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what a great job Jose getting paid

direct stuff I gotta go talk to Nick

about something about what just got a

great idea but it's not your kind of

thing straight arrow cuz that supposed

to mean hey you can't help it will I

like you but you got this reputation

you're a good boy can do anything Nick

can but you won't don't be so sure you

wouldn't do this never in a million

years I won't even tell you what it is

if Nick would do it I will no you won't

I'll do it whatever it is

ok but no backing out now

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not telling you in advance you the go

along they don't i'll just sit in my

regular place mrs. McCullough have it be

fine re you're the only one here who has

a regular place but we're always happy

to have you to dinner honey there's a

lot to be said for being a latchkey kid

I bet there's a lot of responsibility

for being on your own so much hey no

problem

sorry I was just thinking of something

funny that happened today in school our

math teacher had to wear his golf at all

day will nobody has to wear a golf at

you do somebody cops you to pay

that's terrible how embarrassing honey

it's a harmless joke

actually it was uh pretty funny but you

don't approve of it III didn't say that

I approve them my dad you never did

stuff like that when you were a kid

certainly not I was a model child you're

right however around Halloween I did tie

a few pieces it's just a prank we used

to run up to a door we take a rope tired

around the door now pull it real tight

hi the other end there on the screen

door handle ring the bell run away and

then wait for him to try to get out

that's neat that's sick honey all boys

do things like that what if there's an

emergency and they have to get out

well we didn't really think of that oh

well did I guess he's not

yeah

some honey on equipment I did what idea

I

tell me in sure

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how many letters

three table scraps

you know this is the third time in two

weeks that aren't is equal here I know

any letters no ort ort I knew that they

seem to be pretty good Betty's huh yeah

but you know Ernie's father doesn't have

much time for him cuz you work so much

I'm thinking that's what I'm doing

lately I just don't have enough time for

will and me anymore well they don't seem

starved for attention to me you know

Megan's been begging to take that

weekend trail ride this is a great

weekend just the two of us mother and

daughter well if you're gonna freeze the

boys out then maybe I'll take him down

to LA will go to a ball game and dinner

huh Oh they'd love it and you can keep

an eye on them yeah he's a good kid and

you know will he's not gonna do anything

silly so what are you worried about

seven letter word for offspring trouble

can we do anything tomorrow you have

school

boy if I got a live one here we won't be

in school right sure under that we're

gonna skip school

don't worry lassie we're not gonna spoil

his perfect record we're not gonna skip

school oh

there's not gonna be any school what oh

boy

look Nick understands these things

there's not gonna be any school

tomorrow's Wednesday there's school on

Wednesday there is school on the Arnie

fielding calendar it says school will

start but school will get out a little

bit early Arnie what do you know that I

don't know I know that I'm gonna include

Nick inning you out honey whatever

you're doing all do yeah I think it's

Nick it's me I'm in all right

we'll need an oil drum

five gallons of molasses

two quarts of turpentine

eucalyptus oil five cloves of garlic

one gallon of ammonia and

lassie and lassie ha ha yeah she doesn't

have to do anything she just lies there

all she has to do is play dead

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lassies ready I just put the stuff in

the men just got a tweet this

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hey baby hi you shouldn't worry so much

about the math quiz I'm not wearing oh

he just looked like you've been up all

night I do huh it's probably nothing

you're just a little pale yeah it's pale

maybe a little green green

alright pill let's see your tongue

but love life

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what is it oh nothing it's just forget

it Becky yeah it doesn't out worrying

about things like that I put

you know I do feel a little like you

just need a sloppy joe maybe some greasy

french fries and a snow cone and then

you write his cyclone

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all right everybody short time

fly it down

good morning students

ride

today we come to the causes of the Civil

War II

know uh

we all know about the abolition of

slavery mmm

everybody except the school board but

slavery was only one of the issues

I've granted it was the most important

the question

the question of how much control the the

federal government should have over the

state was it's important then as it is

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okay kids we've got trouble right here

in River City

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all right uh why it down yes he looks

like she's going to barf sir I

think I am I feel awful

okay uh

breath and season you take Becky to the

nurse on the double I'm gonna talk to

the principal everybody stay put

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this is your principal speaking there

there is no cause for alarm but an

unidentified substance has been

abandoned on the school grounds please

follow your emergency evacuation

procedures to the hallway and mr. Nelson

will direct you to safe safely outside

please avoid the west side of the

building

you are dismissed until further notice

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how about it we'll just stick with me

Barney if they ever find out you're

panicking already this is the easy part

I'm getting Nick wimp Arnie I told you

i'm in i'm in

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yeah he'll be okay you'll be fine and

you into the nurse mr. Nelson sure worry

you'll get over it didn't I tell you

would work I told you yeah

bessie you were great Academy Award time

she said good night of his being

nominated their dogs more into it than

you are oh hey I did it didn't I did it

that was nothing now comes the fun part

Arnie we're already closed down the

whole school maybe that's not fun for

one day I

should have got Nick I didn't say I

wouldn't do it

bony someday you're gonna get caught

that's the price you pay for life in the

fast lane

will my boy I have a plan Arnie old man

I'm sure you have remember last night's

homework yeah

what was it other people who had a plan

the defense of Atlanta very funny

remember that big bulldozer at the

construction site yeah how'd you like to

take a spin on that baby oh sure the

guys gonna take us for a ride get

serious we're gonna drive that thing

ourselves ha ha let's get going I don't

think so honey

after all I did for you I closed down

the whole school for you so you wouldn't

have to skip and spoil your attendance

record I appreciate that Arnie wait till

the word gets around school that you

went back on your word I don't know your

wimp will and there's nothing worse than

a wimp

all right

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just one thing Marnie and even if you're

gonna bulldozer it's just like driving a

car oh right have you ever driven a car

no

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hi hey are you doing home so early they

close school for the day some kind of

toxic stuff at the grade school toxic

stuff don't worry it was a false alarm

well this is your lucky week you know

that weekend trail ride you've been

wanting to take no oh yeah the one you

said sandy and her mom took over at the

otter lake pack station oh

yeah how would you like to go on it this

weekend just you Anna Lee I can't I'd

really liked you but I've got this

really important thing well some other

time

I'm sorry no it's okay what is it what

this really important thing washing cars

it's from 12 to three on Saturday

that's exciting yeah you understand it's

for charity right everybody will be

there I understand

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repeat after me you once were a teenager

you once were a teenager

you're everything's been knocked down

around here but this old gas station

you can't touch until the drain the gas

tanks the bulldozer bangs into these

pumps one spark and boom everything goes

up there's nobody around there never is

it's perfect

she's all ours

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Wow

maybe he took the key nope

I'll go first then you okay okay don't

forget to buckle up

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Master like dog I'm gonna do it I'll do

it yeah yeah you gotta start it simple

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you just push this lever

you about now lassie doesn't look too

hard

hey

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Megan you go to the car wash on Saturday

and have fun mothers are supposed to

make you feel guilty that's the trouble

I don't feel guilty maybe mom's just not

good at it well give her time she'll get

better I

believe me she understands she just

wanted to spend some quality time with

you you know like a friend she's not my

friend she's my mother right

you tell her that why do I always goof

everything up I wish I were like will

perfect

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I

jammed it in reverse it's a hat will do

it on the 18 months

well yeah I

don't think Nick would have done that

Thanks we're gonna let you go in the

first place

yeah it was my idea

yeah I know better ha ha is that an

insult

you know Arnie from now on well you want

to do things like today

you'd better get Nick

you were great we got away with it the

whole day we're not gonna get punished

I'm gonna get punished

nobody khalas

who's gonna know I'm

gonna know

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you