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colonel maybourne, sir, nid.

General Hammond,
request permission

to beat the crap
out of this man.

I'm not going to hit you,
maybourne.

I'm going to shoot you.

Why didn't you try to escape
when you were with me?

Oh, come on, Jack.

You trusted me.

You rat bastard.

Hey, hey, hey.

Take it easy.

I'm so going to kick your ass.

Going to turn me in?

Actually,

that overwhelming desire
to shoot you has come back.

I helped myself.
I hope you don't mind.

You're eating my dog.

You want it back?

Would you like a beer
to wash it down?

Already got one.

What are you doing here?

I can't drop by an old friend's
house for a little barbecue?

Well, there's that
little treason thing.

Have me arrested.

That's why I'm here.

This is going to be good,
isn't it?

The current administration is
coming to the end of its second term.

I was hoping the
president might consider

one of those special
little pardons they often do

when one doesn't care
about re—election anymore.

Really good.

I heard about what happened
with prometheus.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, nice delivery.

Yeah, I've got to
work on that a little.

Simmons used the
Goa'uld in Adrian Conrad

to hijack the x—303.

He intended to fly to a planet with
a cache of advanced alien weapon ry.

I was really broken up
when I heard Simmons died,

by th e way.

Yeah, we all shed a tear.

What you don't know

is thatthe planet Simmons was
intending to fly to has a Stargate.

Simmons knew?

Sure.

Ultimately, it proved easier
to grab the x—303

than take and hold the sgc
justto use the gate.

The nid's known
about this planet for a while.

I don't have to explain
why they didn't tell you.

So instead,

they're hoarding a secret
that could save the planet.

Oh, I'm sure
they would have come clean

if push came to shove,

but the address
can be yours right now

for what's behind
door number one.

A presidential pardon.

This is the full prize
package, Jack.

I want to go with you
on this one.

You must have had a few
before you came over.

Look, I know you've
questioned my methods

in the past,

but we've always been
fighting for the same thing.

I just want to help make the
world safe from the Goa'uld.

Nice delivery.

Well, thanks for the beer.

Nothing I like
more than a good wien er.

Yes, you are what you eat.

Guess iwon't be
needing this anymore.

What is it?

The address to the planet

with the ancient weapons.

For god's sake.

It won't do you
much good without me.

Why not?

Simmons also didn't know

thatthere's an
impenetrable doorway

protecting the weapon
storage facility

and I have the key.

Did he say how he
came across this key?

No.

You were correct
that it's doubtful

the Pentagon would authorize colonel
maybourne's presence on an offworld mission.

Should we not explore the planet

to which he has
provided the address?

He did risk his butt

just to make the proposition.

Maybe we can get through
the door without him.

If maybourne thinks
it's worth a pardon,

what's on the other side
must be good.

Do it.

Nobody home.

Are you able to translate

any of this, Jonas Quinn?

It's not ancient,
but it's definitely a language

belonging to one the races
of the ancient alliance.

Nox? Asgard?

Furlings.

No.

No, not those guys.

Why?

Oh, I don't know,
ijust can't imagine

cute little furry things
making big, powerful weapons,

that's all.

I don't even know
what they looked like.

"Furling."

Sounds cute and fuzzy to me.

This section says
something like,

"on ly the righteous may pass."

Well, this looks like where
maybourne's key would go.

I'm getting energy readings.

There's a power source
in this arch.

Here.

Sir,

this is definitely something.

What?

I don't know.

I don't recognize
th e tech nology.

But can you make it work?

Well, general, maybourne's
story checks out so far.

There's a doorway there

that Carter thinks
might be atransporter,

but she can't get it to work
without maybourne's key.

What do you recommend, colonel?

Jack...

Harry... I'm trusting you.

You turned yourself in.

What happens from here on out

is up to you.

You can remove the cuffs,
airman.

General, nice to see you again.

Despite your
prior transgressions,

you've shown a willingness to help us
out of some serious situations recently,

andthat is why the president is
willing to proceed in this matter.

You're welcome.

Let's see what you brought.

When do we leave?

I leave right now.

We'll let you know
how itturns out.

Jack...

I thought I was pretty clear.

I go with you, or no deal.

Harry, you're under arrest,

I've got the stone,

and I'm walking out that door.

You're not in a strong
bargaining position.

The only way this mission
will be successful

is if I'm on it.

That stone is useless
without the combination.

How's that?

It was originally found
over 80 years ago

in a pharaoh's tomb in Egypt.

The stone was wrapped

in a scroll with writing on it

that no earth linguist
could decipher.

I was recently able
to get it translated, though.

By whom?

The scroll
contained instructions

for how to use the stone to
access the power of the gods.

That information exists
in one place—...

Right here.

A deal's a deal.

You want to go through the door?

I'm going to be the one
who opens it.

There's gotto be something more

going on here than
he'll admitto.

Of thati have no doubt, sir,

but if he's not willing
to tell us,

we can't force him,

as much as I'd like to try.

Now, this is more like it.

Shall we?

Yes?

You know the real reason
I want to do this?

I've never actually been
through this thing before.

Really?

I ran the off—world
operation from earth,

using a Goa'uld communicator.

Nervous?

Me?

Nah.

I'm justtaking a moment.

Done?

Yeah.

Carter... colon els...

Major... Jonas?

He finished cataloging
the writing

and went to do a
wider sweep with Teal'c.

He translated everything?

No,

he still needs to get
some reference from the sgc.

Says it'll take a while.

Harry...

Right.

What?

I'm sure I've got it right.

Harry...

It should have worked.

Let me take a look.

Harry...

You rotten,
no—good—for—nothing—...

Jack...

You son—of—a—...

Jack!

Major Carter...

What happened?

Where the hell are we?

Damn it, Jack,

why did you have to do that?

Where's the zat?

I don't know.

I don't have it.

Where is it?

It's not here.

I guess it didn't
come through with us.

Why not?

How should I know?

Maybe th e doorway
filters out weapons.

Goa'uld weapons.

All right, you listen to me.

I want a straight answer
from you.

Well, since you're here,

I might as well just show you.

Hey.

Come on.

I'm getting nowhere here.

Jonas, head back to the sgc.

Ask general Hammond
to send up a uav.

If colonel O'Neill has
activated his tracking device,

we should be able
to pinpoint his location.

You couldn't just let me go.

You shot me.

Zatte d.

You're not going back, you know.

Where? Anywhere.

To the Stargate, or earth...

What are you talking about?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe th ey've got a way
to send you back.

I don't think anyone's
supposed to leave.

That's part of the deal.

Who are you talking
about? What deal?

The people at the
place we're going.

Maybou rn e,

have you completely
lostyour mind?

Because if you're suffering,

I'll gladly putyou
out of your misery.

It's an alien utopia.

According to the scroll,
it's supposed to be paradise.

What?

A long time ago,

some people from
an advanced alien society,

well, they chucked it all,

and they formed this small,
isolated utopian community.

They sent out representatives

to meet and evaluate people

from all over the galaxy

and offer them a chance
to join them.

The scroll and the stone
were the invitations.

And there's nothing to do

with the weapons
Simmons was after.

I just figured it was my only way

of getting through the gate.

You know, Harry,

it's not that I can't believe
you lied to me again.

It's that you lied to me again.

Now, come on, Jack,

no one would have let me
through the gate for this.

Would you have even believed me?

And you're sure
this is all worth it.

It couldn't be much worse

than where I've been forced
to hide out lately.

They were closing in on me.

It was only a matter of time.

Besides,

I've got nothing
left on earth anymore.

The money I was supposed to get

for selling the Russian
symbiote to Adrian Conrad

was my last shot
at making a life on earth.

Do something good, and
it turned into a disaster.

Of massive proportions.

I'm tired of running, Jack.

Why should I

when I could have a chance
at retiring in paradise?

I see trees, Harry.

You get that in Colorado.

Ready for launch, sir.

Thank you, sergeant.

Still nothing

from colonel O'Neill
and colonel maybourne, sir.

They've been gone
over two hours now.

We're ready to go.

Sir, I'd like to apologize.

What for?

This is my fault.

I allowed colonel maybourne
to take my weapon.

Major, let's just focus
on finding them right now.

Yes, sir.

You are so lost.

No.

I'm sure this is the right way.

How's that?

It's in this valley.

What's strange

is there's supposed to be
a greeting party.

And, you know, that's all
that's strange about this.

They're supposed to know
when someone uses the doorway.

I was expecting
some sort of welcome.

Mai—tai's, leis?

Well, something.

Cabana boys.

I'll tell you, maybourne,

I don't hear any steel drums...

How old was that invitation?

There's no one here.

I noticed that.

Harry...

This in the brochure?

Major, this technology

is unlike anything
we've come across before.

I know.

We have no reference,
no way to interface.

I'm working on it, doctor.

As you should be.

Right.

I guess I can see why
you'd want to retire here,

given your choices.

Find anything that
might be a doorway back?

No.

You going to kill me?

I'll sleep on it.

Well, I don'tthink
we're walking out of here.

No way of knowing

how far we were transported.

We could be on the
other side of the planet.

Which is why we survive here
until we're rescued.

"Until we're rescued."

Jack, this place
is supposed to be a secret.

The doorway was designed
to keep it that way.

Of course,

we have the only key
known to man.

The least you could have done
is eatthat before you got here.

We're going to need food
and drinkable water.

I've been drinking
the lake straight up

well, that's smart.

I'm not dead yet.

It's early.

Jack,

they're never going to find us.

Th ey've covered
as much territory

as the range of
the uav will allow.

Have you received word
from the tok'ra?

Yeah, they responded
and said they didn't know

when one of their operatives
with access to a ship

would be able to help us.

What are they doing?

I believe they have
completed their analyses.

Excuse me,
where's colonel O'Neill?

I don't see him. Do you?

Did you guys find him
while iwas gone?

We've been here for aweek.

Now, I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty certain

that we could all spend
the rest of our natural lives

trying to figure out
exactly how this thing works,

but you know what?

Even if I could snap my fingers

and turn it on right now,

I'm beginning to doubt

whether it would determine
where it sent colonel O'Neill.

I'd bet almost anything

that the targeting data
is in the artifact

that colonel maybourne used
to open that doorway.

I say when we're done here.

With all due respect, major,

I will submit my report

to general Hammond.

If he's prepared to commit

to a long—term analysis project,

I'm happy to come back
with my big suitcase,

but until then,

if you'll excuse me...

Anything?

Couple of nibbles.

They're down there, though.

Sleep okay?

No. You?

When we first came here,
ithought it was quiet.

Now it's like
I can't keep the noise out.

Insects, animals, I don't know.

I keep hearing things.

They're called birds.

No, no, no,
these are weird sounds.

We're on an alien planet.

Yeah.

Jack, I can't live
on this stuff.

It tastes like arugula.

I hate arugula.

Don't eat it.

We have to eat.

You know, if you keep
standing there,

yakking away, I'm not
going to catch anything.

What was that?

That is just wrong
on so many levels.

Don't ever do that again.

Are you saying
you don't hear things?

No.

Last night,

I swear I heard someone
running around out here.

Spent an hour wandering
around, trying to spot him.

Animals.

No tracks.

You're losing your mind.

You don't findthings
a little spooky around here?

Made so only by your presence.

Yeah, well,

I'm beginning to wonder

if some of the utopians
might still be alive.

There's no evidence of that.

Well, maybe they're here
in another way.

All right,
now you are getting spooky.

Come on, Jack,

you've seen stranger things...

Other dimensions,
planes of existence.

You said it yourself——
This is an alien planet.

So what do you want me to do?

Give me a nine mil.

No.

Oh, come on.

You've got th e p—90.

You sleep with it beside
you, for god's sake.

I just want to be able
to protect myself.

Forget it.

Jack,

iwantthat gun.

Forget it!

You don't like it here,
deal with it.

It's your own damn fault.

You wouldn't care
if I died, would you?

What are you talking about?

Some alien creature comes in and
attacks me in the middle of the night,

hauls me out
while you're sleeping...

You and I
are the only ones here.

Trust me,

the only thing you have
to be afraid of around here

is me.

Yeah.

Sir, a satellite
capable of pinpointing

colonel O'Neill's
tracking device

could cover
a much greater range.

The tok'ra could
retrieve it later by ship

when one became available,

so the actual cost
would be minimal.

Compared to what?

To not getting
the satellite back.

What about the cost
of the delivery system?

Never mind the manpower

required to get it
through the gate

andthen reassemble it
on the other side.

Sir, I don'tthink you can place
avalue on colonel O'Neill's life.

Of course not, but—...

Unscheduled
off—world activation.

We'll continue this later.

We're receiving atransmission.

Audio only.

This is jalrow of the tok'ra.

To whom am I speaking?

General Hammond.

Major Carter, Teal'c, and
Jonas Quinn are also here.

Major, I just
received your message

regarding the disappearance
of colonel O'Neill.

Do you have a ship capable
of scanning a planet?

Yes. In fact, I have already
taken the opportunity

to fly over the planet
in question.

There were no detectable
human life signs.

Are you sure?

Quite sure.

I'm very sorry.

Thank you.

Hammond out.

Jalrow out.

Maybou rn e!

Major Carter...

Teal'c, this is
the women's locker room.

It appears there is
no one else here butyou,

and you are fully clothed.

True.

Are you all right, major Carter?

I'm fine, yeah.

Have you given up hope
of finding O'Neill?

Hope? No,

but I'm starting to think
Dr. Lee is right.

I don't thinkthe doorway
is the answer.

It's been almost
a month, Teal'c.

If there were a way back...

It just...

It feels like
we just lost Daniel,

and I don't know if I can...

Ah, god...

Aah!

You shot me.

I didn't know you were there.

Stay back.

Put that down.

You've wanted to kill me
from the start.

Oh, screw you, maybou rn e.

I was joking.

Look what you did to my leg.

I set the trap for the pig.

With a grenade?

Where are you going?

Harry...

I found something.

Stop eating that plant!

It's messing with
your head, Harry!

Ah, screw you.

General Hammond says he's
considering new sg—I leaders.

You included, major.

We know.

Do you have anything?

Yeah, I was finally able

to come up with some
photos of that arti fact

that maybourne got his hands on.

It's quite old,

making the scroll

a bit difficult to read,

and I'm pretty sure
thatthe markings

on the stone

are just decoration, but...

Teal'c,

wind back thattape.

Stop there.

That was the first
day we were there.

I don't believe it.

It wasn't visible after that.
I forgot it was even there.

What?

The moon.

The doorway device doesn't
use wormhole technology.

It wasn't designed to
send you across the galaxy.

We thought they'd been sent

somewhere else on the
planet, but they haven't.

They've been sent to that moon.

How do you know that?

The big circle

is the planet.

The little circle is the moon.

The line between them

is the path of transportation.

Harry!

Harry!

It was a Goa'uld.

He couldn't bring a weapon
through that door,

so he brought a plant.

It's some kind of
drug or something.

Maybe it was an experiment,

maybe it was supposed to
getthe people to serve him.

I don't know, but it backfired.

These people,

they all killed each other
because of that plant.

You're paranoid.

It's messing with your head.

I'm nottrying to kill you.

Drop it.

Drop it now, or iwill shoot you.

I'm nottrying
to kill you, Harry.

You're losing a lot of blood.

If I don't do something
right now,

you're going to die.

Some retirement
this turned outto be.

How are you doing?

Oh, my head's a little clearer.

How long have I been out?

I don't know.

A day or so.

Really screwed up, didn't I?

It's not your fault.

None of the people here
could stop themselves.

Right from the beginning.

Sorry, Jack.

I never should have
dragged you into this.

Yes, Harry, you've
been a very bad boy.

Hey.

Don't you die on me now.

What difference would it make?

Because we're
about to be rescued.

Oh, that's nice.

Isn't it?

I can't go back.

I'd rather die here than
spend the rest of my life in jail.

Yeah, um...

I've been giving that
some thought.

Ithinkyou've suffered enough.

Hell, I even got to shoot you.

Twice.

Ithinkthetok'ra should be able
to find a nice planet for you.

Thanks, Jack.

Sure, Harry.

Sure.