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[opening theme song]

Baywatch

♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need To help somebody ♪

♪ when the edge of surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry

♪ it's gonna be all right

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ whenever you fear

♪ oh, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ oh

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ whenever you fear

♪ oh, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

Baywatch

"Beauty and the beast"

[woman laughing]

[women talking indistinctly]

Oh, ducky.

[duck quacking]

[burping]

[mumbling]

[duck quacking]

Oh, little ducky. Oh, ducky.

[loud growl]

[gasping]

Oh! What in the--

[gasping]

Hey, buddy. You okay?

You know there's no drinkin' On the beach.

There's something in there.

Oh, yeah? Come on.

I saw it with my own two eyes.

Saw what?

A sea monster.

Oh. Just a sea monster, huh?

No pink elephants?

You gotta do something.

I'm gonna do something.

Here's the address of a place You can go to get some help.

Okay?

But...

What about The poor little ducky?

The little ducky Will be all right.

[crying]

Hey, mitch. What do you got there?

-here? -yeah.

Uh, nothing.

It's just "Inside sports" Wants to use an authentic

Lifeguard In this year's swimsuit issue.

There'll be here tomorrow To scout.

Well, I thought that lifeguards

Weren't suppose to do Any commercial endorsements.

Well, that's very true.

But this time, The captain said it was okay

Because they're including Something about water safety

In the issue.

Oh, they're gonna pay Something like $500.

Yeah, $500.

Yeah, $500 a day

And some all expense paid trip

To the melia cabo real hotel In cabo san lucas.

[gasping]

If anybody's interested, You can sign up with me.

[clamoring]

[grunting]

How 'bout me?

[groaning]

[laughing]

[people talking excitedly]

Ouch!

[groaning]

How about I watch Your water and you pour?

Thank you.

So you feelin' any better?

A little.

Want some ginseng tea?

Oh, no, thanks.

Hey, what happened to your arm?

I don't know.

I think it's hives, Probably from my nerves.

I've been Under a lot of stress lately.

Ah. You think it has something To do with matt being home?

No. Matt and I are fine.

Okay.

Oh, hey, did you hear about the "Inside sports" modeling thing?

Yeah. Isn't that wild?

When's your interview?

Oh, what does it matter?

They're probably Gonna pick you, anyway.

Oh, please. What are you talkin' about?

Cj, you have modeled before.

Okay. What if they Don't want a blonde?

Well, they'll probably See you and pick you anyway.

What if they want a brunette With big blue eyes

And pouty lips?

I don't have pouty lips.

Yes, you do.

I don't.

Okay. Maybe they'll pick Both of us,

And we'll be discovered And become

Rich and famous supermodels.

Hey, now you're talkin'.

I've always wanted to be The toast of the fashion world.

Yeah.

Yeah.

[grungy rock music]

♪ there's always something To that look in your eyes ♪

♪ time to let loose And just let it all fly ♪

♪ away to that magical place ♪

♪ to that way when you get That look on your face ♪

♪ something makes a sound

♪ there's no one at the door

♪ but you just want to play ♪

♪ you keep 'em wanting more ♪

♪ fingers in your hair

♪ sweetness on your breath

♪ you're making All the right moves ♪

♪ I'll take care of the rest ♪

♪ there's always something To that look in your eyes ♪

♪ time to let loose And just let it all fly ♪

♪ away to that magical place

♪ to that way when you get That look on your face ♪

[grungy rock music playing]

[electric guitar music playing]

♪ there's always something To that look in your eyes ♪

♪ time to let loose And just let it all fly ♪

♪ away

[electric guitar music playing]

♪ lead me to that time That we just let it all go ♪

♪ that place we went together And you put on that show ♪

♪ you taught me how to listen To that passion inside ♪

♪ to reach Into this depths inside ♪

♪ and loose that disguise

♪ I always knew There was something ♪

♪ by that look in your eyes

[door creaking]

[beachgoers Talking indistinctly]

[water splashing]

Baywatch lifeguard

[beachgoers Talking indistinctly]

I thought You wanted to body surf!

I'm not goin' out there.

It's too deep. I can't touch the bottom.

So what? You're a good swimmer.

Nah.

Oh, come on. What are you afraid of?

[mumbling]

Danny!

I can't find my shoe.

[yelling]

Danny!

[screaming]

Help!

[indistinct screaming]

Help! Somebody, help!

Danny! Danny!

You gotta help, man.

[people yelling]

Yeah, this is tower 18. I need backup right away.

[danny gasping]

[siren wailing]

I got him.

-you got him? -yep.

What happened?

Pretty nasty.

What happened?

He was attacked By something in the water.

-shark? -I couldn't tell.

It just clamped onto my leg And pulled me under.

Shark! Oh, my gosh, a shark!

Did you see dorsal fin?

-I didn't see anything. -no.

It happened so fast, I don't remember.

[grunting]

-you'll be okay. -hey, brad.

-let's get him in the truck. -got it.

Caroline, get everybody Out of the water.

-okay. -all right.

[grunting]

Attention swimmers, Attention swimmers.

Please come out of the water.

Everyone out of the water, Quickly.

[yelling]

[mitch] Without causing A major panic.

[siren wailing]

[phone ringing]

[neely] Baywatch headquarters.

[man] Yeah, did something happen in venice?

Yes. There was an incident Earlier this afternoon.

[man] Shark attack?

No, I can't confirm That it was a shark attack.

[man] What was it?

We don't know for sure.

[man] On venice beach?

Yes. Venice beach will be closed Until further notice.

[man] Thank you.

Baywatch headquarters. Thanks for waiting.

How can I help you?

[man] Is it true they closed Venice beach today?

Yes. Venice beach Will be closed.

[phone ringing]

Baywatch headquarters. Thanks for waiting.

[logan] So you say it was Only 50 yards off shore?

[caroline] No, it was Closer than that.

-hi. -hey.

Oh, mitch, how's the victim?

He was going into surgery When I left the hospital.

You know, the wound went All the way to the bone?

Must have been a shark.

The e.R. Doctor Doesn't think so.

Why not?

The bite radius Is too small for a shark.

What else could it be?

I mean, a sea lion? What would attack a human?

-a barracuda? -no.

The barracudas Around here are too small.

They rarely attack humans.

So we have no idea What's out there.

Mitch! Cody needs you in The first aid room right away.

Another attack?

It's cj.

-what's goin' on? -don't come in!

Why, why not? What's wrong with you?

She's got the chicken pox.

Chicken pox?

Are you sure?

Positive. Look at her arms.

[cringing]

You never had 'em When you were a kid?

No.

Then, you better Keep your distance.

She's contagious.

I'm sorry, mitch.

Um, not your fault.

What about you?

Oh, me? Don't worry about me.

I've had the chicken pox...

I think.

You're not sure?

Well, it either was The chicken pox or the measles.

I just, ew, I can't remember.

Call your sister. She'll remember.

Well, she's backpacking Someplace.

I don't know if I can reach her.

Yeah, well until you do,

I want you to stay Far away from cj.

We're shorthanded as it is.

-no. -uh, see ya.

Yes, her name Is stephanie holden.

She's tall, slim, She has sort brown hair.

Yes, that's right, The lifeguard. Is she there?

Yeah, yeah, I'll...

Poor cj.

I remember When I had the chicken pox,

I was as sick as a dog.

[phones ringing]

I guess this means she won't be Running for "Inside sports."

Neely, is that All you really care about?

Oh, as if the thought Hadn't occurred to you.

This is a huge break For both of us.

[phone line beeping]

[man] Hello, Are you still there?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm still here.

[man] All right, she said She would be back at eight.

Oh, great! She'll be back Later this evening.

[man] That's what she said.

Okay, so can you please Give her a message?

Tell her that her sister called.

Right. And she has the number.

-[man] All right. -thank you so much.

[man] You're welcome.

I'll let you know The minute she calls.

[phone ringing]

[phone line beeping]

Baywatch headquarters.

[hammer beating]

Danger beach closed

Hey, mitch. There's a long Distance swimmer out there.

Attention, swimmer. You're Entering a restricted area.

Please leave The water immediately.

Attention, swimmer.

He can't hear ya.

All right, I'm gonna try again.

No, no, no. I'll go get him.

[water splashing]

[engine humming]

Hey, buddy!

Sorry to interrupt your workout,

But you're gonna Have to get out of the water.

It's off limits for the moment.

What's the problem?

Swimmer got attacked Here earlier.

Sorry. I had no idea.

Okay. Why don't you just Hop on the back, huh?

-ready, guy? -yeah.

-all right. -go.

[engine humming]

[loud splash]

Baywatch headquarters

[phone line beeping]

Baywatch headquarters, Please hold.

[stephanie over phone] Hi, neely, this is me.

Oh, hi, stephanie.

Uh, caroline called--

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'd patch you through,

But we're getting A really bad connection here.

[phone line beeping]

Well, she wanted to know If she ever had the chicken pox.

Yeah. I can barely hear you.

Right, I'll tell her. Take care, steph.

-bye. -bye.

[waves crashing]

[phone ringing]

Tower 18.

Caroline, it's neely.

Listen, your sister just called

And she said you've already Had the chicken pox.

Oh, good. Thank god.

Well, now cj has someone To take care of her.

Hey, neely, Will you do me a favor?

Uh, could you please call up cj

And see if she wants me To bring home anything.

I'd be glad to.

[phones ringing]

[sighing]

Hey, mitch, good news. I've Already had the chicken pox.

No swimming, beach closed

Well, at least one of us Is out of the woods, huh?

The swimmer said He saw a couple of kids

Boogie boarding On the other side of the point.

I'm gonna check it out.

Okay.

[truck engine cranking]

Whoo!

Ocean lifeguard

I tried to stop them, But they wouldn't listen.

They're trying to impress The new girl in school.

With what, their stupidity?

La county lifeguard.

Outta the water, Outta the water.

[boy] Later, man.

Hey, get outta there!

Whoo-hoo!

Beach closed, no swimming

Come on, get your butt in here.

[onlookers yelling indistinctly]

Get outta the water!

[group exclaiming excitedly]

What do you know About sharks, anyway?

It's not a shark.

Shark's too bit. It's gotta be a barracuda.

Oh, what do you know? You don't know anything.

And what about you? You don't know anything.

Guys, that's enough. We just Spoke to the hospital lab.

Turns out, The bite radius on the victim

Is the same as the boogie board.

Good news is, we're dealing With one entity.

So what's the bad news?

They think it's an alligator.

An alligator?

That's impossible. They're freshwater reptiles.

They can't survive in the ocean.

Except one species can.

They're called Saltwater crocodiles.

But they live in the waters Of india and malaysia,

Not southern california.

What if someone got it as a gift And didn't want to keep it,

And decided to flush Itdown the toilet?

You know, like in new york city. You always hear stories

Of alligators livin' In the sewers there.

Except uh, toilet water, cody,

Is devoted To a sewage treatment center

Before it enters the ocean.

Unless there was a rupture In the sewer line

And it ended up Living in a storm drain.

But why would it leave?

Goes out for food.

Baywatch headquarters, this is coast guard helo 6506,

Completed search in area 3. Negative sightings, over.

[man] Roger, coast guard 6506,

Request you meet Our scarabs in area 7.

Baywatch scarab 1, Coast guard 6506.

All search areas completed, Still no sightings. Over.

[man] 6506, roger. Coast guard. Thanks for your help.

Sexy, but classy kinds of shots.

And you like doing This kinds of stuff?

I love it, I love it.

Have you shot lingerie kinds Of commercials and things?

-I have, I have. -okay.

Get in the line and have Your picture taken.

-I'd appreciate it. -great.

-thank you very much. -thank you.

-how are you today? -good.

Excuse me.

Have you shot Swimsuit issued before?

No, I haven't.

[women talking indistinctly]

[camera clicking]

Throw your hair back.

Right shoulder. Uh huh.

There we go.

[sighing]

Please.

[chuckling]

When's your interview?

Oh, got so busy we had To postpone until tomorrow.

My god. Look at the way She's kissing up to them.

That is so disgusting.

Well, if I was a wagering man, I'd bet all my money on you.

See, I don't care If I win or not.

I just want her to lose.

[man in distance] Hey, fowler. Let's go.

All right, well, we're off To catch our croc.

This should be an adventure.

Oh, won't you Be careful, my love.

Aren't I always?

[chuckling]

One more smile.

That's it, that's it.

[sighing in disgust]

-hi, logan. -hey.

Hey, madison.

What makes you So sure this thing's living

In the rose avenue Storm drain, anyway?

'cause yesterday a wino told me He saw a sea monster in there.

You can't be serious.

At the time, I thought he was Hallucinating or something.

I'll bet he really saw it.

He was real shook up.

He said it swallowed a duck.

[laughing]

Donald or daffy?

[laughing]

[growling]

Did madison Happen to mention to you

Why he thinks this is the spot?

I'm afraid we're on a bit Of a wild goose chase here.

I'm afraid we're not.

It kills you When I'm right, doesn't it?

Hey, mitch, what's that thing?

It's called a come along. I got it from animal control.

That's all they gave you?

It's all he has.

It's not like they pick up Stray alligators every week.

Yeah, well, Good that's gonna do.

Figured you'd try and catch it Barehanded, fowler.

Isn't that The way they do it in tasmania?

Well, I have had Friends who've tried.

Some of them lived to regret it, The others won't ever.

All right.

This is nice and cozy.

I hope you're not afraid Of the dark, fowler.

Oh! Ah!

I think you found cody's ducky.

Or what's left of him.

Here, crocky, crocky, crocky.

[whistling]

-[mitch] Cody. -[cody] Yeah?

[mitch] Shut up.

Well, one good thing,

There really Is an alligator in here,

We don't have To worry about sewer rats.

I knew there had To be an upside.

Is this where all the stuff goes When people go to the--

Oh, okay. Shut up, will ya.

What the...

[cody] Where's swamp thing When you need him?

[cody] On second thought, Maybe I was wrong.

Anybody else ready to go back?

[logan] Didn't they teach How to do this is rookie school?

[mitch] Actually, We may add a new chapter

To the lifeguard manual Before this is over.

Okay, guys, This is the end of the line.

Gotta go in the water.

Hey, what's that?

Cody, hang on to this.

Keep that right there.

What is that?

[groaning]

Good god.

Well, we're getting close.

It looks like an alligator bag.

[laughing]

It was a joke, mitch.

[alligator growling]

[screaming]

[logan] Watch out!

[screaming]

Get away from the snout. Right on the snout!

Get away from the snout!

Come on!

You got him!

-grab him, grab him! -I got it!

[cody] You got him, man. You got him!

[alligator growling]

[cody] Grab him!

[mitch groaning]

[men grunting]

[yelling]

[yelling indistinctly]

We got him.

[men grunting]

[breathing heavily]

[men grunting]

[alligator growling]

[breathing heavily]

There he goes!

[breathing heavily]

Give me that rope.

[yelling]

-[logan] Mitch! Mitch! -[cody] Logan!

Ow!

Go to the truck And get backup. Hurry, go!

[water bubbling]

[alligator growling]

Logan?

Logan?

Logan!

Mitch.

[gasping]

We're not alone.

Come on, pal, grab my hand. We're gettin' outta here.

[alligator growling]

Mitch! Mitch!

[mitch screaming]

Mitch! Mitch!

Mitch!

The rope!

Mitch!

[water splashing]

Mitch! Mitch!

[alligator growling]

[mitch grunting]

Mitch!

There's at least one man Down there, possibly two.

Bring a stretcher And a lot of bandages.

Do you need anything From headquarters?

Yeah, my scuba gear And a spear gun.

-what's goin' on in there? -two lifeguards

Are fighting an alligator In a subterranean cave.

-what? -I know it sounds crazy,

But these guys could be Seriously injured.

Trust me, This thing is like a monster.

What did I tell ya, huh? And you wouldn't listen to me.

Not now, not now!

[neely] Oh, my god.

[cody] I don't believe.

[onlookers talking indistinctly]

Logan, are you okay?

Here. He's all yours.

Don't worry, He's not as tough as he looks.

[cody] Hey! What am I suppose To do with this thing?

[groaning]

Caroline, what are you doing In there?

[knocking]

Do you realize what time it is?

You're going to miss Your "Inside sports" interview.

[knocking]

Caroline, what's wrong with you?

Oh, no!

I'm gonna kill her!

How did you get the chicken pox?

Ask neely.

[door slamming]

Hey, there she is.

You're looking for me?

Yeah, yeah.

You remember jerry croft, Don't you?

Well, of course I do. How are you?

Very good.

Congratulations, neely. You're Gonna be in "Inside sports."

You're kidding?

No, you're the one we want.

Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!

Thanks, mitch!

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my-- I can't believe this.

You're gonna be terrific.

Well, have fun in cabo.

I will! Thank you!

-and thank you, mitch. -excellent.

Thank you, mitch.

And thank all the other girls That tried out.

Oh, I will.

I'm sure they will be really Thrilled for neely.

[chuckling]

Thank you.

You're gonna be great.

[waves crashing]

[radio chatter in background]

Okay, thanks for calling.

I'll pass along The good news. Bye.

You'll be happy To know the la zoo

Has officially adopted Our friend.

Well, personally, I was looking forward

To getting a brand-new pair Of cowboy boots, myself.

Caroline, you're gonna scar.

You are such a hypocrite. You picked nonstop.

I did not. You look at me. I have no scars at all.

[chuckling]

Well, they said you can come Visit him anytime you'd like.

Well, I'm sure that would bring Back a lot of fond memories.

I'm still gonna pick Because it's really itching me.

It's driving me nuts!

You didn't have it As much as I did.

I had it on my face And on my nose.

Stop it!

Would you stop doing that? I'm gonna pick if I wanna pick.

-[cj] No, you won't! -[caroline] Yes, I will!

Ladies.

[sighing]

She's mad at neely And she's taking it out on me.

Neely did not set you up to get The chicken pox.

Stephanie confirmed It was a bad connection.

She just misunderstood The message.

Oh, please.

Well, even if she hadn't You'd already been exposed.

Excuse me, Why are you defending her?

I'm not defending her.

I'm just saying You can't blame her.

Just forget it.

Look, I don't care if I won.

I just don't understand Why they had to pick her.

I'm sure they realized They made a dreadful mistake.

They probably won't use Any of the photos, anyway.

Looks like we'll find out Soon enough.

We just got an advanced copy Of the swimsuit...

Edition.

Not bad.

Very nice.

[chuckling]

Let me see that!

Oh, god!

[laughing]

[sighing in disgust]

[laughing]

[logan] You gotta admit, She looks pretty good.

[stephanie] Very funny.

[laughing]

Now, now.

Don't laugh.

[ending music]