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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,561 - ? And now I can't 2 00:00:09,562 --> 00:00:11,123 find all the pieces ? 3 00:00:12,163 --> 00:00:14,246 - Cut! Cut! 4 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:15,784 Carlos, this is a song 5 00:00:15,785 --> 00:00:17,284 about when a girl 6 00:00:17,324 --> 00:00:18,948 destroys your heart. 7 00:00:18,989 --> 00:00:21,278 So why are you singing 8 00:00:21,279 --> 00:00:23,570 so happy? 9 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:25,462 - Uh... 10 00:00:25,463 --> 00:00:27,316 Because I'm happy? 11 00:00:27,317 --> 00:00:29,311 - Carlos, just try to remember - the first time 12 00:00:29,312 --> 00:00:30,686 A girl broke your heart. 13 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:31,976 - Uh, for that to happen, 14 00:00:32,017 --> 00:00:34,007 - he'd have to have - a first girlfriend. 15 00:00:34,763 --> 00:00:36,222 - Die! 16 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,345 Oh! 17 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:46,166 - The new "stop fight" button - works. 18 00:00:47,301 --> 00:00:49,666 - I'll make some changes 19 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:50,832 to the breakup song, 20 00:00:50,872 --> 00:00:52,121 and I'll record you all 21 00:00:52,122 --> 00:00:53,371 later... 22 00:00:53,412 --> 00:00:54,495 Separately. 23 00:00:54,536 --> 00:00:57,077 Until then... 24 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:02,071 - The new "eject" button - works too. 25 00:01:02,111 --> 00:01:03,319 - Yep. 26 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,982 - ? Make it count, - play it straight ? 27 00:01:04,983 --> 00:01:06,913 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 28 00:01:09,886 --> 00:01:11,955 - ? what you want, 29 00:01:11,956 --> 00:01:13,006 what you feel ? 30 00:01:13,016 --> 00:01:14,683 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 31 00:01:39,197 --> 00:01:40,967 ? If you want it all, 32 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,737 lay it on the line ? 33 00:01:42,777 --> 00:01:45,087 ? it's the only life you got 34 00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:47,399 so you got to live it big time ? 35 00:01:55,258 --> 00:01:57,428 - Ooh. - How about her? 36 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:58,553 - Marcy? 37 00:01:58,593 --> 00:02:01,510 She has anger issues. 38 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:07,464 - Okay, how about her? 39 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:09,293 - That's a palm tree. 40 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:11,665 - And she's mine. 41 00:02:11,705 --> 00:02:13,039 - Well, I'm desperate. 42 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,784 - Carlos, love isn't just going - to run up 43 00:02:14,785 --> 00:02:15,866 With a corn dog in one hand 44 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:17,324 and a hockey stick in the other 45 00:02:17,325 --> 00:02:18,782 and throw itself at you. 46 00:02:18,783 --> 00:02:19,945 - Well, I can't wait anymore. 47 00:02:19,946 --> 00:02:21,516 - I'm going to go talk - to Marcy. 48 00:02:24,804 --> 00:02:29,061 - Hey, want to help me run lines - for my audition? 49 00:02:29,062 --> 00:02:30,479 - Can't. 50 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,058 - I'm going to the solar winds - of Venus exhibit 51 00:02:32,059 --> 00:02:33,057 At the planetarium. 52 00:02:33,058 --> 00:02:34,098 You want to come with? 53 00:02:34,099 --> 00:02:35,557 - It's a really big audition. 54 00:02:35,597 --> 00:02:37,264 I play a Princess bot 55 00:02:37,265 --> 00:02:40,175 - who falls for this super - handsome hair model spy prince. 56 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:41,384 - I am in! 57 00:02:41,385 --> 00:02:42,755 - Give me an hour to absorb - the script 58 00:02:42,756 --> 00:02:44,840 And get into character. 59 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,668 I don't care if she's a robot. 60 00:02:49,707 --> 00:02:52,540 I'm in love with her. 61 00:02:52,579 --> 00:02:53,745 - Good for you. 62 00:02:53,786 --> 00:02:55,536 - Sorry. 63 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,909 My scene ran late. 64 00:02:56,950 --> 00:02:58,908 - But we're together now, 65 00:02:58,948 --> 00:03:00,676 and I got us 66 00:03:00,677 --> 00:03:02,405 his and hers smoothies. 67 00:03:02,444 --> 00:03:04,403 The pink one's mine. 68 00:03:07,439 --> 00:03:08,897 - Ugh. 69 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,060 - They just moved up - my next scene. 70 00:03:10,061 --> 00:03:11,311 I have to go. 71 00:03:11,352 --> 00:03:13,185 - But this means - I'm free for lunch. 72 00:03:13,225 --> 00:03:14,392 - Picnic in the park. 73 00:03:14,432 --> 00:03:16,182 - It's a date. 74 00:03:16,222 --> 00:03:17,680 - Ooh. 75 00:03:17,681 --> 00:03:18,926 - Somebody better jump - in the pool, 76 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:21,010 Because they just got burned. 77 00:03:21,011 --> 00:03:22,382 - What are you talking about? 78 00:03:22,383 --> 00:03:24,046 - She just made another date - for lunch? 79 00:03:24,047 --> 00:03:25,877 - Don't you guys have - anything better to do? 80 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:26,918 - Cable's down till tomorrow. 81 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,794 - But watching - your relationships 82 00:03:28,795 --> 00:03:31,039 - Succumb to the pressures - of Hollywood is pretty good. 83 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,581 - Wow. - Something we actually agree on. 84 00:03:34,951 --> 00:03:38,115 - "Love isn't just going - to run up 85 00:03:38,116 --> 00:03:40,072 With a corn dog 86 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:42,030 and a hockey stick." 87 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:45,320 What do they know? 88 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,775 I need a girlfriend bad. 89 00:03:46,815 --> 00:03:49,439 Oh! 90 00:03:49,478 --> 00:03:51,270 - Dude. - Why don't you... 91 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:56,265 - I am so sorry. 92 00:03:56,266 --> 00:03:58,053 - I should have known not to try - to play roller hockey 93 00:03:58,054 --> 00:03:59,387 While eating a corn dog. 94 00:03:59,426 --> 00:04:01,177 - I'm Carlos. 95 00:04:01,178 --> 00:04:03,005 - I like summer breezes, - winter snowstorms, 96 00:04:03,006 --> 00:04:05,003 - And seeing cats get - what's coming to them. 97 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:06,002 - I'm Sasha, 98 00:04:06,003 --> 00:04:08,087 and I love all those things too. 99 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:13,663 - We mustn't. 100 00:04:13,703 --> 00:04:15,245 You're a hair model prince 101 00:04:15,286 --> 00:04:17,494 who's spying on my country, 102 00:04:17,532 --> 00:04:20,449 and I'm a robot. 103 00:04:20,488 --> 00:04:22,696 - If it's so wrong, 104 00:04:22,736 --> 00:04:24,401 then why were you programmed 105 00:04:24,402 --> 00:04:26,068 to love? 106 00:04:26,107 --> 00:04:29,232 - But what about the bomb? 107 00:04:32,559 --> 00:04:34,185 Crash! 108 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,619 Then the explosion throws us 109 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,015 into each other's arms. 110 00:04:37,055 --> 00:04:38,346 Boom! 111 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:40,054 Then we, uh... 112 00:04:43,423 --> 00:04:44,473 Hmm. 113 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,537 What was that? 114 00:04:52,538 --> 00:04:53,536 - It was in the script! 115 00:04:53,537 --> 00:04:54,493 - Not that second one! 116 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,576 Both: Then why did you kiss me? 117 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:56,575 No, you kissed me. 118 00:04:56,576 --> 00:04:57,574 No! 119 00:04:57,575 --> 00:04:58,573 You... 120 00:04:58,574 --> 00:04:59,624 - Hey, guys. 121 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,322 - How's rehearsal going? 122 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:03,778 - Uh, a bomb just went off 123 00:05:03,779 --> 00:05:04,941 and then my character runs away. 124 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:06,483 Bye! 125 00:05:06,524 --> 00:05:08,189 - Mine too. 126 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,856 Bye. 127 00:05:09,895 --> 00:05:11,812 - Ooh, Venus. 128 00:05:17,804 --> 00:05:19,184 - Hey, I'm at palm woods park. 129 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,760 - I'm still at the studio. 130 00:05:20,801 --> 00:05:22,676 The show is doing really great, 131 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:24,213 - and they want me - to go do some interviews. 132 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:25,922 I'm sorry. 133 00:05:25,962 --> 00:05:27,378 - But I set up a really girly 134 00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:28,794 picnic and everything. 135 00:05:29,406 --> 00:05:32,413 - I'll be back - as soon as I can. 136 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:34,330 Bye. 137 00:05:36,617 --> 00:05:38,177 - Now, the scorned teen wonders 138 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:39,780 - if this relationship - will survive. 139 00:05:39,781 --> 00:05:41,113 - And rejection causes him 140 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:42,446 to lose his appetite, 141 00:05:42,486 --> 00:05:44,861 - and now his picnic will go - to waste 142 00:05:44,901 --> 00:05:46,776 Unless... 143 00:05:46,816 --> 00:05:49,274 - Just sit down and eat. 144 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,185 Is that Carlos? 145 00:05:54,225 --> 00:05:57,599 In slow-motion? 146 00:05:57,638 --> 00:06:00,260 - ? Whoa-oh, 147 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,885 whoa-oh ? 148 00:06:02,924 --> 00:06:04,215 ? whoa-oh, 149 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:05,506 whoa-oh ? 150 00:06:07,003 --> 00:06:09,544 - ? we could be onto something - so good ? 151 00:06:12,165 --> 00:06:14,515 - ? I know, you know, - you got my heart pumping ? 152 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:16,160 ? I know, you know, 153 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:17,785 we know we got something ? 154 00:06:20,405 --> 00:06:21,613 ? but what if 155 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,821 you're my soul mate? ? 156 00:06:28,023 --> 00:06:29,418 - ? We can party 157 00:06:29,419 --> 00:06:30,813 like the weekend ? 158 00:06:30,814 --> 00:06:33,142 - ? you got me thinking - we could be a thing, yeah ? 159 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,472 - ? I know, you know, - I got your heart pumping ? 160 00:06:35,473 --> 00:06:37,701 ? I know, you know, 161 00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:39,930 we know we got something right ? 162 00:06:41,842 --> 00:06:43,049 ? so let's party 163 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,257 like it's '99 ? 164 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,999 ? whoa-oh, 165 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,749 whoa-oh ? 166 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,538 - Yes. 167 00:06:54,579 --> 00:06:56,535 Operation "break Carlos' heart" 168 00:06:56,536 --> 00:06:58,493 is going exactly as planned. 169 00:06:58,532 --> 00:07:00,407 - Operation what? 170 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:02,364 - Operation nothing. 171 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:07,439 - Don't tell me that you hired - an actress 172 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,730 - To make Carlos fall in love - with her 173 00:07:08,731 --> 00:07:10,272 So she would break his heart 174 00:07:10,273 --> 00:07:12,059 - so that he could perform - better on the breakup song? 175 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:13,268 - Is that wrong? 176 00:07:18,596 --> 00:07:20,429 - We have to tell Logan. 177 00:07:20,468 --> 00:07:22,052 - See, that would be wrong, 178 00:07:22,092 --> 00:07:24,466 because then he'd know about it. 179 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:27,169 - James, relationships - are nothing without honesty. 180 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:28,712 Logan needs to know 181 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:30,146 that his best friend 182 00:07:30,147 --> 00:07:31,542 and his girlfriend kissed. 183 00:07:31,582 --> 00:07:33,082 Now go. 184 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:34,831 - Why me? 185 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:36,492 - Your lips weren't exactly - innocent bystanders. 186 00:07:36,493 --> 00:07:38,407 - Please don't make me - tell him, James. 187 00:07:38,408 --> 00:07:39,741 I can't! 188 00:07:39,742 --> 00:07:41,122 I can't take the heartache! 189 00:07:42,987 --> 00:07:44,361 - Okay. - Fine. 190 00:07:44,362 --> 00:07:45,400 I'll do it. 191 00:07:45,401 --> 00:07:46,985 - Great. 192 00:07:46,986 --> 00:07:48,689 - I don't know why I don't book - more acting parts. 193 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:51,857 Let's go. 194 00:07:51,858 --> 00:07:53,724 - Hey, anything new - on the Kendall and Jo front? 195 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:55,642 - Forget that. 196 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,971 - Wait till you hear what's going - on with James and Camille. 197 00:07:57,972 --> 00:08:00,721 - Get out! 198 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:04,675 - Hey. 199 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:05,734 - Hey, buddy. 200 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,785 What's up? 201 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:08,254 - Did you know that Venus 202 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,958 - is considered - earth's brother planet 203 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:11,914 - Because of its similar size - and shape? 204 00:08:11,915 --> 00:08:13,788 Kind of like galactic best buds 205 00:08:13,789 --> 00:08:15,663 who never let each other down. 206 00:08:18,117 --> 00:08:19,367 - Yeah, listen. 207 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,905 - There's something - I have to tell you, 208 00:08:20,906 --> 00:08:22,176 Something that I'm really, 209 00:08:22,177 --> 00:08:23,446 really sorry about. 210 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:25,234 - Then, dude, come on. - You can tell me anything. 211 00:08:25,235 --> 00:08:26,233 We're best friends. 212 00:08:26,234 --> 00:08:27,275 - Okay, good. 213 00:08:27,276 --> 00:08:28,326 Good. 214 00:08:28,356 --> 00:08:29,564 Then here it goes. 215 00:08:29,605 --> 00:08:31,814 I... 216 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,976 I... 217 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,223 I... 218 00:08:37,263 --> 00:08:38,514 Used your toothbrush. 219 00:08:38,554 --> 00:08:40,888 - Oh, what? 220 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,423 - If that girl you hired 221 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:47,006 breaks sweet Carlos's heart, 222 00:08:47,046 --> 00:08:49,398 I will break every single one 223 00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:51,752 of your music awards. 224 00:08:51,791 --> 00:08:53,082 - You wouldn't dare. 225 00:08:53,122 --> 00:08:54,998 - Mm. 226 00:08:55,038 --> 00:08:56,662 - Ah! 227 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,327 - Hey, guys. 228 00:08:58,366 --> 00:09:00,115 I want you to meet 229 00:09:00,116 --> 00:09:01,865 my new girlfriend, Sasha. 230 00:09:01,906 --> 00:09:03,864 - Yeah, actually, Carlos, 231 00:09:03,904 --> 00:09:05,485 there's something 232 00:09:05,486 --> 00:09:07,068 I need to tell you. 233 00:09:07,107 --> 00:09:09,232 - You're thirsty, right? 234 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:11,147 Carlos, be a gentleman 235 00:09:11,187 --> 00:09:12,582 and get your lady friend 236 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:13,978 a beverage from the pantry. 237 00:09:14,018 --> 00:09:16,642 - Anything for my sweetums. 238 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:17,679 - New plan. 239 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,096 Do not break up with hm. 240 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:21,678 And do not break this. 241 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:23,548 - Well, if you don't want me - to break up with him, 242 00:09:23,549 --> 00:09:25,883 Then what do I do? 243 00:09:25,922 --> 00:09:28,255 - Don't look at me. 244 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:41,076 - Sorry? 245 00:09:43,895 --> 00:09:45,942 - Hey. 246 00:09:45,943 --> 00:09:47,067 - So are you mad 247 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,734 about what James told you? 248 00:09:49,772 --> 00:09:50,856 - We're cool. 249 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,268 - I mean, I was a little upset - at first, 250 00:09:52,269 --> 00:09:54,269 But he was honest with me. 251 00:09:54,308 --> 00:09:56,392 - You were only a little upset? 252 00:09:56,393 --> 00:09:57,805 - Hey, if he wants to put - his mouth 253 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,428 On something worn-out and gross, 254 00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:00,929 that's his problem. 255 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:02,677 - Excuse me? 256 00:10:02,718 --> 00:10:04,843 I was about to dump it anyway. 257 00:10:04,844 --> 00:10:06,670 - Oh, well, if you were going - to dump me anyway, 258 00:10:06,671 --> 00:10:08,629 - Maybe I'm glad - James and I kissed. 259 00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:10,335 - You and James kissed? 260 00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:11,498 - Look on the bright side, 261 00:10:11,499 --> 00:10:13,288 - now you don't need - a new toothbrush. 262 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:16,123 Ha. 263 00:10:16,161 --> 00:10:17,912 - Ooh, this is getting good. 264 00:10:26,983 --> 00:10:28,692 Look... 265 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,062 - Logan, hey, come back, man! 266 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,355 Let's talk! 267 00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:32,896 - Boo! - What a rip-off. 268 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,519 - No, this is better. 269 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,139 - See, the rejected male - storms off, 270 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,596 While the backstabbing friend 271 00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:39,220 - fears for the future - of their friendship. 272 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,221 - Hmm. - What about Logan and Camille? 273 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:43,302 - Oh, they are toast. 274 00:10:43,341 --> 00:10:44,819 - Hello? 275 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:46,298 I'm standing right here. 276 00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:52,125 - It's simple. 277 00:10:52,165 --> 00:10:54,582 Just don't break up with him. 278 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:55,952 - But I can't just keep - pretending 279 00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:57,242 To be his dream girlfriend 280 00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:58,283 for the rest of my life. 281 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,284 - Why not? 282 00:11:00,324 --> 00:11:01,407 - Another fruit water 283 00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:02,490 for my fruit cup. 284 00:11:02,491 --> 00:11:04,069 - Oh, could you get me another, - sweetie? 285 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:06,986 I'm so thirsty. 286 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:10,609 - Okay. Okay. 287 00:11:10,647 --> 00:11:12,146 - Wait a minute. 288 00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:14,516 - What if we can get Carlos - to break up with her? 289 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,559 - Yes. 290 00:11:16,599 --> 00:11:17,869 - Yeah, but Carlos 291 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,139 is really in love with me. 292 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,553 So far he's given me 293 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,928 a seven-page love poem, 294 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:23,843 a bouquet of corn dogs, 295 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,841 and a coupon book 296 00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:26,879 for Carlos hugs. 297 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,421 - Aww. 298 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:30,208 - Just be the worst girlfriend - ever. 299 00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:33,126 - Be bossy, - spend all of his money on shoes, 300 00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:35,874 Cry about everything, 301 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,556 and hate all of 302 00:11:37,557 --> 00:11:39,201 his best guy friends. 303 00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:41,409 - Okay, and if all that - doesn't work? 304 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:43,197 - Be disgusting. 305 00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:45,195 - Here you go, honey. 306 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:46,568 - Ugh, I'm sick of all this 307 00:11:46,569 --> 00:11:47,901 fruit water! 308 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,775 - Just buy me shoes. - Now! 309 00:11:49,815 --> 00:11:51,148 - Okay. - Anything you... 310 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,438 - Ugh! - Take me shoe shopping now! 311 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:54,892 - Okay! 312 00:11:54,893 --> 00:11:56,309 Ah! 313 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,339 - Yeah, I give him - about two hours tops. 314 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,137 - Okay, we wrapped for the day. 315 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:03,468 I'm totally free. 316 00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:05,341 Now how about that date? 317 00:12:05,381 --> 00:12:06,798 - You blew me off at the pool, 318 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,171 then at the park, 319 00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:10,004 then again at the pool. 320 00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:11,794 - And I'm sorry. 321 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,622 - I mean, I love that my career - is taking off. 322 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:16,164 - I just hate - how it's making things so... 323 00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:18,910 - unbelievable. 324 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:22,075 - Uh, that was your phone. 325 00:12:22,114 --> 00:12:25,030 - I have to go to the studio. 326 00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:27,069 Oh, my one to your three. 327 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:33,936 - What did I miss? 328 00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:36,143 - Now Kendall blew her off. 329 00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:38,141 - Ooh. - Nice twist. 330 00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,230 Pass me a soda. 331 00:12:39,263 --> 00:12:41,054 - Popcorn me. 332 00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,342 - Logan, we need to talk - about this. 333 00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:47,465 - Ooh, hey, there, pal. 334 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,377 - You're just in time - to see asteroid James 335 00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:50,376 Crash into Venus, 336 00:12:50,377 --> 00:12:52,876 the planet of love. 337 00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:55,371 - We got caught up - in the acting. 338 00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:57,205 I mean, there was a bomb! 339 00:12:57,206 --> 00:13:00,032 - Then tell me what I can do to - get back to being your friend. 340 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,075 - I don't know, okay? 341 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,989 - I've never been cheated on - before. 342 00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:06,571 - What if we even the score, - huh? 343 00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:12,189 Go ahead. 344 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:16,145 Break my lucky comb. 345 00:13:16,183 --> 00:13:17,682 - Hi, sorry to interrupt. 346 00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:19,182 Big fans. 347 00:13:19,222 --> 00:13:20,846 - But we were thinking 348 00:13:20,847 --> 00:13:22,301 - that the storyline - might benefit from more action. 349 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,843 - Like, say, a duel. 350 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:25,966 - I like that. 351 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,590 Broadswords at dawn. 352 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,505 - Isn't dawn really early? 353 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,251 Broadswords at 11:00. 354 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,248 - Sorry. - No blood. 355 00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:37,121 Palm woods rule. 356 00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,639 Both: 357 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,118 Then what do we duel with? 358 00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:45,570 - Tell them why we came back 359 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,111 to rocque records, Carlos. 360 00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:48,628 - I just wanted a place 361 00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:50,107 to put down your shoes 362 00:13:50,148 --> 00:13:51,732 so I can buy you some more. 363 00:13:51,771 --> 00:13:54,271 Turns out I love shoe shopping. 364 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,394 Oh, sweet! 365 00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:01,180 - What's wrong, pumpkin? 366 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,720 - I don't know. 367 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,340 I just cry all the time 368 00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,923 and for no reason at all. 369 00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:09,586 - And that's how I know - you care. 370 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,836 - Really? 371 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,667 - Okay. - I'm here. 372 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,457 - And your session - is cancelled, 373 00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:18,289 Carlos's friend. 374 00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:20,367 - Ugh! 375 00:14:20,368 --> 00:14:22,409 I hate all of your friends. 376 00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,989 Only spend time with me. 377 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,946 - And I will, 378 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:28,445 - until you see what nice people - they are. 379 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,728 That was me. 380 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,182 No more beans 381 00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:38,599 with that corn dog, please. 382 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:42,306 Let's get some shoes, huh? 383 00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,760 - That boy is so sweet. 384 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,921 - And that girl is going to win - best actress someday. 385 00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:48,964 - Ah! 386 00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:50,462 - Oh, you're back. 387 00:14:50,502 --> 00:14:52,377 - Yeah, Gustavo didn't need me, 388 00:14:52,378 --> 00:14:54,123 - Carlos's new girlfriend - scares me, 389 00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,748 And now we can... 390 00:14:55,788 --> 00:14:57,163 What's with the glamour? 391 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,784 - You said you had to go - to rocque records, 392 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:01,495 - So I told my agent she could - book another interview. 393 00:15:03,271 --> 00:15:05,569 - We can't keep doing this. 394 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,900 - But I have to focus - on my show, 395 00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:08,088 And you need to focus 396 00:15:08,089 --> 00:15:09,275 on your music. 397 00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:11,066 - And it's only going - to get worse. 398 00:15:19,514 --> 00:15:21,347 - Whoa. Whoa. - What happens next? 399 00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:22,884 - The troubled couple realize 400 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,196 that having no time 401 00:15:24,197 --> 00:15:25,509 for a relationship 402 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:26,590 means that there is 403 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:27,641 no relationship 404 00:15:27,672 --> 00:15:30,963 and, I guess, end it. 405 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,582 - Did you really think this was - going to be easy, big brother? 406 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,375 Jo's going to be a TV star. 407 00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:37,122 You're going to be a pop star. 408 00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:38,787 You're both really busy. 409 00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:39,910 But what's worse, 410 00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:41,615 - seeing Jo for one minute - at a time 411 00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:43,324 Or never seeing her at all? 412 00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:45,029 - That 59 seconds is longer 413 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,695 than any of my dates. 414 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,108 - You know what, baby sister, 415 00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:50,193 you are right again. 416 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,892 - What do you want me - to bring to the duel? 417 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:56,890 - Surprise me. 418 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:59,932 - All right. 419 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,209 - Didn't have to end this way. 420 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,584 - Didn't it? 421 00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:18,372 Draw. 422 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,194 - Ugh! 423 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:30,109 - Oh! 424 00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:31,982 - Ooh! 425 00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:33,479 - Whoa. 426 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,937 The 3-d on this is amazing. 427 00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,393 - It's like the spit balls 428 00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:37,809 are coming right at you. 429 00:16:37,849 --> 00:16:39,266 Ow! 430 00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,959 - I can't hurt you. 431 00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:55,623 You're my friend. 432 00:16:55,624 --> 00:16:56,703 - Same here. 433 00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:58,496 Plus, I don't... 434 00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:00,495 I don't have any spit left. 435 00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:03,864 - We cool? 436 00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:07,447 - Yeah, we're cool. 437 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,797 - So in the end, 438 00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:10,109 friendship prevails, 439 00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,562 - but Logan still has to confront - his relationship with Camille. 440 00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:14,061 - Hmm. - Could you do it after 3:00? 441 00:17:14,062 --> 00:17:15,645 I've got some paperwork to do. 442 00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,739 - Carlos, Gustavo has something 443 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:26,009 that he needs to tell you. 444 00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:28,174 - You didn't meet Sasha - by accident. 445 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,587 I hired her to make you 446 00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:30,962 fall in love with her 447 00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,752 and then break up with you 448 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,270 so you could sing 449 00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:35,749 the breakup song better. 450 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,580 And I'm sorry. 451 00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:38,660 - Is that true? 452 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:40,495 - No. No. - No. No. 453 00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:43,368 I mean yes, but no. 454 00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,300 I mean, look, 455 00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,196 when I was acting so awful, 456 00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:49,777 you were so sweet. 457 00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:51,252 And, look, I know this might 458 00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:52,689 sound strange, 459 00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:54,938 - but do you think we could - try again, 460 00:17:54,977 --> 00:17:57,560 For real this time? 461 00:17:59,764 --> 00:18:01,972 - Well, then. 462 00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:03,800 - Would you like to have lunch - with me? 463 00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:06,927 - I would. 464 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,132 - Come on, Kelly. 465 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,297 Let's get back to work. 466 00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:11,669 - On what? 467 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:15,169 - A new song. 468 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,662 - I don't understand. 469 00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,118 You forgive me but you're 470 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:21,534 breaking up with me? 471 00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:23,718 - Camille, 96% of all first 472 00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,864 romances end in breakups. 473 00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:28,358 - You kissing James gives us - the perfect opportunity 474 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:29,566 For us to get ours 475 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,774 out of the way now. 476 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,271 - And you're not sad about that? 477 00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:33,688 - Yes. 478 00:18:33,729 --> 00:18:35,271 But I'm going to mask my pain 479 00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:37,433 - by buzz-cutting my hair, - joining a gym, 480 00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,203 And nicknaming myself 481 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,973 "the island." 482 00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,929 - But can we be friends? 483 00:18:45,217 --> 00:18:48,717 - Friends it is. 484 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,046 - Um, maybe would could hug too? 485 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,461 I mean, friends hug, right? 486 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,499 - It is the friendly thing - to do. 487 00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:09,985 Ah, yep. 488 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,858 Friends it is. 489 00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,853 - So are they back together? 490 00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:18,351 - Hard to say. 491 00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:20,180 - Must be one of those on-again, - off-again things. 492 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:21,306 - Hmm. - Ooh! 493 00:19:21,347 --> 00:19:23,805 Kendall and Jo! 494 00:19:23,967 --> 00:19:26,881 - The studio pushed up my scene. 495 00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,380 - Gustavo's making us record - a new song. 496 00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:30,172 Both: Let's go. 497 00:20:04,468 --> 00:20:05,593 - This was fun. 498 00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:08,051 - Best one minute date ever. 499 00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:17,125 That was so sweet. 500 00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:18,410 - Oh, stop your blubbering. 501 00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:20,287 - Thank you. 502 00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:22,118 - Okay, with all the recent 503 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,909 big-time "love" around here, 504 00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,259 I've decided to dump 505 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,571 the breakup song 506 00:20:26,612 --> 00:20:28,487 for the boyfriend song. 507 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,024 - But I'm not anyone's - boyfriend. 508 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:31,608 - Don't start. 509 00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:33,191 Just sing. 510 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:34,999 ? Your boy, boy, 511 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,770 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 512 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:37,913 ? your boy, boy, 513 00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:39,057 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 514 00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,974 - ? have you ever had - the feeling ? 515 00:20:44,718 --> 00:20:47,632 ? Yeah, and there isn't anything 516 00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:50,548 they could have said or done? ? 517 00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:51,982 - ? I don't know what kind 518 00:20:51,983 --> 00:20:53,377 of guy that you prefer ? 519 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,061 ? but I know I gotta put myself 520 00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:56,707 or worse ? 521 00:20:56,748 --> 00:20:58,642 - ? see, I think I got the kind 522 00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:00,537 of love that you deserve ? 523 00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:04,284 - ? you're looking for - a boyfriend ? 524 00:21:06,071 --> 00:21:08,654 - ? give me time, - you know I'm gonna be there ? 525 00:21:08,693 --> 00:21:10,067 ? Don't be scared to come, 526 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,442 put your trust in me ? 527 00:21:11,481 --> 00:21:13,064 ? can't you see 528 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,647 all I really want to be ? 529 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,184 - ? let me down, - you know I'm coming right back ? 530 00:21:20,223 --> 00:21:21,660 ? I don't care at all 531 00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:23,097 what you done before ? 532 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,738 - ? if you tell me where, 533 00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:28,092 I'm waiting here ? 534 00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:29,589 ? every day like 535 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:31,047 slumdog millionaire ? 536 00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:32,461 ? bigger then the twilight 537 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:33,836 love affair ? 538 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:37,662 - ? looking for, - looking for ? 539 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,773 - ? that you're looking for - a boyfriend ? 540 00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,366 ? Give me time, 541 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,866 you know I'm gonna be there ? 542 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:45,259 ? don't be scared to come, 543 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,613 put your trust in me ? 544 00:21:46,654 --> 00:21:48,069 ? can't you see 545 00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:49,485 all I really want to be ? 546 00:21:49,526 --> 00:21:50,796 ? is your boyfriend, 547 00:21:50,797 --> 00:21:52,067 can't fight that ? 548 00:21:52,107 --> 00:21:53,772 ? let me down, 549 00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:55,438 you know I'm coming right back ? 550 00:21:55,478 --> 00:21:56,914 ? I don't care at all 551 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,351 what you done before ? 552 00:21:58,392 --> 00:21:59,703 ? all I really want 553 00:21:59,704 --> 00:22:01,015 is to be your ? 554 00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:02,596 ? your boy, boy, 555 00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,137 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 556 00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:05,593 ? your boy, boy, 557 00:22:05,594 --> 00:22:07,009 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 558 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,548 ? your boy, boy, 559 00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:10,048 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 560 00:22:10,089 --> 00:22:11,504 ? your boy, boy, 561 00:22:11,505 --> 00:22:12,920 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 562 00:22:12,961 --> 00:22:14,480 ? your boy, boy, 563 00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:16,000 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 564 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,477 ? your boy, boy, 565 00:22:17,478 --> 00:22:18,914 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 566 00:22:18,954 --> 00:22:20,349 ? your boy, boy, 567 00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:21,744 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 568 00:22:21,785 --> 00:22:23,325 ? your boy, boy, 569 00:22:23,326 --> 00:22:24,866 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 570 00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:26,301 ? your boy, boy, 571 00:22:26,302 --> 00:22:27,696 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 572 00:22:27,736 --> 00:22:29,131 ? your boy, boy, 573 00:22:29,132 --> 00:22:30,526 b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend ? 574 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,003 ? all I really want 575 00:22:32,004 --> 00:22:33,440 is to be your ? 576 00:22:36,806 --> 00:22:41,679 - I can't believe that you were - acting the whole time. 577 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,056 - Are you kidding me? 578 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,220 I hate shoe shopping, 579 00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:46,924 I never cry, and I try not to be 580 00:22:46,925 --> 00:22:48,591 too disgusting. 581 00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:50,465 - Two corn dogs, please. 582 00:22:50,504 --> 00:22:52,838 And you know the best part? 583 00:22:52,877 --> 00:22:54,209 Is that now I get to know 584 00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:55,542 the real you. 585 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,291 - Yeah. - One more thing. 586 00:22:57,331 --> 00:22:59,956 I hate corn dogs. 587 00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:01,389 - Yeah. 588 00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:02,784 This isn't going to work out. 589 00:23:08,235 --> 00:23:09,339 - ? Step it up 590 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:10,443 get in gear ? 591 00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:11,503 ? go for broke 592 00:23:11,504 --> 00:23:12,554 make it clear ? 593 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,352 - ? make it work, - get it right ? 594 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,263 ? Go and make your luck 595 00:23:42,264 --> 00:23:44,284 with the life you choose ? 596 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,051 ? if you want it all, 597 00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:47,780 lay it on the line ? 598 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,110 ? it's the only life you got 599 00:23:50,111 --> 00:23:52,401 so you gotta live it big time ? 600 00:23:52,451 --> 00:23:57,001 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38062

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