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-[theme music plays]

-♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need To help somebody ♪

♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry

♪ it's gonna be all right ♪

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ never you fear

♪ no don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always ♪

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ never you fear

♪ no don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-[rock music]

-♪ so hot in the summer sun

♪ you know girl you're the only one

♪ making me crazy

♪ crazy from the heat

♪ just looking for a little fun

♪ you could my number one

♪ you're making me crazy

♪ crazy from the heat

♪ woo

♪ woo hoo woo hoo - these summer days

♪ woo

♪ woo hoo woo hoo - take me away ♪

♪ love 'em Need 'em ♪

♪ nothing's gonna beat these summer days ♪

♪ oh yeah

♪ hey

♪ woo hoo woo hoo - these summer days ♪

♪ woo hoo woo hoo - take me away

♪ woo hoo woo hoo - these summer days

♪ woo hoo woo hoo - take me away

-neely: you know, Everything was fine until

The new owners decided To turn the apartments

Into condos.

Can they do that?

-mitch: well that's why They call 'em owners.

So what are you gonna do?

-neely: well, I guess Apartments are hard to find,

Especially on My budget, but,

I lucked out.

I found a cute one.

It's close to work and It's clean and cozy.

-mitch: hey, see?

Sometimes things work Out for the best.

Life is what happens

When you're Busy making plans.

-hey, who said that?

-me, just now.

-well there's just one Little, little problem.

-really? What's that?

-yeah, well we can't move in Until the new paint dries.

24 hours.

Do you know a Nice, cheap hotel?

Cheap being the Operative word.

-yeah, yeah I do.

It's called the Buchannon inn.

Look why don't you Save your money,

Come stay with us.

-mitch, no I--

-it's no problem.

Look, hobie is in santa Barbara for the weekend,

You can take his room.

Besides, ashley already Asked me and I said yes.

Didn't I?

Didn't you say Yes darlin', huh?

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

-[clears throat]

-yes.

-[funky rock music]

-♪ I'm so lucky

♪ to hold you in my arms

♪ I was going along and suddenly You got me seeing stars ♪

♪ it's really something simple It's just the way that you are ♪

♪ and now you've got me humbled Cause you've carried me so far ♪

♪ now I've got that weight off my Shoulders ♪

♪ the way that you shine

♪ can't believe your mine

♪ I see the world so differently

♪ you fill up my life Caught me by surprise ♪

♪ cause you bring out the best in me

♪ all that you are You got me from the start ♪

♪ I'm lost in your tranquility

♪ one look in your eyes Don't even have to try ♪

♪ cause you bring out the best in me

♪ the way that you shine

♪ can't believe your mine

♪ I see the world so differently

♪ you fill up my life Caught me by surprise ♪

♪ cause you bring out the best in me, You bring out the best of me ♪

-april: looks good today.

-jordan: yeah it's A great day,

Everything looks good.

Engine temps are In normal ranges.

And oil pressure's good.

-cody: what are You guys up to?

-oh, we're just getting A little extra work in on the scarab.

-pretty powerful boat For a couple of...

-for what?

A girl?

-I think we can Handle it, boys.

-your trim tabs Aren't down.

-yeah, we know that.

-yeah we don't like 'em down all the time.

-yeah it's a Matter of style.

-oh yeah we'll it's Pretty choppy out there

You better get 'em adjusted.

You don't want To lose control.

-oh, don't worry.

We're in control.

-well, shift's over.

Last one into the barn?

-you're on.

-okay, on three.

One...

-three!

-[cody laughing]

-[exciting guitar music]

-cheaters!

-I never could count [laughs].

-men! -[april laughs]

-hang on!

-yeah!

-come on man, gun it!

-faster!

Move faster, faster!

-bye bye, girls!

-april: come on, jordan, They're pulling away!

-cody: we got 'em, newmie!

They're toast!

-newman: hey, What do we got here?

-man: hey look, It's madison.

The beach boy.

-spencer, cooper.

-workin' huh?

-yeah, new concept For you guys I bet.

Daddy buy you a new toy?

Must've cleaned your rooms.

-bitter, bitter.

You know actually We admire you.

Saving lives, Protecting our shores,

Giving cpr to the halibut.

-that's why they pay You the big bucks, right?

You guys must make what...

Hundreds of Dollars per year?

[laughs]

-I think I'm full, You ready to go?

-yeah let's bail.

-spencer: hey, you Gonna race sunday?

It's for charity.

All proceeds go to your Camp baywatch brats.

-maybe tweety bird there can Get you to the finish line

In time to see us get The commodore's trophy.

Again.

-[both laugh]

-please.

We would crush You two clowns.

-ooh!

-newmie: time Out tough guy.

That's a twin turbo.

Why don't we pick on a boat

That doesn't have a big Red s stamped on its chest?

-let's go.

-see ya!

-bye bye!

Bye bye!

-bye bye!

-[spencer and cooper Bawk like chickens]

-hey! -hey.

-were you going out tonight?

-no no, big game on tv.

-could you watch Ashley for me?

She's no trouble, Huge huge favor.

-uh, uh, sure.

-great.

-where are you goin'?

-I got a job.

I am a cocktail waitress.

-you're a lifeguard.

-well I've gotta moonlight For a while mitch,

I had to give first and Last month's deposit

On my new apartment.

It took all my savings.

-well what do ya know about Bein' a cocktail waitress?

-what's to know?

Somebody orders a drink and

I go get it for 'em.

Want a water?

-yeah.

-here, see? -thanks.

Easy.

Okay, sweetie, Mommy'll be back soon.

You be a good girl For uncle mitch.

All right, okay, clean Diapers in the bag.

Here ya go.

She'll take five or six ounces, She'll be out for the night.

-wait! -you are a lifesaver!

-no, wait! -I gotta go, bye!

-wait a minute, what Time are you comin' back?

[sighs]

Well, who do ya like?

The jets or the bears?

-[baby cries] No no no, no no no.

Don't cry.

Mommy'll be back Sometime tonight.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, yes, yes that a girl.

Yes, yeah that's good.

Hey, hey, there ya go.

Oh yeah! That's right.

Okay here we go, here we go.

All right, here we go.

Look it, watch this.

Boom, look!

Hey, kickoff!

Look at the ball it's Goin' woah woah woah,

Look at the ball Look at--

Yes, yes, perfect!

See? You love football!

All right, all right.

-[baby cries]

Ashley, come here.

Come on, sweetie, Okay, that's right.

Yes, yes, hello...

-[dance club music]

-all right you got two Martis, a bud, a maggie,

And a scotch.

What table is that?

-um, that one Right over there.

-table number twelve.

You're gonna have to Learn the numbers.

-yeah, okay, tommy.

If that's twelve, Then is one next to it

Eleven or thirteen?

-neither.

26a.

-okay, and that's 26a because?

-'cause there is no 27.

-27 is? -it's gone.

You see the fire Department said

We can only have 26 tables.

You get it? -got it.

-good.

Now the martis, Are they up?

-up?

-stem glasses?

-uh, yeah.

-bartender: and What about the beer?

With or without?

-uh, with what?

-the glass.

-without. -the maggie?

With or without?

-with a glass?

-salt.

-uh, with.

-on the rough?

-why not.

-the scotch, neat Or on the rough?

-yeah.

-what?

Oh man.

-[relaxing music]

-newmie: mitch?

-hey!

-you got this kinda Seasick thing going there.

-oh, yeah, well it's Called the sway.

Calming thing, a zen move.

You guys would Never understand.

-you sure Everything's okay?

-mitch: couldn't be better.

Back in my Tower where I belong.

Hobie's thinkin' about Moving out for college.

Ashley and neely are moving Into their own place.

I'm a bachelor.

I'm free as a Bird, life is good!

-poker game's still On for tonight?

-mitch: absolutely.

J.D. And manny are Coming by at 7 o'clock,

Bring your money.

And be prepared To leave it.

-hah, yeah yeah yeah.

Let's go newmie.

See you tonight!

-mitch: see ya!

[sighs]

[whistles]

-I can't believe They did that.

-I know.

They're unbelievable.

-hey hey hey.

-you guys cheated In that scarab race.

-cheated?

We see it as a Tactical maneuver.

-gamesmanship.

-well, we want a rematch.

-scarabs?

-no.

-choose your weapons.

-[rock music]

-♪ dive

♪ meet me at the line ♪

♪ race you to the other side

♪ of something that's been stirring up

♪ try

♪ you're falling far behind ♪

♪ knowing this defines it all

♪ but hoping that you're good enough

♪ push and pull is a what it takes

♪ dirty pool just to win that race

♪ one direction to be the kings

♪ we will teach you everything

♪ it's bout the girls

♪ see

♪ wouldn't you agree

♪ friends are friends and I know Something ♪

♪ I would never give you up

♪ be

♪ all that you can be

♪ try to catch me if you can

♪ and if you think you're fast enough

♪ push and pull is a what it takes

♪ dirty pool just to win that race

♪ one direction to be the kings

♪ we will teach you everything

♪ it's bout the boys

♪ push and pull is a what it takes

♪ dirty pool just to win that race

♪ one direction to be the kings ♪

♪ we will teach you everything

♪ it's bout the girls

♪ it's bout the boys

-cody: brace yourself, Knuckleheads dead ahead.

-look here, surfer boys.

Hey beach boy, looks Like you stepped up.

-big race tomorrow, you Still want a piece of us?

-piece of you?

Nah, I think we Want all of you.

-easy.

-okay, big bucks.

How 'bout a little side bet?

-name it.

-they're settin' you up.

-I like your boat.

I want it.

Let's race for the pinks.

Winner takes both boats.

-done deal.

[laughs]

It'll be all right!

-you're mine.

-cody: see ya sunday!

-[boat engine revs]

-what are you doing?

-don't worry about it.

-woo!

-newmie: have You lost your mind?

-cody: we can Beat 'em, newmie.

-newman: maybe, maybe not.

-in this boat, I Know we can.

No problem.

-no, there is one problem.

It's not your boat to lose.

It's mitch's.

-we're gonna win.

Will you stop worryin'?

-fine.

But if we lose, You tell mitch.

-newmie, look.

-newmie: I see him.

-cody: come on, let's Beat 'em to the rescue!

Yeehaw!

-[suspenseful music]

-[emergency sirens]

-aw, jeez!

[groans]

-you okay? -yeah.

-sit down, okay?

-okay.

-just rest.

-thank you.

-it's okay, just Sit right here.

-man: you all right? -woman: yeah I'm fine.

-[people talking]

-[cody groaning]

-jordan: cody! April: what happened?

-you really wanna tell 'em?

-no [groans].

-it's a long story.

-oh my.

-mitch: come on, J.D., you gotta play.

[groans]

A good poker Game is five guys.

You bail, and that's four.

I know you can with four, But four is not good.

Five is good.

J.D.--

All right, I understand.

You see, I wanted J.D. To play because

Takin' j.D.'s money is like Taking candy from a baby.

That's between you and me.

Ooh mommy's Home, don't look,

Mommy had a bad day.

-he ripped me off. -who he?

-ferguson.

My new apartment?

I gave him first and last.

$2,000. It's gone.

-what's gone, the Money or the apartment?

-both.

-he stole an apartment?

-no, no.

Mr. And mrs. Schultz Are living there,

He rented it to them too.

-so ferguson scammed You, ran away,

And took the money?

-yeah.

[sighs] Mitch.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't have any money.

I don't have a place to live.

-oh, come here. Come here, come here.

Now take a deep breath.

[exhales]

You do have a place to live.

You and ashley can Stay here, no problem.

Now go on, you give Your mommy a hug,

I think she needs it.

There ya go.

-hi there.

Shhhh.

You're...

You're still swaying.

-oh.

Well once you're started It's kinda hard to stop.

-[neely laughs]

All right, well I'm Gonna get ready for work.

Sitter's here At seven, okay?

Come on, ashley.

-she play poker?

-[knock on door]

-hey! -cody: hey, man.

-hey, what the hell Happened to you?

-I tweaked it.

Looks worse than is.

Just gotta stay off It for a couple days.

-I dunno, looks pretty bad.

Should be home with that.

-yeah, I already tried that.

-he can't make it up the Stairs to his apartment.

-really? What are you gonna do?

-well, I was--

Ah easy, man!

I was hoping, maybe I could crash here

On the couch for A couple days.

You mind?

-[phone rings] -uh, hang on.

Yeah?

Hey, manny.

No no, not you too.

Well can't you reschedule?

They got traffic school On saturdays, ya know.

Your last day.

Oh man, all right.

All right.

Terrific.

-cody: what?

-j.D. And manny have canceled.

-a three man game.

-three man game.

-typical.

-hey, newmie! -newmie: hi.

-cody: hey. -hey, cody.

What happened to you? -tweaked it.

-oh, it's not as Bad as it looks.

-stayin' on your couch For a couple days.

-[phone rings]

-excuse me.

Hello?

Uh, it's for you.

-oh. Can you uh? -yeah.

Come here darling.

-got her?

-I gotcha. Shh.

-neely: hello?

Oh my god, terry, Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, just make sure you Call your insurance company

Tomorrow morning.

Okay.

Thanks.

Terry has been in a little Bit of a fender bender and...

-she's not able to babysit.

-do you mind?

-uh, no problem. -thanks.

-okay. -bye!

-bye [laughs].

-mitch, could you, uh?

-yes I can.

I can, yes.

Just sit back, will ya?

Relax.

-thanks, man.

-okay.

You play poker, huh?

-[baby cries] -ahh!

No?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Wait, here, here.

Oh, well it's gonna be Just a great night.

Oh god, yeah I know.

Will you shuffle these?

Okay, ashley's in for a buck.

All right, let's see.

Trip for the crip, Four nothing more,

A lady for the lovely lady.

And a jack for the dealer

To join his two Brothers in the hole.

-you know three Man game sucks.

-ashley makes it A four man game.

-well, playin' poker With a baby sucks.

-yeah, especially When she's winning.

-what can I say? She's good.

-she cheats.

-[ashley cries]

-ashley has got two Pair high, you bet.

How much?

Really? That much?

All right.

Ashley bets two bucks.

-little rich don't you think?

-maybe she's bluffing.

-I call.

-oh, come on, please, Will you just try

And get it on the table?

-I'm sorry.

-I'm in.

-now how long are Neely and the baby

Gonna be staying with you?

-just a while.

How long you gonna stay?

-just couple days.

Tops?

-[ashley cries]

-oh, for god's sakes.

This is fun, isn't it.

I mean this is Really a lot of fun.

And you had a good hand too.

-okay, tommy, I need a jack And coke, cooling cream,

And a tom collin's red.

-okay.

That lady over There, that blonde.

She wants a perfect man.

-oh, god.

Don't we all.

-rita!

Perfect man for that lady At table fourteen please.

-here you go.

-thank you.

-okay, possible straight For the couch potato,

A cowboy for the ladies, Two pair for little ashley,

Nothin' for the Dealer, I'm gonna fold.

I'll play ashley's hand.

-she doesn't need any help.

-hey, tell me again.

Three of one kind and two Of another is good right?

-please.

-so cody, what about The race tomorrow?

-what race?

-just a grudge match against A couple of rich brats.

-ashley's in for two.

How can you race with That knee of your's?

-I'll figure it out.

Newmie can Drive, I'll navigate.

-yeah right, smackin' Up against those swells.

You can't even Get off the couch.

-I can do it.

Somehow.

-what's the big deal With this race anyway?

-well, we made This little bet.

-oh, you made a little bet.

Oh. [laughs]

How much you Guys stand to lose?

-newman: your boat.

-bartender: okay, these two here For table number fifteen.

The two buds are for Table number six, the guy

With the stupid shirt.

The two wines, Table number nine.

The one with the big Hair, and the guy

With the bald head and The cheesy ponytail.

You got it?

-yeah I think so.

-good. Godspeed.

-all right.

Fifteen, six, and nine.

Stupid shirt, big Hair, cheesy ponytail.

Oh, tommy--

Oh, I am so sorry! So sorry.

-you certainly are.

Listen, blondie, Go do somethin'.

-here I'll help You clean it up.

-no no no...

-let me help you here.

-blondie, go.

Yeah.

-are you sure?

-never been more Sure in my life.

Go.

-mitch: and The prince,

And the princess, and The fairy godfather

Rode the unicorn all The way back cherry lane

And they lived...

Oh well, you know the rest.

Oh, ashley.

Please go to sleep.

Oh, that sweet baby smell.

You know, I remember that.

You know my son, hobie?

When he was a little boy, Just about your size,

I'd sway with him too, and He had that sweet baby smell.

He doesn't have That anymore.

Tell you little Secret, sweet pea.

I miss it.

You know?

That sway?

I miss taking care Of a little person.

And I'll tell ya Another secret.

I like you.

[laughs]

I like you a lot.

I mean, we both have A lot in common here,

I mean, we love football.

We love poker.

And we both can Stay awake forever.

Thanks.

I never thought I'd Get to do this again.

Yeah.

It's really nice.

Shhhh.

Oh, that's it.

That got it, that's it.

Oh yeah, that's it.

That's it.

I just gotta bore You to sleep.

Oh night night--

-[both scream]

-[ashley cries]

-oh no, it's okay.

And the prince And the princess

And the fairy godmother they

Went swimming And, oh my god

I need a rest...

-[relaxing music]

-I got it, I got it.

They just delivered The electrical switch.

This thing will Juice up those turbos

Like a lightning bolt!

-yeah, but there's no Time to hook this thing up

Through the Fuses and breakers.

-well, I'll hot wire it.

That way we can bypass the Fuses and the breakers.

Paydirt baby, yeah!

I got it, I got it.

Okay, come on back.

That's it.

Okay, stop.

-hey, guys.

Seems to be a little bit Of a misunderstanding here.

-yeah, I can't race you For pink slips today.

-yeah, why not?

-well, for starters, He's hurt.

-spencer: cop out.

-and for finishers, the Boat's mine, not his.

-so you're sayin' You're chickenin' out.

-no I'm just sayin' I Can't race you today.

-yeah. Bet's off, gentlemen, Thank you very much.

-well why don't You race us then?

-because I don't want to.

Goodbye.

-you a lifeguard too?

-yeah, I am.

-so I guess bein' chicken Just comes with the job.

-[both laugh]

-told you they Were real jerks.

-come on, old man.

One last race before they Turn you out to pasture.

Come on.

-you know I thought I Was havin' a conversation

With grownups.

Maybe I should talk To your mother.

-ooh.

-this is your big Chance, pops.

Go for it.

-come on.

Come on.

You ready?

-newmie: I was born ready.

-both: one, two three.

-newmie: gun it, mitch.

-[exciting music]

-woah, let's go!

Come on go, baby!

Go, go!

-we're gaining, come on!

We got 'em, we got 'em!

-conner: get ready To eat dust, baby!

All right!

Yeah! Yeah!

-hey, come on! Let's go!

-come on, we're losin' 'em.

-[engine beeping]

-the boat, what's goin' on?

-the hot wire Lead overheated!

-there's no control, I can't steer it!

-throttle down, Throttle down!

-come on, it won't go!

-fire must have melted Down the control cables!

-newman: turn Off the engine!

-no control, it Won't shut down!

We're gonna crash!

Let's get out of here!

-problem.

-mitch: get me Close, newmie!

-[thrilling music]

-help! Get us out of here!

Hot wire it!

Great idea, moron!

-man 1: great job man!

-man 2: that was great!

-man 3: close call!

-good job!

-great!

-I got 'em.

-ow.

Come on!

-[relaxing music]

-so what do you Think, sweet pea, huh?

Little pink for the trim And some girly wallpaper.

I mean, I'm not that good at Pickin' out girly stuff but

Hope you like it.

I mean, you better like it.

You paid for it with Your poker winnings.

Back me up.

-hey.

-hey, what's wrong?

-well.

They...

Tommy...

I got fired.

-from the bar?

Why?

-I dunno, I sold A lot of drinks but

I broke a lot of glasses. -[mitch laughs]

-tommy just thought I was Too expensive to keep.

-I'm sorry.

-I lost my job, I Lost my apartment.

I don't have any money.

What am I gonna do?

-well you could Help me with this.

-what are you doing?

-well, actually I am wallpapering

And painting the Guest bedroom.

Pink, huh?

Nice color for a little Girl and her mom.

-you mean...

-you and ashley are movin' in.

-oh, mitch, I can't Let you do this.

-well, it's not up to you.

It's up to ashley, and She says it's okay.

You see, it's kind Of a poker debt.

She kicked my butt.

-she did? -she did.

-come here sweetie, Come here.

Hey, there.

-hey, hey, hey.

-did you win a poker bet?

Yeah.

-if you'd like, I have Lots of experience.

-okay.

There ya go. -okay.

Yeah.

Shh shh shh shh.

Yeah, that's a girl.

You see, it's a...

Just takes a little Bit of experience

It's in the hips.

It's in the hips. -in the hips.

-[end theme playing]