Original subtitles

[opening theme playing]

♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need To have somebody ♪

♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry

♪ it's gonna be all right ♪

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ never you fear

♪ no, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ no

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ never you fear

♪ no, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here.

[rhythmic music]

-check, clue number one.

If you're going to find Me you're going to have to

Think like a neanderthal.

-like a what?

-a neanderthal, You dummy! A caveman!

-zack, tell me you're Not in the cave.

-come on in here, it's awesome!

-tell zack to get out of There, the waves are huge!

-zack, the waves Are really big.

You better get out, now!

[car horn honking]

-cody: hey, baby!

-hi, how was your day?

-cody: perfect now That you're here.

-all systems are go.

-no kidding, everything?

-yep, every last detail.

-aw, cj, you are the best!

I've been looking forward To this all day long.

-I have your favorite Wine, your favorite music,

Your favorite food.

What else could a man ask for?

[laughs]

I'm going to make all Your wishes come true.

-let's start right Now with my first wish.

-what's that?

-help me close the tower So we can get out of here.

-yeah.

[laughs]

[gasps]

[tense music]

-help! Help me!

Help!

-go get help! Remember the Lifeguard tower we passed?

Zack?

-help!

-so, are you hungry?

-let's just say my Appetite is voracious.

[laughs]

-cj: catch!

-just tell me, tell me What the surprise is!

-no, I'm not Telling you anything.

-come on, cj!

-it'd be better If you don't know.

Oh, it's hot out. -it's not fair!

-yo, lifeguard!

[panting]

My brother and I Were playing

Hide-and-go-seek On our walkie-talkies,

And he's stuck in The cave down there.

-can you take us to him? -yeah.

-let's go!

[tense music]

-help!

-my brother zack, he's Trapped in the cave!

[grunts]

-zack: help me, I'm in here!

[gasps] Help me! Help!

I'm here!

Help, help! Help me! I'm in here!

Please help! Help me!

Over here! Help!

-all right, I got You! I got you.

All right now we're going To take a little swim, okay?

Can you take a deep Breath and hold it for me?

All right.

One, two, big breath, three!

[gasps]

-don't worry guys, He's going to find him.

[gasping]

Grab the can! -okay.

[grunting]

-there!

Okay, I've got him.

-all right, you're going To be all right, buddy.

-thanks for saving me.

-could've gotten Yourself killed, bozo.

-doesn't matter, I'm dead anyway.

Lost dad's walkie-talkie.

-okay guys, back To headquarters.

I'm going To call your parents.

-get walking.

[big band music]

♪ time is like a story That we've not read before ♪

[cheering]

♪ now is the time To take a chance ♪

♪ give it your all once more

♪ over the rules I double top

♪ hit at center stage...

-where is she?

Where is she?

-sorry, mr. Blanton.

She's usually on time.

-yeah, well this Is the last time

I'm going to give That woman anything.

-dealer: place your bet.

-there she is.

-hey, shelley!

Where you been? Come on!

You're my good luck charm!

You know I can't Win without you.

-hi, tony!

-my good luck charm!

-do you like my dress? -yeah, beautiful.

-yeah?

-just beautiful. Okay, here we are.

Let's do it! -here we go.

-I need you to win big for me,

Like the monte carlo Last summer.

-all right. -all right, cover the line.

-but tony, Those are thousands!

-that's all right, I got my good luck charm!

-[laughs] Okay.

Put a quarter each On the hard rolls.

Here we go, you okay?

-I'm okay.

[laughter]

All right, come on.

-here we go.

Yes!

-she rolls a 3. Craps. [murmuring]

I'm sorry tony, I--

-shut up, shut Up and roll again.

Put the whole quarter of A million credit line--

Hey! Listen to me.

I'm going to bet the whole

Quarter of a million Dollar credit line,

Cover all numbers. You got it?

-yes sir, right On the front line.

-all right, do it.

-okay. -all right.

-quarter of a million dollars?

-come on, it's all Right, it's all right.

Come on, don't think, Do it. Come on.

-okay!

-come on, come on, Come on, come on.

-all right, all right.

We got it working.

-ah, come on!

-here we go, huh? Great!

-yes, yes!

-craps again, lady loses.

-damn it! [thudding]

-tony, I--

-take your bad luck And get as far away

From me as possible.

You hear me? You hear me?

Now!

-tony-- -now!

-be careful, honey.

Tony's last two girls Whose "Good luck" wore off,

Were never seen again.

-what? What?

[solemn music]

-now! I want you to Leave now! You hear me?

Get out of here!

Take her up to the Suite, I'll be up there.

[elevator dings]

-what a night.

I mean seriously, He didn't have to bet

All of the money, you know?

I almost had a heart attack.

And he didn't have to Speak to me like that,

I have never ever heard Him talk to me like that!

I mean, seriously, what Is the big deal here?

What's going on?

-ms. Sands, has Anyone ever told you

That you talk too much?

[sighs]

Look, ms. Sands, Mr. Blanton will be up soon.

So do yourself A favor, stay put,

And don't get into Any more trouble.

[quirky music]

[sighs]

-quarter million Dollar credit line,

He could have got A better suite.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Let's see here.

[gasps] Yes!

Bingo!

[computer beeping]

[gasps]

[shuffling music]

[gasps] I'll bet That wasn't reported!

[quirky music]

[elevator dings]

-quarter of a million Dollars, up in a puff of smoke.

And that woman has always been My lucky streak!

It just makes you crazy.

It just makes me Crazy, I tell you.

[laughs]

-shelley!

[tense music]

Vinnie!

Vinnie she got the Disk, she got my files.

You got to find her, you Got to get that disk back.

-I'll get the boys on it Right away, mr. Blanton.

[languid music]

[knocking]

-mm, who could that be? It's after midnight.

-I don't know. With any luck, Whoever it is will go away.

-mm.

[knocking]

They're not going away.

[quick knocking]

-that was a desperate knock, I'd better go get it.

-[sighs] No, cj!

-okay, this better be good.

-hi, sweetheart! -mom!

-oh, my casey jean, I'm So happy to see you!

-cj: what are you doing here?

-well, I--

Oh, you're busy!

I'm interrupting. I'll come back.

-no, no, no, Stay, stay, stay,

We just opened a bottle Of moet champagne.

-shelley: oh! -cj: how come you

Didn't call, I could Have picked you up.

-well...

-something's up, isn't it?

What'd you do, What's going on?

-uh...

I don't need an excuse to Come and see my baby girl!

[laughs]

-or you're scared to Death of earthquakes

And you swore you'd never Come back to california.

Quote, "I love to dance But not with my furniture."

-[laughs] Silly bumps And grinds, I'm over it!

-oh, really?

-hi!

-this is cody. Cody, this Is shelley sands, my mom.

-no kidding, it's um, It's a pleasure to meet you.

-shelley: how do you do? -shelley sands?

-oh, my mom is the Best dancer in vegas.

-well... [laughs]

I needed a catchy stage Name for my vegas show.

And I just happened to be There with casey jean's dad

When, well, you know...

[laughter]

Hey, she told me you Were a handsome guy

But she did not tell me You are a heartthrob.

You'll have to tell me More about yourself, huh?

-I'd love to.

-I am interrupting.

I cannot barge in On you like this.

-cj: no! -shelley: I'm going to go,

I'll be back.

-no! Caroline, she's Gone for the weekend

So you can have her room.

-are you sure?

-yeah, absolutely. All yours.

-well, all right. Okay.

-here, let me get that.

-no, no, no,

You two just... -cody: are you sure?

-stay there, stay there, I'll handle this you two,

I'll just say Goodnight. Night, night!

-so, that's mom.

-yep, fasten your seatbelt.

[laughs]

[knocking]

-jimmy: come in!

-oh, jimmy, is it okay if I bring my mom through here?

She wants To take a look around.

-sure. -hi there.

-hi. -this is the men's locker room.

It's where we all change before

We go out to our Tower assignments.

And this is-- [gasps]

-joe: oh! -oh.

-joe: uh, sorry. -sorry, joe.

[laughs]

Anyway, this is The ladies' side.

Mom!

This is where a Lot of the guards

Were trapped during The earthquake.

-oh! Oh, oh, yeah.

Hi! I'm cj's mom.

-yeah!

-how did you overcome your Paranoia of earthquakes anyway?

-hypnotism. -hypnotism.

-mm-hm.

-I thought you were scared To death to be hypnotized.

-you know, I figured it was time

To get over that fear too.

So here I am!

I'm so happy to Be with you, honey!

-oh, me too! -this is going to be so fun.

-yeah. Okay well, I have to go upstairs

To get my tower assignment.

-shelley: okay. -cj: are you ready?

-you know what, I'll Be along in a little bit

Because I want to put on Lots of sunscreen, okay?

-okay. You guys coming?

-I won't take long, I promise. -okay!

[quirky music]

[languid music]

-hey, mom! -hi, honey!

Oh, what a way to work!

-I know, this is my Office. Isn't it great?

-it's beautiful!

-hey, how's it going?

-wow!

[laughs] Casey jean,

You did not tell Me about all these

Handsome hunks you Have in your life.

Hi. -hi.

-I'm shelley sands, I'm casey jean's mom.

You might be? -that's my boss, mom.

-mitch, mitch buchannon.

Your mom? -yeah.

-shelley: your boss, oh wow! -boy: whoa!

[ominous music]

-now if he's your Boss, why don't you just

Come to dinner tonight because I'm going to be cooking.

-help!

-and we can get To know each other.

-excuse me. Come on!

-boy: help!

Help!

[crowd murmuring]

-mitch: okay, okay, I got you, I got you.

-woman: what happened? I didn't see anything!

-mitch: okay, take it easy. -cj: grab the can.

-mitch: we'll swim you in. -cj: it's going to be okay.

-mitch: atta boy. -it's okay.

-woman: looks Like they got him!

-vinnie! How did you find me?

-you were always bragging about

Your daughter the lifeguard.

Tony's at the ritz-carlton,

And he'd like to see you. Now.

-yeah, well, I don't Want to see him, ever!

-that's funny, that's What he said you'd say.

Now let's go!

-ow!

Hey! Hey, let go of me!

You don't have to Drag me the whole way!

Hey listen vinnie, Why don't you just

Get a regular job, will you?

-hang in there!

-oh, god, that's my boy!

[coughing]

Zack! Zack!

-you his mother? -yeah.

-okay. He's all right.

He just sucked up Half the ocean.

[laughter]

-hey!

-listen, you just let go of me,

You big boss!

You overgrown jabroni! -cj: hey!

[grunting]

-huh!

-who was that? -nobody.

-want me to go after him?

-nah, he didn't do anything.

-I saw you struggling With him, mom.

-no, no, it was nothing.

It was the silliest thing.

We both found a Hundred dollar bill

In the sand and that's All there was to it.

No, seriously.

It was $100, he wanted It, I wanted it.

And that's all There was to it so,

Let's not make a big Deal out of this.

Let's just go and Enjoy the day, okay?

Come on, honey.

-your mom, huh?

How come you never Told me about her?

-make sense now?

[quirky music] [tapping]

-something wrong?

-I feel like a single Parent with two children,

Except for one's my mother And the other's my boyfriend.

I don't know who to Worry about first.

[knocking]

-ah, maybe I can help.

-oh, really?

-your mother is Headed this way.

-listen, you do a great job!

-thanks!

-haven't seen one of those In a long time! [laughs]

Hi, honey!

I'm cj's mom. Happy to meet you.

Hi, hi!

-cj: hi. -mitch: hey!

-hi. Okay, I'm Expecting both of you

For dinner tonight.

I'm going to go run Some errands, all right?

-oh, whoa, whoa, Whoa, what errands?

-I have to get some Things for dinner

Because frankly, Her kitchen is bare.

-oh, well good, I'm Off in a few minutes.

We'll go shopping together.

-honey, I want to surprise you! [ringing]

-buchannon.

-I'm quite surprised Already actually,

I don't now if I can take any more

Of your surprises, mom.

[laughs]

-yeah, hang on, She's right here.

Sorry to interrupt, but The phone's for you.

-for me? Who would know I was here?

-that's a good question.

-uh, who's calling?

Tony blanton.

[quirky music]

-oh.

Hello? Hello?

No, I can't hear you!

I'm sorry, you have The wrong number.

-now wait a second, Who's tony blanton?

-I don't know, nobody.

-now, wait a second, That is the second time

You've had a conversation With nobody today.

You're not going anywhere.

Mitch, can I have a few Minutes with my mom, please?

We need to have a little talk.

-absolutely! Far be it from me

To interrupt A mother-daughter chat.

-all right, can you Have a seat please

Because you're going To spill your guts.

-okay.

[sighs]

-give.

-it's nothing, really.

-I know you, mom.

"Nothing" always Means "Something".

Now, come on, I know You're in trouble.

But I can't help you Unless you trust me.

-well...

I got involved with mr. Wrong.

-again? -again.

I mean, what can I say? It's a gift.

-it's a curse. -yeah.

-I need to meet these men

Before you get So involved with them.

That way I can check them out.

Then they can't Break your heart.

-or my legs! [laughs]

-what are you talking about?

-well...

-just start from the beginning, Give me all the details.

-okay.

Should I give you the Reader's digest version?

-all of it, or I'm Going to break your legs.

[languid music]

Mom, I can't believe you get Yourself in these situations.

-well, how did I know He was going to be

Dumping these girlfriends God knows where

When their good luck wore off?

There he is! -cj: which one?

-that one, right there, He's getting out of the pool.

[laughs]

-here you go, mr. Blanton. -yeah, thanks. Thanks, vinnie.

-he's got "Mob" Written all over him.

-ha! Yeah, that's Vinnie with him.

-vinnie? Figures.

-wait, wait!

Cj, cj!

-two grand marniers And margaritas.

-waitress: uh-huh, all right.

-now, listen to me, you goon!

I want you to stay Away from my mom.

-yeah, and quit following me

And sending vinnie To threaten me!

And both of you, don't Go near my daughter.

-oh, so this is Your daughter, huh?

Elkie, I'll meet you right Here in a little while.

It is a great Pleasure to meet you.

-well, it's definitely not A pleasure to meet you.

[laughs]

-fire in the daughter just Like the mother, I love it.

[laughs]

And you shouldn't have left

Without saying Goodbye, baby doll!

-left? I can't even believe That I ever started with you!

I know what you're capable of,

And I don't intend to End up like the others.

-what others?

-the others, the other women

Who were your good luck charms?

They disappeared?

[laughs]

-where does she get these Preposterous stories?

I am here because You got my disk.

-oh, yeah? Well, I decided to Take out a little insurance.

The irs would be particularly Interested in the wins,

All the unreported wins.

We figure about A couple of million bucks

You owe in back taxes.

-and if mom and I Stay healthy and alive,

The irs doesn't Have to find out.

-you two broads, you watch Far too much television!

-well, obviously you Haven't been watching enough

Because if you did, you'd know

What was going to happen next.

Now don't mess with my mom!

Believe me.

I've had plenty Of years of experience

And you won't win.

-yeah! -cj: yeah!

-tony doesn't Look so tough now!

-I think he got the message.

-yeah, neither does Big old vinnie!

-cj: mm!

-the woman gives new meaning To the phrase "Bad luck".

-she seems to know About the others.

-yeah, now the daughter Knows everything.

They know far too much.

You got to find the disk for me,

And then I want you to take care

Of shelley and her daughter.

Make it look like an Accident, all right?

-don't worry, mr. Blanton, I'll take care of it.

-good. [ominous music]

Look at this mess.

[swing music]

-now we're shaking Our shoulders.

Okay, are you ready?

Now, one, two, three, four.

One more, one more, Now we twirl!

Twirl, one more time.

[laughs]

Now you thrush and you thrush.

Ha!

This is the part where the Fellas threw me in the air,

I love that part.

[laughter] [clapping]

Come on. -bravo!

-both of you, come on. -no, no, no, no.

-come on, let's try it.

-mom, they're Tired, they're tired

From lifeguarding all day, mom.

-oh, no, you're Not tired are you?

-no, this is the quiet Part of the evening,

You know, where you lay Back and hang and relax?

-no, no, no, come on. Come on!

Come on, you go over there.

-cj!

[groans] -go! Get ready.

Okay, come on. [swing music]

Get the beat. Shake Your shoulders.

Come on, yeah.

Get ready!

One, two, to the right, To the left,

One more time!

Okay, you got it!

Now twirl everybody, twirl!

[laughs]

Okay, now thrush, and a thrush.

Now this is the part Where we go in the air!

[laughter]

I love this part!

-I think I'll stick To tan and surfing.

-no, you'd be a good lifter!

Come on, I'll give You a glass of wine.

-thanks. -you did good!

-your mom is nuts, Just like you, cj.

-[laughs] I know.

Ta-daa!

-honey.

I want to thank you again For helping me out today.

I hated involving you,

But I didn't want To lie to you either.

-well, I just hope you Learned your lesson

About getting involved with The wrong type of people.

I still think you Should call the police.

-well, what can they do?

Because tony, All he did was threaten me.

I know how to handle him.

Money and gambling, That is the only thing

That's important to him.

As long as I have the disk, Then we'll be fine.

-speaking of the Disk, where is it?

-uh, disk? What disk?

Here you go.

-not disk, disco!

-disco! -[laughs] Come on.

-oh, no! [laughs]

[peaceful music]

-casey jean, I've had the most

Fabulously peaceful day today.

Really!

I feel like a big Weight has been

Lifted off my shoulders. I hate to leave.

-well, I'm finished closing up.

-shelley: okay.

-all right, let's go!

-did you see this guy? Huh? Look.

Think he likes older Women? [laughs]

-good? -yeah.

Oh, I love this place.

I should have got a job Like this when I was a kid!

Oh, this bag...

[ominous music]

-uh-oh, mom, we got to go.

Backup, I'm calling for backup!

-casey jean, let's go!

[screaming]

Where, where, where, where?

[screaming]

-mom! -[grunting] Cj!

[moaning]

Vinnie, you've got to help me!

[groaning]

-mom, are you okay? -fine.

-ladies, the honor of your Presence has been requested.

-ow!

Ow!

Who's that guy, the New goon of the month?

Ow!

Where are you taking us?

Wait!

-wait!

-let's just be a little More gentle, okay?

You used to be such A nice guy, vinnie.

-ladies, what a nice surprise.

Have a seat, please, won't you?

Aw, come on, girls. Please?

[gasps]

Now ladies, this isn't Usually my style.

I don't ordinarily do coves.

But I decided to Make an exception.

Can I offer you Some champagne?

[scoffs]

No?

It's really very simple.

The way I see it, You got two choices.

You can give me the Disk and walk away,

Or you can say goodbye To each other right now.

So what's it going to be?

-I told you that If anything happened

To either one of us, The disk is going to be

In the hands of the Irs, and I made copies!

-I'm a gambling man, you know?

I spent my whole life Knowing when to gamble,

And when not to.

I know a bluff When I see one.

My instincts tell me that You're bluffing, baby doll.

-tony, you're On a losing streak

And you're going to lose again.

-let me rephrase My generous offer.

Yesterday, you almost saw

Somebody's child Drown on the beach.

How would you like to See your child drown, eh?

Oh, the ocean is right there,

And vinnie and gabe Are standing there.

How do you think She'd like to watch

Her lifeguard drown?

[laughter]

-oh, you're not Serious, you can't be!

[screaming] Hey, stop that!

Now, all right, I'll get it For you, I hid it.

I put it in cj's Locker at headquarters.

Now, can we go?

-your lovely Daughter can go now,

And get the disk for us.

-how do we know that You won't kill us anyway?

-you don't know.

But hey, you got to take That chance, that gamble.

Because you got no other choice.

Now,

You be back in one Hour, you hear me?

One hour or your mom is going To go for a little swim.

Hey!

I want you to come Back by yourself.

No cops.

-and you accuse us of Watching too much television.

I'll be right back, mom.

[quirky music]

-well, as long we're going To wait, can I have a drink?

-oh, sure, by all means.

It's good stuff, very good year.

Whoa! Good luck. [laughs]

Here you are, sweetheart.

Hey, salud!

-up yours, vinnie.

-aw, come on, we're Going to be friends,

Aren't we, baby doll? [laughs]

-so the victim's Name was walt, 14...

Hey, cj, how was your day?

-disk, disk, disk, disk.

-what's wrong?

-nothing! Nothing. Um...

-cj, I know something is wrong.

-no, no, I just have To get out of here.

Bye.

Here! Now, come on, mom, Let's go.

-not so fast!

Vinnie, I want you To check around,

Make sure she didn't Bring back anyone.

-did you bring somebody?

-what?

-everything's Cool, mr. Blanton.

There's nobody out there.

-this is the correct disk.

-good, then we can go.

-not so fast.

Sorry, but that I cannot allow.

-I knew you were going To do this, you big jerk!

-you said if I brought you The disk that we could go!

-I lied.

Come on, let's get Going. Over here.

[tense music]

-cj: geez!

-shelley: ow!

Ow!

[shouting]

[intense music]

[grunting]

[shouting]

-get over there, Get over there!

-cj: get him, mom!

-you should lift Some more weight!

[grunting]

-give up?

-mitch: get up!

-kick him, honey, kick him!

Kick him, kick him!

Yeah!

-cody: that's for my Girlfriend's mother!

-cj: get him, mom!

[shouting]

-come on, come on!

Let's go.

[shouting]

-your crimes are Over, young man.

-cody: let's go, move it.

-come on, come on, you're okay.

Come on over here. Come on.

Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.

[bickering]

-I never thought I'd Be thanking someone

For not believing me.

[laughs]

-you okay? -yeah.

[peaceful music]

-hey, mom, what you thinking?

-oh.

How beautiful the beach Is this time of day.

How peaceful.

And how tony's going to Look wearing those stripes.

[laughter]

This is a man who Would never even

Wear a striped tie.

-well, sitting behind bars is Exactly where tony should be.

-yeah.

I told him not to Mess with my mom,

He should have listened.

[laughs]

-casey jean, I am so Happy for you, honey.

You have such a good life.

Got a job you love and Oh, so many friends

Who really love you.

-yeah, it's almost perfect.

[melancholy music]

-you know, when you Were a little girl

You would never, ever Let anybody see you cry.

Not even me.

I guess some things Never change, huh, honey?

-I don't want you to go, mom.

-casey jean,

I nearly got both of us killed.

I've just got to get My life together now.

And then I'm going To go out there

And see what's left for me.

Just like you did when You left vegas and me.

I got to go now.

And...

I'll find myself

A little niche, you know?

-I just wish you could Find your niche here,

With me.

-well,

When I get this act together

And I can take it on the road,

I'm going to be back.

-really?

Promise?

-oh.

Casey jean.

All the while you Were growing up

It was just you

And me, remember?

And being with you These past few days

Has brought it all Back, sweetheart.

You are my best friend.

And you know me better Than anybody, honey.

I just need a little Time now and I'll...

I'll be back.

-I love you, mom.

-oh, baby!

I love you.

[laughs]

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