Original subtitles

WHAT'S GOING ON?

BRIDGET GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL FOR ORGANIZING A PROTEST.

WHAT WERE YOU PROTESTING,

THE LACK OF MIRRORS IN SCHOOL HALLWAYS?

NO, BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT?

I MEAN, HELLO, BEAUTY DISCRIMINATION.

NOW THAT'S THE BRIDGET I KNOW,

NOT THE ONE WHO STAGES PROTESTS TO SAVE FROGS FROM GETTING DISSECTED.

OKAY, THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T ORGANIZE THE SIT-IN. I DID.

WHAT?

WELL, SHE COVERED FOR ME SO I WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE

AND I'D BE ABLE TO GO ON MY SUMMER PROGRAM TO EUROPE.

WELL, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE...

YET I DON'T FEEL HAPPIER.

OH YEAH, THANKS BY THE WAY, BRIDGET.

YEAH, BECAUSE OF YOU, MY GIRLFRIEND'S GONNA RUN OFF TO EUROPE

AND FALL IN LOVE WITH SOME FANCY FRENCH GUY NAMED JOSE.

JOSE IS SPANISH.

YOU'VE ALREADY MET HIM?

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT. I AM GOING TO GO DOWN TO THAT SCHOOL

AND MAKE THIS RIGHT WITH THE PRINCIPAL.

YIPPEE, I GET TO DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN.

THAT'S OKAY. MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

I CAN LIVE WITH MY PUNISHMENT.

BRIDGET, YOU GOT SUSPENDED.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE LAST TWO WEEKS OF SCHOOL.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I GET A WEEK JUMP ON MY TAN.

AND TRUTH BE TOLD, I AM NOT PREPARED FOR FINALS.

HONEY, IT CAN AFFECT YOU GETTING INTO COLLEGE.

HEY, NO ONE SAID LIFE WAS FAIR.

- YOU'D MISS THE PROM. - OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

WHOO-HOO!

WELL, YOU CAN ALL START SUCKING UP TO ME.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW ROADIE FOR AEROSMITH'S SUMMER TOUR 2004.

WHAT'S UP?

A ROADIE? ISN'T THAT THE GUY THAT JUMPS IN A BARREL TO DISTRACT THE BULL?

THAT'S RODEO CLOWN.

ALL RIGHT? A ROADIE IS THE DUDE WHO MOVES ALL THE BAND'S EQUIPMENT AROUND.

OH, MUCH BETTER.

THAT'S THE COOLEST JOB EVER. HOW'D YOU GET IT?

LAST NIGHT I KINDA BUMPED INTO STEVE...

STEVEN TYLER...

AT HIS HOTEL. I WAS DRESSED AS A WAITER DELIVERING ROOM SERVICE.

AND I WAS LIKE, "YO, STEFAN, YOU KNOW,

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HOOKUP FOR YOUR SUMMER TOUR?"

AND HE WAS LIKE, "SURE." AND I WAS LIKE, "SWEET."

AND THE COP WAS LIKE, "I'M FIRING ONCE."

"SURE"? THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? "SURE."

THAT'S YOUR JOB OFFER?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. YOU'LL SEE.

PRETTY SOON I'LL BE KNEE-DEEP IN GROUPIES ROCKING OUT TO AEROSMITH.

NOW I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TRY ON SOME HEADBANDS.

OH, GRANDPA, WE SHOULD GET GOING.

ABOUT A HALF HOUR BEFORE THEY FEED THE SNAKES AT THE PET STORE.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, RORY.

NOT IN THE MOOD TO SEE SNAKES SWALLOW GERBILS?

THINK YOU KNOW A GUY.

DAD, ARE YOU DOING OKAY?

YOU... YOU NEVER MISS FEEDING DAY.

WHO ARE YOU?

DAD?

I'M FINE. NO, I...

I DO HAVE SOMETHING ON MY MIND:

YOUR MOM CALLED.

AND SHE BROKE UP WITH PACO AND IT GOT ME THINKING.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE I OUGHT TO GIVE HER ONE LAST SHOT AT THIS.

EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S WITH THE SIGN?

OH, WE STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO PROTEST BRIDGET'S SUSPENSION.

YOU KNOW, SOME OF US ARE WRITING HER IN FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT.

- YOU'RE KIDDING? - Girl: NO.

WE JUST GET REALLY UPSET WHEN WE THINK OF

YOUR POOR SISTER STUCK AT HOME, SUFFERING FOR HER POLITICAL BELIEFS.

YEAH, I JUST USE 45 ON MY FACE, BABY OIL ON MY LEGS,

15 EVERYWHERE ELSE AND THEN COOK TILL DONE.

YEAH. MM-HMM.

WELL, I'M... OOH, BRAIN FREEZE. MMM!

CATE HENNESSY IS HERE TO SEE YOU.

AGAIN? I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD TO DEAL WITH...

CATE! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

LOOK, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BRIDGET.

- YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL WRONG, ED. - APPARENTLY I DO.

I NEVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED HER FOR AN ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVIST,

NOT WITH ALL THE LEATHER SHE WEARS.

THAT IS JUST IT.

BRIDGET DID NOT STAGE THAT SIT-IN.

KERRY DID.

AH. OKAY WELL, I'M WILLING TO ADMIT WHEN I'M WRONG.

CAROLE, WOULD YOU GIVE ME THE FORMS FOR REINSTATING BRIDGET HENNESSY, PLEASE...

THANK YOU.

AND THE FORMS FOR SUSPENDING KERRY HENNESSY?

- WHAT? - WAIT WAIT!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU CAN'T SUSPEND KERRY.

ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN.

YEAH, BUT KERRY IS ONE OF THE BEST STUDENTS THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER HAD.

ONE OF THE BEST? THE BEST.

EXCUSE ME? BETTER THAN MIN SU LI?

HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. HE'S SIX!

SURE... EMOTIONALLY.

NOT NOW, SWEETIE.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME "SWEETIE"?

PLEASE, ED.

LOOK, YOU KNOW, RULES ARE RULES

AND I... I ACTUALLY HAVE A MEETING.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT

THAN RECTIFYING THE UNJUST SUSPENSION

OF ONE OF THIS SCHOOL'S BEST STUDENTS?

WELL, HOW ABOUT A HOT-LUNCH PROGRAM FOR THE POOR KIDS?

WELL, HOW POOR ARE WE TALKING?

QUITE POOR.

AND I REALLY AM LATE. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT:

WE CAN SUSPEND KERRY'S SUSPENSION UNTIL WE FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, OKAY?

ED, ARE YOU BLOWING ME OFF?

NO NO NO. HOW ABOUT IF WE MEET FOR COFFEE?

- OKAY. WHEN? - THURSDAY.

- AFTER SCHOOL. - IT'S A DATE.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY, NOW KERRY, SEE?

IT'S ALL GONNA BE WORKED OUT.

IT'S ALL GONNA BE WORKED OUT?

YOU JUST AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH MY PRINCIPAL!

UH, STEVE, JUST GETTING THE LOWDOWN ON THE ROADIE GIG.

NEED THE DETES, ALL RIGHT?

SO CALL ME. I'M HERE.

I MEAN, I'M NOT... I'M NOT WAITING BY THE PHONE.

THAT'S DESPERATE. I DON'T... YOU KNOW, COME ON.

I'M COOL. I JUST... I GOT SOME STUFF GOING.

BUT SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME A JINGLE, PAL.

I LOVE YOU.

GOD! I HATE MACHINES.

THEY GET ME NERVOUS.

AND APPARENTLY A LITTLE GAY.

BY THE WAY, STEVEN TYLER'S PEOPLE CALLED YOU BACK ALREADY.

WHAT?

YEAH, I WROTE DOWN THE START DATE FOR YOU.

WELL, GIMME IT!

HA HA HA HA!

"MARCH 20 NEVER OF 2000... SUCK IT."

SO UNCOOL, DUDE.

OH, CLASSIC.

C.J... YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

YES, IF IT COMES TO THAT POINT, I'LL PULL THE PLUG.

THAT WASN'T THE QUESTION.

YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED BY A LOT OF GIRLS, CORRECT?

YEAH, A FEW.

A FEW HUNDRED, YES.

YEAH, AND OF THOSE GIRLS, WERE THERE ANY

THAT YOU WANTED TO WIN BACK?

YEAH, UH, A FEW.

BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS, "YOU KNOW, IT'S BETTER

IF WE'RE FRIENDS NOW."

OR, "HOW'D YOU FIND OUT WHERE I MOVED?"

OR, "I'M INTO GIRLS NOW." YOU KNOW.

THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

OH KERRY! OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

NO NO NO, ME FIRST: MOM AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH PRINCIPAL GIBB.

I DID NOT.

WE ARE JUST GONNA HAVE COFFEE AND DISCUSS MY DELINQUENT CHILDREN.

- HE SAID, "IT'S A DATE." - IT'S AN EXPRESSION.

YEAH, WHICH MEANS "LET'S DATE."

OKAY OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN HANDLE THIS.

WHERE ARE YOU HAVING THE COFFEE?

- DOES IT MATTER? - OH, SO MUCH TO LEARN.

OKAY, IF HE TAKES YOU TO ONE OF THOSE COFFEE CHAINS,

IT MEANS HE'S JUST THERE TO TALK BUSINESS

BUT THERE'S POTENTIAL FOR SOMETHING MORE.

AND IF HE TAKES YOU TO AN INTIMATE COFFEE HOUSE,

THAT MEANS HE'S COMPLETELY INTO YOU.

AND IF HE SHOWS UP 15 MINUTES LATE,

THAT MEANS HE'S OUTSIDE WAITING FOR YOU TO BUY YOUR OWN COFFEE.

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER; HATE THE GAME.

PRESIDENT! BRIDGET WAS ELECTED STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!

YOU'RE KIDDING? HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?

A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WROTE HER IN.

WELL NOW, KERRY, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF:

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT.

"YOU KNOW, KERRY, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF: THERE'S NOTHING TO BE..."

PRESIDENT!

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

SHE GETS TO GO TO WASHINGTON FOR THE SUMMER.

OH HO HO! COME ON.

YEAH, IT'S SOME "FUTURE LEADERS OF AMERICA" HOO-HA.

WHATEVER.

THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH DEMOCRACY.

HEY, I FOUGHT TO DEFEND DEMOCRACY.

YEAH, AND LOOK AT KOREA NOW. YOU KICKED ASS.

I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST

TO BRIDGET, THE FUTURE LEADER OF AMERICA.

I'M SO GLAD I'M GOING TO EUROPE.

WELL, BEFORE WE EAT, I HAVE A LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE:

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO FLORIDA

TO SEE A CERTAIN LADY.

ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA. 1500 MILES FOR A BOOTY CALL.

WHO'S THE TALENT?

YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

I GOT TWO. THE GOOD-LOOKING ONE?

WELL, WE WERE TOGETHER FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS

SO I THINK THAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, I CAN STILL PICK UP MY GOLF CLUBS.

SO MOM, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ON YOUR DATE TOMORROW?

DATE? WHAT DATE?

LOOK, FOR THE LAST TIME, PRINCIPAL GIBB AND I

ARE JUST GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK OVER COFFEE.

YOU TWO ARE HAVING COFFEE?

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

RORY!

GRANDPA, YOU BUSY?

I'M JUST TRYING TO OPEN THIS JAR OF NUTS.

- CAN I TALK TO YOU? - I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

HERE, OPEN THIS.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

SHOW OFF.

DO YOU THINK MY MOM WILL MEET SOMEONE SOME DAY?

WELL, I THINK THAT'S A POSSIBILITY.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT HER TO BE ALONE FOREVER.

BUT SHE'S NOT ALONE. SHE'S GOT BRIDGET, KERRY AND ME.

I GUESS THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

I MEAN, IT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU.

YOU'RE LEAVING US TO GO GET GRANDMA BACK.

OH, I SEE.

YOU KNOW, EVEN IF THE OLD BIRD DOES TAKE ME BACK,

I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR LIFE.

YEAH, I KNOW. WE'LL TALK ON THE PHONE.

BUT WE WON'T GO TO BALLGAMES OR WATCH SNAKES EAT...

ALL THAT STUFF I DID WITH DAD AND YOU.

NOW I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO THAT WITH HARVEY.

HARVEY?

THE GUY I IMAGINE MOM'S GONNA MEET.

HE SELLS WATERBEDS AND DRIVES A CUTLASS CIERA.

HE'S ALWAYS RUBBING ME ON THE HEAD AND SAYING,

"HEY THERE, SKIPPER."

YEAH, I HATE THAT GUY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, RORY,

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DRIVING DOWN TO FLORIDA

INSTEAD OF FLYING...

GET OUT TO SEE THE COUNTRY.

BUT THOSE RIDES GET A LITTLE LONELY.

YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN TAGGING ALONG, WOULD YOU?

ON A ROAD TRIP? TOTALLY.

MOM, GRANDPA AND ME ARE GOING TO DRIVE DOWN TO FLORIDA

WHEN SCHOOL GETS OUT. CAN I GO?

UH, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

SWEET!

I'M GONNA GO MAKE A MIX C.D.

GRANDPA, WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER, WEST-COAST OR EAST-COAST RAP?

SURPRISE ME.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY, SWEETHEART?

OH, YEAH.

YEAH, I JUST REALIZED THAT...

WITH THE KIDS AND YOU GONE THIS SUMMER,

I'M... I'M GONNA BE HERE ALONE.

AND I'VE... I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE ALONE.

WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE ALONE TIME WILL DO YOU SOME GOOD.

YOU COULD DO SOME READING, TAKE SOME LONG WALKS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MEET SOMEONE FOR COFFEE.

NO, NAH. IT'S WAY TOO SOON FOR THAT.

HEY, THERE'S NO RUSH, BABY GIRL.

IT'S JUST WHEN THAT TIME COMES,

STAY AWAY FROM GUYS NAMED HARVEY.

LET ME JUST GET ORGANIZED HERE.

IS SOMETHING FUNNY?

YEAH, WE'RE... WE'RE IN THE CAFETERIA.

YEAH.

WE'RE HAVING COFFEE IN THE CAFETERIA.

SOMEBODY POUR SOMETHING IN THERE WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING?

NO, IT'S JUST SOMETHING MY KIDS SAID.

OH, YOUR KIDS... THE TWO HELLRAISERS.

WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE'S THREE.

OH, NO NO NO. THERE'S A THIRD?

UH-HUH. YOU'LL BE HAVING HIM NEXT YEAR.

OH, WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO SUSPENDING HIM.

NOW LOOK, ABOUT KERRY...

ANIMAL RIGHTS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO HER.

SO I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT SHE WOULD PROTEST A FROG DISSECTION.

HMM. WELL, WE DON'T DISSECT ANIMALS HERE.

THE FROGS THAT KERRY SAW ARE PART OF A SENIOR GENETICS EXPERIMENT.

AND HER ANATOMY FINAL IS ON A COMPUTER.

OH.

WELL, KERRY OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

WELL, MIN SU LI DID.

COME ON. YOU DON'T WANT TO SUSPEND

THE RARE STUDENT WHO ACTUALLY CARES, DO YOU?

NO. NO, I DON'T. AND KERRY IS A GOOD KID.

AND I'M WILLING TO SEE IF THERE'S A WAY TO LET HER BACK IN

WITHIN THE RULES, OKAY?

SO I LOOKED THIS UP.

IT SAYS HERE:

"IF A PARENT DISAGREES WITH A PRINCIPAL'S DECISION,

THE PARENT MAY APPEAL TO AN OMBUDSMAN."

WELL, FINE. WHERE IS HE?

WELL, HERE'S THE THING:

UM, I HAVEN'T APPOINTED ONE YET.

- BUT IT'S YOUR JOB TO APPOINT ONE. - YES.

YOU ARE RIGHT. AND BECAUSE OF THAT,

I HEREBY APPOINT MYSELF OMBUDSMAN.

CATE, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO SEE THE OMBUDSMAN?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

WELL, I REALLY THINK THAT'S FOR THE OMBUDSMAN TO DECIDE.

OKAY.

WOULD YOU PLEASE LET KERRY BACK INTO SCHOOL?

MMM.

OKAY.

GOD, YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING THIS FUNNY IN HIGH SCHOOL.

WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? I WAS HYSTERICAL.

BY THE WAY, I'M SORRY IF I SOMETIMES

COME OFF LIKE A TYRANT.

IT'S JUST BECAUSE I REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT DISCIPLINE IS FOR KIDS,

BEING A PARENT MYSELF.

SO YOU'RE A DAD.

WHAT'S YOUR WIFE DO?

SHE MAINLY BLAMES ME FOR OUR DIVORCE.

OH, I'M SORRY.

AW, THAT'S OKAY. WE WANTED DIFFERENT THINGS.

SHE WANTED SOMEBODY THAT WASN'T A SLAVE TO HIS JOB,

AND I WANTED SOMEONE

THAT WASN'T SLEEPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND.

MORE COFFEE?

- OH, NO. - WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S MY SCHEDULE FOR MY TRIP TO WASHINGTON.

IT'S SO STUPID. I DON'T EVEN GET TO MEET ANYBODY IMPORTANT...

JUST SOME SECRETARY.

OF STATE!

WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO? MAKE ME COFFEE?

THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE...

THE POSTERS, THE INTERVIEWS, THE MEETINGS WITH WORLD LEADERS.

I AM THE ONE WHO ORGANIZED THE SIT-IN.

I SHOULD BE GETTING ALL THE CREDIT.

OH, I SEE. IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING CREDIT.

AND YOU HAD US ALL BELIEVING THAT YOU CARED ABOUT PROTECTING FROGS.

OKAY, FINE, I'LL PROVE TO YOU THAT I PROTECT THE FROGS.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, KISS ONE? - OH, PFF!

OH, YEAH. OH, YOU KISSED FROGS!

- I HAVE NEVER KISSED A FROG. - YEAH!

YOU WANTED A BOYFRIEND SO BAD, YOU PICKED THAT FROG UP...

I PICKED HIM UP, I LOOKED AT THE FACE...

YOU LOOKED AT THE FACE 'CAUSE YOU WANTED TO GET KISSED.

YOU LOVE FROGS!

OKAY, SO SUE ME... I CARE ABOUT THE ANIMALS.

I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE COMING WITH ME.

HAVEN'T I DONE ENOUGH?

NOBODY IS THERE! THE PRINCIPAL'S ON A DATE WITH OUR MOTHER.

MOVE IT, C.J.!

ROUGH DAY AT THE CABBAGE PATCH?

WE NEED TO BUY AN ICE COOLER FOR THE CAR,

A POLICE SCANNER AND A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE.

WE'RE NOT LEAVING FOR A MONTH.

WHILE WE'RE GOING TO THE STORE, MIGHT AS WELL GET ME

A BIGGER SUITCASE FOR ALL MY STUFF.

ALL YOUR STUFF? WHAT DO YOU GOT:

TWO PAIRS OF PANTS, A BELT AND A BAG OF PISTACHIOS?

C.J., WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US TO FLORIDA?

WELL, TWO THINGS, HORMONE:

ONE IS THE FRANTIC WIND FROM THE HAND-WAVING BY GRANDPA

BEHIND ME SAYING NO.

I'LL BE WITH AEROSMITH, MAN.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'M GONNA BE ON THE ROAD

SETTING UP MIKES, MOVING AMPS, PICKING UP PANTIES.

IT'S ROUGH WORK BUT THAT'S THE JOB.

HAVE YOU EVEN TALKED TO THESE PEOPLE YET?

NOT PER SE, BUT STEVEN SAID...

I KNOW WHAT HE SAID. HE SAID "SURE."

BUT YOU'RE NOT 18 ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T BE SITTING AROUND WAITING

FOR THESE STUPID ADOLESCENT FANTASIES TO COME TRUE.

EH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I MEAN, THEY HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO ANY OF MY LETTERS

AND CALLS AND POETRY.

- YOUR WHAT? - NOTHING.

C.J., YOU ARE AT A FORK

IN THE ROAD OF YOUR LIFE.

I KNOW. IT'S SO STUPID.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I KINDA COUNTED ON MY WHOLE SUMMER WITH THESE GUYS.

YOU COULD STILL COME WITH ME AND GRANDPA TO FLORIDA.

COME ON, C.J., IT'LL BE GREAT.

OKAY OKAY, SIMMER, MARY. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. I'LL GO.

WELL THEN, LET'S ALL GO TO THE STORE.

AND I'M NOT GONNA LET RORY GET A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE...

THAT AREN'T BIG ENOUGH.

LET ME GET MY SUNGLASSES. I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE.

C.J.,

I'M REALLY REALLY PSYCHED THAT YOU'RE GOING...

REALLY PSYCHED.

ME TOO, BUDDY.

NOW SIMMER.

Man: Yeah, this message is for C.J.

This is Terry London, head roadie for Aerosmith.

Steven says he still wants you for the roadie gig.

He really dug your poetry.

So if you're still interested,

meet us at the airport at midnight.

Bring your passport, your own headband and some penicillin.

COME ON, C.J., LET'S GO.

Computerized voice: Message erased.

I'M COMING!

WELL, I HAVE TO GO.

AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR KERRY.

- SURE. - AND THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.

- THANK YOU. - OKAY.

WHAT?

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT FIND THIS FUNNY,

BUT MY KIDS ACTUALLY HAD ME CONVINCED

THAT THIS MIGHT BE A... WELL, YOU KNOW, A...

OH.

HA! NEVER MIND.

GOOD NIGHT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER SOMETIME?

EXCUSE ME?

THAT JUST CAME OUT.

IT WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.

BUT WOULD YOU?

NO, THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T ANSWER. DON'T!

IT'S JUST... YOU KNOW, MY SHRINK TOLD ME

THAT I SHOULD TRY TO TAKE MORE RISKS

AND... HA HA HA! OH, GOD.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW I SEE A SHRINK.

OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA GO INTO MY OFFICE NOW

AND STAY THERE UNTIL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE NOT HERE.

WHOO BOY.

WOW.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO, PAUL?

THIS IS BIG.

I NEED A SIGN.

AND I MEAN BIBLICAL.

YOU KNOW, LIKE A BURNING BUSH

OR PARTING OF THE SEAS OR SWARMS OF LOCUSTS.

I NEED SOMETHING.

- COME HERE! - COME!

GO. FAR AWAY, THAT WAY. TO THE DOOR.

- YOU'RE FREE. - GO.

- GO GO! - GO BE FREE.

GO GO GO. SHOO SHOO.

YOU DON'T SHOO FROGS.

- GO GO. - YOU'RE FREE!