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the amazing lessee knows all sees all

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no i like this show already before your

very eyes the amazing lassie will

penetrate the hidden secrets of the

human mind you will be bewitched

bewildered and befuddled are you ready

Lassie

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it's really on where did he get this

lassie is doing this backyard a thon for

a worthy cause all proceeds will go to

the drive for the new school gym and now

my assistant vana mcculloch

the amazing lassie will perform her

astounding feats of ESP for only 50

cents

fifty cents is he a dog bark no charge

for that one

Michalek with absolutely no charge at

all my courteous uniformed assistant

will gladly show you the door

remember the new school gym all your

contributions are credited to the 5th

grade wait a minute my class is trying

to win that fun drive to we want that

day off no wonder Jason's upset class

that raises the most gets the day off

from school

and now it's show time

may I please have a volunteer from the

audience oh

don't be shy step right up step right up

for this amazing demonstration of ESP uh

how about you sir

here's a gentleman who's always happy to

help a worthy cause mr. Charlie Pelham

the school's new sixth grade science

teacher

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would you please direct your attention

to the easel on my left

battle will unveil a list of eight

commands

come on let's see the stupid trick I

assure you this is no trick please

notice that the easel is in front of the

amazing lassie she does not know what is

written on the easel and she could not

see the commands and now mr. Pelham

please select one of the commands

I'll choose

this one ok now we're going to attempt

to communicate with lassie

3sp

everybody think of the command

lassie is going to read our minds

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concentrate Lassie

do you have it show us

you told her what to do I do hear him

say speak you said something he cuter

never mind matter ok once more this time

I won't say a thing mr. bollen would you

please select another command

thank you once again I must ask for

complete silence yeah and especially

from you I won't say a thing

now everyone concentrate on the command

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well you really got these kids snookered

animals communicate it's a scientific

fact right mr. Pelham well there's

there's no doubt that an animal senses

are very highly developed but as you

suggested earlier perhaps they have

developed that six sent Thank You mr.

pillow

it's a trick I know a trick when I see

one just cuz she's smarter than you

gazing

huh now may i present to you Lassie the

living lie detector we all know that

machines can pick up nervousness and

stuff we can't hide lassie has the same

ability Arnie step right up here

tell lassie who you are your age and

something about yourself either tell the

truth or lie lassie will catch the lie

okay

all right dog I'm 11 years old I

love pizza

I play first base

for the Dodgers

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what's this all about I'm supposed to be

a practice I think the culture knows

where we are you have a feeling

everybody knows what's going on except

for us could we better get a seat

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we have a problem

we have a problem and that is why this

are not up our school principal asked me

to call this special meeting of the

computer club as you know not everyone

is eligible to join our school computer

club I certainly thought that that you

who have already been selected would

have appreciated this the singular honor

what's going on mr. Pelham someone has

violated

file it our computer Club code this

school this very school has been

victimized by a

computer hacker

and

that individual that hacker I am very

sorry to say is in this room

mr. Pelham what did this hacker do as

you know and and only you know we have

been asked to keep a running tab ulation

of the fundraiser for the

new school gymnasium and

those results have been tampered with

tampered with the results and only you

ladies and gentlemen club members have

access to this room and only you know

the code to enter the program the

winning class is supposed to get that

day off not one person will get a day

off until the guilty party confesses and

that is the decision of mr. Arno our

principal unless they confess the

contest is aborted and the results will

not be be tabulated the next decision is

yours

I

know what do you think I

guess the school was right nobody gets a

day off well I'm not so sure you're

right I don't think anybody's gonna

confess anyway it's been a day yeah well

I feel sorry for will he work so hard

his class would have won see that's just

the point the amazing lassie shows

brought in twenty-four dollars and now

we'll has to suffer all the kids have to

suffer I know but the school wants to

teach the kids that you can't do

something like that and get away with it

well I understand that but I still don't

think it's fair for them to punish

everybody for what one kid did

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okay I'm here what's up we need your

will and lassie lassie me

will it all started when I agreed with

your hypothesis that animals can sense

things we can we need lassie the lie

detector to tell us who's lying i'm not

paying any attention to a dumb dog what

are you afraid of jason

last days not a dumb dog she can do it

can't she will well the thing is see she

can't do it of course she can do it

lastly can detect the guilty party

only only what

only nothing shall do it

good then she's gonna do it and

everybody here's gotta take the test

right all right great

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morning

what is it

dad has to be something why do I get the

feeling that you haven't figured out a

way to trap the Mad Hatter that's

elementary right well it's not your

responsibility it's the school's problem

all right at last he can't do it you

sure it was just an act I used tan

signals only last he could notice you'd

make a great third-base coach the hacker

has to be Jason I know it is well there

are eight or nine other people in that

computer club and half of them are in

the fifth grade we would have won we

wouldn't want to give up the figures it

has to be Jason he's the only one who

doesn't want to face lassie I get the

feeling you guys don't like Jason too

much just kind of an understand Minh

dead so if somebody was out to get Jason

this might be a good way to do it huh

mm-hmm I can make glassy bark at him

like crazy maybe he'd crap maybe right

he's innocent until proven guilty and i

have no proof well unless the person who

did it confesses I don't see how you're

gonna get that proof oh god I've been

thinking I remember your story about the

Arab Sheik oh yeah it's not really my

story it was the Brothers Grimm or Regis

Philbin whoever leola cheek had exactly

the same problem one of his men had

stolen some money and no one would admit

it and he had an old mule who said he

could pick out the guilty party yeah I

wasn't really true but he was able to

trick the villain dad the kids think

that maybe lassie can tell just like the

mule

that's a long shot it's the only shot I

have

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this isn't Arabia anyway that was just

one of dad's stories don't drag me into

it nobody'll even know you're involved

if something goes wrong I'm the one will

take the heat first vana now this

okay right after school yeah right here

you'll be here long before I am I'll

hide inside until you get everybody here

the whole club would be here mr.

Pelham's driving a couple of the guys

over first I'll explain the deal to him

they don't put last behind this curtain

I'll stall couple minutes so you have

plenty of time good luck all right

let me worry

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quick we're all here this is stupid

actually your name never came up Jason

look we're all gonna do it yeah what are

you so uptight about Jason it's your dog

she's not gonna bark at you file I

shebar

lassie I have a hundred thousand dollars

in the bank

see

now I'm gonna put lasting behind the

curtain

hey why don't we let mr. Pelham monitor

the whole thing okay no problem we'll

each go in and pet lassie on the back

for about 10 seconds so she picks up the

right vibrations

vibrations yeah and while you're doing

that say Lassie I did not break into the

computer program it she'll bark when

someone lies and how I can't believe you

guys are all going along with this mr.

Pelham well Jason dude nobody's

confessed we don't have anything to lose

see mr. Pelham thinks it's a good idea

great didn't let him take the test if he

does will you

sure okay hey what about it mr. Pelham

absolutely sounds like fun

you're so hot to trot you go first Arnie

sure

why not you know what you've got to do

yeah I go in there and I pet lassie on

the back for about 10 seconds and while

I'm doing that I see Lassie I did not

break into the computer program you got

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hi lassie

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did he say it I'll didn't hear anything

I did not break into the computer broke

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next

why do I feel like I'm going on

confession sir

nothing to it stand back old man's gonna

go

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hi-c I stop

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you

as he didn't talk for anyone yeah and

you're the last one Jason I told you

this is dumb how do you know the dog

will bark just for no reason dogs bark

you know let's see what happens Jason

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I

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stopped my stock not gonna bark at me

are ya see

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what I tell you nothing the dump dog

didn't bark at anyone

he's right will and everybody's done it

yeah now what we still don't know

anything we know that the guilty one

never petted Lassie I petted her we're

gonna find out who pitted there and who

didn't how we were each in there alone

nobody saw it no we weren't in there

love lassie was in there oh

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and she's gonna tell us he didn't pet

her you bet she is after I put last

behind the curtain my sister Megan snuck

in from the sliding door and poured a

light perfume / lassie and even Jason

will admit that dogs have a great sense

of smell so everybody put their hands up

hey this is great so the one whose hands

don't smell has to be the hacker

wait a minute this is one step too far

McCall it I'm out of here hey baby

lessee doesn't even have to smell her

hands when he just confessed Jason come

on Lassie

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sir see will she smelled everybody's

hands yeah everybody but mr.

hey just the observer right guys sorry

we'll try something else

okay you guys want a lift home aren't

you gonna let less you smell your hands

mr. belin no I don't have time for any

more games you guys coming or not

but the game's over

get it down

mr. pelman

you're the one who didn't better well as

a matter of fact I'm allergic to dogs I

didn't think would matter

look guys why would I tamper with the

results I don't know

why didn't you pet her you didn't say

you were allergic to dogs before you

went in there

look guys I didn't tamper with the data

the whole thing was

it's just a little mistake what do you

mean a mistake

do you know what happened to the data I

was working with it and I

accidentally lost

why don't you say something

how I made my first year here I I don't

want to show up like a klutz and

besides I didn't know they were gonna

make such a big thing of it but the

whole thing just got out of hand I guess

computers make mistakes

no I

made the mistake I i deleted without

making a backup disk that's computer

rule number one mr. Pelham but then I

made another mistake

bigger mistake I

lied to you

I

lied to you

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I've enjoyed it here

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the cover-up glenridge gate

but he's a teacher yeah I don't think

they're gonna like what he's teaching us

Jason yeah

nobody could have said it any better

well Megan it worked sorry I'm late I

just got home my bike had a flight her I

tried to call what do you mean it worked

you mean you didn't put the perfume on

Lassie I couldn't I'm sorry

but she barks you at wild

yeah

she did didn't she

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you