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-[theme music playing]

♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need To have somebody ♪

♪ when the edge Of surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry

♪ it's gonna be all right

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

-♪ I'll be ready -♪ I'll be ready

-♪ whenever you fear

-♪ oh, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ no! I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready Whenever you fear ♪

♪ oh, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-morning. What's all this?

-windows by guido.

I'm starting a new business.

-another new business?

-look how these windows Shine and sparkle.

You know, you can see all The way from here to catalina Through these windows.

That's 26 miles across the sea.

Wow! Look at that crazy fool.

-[wind howling]

-that's a tricky wind up there.

-[grunting]

-looks like he's caught In a thermal.

-I mean she. Call headquarters. Tell them there's a code three, Topanga canyon beach.

-[grunting]

-we're on our way.

-[siren wails]

-stephanie.

Captain, I would like you To meet our lieutenant Stephanie holden.

-my daughter tells me if it Weren't for your skill and Courage, she would have drowned.

-the skydiver. -oh.

-words cannot express The gratitude I feel In my heart.

So I would like to say thank you In a special way.

-what kind of way is that?

-I'm the captain of A norwegian line cruise Ship, the m.S. Southward.

I would be honored if you'd be My guest on our next voyage.

-well, that's very kind of you, But it wasn't just me.

There were other lifeguards Involved in the rescue Of your daughter.

-oh, I know this. I would like to ask Them all to come,

Everyone who participated In the rescue.

-well, that includes cj,

Summer, matt, and, uh... And, uh...

We gotta take guido. He did call it in.

-thanks, boss.

-this is a very generous offer,

But I'm afraid the county has Strict policies

About lifeguards Accepting rewards.

-captain thorpe Said we could go. -yes!

-he said it's a slow season, And we could use the time To recharge our batteries.

-where are we going? -for how long?

-when do we leave?

-it's a five-day voyage To the mexican riviera.

We sail at the week's end.

-uh, what if our batteries Don't need recharging?

-what do you mean? -you don't want to go?

-what, are you crazy? Don't you know how many Single guys are on a cruise?

-if you don't want to go, you Don't have to, but I wouldn't Disappoint captain thorpe.

I mean, he is looking forward To getting his feet back In the sand.

-summer, I want a note From your mother giving You permission to go.

Matt. Matt. You, too.

-no problem. They'll be Thrilled to get rid of me.

-oh, lieutenant holden, You have made my dreams Come true. [kisses]

-all: ♪ we're going on a cruise, We're going on a cruise ♪

♪ we're going on a cruise, We're going on a cruise ♪

♪ we're going On a cruise ♪

-how much longer? -what difference does it make?

Life without possibility Of parole.

You got all the time In the world.

Of course, as far as I'm Concerned all drug dealers Should get the death penalty,

Especially you big shots.

-unit 2, 10-99, Malibu canyon road.

-ambush! Santa rosa pen! We're under attack! -kill him!

-it's jammed! -kill him!

-look out! -[grunts]

-[engine turns over]

-well, this should be fun. I've never been to mexico...

-I'll give it right back.

-already, I'm smelling Romance in the air.

-down, boy. Down, boy. We're not even on board yet.

-you'll be staying in...

The acapulco suite. That's my favorite stateroom On the entire ship.

Well, thank you for sailing With us, mrs. Kenilworth.

I'll have bob over here Help you with your bags.

And you have a ball. -thank you, my dear.

-pamper her. Her husband Just died and left her A zillion dollars.

You guys must be the group From baywatch.

The captain said we'd be having Some real live heroes on board.

Oh, I'm amy boyer, Your cruise director. -mitch buchannon.

-hi. -hi. I'm stephanie holden.

-nice to meet you. -I'm summer.

-hi. Cj.

-matt.

-have any of you ever been On a cruise before?

-oh, this is the first time I've ever been away from home.

-well, I've seen every episode Of "Love boat."

-what about you, stephanie?

-just once. A long time ago.

-well, fellas, your staterooms Are on the atlantic deck,

And, gals, You'll be on the boat deck.

It's a little easy to get lost, So I'll escort you To your rooms.

Come with me. -great.

-just take it down.

-guido?

-no, maybe I had five. No, I know I had six.

If you could just look For the sixth bag.

-guido, come on.

-I think I'm in love.

-I had five. Six. No, I had six.

-did I see you in cabo Last summer?

-here you go.

-hey!

-all: bye!

-[cheering]

-thank you.

-oh, thank you so much For having us.

-oh, this is cool.

-guido, guido, guido!

You know, I must admit.

I never pictured you As a ladies man.

-that's one of the reasons I had to leave my country.

Oh, so many of the women found It very hard to resist my charm.

-having any luck with... Uh? -with mrs. Kenilworth?

If I play my cards right, I'm going to get the Start-up funding

For windows by guido before We reach the first port. [clicks tongue]

-[clicks tongue] Be careful. -you bet.

-I could get used to this. -this is so relaxing.

-when I lived in france, We cruised the mediterranean.

My dad was writing a screenplay Set on the greek islands.

I got my first kiss On that trip...

Dominique stendahl From marseilles.

I was only 12 years old,

And I had no idea What I was doing.

-oh, somehow, I find that Very hard to believe.

-fortunately, dominique Was an excellent teacher.

Where you going?

-to get my camera. I left it in my room.

-oh, don't look now, mr. Right Can't take his eyes off you.

-champagne?

-no. I didn't order that.

-the gentleman did.

-thank you, sir.

-you're more than welcome, Madame.

-I'm abigail kenilworth.

-yes, I know.

And I was so sorry to hear About your husband.

-I'm sorry. Have we met before?

-not officially. Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm count guido papadokulous.

-count. Oh, my.

I had no idea We had royalty on board.

-well, I like to try To keep a low profile.

-hi. -hi.

-excuse me. -sure.

-hey. -hey.

-is it my imagination,

Or are you just completely Someplace else on this cruise?

-it's your imagination. -no, I don't think so.

What's the matter? Why are you so uptight?

Sd-I'm not uptight. I'm having A perfectly wonderful time.

-stephanie.

-it's billy. He's ruining everything.

-your ex-husband, billy?

-yes. -he's on this cruise?

-no. I just can't stop Thinking about him.

We spent our honeymoon On a cruise.

Sit's been a long time Since I remembered the Good times that we had.

-yeah, I know how you feel.

Gayle and I spent our honeymoon In hawaii on the big island.

Every time there's a volcanic Eruption, I think of her.

[laughing]

-doesn't it make you feel Sad or lonely,

Like you were a failure At the most important Thing in your life?

-I felt that way For a real long time.

Then, one day, it went away.

I don't know what happened. It just went away.

-you think there's hope for me?

-absolutely not.

Now, come on. Let's go Have some fun. Come on.

Go lose some money at craps. Come on.

-you'll lose. I'll win.

♪ now I work hard for my dime

♪ running in circles Working nine to five ♪

♪ I'm looking for a way outta here

♪ somewhere beautiful Somewhere to disappear ♪

♪ me and my friends all agree

♪ we need to getaway ♪ we're ready to break free

♪so loosen up everyone

♪ we're on vacation And ready to have fun ♪

♪ no-one's gonna feel down tonight

♪ everybody's hanging out

♪ no-one's gonna be changing their mind

♪ we're having a good time

♪ the perfect day, perfect time

♪ and I can't remember What I left behind ♪

♪ I see it all now, I see it clear

♪ a whole new attitude Is waiting for me here ♪

♪ no-one's gonna feel down tonight ♪

♪ everybody's hanging out

♪ no-one's gonna be changing their mind

♪ we're having a good time

♪ now I work hard for my dime

♪ running in circles Working nine to five ♪

♪ I'm looking for a way outta here

♪ somewhere beautiful Somewhere to disappear ♪

♪ no-one's gonna feel down tonight ♪

♪ everybody's hanging out

♪ no-one's gonna be changing their mind

♪ we're having a good time

♪ no-one's gonna feel down tonight

♪ everybody's hanging out

♪ no-one's gonna be changing their mind

♪ we're having a good time

♪ no-one's gonna feel down tonight

♪ everybody's hanging out

♪ no-one's gonna be changing their mind

♪ we're having a good time

♪ no-one's gonna feel down tonight

♪ everybody's hanging out

♪ no-one's gonna be changing their mind

♪ we're having a good time

-come here. All right, I got it. -[laughing]

-right here. Right here. Right here.

-here, here, here, here! -[shouting]

-get 'em, get 'em, steph! Get 'em!

Oh! Lucky shot.

-come on, john.

-hey, hey, hey.

-hey, I'm sorry. Good shot. -lucky.

-cj, come on!

-hi. -hi.

-where you going?

You can't go. [laughing]

Hi. Did you get a load Of that babe?

This place is magnificent.

-get a load of this.

-mr. Rogo, wow! What a makeover.

-I'd never recognize you. -keep your voice down.

What's the matter with you?

No. No more alcohol.

Not until we're off this ship, You understand?

As a matter of fact, I don't want to see you Outside your room.

-what? -there might've been witnesses.

I can't afford To have you identified.

7-well, how long am I supposed To stay cooped up in this room?

-now listen to me.

Tomorrow morning, We dock in cabo san lucas.

Swe will disembark With the rest of the passengers.

We'll do a little shopping,

And then we will board A colombian fishing trawler

That sails for cartagena At 12:00 noon.

-thanks.

-tell me, guido, why did you Leave your native land?

-the people in my country Are very backwards.

They only think of money. They don't think about the soul.

You know, my father is one Of the richest men On the continent.

Oh, yes. And one day, I will inherit his fortune.

But until then, I am What you might consider An independent businessman.

-do you mind if I take over? -yeah.

-come on, buddy, Share the wealth.

-get lost.

Okay.

-thank you. -any time.

-you look absolutely Magnificent.

-thank you.

And you look great.

-want to dance? -yes.

-want to go for a walk? -sure.

-you feel good.

-so do you.

-check it out.

-oh, I knew it. I knew they'd get back together.

-how did you know?

-old flames always catch fire Again on a cruise.

-you've been watching Too many "Love boats."

-mitch.

-what's wrong? -we can't do this.

We've been down This road before. It's a dead end.

-it was a dead end, Because you were married.

You're not married now. -no, I'm sorry.

I don't know what it was--

The music, the champagne,

The way you looked In the moonlight--

But I got carried away. We both did.

-what are you afraid of?

-change.

I like our relationship The way it is.

I like working with you. I like swimming with you.

I like being able To talk with you

Without having to Worry about what comes next.

I like being your friend.

-stephanie, I don't think You know what you like.

You change your mind Every ten minutes.

-I was just trying To be sensible.

-stephanie.

Fine.

You want to be friends? We'll be friends.

No more getting carried away. No more champagne.

No more music. From now on, We're just friends. I got it.

-mitch. -no, I got no problem with this, I really don't.

Friends. No problem. I got it.

We are friends.

-oh, god, what have I done?

-take me now.

-take you where? Ooh!

Oh, mrs. Kenilworth, ple-- Oh, please, please, please.

Mrs. Kenilworth, don't do that. Please, come on.

Oh, please, please. Oh, it's not good. It's not a good idea.

Oh, please don't do that. Come on. Oh, please.

I beg you, please. I'm on my Knees. All right, stop!

-[panting]

-look, I have a confession To make.

I'm not a count. I wasn't after you. I was after your money.

I'm just a gigolo.

-I don't care what you are.

I don't care What you're after.

You turn me on. Kiss me, you fool!

-whoa!

-so you're going to Play hard to get. Yes!

-mr. Rogo.

-you were confined To your room, carl.

-I was just getting Some fresh air, mr. Rogo.

-I saw you on the dance floor, Carl, so don't insult me With your feeble excuses.

-look, mr. Rogo, I know you're mad at me,

And you have every right To be so.

-I'm not mad at you, carl. I'm afraid of you. -you're afraid of me?

-I'm afraid that your lack Of professionalism will Cost me my life.

That's why I came here, To let you know that there's Been a slight change in plans.

-oh, that's great. What are they?

[screaming]

[carl gagging]

-I'm not sure This is a good idea.

-why not?

-well, for one thing, You're underage. They're Not going to let you gamble.

-look, they didn't card me In monte carlo.

They're not gonna card me here.

Besides, I feel very lucky tonight.

-hi. -hi.

Could you show me Some I.D., please? -I.D.?

You're kidding me. -sorry, house rules. You must be over 21 to play.

-hate to say I told you so.

Okay, we'll play one hand, Then we're out of here.

-blackjack. -all right!

-seventeen.

-might as well let it ride.

-stick.

-odds are she's got 17. Gotta take a hit.

-all right!

You are pretty good at this. -that was luck.

Yours must have Rubbed off on me.

-blackjack. -oh, you are on a roll.

-seventeen.

-[screaming]

-stephanie? Man overboard!

-[coughing]

Mitch! Mitch, save me! Mitch, help me!

-take the ring. Take the ring!

-hey! Hey! -come back!

-somebody, help! Hey! -please!

-hey! Hey!

-come back! Come back!

-what's your limit? -$5,000 per hand.

-you're betting $5,000 On one hand?

-insurance?

-double down. One card, $20,000 or bust.

-hey! Come back! Come back!

Come back! -it's all right. They can't hear us.

They can't hear us.

Come here, come here. I got you. I got you.

It's okay. It's okay.

-[theme music playing]