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- Ace McFumbles here with a special

Homecoming Week broadcast.

On Saturday, our Bulldogs play

their biggest game of the year against crosstown rivals--

the Cobras!

Oh, yes, after last year's crushing defeat,

our Bulldogs are eager to win back the hometown crown.

And in social news, the school is a-hum with mums--

the Texas tradition of mum corsages, that is.

Remember, if someone gives you one of these,

you've got yourself a date to the Homecoming Dance.

- Last, but not least, Homecoming Court nominees

were just posted to the main bulletin board.

Let's go to Chauncy, our man on the scene with the results.

- I've gotta say... the mood is electric.

I'm afraid to look.

- It's safe! - We're all up there!

PEPPER, BELLA, SOPHIE:

- Oh, my gosh! - Yay!

- This is so cool!

Now we'll all be in the yearbook picture together.

- Picture? Oh, no. - What?

- My zit nemesis is coming back.

- You mean your nemezit?

- Yes, the zit that wants to ruin my life.

It always shows up at the worst time.

- It's nothing.

- Yeah, nothing at all.

- Pepper, you're lying. You always blink when you lie.

I would never!

- I'm out.

I've gotta stick my face in some zit cream.

- It's all happening--the three of us on Homecoming Court.

And there's a dance.

- I know. I wish I had a date.

But I haven't had a spark with anyone since Kyle.

It's probably for the best.

I have to focus on the Homecoming game.

- Okay, don't tell anyone,

but I've kinda had a spark with someone.

I'm hoping he'll give me a mum. - Seriously? Who?

- Oh, I'm dying to tell you. Okay, it's--

No, I can't. I don't want to jinx it.

- I totally understand.

This is so exciting!

- Ladies, relax. I've worn this shirt before.

- This is not about you, Troy. This is about Homecoming.

- Bella, Sophie and I got elected to Homecoming Court

and we're girling out hard.

- Bella, I'm so disappointed in you.

You should be focused on the game,

not some outdated popularity contest.

- Troy, you got nominated for Homecoming King.

- What? Yes! All right! I'm King!

All hail King Troy! I did it! Did you hear? I'm King!

- Should we tell him he hasn't won yet?

- Let's let him have this.

- ? Dreamlike, teamlike ?

? Livin' like one of the boys ?

- This is the second time you kids have come in

for free sundaes this week.

- Well, yeah, 'cause it says it right here--

"Free sundaes for athletes wearing game jerseys

during Homecoming Week."

- Yeah, but that doesn't mean unlimited sundaes--

- Oh, should I call my legal representative?

Hello? Hey.

- No. I just settled a lawsuit.

Some kid got his tongue stuck on the soft-serve nozzle.

Now I have to give him free ice cream for life.

- Thanks, Daddy. - Faker!

Here you go.

- The only thing that tastes better than free ice cream

will be the sweet taste of victory after Saturday's game.

Hoo-rah!

- That's what I'm talking about.

We're gonna crush those Cobras.

- Oh, don't look now, but the Cobras just walked in.

- Where? - I said don't look.

- Right there.

Grrrr...

? ...eetings football foes ?

- Ha. Ha. Look, it's the Bulldogs.

- Can you believe these guys have the guts

to show their faces in here after last year's game?

- Oh, yeah? Well, uh, these faces are gonna be

in your nightmares after we destroy you on Saturday.

- Ha. Keep dreaming. We're goin' all the way this year.

We even ordered our championship jackets.

Oh!

- Well, that's fine because, ha, we don't even wear jackets.

- You're wearing a jacket right now.

- Uh, no, no, this is... this is a coat.

I bought it, actually-- - What he meant was...

we're gonna kick your butts so hard,

your grandkids will feel it.

Oh...

- Yeah, you Cobras are going to be crushed.

We're gonna skin you snakes alive

'cause mama needs a new pair of boots!

- Oh, yeah. Mm-hm.

- Whatever. - That's what I thought.

- Hey, you sure know how to smack talk.

- It's a gift. - I'll say.

You really put them in their place.

- Yeah, well, they deserved it.

You mess with my team, you answer to me.

- I like a girl with attitude. I'm Zach.

- I'm Bella. - Yeah, I know who you are.

I saw you play against the Bears.

You can really sling it.

- I've heard that said about me.

- We should hang out sometime. - Yes, we should.

- Uh, how about Saturday night? - That's cool.

Oh, wait, Saturday's our Homecoming Dance.

- I mean, if you don't have a date, I could go with you.

I don't have a mum, but-- - Then you better go get one.

That means "Yes," by the way.

- Oh, cool. All right, then, it's a date.

See you then. - Okay.

- What did you say to him? - Oh, my gosh, you guys, I--

- Did you serve Zach Barnes or did you soft serve him?

- That was Zach Barnes as in Cobra Captain

and star linebacker Zach Barnes? - The very same.

You'll be seeing a lot of old Barnesy come Saturday night.

You know--when he's tackling you.

- I didn't know it was him.

I guess I've never seen him without a helmet.

And he isn't even wearing a jersey.

- What a fool. Now he'll have to pay for his ice cream.

- Yeah, what a fool.

- Yeah, that's what I just said.

Hey, you guys.

Something kind of crazy happened and I need your advice

now that you're here. Is that toothpaste on your cheek?

- Yep, I heard it works on zits.

- Well, if it doesn't, nemezit will have fresh breath.

- You were saying?

- A guy asked me to the dance. His name is Zach.

He's tall and cute and he likes my smack talk.

Did I mention he's really cute? - That's awesome!

- But he's a Cobra.

Wha-a-a-at?

- It's his one flaw, his one tiny, little...

huge flaw.

- Bella, you can't date the enemy.

- But, you guys...

there was a spark.

- Yeah, a spark that will burn down the whole school.

- Ooh, this is so romantic.

You're gonna be involved in a tragic love fire.

- So you think it's a good idea.

- Well...no.

- It's a terrible idea.

And I think the whole school would agree with us.

Plus, what if the team finds out?

- Yeah, you're right. What was I thinking?

I've gotta go. - Is that a mum for Sophie?

- It is. My stepmom Brenda helped me pick it out.

She's really good at buying showing things

with my father's money.

At least, that's what my mother says.

- It must be fancy. - Yeah.

It's got lots of bells and whistles--literally.

Plus, it's got lights

and a little stuffed dog that barks to music.

Just enough without going overboard.

- There are a few things in this world that just ain't natural--

cheese from a can and a mum from a store.

That's why my mum is growing in my garden as we speak.

I'm waiting till tomorrow to cut it so it's fresh,

and it'll be mixed with daisies--her favorite flower.

- Wait, Sawyer, did you just say you're giving someone a mum?

- Yes. Yes, I am.

- Well, aren't you full of surprises, buster.

Who's the lucky lady?

- Let's just say that's a surprise, too.

That cowboy is a man of mystery.

Oh, hey, Sophie.

So, I know we discussed this verbally

and via text and email and you said "No."

But I was thinking, if you saw it in person you might say--

- No.

- Okay, clearly I was mistaken.

Catch ya later, Soph.

Hey, Pepper. - Hey.

- Everything okay?

- Not really.

I was hoping a certain someone was going to give me a mum.

But it looks like it's not going to happen.

- Yes, it is. Full disclosure.

I bought this with Sophie in mind,

but she wasn't accepting gifts at the moment.

Pepper, my good pal, will you accept my mum

and go to the dance with me?

- Sure, Newt. I'd be happy to.

- Oh, by the way, if you get hungry,

it's got edible petals.

- Oh, hey.

- Oh, hey, I got your text. What's up?

- I wanted to talk to you about Saturday.

I think you're really cool, but I don't think we can go out.

- Why not?

- Because you're the enemy and I don't want to

burn down the school in a tragic love fire.

I mean...

I'm a Bulldog and you're a Cobra.

We're at war. We can't do this.

- Look, I knew who you were when I asked you out,

and I didn't care, so why should you?

- Because it's more complicated for me.

- Because of the love fire?

- No. Because I'm the only girl on the team

and the guys would not understand.

- Well, just don't tell them until after the game.

- Yeah, but what if--

I mean, I could, but--

They might--

You know what? That could work.

- Okay, then. Problem solved.

- Okay, I've gotta go before they--

Oh, no you didn't!

- What are you doing?

- They're here--behind you.

- Oh, yes, I did!

- See you on Saturday.

And bring your big boy pants!

- Hey, way to put that Cobra in his place, Bella.

- Yeah, I came for the ice cream,

but had to dish out some smack talk first.

- But you didn't bring your jersey.

- Oops, I'd better go get it.

Hi, Coach. Bye, Coach.

- Hey, guys.

Just, uh, checkin' to see

if you guys are stayin' out of trouble.

Uh, since I'm here, I'll have the free special.

- Sorry. Gotta see a jersey, pal.

- Is that Newt's jersey?

- Mind your business.

- ?

- Hey, Sophie, how's the zit sitch?

- Twice as bad.

Nemezit had a baby and it is not the cute kind!

Do you have any concealer I can borrow?

- Totally. I've got some in my locker.

You can do this.

She'll say "Yes." You can do it.

- Wow, that's a beautiful mum, Sawyer.

- Yeah, well, it's trash now.

- Whoa, what happened with the special lady?

- She got a mum from another man.

Poor guy.

It's no reason to take it out on the flowers.

They have feelings, too.

- Great practice today, Bulldogs.

You guys have been going hard all week.

- Looks like you've been going hard, too, Coach.

On the sundaes.

- You guys laugh.

But it fills the void.

- Uh, anyway, you should have seen

Bella trash talking the Cobras.

She had Zach Barnes blushing like a little girl.

- What'd you say to him?

- I don't think I should repeat it.

It was super offensive.

- Go ahead, offend us.

- Yeah, go on. Do your thing.

- Oh, all right.

Uh, so I went up to Zach and I was like...

"You Cobras are the worst." - Oh!

- And he was like...

"You Bulldogs are even worser."

And I was like..."Pssssh."

And there was some more back and forth, etcetera, etcetera,

bold trash talk!

- That's, uh...

- You had to be there.

- Yoo-hoo!

You boys decent? - Yeah, come on in.

- They delivered this to the office for Bella.

I peeked. It's a mum.

- Oooh.

- At least someone has a date to the dance.

- Bella has a new guy. - Guys, you know what?

I think I'll just open this in my locker--privately.

Troy, don't! - Let's see.

"A mum with attitude for a girl with attitude."

- Oooh. - Whoa.

- "I can't wait for the dance--Zach Barnes"?

- So, about my date...

- Coach, there has to be some rule against this.

Isn't there a penalty for, you know, traitor dating?

- Yeah, I don't know.

I've never had a player date an opponent before.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta...

I, uh, have to...

I've just gotta get outta here.

- Guys, this is not a big deal.

Zach and I are just two people from opposite sides who met,

smack talked and liked each other--like Romeo and Juliet.

- Oh, yeah, 'cause that ended well.

- Newt, you're with me, aren't you?

- Don't look at me, traitor dater.

- Don't you see what's going on here?

He's trying to distract you

before the biggest game of the season.

- Yeah, I mean, it's a great strategy.

If the Cobras had a girl QB, I'd do the same.

Probably break her heart, poor thing.

Be journalin' for days.

- I would never let a guy throw me off my game.

I'm gonna defeat him and then I'm gonna date him.

I'm gonna do it all-- like Beyonc�!

- We are so dead on Saturday.

- It sounds like Santa Claus is coming.

Or a bell factory exploded.

- I know. This one is crazy.

And crazy heavy.

Why are you holding your cheek?

- Nemezit has gone full on zitzilla.

Everybody's gonna laugh at me when I'm standing on the field

with the rest of Homecoming Court.

- Oh, please, no one's going to notice.

- I know you're lying because you're blinking.

- No, I'm just trying not to look at it.

- Hey, you-u-u-- - Don't say anything.

- The mum looks great, Pepper. Brenda will be proud.

- I hope you don't mind. I added some daisies.

They're my favorite flower. - Well, of course, I--

- And they'll be mixed with daisies--her favorite flower.

- Whoa, what happened with the special lady?

- She got a mum from another man.

- Oh, no, I'm the other man.

What have I done?

- ?

It's game time, folks!

And, no, you're not seeing double.

It's Silverado East versus Silverado West--

the biggest rivalry of the year.

If we lose to the Cobras,

we'll never be able to show our faces in town again.

I have complete faith in our team,

but, just in case...

Go, Bulldogs.

- Well, if it isn't Little Miss Quarterback.

- It's okay. He knows.

- Oh, cool. So did ya get my mum?

Yes, it's beautiful.

- Heads or tails? - Heads.

- Heads has it. - We'll receive.

In yo face, Barnes. - Bring it, Dawson.

- You look really good tonight, by the way.

- You do, too. - Again...

- Set! Hike!

Oooh!

A massive hit on Bella Dawson by Cobra superstar Zach Barnes.

- ?

- What's this? - Barnes is helping Dawson up.

Is this just good sportsmanship

or a PG-13 romance starring Shailene Woodley?

Set! Hut!

Dawson avoids what was sure to be

a brutal attack by her Homecoming date, Zach Barnes.

Barnes is down. Dawson to the rescue.

Uh-oh, guess he didn't need a hand.

Ten! Hut!

Youch! Another magic tackle by Zach Barnes.

He is not playing nice.

And, apparently, he's forgotten his manners.

I hope he's more of a gentleman tonight at the dance.

Folks, the Bulldogs are down by 4

with only 10 seconds on the clock.

But we have the ball.

Can Bella Dawson get past Zach Barnes

and his tough Cobra defense? - I can't watch.

Ten! Louis the 8th!

Louis the 8th! Hut!

- ?

Touchdown, Bella Dawson!

The Bulldogs win!

We won! Yeah!

- ?

- Hey, Bella, I was wrong. You can do it all.

All psyched for your big date?

- Please. I make it a point Ato go solo to all dances.

That way, every girl gets a chance to dance with The Troy.

And if I'm King, every girl gets a signed picture--

in their gift basket.

- Okay...

Hey, good game.

You guys put up a great fight. - Yeah, you, too.

- So, uh, I know I put the mum on a little early,

but it was too pretty to leave in the box.

So, I'll see you at the dance?

- Uh, yeah, about that...

I'm not really in the mood to go to a dance right now.

Are you serious?

Because we won?

I thought you said being rivals didn't matter.

- Yeah, well, I guess it does.

Sorry, Bella.

- Sawyer, wait up. This way.

- Huh? Where are we going?

Hey, I thought I threw that out.

- It was a misunderstanding. Just come with me.

Hey, Pepper, I hope you don't mind,

but I need to take my mum back.

- Wait, that was your mu-- - Zip!

- What's going on?

- Sawyer needs to talk to you.

- Why would Sawyer-- - Zip!

- Oh, daisies. I love daisies.

- I know. I made this for you.

Pepper, will you go to the dance with me?

- Sawyer, I would love to.

- Wha-a-a-at?

- Yeah, that just happened.

- Aw...

Newt, did you do that?

- Well, uh...

- That's pretty cool.

So, do you wanna to go the dance?

Together?

- Let's keep it casual.

- I love casual!

- Whoa!

That is some mum. - It sure is.

Check it out.

? Da da da da da da da ?

No one will notice zitzilla because of monster mum.

I may have to wear this all week.

Newt, you're a genius!

- Well, Brenda deserves some of the credit, too.

- Hey, Bella, you okay?

- Guess I was wrong about Zach.

- Yeah, well, I warned you about dating a Cobra.

- It's not that.

I'd get it if Zach couldn't handle dating the enemy,

but what really hurts is he couldn't handle

dating a girl who's better than him.

- Yeah, well, you'd better get used to it.

You're pretty much better than everybody.

- Great! That means I'll be alone forever!

- No, it means you're awesome. You kick butt.

And one day you're gonna find somebody

who appreciates that about you.

- Wow. Thanks, Troy.

Looks like I'm going solo to the dance.

Oh, well...

- Hey, how about you go with me?

- What about all your ladies? Won't they be disappointed?

Yeah, they will.

But, you know, I'll save a ton on gift baskets.

- And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.

- Oh, that's us. - Let's go.

- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to announce

Silverado's new Homecoming King and Queen--

Troy Dixon and Bella Dawson!

- Yes, I did it! Congratulations to me.

Oh, yeah. You, too, Bella.

- Thanks, Troy.

Nice crown.

- Yeah, I was hoping it would be bigger.

Shall we go to the dance, Your Highness?

- We shall, Your Majesty. Let's hang.

- Okay, but I'm keeping it casual.

- One more minute until I can wake up

from this free ice cream nightmare.

- Bulldogs in the house!

- Hey, hey, the promotion is almost over,

and by the time you go home and get your jerseys,

it'll be too late.

- Oh, well, then it's a good thing we brought 'em.

- Great.

- I'll have two sundaes-- one for me and one for my date.

- Friend! - Friend-date with Sophie.

- Um, Bernie?

- Get outta here, kid.

- I'm stuck on here, Daddy.

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