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[theme music playing]

♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪

♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪

♪ some people need To have somebody ♪

♪ when the edge of surrender's in sight ♪

♪ don't you worry

♪ it's gonna be all right ♪

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready ♪ never you fear

♪ no don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪

♪ oh

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready ♪ never you fear

♪ no, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ forever and always

♪ I'm always here

Baywatch

"Masquerade"

[groaning]

Gordon?

Oh! Honey, you startled me.

[giggling]

God.

I'm making you breakfast in bed.

Now, go sleep For another ten minutes.

Oh, you're so romantic.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[glasses clinking]

Gordon? Are you all right?

No! No, don't do it!

[screaming]

C.J., slow down.

No, I want to go faster.

Yeah, well, this isn't a race. We're on patrol.

Well, the faster we patrol, The more area we can cover.

What is it with you and speed?

I love it. I don't know.

My heart beats fast, My blood pumps.

It feels great.

-hit it! -what?

Get your blood pumping. Go!

I know this woman.

I knew beverly lowry.

Baywatch boat dock

Her husband Was my psych professor

At long beach state,

But there's no way That gordon lowry

Would have murdered his wife.

The police think he did.

Well, I don't.

He emptied out Their bank accounts,

The safe deposit box,

All of her jewelry is gone!

The cut end of the wire Wrapped around her legs

Matches a spool in his garage.

I'd say that's pretty Incriminating evidence.

I think someone set it up To make it look like he did it.

Stephanie, Her body was weighted down.

It only came to the surface Because the wire snapped.

Now, face it.

This guy's probably on his way To bora bora

With a new and younger beverly.

No, it doesn't look That way to me.

I don't think so.

Garner, what'd you find out?

Mitch!

Los angeles county Beaches & harbors

Here you go, johnny. Stay out of trouble, will you?

Well, for one thing,

This is not the first time That this has happened.

See? I'm right.

Yeah, but homicide Doesn't agree with me.

They're still convinced Lowry murdered his wife.

Ah-ha. I am right.

Garner, what did you mean When you said that

This isn't the first time This has happened?

Well, this ran in the "Times" Three months ago.

Rich couple leaves On a week-long cruise,

Suddenly, hubby shows up At the bank, alone,

Withdraws all the money, Then, poof, they disappear.

It says they left from the same Yacht club as the lowrys.

But there's no proof They're dead.

Yeah, well, they haven't Been heard from since.

Maybe they decided to sail away, Drop out of society.

Did you ever see that movie, "Lost in america?"

Um... Albert brooks.

-albert brooks. -right.

They drop out, she blows Their nest egg in vegas.

And then he goes back To the casino bar--

You guys want To talk about movies?

Well how about "The ghost of blackbeard?"

The scene where the pirates Loot the ship

And murder everybody on-board.

Wait a minute.

There are no pirates In santa monica.

Yeah, well, what if drug runners Are stealing boats

To use for smuggling?

Or selling them On the black market?

Some of those yachts Are worth a fortune.

Don't convince me. Convince homicide.

You know, I know a yacht broker.

He'd do anything for me. I rescued his daughter.

I could use one of his yachts And set up a sting.

Well, Their m.O. Is they go after

Rich, married couples.

Don't even think it.

Mitch, please.

I'll back you both up.

You get seasick.

I'll wear a patch.

Hobie's at gail's. Come on, do this for me.

Forget it. They'll recognize us At the yacht club.

No, they won't.

What are you doing?

Imagining what you'd look like In a mustache.

[laughing]

Thank you, ellerbee.

Darling, please.

Oh.

[chuckles]

Watch over sushi for us, Would you?

Sushi?

[sighs]

[laughing]

Aren't you A little overdoing it?

No.

[both laughing]

[moaning]

Everyone's watching us.

-we want them to, remember? -mm.

[mumbling]

Excuse me.

Can I help you?

Yes, my name is lilly van tress,

And this is my husband, trevor.

Pleasure to make Your acquaintance.

We have an appointment With our yacht broker here.

Oh, yes. Leslie told me To be expecting you.

We're sailing off On our honeymoon.

Well, Congratulations to you both.

I'm fred adler. I'm the assistant dockmaster.

There she is.

Shall we?

Thank you kindly, sir.

Mr. Van tress?

-what? -mr. Van tress?

Oh. Uh, yeah-- yes?

Now that you've gone And purchased your boat,

I hope you'll give Some consideration

To becoming a member Of our club.

Well, we would definitely Consider that,

But before we make Our final decision,

We would like to see A list of all your members.

I'm sure you understand.

Yes, of course I do.

-darling? -yes.

Okay, okay. That's enough.

No, that one is for real. For you.

Thank you for doing this.

Well, it's the least I can do For my lovely bride.

Why, trevor, I do believe You're making me blush.

[both giggle]

Los angeles county lifeguard

-we better keep up the act. -what for?

People are still watching.

Kiss me.

Venus

[both laughing]

Oh, look. A parade.

[motor revving]

C.J., slow down.

C.J.!

C.J.! C.J., please.

Oh, come on, garner.

We gotta make it look Like we're on official duty.

[groans]

Okay, We should reach lover's cove

In about two hours.

Live bait to fisherman. Live bait to fisherman.

Come in. Over.

This is fisherman.

[retching]

[laughing]

Sounds like You're a little green

Around the gills there, Fisherman.

Yep. He's got his rod and reel Over the side right now.

So, did the honeymooners Sail off with tons of hoopla?

We sure enough did.

Filled out a yacht application.

Now everybody and his brother Knows we are filthy rich

And putting in at lover's cove tonight all by ourselves.

Listen, We'll make our way there.

Slowly.

And, uh, I'll come aboard after dark.

Just stay out of sight Till then.

We don't want the sound Of the fisherman's reel

Unspooling to frighten away The fish.

Listen, you wouldn't have To worry about the sound

Of my reel unspooling If these patches worked.

Don't worry. I'll keep his line Wound nice and tight.

And if you need us, We'll be around the point.

-and trevor? -yes, darling?

If you need a little privacy On your honeymoon night,

I'll be sure Not to bring him over

Until a little bit after dark.

Ooh, sounds awfully romantic.

That won't be necessary.

Trevor and I will not Be consummating

Our marriage on this trip.

Auf wiedersehen.

Hmm.

I think we can get rid of trevor And lilly for a while.

[music playing]

I think we should stay In character,

You know, just to...

Be on the safe side.

Don't you want To take your mustache off?

I thought you said it itched.

Yeah, I did. But, uh...

Getting used to it.

It doesn't look very good On you.

You're the one Who told me to wear it.

Well that's trevor.

It looked wonderful on trevor, But not on you.

What are you talking about? Trevor is me.

-no, he isn't. -of course he is.

Mitch, trevor is suave And sophisticated.

That is not you.

What are you saying?

That you like trevor More than me?

You do!

Well, what about lilly?

Do you prefer lilly to me?

Well...

Lilly is kind of sexy.

Are you saying that she's sexy And I'm not?

No, I'm saying that sometimes When people put on costumes,

It allows them to free feelings That they usually hold inside.

So you're saying I'm repressed?

No, no. I'm saying that you Are usually in control.

Oh, and lilly isn't?

How should I know what lilly is?

But I suppose you'd like me To put the wig back on

So you can find out, Now wouldn't you?

Well, lilly's a lot more fun Than you are. That's for sure.

I don't know how I ever thought We could get along together

Out here for two days.

You wanna call it quits?

No.

What are you doing?

Well, it's obvious you and I Can't handle this.

Maybe trevor and lilly can.

Why... Trevor, darling.

Thank goodness you're here.

You are here, aren't you?

Yes, darling.

I'm here.

Hm...

I'm right here.

[chuckles]

Whatcha reading?

"Three faces of eve." It's for my psych class.

Yeah, That multiple personality thing?

Boy let me tell you, That stuff is spooky.

No, it's not. I believe in that Multiple personality stuff.

I believe all of us have them.

Sometimes they just come out At different times.

Hm.

Like c.J. The speed demon.

Yeah.

You know, part of me Gets off on the speed,

While another part of me

Is scared to death And wants to slow down.

Well, you know That scared to death one?

That's the one You oughta listen to.

Well, sometimes I do.

Sometimes I don't.

-that's what makes it exciting. -mm-hmm.

That's what makes me ill.

[laughs]

Darling, I'm hungry.

I'm hungry too, darling.

But you know lilly doesn't cook.

Venus coos bay

Man cannot live by grapes alone.

Why, trevor, honey,

You wouldn't want cat not to Have her milk, now would you?

Fix me something to eat That'll make my mouth water.

Do I strike you As the kind of man

Who could be manipulated By a kiss?

Oh, of course not.

You're much too strong And worldly wise

To be titillated By such a thing.

Hey, how you doing?

You know him?

I wish.

[chuckles]

Oh no, oh no. He's going down.

[shouts]

Come on, garner.

Hang on.

Okay, now, Keep it steady for me.

Is he okay?

He needs medical attention.

Get me the first aid kit. It's right behind you.

I'm heading in.

Wait a minute. What about mitch and stephanie?

I have an injury, sarge, I gotta go.

You, go in with her. I need your boat.

[chuckles]

[moaning]

You feel something?

Oh, trevor, yes.

No, I mean on the boat.

Anybody home?

That's gotta be garner.

Look, if you say anything To him about this,

I will torture And then kill you.

What the hell do you want?

Uh, I'm...

Looking for some friends Of mine.

This is their yacht.

The hell it is.

This isn't "The venus?" No, this is "Lady be good."

This is lover's cove, Though, right?

Wrong again, pal.

Lover's cove is south of here.

Damn it, garner. The least You could have done is radio.

[gun cocks]

Mr. Van tress.

How are you enjoying Your honeymoon so far?

Charisma

[grunts]

First, I want you to realize This is nothing personal.

You're going to be Perfectly safe.

The only thing that we're Interested in is your money.

And our yacht!

Well...

I'll get about $90,000 For that in mexico,

But that barely covers My expenses.

So how do you expect To make a profit?

We're gonna have A little scavenger hunt.

I'm gonna give trevor A list of things

That he's got to find And bring back here.

And if he can do that In the allotted time...

Without arousing any suspicion,

He wins your freedom.

If not...

You lose your life.

What's on the list?

Cash, jewelry.

Contents of safe deposit boxes, Other valuables like that.

And if he doesn't have that--

I think I've answered Enough questions.

You just do exactly As you're told,

And I promise you,

You won't have to see the...

Violent side Of admiral nelson's behavior.

At dawn, We're gonna take you ashore.

And we're going to drive you To your house, which is at...

214 winter road In beverly hills.

That's very nice.

Once you get there,

You're gonna collect Your wife's jewelry

And a few other items I've listed for you.

And then I want you to put On a really nice suit and tie.

You're going to be taken To your various banks,

Where I want you to empty Your safe deposit boxes,

You're gonna withdraw Your cash maximum,

And you're gonna get the balance In a cashier's check.

And if you can do all of that

And get back here by 3:00 p.M.,

Lilly will still be alive.

If not...

I promise you, You won't want to see her.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'm just sorry our honeymoon Didn't last ten minutes longer.

Unless your friend's boat sank,

I don't see it here In lover's cove.

Listen, can I use your radio? I need to call the coast guard.

Yeah.

Get in!

[exhaling]

Thirsty?

Yes.

Nerves.

Please, may I have some?

Yeah.

Sure.

[choking]

[coughing]

Sorry.

All you really need to do

Is relax. Yeah?

Now, how about If I help you relax, huh?

You like that?

[spits]

[grunts]

I was gonna be nice to you.

You would have liked that more!

Nelson, get up here. Now.

Pretty soon, you're gonna be Drinking a whole lot of water.

[gasping]

Don't tell me You're afraid of the water.

A man afraid of the water's

Got no business Owning a pleasure yacht.

Hey, He don't own no yacht no more.

[laughing]

[grunts]

[grunting continues]

[panting]

[breathing heavily]

Yeah, come on, let's go. Let's get some.

Let's get a beer right now.

She's getting away!

No! No! We need her alive.

Get the skiff. Take the nets.

Over there.

There she is. Right there!

There! Get her!

[gasping]

[screaming]

Hey, what are you looking at?

There's a shark Coming right towards us.

A shark? You're afraid of a shark?

[laughs]

[shouts]

[air hissing]

You ain't getting nowhere In those handcuffs.

[growls]

[squeaking]

We keep her alive...

Till crocker and chulo bring Something of his back here.

Like a fancy tie, or a belt,

Or something With his initials on it?

No, no, no. We can't use Strangulation again.

So, what do you think?

Poison.

A prescription With his name on it.

So it'll look like He killed her.

[sighs]

Oh, mitch.

[radio chatter]

Right. We're on our way.

The coast guard spotted "Venus" Two miles off huntington.

There's no response To the radio calls.

You don't think--

Let's just get there. Fast.

-fast? -double protection.

Hit it.

[motor revving]

Where the hell are they?

They should have checked in By now.

I-- I think we oughta Just dump her.

Get out of here.

Do it.

You're freezing. It's not right.

I'm gonna take you Some place warmer.

Okay? It's okay.

-just don't kick. -look, look.

I think I should just wait For my husband, okay?

I really think I should just wait.

[grunting]

Psst.

[groans]

Come on, You don't have to do this.

Come on. Up we go.

Let's go.

-come on, pretty lady. -no, this is a setup, man.

You know, The police and the coast guard

Know all about you.

What do you mean, they know? Huh? Hey, easy! Easy!

-get over here! -stop!

They've got enough evidence To convict you forever--

Stop! Stop! Stop it!

Stop it! I don't wanna hurt you.

Hold still! That's it I've had it with you!

This is crazy. You can't get away with this.

Shut up! Shut up!

That's it. Come on.

[grunts]

-be quiet. -mitch!

You're going over. You're going over.

Hold it right there. Let her go.

That's what I'm gonna do,

If you don't drop that gun.

Now!

[whimpering]

You drop her...

I'll drop him.

[whimpering]

You're not gonna kill me.

[grunts]

Guess we'll never know if I would have killed you or not.

You all right there, lilly?

Yeah, I'm fine, trevor.

Can I get you out of those?

No, it's okay. I'm...

Kind of attached to 'em.

How's garner?

Oh, he's a little green Around the edges.

But I think the fact That the coast guard

Recovered the yacht

And the rest of the pirates, It's easing the pain a bit.

I never should have gotten you Involved in this.

I'm sorry.

I don't know.

I thought the involvement got Pretty interesting there

For a while.

I'm glad you're not trevor.

I thought you liked him More than me.

When I was afraid I might die, I thought about you, not him.

Well, when I was swimming,

I thought about you And not lilly.

Why do you think We had to be them

In order to get so close?

They don't have our history.

I wonder what would Have happened

Between trevor and lilly

If there hadn't been Such an untimely interruption.

I guess we'll never know.

I guess not.

I think maybe I'll dye my hair.

Yeah, Maybe I'll grow a mustache.

It would look good on you.

-think so? -yeah.

Maybe I'll grow one.

I just love to kiss A man with a mustache.

What?

Hmm?

What'd you say?

Oh, nothing.