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welcome to the first day of

Truth up until this point they've been

feeding you patriotic watered down white

American history book

[ __ ] not

anymore you're all grown

up your s s now

congratulations time to face the many

harsh realities of our

past time to unlearn what you've

learned welcome to American history for

the first

time my name is

Cap you

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freshman

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freshman

freshman you freshman me no no no I'm

not a freshman I'm a I'm the

Jan two days

freshman we looked that young last year

dude you did I can't wait for two

days see you Friday freshman all these

years now it's two days away

yes can't hit me this year douche you

don't have to sleep at my house this

year Sam I've been getting it since

grade school from this idiot it's

freshman Friday homo I remember in

seventh grade this big goo back threw

anegam me from across the street it was

like such a pige dude that [ __ ] hit me

would have hurt I remember that guy he

was crazy luckily that egg Miss by 20 ft

I got a worse than Junior High I got a l

not anymore

dude not

anymore not anymore not anymore not

anymore not

anym I want to leave you out thank you

can we still get your mom's car on

Friday I think so she's been driving

longer than me she's been driving the

car since she was like 12 man another

couple of years and finally get your

license what a license hey is that your

dad

Jeremy yeah your dad's the janitor yeah

that's sucks dude you got you hir at The

Brokerage house this place is pretty

good he said you're dead fools hey guys

hey Jeremy first day back huh yeah it's

pretty soon Mr Marquee I can see the

school's going to be extra clean this

year oh I don't know Eddie I'm not that

good hey guys take it easy on the fres

from Friday will you I'll be up all

night scraping eggs and whipped cream

off the lockers don't worry Mr M I don't

miss I'm so sorry what do you guys got

next I'm math with Miss Huts same here

that's what I nice heard she's rough oh

God when I was in 10th Grade she broke a

chair over my head L loves the Math

teachers what do you got next blank

economics yeah but what are you going to

freshman

English every year this idiot goes in

the wrong classroom on the first day of

school just cuz he knows he can get away

with it that's funny

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dude

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jiggle

Abbotts

here Tiffany

Barons Mary Barry um it's Beret ma'am

Beret

okay

Thomas

Cham

here I'm here ma'am Thomas

Cham I'm I'm Thomas

Cham yeah nice try

kid Thomas Chan

ma' messing with the teacher on the

first day of

school show some

respect Larry I'm Thomas chm I'm sorry

ma'am I apolog iiz for his obvious poor

judgment ELO here

ulick here

zinski here all right we have a lot to

cover this year and plenty of time to

get to know one anothers let's just get

started please open your textbooks to

chapter 1 we'll begin with problem 9 5 -

x + is there a

problem oh oh no no ma'am no Lia loves

math

ma'am

well and I'm sure he wouldn't mind

walking us through the next few

problems would

you Mr

Brewbaker

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what did you learn today I learn nothing

what did you do today I did nothing what

did you

learn I just started 7:30 if you be the

Freshman Friday it's bull crap it's what

you get for being smart ly gr Baker

we're in junior high we're not going to

mess with you it's ninth graders in one

yeah right this is so bogus why don't

this have to class here it's plenty of

room you're going to make me walk over

there your brother and sister will

protect you I'm so freaking

good girls know we love that [ __ ] it's

so sweet oh yeah hey Lon do you think

girls know we looked down their shirts

when they've been over and they sleo

I don't know they don't know how old is

your brother against Sam 20 man I hope

I'm 20 when I'm a senior you're on your

way he's a smart guy though right you

don't know that story when he was little

he was in a coma for 2 years no way yeah

dude no one knows why most people think

he just wanted to sleep a diarrhea in

the

house just going to start seeing

Francine really

he says he wants to date every Asian

girl in 10th Grade no sophomore girls

ever go out with sophomore guys it's

always seniors that's cuz you dudes

don't put out it's cuz you can't get a

girl in your own grade you [ __ ] had

them all yeah except for honey she said

anytime blank sorry Lineo Brew Baker

your sister's so hot dude shut up man

what happened to you I know I look like

a nerd but I'm not smart what good am I

you're cute thanks Eddie no one likes

the kids in their own grade it's always

some other grade some other school

that's why I like hanging out with you

guys you better not [ __ ] hit me on

Friday how's Huts can't even get one day

with a man future likes me she caught

this kid smoking once she picked him up

hung him on a stop

time I know where she

lives this big house all by

herself she's a Lonely Woman maybe you

should stop him for a visit

Eddie you know what you should do you

should sneak into her house while she's

home and take a [ __ ] in her toilet you

mean like right on her table no it's not

funny that's gross [ __ ] right in her

toilet where it belongs she'll come in

there afterwards and be so confused and

you'll always know that about her no

matter how authoritative she seems she

had a moment because of you that scared

and confused the hell out of

me that'd be

funny hi I'm a seventh grader not a

freshman seventh grade yep just got to

go to my class hey Lio isn't that your

brother yeah he's got you to class over

here once a week home Fridays oh he's

dead he knows

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freshman well here we are freshman

Friday sophomores most looked forward to

day when you can finally do unto others

what's been done to you since this is

supposed to be a history

class can anyone tell me when this

yearly ritual of freshman Friday

began in the

Bible God the sophomore wreaking havoc

on the Freshman of

mankind some would

argue I don't know where it started

either this a common problem with us we

have this tradition that persists year

after year and no one knows why every

one participates but no one's bothering

to find out when and where it came from

he as if it was simply handed down by

God as if it's always been

here see this is where history class has

failed

US history is right now and we can make

of it whatever we choose and that's the

way it's always

been and what becomes history book

history often took those who lived it by

surprise but the books don't make that

clear which is why they're

garbage someone makes a decision chooses

to act in a certain way and it becomes

history

simple somehow we've forgotten that over

the years in this class we won't be

memorizing dates or who won some battle

in some War cuz who gives a [ __ ] now if

you want to know those things fine go

find out on your own you don't need me

for

that this is about discovering

meaning somehow we have come to imagine

that learning history is memorizing some

great story with characters like George

Washington Abraham Lincoln who always

did the right thing these legendary

Flawless

men this is all

[ __ ] learning history is supposed to

help us with our lives now

but what's the

point remember these people were just

like

us they could have made the wrong

decisions they could have made better

decisions the whole thing could be

completely different because these

people these patriotic

icons they were human

beings they were people

people who

farted just like you and

me

nothing is more inspiring than a

Beau oh my

God she's staring at me she's looking at

me hey

Honey hey she's watching the surf Bob no

man she's looking at me honey

Baker it's her last chance she graduates

this year I don't think it's going to

happen again Bob it was like a dream

what you guys talking

about oh there's no way that's going to

happen again cuz it never happened in

the first place

what are you talking

about I'm not going to lie about the

greatest moment

ever the night I saw honey Brew Baker

Sleepwalk through her

living what a liar whatever we do we

can't let Lenny know never let us sleep

over it's going to have to be warm

outside or she sleep in a sweatshirt or

something yeah but when it is warm

outside she doesn't sleep in anything

but her beautiful self stop it Bob I

have to

poop it's going to happen and we're

going to be inside with her I can feel

it seventh grade [ __ ]

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sorry

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yes

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take

leave this

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alone me in my house L where you going

my mom is making walk Lenny in his

friend's home oh [ __ ] I know good

luck I was walking along timey to make a

little History Boys you'll be Legends

dude so big the history books will even

have to lie about us where are we going

head over to CH Street there's always a

mess of kids walking home there make a

mess of

them really don't care get out of there

do what you can I shortcut to Sam's

house you guys already got

hit of sand Dem just like Bill and Ted I

was running so fast I was seeing red

there were mob the children up and down

the street cars all speeding to beat the

Heat

you guys ready yeah it's on

dude suddenly out of the blue they had

me SED and didn't know what to do I was

trapped they got me there oh my God oh

my God

oh

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God right here right here right

here

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did you see them all there's so many of

them they think they're home

free go get him

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Sammy here they

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come

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yeah

yeah all

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right

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freshman

sop that sucks dude it's

[ __ ]

they made it couple close calls man got

your boys now no they got that in school

sh class up strummers poor Sam what

happened got hit a [ __ ] I met you before

what's your name again

Jeff no that wasn't it it was like Todd

or something no always went Jeff no dude

give me a second me come to me hey Sam

Sam you almost got me killed today what

the [ __ ] is this kid's name so stupid

why do people do this I mean I'm not

going to do this when I'm a sophomore

yeah nice try Bob you'll do it no I

won't somebody's got to resist when did

this stupid thing even start anyway in

the

Bible what I washed

him that was so you told me to wash

them your dad's hating it right now yeah

sucks that's janitor oh that stinks hey

Eloy mom still laying your clothes out

for you in the morning yeah you kids are

set I've seen some of the girls at Guth

you're so set eh they're okay you're

Nots Bob they're all flat come on you're

not ready for boobies yet besides we

can't all be good-looking we wouldn't

get any work done if everyone was

good-looking we just have sex all day

long serious seriously wouldn't be

productive thank God for the ugly people

keeps the economy stable you kids are

[ __ ] sophomores holy

[ __ ] are you ready for the craziest year

of your life cuz you better be hey blank

when do we get to go to a

party you boys want to go to a party huh

I can't are you ready for that I'm

ready

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fres no this is

sophomore

rules

my nasty reputation me

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everywhere there's your

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sister

boys are looking a

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little

everybody where's Willie

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where's my hot

dog who the [ __ ] took my hot

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dog I've never seen anybody eat a hot

dog like that kid those hot dogs guys

missed the

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fight just

kidding you know if I had a party

I'd invite all these same people I

really would I like them

all what about that

guy I would also invite Thomas

T I think I'm going to get myself a hot

dog youting bite cat

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dude you take my [ __ ] hot

dog this guy [ __ ] took my hot

dog yo man what's up he is a drunken

idiot blank [ __ ] guy took my hot dog

dude you ate

it you're still chewing

it I'm going to be watching you hot

dog [ __ ] guys Ste my hot

dog will was starting [ __ ] outside nah

no this drunken idiot was stumbling all

over himself that's what being drunk

does to you it makes you stumble I can't

manage my drinks either man it's not

really a drinking problem though it's

more of a math problem I can't count

that high what a loser you can't count

to

threee wobbly over

here you could have been somewhere

touching boobs right now and you had to

go and make a

joke

I was just

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kidding you know what I

love I love it when little kids are at

the

urinal and they pull their pants all the

way down to their ankles to take a

pee I love that

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[ __ ] you

walking yeah I'm

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cool I'm

fine

fine yo buddy got to

go I'm sleeping dude

but I can't tell anybody

that except for

you you have nice

legs I just want to touch

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them I just want to lick

them I guess I did eat that hot

dog

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what is

cool anyone care to

participate Mr

blank beer same answer your brother gave

in his

day

Pam um just being

yourself well why is it then that so

many people in this school just want to

fit in a lot of kids don't like to think

for themselves they just like to follow

the herd it's easier knowing what's in

style is cool I don't like girls that

are out of date or pale it's unappealing

oh so uh cool isn't Timeless that's a

phony cool what do you think is cool

Miss Lucille

um an need to

Franco she's a

singer she's just really cool you'll

have to let me borrow some of her music

anytime all I'll ask of you tonight

class is Look Around You observe things

and decide whether or not someone is

trying to sell you cool eat this drink

this wear this and you'll be cool ask

yourself am I the one really deciding

what I'll spend spend my money on or

have I been seduced by the power of

cool have a nice day Willie you too

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cat hey I'd like to hear some of that

music cool you should come over sometime

sure that'd be nice hi I'm running for

student government and I'd like your

support are you trying to seduce me with

your power of cool no I'm seducing you

with my compassionate

Integrity oh

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okay

pathetic

pathetic so Miracle you can even write

your name Mr germine very

disappointing I offer you kids extra

tutoring after school but does anybody

bother to

show well Mr Brew Baker by this latest

effort you can hardly afford to be tardy

sorry ma'am I was on the laboratory I

but that's on your time not mine

sorry you disgust

me every year there's someone like you

someone who shows no regard for anyone

other than

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themselves selfish little

CH get out of

here get out of my

face maybe you'll learn that there are

other people who who share this

classroom with you who believe that

their education is

valuable I do

man she loves

math and you hate it it'll never work

out between you

two I got her address you

did my brother said he had it well he

had it want to scope it

out

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there it

is she lives there all

alone she keeps her dead mother upstairs

dude is it

on it's

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on

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the preting program was made possible by

the James and Patricia Sandman

Foundation the McIntyre foundation and

from

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contrib she seen

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there how are you going to get

in through the front

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door

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659

p.m. just what I thought getting ready

to watch the math whz she'll be locked

there for a half an

hour you got one I think

so you got to take a picture of it that

is nasty it's memory dude it's a

reminder for Lionel he'll always

remember how confused she

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was

Bingo that equals

-

44 + 240 minus * minus equal

plus when you multiply and take the

square

root

he's

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in

Billy from Claremont Billy go ahead with

your

question hell how's Hut's

doing she's

gone

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what are you

doing what what is

that and what is

that that was an

accident

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oh my God oh my

God what's going on that scream didn't

sound

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good my name it's Dorothy huts and I I

have an intruder in my house please help

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me there he is doesn't look good

Fellas why you do slack me in

holy [ __ ] toss your

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backpack can you climb down there's

nothing the

leaves yeah yeah hang on Mel hang

on

oh

[ __ ] come on M you can do it come on Lio

come on Lio come on Li come on

man

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R I got the

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picture

well it looks like uh he's gone

ma'am did you get a good look at

him

no not

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really

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you think she's going to

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show I think she'll

show m

final

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could but

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ICI

well sorry I'm late

class I'm not setting a very good

example I

know now can we please take out last

night's homework and we'll get

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started

take me riding in the car car take me

riding in the car car take you riding in

my car car take you riding in my

car click clack open up a door girls

click clack open up a door boys front

door B door click a dick clack take you

riding in my

car

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clim CL on the front seat on the back

seat

hey man want to go shoot some airballs

over Eddy's Pam's driving no I think we

going to work on some

homework

cool

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cool there's just so much to choose

from I don't know where to start

whatever you think is is

good in this one song she says the

criminalize symptoms while they spread

the disease yeah they're always doing

crazy stuff like that

yeah I think I'll play you this one

first it's the first one I ever heard

it's called Little Plastic Castle that's

the name of the album too

cool

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this sounds really

cool she's such a good guitar player she

doesn't sound like anybody

else it makes me when to get really good

at something you know yeah you should

try a guitar yeah right I could never

play this is

awesome did you bring anything in the

cap yet no

I'm still making him a mix

cool she just has so many good things to

say that I think he'd like she has so

much courage she sings and it's just I

don't know you have to hear her say it I

can't say it as

good so

awesome

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from the shape your

sh I

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recogniz as

you the Sun

and in the S of your sleepy smile eclips

all the other people as they to at the

two girls from out

of I look

you come on Johnny you got to come John

it's a tradition I don't know all

right you just tell the little woman he

got a p all nighter faculty cleaning

whole staff has a slumber party it's

been a while since I had a night like

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that all the more reason to be

there it's a

blast come

on you're dying for a night like this

aren't you so you got to see some of the

lushes we got working around here coach

Howard this been kind of ugly be right

with you tiger be

with

cat Miss

Lucille I made this for

you it's all I need to

Franco thank

you I just thought you said you'd like

to hear it I

do I

do well I really hope you like

it

make sure you pay attention to number

four she says the muddy multinationals

have monopolized oxygen so it's as easy

as breathing for us all to participate

yes we can't help but participate in

their

tyranny well we're going to change that

aren't we yes we

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are

Miss

Huts is

it are you still giving extra tutoring

after

school I'd like

some

have a seat Mr Brew

Baker

thanks

a dude what is that it's

lional

sick you

wait you're [ __ ] crazy dude yeah it

was

stupid you're [ __ ]

crazy

school sucks it's so

boring yeah I

know it's so boring mom eat your dinner

Jeremy oh honey this Friday the school

is having an overnight cleaning party I

guess it's a tradition where the whole

faculty gets together and then they

clean the school all night we're

supposed to get a blizzard this weekend

I heard it's this beer Bash

don't worry it's fine not going to

happen again do you know how much money

that ended up costing us

$3,000 you hear that Jeremy you ever get

caught doing something like that it'll

cost you a year a community college

don't worry I learned my

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lesson

Beed the

drink yourselves y all have your maps of

this year's course par is 74 again

remember when you're finished sign your

scorecards uh you know what I should

just go ahead and give this a tug right

now

hey Johnny I'm so glad you can make it

we got you paired up with Miss Beasley

tugging me what's going on here we're

golfing listen don't worry about trying

to win this thing all right cuz uh

Tugger is a lock starting on the back

night of the gym you

ready okay starting off easy par three

all we need to do is one shot you can do

two for a birdie and so on but uh you

should probably pace yourself

red are for the ladies a little less

potent Larry really shouldn't be doing

this come on John this Jello ladies

first oh right down the middle of the

Fairway

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number

12 here we have a 573 y dog leg left

with a pond r five as usual tug

honors

oh let's see if mck can keep up his

respectable even par

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Pace

whoo whoa H mck throwing his Pace right

out the

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window

a ho in one in the

18 at the end of nine John mcke leading

the field with the ridiculous 11 under

par nine I thought that was

18 now we started on the back

nine

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how do you do it cap how do how do how

how do you keep them from getting to

you they're

sophomores it's a year they all grow up

sort

of they have so many new experiences and

new new truths revealed to them Dorothy

their heads are spit spinning trying to

figure out which way to go remain a

child become an

adult I'm not too sure which way to go

either no this is about the only crazy

thing that I do in my

life you don't know what I give to have

them look at me the way that they look

at

you yeah history gives me so many ways

to break the rules rules mathematics

isn't so easy for

that hate these

tests hate teaching for these tests

there's no way to get them to see the

magic I

know I

know I feel

young

we reached final

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all

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we have new

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Champions well done well

done

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oh

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weather hi hi hi hi there officer hi

officer now I haven't had anything to

drink offic I don't drink anymore I used

to woo used to I just had a couple of

beers in a shot it's a nice night we're

having officer looks like a couple of

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flurry made

it made it all the way I'll be

warm the is what am I

doing he go in

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there oh oh

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shoot

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just hear those sleigh bells jingling

ring ting tingling

to come on on it's lovely weather for a

slay ride together with you outside the

snow is falling and friends are calling

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you oh

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my mom is Dad home yet no he must be

having the time of his life over

there along song

ofs

and did you

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geter Mom dad's cars out here what

honey

thead

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what the KE start the car turn the heat

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up turn the heat up the

heat shut the door shut the

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door

hey

Kido Hey

Dad I won that golf

tournament how you

doing

good you're parked on the front

lawn I

know

I love you

son I love you too

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Dad careful careful careful

careful

uh

uh

ah

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how's it

look pretty

good do you want me to park the car in

the

driveway

sure

sweet just uh put her in reverse and uh

back her up

slowly easy easy not too much gas just

enough to get her going

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okay are calling

you

Ona for a slide together with

you how are things going with

Lucille really

good she's really cool

dad you don't mind having me at school

there with you do

you no it's kind of nice it's nice

getting to see my boy growing

up it's too much over the years it's

nice having you

around we probably shouldn't tell your

mother about

that not just yet

anyway okay

dad there's my

pants what's for

breakfast Mom dad's home

it's about time oh looks great H place

should be spotless after a whole night

of cleaning what happened to your

face I threw up in the car and fell

asleep and it frozen stuck me right to

the window oh John that's gross it's

good to see you finally learned your

lesson I hope it wasn't too hard to

resist your new friends at the school

you know me hun I'm a rock yeah you're a

rock

right

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the I like

rice I bet you like rice

too ah that is

nasty I still kind of fun

money are you going to give it to

L

nah he doesn't need it

anymore 1 + 2 is

three 12 - 3 is 9 they all lead back to

nine uh try 50 5 and Z is 5 50 - 5 is 45

4 and 5 is nine that's so strange it

works with every number but what does

that

mean what does that

mean that's exactly what I want to

teach the

most thanks Miss

Huts I always hated math until

you

55

56

57

58

58 see you guys some Monday you got your

uncle's

ID nine shut up dude did they even prove

you not every time I'm going to be 21 in

6 months I'm making the 15-year-old kid

get the beer it's cool baby face I'll

put in once we stop at the ATM cool I'm

going to pick up Willie and then we all

meet back here you sure you're cool with

your mom's car oh yeah she's working

till 6 we should get going though

Puffy's in the car puffy my dog he was

only at home so I thought we take him

with us puff is crazy man he humps more

legs than you blank let's keep going

easy there Cowboy I want a

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drink it's

the of the

you know a dog taking a poop is the

funniest thing to

me that is

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funny let's put the keg back here I

don't want my mom to smell

it Hopey she'll take care of

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that

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ooy got

warms here comes another

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one

wonderful [ __ ] ACD hold on too

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long you kids are

done look at

thaty he probably hit him with a

snowball you're [ __ ]

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dead was an

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accident so Willie told me to pick him

up at his aunt's house but you're saying

it's not really his aunt's house he

doesn't want anyone to know but him and

his family moved to Clara so we had to

start faking his address so he could

keep going to school with us I'm going

to mess with

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you excuse me can you help me with this

sure I'm going to need some plastic cups

too the red ones

fresh

6230 would you like to see some

ID that's okay

sir went to the window and I saw

something

there the I have from school

that

here

I'm not Eddie I'm Uncle

Jose oh sorry I thought you were someone

else that's

okay we're going to be at blank's

house okay here we

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go

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go right here hold on a

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second there we

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go

his parents are dentist

right

yep Wily's little

secret

wa sorry it's totally icy that's

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okay a

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a I got to get some money take your time

oh py are you

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okay

sorry

guys

dear my Mo shine through the pine whilea

sleep through the lock the

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door puffy lock the doors can you climb

and un lock

them I don't think so do you want me to

call the auto club I can't believe this

I'm so

sorry that's okay you're the best daddy

from never part every tra leads to your

heart it's time to

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Mar from

yourie why are the wheels

spinning I think you have the car and

drive oh my God oh my God oh my

God I've been having some hard travel

you I've some hard TR I'm left inside a

car and it's beginning to drive itself

hard Oho

been I've been ring

fast I've been riding in flat wheelers

way down the road I've been riding in

blind

pass up I've

hard I've been hting some hard rock

mining I thought you know I've been

leaning on a pressure drill wa down the

road hammer flying

suck hey

Willie hey

blink I'm glad you go to school with

us me

too you know our mom could talk to your

aunt you can probably live with us if

you

want thanks

blink anytime

Willie okay here's my

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situation did you get some oh said bammy

where should he meet you

oh someone's

coming um yes she has a red jacket and

she'll be ducking behind some

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bushes oh look Gilbert there's a puppy

in there hey little

fella it looks like he drove this car

into the bushes are you scared did you

lose control of your

automobile

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oh the poor little guy is locked in

there well I guess we should go call the

police

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how's it

going oh my God oh my God thank you

thank

you is that your

car

yeah how old are you I'm 17 come on I

was driving my parents car when I was 14

too I'm

15 unless my mom finds out about this I

hear

you be

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careful hey

buddy how's it going back there pretty

good

thanks

oh my God oh my God thank you thank you

oh thank you so

much thank

you want me to push you out you're

awesome come on

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puy

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I want to wake you from the

dream want to know just who you're

talking to you're singing in your sleep

I want to find out what it means do

you

the words it say but it's impossible to

SP out I can really make a

sound

love

now all what you doing

boys scared me she watching Brew Baker

play a

tennis it is a sight to

behold check out that dude so funny how

dudes can walk around without their

shirts on son look at this guy be

chested it's funny there's places where

girls can do that too where there's some

places dude you'll be

surprised why can't it be like that

around

here yeah [ __ ] you

know I

know we got to go in getting too hot out

here for you boys said we me Lenny in

the light

out here looking at his sister huh see

you yeah yeah

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yeah and we're running out of time she's

going to graduate soon not talking about

that again still the summer it's got to

happen before school I can feel

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it

I'd like to take this one up Miss Clubby

oh a wrinkling time this is a great book

it hasn't been signed out in

years oh you forgot to sign the card oh

sorry

oh my

god look what honey Baker was the last

person to take this book out so that's

the sign it's going to happen Miss cppy

do you know what the weather's supposed

to be like this weekend oh they say very

warm thanks that's stupid you're stupid

it's this Saturday I feel

it

he Manny what you doing this

weekend probably playing board games

with my family you want to sleep over

these two are sure that'd be cool cool

Saturday

sure um maybe we should sleep at your

house instead Lenny it's a lot more fun

than BBS no offense BB no no that's cool

with

me I have to ask my parents but it

should be

fun

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cool

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um pumpkin I have that one me

too C okay it looks like Bob is the big

winner he's always so

lucky oh Honey's home

already hey everybody hi Honey hi

honey did you have fun yeah it was okay

care to join

us I think I'm going to go to bed have

fun though good night good night good

night what's

next I'm kind of tired

myself oh yeah me too think I H the hay

me

too what are you guys talking about just

think we could all use a little extra

rest it's good for our boat what the

hell are you talking about just wait to

your R Lenny you'll know what Bob's

talking

about I guess that's it then you guys

are so

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weird don't you guys want to stay up all

night we can sneak out in the streets

and run

around I'm really tired l you guys are

so

gay

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J J chees Chez chees

she's out there no

way she's out there come on guys don't

you want to go do

something he's talking in his

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sleep

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sorry

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I can't believe it

oh my

God oh my

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God

oh get back over here come

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on no

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no

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oh

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e

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hi

hi mind if I join

you um no go

ahead

how are

you pretty

good did you like what you

saw I

guess a

little I always wondered if I slept

bled sometimes I'd wake up on the wrong

end of the bed that you didn't know that

you did it do you think I'd sleep

without a shirt on then probably

not it's pretty cool that you made it

all the way down

here yeah it's so

weird it's cool sorry I stutter around

Beauty what were you trying to do kiss

me I did kiss you could help it look so

good it's okay

BBY you're really nice

honey a tell any I don't think you'd

ever let sleepover

then you know bab you're really

cute I'm sure you thought about girls in

a funny

way probably thinking somewhere sexy and

that's

fine but people are so much more than

that too

even you guys deserve to be treated as

whole

people I know sometimes it's hard when

you start feeling horny

but I hope you can remember that other

people's feelings are really really

important

okay

sure I'm reading a wrinkling time I love

that book yeah it's really

good time for bed huh

yeah I think I'm GNA stay down here for

a

while

okay it was nice talking to you B you're

too

honey

me see you guys try not to be such lamos

next time see

you see you guys see

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you

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what happened where'd you go stay in the

basement for a while can't believe she

didn't wake up her parents and have your

balls chopped off she came back

downstairs yeah right she did no way

what' she

say some cool stuff she's really nice

her tits were so

nice don't say that what do you mean

just don't say that she's a person you

know you got to respect

people

sorry that's okay she did look really

good yeah she

did M

class this is

it always hated the last day of school

oh boy we're going to miss you

cap by the end of the day you'll no

longer be sophomores how does that

feel I'm sure you've been through quite

a lot this

year' had some crazy Adventures out

there I hope it's been as entertaining

in here um C I just wanted to say thank

you for teaching us the question things

feel a lot smarter

now now I'm never just going to follow

what someone else says no matter how

much pressure there is from the man

thank you

Jeremy and thank you for the

music Miss Lucille introduced me to a

little folk singer I am forever

grateful oh the

serpentine now she's a patriot fighting

the good

fight now

class what are we going to do with

ourselves how are we going to fight the

good

fight each of us has something to

do time to make a little history of our

own let's learn the lessons of our past

and let's make things

better we're living here

now this is our adventure so I ask you

class what's your idea how would you

like a benefit man kind what would you

like to change Sam you know what I want

to

change I want to make it so girls can

walk around with their shirts

off really I'm serious guys can do it

wherever they want there shouldn't be a

law that forbids girls from doing it

girls are beautiful don't sit around and

think things are going to happen on

their own they're not you have to take

charge figure out how you'd like things

to be and then go forward see you all

have a vision of how the world could be

and you need to set your sights High who

cares if history tells us it can't be

done maybe it hasn't been done yet

because history's been looking for you

everything starts with an idea we have

to take action right Jeremy action

Lucille how you going to implement your

vision I was just thinking I'd start a

newsletter with good lyrics and I was

thinking I might try to learn guitar

myself and share a little perfect see

there's no standard way to achieve

something CU there's no standard person

Sam how do you plan on achieving your

goal I was thinking I might just stand

on the roof of the school raise my arms

and it'll

happen

brilliant oh class we're all here at

this time living our

lives trying to figure out where to go

with them as our dear miss Helen Keller

said life is either a daring Adventure

Adventure or nothing at all it is all

inspiring for me to be sharing this life

with you the more you inspire me the

more I want to pass it on I hope I

passed some of that on to you this

year so when you go out there into that

world you make it better out

there

this

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is hey man hey guys let's stay with

Huts Lio becomes a freaking math whest

maybe you can get in that show this is

freaking weird Mr blank ready to

graduate weird what are you going to do

with

yourself I don't know live with

Willie

what Thomas

Jam you're a good kid

don't you ever forget

it after

today you're a

sophomore where did he get

that hey Jeremy I heard your dad's not

going to be here next year no he's going

back to the brokerage house I guess this

year was enough for him says he's going

to cut back his hours though he not

going to slave for the men anymore I I

think I'm going to try for the baseball

team next year need some time to cheer

on his

boy there's your

boy yep there's my

boy x = 2x * 4 -

14 well that's

it hope everyone has a good summer

you too Miss Huts hopefully you feel

prepared for the

final I'd be happy to answer any last

question

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SW

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this

s hi

Lup I never said I was s sorry or I

know you said

it

okay I'm nervous about the test we'll be

fine

okay have a good

summer you

know if I didn't catch

you and I found that in my

toilet I would have been so conf

confused it wouldn't have been quite the

shock

but it would have been really confusing

for a very long

time I guess things kind of work out

then no I guess they do just like math

when you do it

right have a good summer you

too you're a

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teacher

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Sam what are you doing

tonight I don't know you want to do

something

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sure hey lonel I know Sam

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yeah hey Pammy want to take a Victory

lap in your mom's car later to celebrate

um I think I'm retired no she spent her

Nine Lives dude we all got to learn our

lesson sometime right I got the key no

way yeah my dad's quitting

anyway what's going on

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who you waving to your

sister hey I want you guys in on

this

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we are finally out of glasses and we're

walking out the door it's a miracle that

we will not repeat the Great

well we try to fill our heads up with

the lies our teachers s but the truth is

marching

on Glory Glory

Hallelujah we areally out school yeah

going to the Summer with the freedom and

the Wonder the truth is

March

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glor Glory

hallelu truth is Wasing

us

now we're coming

upon it's only a

day

away I'm looking forward

to the rest of our lives but I couldn't

be

happy

day I want to sing out

whenever always

here always there when the day ends

another

beginning was something more we have to

do so go

out have some fun you're going to ride

your back around the Sun and when

me all turn you

slow you can't just roll and Roll and

Roll cuz when the

day comes to

end another one begins

again so

if

at there's always more and more to

come well

that's that's

life that's

life that's

life well that's

love

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oh it's coming

again an

opportunity sh it him and I'm

looking for

good because I think I'm

understood

sing out

neverone that

realiz only

one when the day has another

begins with something more to

come so go

I have some fun you're going to ride

your back around the Sun

and when the

leaves are turn to

snow you can't just R and rolling

rolling cuz when the

day comes to

end another one begins

again so it

begin it's not

enough there's always more and more

come so go

out have some fun and realize that

you're

one

play as each one comes until we ride

into the

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sun well that's

life that's life

that's

life

that's well

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that's

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that's