-oh, oh-oh #
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# hey, hey listen to your heart now #
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# hey, hey don't you feel the rush #
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- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
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# go and shake it up #
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# whatcha gotta lose #
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# go and make your luck #
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# with the life you choose #
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# if you want it all, lay it on the line #
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# it's the only life you got
so you got to live it #
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# big time #
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He says things *** hot.
It's the very first episode.
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And their on-screen chemistry
quickly turned into on-screen romance.
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I can explain.
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All: Okay, explain.
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Guys I can handle this.
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Okay.
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Explain.
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I can't.
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They told me that photo was
going to be on a billboard.
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Does it look like a billboard?
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Guys.
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I'm going to see the network publicist
right now to get the bottom of this.
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Yeah, and Kendall is going with you.
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Guys, I got this.
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Kendall is going with you.
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Hello! Where are my fruit smackers?
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Oh, oh. Looks like somebody didn't
look at the new vending machine prices.
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$4.
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Hey, voice-over lessons are expensive.
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Yeah, but the nearest convenience
store is four miles away.
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Which is why you'll pay the $4.
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No, no, no...
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What *** about now?
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He upped the vending prices.
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Now I can't get my fruit smackers.
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I love you so much.
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- Thanks, Katie.
- Don't mention it.
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Okay.
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Before we buy these limited edition
*** together
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you will agree these are not
for wearing but for reselling.
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And getting rich.
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Yep, if we can even get a pair.
Reserving section: 30 seconds.
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But you agree you know we're reselling.
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Sign here.
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- Thank you very much.
- Okay, it's time to order.
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Okay.
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Both: Come on.
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Both: Come on.
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Yes.
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We did it.
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We did it.
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We did it.
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We did it.
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We just got sneakers online.
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Okay.
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Jo here's how publicity works.
You give people what they want.
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And what people want is
the cutest couple on tv
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to be the hottest couple in Hollywood.
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- You knew about this.
- He knew about it. It was his idea.
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What?
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This story is already *** ratings.
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That's why you and your boyfriend Jett,
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you're going to be
walking the red carpet
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at *** tomorrow night.
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Bullet me and jet are not real.
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But we could be.
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Me and you on the red carpet.
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The lights and the cameras.
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And *** very hot.
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- Can I hit him?
- Not yet.
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What if I fake break up with him?
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Do that, and fans will
sympathize with Jett.
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Your popularity would ***
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***
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and Jo,
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have you really taken
a good-looking Kendall's face?
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- It's on.
- Alright, that's it.
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- Who are you?
- He's my real boyfriend.
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Oh sweetie, I'm sorry.
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Not anymore.
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What happened to all of the
huge security dudes in this town.
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Gustavo wants to see you.
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You know it's good to see you 48 train.
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These are the kind of lies that
drive me crazy about this town.
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The fans need to know the truth.
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And the truth is Hollywood's hottest new
face should walk the red carpet tomorrow
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not with Jett but with her real boyfriend.
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Kendall night from the band...
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Both: Big time rush.
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*** you guys, too.
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Do you have any photos of you
and Joe making out or something?
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What? So you can put them in the magazine
for publicity for Big Time Rush?
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We was thinking... Internet.
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Internet.
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Sorry, I don't have any photos
of me and Jo making out...
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Or something.
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Can you get us some.
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No.
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Coast is clear.
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Did you not notice my new vending
machine with tiny arm alarm,
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and digital password encoding.
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Surprisingly no.
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Now if you want to get a snackers
smackers it's going to cost you...
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$5.
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$5!
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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0, 0, 0, 0, 0.
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Idiot!
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5, 6.
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Hey who wants fruit snackers for a nickel?
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They're beautiful.
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Okay. Dot take them out of the box.
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We have to maintain their freshness.
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I'm posting online they've never
been touched.
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These shoes smell amazing.
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Put them in the box now.
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I can't. I'm in love with them.
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- You can't wear them?
- No, no, no...
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Both: This is all about sneakers.
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Okay.
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You signed a contract that states
we sell these for $1,000,
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once they sell out,
and you won't wear them.
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I need to be *** in these shoes...
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Just once.
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Please, pretty please.
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One lap around the Palmwoods
and then right back here.
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These shoes have to stay
in mint condition to sell.
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Got it.
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Okay.
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Looking good.
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- That's ***
- Thanks.
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Hi, Dave.
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[Screaming]
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I can't believe you did this.
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Want to practice a red carpet smooch.
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You are unbelievable.
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I know.
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Oh...
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Hey.
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We... hey!
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Here. Put this on.
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Oh man.
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Excuse-us.
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*** these pics off.
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According to my agent
if I fake date Jett
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the fans will hate me and
I'll never work again.
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Okay, but we can't *** around like this.
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And what about you?
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***
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but Gustavo *** together.
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All I'm saying is you can't
give up on me.
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Then we'll wear disguises.
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This is not better.
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I just want to see my normal
girlfriend Jo, not man-Jo.
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And go to the zoo.
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I'll tell you what,
maybe in the lobby later
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no disguises... just me and you.
Together.
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That was really weird.
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Oh, hey, mum!
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Okay.
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Great news my friends.
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***
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and the sheik wants our pair for
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$3,000.
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What did you do?
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Nothing.
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James.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Bingo.
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You know what?
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We're like Robin hood.
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We steal from the bidders,
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and they give to the poor Palmwood kids
that can't afford the overpriced snacks.
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And here comes the chief of ***
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deny everything.
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- You...
- I deny everything.
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We have to wait until he finishes.
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Attention Palmwood losers.
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Fruit smackers and everything
in the vending machine is now
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$6.
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Thanks to Robin and the deal.
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Great. Now the towns people hate us.
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Yes, but our legend grows.
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Put your *** on.
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Well it's not the zoo but we are
together with no disguises.
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Yeah, that's true.
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I'm not into this.
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***
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look.
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We're all going to get along,
and accept the fact this is what
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it's like dating and
fake dating in Hollywood.
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Yeah, that just got a lot harder.
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You're cheating on me?
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[Screaming]
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Cool time high.
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That's what everyone is asking,
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*** photos about the new
story at the new town high
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surfaced with the new beau.
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Now fans, *** know who
needs to be the other half
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of the Hollywood hottest couple
on the red carpet, with Jo.
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I know who will be the other half of the
Hollywood hottest couple on the red carpet.
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And that's me.
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And not that.
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Can I hit him now?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Where did they come from?
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Don't worry Jett because
Kendall is going to disappear
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from the public eye for a little bit.
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Oh really? Where am I going?
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You're going to be living...
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In here for five weeks.
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That's the standard life cycle
for celebrity gossip.
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He's not living in there...
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Because Kendall is going to walk
the red carpet with Jo.
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Now, give us the boy.
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Yeah right.
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What?
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Here you go.
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Locked in a closet or not,
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Jo is walking the red carpet with Jett.
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Wait, doesn't anybody care...
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Both: What we think?
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No.
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No, no, no...
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This was your plan all along.
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To ruin the shoes so I couldn't sell
them and you can wear them.
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Oh, you know I'm not that clever.
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That's a good point,
but he's coming in three hours
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and if he sees this scratch, bye bye***
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then we'll just wash it off.
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No you don't put water on leather.
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It ruins it.
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I guess we can't sell them.
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So I'll keep them and wear them.
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Bye.
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Stop.
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Look. We'll match the
finish with nail polish,
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and buff out the scratches with makeup.
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Oh, Mrs. *** can we borrow
your nail polish and makeup?
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Okay.
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You've lost your mind.
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Correction, you've lost, and
how does defeat taste.
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Not as sweet as victory
or fruit smackers.
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I got to have my snackers.
269
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You want your smackers?
Then you'll pay.
270
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,583
If you want me, don't,
271
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because I'll be paying for
more voice-over lessons.
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Excuse me.
273
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Did you get them?
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Robin and Hoodie strike again.
275
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Hey, free fruit smackers for everyone.
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I'm very mad at all of you.
277
00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:46,851
Kendall there are two things
that people can't get enough of.
278
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Hot celebrity couples,
and silly animal things.
279
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It gets me every time.
280
00:14:57,221 --> 00:15:01,786
And since you're not a sneezing panda
we need you on the red carpet with Jo.
281
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*** publicity *** Big Time Rush.
282
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,108
But if I go on the red carpet with Jo,
283
00:15:08,109 --> 00:15:11,507
she'll alienate her fans
and get kicked off the show.
284
00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:14,306
I have a three point plan for that.
285
00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:16,338
I don't care.
286
00:15:16,397 --> 00:15:19,116
Well is there a plan for
where everybody gets what they
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00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:21,741
want and Jo and I can
just go to the zoo.
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All: No!
289
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- That perfect.
- And it's going to stay that way.
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*** in an hour,
291
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,124
and we cash ***
292
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,803
*** stompers?
293
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:39,226
*** a pair?
294
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Limited edition...
295
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... Series 3...
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... Buster Clydes.
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No.
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Try one on.
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Just one.
300
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How does that feel?
301
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It feels good.
302
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- Great shoes.
- Wow.
303
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- Looking good.
- You know it.
304
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:09,460
Hi, Logan.
305
00:16:09,461 --> 00:16:11,010
Hello, ladies.
306
00:16:11,574 --> 00:16:12,896
[Screaming]
307
00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:15,711
You got to be kidding me.
308
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:20,503
***
309
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:33,064
[screaming]
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00:16:35,943 --> 00:16:38,934
What would you say if I found
a way out of this?
311
00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:42,467
I would say I'm tired of
sneaking around and I'm in.
312
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,479
*** three-point plan
involves your people...
313
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,043
... My people,
314
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,731
and peanut butter.
315
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:51,668
Okay.
316
00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:54,810
I'm going to dump Jo
on our day at the zoo.
317
00:16:54,811 --> 00:16:58,573
But that's when Jett *** my broken heart.
318
00:16:58,574 --> 00:17:01,081
And you realize that I've
always been the guy for you,
319
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,642
because I'm better looking than Kendall.
320
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:07,445
A big public break up in front
of the paparazzi is genius.
321
00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:10,758
And *** new faces in Hollywood?
322
00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:14,843
Your legend begins as rock
and roll's hottest bad boy.
323
00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:18,280
***
324
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:19,326
I'm in.
325
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:20,950
Both: Let's move out.
326
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,324
So you ready for the zoo?
327
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:29,609
Yep.
328
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,869
What did you do?
329
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,715
I can fix it.
330
00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:37,861
The sheik is going to be
here in 20 minutes.
331
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:40,372
I can fix it.
332
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:44,150
There's no way no one is
getting in that door.
333
00:17:44,151 --> 00:17:45,251
Now.
334
00:17:46,528 --> 00:17:48,213
You hear that?
335
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:52,789
No more free snacks from
Robin and Hoodie.
336
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:07,208
Carlos!
337
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:08,801
*** the rope!
338
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:18,758
So after falling in the storage
room trap and *** defeated,
339
00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:22,689
Robin and Hoodie gave up
their rebellious done.
340
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:23,832
Are you done?
341
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:26,285
Are my voice-over lessons paying off.
342
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,465
You'll never win,
343
00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:30,166
because whenever *** weird and ugly had,
344
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,979
the masses will rise.
345
00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:37,598
I'm so scared of the masses.
346
00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:01,227
And realizing he was
outnumbered and scared,
347
00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:05,375
bitters lowered the price
of fruit smackers to $1.25?!
348
00:19:05,576 --> 00:19:07,577
And ran to his office.
349
00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:10,643
All: Yeah!
350
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,076
You know what?
*** $ 3,000,
351
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,505
here's a special price.
352
00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:30,383
$1,500 and they are all yours.
353
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,074
Okay.
354
00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:35,271
You drive a hard bargain
but I like your robe.
355
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:37,627
500 for the ***
356
00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:40,731
this is all your fault.
357
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,314
Oh, okay. My fault.
358
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,953
I'm not the one who scratched the shoes.
359
00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:46,935
Yeah.
360
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,131
Well I'm not the one
who stepped in cement.
361
00:19:49,132 --> 00:19:50,696
And ***
362
00:19:50,811 --> 00:19:52,317
Okay, one minute.
363
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,795
***
364
00:20:10,796 --> 00:20:14,541
***
365
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,178
Okay, that is it.
Stop!
366
00:20:21,343 --> 00:20:23,407
The paparazzi will be here
in three minutes.
367
00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:26,771
Okay, Kendall and are going to break up
over there by the gift shop.
368
00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:28,866
***
369
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,780
It's about time you realize Jo
belongs with me, and not you.
370
00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:38,575
And I'm sure you'll be fake happy together.
371
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:40,954
Split up!
372
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,700
The public loves two things.
373
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,780
Hot celebrity couples,
and animal doing silly things.
374
00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:55,155
So we combine the two,
375
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:57,219
***
376
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,499
and you think it will work?
377
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,417
No.
378
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:01,453
But we did get to go to the zoo.
379
00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:08,160
Oh, ***. I'm a star.
380
00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:10,911
***
381
00:21:19,338 --> 00:21:22,712
Hey everybody, look.
It's Jett ***.
382
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:25,513
With a cute animal doing something silly.
383
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,100
That's one hot woman.
384
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,070
Just keep going with it.
385
00:21:39,186 --> 00:21:41,108
Hug, hug it. Hug it.
386
00:21:42,587 --> 00:21:44,560
More... more.
387
00:21:46,632 --> 00:21:47,780
Sexy.
388
00:21:51,181 --> 00:21:53,973
I think we're in the middle
of another Kendall plan.
389
00:21:54,164 --> 00:21:57,059
And what do you get when
you combine a hot new star
390
00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:00,886
at *** town high and a lovey-dovey lama?
391
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:04,061
Just one of the biggest
web videos in the world.
392
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:06,355
Currently at 20 million hits.
393
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:09,772
It's a story that's got us
hungry for more.
394
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:20,757
Well, you did want to be
the hottest couple in Hollywood.
395
00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:24,507
And he is.
396
00:22:28,337 --> 00:22:30,525
You should get that lama on your show.
397
00:22:30,526 --> 00:22:34,490
What do you say the Big Time Rush
doing some songs for a sound track?
398
00:22:34,629 --> 00:22:35,818
Done.
399
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,420
Look, it's Kendall and Jo!
400
00:22:44,432 --> 00:22:45,616
***
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00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:56,049
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