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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,130 ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO GO? 2 00:00:04,154 --> 00:00:05,766 YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 3 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:07,389 OKAY. 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,904 HO HO HO. 5 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,672 WHAT'S WRONG, KERRY? 6 00:00:12,696 --> 00:00:15,542 WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND? HER BOYFRIEND DIDN'T EVEN KISS HER GOODBYE. 7 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:19,645 STIFFED AT THE DOOR. REJECTED, SHUT DOWN. 8 00:00:19,669 --> 00:00:22,320 - THE HEISMAN! - NICE. 9 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,169 GUYS, KNOCK IT OFF. YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. 10 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,904 THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO EVERYONE. 11 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,122 SO IT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU? 12 00:00:29,146 --> 00:00:31,212 THE HEISMAN? OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 13 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:36,747 OH, DAD, LOOK WHO GOT A LETTER FROM MOM. 14 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:38,898 Both: OOH... 15 00:00:38,922 --> 00:00:41,468 THE NICE STATIONERY, THE PERFUME... 16 00:00:41,492 --> 00:00:43,136 I WONDER WHAT IT IS. 17 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,622 I WONDER WHAT A LONELY WOMAN WHO CAST OUT 18 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,507 THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER 19 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:49,176 COULD POSSIBLY WANT. 20 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,177 CATE, WOULD YOU DO THE HONORS? 21 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:52,912 DAD, IT'S YOUR LETTER. 22 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:55,848 NO NO NO, BEGGING ALWAYS SOUNDS BETTER OUT LOUD. 23 00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:58,740 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 24 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,624 "DEAR JIM, I LOVE YOU." 25 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,860 All: OOOH... 26 00:01:06,884 --> 00:01:10,947 - "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU." - All: OOOH. 27 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:14,589 - "BUT I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE." - OOOH. 28 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,123 OH, SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. 29 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,730 SORRY, DUDE. 30 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,930 IN A LETTER, MOM? 31 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,433 48 YEARS TOGETHER, AND YOU TELL DAD 32 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,118 YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE IN A LETTER? 33 00:01:32,142 --> 00:01:35,171 UH-HUH. MORE HUMANE? 34 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,957 RIGHT. 35 00:01:36,981 --> 00:01:40,698 WELL, IS THAT WHY YOU SENT THE PICTURE OF THE TWO OF YOU IN A HAMMOCK? 36 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:45,749 LOOK, I REALLY DON'T THINK IT MATTERS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, 37 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:49,218 IF I THINK HE'S CUTE. WE'RE NOT 16. 38 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:52,544 WELL, I DON'T KNOW... A FOUR. 39 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,798 LOOK, MOM, HE'S NOT HALF AS ATTRACTIVE AS DAD. 40 00:01:59,069 --> 00:02:01,636 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! 41 00:02:04,074 --> 00:02:06,336 LOOK... LOOK, MOM, I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK LATER. 42 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,355 YEAH, OKAY. BYE. 43 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,694 HEY, DAD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 44 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,062 FINE. 45 00:02:16,086 --> 00:02:17,947 ARE YOU SURE? 46 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,284 YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY QUIET EVER SINCE YOU GOT THAT LETTER FROM MOM. 47 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,721 COME ON, YOUR MOM CAN DO AS SHE CHOOSES. 48 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,372 SHE'S A BIG GIRL. 49 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,776 GRANTED, SHE WASN'T QUITE AS BIG WHEN I MARRIED HER. 50 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,029 YOU SEE, I KNEW IT... YOU'RE ANGRY! 51 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:35,248 NO NO, I THINK YOU'RE THE ANGRY ONE. 52 00:02:35,272 --> 00:02:37,392 YOU KNOW, SPLIT-UPS ARE TOUGHEST ON THE KIDS. 53 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,039 HEY, HONEY. WHAT... WHAT'S ALL THIS? 54 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,725 I'M JUST HIGHLIGHTING KERRY'S HAIR SO KYLE WILL NOTICE HER. 55 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,478 WHY IS SHE DOING THAT? HER HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL. 56 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,630 MOM, IT'S OKAY. SHE CAN'T HEAR US. 57 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,315 IT IS. 58 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,567 I KNOW. 59 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:57,320 IT'S OKAY. I KEPT THE MUSIC ON. SHE CAN'T HEAR US. 60 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,672 HEY, BRIDGE. GO TALK TO YOUR GRANDPA. 61 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,963 WHAT? 62 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:11,517 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 63 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:15,404 IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS, I'M GONNA GET UP AND GO TO MY ROOM. 64 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:17,495 MM-HMM. 65 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,278 HOW DO YOU KNOW I WAS BLUFFING? 66 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,681 MMM, THE PART ABOUT GETTING UP. 67 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,451 - SO TALK TO ME. - Kerry: BRIDGET! 68 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,921 I THINK YOUR SISTER WANTS YOU, DARLING. 69 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:34,762 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! 70 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,078 LOOK AT ME! YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR. 71 00:03:39,102 --> 00:03:41,081 I LOOK LIKE DOLLY PARTON. 72 00:03:41,105 --> 00:03:43,683 - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. - LOOK, KERRY. 73 00:03:43,707 --> 00:03:46,152 NOW JUST CALM DOWN. IT REALLY DOESN'T LOOK THAT BA... 74 00:03:46,176 --> 00:03:49,188 OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY. JUST SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN AND... 75 00:03:49,212 --> 00:03:52,859 OH, MY. OH, MY, YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE DOLLY PARTON. 76 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:56,663 - MOM! - COME ON, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF COUNTRY. 77 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,768 WHOA, PAPA BEAR, 78 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,320 SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY CHAIR 79 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,222 AND SHE'S STILL THERE. 80 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,891 - NICE. - NICE. 81 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,361 NOW LOOK, KERRY, I WILL CALL SYLVIA AT THE SALON IMMEDIATELY. 82 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,096 SHE IS GREAT WITH DISASTERS. 83 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,498 IT LOOKS FINE. 84 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:18,735 OH MY GOD, THAT'S KYLE. HE CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS. 85 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,169 RELAX. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 86 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,806 OKAY, TELL HIM I'M SICK AND I'LL CALL HIM LATER. 87 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,991 I SAID I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 88 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,743 LOOK! 89 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,000 RORY! 90 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:35,000 RORY, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO YOUR FATHER? 91 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,735 I MISS HIM. 92 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:39,599 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FATHER WOULD SAY TO YOU? 93 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:45,495 HE'D SAY, "RORY, 94 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,014 I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT DICK DALE CLASSIC STRATOCASTER 95 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,516 WITH THE CUSTOM-FITTED WHAMMY BAR 96 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,552 FEATURED IN QUENTIN TARANTINO'S 'PULP FICTION.'" 97 00:04:52,576 --> 00:04:55,054 NICE TRY. 98 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:56,940 VERY NICE TRY. 99 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,608 BRIDGET, YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY SILENT. 100 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,443 - I'M KERRY. - OH. 101 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:04,947 SORRY, THE HAIR... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 102 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,266 THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS, KERRY. 103 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,602 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST CALLED ME BRIDGET. 104 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:11,666 DON'T JUST SIT THERE, KERRY. THANK HIM. 105 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:14,040 GIRLS. 106 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,858 YOU KNOW, I HATE THIS. 107 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,844 TODAY I WAS READING AN ARTICLE AND I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 108 00:05:18,868 --> 00:05:22,521 IT'S LIKE BEING BLONDE HAS MADE ME STUPIDER. 109 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,635 MORE STUPID. 110 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,787 GIRLS. 111 00:05:27,811 --> 00:05:31,240 ALL RIGHT. SO, ARE WE NORMAL YET? 112 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,559 WHO'S TO SAY WHAT'S NORMAL? 113 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,834 YOU AT THESE PRICES! 114 00:05:37,154 --> 00:05:39,716 YOU DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY EITHER, CATE. 115 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,234 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 116 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,737 I'M... I KEEP BUSY. 117 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,590 NO, DOCTOR, SHE BURNS HERSELF OUT DOING EVERYTHING FOR US 118 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,325 AND GRANDPA AND C.J. 119 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,078 CATE, IT'S TIME TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 120 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,613 MM, AND HOW DO I DO THAT? 121 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:56,666 TREAT YOURSELF. DO SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE, 122 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,289 SOMETHING IMPULSIVE. 123 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,788 WELL, YOU KNOW, 124 00:06:01,812 --> 00:06:04,374 PAUL ALWAYS WANTED TO GO SKYDIVING 125 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,243 FOR OUR 25th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 126 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,446 BUT I'M NOT GONNA GO JUMPING OUT OF SOME DAMN AIRPLANE. 127 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,415 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR SKYDIVING? 128 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,240 I DON'T KNOW... 129 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,505 - SINGING, I GUESS. - SINGING? 130 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:21,591 - SHE'S A GREAT SINGER. - KISS ASS. 131 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,648 BRIDGET! 132 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,314 I MEAN, I DO. I SING IN THE CHURCH CHOIR. 133 00:06:28,338 --> 00:06:31,050 BUT EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I ALWAYS HAD THIS FANTASY 134 00:06:31,074 --> 00:06:33,369 ABOUT SINGING, YOU KNOW, LIKE A REAL SINGER. 135 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,705 TELL ME ABOUT THAT LITTLE GIRL'S FANTASY. 136 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:40,009 IT'S THE SAME AS ANY LITTLE GIRL'S FANTASY, YOU KNOW? 137 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:44,514 A SMOKY BAR, A SEQUINED COCKTAIL DRESS, 138 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:48,968 A BRANDY SNIFTER FILLED WITH SINGLES ON THE PIANO. 139 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,092 ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY FANTASY. 140 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,629 SHRINK HUMOR. 141 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:57,509 SO HOW COME YOU NEVER PURSUED IT? 142 00:06:57,533 --> 00:07:01,347 WELL, MY DAD IS A VERY PRACTICAL MAN. 143 00:07:01,371 --> 00:07:04,150 AND HE JUST THOUGHT THAT KIND OF STUFF WAS FRIVOLOUS. 144 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,885 GRANDPA STOPPED YOU? 145 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:08,171 MOM, YOU ALWAYS TELL US WE CAN DO ANYTHING. 146 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,940 HONEY, I HAVE TO SAY THAT. 147 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,375 WELL, THAT'S 10 MORE SESSIONS. 148 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,945 NOW COME ON. NO, IT'S JUST REALLY A VERY SILLY FANTASY. 149 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,397 IT'S NOT LIKE SOMETHING THAT I WOULD EVER ACTUALLY... 150 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:22,707 CATE, GO SKYDIVING. 151 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,097 CATE. 152 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,938 YEAH, DAD? 153 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:40,736 DAD, I LIKE TO SING. 154 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,572 DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE A NICE VOICE? 155 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,730 WELL, SURE, HONEY, BUT, UH... 156 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,646 GRANDMA, YOU LIKE HIM. YOU KNOW YOU DO. 157 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:52,181 YOU'RE SO GONNA MARRY HIM. 158 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,351 - YOU WILL MARRY HIM. I BET YOU DO. - C.J. 159 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,003 IS PACO THERE RIGHT NOW? 160 00:07:57,027 --> 00:07:59,088 OH, HE ISN'T? WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING? 161 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:02,992 HA HA. YOU'RE NAUGHTY, GRAMMY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 162 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:06,529 NOT NOW, MOM. C.J. 163 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:10,216 OH, YEAH. SORRY, GRANDPA. 164 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,187 I FORGOT YOU AND GRANDMA WERE KIND OF A THING. 165 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:16,439 OH, YOU WERE ON THE PHONE WITH LAURA? 166 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,291 YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID HI FOR ME. 167 00:08:18,315 --> 00:08:20,392 COME HERE, C.J. 168 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,095 I'M WORRIED ABOUT DAD. 169 00:08:22,119 --> 00:08:24,079 HE SEEMS HAPPY. 170 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,698 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 171 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,500 NO NO NO. 172 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:30,633 THIS IS WHAT HE DOES. HE'S BURYING HIS FEELINGS. 173 00:08:30,657 --> 00:08:30,970 OH. 174 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,872 HE'S ONLY HAPPY ON THE OUTSIDE. 175 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:35,324 HE WON'T TALK TO ME OR THE KIDS. 176 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,644 HE JUST WON'T OPEN UP. HE NEEDS A MAN TO TALK TO. 177 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:42,464 SO, C.J., CAN YOU MAKE SOME CALLS? 178 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,001 HEY, I'M A MAN. 179 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,103 I HAVE MANLIKE QUALITIES. 180 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:50,489 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED IT, 181 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:52,492 BUT HE KIND OF HATES MY GUTS. 182 00:08:52,516 --> 00:08:55,228 OH, C.J., YOU LOVE HIM, DON'T YOU? 183 00:08:55,252 --> 00:08:57,313 GO TALK TO HIM. 184 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,065 TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE. SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME. 185 00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:03,469 IT'S TOO COLD TO FEED THE PIGEONS. 186 00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:05,955 - THEN TAKE HIM TO A BALLGAME. - I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,713 - I'LL PAY YOU. - I CAN MAKE IT WORK. 188 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,013 AY-YA-YAY! 189 00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:16,237 GRANDPA, HOT BABE AT 9:00. 190 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,635 THAT'S NOT 9:00. 191 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,271 MORE LIKE 8:15, YOU IDIOT. 192 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,329 OH, HERE COMES THE DREADED FRIEND. 193 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,361 LISTEN, YOU WERE IN KOREA, RIGHT? 194 00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:30,996 - I NEED YOU TO DIVE ON A GRENADE FOR ME. - WHAT? 195 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,665 I NEED YOU TO BE MY WINGMAN. 196 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:35,418 OH, THEY'VE GOT WINGS HERE. I LOVE WINGS. 197 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,587 NOT WINGS. WINGMAN, ALL RIGHT? 198 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,306 I NEED YOU TO TALK TO THE BUDDY WHILE I MAKE MY MOVE. 199 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,693 MAYBE THROW IN I'M AN ASTRONAUT. 200 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,527 GOTCHA. 201 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,880 - HEY, GIRLS. - HEY, LADIES. 202 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:51,322 HE'S 32, BROKE, UNEMPLOYED. YOU'D BETTER GET HIM BEFORE HE GETS AWAY. 203 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,522 HE'S... 204 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,460 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 205 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:03,863 I DON'T WANNA BE HERE. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE CATE MADE ME. 206 00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:05,514 WELL, SHE PAID ME. 207 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,450 WELL, THEN, YOU'RE BUYING. 208 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,318 CAN I SEE YOUR I.D.? 209 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:13,156 HAVE YOU GOT ANY SCOTCH OLDER THAN THAT LINE? 210 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,974 THIS IS HAPPY HOUR. 211 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:18,161 WE DON'T SERVE GRUMPY PEOPLE. 212 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,480 WELL, WHO DIED AND MADE YOU OWNER? 213 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:22,003 MY HUSBAND. 214 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,534 SORRY. 215 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,970 I'LL HAVE BEER TODAY. 216 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,506 WOW, GRAMPS, IT'S LIKE SAM AND DIANE-OSAUR. 217 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,093 ONE BEER FOR THE SKIPPER. 218 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:36,412 WHAT'S GILLIGAN GONNA HAVE? 219 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:38,853 UH, I'LL HAVE A LIGHT BEER, MRS. HOWELL. 220 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,623 ONE DRAFT, ONE LIGHT. 221 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,238 OH, BOY. 222 00:10:46,262 --> 00:10:48,090 - WHAT? - LIGHT BEER. 223 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,259 ONLY SISSIES DRINK LIGHT BEER. 224 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,379 YOU KNOW, LIGHT BEER IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY. 225 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,398 YOU KNOW, WHEN THE ANGRY OLD MAN PRIMARIES COME UP, 226 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,601 YOU SHOULD RUN ON THAT PLATFORM. 227 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,321 HEY, GO AHEAD AND MAKE FUN, BUT REAL MAN, REAL BEER. 228 00:11:02,345 --> 00:11:05,324 MM-HMM. 229 00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:07,810 AHH! 230 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,485 I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 231 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:21,140 KERRY, I KNOW YOU'RE... 232 00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,993 MAD ABOUT YOUR HAIR. 233 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,019 AND I KNOW I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE "READ THE DIRECTIONS"... 234 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,769 BUT UNTIL SYLVIA GETS BACK FROM VACATION, 235 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:36,410 I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 236 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,950 THIS IS SO SWEET OF YOU, BRIDGET. 237 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,918 'CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LOOK 238 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:53,155 LIKE AN IRISH SETTER! 239 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:56,381 NO, YOU DON'T. YOU LOOK MORE LIKE HOWARD STERN. 240 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,064 GUYS, HAVE GRANDPA AND C.J. GONE YET? 241 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,315 YEAH, MOM. WHAT'S UP? 242 00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:05,934 WELL, I'M GOING OUT. DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE. 243 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,421 - MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON? - YEAH, YOU LOOK ALL NERVOUS. 244 00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:11,423 WELL, I AM KIND OF NERVOUS. 245 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:13,125 YESTERDAY, I TOOK THE PLUNGE 246 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,946 AND I SIGNED UP TO SING IN AN OPEN-MIKE NIGHT. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 247 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,780 - MOM, THAT'S GREAT. - MOM, THAT'S AWESOME. 248 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,717 I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING 'CAUSE IT'S PERSONAL, 249 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,619 BUT I'M REALLY SCARED. 250 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,005 - DON'T BE SCARED. - YOU'RE GONE BE SO GREAT. 251 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:28,124 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME WITH ME? 252 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,028 - NO, I'M BUSY. - I'M NOT GOING OUT. 253 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,165 I'M SORRY. LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 254 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,850 GET YOUR COATS NOW! 255 00:12:37,874 --> 00:12:39,818 MOM, I CAN'T GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS. 256 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,471 OH, SWEETIE. NOW! 257 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,292 OH, THANK YOU, KIDS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 258 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,716 IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. 259 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:56,507 WELL, PAUL, GUESS WHO'S GOING SKYDIVING? 260 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:02,040 OKAY, SO IN SUMMARY, YOU GET LOW, 261 00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:05,060 YOU CRAM THE NOSE BONE UP INTO THE BRAIN. 262 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,845 KILLS THEM INSTANTLY. 263 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,565 SO ANYBODY WANNA BUY ME A DRINK? 264 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,217 GET LOST. 265 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:13,536 OKAY. I'LL COME BACK AT LAST CALL 266 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,600 WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT MORE YOURSELF. 267 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,926 - AY-YA-YAY. - SMOOTH. 268 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,728 YEAH. WELL, I THINK IF ANYONE 269 00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:25,013 SHOULD SYMPATHIZE WITH ME, SHOULD BE YOU. 270 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:28,818 ARE YOU COMPARING STRIKING OUT WITH BAR CHICKS WITH MY LOSING MY WIFE? 271 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,753 LOOK, I'M TRYING TO DO A GOOD DEED HERE 272 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,855 AND GET A SENIOR CITIZEN HAMMERED, ALL RIGHT? 273 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,623 IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T HAVE MY OWN STUFF. 274 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,010 I'M 32 AND I GOT NOTHING, ZIP, ZERO. 275 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,112 32? 32! 276 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:43,249 - HERE WE GO. - YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 277 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,834 OH BOY, COMPLAINING ABOUT 32 IS LIKE 278 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,203 COMPLAINING ABOUT A MOVIE FIVE MINUTES IN. 279 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,088 CALM DOWN, GRAMPS. IT'S OKAY. 280 00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,091 HE'S A LITTLE DIZZY FROM ALL THE URINATING. 281 00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:54,876 WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN I WAS DIGGING DITCHES. 282 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,279 - YOU WERE A DITCH DIGGER? - YOU BET. 283 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,749 IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER. MY HANDS WERE ALL CALLUSED AND CUT UP. 284 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,885 - AND I LOVED IT! - OF COURSE YOU LOVED IT 285 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:07,390 'CAUSE DIGGING DITCHES IS... I DON'T KNOW. 286 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,558 THERE'S NOTHING POSITIVE ABOUT DIGGING DITCHES. IT SUCKS. 287 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,427 I LOVED IT BECAUSE I WAS WORKING TOWARD SOMETHING. 288 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,197 I WAS BUILDING A LIFE, A FAMILY TO COME HOME TO. 289 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:20,786 NOW MARRIAGE GONE, HOME GONE, WORK GONE. 290 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,905 WHAT'S MY LEGACY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? 291 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:27,076 A TWIN BED IN MY DAUGHTER'S BASEMENT. 292 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,162 I GUESS THAT TRUMPS YOUR ZIP AND ZERO. 293 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,798 SO EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T GET ALL MISTY 294 00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:36,535 OVER THE PLIGHT OF BEING 32. 295 00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:38,943 THERE GOES HAPPY ON THE OUTSIDE. 296 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,435 OH, WOW, IT'S CROWDED. 297 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:56,138 HOW COME GRANDPA DIDN'T HAVE TO COME? 298 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,106 I MEAN, GET TO. 299 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,760 HONESTLY, IT MAKES ME KIND OF NERVOUS. 300 00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:04,363 I USED TO SING AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 301 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:07,299 AND JUST ONCE I WANTED A LITTLE APPROVAL. 302 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,835 - I JUST WANTED TO HEAR MY DAD SAY... - OH, HOT GUYS RIGHT THERE! 303 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:12,059 RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO GET A TABLE. 304 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,913 HI. 305 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,587 - GOD, HOW DO I LOOK? - LIKE KENNY FROM "SOUTH PARK." 306 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,251 DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT OLD SAYING, 307 00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:29,371 "YOU WANNA MAKE GOD LAUGH, JUST TELL HIM YOUR PLANS"? 308 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,807 WELL, NOTHING WORKED OUT THE WAY I PLANNED. 309 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,508 LEGACY... 310 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,161 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SON TO CARRY ON MY NAME. 311 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,881 I LOVE MY GIRLS, OF COURSE, 312 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,283 BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE A SON 313 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,985 TO THROW THE BALL AROUND WITH. 314 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,021 YOU KNOW, YOU DO HAVE A GRANDSON. 315 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,462 YEAH, THERE'S RORY. 316 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,345 YOU KNOW, GRAMPS, THOSE CRACKS HURT. 317 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,198 DO YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, 318 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,183 I WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT A LITTLE BETTER 319 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,220 IF YOU HAD PAID A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION TO ME? 320 00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:04,690 MAYBE IF YOU HAD ASKED ME TO THROW THE... 321 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,660 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. 322 00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:10,079 AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GRANDSON? 323 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,215 YOU CALL YOURSELF A GRANDFATHER? YOU'RE LIKE THE BAD TREES IN THE "WIZARD OF OZ." 324 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,585 MY APPLES ARE ROTTEN. 325 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,055 HEY! STOP IT. 326 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,039 YOU TWO BABIES! 327 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,559 NO WONDER YOU FIGHT... YOU'RE EXACTLY THE SAME. 328 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,377 NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHAKE HANDS, 329 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,347 MAKE UP AND STOP SCARING MY LADY CUSTOMERS? 330 00:16:28,371 --> 00:16:31,439 HERE, PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH. 331 00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:35,071 YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY IT, 332 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,340 BUT MISS KITTY MAY BE RIGHT. 333 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,224 YOU'RE THE ONE SCARING THE LADIES AWAY. 334 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,044 NO, ABOUT MAKING UP. 335 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,613 - SHOULD WE SHAKE? - OH, SURE. 336 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,433 THEN, WE PUT ON DRESSES AND KISS EACH OTHER. 337 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,902 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST GUY TO HAVE HIS WIFE LEAVE HIM. 338 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,722 - YOU MIGHT BE THE OLDEST, BUT... - ARE YOU DONE? 339 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:56,091 'CAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM. 340 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:59,950 THERE THE OLD GUY GOES AGAIN. WHO HAD AT 9:15 IN THE POOL? 341 00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:03,949 YOU KNOW, THAT OLD GUY HAPPENS TO BE 342 00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:05,634 THE TOUGHEST GUY I'VE EVER MET. 343 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,570 HE DUG DITCHES, ALL RIGHT? WHY? 344 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,172 I HAVE NO IDEA. 345 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,541 YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S LETTING ME TELL YOU TO SHUT UP, 346 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,410 OR WE'D BE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE. 347 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,278 YOU WANNA MIX IT UP WITH ME? 348 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,630 OKAY, LET'S GO. 349 00:17:17,654 --> 00:17:20,750 HEY, YOU LEAVE MY GRANDSON ALONE. 350 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,434 YEAH. 351 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,888 I THINK THAT SOUNDED A LOT MORE THREATENING IN YOUR HEAD. 352 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,423 MY WIFE LEFT ME AND I'M LIVING IN A BASEMENT. 353 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,776 SO YOU WANNA DEAL WITH THAT? 354 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,151 OKAY. OKAY, LIGHTEN UP. JEEZ. 355 00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:37,917 THAT WAS COOL, GRANDPA. 356 00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:40,769 YEAH. WELL, I ALWAYS WANTED TO STAND SHOULDER TO SHOULDER 357 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,489 - WITH MY SON IN A BARROOM FIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 358 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:46,074 OH, GEE. 359 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,993 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR. 360 00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:50,045 YOU DIDN'T? I DID. 361 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,015 LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 362 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,540 Man: YEAH! 363 00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:06,411 ♪ MY OLD MAN ♪ 364 00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:09,532 ♪ I'M A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK... ♪ 365 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,867 - CATIE? - OH, YEAH. 366 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,552 I KIND OF BROUGHT YOU HERE FOR ANOTHER REASON. 367 00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:15,137 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE THIS. 368 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,872 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS UP THERE? 369 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,109 IT'S YOUR LEGACY. SHE'S AMAZING. 370 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,244 - YOU KNOW, LIFE SOMETIMES... - SHH! 371 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,730 - MY BABY GIRL'S SINGING. - ♪ I'M FOREVER WALKING ♪ 372 00:18:24,754 --> 00:18:28,416 ♪ IN DADDY'S SHOES ♪ 373 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,153 ♪ I'VE GOT HIS MISERY ♪ 374 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:35,157 ♪ I GOT GOOD COMPANY ♪ 375 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,194 ♪ I GUESS I'LL ALWAYS BE ♪ 376 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,651 ♪ MY DADDY'S GIRL ♪ 377 00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:48,003 ♪ YOU SPEND A LIFETIME ♪ 378 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,540 ♪ SAYING THIS IS WHO I AM ♪ 379 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,077 ♪ OH ♪ 380 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,729 ♪ THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ♪ 381 00:18:56,753 --> 00:19:00,316 ♪ SAYING SOMETHING YOU DON' T UNDERSTAND ♪ 382 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,335 ♪ YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR ♪ 383 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,360 ♪ AND THERE YOU ARE ♪ 384 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,110 ♪ MY OLD MAN ♪ 385 00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:14,013 ♪ I'M A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK ♪ 386 00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:17,032 ♪ MY OLD MAN... ♪ 387 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,084 THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. 388 00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:22,053 OH, SHE'S LOVELY. 389 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,072 YOU DO GOOD WORK. 390 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:29,433 SPEAKING OF WORK, WE CLOSE AT 1:00. 391 00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:34,571 HEY, I SAW HER FIRST. 392 00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:39,772 ♪ I GOT GOOD COMPANY ♪ 393 00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:42,841 ♪ I GUESS I'LL ALWAYS BE ♪ 394 00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:44,976 ♪ MY DADDY'S GIRL ♪ 395 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,031 ♪ YES, I'LL ALWAYS BE ♪ 396 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:53,206 ♪ MY DADDY'S GIRL. ♪ 397 00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:01,493 Jim: THAT'S MY GIRL! 398 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,746 ALL RIGHT, MOM! 399 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,264 THAT'S MY GIRL. ALL RIGHT. 400 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,484 Kerry: YAY, MOM! 401 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,235 THANK YOU, RORY. THANK YOU, BRIDGET. 402 00:20:10,259 --> 00:20:13,088 KERRY, WE'RE DYEING THAT HAIR BACK TOMORROW. 403 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,190 OH, CAN'T WE WAIT LIKE A WEEK OR TWO? 404 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,242 NO. 405 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,177 OH, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 406 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,897 EH, MY GRANDSON BROUGHT ME. 407 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,432 YOU SING LIKE AN ANGEL. 408 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,084 OH. OH, DAD, THAT... 409 00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:28,938 THAT'S JUST GREAT TO HEAR. THANK YOU. 410 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,655 NO NO. THANK YOU. 411 00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:32,507 FOR WHAT? 412 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,377 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 413 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,069 OH, DAD. 30006

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