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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team, Pepper.

It's too dangerous, Chuck.

What?

Too much.

Too much.

Kimo, the samurai warrior.

Reed, Chuck's teenage apprentice.

Tabe, the sumo champion.

With Chuck Norris, they battle the six-pack.

Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

They battle the sinister forces of the claw.

Remember this.

And the ruthless super ninja.

I'll finish Norris.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Sometimes, you're gonna meet people who'll do anything to get their own way.

You know the kind, bullies who pick on other kids in the schoolyard.

They never like to play fair.

Just like the claw when he tried to bully me.

And now...

We have breached the dyke.

The ocean is flooding Amsterdam according to your plan, leader.

The NATO memory core is kept in this bank, leader.

Red team, ready.

Move out.

Ninja leader, go.

Move out.

Kabe, they're headed your way.

I got you, boss.

Let's finish this quick.

I forgot lunch.

Hey, look.

There they are.

And there's Chuck.

I've got the third boat.

Yay!

I wouldn't trust you.

I wouldn't trust you.

Keep firing.

Too bad, Norris.

Too much.

The girder, kill him.

Hey, boss.

I see you have everything wrapped up.

Here you go, Chuck.

NATO will be glad to get this back.

Impostor, I'd like you to meet the leader.

He's the one who had the memory core in his hands.

And you let Norris get it.

It's not my fault.

Is this true?

Is he blameless?

But Norris just came out of nowhere.

You'll find, Impostor, he has a nasty habit of doing that.

Doesn't he, Super Ninja?

I'll finish Norris.

I've told you that.

Yes, you have.

Kroh, please let me try again.

I'll do anything.

I don't think so.

Now, the new memory core for the NATO defense computer,

which was mine a few hours ago,

until that idiot bungled it,

arrives in New York in three days.

Impostor, I want it.

But this time, I don't want Norris to stop me.

Get him out of the way, and I'll pay you $3 million.

Fail me, well, what can I say?

Don't worry, I'll know how to handle Norris.

Let's hope so.

Can I help you?

Fill it up, please, and check the radiator.

I'm running a little hot.

I'm going to have to get you out of here.

That's what happened, officer.

I'd better get that.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'd better get that.

I bet it's the front office.

This is Norris.

Hello, Mr. Director.

Chuck, intelligence is sure

Claw will try again for the memory core when it's in New York.

If he gets it, he'll sell it to the highest bidder.

Any foreign country could shut down NATO defenses for months.

I see what you mean, sir.

By the way, rumor has it Claw's put a bounty on your head.

I know. I just got a taste of it.

Careful.

You know what to do tonight.

And remember, if you can't get me Norris,

go for his weakness and get the kid.

This is great!

What's the money from this dinner gonna be used for, Chuck?

To build a karate summer camp for kids.

Keep him coming!

Excuse me. Didn't I see you earlier today?

No, you must be mistaken.

I'm not.

Now!

That's one way to tenderize it.

Look out!

I got it!

Yeah!

Too much!

I'm getting you out of here, buddy.

Oh, but Chuck...

No buts.

Ah!

Yay!

We've got company.

Let's go.

That last step was a killer.

I'm not kidding.

Chuck!

I see them.

I'll take care of them.

Help!

Norris!

No! Let me go!

Norris, let me go, you little brute!

Get away from me!

Super Ninja.

Tommy! Tommy!

Yeah, boss.

Super Ninja's got too much. I'm on him.

Where are we going to find you?

The homing device.

I better make sure this thing's working.

Ah!

Where are you, Super Ninja?

That's it.

Come to me, Norris.

So I can finish you off once and for all.

Tie him up.

You just wait.

You guys are in lots of trouble when Chuck gets here.

I need a plane. Now!

Ah!

I need a plane. Now!

Now!

You'll never get away with it.

Chuck's coming. You'll see.

I hope so.

You were right too much.

There he is.

Norris is following me.

Good. Maybe we can be rid of him once and for all.

He's still heading north.

There's nothing but mountains there.

Take your mitts off me, you gorilla.

How much time before we're operational?

Just a minute or two.

Good.

Now listen, Claw.

Shut that little brat up.

I'm in the process of shooting down Chuck Norris.

Chuck, watch out!

He's getting on my nerves.

Gag him.

Hey, catch me!

Begin.

Bring him to me.

What the...

Perfect.

I've got to break free.

So nice of you to drop by.

For the last time.

This is delightful.

No, Chuck! No!

Goodbye, Mr. Norris.

Goodbye, Mr. Norris.

Splendid.

That's the end of Chuck Norris.

I wish I knew for sure.

You were right.

He's getting us this year.

Don't be too upset.

You'll be joining your friend soon.

No, don't leave me!

Norris, get you!

No, don't leave me!

Norris, get you!

No, don't leave me!

Enough of you!

No!

Too much! Let go!

There's a ledge just a few feet below you.

Chuck, you're alive!

Are you all right?

Me? I'm tough as nails.

Wow! But I think I'm afraid of heights.

You have to jump.

What? But...

Now!

That was a little hairy.

I thought the drone blew you up.

The tree saved me when I bailed out.

And this homing device is going to get us out of here.

Too much!

No!

Good. The impostors arrived.

I got your message, so I'm here.

Truly a loyal employee.

Sit there.

You mean that one?

You're here to receive your payoff, aren't you?

Impostor, it is time for your payoff.

Give it to him.

Open it.

One million cash.

But you said three million.

But I don't have the memory core yet.

That's not part of our deal.

I know. I just added it on.

Perhaps you'd like to see the chair work again?

No, no. Oh, please.

Besides, Super Ninja has an odd feeling Norris isn't dead.

I'll know when he's dead.

So you are going to New York.

When I get the memory core, you get the rest of your money.

That's the truck with the memory core.

Attack!

That's the truck with the memory core.

Attack!

Sleeping gas!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Sleeping gas!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

He did it.

Norris is around here.

I can feel it.

Norris!

I knew it.

I'm going to get out of here.

Going somewhere, fellas?

Let her rip, Pepper.

Ah!

Ah!

Start the engines.

Ah!

That was for too much.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

All right, Super Ninja, your turn.

Another time for you and me, Norris.

No doubt, Super Ninja.

We'll meet again.

Well, at least we got these guys.

And Nato has the memory core.

Maybe there's even more.

Gee, boss, I never saw an old lady run like that.

Neither did I.

Wow, it's the imposter.

Sure is.

And he'll have a lot of time to work on his new identity.

What's that, boss?

A jailbird.

Ha ha ha!

Remember, kids, a bully is no one to be afraid of,

because a bully is nothing but a coward.

If a bully was really brave and wanted to show how tough he is,

he wouldn't pick on someone smaller than himself.

He would find someone bigger and tougher than he is

to pick on.

A bully is a coward who doesn't even know what he's doing.

So he's a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

A coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He's a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.

He is a coward who doesn't know what he's doing.