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-[theme music]

-♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need To have somebody ♪

♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry ♪

♪ it's gonna be all right

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready I'll be ready ♪

♪ never you fear No, don't you fear ♪

♪ I'll be ready ♪

♪ forever and always ♪

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready I'll be ready ♪

♪ never you fear No, don't you fear ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-[gentle music]

-hey.

Let's go up to the tower.

-caroline: what Did you have in mind?

-what are you doing?

-going for a swim.

-a swim?

-caroline: haven't you ever Gone skinny dipping before?

-hey, wait up.

Come on.

Hey, beautiful, wait for me.

Hang on.

-[giggling]

-I'm coming.

-[gentle music]

-hold on.

-[dramatic music]

-[gasping]

-cut, cut, cut.

Newmie.

What the hell's going on?

-this lever's stuck.

-the lever's stuck.

-hey, don't blame Me, I'm not the one

That designed this Piece of junk.

-it's a perfectly Serviceable prosthetic.

There.

-oh, now it works.

-excuse me, I'm Sorry, I'm freezing.

Can I have a towel?

-okay, let's take it from The point of the attack.

-logan, no way, I can't.

I can't. I can't do this Scene with this cheesy shark.

It completely undermines My character's credibility.

-trust me, caroline, it's Gonna look great on film.

-trust you? That's funny.

I'm beginning to think the Only reason you hired me

For this part was To humiliate me.

-I hired you for This part because

I believe in you as an actress, And I value your opinion,

And we need to get The shot before dark.

Please.

-fine. -thank you.

How's the day for night working?

-about as well as the props.

-well does it bother Anybody else that this scene

Is a complete ripoff from jaws?

-oh, you noticed that too huh?

-I prefer to call it paying Homage to steven spielberg.

-well call it Whatever you want,

If anybody sees This stupid movie

They're gonna think it's a joke.

I mean nobody's gonna buy This thing as a real shark.

-I wonder if Bruce is available.

-who's bruce?

-the mechanical shark Spielberg used in jaws.

-well, you stole the plot, You stole the dialogue,

You might as well Steal the props.

-[fake laughing] Will You please get your mark?

-fine, but it's not gonna work.

-I'll be the judge of that.

-she's right, there's no way That shark is gonna look real.

I don't care how many Angles you shoot it from.

-there's also no way we can Afford a mechanical shark.

Or your wage, so we're Just gonna have to

Make due with this shark.

-you're the director. -of course.

-I just hate to see a promising Career go down in flames.

We're gonna have to wait For that fishing boat

To move out of frame.

-I wanna talk to the Captain of that boat.

-okay, listen up.

Good morning.

-morning.

[crosstalk]

-all right, tower assignments South of the pier,

We got chris, 18, john At 20, anthony at 22,

And neely at the Famous tower 24.

-thank you.

-24? There's never Anybody on that beach.

You know, mitch, why does she

Always get the Cushy assignments?

-you wanna talk cushy baby?

-you know that could Be interpreted as Sexual harassment.

-yeah, you wish.

-all right, before we Go our separate ways,

I would like to introduce the Newest member of our ranks.

-please welcome donna marco. -hi. Hi.

-welcome aboard, donna.

-donna will be filling in for Caroline while she completes

Principal photography On the epic shark fever.

Donna will be at Tower 22 with anthony.

All right, any Questions, comments?

-complaints?

-um yeah, mitch, what's The capital of vermont?

-very funny, Montpelier wise guy.

-please.

-all right, hit the sand,

Keep your eyes on the Water at all times.

-neely: mitch, can I Speak to your for a second?

-yeah sure, what's up?

-isn't donna the Owner of night's?

-actually she's The former owner.

She wanted to be a lifeguard So she started training,

She tried out for rookie school,

-and finished second In her class.

-oh, I'm sure she's An excellent lifeguard,

But my question is, does She have a boyfriend?

-not that I'm aware of, why?

-well, this isn't for Public consumption,

But anthony and I have been...

-seeing each other for The last couple of weeks.

-how did you know?

-neely, it's my job to know What goes on around here.

-well anyway, as You probably know,

It's been going very well and We seem to have quite a bit

In common and I think We're ready to take it--

-take it to the next level.

-exactly!

Which is why I was Hoping you could

Find another partner for donna.

I mean let's face it, mitch, Anthony's not exactly

The most experienced Lifeguard we have around here

And she'd be better Off with someone

With a little more Seasoning, wouldn't she?

-I'll check the schedule.

-thanks, mitch, I owe you one.

-[gentle music]

♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh

♪ aye aye aye aye

♪ put your hands on me ♪ put your hands on

♪ go ahead and put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on put your hands on

♪ feel free boy ♪ put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on me

♪ feel it burning I like that

♪ so deep in no way back

♪ feel you sweating it's so hot

♪ im ready take your best shot

♪ so smooth what your doing...

♪ no rules what ya proving

♪ just cruise keep it moving

♪ put your hands on ♪ put your hands on

♪ go ahead and put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on ♪ put your hands on

♪ feel free boy ♪ put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on

♪ keep it moving our own track

♪ hearts racing there's no slack

♪ I know it's... What you do

♪ you got this fireproof

♪ so smooth what your doing

♪ no rules what ya proving

♪ just cruise keep it moving

♪ put your hands on me ♪ put your hands on

♪ go ahead and put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on ♪ put your hands on

♪ feel free boy ♪ put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on me ♪ put your hands on

♪ go ahead and put your hands on me

♪ put your hands on ♪ put your hands on

♪ feel free boy ♪ put your hands on me

-can I ask you a Personal question?

Have you lost your mind, huh?

I'm not getting in that water With a live tiger shark.

-it's a live Harmless tiger shark.

-I have never heard of A harmless shark, logan.

-when was the last time You heard of somebody Being attacked by a tiger shark?

The chances of that Happening are nil.

Actually less than nil.

You know what, as A matter of fact,

This particular tiger Shark is sedated.

-he doesn't even Know where it is.

-oh that's really funny.

And how does one go about Sedating a shark, huh?

-the shark is gonna be Attached to a specially designed

Monofilament line at all times.

You'll be in no danger Whatsoever, you have my word.

-we all know what that's worth.

-all I need is a Five second shot

Of you and the live tiger shark.

The rest I can do with The plastic shark.

-you sure you only need me In the water for five seconds?

-if that, all I need Is a quick swim by.

-I can't believe I'm letting You talk me into this.

Ought to have my head examined.

-plenty of time For that my dear,

Once we become rich and famous.

-yeah, like this movie's Gonna make me rich and famous.

-you never know, we're About to get the shot

That even spielberg didn't get.

Okay everybody, positions!

You're gonna be great.

-[dramatic music]

-okay, you ready?

Position one.

-hold it!

Hold it!

-and, action.

-hold it, hold it, Get out of the water!

Get out of the Water, she's loose!

-[screaming]

[screaming]

-oh no, I'm out of here.

-caroline. -get off of me!

-caroline, I'm sorry.

-you're sorry, Logan, you're insane!

-mitch: what's going on?

-why don't you ask Mr. Director here,

He let a shark loose in the bay. -you what?

-it was a tiny tiger shark, It wouldn't hurt anybody.

-what are you stupid?

-it was meant to Be tied to a line.

-logan, you're a Lifeguard for god sakes.

-at the moment mitch, I'm a filmmaker.

-that doesn't mean you can Endanger people's lives.

It's time you and I sit down And have a little talk about

Your priorities, reassessment's At the top of the list.

-mitch, there are Scores of tiger sharks

Feeding 100 yards Offshore, what difference

Is one more little Tiger shark gonna make?

-hey you guys, You're in a rip tide.

That's why there's no waves.

Let's go, come on in.

Come on, come on, let's go.

I know, I know.

-[suspenseful music]

-[scream]

-[dramatic music]

-telling you, you pull A stunt like that again,

I'll have your Film permit pulled

Before you can say Lights, camera, and action.

Hey newmie, show biz huh?

-newmie: yeah right.

-I promise, mitch, No more singum averting.

I've got a lot riding on this,

Everything I could beg, borrow, And put on my credit cards.

-radio: zero-one-two-nine-five.

-but you're right This will never happen again.

-mitch: two-nine-five, Two-oh-one, send your traffic.

-caroline, wait!

-radio: yeah, mitch, cody Just reported an incident--

-you can't walk out on me.

-watch me.

-do you realize How many actresses

Would kill for this part?

You could've been a star.

-logan, get in!

There's been a shark attack.

-[sirens]

-okay, let's not jump To conclusions, mitch,

I was filming two Miles off the coast.

-yeah, well sharks can travel 20 miles an hour, fowler.

-and you could've Done this on the rocks.

-yeah right, those don't Look like teeth marks to you?

-all right, let's Just get this over to

The marine biology unit at ucla.

They'll tell us what Kind of shark it was.

-do you know what The odds are that this

Was the same shark That I was using?

-all I know is that your Career is dangling by a thread,

As a director and a lifeguard.

-I know you're all aware Of the shark stories

Floating around headquarters, But at this time we have

No definitive proof that anyone Has actually been attacked.

-so, let's not lose focus

On the everyday aspects Of the job, okay?

All right, have a good One and watch your feet,

There's a lot of Stingrays out there.

You, keep your Eyes on the water.

-I will, thanks, mitch.

-did you stop working Out completely?

Newmie, what are you doing here?

I thought you were still Working on logan's movie?

-got laid off.

-aww.

-yeah, he's tapped out,

They're gonna be Shutting down production.

-well, that's show biz, man.

Anything I can do to help?

-anyone working gidgee gulch?

-you are.

-yeah, thanks.

-I thought we had an agreement,

You've still got anthony And donna sharing a tower.

-oh my god, I thought I made that change.

-no, you didn't.

-well I was gonna put Her with someone else.

-like newmie, newmie Would be perfect.

Now he could teach her a thing Or two about lifeguarding.

-so could you. -what?

-tower 12 with donna.

-mitch, don't do this to me.

-oh, it'll be good for you.

You know, kinda take Her under your wing.

-mitch, mitch.

-yeah, what's up?

-just got the results Back from ucla.

They measured the bite Radius and guess what?

Logan's off the hook.

Wasn't a tiger shark That ate my board,

It was a great white.

-[rock music]

[dramatic music]

-cut, cut, cut!

-did you get it?

-that was great.

-okay, print that one.

That's ten minutes For lunch everybody.

-not while we've got the light, Let's move on to scene 16.

-did you get it?

-yeah, I got it.

So, was that your Alfred hitchcock cameo?

-no I can't afford to Pay more cast calls.

-yeah, speaking of getting paid.

-uh oh.

-[sirens]

-looks like a bust.

-hey, what's going on?

-we're shutting you down.

-shutting us down?

What'd they say at ucla?

-it wasn't a tiger Shark that attacked cody.

-I knew it.

-it was a great white.

-a great white?

-I want everybody out of the Water including your cast.

-what's left of it.

-mitch: I want you Out of the area, logan.

-mitch, if there's a Great white out there

I have to film it.

I may never get This chance again.

-you endanger One person's life,

You'll be flipping Hamburgers back in tasmania.

-we'll see.

We'll see.

Get ready.

-[dramatic music]

♪ I'll see you around

♪ you ain't worth my time

♪ I'll save you the trouble ♪ that's my bottom line

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff♪

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff♪

♪ I'll make the most of it

♪ I see it all so clear

♪ thought you had me fooled

♪ you won't see me shed a tear

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff ♪

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff♪

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff

♪ sun is burning hot

♪ got miles till we sleep

♪ I know you want it bad but darlin ♪ that don't come cheap

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff ♪

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff

♪ I see you got the moves ♪ you got a lot of talk

♪ I heard it all before but tell me ♪ can you walk that walk

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff ♪

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ payoff, payoff, payoff, payoff ♪

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

♪ oh it's no good without that payoff

-I bet logan is loving all this

Free publicity for his movie.

-if I didn't know Better I'd say

He staged the whole Thing himself.

He's that obsessed lately.

-I read the script, It wasn't half bad.

-I know, I hate to admit it. He's pretty talented.

More talented than he deserves.

-so what, is this the end of Your glorious acting career?

-I think I'll stick to Lifeguarding for now.

But who knows, down the line

I might give it another whirl.

Kinda liked being in Front of that camera.

-lifeguard! Lifeguard!

I can't find my daughter!

-okay, what does she look like?

-she's six years old, she Has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Lisa!

Lisa!

Oh my god, that's her bucket.

Oh, lisa!

-ma'am, please don't go in.

-lisa: mommy.

-oh, lisa, where did you go?

You had me worried to death.

-she was chasing a sand crab

And I think she lost Track of where she was.

-thank you so much.

-oh, it's my pleasure.

-thanks a lot, she was starting

To get a little freaked out.

-so was I, when I Saw you talking to her

With your back to the water.

What's the first thing they Taught you in rookie school?

Your eyes never leave the water.

-I was trying to keep Her from going in.

-look, I know you're gonna be

An excellent lifeguard someday,

But you still got A lot to learn.

-neely!

Look, I don't wanna get Off on the wrong foot.

So let's get something Straight between us right now,

I know about you and anthony, And I want you to know

-I'm not interested in him, Never was, never will be.

I don't believe in stealing A co-workers boyfriend,

Nor do I intend to get involved With anyone at baywatch.

I have a strict policy against

Mixing business with pleasure.

Are we clear on that?

-crystal clear. -donna: good.

-woman: hey, let's go.

-[dramatic music]

-neely: always a Couple of wise guys.

The beach is closed!

Hey, get back in here!

Can't you read the sign?

Looks like we're gonna Have to go get 'em.

We're not joking, boys. There's a shark alert

At all malibu beaches, Get out of the water now.

-[dramatic music]

I'll get that bunch, you Get the little hot dog.

You guys, shark Alert. Come on, get in.

-oh god!

-shark! Shark! -[screams]

-help!

-donna: grab the can.

It's all right.

Do you know how lucky you are?

-radio: we have another Confirmed shark attack

Off tower 15, clear the Water of all swimmers.

-we've got a couple Surfers with spear guns

Headed towards the area, Cover my water will ya?

Let's go!

-radio: nine five to All available units,

Respond code three to malibu 12, confirmed shark attack.

-okay people, this could be it.

-[rock music]

-hang on.

-full throttle.

-get out of the water.

-we ain't afraid of no shark.

-oh, come on, all right, We know how macho you are,

You've proven your point.

Now start paddling, okay?

-unless you want Us to drag you in.

-all right, all right.

-ugh look, it's logan.

-this is great, as if we Didn't have enough problems.

You know I bet you anything

That he was monitoring The lifeguard frequencies.

-[dramatic music]

-[thump]

What was that?

-get as close as you can.

-yup.

-[screaming]

-damn, I just ran out of film.

-what do you mean you Just ran out of film?

-reload! -hurry!

-mitch!

Shark!

[screaming]

-keep rolling, stay with him.

-caroline: help!

-come on!

Come on.

-[screaming]

-come on, mitch!

Swim!

Come on!

He's right behind you.

Swim!

-[dramatic music]

-what an incredible specimen.

Time to relive your Navy seal days.

-what?

-here, tie this to the line.

-what? What for?

-tracking, remember the Yellow barrels in jaws?

-shark on the starboard side.

-this is the lifeguard version.

-[dramatic music]

-hard left!

-what's the problem?

-tell him to stand Still, I can't focus.

-ready. -wait, he's not in frame.

-it's not a movie, logan.

-now! -logan: action!

-mitch: got it.

-caroline: good shot mitch.

-logan: keep rolling.

-I'm running out of film, I better reload now.

-all right, let's get The hell out of here.

Get me the coast guard On the horn.

-I don't think so.

-what are you doing?

-this is a privately Owned vessel,

You have no right to Commandeer this boat.

-logan, you want This film or not?

-yup.

-[yelling]

-mitch: logan!

Get the hell out of the water!

Come on man!

Logan, come on.

Come on, get the can!

He's right behind you.

Come on logan! Come on!

-[shouting]

-come on!

Come on logan!

Come on!

He's right behind you!

Wake up, come on, logan.

Nice work.

-thanks.

-I'll say, how'd you Figure that out so fast?

The gas can, the chum Bucket, the flare gun,

That was pure genius.

-oh not really, that's how

They killed the shark In jaws: the revenge.

-geez, you guys Steal everything.

-mitch: logan, Give it up already.

-yes!

No!

-[rock music]

-make sure you check the rips At zuma, they're pretty bad.

-hey mitch.

-logan.

-um, I was wondering If you could sign this.

-what is it?

-it's a waiver so I Can use the footage

That was shot of you.

You'll be fully Compensated, of course.

-I thought the film Was lost at sea.

-well actually we Shot several reels

And I've been in the Editing room all morning.

There's some incredible Stuff there, you know?

-what if I don't sign?

-look, I know I got out Of control on the boat,

I just got carried away.

-little late for apologies, pal.

-then how would you feel if I offered you my resignation?

Look, I compromised my Relationship with you

And my duties as a lifeguard.

I violated your trust.

And this time, I don't Think I can get it back.

-logan, you've been A good lifeguard,

And I don't wanna lose you.

But, buddy, your Head's someplace else.

-I know.

I want to try to Become a director.

-then go for it.

-thanks.

I'll stick around until You can find a replacement.

-okay.

-and mitch, if you Ever need me, I'm here.

-good luck.

-logan: I mean that.

-[theme music]