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Good morning, men. Dietrich.

Good morning, inspector.

Barney in?

He just stepped Out for a second.

Oh.

Yeah, I got a couple of minutes.

Whew.

A real scorcher, hmm?

I beg your pardon?

The heat... The heat, Especially for october.

Yeah.

You could fry an egg On the sidewalk out there.

Mm-hmm.

You're not much of a Conversationalist, are you?

No, I guess not.

It's okay. You're A good cop, huh?

Ah, inspector.

Hey, barney.

How goes it?

Boy, a real scorcher Out there, huh?

Oh, yeah.

What brings you Around, inspector?

Well, barney, I just Thought I'd stop by,

See how things are Going along, you know?

It, uh, it inspires the men

If the big brass drop around Occasionally, you know?

Give them a little smile, Huh? A little pat on the rump.

You know, morale's The thing, barney.

I see.

Sure.

Any problems, barney?

No, no. Everything's fine.

Good. Good.

How about you, dietrich? Enjoying your work?

More than I can say.

Good boy. Way to go, huh?

Harris, how about you?

You need a little Pumping up, maybe,

And a little pat on the po-po?

Oh, uh, no. Thank You, inspector.

I'm just dandy.

Are you? Good. What About wojo and nick?

Wojo's out.

Nick's at the d.A.'s Office for a while,

But they're fine... Happy as kittens.

Good. Good.

Well, maybe I'll Just go downstairs

And take a gander at The uniforms, you know?

Sometimes a few Of them down there

Feel down in the dumps

Because they don't Get to wear classy suits

Like you and me, right, har?

You and who?

I'm sure they'd Appreciate that, inspector.

You think so, huh?

Boy, it's really a Scorcher, though, isn't it?

Yeah, it kind of makes A man go limp all over,

In a manner of speaking, barney.

Not really though, huh? Watch.

See you later, barney.

Here we are. Right over there.

Good morning, harris.

You know, I'm actually Happy you caught me.

Well, we're kind of Thrilled ourselves.

Have a seat.

What's that all about?

It's, uh, gerald morris.

He was shoplifting over At kotterman's market.

Shoplifting... It's a Bourgeois concept.

Book him.

For shoplifting?

Do you have any Other suggestions?

You really don't know who I am?

Gerald morris?

No, I'm not gerald morris.

That's what his Driver's license said.

I got 30 different licenses.

Gerald morris, morris phillips,

Philip morris, helen hayes.

I take it you're none Of these people.

I'm jonathan dodd.

Fine. Book mr. Dodd.

Wait a minute. I just Said I'm jonathan dodd.

Hey.

The fbi and the u.S. Marshal

Have been looking For me for nine years.

What for?

You don't know?

Uh, no, but it's, uh...

Very generous of you to tell us.

Confession is good for the soul.

We like to think so, yes.

Barn.

"Jonathan dodd.

"1966... Violation of Selective service law,

"1967... Conspiracy To incite violence,

"1967... Illegal Possession of explosives,

1969... Attempted bombing Of u.S. Military base."

I stopped the war.

I apologize for not Remembering you.

Forget it.

Have a seat, mr. Dodd.

Wojo, as soon as you finish Booking him, call the fbi.

Yeah.

And, listen, I'm not talking To the fbi or the reporters

Or anybody until I Make my phone call.

Fine.

Oh.

Okay.

Hello. Abbie?

Do you expect him back?

You wouldn't have His new number...

Thanks anyway.

"Cleaver, davis," kunstler...

Bill and emily."

No, they've got Problems of their own.

So, what's going on?

Just normal procedure, mr. Dodd.

I'm still not talking to the Reporters or the newspeople.

I'll tell them... If any show up.

And where's the fbi, anyway?

That was them on the phone.

They'll be over as soon as They can shake an agent loose.

Could be a day or two.

A day or two?

Sorry.

That place has Really fallen apart

Since hoover died.

Come on, I'm gonna Put you in the cage now.

I haven't made My phone call yet.

You made 15 of them.

Everybody's moved.

That ain't our, uh...

Okay. You know, sure.

Go and make your phone call.

Uh, you want to get Through that door, please?

What is that, sarcasm?

This is our burglar?

Anthony marola... Broke Into a first-floor apartment

Over on 13th street.

We apprehended him In a bathroom, barn.

He tried to escape Through this little window.

It wasn't a pretty sight.

We caught him with all the stuff

From the apartment, barn...

Watches, jewelry, Little vienna sausages.

You ever try those? They're incredible.

Take them all and book him.

That's it?

For my part, yes.

No snide comment?

No veiled expressions Of disgust?

About what?

"About what"? Come on!

We've been dancing All around it.

I know that I'm an object Of revulsion to people,

So why don't you just Go ahead and say it?

Mr. Marola, you're being Arrested for burglary,

Not gluttony.

Uh, mr. Marola, Over here, please.

Take a seat.

Just one?

See what I mean?

So, what were you Doing in the '60s, anyway?

I was in the service.

Over there?

Yeah.

In the cage.

So, what were you?

I was a marine.

Of course.

One of those macho crew-cuts

Who gets their kicks Shooting off guns.

Maybe so.

Well, aren't we well-adjusted?

Address?

In this society,

It's a crime not to be perfect.

Address.

But you'll find out what I mean.

Pardon me?

I can always spot people

Who are going To end up like this.

Are you referring to me?

I can see it in your cheeks.

They're puffy.

- that's muscle. - muscle.

Look, I will never Have a weight problem.

I am genetically svelte.

Come on, mr. Marola.

We're going to put You in that little cage.

Hi, curly.

Where'd you pick up el blimpo?

Uh, he's harris and Dietrich's collar.

Hey!

This cell wasn't made For this many people.

Just be thankful you Got a place to sit down.

Who's the malcontent?

Uh, his name is jonathan dodd.

Dodd?

Yeah, we picked him up this Morning for shoplifting.

The fbi's been looking For him for nine years.

Oh, one of them Yippie types, huh?

Inciting riots, Bombings. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Well, there, now, mr. Dodd.

Quite the busy little Beaver, aren't we?

I didn't catch the name.

Luger.

Inspector frank luger, nypd.

Inspector.

That's about as high As a pig can get, isn't it?

Hey!

I'm used to that kind of talk.

It don't bother me, wojo.

I've dealt with this Kind of vermin before,

Back in, what, '68,

Directing crowd control At columbia university.

I was there, too.

Were you really?

Well... Occupying The classrooms, huh?

Throwing the Rocks and the bricks

Through the windows, huh,

While our fine Young american boys

Were sailing across the ocean,

Putting their life on the Line for their country?

For their country?

Or for the oil companies and For dow chemical and dupont?

You're full of horse...

Hey, just shut up About it, all right?

Uh, dodd.

Now, look, you try Pulling them kind of tricks

In soviet russia, you See where you wind up.

In jail?

Don't give me that, smart guy!

I've dealt with your Kind of people before!

I know how to...

I know how to... Inspector, you all right?

Huh, yeah, it's just...

- the heat, heat. - barney.

Does your arm hurt?

Oh, no, it's just A hot... Hot flash.

- what's the matter? - nothing.

Nothing, barney, It's just probably

The fish sticks I Had for breakfast.

Get some cold water And a wet towel.

Just take it easy.

Shortness of breath, nausea,

Pain radiating in the left arm.

His heart.

"Heart"... Don't be silly.

Just relax.

I'll call an ambulance, barn.

Not for me!

Inspector, please, Please. Just stay seated.

Sit down. All right, yeah.

- here you go, inspector. - thanks.

Statistics show 7 out Of 10 heart-attack victims

At the time of their attack Deny they're having one.

It's just the heat, you know?

Woj, a real Scorcher. Honest. It's...

8 out of 10.

Yeah, I know, but This will be easier.

All right, you don't Have to fuss about me.

Here. All right. Just take it easy.

Breathing any better now?

You're not gonna give me

That mouth-to-mouth Stuff, are you?

No, inspector, just Relax. Just take it easy.

Barn, the ambulance said they'll Be here as soon as they can.

I won't get in it.

It's just a precaution, Inspector. Take it easy.

Anything else we Should be doing?

No, barney, there's Nothing to do.

Just keep him as Comfortable as possible.

That's right.

Thanks.

Yeah.

You're sure you wouldn't...

Wouldn't like to lie down?

Barney, I don't Want to be a bother.

Just... You forget I'm Here. Go about your work,

Whatever you have to do, barney.

Okay.

They told me I'm gonna have A heart attack in 10 years

If I don't knock off A hundred pounds.

Gee, that's too bad.

Hey, hey.

What happened to Your chief, anyway?

I mean, one minute we were Just talking, and the next...

You just keep your Mouth shut, okay, dodd?

Hey, what did I do?

A cheeseburger Knows you don't argue

With an old man In this kind of heat.

We were having a dialogue.

Yeah, yeah, I heard it.

About us being over there

For all the oil companies And all that cow poo.

Read the pentagon papers.

Well, let me tell you something.

I wasn't over there

And the guys I was With weren't over there

For any oil companies or Dupont or dow chemical.

Yes, you were. Maybe You just didn't know it.

Well, maybe if you Student creeps

Hadn't been over Here demonstrating

And giving aid and Comfort to the enemy,

The war might have Been over a lot sooner

And a few people might Not be dead today, right?

I was one of those Student creeps.

No. You were in the coast guard.

That was later.

You mean you were out There turning over cars

And throwing rocks With the rest of them?

Wojo, there were a lot of us

Protesting u.S. Involvement aggressively,

But peacefully and lawfully.

Yeah.

Oh, really?

Can't argue with that.

Hey, arthur, I don't remember Seeing you out there.

I realized early on That u.S. Involvement

Was a tragic mistake.

I came out against The war in '66.

'57.

'57?

Mm-hmm.

That's when eisenhower First sent military advisors

Over to train south Vietnamese personnel.

Yeah, but in '57, You were only...

I was 14.

I got a scout badge for International affairs.

Right this way.

Watch your head.

Thank you.

It doesn't bother me anymore.

- ronnie! - hey, jonny.

How you been?

They finally got me.

Yeah, well, gee, It's been a long time.

Can you believe It's been 10 years

Since we took over The philosophy building?

So, why didn't you Keep in touch, guy?

You know, it's been Rough the last few years.

I had to stay underground.

But I wanted to. I Really wanted to.

Well, ditto here.

So, what are you doing now?

Huh?

What are you doing?

I sell life insurance, jonny.

Oh, god, no.

God doesn't tell you, barney.

I went up to vermont last Month to visit old brownie.

Really?

He's in a nursing home Up there, you know,

Laying in bed all day long,

Looking like so Much summer squash.

Maybe you'd better Not talk, inspector.

Just... Just... Okay.

Barney, if something Should happen to me,

Don't let them hook Me up to them machines

And all them hoses To keep me going.

Inspector...

I want you to pull Out that plug for me.

Yank that tube Right out of my nose.

- there's no reason to... - if that don't work, barney,

Just shove me out of The bed onto the floor.

- inspector, this is pointless. - barney, will you promise me?

Inspector, please.

Barney!

I promise. I'll Do it. I promise.

Thank you.

Just, just...

But first...

Make pretty damn Sure there's no hope.

I'll use my best judgment.

Remember, you're A cop, not a doctor.

Jonathan, you can't Live in the '60s forever.

You get tired of all The confrontation,

And you have to Let the wounds heal.

Yeah, everybody's getting Real cozy these days.

Chou en-lai's having Tea with nixon,

And jane fonda and john wayne

Are laughing it up like Nothing ever happened.

Martin and lewis.

They made up.

What, are you gonna Sell me a policy now?

Hey, come on, that's not fair.

Hey, hey.

Why don't you just Lay off, all right?

He's always been very volatile.

Yeah, I know what He's always been,

And I know what he still is,

Which is more than I Can say for you, shorty.

Thank you.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Somebody having a Coronary up here?

Yeah, in here.

Open that cage.

Not him!

Not him?

No, it's not him!

Come on! In here!

What's going on in there?

It's an officer with a Possible heart attack.

Oh, I hope he has Full hospitalization.

Your union's coverage Is woefully inadequate.

Disgusting.

I'm ronald morantz. I Didn't get your name.

I didn't give it.

Excuse me.

Here you go.

I can walk.

Regulations, inspector.

Ah, regulations.

Never thought you'd See the old inspector

Going out like this, huh?

Hey, you're gonna be okay.

You're scum and always will be.

Yeah, you hang in there, too.

Hold it a second. Hold it!

My hat.

Listen, barney, just in case We don't have the opportunity

- to talk in the future... - inspector, please, it's not...

No, no, no, I want to say This for the record, barney.

I've been a very lucky man To have the opportunity

To serve and work with What I consider to be

One of the finest Group of police officers

Ever assembled in the History of the nypd.

You, too, levine.

Hey, dietrich and, uh, harris,

I want to apologize for Blowing my stack back there.

- oh, forget it. - hey.

See, uh...

You can have all the Arguments you want

About why we were over there

And should we have been Over there and all that,

But you can't Really understand it

Unless you were there yourself.

I mean, uh...

I was over there, and I Still don't understand it.

Makes sense.

Oh, yeah.

Nothing from the hospital yet?

Uh, no.

Barney, I'm taking marola.

I'm gonna run him Over to the tombs.

Run me over? What Am I, a guernsey cow?

12th precinct. Wojciehowicz.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you can tell me.

Sure.

It's the hospital.

Captain miller here.

Yeah, right. Well, how is he?

Oh?

That's too bad.

Yeah, well, thanks. Right.

What is it?

Oh, he's fine.

It's something they Call a cardiac fibulation.

Fibrillation.

She said it's very minor.

What was the "Too bad" for?

Oh.

He slugged an intern.

Good for him.

What for?

They gave him a Shot of something,

And they tried to Take his temperature.

- you mean... - yeah.

What about him?

I don't know. Try The fbi again, I guess.

Hey, it's okay.

Look, mr. Dodd,

I'm... I'm... I mean, I'm really sorry,

But the fbi is very busy

And they're quite undermanned.

Morale is low.

Sure.

Hey, look, don't Take this personally.

It's just that the '60s Were a very painful time.

Most people would Prefer to forget it.

I mean, it's not a question Of your being ignored.

Attitudes mellow. Priorities change.

But if you try to pull Anything in this precinct,

We'll be all over you.

I appreciate that.

Kind of a sad character, huh?

I mean, everything He cares about...

The '60s and war... Nobody Wants to think about it.

Well, whether you care To think about it or not,

It's starting to be a Very long time ago.

So, what about you, captain?

Huh?

What were you Doing 10 years ago?

I was a cop.

Here?

Yeah.

As a matter of Fact, 10 years ago,

I was probably not very Far from this very spot.

You were probably Wearing the same suit.

I'll be in my office.

A good suit should Last 10 years.

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