Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need

♪ to help somebody

♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry

♪ it's gonna be all right

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ whenever you fear

♪ no, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ oh

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ whenever you fear ♪

♪ no, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

[clapping and shouting]

[rock instrumental music]

♪ we're playing under the sun On a friday ♪

♪ and my words aren't coming out right

♪ I've been under the gun Since last night♪

♪ but I think I can see the light

♪ they're never catch me

♪ love to see them try

♪ no they're never gonna catch me

♪ we're gonna get so high ♪

♪ no they're never gonna catch me

-ok, girls, we have $300. Do I hear $350?

Who'll bid $350?

-$350!

-$350, do I get four?

Who'll bid $400? $400?

$400?

Girls? Look at this man.

This is a man of steel.

He is a bargain for Anything less than $1,000.

-$400!

-$400! We've got $400.

Who'll bid four-fifty? $450.

-four-fifty!

-samantha: $450, Do I hear five?

Who will bid $500?

$500, ladies. Who'll give me $500?

Come on, someone give me $500.

And I've got $500.

Do I hear five-fifty? Who'll give me $550?

Ladies, check out these abs.

Have we noticed these arms?

-five-fifty!

-$550, do I hear six?

Who'll give me $600?

$600 from the lady in red.

Do I get $650?

$600 going once,

$600 going twice,

Sold, for $600.

Come on up and get Your lifeguard.

[clapping]

-well, how do you do?

-ooh.

-nice to meet you.

-almost set?

-how'd I let you Talk me into this?

-just remember it's For a good cause.

Come on, how long has It been since baywatch

Sent a team to the international Lifesaving championships?

-there's got to be a much more

Dignified way of raising money.

-not this much money.

Come on now. Stop your complaining.

You are the main attraction.

Let's see that brilliant Smile of yours.

Imples good.

Pecs up.

-pecs up?

-ladies, get your Checkbooks ready,

Because the next baywatch Bachelor will not come cheap.

A fixture on the beach Since he was 17 years old.

A man who truly personifies What being a lifeguard

Is all about,

And one of the nicest guys You ever want to meet.

Here he is, Mr. Baywatch himself,

Lieutenant mitch buchannon.

[clapping and cheering]

Hold on, don't you Want to hear about

The date he's offering?

-everyone: no!

-mitch and his date Will be sailing

To romantic anacapa Island for a swim

In one of its famous Secluded coves,

And a gourmet picnic Lunch on the beach.

Sounds yummy, so what should We start the bidding at?

-$1,000!

-$1,000. -$1,200!

-$1,200. -woman 1: thirteen!

-$1,300.

-$1,500!

-$1,500 -woman 2: $1,600!

-do I hear $2,000?

-$2,000!

-$2,100!

-samantha: $2,100.

-woman 1: $2,200!

-samantha: $2,200. -woman 3: $2,300!

-23, who'll give me $2,500?

-25! $2,500.

-$2,500.

Do I hear $2,600?

$2,600, will someone give me 27?

$2,700?

-$3,500.

-$3,500, I've got A bid for $3,500.

Will anyone bid 36?

-$3,600!

-$3,600, will anyone bid--

-four thousand.

-$4,000, we have A bid for $4,000.

$4,100?

Do I hear 41?

-$4,100!

-$4,100. Does anyone bi--

-$4,500.

-samantha: $4,500.

-are you crazy?

That's alicia hancock. -samantha: do I hear 46?

-you know what she's worth?

You'll never outbid her.

-how much money have you got? -not enough.

-how much money have you got?

-heather, no man Is worth that much.

-samantha: going Once, going twice...

-he is. 46!

-$5,000.

-samantha: $5,000 going once,

Going twice...

Sold for $5,000!

And worth every penny.

Come on up and meet Your lifeguard.

-alicia hancock.

-mitch buchannon.

-I look forward To our... Adventure.

-me too.

-well, that wasn't So bad, was it?

-well, like you said, It is for a good cause.

[rock instrumental music]

-what the hell was that, man?

It's only a game.

-I was goin' for the ball.

-yeah, right.

Ah, man, stay still.

Stay still, man, don't move.

Somebody call for help! Quick!

It's gonna be ok.

Deep breaths, deep breaths.

-you doin' anything tonight?

-well, tom's on Call at the hospital,

So I think I'm just gonna Curl up with a good book.

C.J. And I Are going to a movie.

You're welcome to join us.

-oh, thanks, but you know,

I'm kind of looking Forward to the time alone.

Ever since I got engaged,

I think I'm not Much fun anymore.

-actually, you're Never much fun.

-hey! [laughing]

-dispatcher: 203kmf, two-nine-five.

-go ahead, two-nine-five.

-two-oh-three respond To south beach parking lot.

Skater down, ambulance Has been dispatched.

-ten-four, responding. Code 3, let's go!

[siren blares loudly]

-I can't breathe.

-cody, get some o2, We have an airway problem.

-all right.

-stephanie: all Right, hold his head, Don't let him move.

What happened?

-he got nailed Right in the stomach.

What do you think it is?

-I think He's broken some ribs,

One of them might've Punctured a lung.

We're gonna put A c-collar on you,

In case you've hurt your neck.

-steph, hold his mask.

I'll get the backboard.

-stephanie: we'll get You outta here in no time.

-man: hang in there, buddy.

It's gonna be ok.

-his name's jeff Munson, 22 years old.

We'll call his Family and tell 'em

He'll be at santa Monica emergency.

-ok, thanks, cody. -yep.

-you wanna play another game?

-so you can mess Up somebody else?

No thanks.

-hey, accidents happen.

They don't wanna play.

Bunch of wussies.

-cody: who are those guys?

-they're from dockweiler, Dirtiest players on the beach.

You should've seen him.

He took jeff out on purpose.

It was no accident.

He was trying to hurt him.

-why, is there somethin' Personal goin' on?

-no, they just want to win The nhl breakout tournament,

By whatever means necessary.

That includes eliminating The competition.

-what's the Breakout tournament?

-didn't you read my memo? -guess not.

-it's a roller hockey festival

Sponsored by the National hockey league.

It's being held here In the parking lot,

So if you have Plans this weekend,

I suggest you cancel them.

-the best players from All over l.A. Are comin'.

It's gonna be intense.

-that sounds like fun.

-thanks again, Man, take it easy.

-remind me to get our Backboard from the paramedics.

Take care.

Cody?

Cody? -yeah, yeah, I'm with ya.

[girls laughing on beach]

-whoa.

Hey, man, how's it goin'?

-hey, good.

How's your friend doin'?

-two broken ribs And a punctured lung,

Just like your partner said.

It's a good thing you Guys got there so fast.

And I thought all lifeguards Did was check out the babes.

-ah, it's a popular Misconception.

-yeah.

-is your team still Gonna play in that

Nhl breakout tournament?

-doesn't look that way.

Jeff was our best guy.

It's gonna be pretty Hard to replace him

On such short notice.

I don't suppose you know of Any stud roller hockey players?

-not off hand.

-you ever play?

-nah, but I inline skate.

I played hockey all the Time back in indiana.

-oh, yeah?

Maybe we should talk.

-sure.

[rock instrumental music]

-cody, what're you doin' here?

It's your day off.

-I switched with newmie.

I'm working for him Today and tomorrow,

And he's coverin' for Me on the weekend.

-wait a minute, you're Not working this weekend?

-somethin' came up.

Why, is that a problem?

-yeah, it's a problem.

I was gonna ask newmie To work this weekend anyway,

Plus half a dozen recurrents,

I mean, we've got Our hands full with this

Roller hockey tournament In the parking lot.

-come on, steph, you can Get someone to full in.

What about mitch? He's not on the schedule.

Or ledge? Ledge is always Beggin' for extra hours.

-cody, what is so important

That you can't Work this weekend?

C.J. Didn't ask for The weekend off.

-I got recruited playin' The breakout tournament.

-since when do you Play roller hockey?

-I've played ice Hockey all my life.

There's not much difference Between skates and blades,

It's basically the same game.

-well, you should've Checked with me first.

-I didn't know I needed your permission.

Look, steph, I haven't had A chance to compete in anything

Since I had to drop Out of the olympics.

I miss the rush.

I want to experience the Thrill of victory again.

-or the agony of defeat.

-hey, I don't care.

I just want to get Out there and compete.

-can I be your coach?

[laughing]

-ahoy, skipper.

-ahoy.

-permission to go on board.

-permission granted.

Um, wrong boat.

-this is your boat?

-no, no, no, My yacht's in the shop.

I'm just borrowing This boat for the day.

I hope you're not Too disappointed.

Welcome aboard.

Watch your head.

-ok. -all right.

Ok.

Hey do me a favor, would You grab the bowline for me?

-I beg your pardon?

-I just need A hand casting off.

-well, I thought That for $5,000,

I could just sit back And enjoy the ride.

-okay.

-or maybe we should just Forget the whole thing

And just get a motel room?

-[chuckles]

-just a thought.

So, do you do this often?

-sail?

-no, sell yourself To the highest bidder?

-no, actually this Is my first time.

-well, they say you never Forget your first time.

[laughs]

Can't you get any closer?

-no, we'd get ground On those rocks up there.

All right, I'm Gonna drop anchor.

-alicia: you're so nautical.

-what?

-see you on the beach.

Don't forget my bag.

-okay.

Okay.

-man: good job. Keep your head up,

Keep your head up.

-all right, nice pass.

-now, when you transition, You gotta give a drop pass.

-whoo!

-good job!

Here you go.

-wow, this is a festival.

-caroline: ah, haagen daas.

-whoa, caroline, no, No, no, no, later.

A big one. Later.

[laughing]

Oh, cody! Whoo!

-hey!

-hi, handsome! -stephanie: lookin' good!

-man: way to go, man.

Let's go.

-hey, that looks like fun.

Steph, why don't You give it a try?

-me? Why don't you try it?

-are you nuts? I just Got my nails done.

-oh, please, that's A poor excuse.

Here, try it. Don't be a wimp.

-all right, what do I do?

-take this stick and whack The ball as hard as you can.

-sounds very easy.

[laughing]

Really? You could do better?

-yes, I could.

-can I try again, please?

-by all means.

-you're holding The stick wrong.

Try it like this.

That's perfect.

Now keep your head down,

And your eyes on the ball,

Swing hard.

Nice shot.

You know, if you're interested In learning how to play,

I give private lessons.

-I don't think so, pal.

-well, the offer still stands.

-who was that?

-vincent mchale.

He was supposed to play in the Nhl, but it never happened.

-I think he's cute.

-caroline, that's a guy You should stay away from.

-or knock on his butt.

-hey, cody, good luck. -cody: thanks.

-we'll be watchin'.

All right, let me try that.

-fine. Fine.

-I'm a natural. I can feel it.

Whoo! [laughing]

-that was beginner's luck. -yeah, right.

[slow instrumental music]

-bonjour, madame.

Lunch is served.

A little white vino.

Napkin.

And for the first Course we have cheese.

-ugh.

That cheese tastes Worse than it smells.

I hope there's something Here that's edible.

-I'm sure we can Find something.

Ham?

-ugh, not when It's fatty like that.

[softly laughing]

-ah-ha, fresh turkey.

-I'm allergic to fowl.

-[laughs] Of course you are.

Little pasta salad?

-that looks about a week old.

You know what? That's all right.

I'm watching my weight.

-[making sounds of pain]

-what?

-brain freeze.

You serve white wine Chilled, not frozen.

Now, I'm probably Gonna have a headache For the rest of the day.

-you know, maybe We should go back,

Because nothing I do Is good enough for you,

So I don't want to waste Any more of your time,

Or mine, huh?

-jeez, what are you Getting so upset about?

It's not like you cooked it.

You've got Lousy taste in delis.

I can overlook that.

I'm sure you compensate In other areas.

-I think we should head back.

Besides, The wind is picking up,

And that's not a good sign.

-well, we just got here.

I thought this was going To be an adventure.

I mean, aren't there Some caves, or grottoes,

We can explore?

-no, no!

There are no caves.

There are no grottoes,

And I think we should Just head back,

So start packin' up!

-alicia: not until We've had our adventure.

-grottoes and adventures,

How the hell did I get Talked into this one?

Oh, no!

-what's wrong?

Oh, my god.

Mitch, get that boat!

Well, uh...

Get out there!

[dramatic instrumental music]

Why are you stopping?

-mitch: it's caught In the current.

-alicia: what?

-mitch: it's gone.

-alicia: I don't believe this.

How?

How could you Let this happen?

-the anchor didn't set Properly, I'm sorry.

-you're sorry? -yeah, I'm sorry.

Oh, you wouldn't understand The words, I'm sorry,

Because you've never Made a mistake, have you?

-no, I have never Gotten anyone stranded

On a desert island before.

What were you thinking?

-I wasn't thinking.

I was distracted.

-oh, so now this is my fault,

Because I went for a Swim in the nude? Please!

-okay, okay, look, let's just Start over, all right?

I am sorry.

We're not stranded.

Somebody's gonna Find us on the beach,

Or they're gonna find The boat, all right?

Look, worse comes to worst, We gotta spend the night here.

-spend the night?

We can't do that.

See, I don't sleep outside.

I need a very firm mattress,

Or I will wake up With a stiff neck.

Besides, I have dinner Reservations at spago tonight,

And if I don't show up, I will never get A good table again.

-oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Well, then we better Gather some palm fronds,

Because we need To build a signal fire.

I think you should help me.

The drier ones Burn much better!

-I'm not touching Any palm fronds.

They have these little prickly Things all along the edges,

And I have very sensitive skin.

Besides, you're responsible For getting us into this mess,

Why should I have To bail you out?

You gather Your own palm fronds.

-I don't think we're gonna Make it through the night.

-male announcer: we've got Less than a minute to play

In this semifinal game.

Huntington beach still Leading will rogers by one.

-man: shoot it, Shoot it, shoot it!

-announcer: five Seconds to play now.

[whistle blowing]

Goal by cody madison!

Just as time runs Out in regulation.

Wow! What a finish.

We're gonna let the Players catch their breath

Before we go into overtime.

Meanwhile on court two,

Dockweiler's about to win Their semifinal match Against laguna.

Number 16 has got the Ball, moving up the slot.

He's got vincent mchale,

Gonna hit him For the hat trick.

He does, he shoots, he scores!

Vincent mchale gets his Third goal of the game.

Boy, is that kid Somethin' or what?

Dockweiler advances To the finals,

Where they'll meet the winner

Of the will Rogers-huntington game.

-looks like we get The dockweilers in finals.

-we gotta win this one first.

Come on, let's do it.

-men: let's go!

-announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,

We're about to begin Sudden death overtime.

The first team to score, wins.

And if no one wins in three Minutes, we go to a shoot out.

[audience cheering]

-man: with you, With you, with you.

[whistle blowing]

-announcer: That's madison again

Scoring the game Winner for will rogers.

[audience cheering And screaming]

-not having much luck, are you?

-it rained last night.

Everything is still A little damp.

-aren't there some hikers, Or some campers somewhere?

Someone who can help us get Off this godforsaken sand pile?

-maybe, on the other End of the island.

You're welcome to go look For them anytime you want.

It's only about Five miles across.

You should be back by nightfall.

Oh, just so you know, that's Our last bottle of water.

-why didn't you say anything?

-why didn't you ask?

-I was thirsty.

-no, you're selfish.

All you do is think About yourself.

-boy, this is really Turning into a dream date.

I guess I should go foraging Now for nuts and berries,

Otherwise we're gonna have to Eat your gourmet picnic lunch.

Mitch, there's a boat!

Over here!

Over here!

Hurry up, get that fire going.

-it would've been going by now

If you'd gotten off Your duff and helped.

-oh, once again it's my fault.

When are you gonna take Responsibility for your actions?

Mayday! Mayday!

Come on, it's gonna be gone.

Hurry!

Where's the smoke?

It's gone.

How could you be so inept?

[grunts]

This is it. I've had it.

[grunts]

Great, Way to go, mr. Lifesaver.

-announcer: ladies and Gentlemen, it's face off time

For the nhl breakout Championship game.

-what is this?

-it's my address.

We'll be celebrating our Victory after the game today.

You should come by.

You can come too, if you want.

-in your dreams.

-hey! I still think he's cute.

-he's cute, but he's mean.

-let's have a good game.

Good luck, guys.

[audience cheers and claps]

-go, cody!

-goalie!

Goalie!

[whistle blows]

[dramatic instrumental music]

[whistle blows]

-announcer: he scores!

And will rogers takes A one-nothing lead.

-man: yeah! [whistle blows]

[whistle blows]

-man 1: right side, Right side, right side.

-man 2: come on!

[whistle blows]

-announcer: vincent mchale Scores for dockweiler.

We're all tied up.

[dramatic instrumental music]

-what?

You can't do that.

[audience boos]

[audience cheers]

[audience boos]

[whistle blows]

[crowd boos]

-announcer: Vincent mchale again.

The second of the game, and Dockweiler takes the lead.

-yeah!

[whistle blows] [crowd cheers]

-announcer: That goal by cody madison

Ties us up at two, folks, With just 30 seconds

Remaining on the clock.

Twenty seconds.

Ten seconds.

[whistle blows]

[crowd boos]

-that's number Four, penalty shot.

-give me a timeout.

-referee: timeout, red.

-announcer: now, hold On a second, folks.

Looks like we got a penalty Call just as time expired.

-cody, it's your shot, man.

-my pleasure.

-let's see what You got, beach boy.

-announcer: it's madison vs. Mchale for the championship.

Madison sets up.

-come on, cody! Whoo!

[whistle blows]

-announcer: There's the whistle.

[dramatic, instrumental music]

Madison's driving.

Mchale comes out of His crease to meet him.

He sneaks left, he shoots,

He scores!

And cody madison wins it For will rogers!

-good job! Let's do it.

-in your face! Whoo-hoo!

Let's go shake their hands. Come on, let's go.

-announcer: well, let's Have a big round of applause For both teams.

-good game, man. -good game.

-all right, good game. -good game.

-hey, man, nice game.

-lucky shot.

-stupid foul.

-come here, you big stud.

Yuck!

-yes. -congratulations.

-thanks.

-you were fantastic.

-it's not he olympics, But...

I'll take it.

High five!

-whoo!

-it's gonna be dark soon.

-yep.

-what do you think our Chances of getting rescued are?

-doesn't look good.

You know, you're right.

This pasta stinks.

-well, that peach doesn't Look too badly bruised.

-oh, right again.

-you're not gonna Give me anything?

You prefer I starve?

Ok, fine, don't Give me any food.

Don't be a gentleman.

You know, it's gonna Get pretty chilly

When the sun goes down.

Can I at least wear Your windbreaker?

What am I supposed to do? Beg?

Turn blue in the face?

I can't believe You're being so petty.

Or maybe the kind of man that Likes to watch a woman suffer.

-lady, I'm the one That's been suffering

Listening to you all day.

Shoe's on The other foot now.

Better get used to it.

-oh, really? -mitch: hey, stop it.

-maybe your food Will taste better with Sand all over it. -mitch: stop it!

-make me, you confident--

-stop it! Stop it!

-I knew it was just A matter of time

Before you got physical.

-I hardly touched you.

-I'll have you know that I Intend to ask for a full refund

As soon as we get back.

That's if we ever get back.

And if I don't get to eat,

Then nobody gets to eat.

-hey, hey, hey, Don't, don't do that!

Hey, hey, come here, Come here, don't!

Come here, come here!

Stop it! Stop it!

[helicopter loudly approaches]

-oh, what's that noise?

-we're being rescued.

-rescued? Ah, put out the fire.

-I am.

Ah, it's the coasties.

They must've found the boat.

-they haven't found us yet.

-well, looks like You'll make it in time

For your dinner At spago's after all.

-thank god.

-would you like some company?

-ah, how sweet of you to ask,

But I promised my fiance It'd just be the two of us.

-your fiance?

Why didn't you tell me You were engaged?

-why didn't you ask?

[car horn honks]

Oh, there he is now.

-[laughs] I don't believe this.

What about us?

-we'll always have anacapa.

Bye, mitch.

-so, you must've had Some kind of adventure.

-newmie,

This could be the start Of a beautiful friendship.

-what?

[closing theme playing]