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Woman: BREAKFAST,
MR. SMITH.

WELL,
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

SHE'S UNDER
THE BEDCLOTHES,

AND HE'S
PLAYING CARDS.

YOU DIDN'T LOOK
THROUGH THE KEYHOLE.

YOU CAN'T
SEE ANYTHING ANYWAY.

I ONLY LISTENED.

SMITH RESIDENCE.

NO, MR. CUSTER,
THEY HAVEN'T COME OUT YET.

WELL, THEY JUST OPENED
THE DOOR FOR BREAKFAST NOW,

BUT THEY DIDN'T
LET OUT ANY DISHES.

I'M RUNNING OUT
OF DISHES.

WELL, THEY'VE BEEN
IN THERE

3 DAYS ALREADY.

WHAT'S THE LONGEST

THEY'VE KEPT
THIS THING UP?

8!

HAS SAMMY GOTTEN
THERE YET?

HE'S JUST COME IN.

IT'S MR. CUSTER.

YES, MR. CUSTER?

NOW, LISTEN, SAMMY,

THAT PAPER'S
GOTTA BE SIGNED.

SO DON'T YOU LEAVE THERE

TILL IT IS SIGNED,
UNDERSTAND?

I'M DEPENDING ON YOU,
SAMMY.

I'LL COME BACK WITH IT
SIGNED, MR. CUSTER.

TAKE ME TO THE ROOM.

MR. SMITH?

MR. SMITH, IT'S ME
SAMMY, FROM THE OFFICE.

Sammy: MR. CUSTER SAYS
YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN THIS.

WE CAN'T KEEP
POSTPONING THE CASE.

PUSH IT
UNDER THE DOOR.

I'M PUTTING IT

UNDER THE DOOR,
MR. SMITH.

SEE.

YOU SIGNED IT
IN PENCIL.

Smith: I HAVEN'T GOT
ANY INK.

IT'S NO GOOD
IN PENCIL.

WELL, THEN GO OVER IT
WITH A PEN.

BUT THAT'S FORGERY!

NO, IT ISN'T.

ANYWAY,
NOBODY'D KNOW.

BUT, MR. SMITH,
I TAKE

MY BAR EXAMINATION
NEXT JUNE.

I COULD
GET INTO TROUBLE.

GIVE ME A PEN.

THANK YOU,
MR. SMITH.

THOUGHT I LEFT, HUH?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO

IF I WALKED OUT
THAT DOOR?

LEAVE ME?

FOREVER?

AS LONG AS WE LIVE,

WE MUST NEVER CHANGE
THAT RULE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, IF EVERY
MARRIED COUPLE HAD IT,

THERE'D NEVER BE
A DIVORCE.

THEY OUGHT TO PUT IT
IN THE MARRIAGE CEREMONY.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO LEAVE THE BEDROOM

AFTER A QUARREL
UNLESS YOU'VE MADE UP.

WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.

EVENTUALLY
YOU'D HAVE TO MAKE UP.

MOST MEN CAN'T AFFORD
TO STAY AWAY

FROM THE OFFICE
3 DAYS AT A CRACK.

REMEMBER THE 8-DAY
SESSION?

AND THE 6?

YEAH, THERE WERE 2 6s.

2?

ONE CHRISTMAS WEEK
AND, UH...

THE OTHER ONE

THE WEEKEND
OF THE YALE GAME.

THAT WAS REALLY
5 AND A HALF.

WE STARTED
IN THE AFTERNOON.

HOW ABOUT SOME
BREAKFAST, WOMAN?

AIN'T WE MANLY?

WE'VE GOT RESPECT
FOR EACH OTHER AS PERSONS.

THAT'S OUR BIG TRICK.
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MAN AND WOMAN,
ALL RIGHT.

BUT PERSON TO PERSON,

THAT'S IMPORTANT
IN A MARRIAGE, TOO.

MM-HMM.

MAKE LIKE THIS.

YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE'D BE FRIENDS

IF WE WERE MEN OR WOMEN,
DON'T YOU?

MM-HMM.

RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER
AS INDIVIDUALS,

THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

TO ALWAYS
TELL THE TRUTH,

NO MATTER
WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES.

YOU KNOW, I THINK IF WE TOLD
EACH OTHER JUST ONE LIE

WE'D HAVE TO ADMIT
WE FAILED, WOULDN'T WE?

MM-HMM.

AND WHAT WOULD WE
HAVE LEFT?

A MARRIAGE
LIKE OTHER PEOPLE'S.

DOUBT, DISTRUST,

GOING ON WITH EACH OTHER
BECAUSE IT'S THE EASIEST WAY.

MM-HMM.

YOUR BARBER'S
SHAVING YOU TOO CLOSE.

I WISH YOU'D TALK
TO HIM.

MM-HMM.

YOU KNOW,
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.

NO, MY DEAR,
IT WAS MINE.

IT WAS MY FAULT,
DEAR.

UH-UH.
MINE, DARLING.

I SHOULDN'T BE JEALOUS
SO MUCH

AND I SHOULD, UH...

LAY OFF YOUR FAMILY.

A WIFE SHOULD
CONDUCT HERSELF

TO PLEASE HER HUSBAND.

THAT'S ONE OF THE RULES
I'M GOING TO MAKE.

ANOTHER ONE?

MM-HMM.

WHAT'S THE DATE TODAY?

UH, DARLING, I THINK
I'D BETTER BE RUNNING ALONG.

OH, NO, HONEY.
NOT JUST YET.

REMEMBER
RULE NUMBER 7?

YES, BUT I THOUGHT
WE'D GIVEN THAT ONE UP.

IT ALWAYS GOT US
INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE.

IF WE EVER GIVE UP ONE,

THAT MEANS
WE'RE GIVING UP

JUST THAT MUCH OF OUR
WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP.

THAT WE'RE LETTING DOWN.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME
TO FEEL THAT, WOULD YOU?

BUT THOSE QUESTIONS
YOU ASK EACH MONTH.

ABOUT THAT TRIP
I TOOK TO PARIS

THE YEAR I GRADUATED
FROM COLLEGE.

I WAS ONLY 21.

WELL, I FORGAVE
YOU THAT.

SHOOT.

IF YOU HAD IT ALL
TO DO OVER AGAIN,

WOULD YOU
HAVE MARRIED ME?

HONESTLY, NO.

NOT THAT I WANT TO BE
MARRIED TO ANYONE ELSE.

BUT I THINK THAT
WHEN A MAN MARRIES,

HE GIVES UP A CERTAIN AMOUNT
OF FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE.

IF I HAD TO DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN,

I THINK I WOULD
STAY SINGLE.

WE WANTED ME
TO ANSWER YOU TRUTHFULLY

BECAUSE WE RESPECT
EACH OTHER.

WE'RE HONEST
WITH EACH OTHER.

YOUR FEELINGS
AREN'T HURT, ARE THEY?

NO, NO. IT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.

I WAS GETTING
INTO TROUBLE.

I'M NOT ANGRY
IN THE LEAST.

OH, YES, YOU ARE.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I WAS ONLY ANSWERING
A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION

OF WHAT I WOULD DO

IF I HAD TO DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN.

DAVID, IF YOU WANT
YOUR FREEDOM,

I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE KIND OF A WIFE

WHO CLINGS
TO HER HUSBAND

WHEN SHE'S NOT WANTED.

DARLING, I DO WANT
TO BE MARRIED TO YOU.

I LOVE YOU.
I WORSHIP YOU.

I AM USED TO YOU.

HOW DO WE ALWAYS
GET INTO THESE THINGS?

MY ONLY HOLD ON YOU

IS THAT
YOU'RE USED TO ME.

OH, DARLING, YOU'VE GOT
THE WHOLE THING WRONG.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.

YOU ARE MY
LITTLE GIRL. I...

NOW DON'T CRY.

DON'T CRY.

FORGIVE ME?

SAY YOU FORGIVE ME.

NOW CAN I GO TO WORK?

I'LL COME BACK EARLY,

AND I MEAN EARLY.

DON'T WORK TOO HARD,
DARLING.

MORNING.

GOOD MORNING,
MR. SMITH.

GOOD MORNING,
MR. SMITH.

WELL, MORNING,
DAVID.

MORNING, JEFF.

WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW SHE IS.

YOU'VE GOT TO HUMOR HER
IN THESE THINGS.

DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME,
DAVID.

I ENVY YOU FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

I WISH I WAS IN YOUR SHOES.

YEAH, SHE'S A GREAT KID.

IT CERTAINLY PILES UP,
DOESN'T IT?

YEAH, WHAT IS IT,
SUNNY?

THERE'S A MR. DEEVER
BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU.

HE WON'T TELL ME
HIS BUSINESS.

HE SAYS IT'S
SOMETHING PRIVATE.

WELL,
SEND HIM IN.

WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU
TO YOUR MISERIES, DAVID.

WHAT ABOUT LUNCH AT THE CLUB,
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT?

I'LL TRY
AND MAKE IT, JEFF.

MR. DEEVER.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW DO YOU DO?

UH, WON'T YOU
SIT DOWN?

UH...

WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?

WERE YOU MARRIED IN BEECHAM
IN MARCH 1937?

YES, I WAS.

WELL, YOU KNOW,

BEECHAM IS ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER.

AND IT WAS ALWAYS INCORPORATED
IN BRENDER COUNTY.

BUT, YOU SEE,
BRENDER COUNTY IS IN IDAHO.

AND SO, UH...

WELL...

YOU FOLLOW ME,
DON'T YOU?

YES. YES.

WELL, WE IN BEECHAM
FOUND OUT WE HAD NO RIGHT

TO BE INCORPORATED
IN BRENDER COUNTY.

BECAUSE, FROM THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE BASS RIVER,

WE BELONG IN NEVADA.

YES. WELL,
WELL, WELL.

YEAH. WELL,
WE JUST FOUND OUT

THAT ANYBODY WHO GOT MARRIED
BETWEEN 1936 AND NOW,

WITH AN IDAHO LICENSE
IN NEVADA...

WELL, IT ISN'T LEGAL.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT ISN'T LEGAL?

NOW, NOW, NOW.
I DON'T WANT YOU

TO BE FRIGHTENED,
OR UPSET, OR ANYTHING.

BUT THERE'S BEEN
A KIND OF A MISTAKE.

YOU'RE
NOT LEGALLY MARRIED.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, OH, OH, YOU REALLY ARE
MARRIED AND EVERYTHING,

BUT THERE'S A LITTLE
TECHNICALITY.

IT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT,
YOU UNDERSTAND,

COMMON LAW AND EVERYTHING.

BUT WE FIGURED IN CASE
OF...DEATHS,

AND WILLS AND BIRTHS--
YOU KNOW, CHILDREN--

WE FIGURE
IT'D BE BETTER

IF EVERYBODY KIND
OF GOT MARRIED AGAIN,

JUST TO BE
ON THE SAFE SIDE.

AND THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

IS SENDING ME AROUND
TO EVERYBODY TO TELL THEM.

AND WE GIVE YOU
YOUR $2.00 BACK.

YOU CAN USE IT
TO GET ANOTHER LICENSE.

KIND OF FUNNY,
ISN'T IT?

HEH HEH HEH.
YEAH.

I BEEN DOING THIS 2 WEEKS NOW,
JUST IN NEW YORK.

A LOT OF COUPLES
CAME TO NEW YORK.

I HAD A HARD TIME
LOCATING THEM.

YEAH. HA HA.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE
GOING NOW, MR. SMITH.

I HOPE YOU DON'T
HOLD THIS AGAINST BEECHAM.

IT REALLY WASN'T
OUR FAULT.

OH, NO,
NOT AT ALL.

IS THAT YOUR WIFE?

UH-HUH.

WAS SHE
ANNIE KRAUSHEIMER?

YES, YES.

SHE LIVED RIGHT
ACROSS FROM BEECHAM.

THAT'S HOW WE HAPPENED
TO GET MARRIED THERE.

DID YOU KNOW HER?

DID I KNOW HER?

WHY, WHEN SHE
WAS THIS HIGH,

SHE AND MY KID SISTER
USED TO GO RUNNING

IN AND OUT OF THE HOUSE
ALL THE TIME.

I REMEMBER LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY.

I CAN'T GET OVER THAT.

I GUESS SHE'S
CHANGED SOME, HUH?

WELL, SHE'S CHANGED
A LITTLE.

SHE ONCE CHASED
A DOG CATCHER

A HALF A MILE
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

WELL, SHE HASN'T CHANGED
AS MUCH AS YOU THINK.

SURE IS A FINE LOOKING
WOMAN.

TELL HER I WAS ASKING
FOR HER, WILL YOU?

OLD HARRY DEEVER.
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.

INDEED I WILL.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MR. DEEVER.

GOOD-BYE, MR. SMITH.

GOOD-BYE.

UH, YOU CAN FIND
YOUR WAY OUT?

Deever: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THANK YOU.

AHEM.

Sunny:
YES, MR. SMITH?

GET ME MY HOME.

HELLO?

OH, HELLO, DEAR.

YES, DARLING.

WHERE DO YOU THINK

I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

NO.

NO.

NO.

MAMA LUCY'S.

HONEY.

I DIDN'T THINK
YOU EVEN REMEMBERED

THE NAME OF THE PLACE.

WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE
SINCE BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED.

OH, I LOVE YOU.

YOU WANT TO PICK ME UP
HERE ABOUT 6:00?

BYE, DARLING.

OH, OH, DRIVER.
I'LL GET OFF HERE.

WELL, DEAR,
I MUST BE GOING.

ALL RIGHT,
MOTHER, DEAR.

MR. HARRY DEEVER.

HE SAYS YOU REMEMBER HIM

FROM ACROSS THE RIVER
IN BEECHAM.

OH, YES.
SHOW HIM IN, LILY.

HARRY DEEVER?

BERTHA DEEVER'S
BROTHER.

WHY, HARRY DEEVER,

THIS IS QUITE
A SURPRISE.

HELLO, ANNIE.

HELLO,
MRS. KRAUSHEIMER.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER
YOU'D REMEMBER ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN NEW YORK?

OH, I'M HERE
ON BUSINESS.

HOW'S YOUR WIFE?

SHE'S FINE,
THANKS.

AND HOW'S BERTHA?

SHE'S FINE, TOO.

MARRIED TO
A DAIRY FARMER IN BOISE.

GOT 4 CHILDREN.
ALL GIRLS.

WELL,
GOOD FOR BERTHA.

SIT DOWN, WON'T YOU,
AND HAVE SOME TEA.

NO, THANKS.

I GOT A LOT TO DO.

ONLY DROPPED IN
FOR A SECOND.

CERTAINLY MAKES
ME FEEL GOOD

TO MEET SOMEBODY

FROM OUR NECK
OF THE WOODS.

SAY, THIS IS
QUITE A CITY.

EVERY NIGHT'S
SATURDAY.

ANNIE, YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED A BIT

FROM THE LITTLE GIRL
WHO USED TO GO

RUNNING IN AND OUT
OF THE HOUSE.

I'D OF RECOGNIZED YOU
IN A MINUTE.

WHY, HARRY DEEVER,
THAT'S THE NICEST THING

YOU COULD HAVE SAID
TO ME.

I DID RECOGNIZE YOU.

ONLY SAW YOUR PICTURE
ON YOUR HUSBAND'S DESK,

AND RECOGNIZED YOU
RIGHT OFF.

SAY, HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING
FELLOW.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING
WITH MY HUSBAND?

WELL...

YOU KNOW, BEECHAM IS ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER.

AND IT WAS ALWAYS
INCORPORATED

IN BRENDER COUNTY...

BETWEEN 1936 AND NOW,

YOU'RE NOT
LEGALLY MARRIED.

WHY, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

OH, IT'S NOTHING.

I GAVE YOUR HUSBAND
HIS $2.00 BACK

AND HE DON'T LOSE A CENT
ON THE WHOLE THING.

YOU JUST GET MARRIED
AGAIN.

I SHOULD HOPE SO.

NOW, MOTHER,
DON'T GET EXCITED.

IT'S REALLY NOTHING,
MRS. KRAUSHEIMER.

NOTHING?

HOW DOES IT LOOK?

WELL, NOW, MOTHER,
DON'T WORRY.

DAVID WILL DO ALL RIGHT
BY YOUR LITTLE GIRL.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE DAVID'S
ALREADY CALLED UP

AND WANTS US
TO HAVE DINNER FOR 2

AT MAMA LUCY'S.

HE'LL MARRY ME
TONIGHT.

I HOPE SO.

CAN I DRIVE YOU
SOMEWHERE, MR. DEEVER?

OH, THANKS,
MRS. KRAUSHEIMER.

I'D APPRECIATE IT.

GIVE MY LOVE TO BERTHA
AND THOSE 4 GIRLS.

THANKS.
AND GOOD-BYE, ANNIE.

GOOD-BYE.

I DO HOPE EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

MOTHER, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, YOU CALL ME UP
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS.

IF NOTHING HAPPENS.

NOW, DON'T WORRY,
DARLING.

GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

UH, LILY?

YOU KNOW
THAT LITTLE BOLERO SUIT

THAT'S HANGING
IN THE CLOSET?

YES, MA'AM.

WELL, I WAS MARRIED
IN THAT SUIT

AND I WANT TO WEAR IT
TONIGHT.

ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?

WELL, YOU KNOW THAT

BETTER THAN I DO,
MA'AM.

WELL, GET IT, LILY.

INHALE, MRS. SMITH.
INHALE.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
HANGING IN A CLOSET

SHRINKING SO MUCH.

HOW ARE YOU,
MRS. SMITH?

FINE. FINE.

MRS. SMITH'S HERE.

HELLO, DARLING.

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO BUY ANY MORE NEW CLOTHES.

YOU LOOK KIND OF CUTE.

OH, YOU KNOW,

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
MAMA LUCY'S.

UH, DO YOU THINK

WE'LL GET
THE SAME TABLE?

OH, SURE.

IT'LL BE COVERED IN
A CHECKERED TABLECLOTH

AND THERE'LL BE A CANDLE
IN AN OLD CHIANTI BOTTLE.

AND ROSA,
THE FORTUNE TELLER.

YOU KNOW, I EVEN LOVE
THE SMELL OF THE PLACE.

EITHER OUR NOSES
HAVE CHANGED,

OR THEY'VE BUILT
A LIVERY STABLE

AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

WELL, IT'S
NOT EXACTLY CHANEL 5.

LET'S GO IN.

THE PLACE
HAS CHANGED A LITTLE.

CUSTOMERS.

IS MAMA LUCY HERE?

I'M MAMA LUCY.

UH, YOU'VE CHANGED
A LITTLE, TOO.

SHE WENT BACK
TO THE OLD COUNTRY.

UH--UH,
WAIT A MINUTE.

WE'D LIKE TO EAT HERE.

YOU WANT TO EAT HERE?

YES, IF YOU HAVEN'T
ANY OBJECTIONS.

YOU GOT NO OBJECTION,
I'VE GOT NO OBJECTION.

WHERE YOU LIKE TO SIT?

WELL, WE USED TO
COME HERE YEARS AGO

AND THERE USED TO BE
TABLES OUTSIDE.

WOULD IT BE
TOO MUCH TROUBLE

TO HAVE IT THE WAY
IT USED TO BE?

ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE
A 45 CENT OR A 65 CENT DINNER?

65.

OK.

TABLECLOTH
ISN'T CHECKERED.

IT'S DIRTY ENOUGH
SO IT LOOKS CHECKERED.

CANDLE STUCK
IN A BEER BOTTLE

ISN'T THE SAME, IS IT?

HAVEN'T THEY EVER SEEN
ANYBODY EAT BEFORE?

LET'S JUST
OUT-STARE THEM.

THAT'LL MAKE THEM
EMBARRASSED.

EAT YOUR SOUP, DEAR.

THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THAT SOUP.

IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.

WHY DOESN'T THE CAT
EAT THE SOUP?

ANIMALS KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.

YOU NOTICE
HE ATE THE OLIVES.

THE PITS, TOO.

WELL, THAT'S ROUGHAGE.

MAKE THE BEST OF IT,
DARLING.

DON'T LET IT SPOIL
OUR EVENING.

THAT CAT KNOWS SOMETHING.

WHERE SHALL WE GO
AFTER THIS?

HOME.

HOME?

WELL, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED
TO GO SOMEPLACE

BEFORE WE GO HOME?

ALL TOGETHER, IT WOULD
MAKE IT TOO LATE.

I'D GIVE 5 BUCKS

TO SEE THAT CAT
TAKE A SIP OF THAT SOUP.

DAVID?

YES, DEAR?

TELL ME WHAT YOU DO
A DAY IN THE OFFICE.

YOU KNOW, JUST A SIMPLE
DAY LIKE TODAY.

FROM THE TIME
YOU CAME IN

TILL YOU WENT HOME,
WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, UH...

JUST A LOT OF SMOOCH.

IT'S DULLER THAN
DISHWATER, REALLY.

OH, NO, IT ISN'T.
I'M VERY INTERESTED.

WHAT SORT OF THINGS
GO ON IN A DAY?

WHO DID YOU SEE?

PLEASE
TRY AND REMEMBER.

WELL, NOW, LET ME SEE.

OH, YES, YES, YEAH.

SOME SUCKER CAME IN AND
WANTED HIS ALIMONY REDUCED.

ANOTHER GUY CAME IN

AND WANTED ME
TO RUB OUT A NAME

IN HIS
GRANDMOTHER'S WILL.

AND, UH,
THAT'S ABOUT ALL.

I SPENT MOST OF THE DAY
IN CONFERENCE WITH JEFF.

THINGS PILE UP IN 3 DAYS.

WONDER IF HE'LL TAKE
A LITTLE SOUP?

COME ON.

NO.

NO, HE WON'T.

DOESN'T THAT MEAN
SOMETHING?

I WANT A STOMACH PUMP.

Waiter: NICE CAT, EH?

YEAH.

I'M UNLUCKY
WITH CATS HERE.

THE THIRD CAT
THIS WEEK.

THEY GET RUN OVER...

I THINK.

YOUR NAME MRS. SMITH?

YES. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

YOUR MOTHER
IS IN THE KITCHEN.

ON THE PHONE.

OH. WELL,
IT MUST BE

ABOUT
OUR RED CROSS GROUP.

HELLO. MOTHER?

NOT EXACTLY.

HE'S TEASING ME.

HE THINKS HE'S BEING
ROMANTIC ABOUT IT.

MOTHER,
ARE YOU CRYING?

OH, MY POOR BABY.

THANK HEAVEN
YOUR FATHER IS DEAD.

LISTEN TO ME NOW.

UNDER NO CONDITIONS--
DO YOU HEAR ME--

ARE YOU TWO TO...

WHY, MOTHER!
OF COURSE NOT.

YES, MOTHER.

IF WORSE
COMES TO WORSE,

I'LL SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU.

OH, GOOD NIGHT, MY LOVE.

GOOD NIGHT.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

YES.

DARLING, I HAVE A LITTLE
SECRET TO TELL YOU.

OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
WHAT IS IT, DEAR?

YOU'RE A GREAT KID.

IT'S...GETTING
RATHER LATE

IF WE HAVE
TO GO ANYPLACE,

IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

I GET IT.

WAITER, CHECK.

GLASSES, DEAR.

GLASSES?

DON'T WANT TO DRINK
OUT OF THE BOTTLE,

DO YOU?

GET GOING, ANNIE.

KEEP TWIRLING IT,
HONEY.

YOU BEAST! YOU KNOW
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.

YOU WERE NEVER
GOING TO TELL ME.

I WAS GOING
TO TELL YOU, ANNIE.

I WAS GOING TO
TELL YOU LATER.

LATER? HOW MUCH LATER
COULD YOU HAVE TOLD ME?

NOW THERE'S NO NEED
IN GOING ON LIKE THIS.

YOU WERE GOING
TO WAIT UNTIL...

AND THEN THROW ME ASIDE
LIKE A SQUEEZED LEMON.

"SQUEEZED LEMON."
DON'T DRAMATIZE THIS.

I'VE GIVEN YOU THE BEST
YEARS OF MY LIFE,

AND YOU WERE WILLING
TO GO ON AND ON.

I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A SUSPICION ABOUT YOU.

SO DID MY MOTHER.

YOUR FOREHEAD
SLANTS BACK TOO MUCH.

WILL YOU PLEASE
LET ME SAY SOME--

DON'T TOUCH ME.

BUT, ANNIE, I--

GET OUT OF HERE.

GO ON. GO ON. YOU'RE
NOT STAYING HERE.

BUT WE CAN'T LEAVE
THE BEDROOM

UNTIL AFTER
WE'VE MADE UP.

YOU'RE NOT IN
THE BEDROOM. GET OUT!

ANNIE, LISTEN TO ME.

I KNOW YOU
FOR WHAT YOU ARE.

I'M LUCKY I FOUND YOU OUT.
YOU'RE GOING OUT OF HERE.

THOSE ARE MY CLOTHES.

NEVER COME BACK.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU
AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE.

HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

GOOD EVENING,
MR. SMITH.

GOOD EVENING,
THOMAS.

HAVE YOU A ROOM

FOR A MEMBER WHO
PAYS HIS DUES?

I'M SURE WE HAVE.

QUITE A NOVELTY
SEEING YOU, SIR.

DON'T REMEMBER YOUR HAVING
SPENT A NIGHT HERE IN 3 YEARS.

THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

HEY. LOOK OUT.

ARE YOU HURT?

HELLO, SMITH.

HELLO.

BENSON. CHUCK BENSON.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?

YOU AND I PLAYED
TOGETHER IN A FOURSOME

IN LAST YEAR'S
GOLF TOURNAMENT.

YEAH. HOW ARE YOU?

FINE. HOW ARE YOU?

OH, WELL, I'VE GOT KIND OF
A LITTLE CRICK IN MY NECK,

AND I THOUGHT THIS
MIGHT WORK IT OUT.

YEAH. I HAD A FIGHT
WITH MY WIFE, TOO.

IT WASN'T EXACTLY
A FIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND?

WHENEVER 2 PEOPLE
HAVE A FIGHT,

THE WOMAN ALWAYS GOES
HOME TO HER MOTHER.

BUT WHEN MY WIFE
AND I HAVE A FIGHT,

I HAVE TO GET
OUT OF THE HOUSE.

HUH.

HOW DO YOU GET BACK?

SIMPLEST THING
IN THE WORLD.

IGNORE IT.
IGNORE THE WHOLE THING.

THE NEXT DAY, THEY'RE
DYING TO SEE YOU.

TAKE IT FROM ME,
BROTHER.

I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE.

YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

JUST GO TO THE OFFICE,

DON'T EVEN TELEPHONE,

SHE WORRIES WHY
DON'T I COME BACK.

AND WHEN I DO
GET BACK, WHY...

THANK YOU, JOE.

WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?

WHAT CAN YOU
DO FOR ME?

WHAT'S THIS?

A CHAIN TO KEEP
PEOPLE OUT.

WELL, OPEN IT UP.

MISS KRAUSHEIMER'S
NOT AT HOME.

MISS KRAUSHEIMER'S
NOT AT HOME.

I'M GOING TO COME IN
AND WAIT.

YOU OPEN THAT UP,
OR I'LL FIRE YOU.

YOU'RE NOT FIRING ME.

I WAS THE MIDWIFE
FOR ANNIE

WHEN SHE WAS BORN.

I KNOW HOW YOU'VE BEEN
ACTING TOWARDS HER,

AND ALL I CAN SAY
OF WHAT SHE'S DONE

IS IT'S ABOUT TIME.

HEY!

WHAT ABOUT MY PEN?

THANK YOU

FOR A WONDERFUL
EVENING.

Gentleman: I'LL
TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS.

OH, NO, NO. THAT'S
QUITE ALL RIGHT,

MR. FLUGLE. I HAD
A WONDERFUL TIME.

I DID, TOO,
MISS KRAUSHEIMER.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.

OH, NO, NO, NO,
MR. FLUGLE.

WELL, THEY CAN'T
RULE YOU OUT FOR TRYING.

THAT'S RIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
GOOD NIGHT.

OPEN THAT DOOR.

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

OH, NOW
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I SAW YOU DOWNSTAIRS
WITH THAT OLD GOAT.

OPEN THAT DOOR.

I'M NOT GONNA
STAND FOR THIS.

THERE'S YOUR PEN.

ANNIE, YOU OPEN
THAT DOOR.

WHEN THEY COME BACK
A SECOND NIGHT,

THINGS ARE BAD.

GO ON, GO ON.

NOW.

NOW WHAT?

ARE YOU GOING TO STOP

THIS SILLY FARCE,
OR AREN'T YOU?

I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK

PILED UP FOR ME
AT THE OFFICE.

I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH

A 3-DAY SESSION
OF THIS NONSENSE,

AND I HAVEN'T
ANY MORE TIME

FOR THESE GAMES
OF YOURS.

YOU CAN COME HOME NOW,

AND I'M WILLING NOT
TO DISCUSS IT ANYMORE.

THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.

WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO?

MY WIFE.

WE'RE NOT MARRIED.

ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?

CERTAINLY
WE'RE MARRIED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

AFTER 3 YEARS
WE'RE NOT MARRIED?

LEGALLY,
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.

OH, FOR--ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL GET MARRIED.

DOES THAT
SATISFY YOU?

"WE'LL GET MARRIED."

THAT'S A NICE,
SNARLY PROPOSAL.

LISTEN HERE. YOU HAD
A HARD ENOUGH JOB

TO GET ME
TO MARRY YOU BEFORE,

AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU.

BUT I DO NOW,
AND HOW I KNOW YOU.

AND IF ANYONE ASKS YOU,
YOU'RE NO BARGAIN.

WELL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH ME?

I DON'T WANT THIS DISCUSSION
TO RUN INTO HOURS.

I'M VERY BUSY.

NAME ONE THING ABOUT ME
YOU DON'T LIKE.

ONE THING.

MY, AREN'T WE VAIN?

ONE THING I AM NOT
IS VAIN.

WHAT ABOUT THAT TAR STUFF

YOU KEEP RUBBING
IN YOUR HAIR

THAT SMELLS UP
MY WHOLE BEDROOM?

I AM ONLY TRYING

TO SAVE MY HAIR
FOR YOU.

AND YOU'RE
A FINE ONE TO TALK--

GOING TO BED WITH
THOSE ALUMINUM CLIPS

IN YOUR HAIR.

YOU TURNED OVER
ONE NIGHT

AND CUT ME
IN 20 PLACES.

YOU NEEDN'T WORRY.
YOU WON'T BE CUT ANYMORE.

I'M NOT GONNA STAND
ANY MORE OF THIS,

AND THAT'S MY FINAL
WORD ON THE MATTER.

NICE TO HAVE MET YOU.

I'M NOT GOING
TO SUPPORT YOU.

WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT?

FINE.

NO. I MEAN IT.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
ANY MORE MONEY.

WHO ASKED YOU?

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I'M DOING THIS
RELUCTANTLY.

SUITS ME.

KEEP THE CHANGE.

YOU'RE NOT BEING
VERY PRACTICAL.

HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE?

I SAID, HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE?

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING, BUD?

ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING?

YES.

CAN I HELP YOU?

YES. YOU TAKE THIS AISLE
HERE, AND I'LL--

NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL FIND IT FOR MYSELF.

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE
YOU A LOT OF TROUBLE.

I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED
WITH THE MERCHANDISE.

NO. I'D JUST RATHER
RUN ACROSS IT MYSELF.

SOMETHING
IN LADY'S LINGERIE?

YES. YES, SOMETHING
IN LADY'S LINGERIE.

WELL, THAT'S--

DON'T TELL ME.
IT'S A GAME I'M PLAYING.

THAT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT.

I SEE YOU. YOU MIGHT
AS WELL COME UP.

ANYTHING I CAN DO
FOR YOU, SIR?

ARE YOU CRAZY?
WILL YOU PLEASE

DO ME A FAVOR
AND COME HOME?

I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE

IN COURT
THIS MORNING.

WELL, I'M SORRY, SIR.

I THINK YOU HAVE
THE WRONG DEPARTMENT.

WE HAVE NOTHING
HERE FOR YOU.

ARE YOU GONNA COME OUT
OF HERE PEACEFULLY,

OR WILL I HAVE
TO CARRY YOU?

AND THE MOST WONDERFUL
FEATURE OF THESE,

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LAUNDER THEM.

YOU MERELY THROW THEM AWAY.
JUST THROW THEM AWAY.

THAT SUITS ME.

OH, NO.

LEAVE ME ALONE.
DON'T YOU--

WHY, MISS KRAUSHEIMER,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO THE CUSTOMER?

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
LOOK WHO'S GOT WHO.

I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO RELEASE OUR SALES CLERK.

DO YOU WANT TO TRY
AND MAKE ME RELEASE HER?

IF YOU'RE NOT PLEASED
WITH THIS CLERK,

I'LL BE HAPPY
TO GET YOU ANOTHER.

I'M PLEASED WITH HER,
ALL RIGHT,

BUT SHE'S NO CLERK.
SHE'S MY WIFE.

YOUR WIFE?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI AM NOT.

MISS KRAUSHEIMER,

\h\h\h\hWE UNDERSTOOD
YOU WERE A SINGLE WOMAN.

\h\h\h\hAS AN AID TO
THE UNEMPLOYMENT CRISIS,

\h\h\h\hIT IS OUR POLICY
NOT TO EMPLOY MARRIED WOMEN.

AND QUITE RIGHT, TOO.

I AM NOT MARRIED.

SHE'S MARRIED,
ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THIS UP
WITH THE HEAD OF THE FIRM.

WELL, JUST
TAKE ME TO HIM.

LET'S ALL GO.

THIS WAY, PLEASE.

OH...

THIS GENTLEMEN CLAIMS

HE'S MARRIED TO OUR
MISS KRAUSHEIMER.

WE ARE NOT MARRIED.

WE'RE MARRIED,
ALL RIGHT.

YOU UNDERSTAND,
MISS KRAUSHEIMER,

IT IS NOT OUR POLICY
TO EMPLOY MARRIED WOMEN.

I TOLD HER THAT.

I TELL YOU WE ARE
NOT MARRIED, MR. FLUGLE.

SHE'S MARRIED. WHERE DID
YOU MEET THIS MONKEY?

SYLVIA INTRODUCED
ME TO HIM.

THAT'S THE LAST TIME

I WANT YOU TO TALK
TO SYLVIA.

I NEVER LIKED HER VERY MUCH
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MR. FLUGLE, I TELL YOU
I AM A SINGLE GIRL.

SHE IS NOT, YOU OLD GOAT.

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
TAKING OUT INNOCENT GIRLS

THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU GIVE
THEM A JOB IN THIS DUMP?

I AM NOT INNOCENT.

THERE YOU ARE.
SHE ADMITS IT.

SHE'S MY WIFE.

I DIDN'T
ADMIT ANYTHING.

ARE YOU REFERRING TO ME
AS AN OLD GOAT?

OH, SIT DOWN.

THE STORE DETECTIVES.

I'LL GET
THE STORE DETECTIVES.

YES. I'LL GET
THE STORE...

WELL, ARE YOU
SATISFIED NOW?

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT THE OFFICE.

WILL YOU MAKE UP
WITH ME?

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO
MAKE UP WITH YOU EVER.

FOR HEAVEN SAKE, ANN,

WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

IN THE MORNING, I SAID

THAT IF I HAD TO DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN,

I WOULDN'T WANT
TO MARRY YOU.

AND NOW I HAVE A CHANCE
TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN,

AND I WANT TO COME BACK.

DOESN'T THAT CONVINCE YOU

THAT I WANT TO STAY
MARRIED TO YOU?

OH, I BELIEVE THAT YOU
WANT TO GET MARRIED AGAIN,

AND I'M VERY FLATTERED, BUT
I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU.

I'VE THOUGHT IT ALL OVER,
AND I'M NOT INTERESTED.

WELL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH ME?

WELL, I DON'T
LIKE YOUR TEMPER.

YOU'RE JEALOUS.

YOU'RE ALWAYS
KNOCKING PEOPLE DOWN.

IF YOU ARE REFERRING
TO NEW YEAR'S EVE,

I DON'T THINK THAT
THAT DRUNK HAD ANY RIGHT

TO PICK UP YOUR GARTER
AND WAVE IT AROUND.

IT WASN'T MY GARTER.

I SHOWED YOU
BOTH MY GARTERS.

THAT WAS AFTER YOU'D GONE
INTO THE LADIES ROOM

AND GOTTEN JULIE'S GARTERS.

THEY WERE
MY GARTERS.

THEY WERE
JULIE'S GARTERS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW

THEY WERE JULIE'S
GARTERS?

I KNOW THEY WEREN'T
YOUR GARTERS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU TWO ARE SELLING,

BUT DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE
TO GET THIS CROWD AROUND?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
LICENSE?

RUN ON ABOUT
YOUR BUSINESS.

GO ON AND HIT HIM,
WHY DON'T YOU?

KNOCK HIM DOWN.
GO AHEAD.

MADAM, I WOULDN'T
ADVISE YOUR FRIEND

TO STRIKE AN OFFICER
IN THIS TOWN.

WELL, OFFICER,
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

I DON'T EVEN
KNOW THIS MAN.

OH. BEAT IT, BUDDY.
COME ON, YOU GO THIS WAY,

AND YOU GO VISIT
COLUMBUS CIRCLE.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

GO ON, SCATTER.
BREAK IT UP.

WAIT JUST--YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME.

COME IN.

HELLO, DAVID.

HELLO.

I POSTPONED
THE AMANDA CASE FOR YOU

AND SET BACK
THE DUFFY HEARING

AND ASKED
FOR A CONTINUANCE

AGAINST
THE STREETCAR COMPANY.

FINE. THAT'S FINE.

I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
TO DO SOMETHING, DAVID.

I'LL GET MY WORK
CLEANED UP

IN NO TIME AT ALL.

I CAN'T SEEM TO

GET MY MIND ON IT
RIGHT NOW.

OH, THAT'S
ALL RIGHT, DAVID.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
GOING TO ASK YOU YET.

SURE. ANYTHING
YOU WANT. YOU KNOW.

I'D LIKE TO
HAVE YOU DROP IN

AT YOUR OWN HOME
TONIGHT.

AFTER DINNER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, I TOOK MATTERS
IN MY OWN HANDS

AND ASKED ANN
TO HAVE ME TO DINNER.

SHE'S FOND OF ME,

AND SHE KNOWS
I'M FOND OF HER.

WELL, I THINK I CAN
STRAIGHTEN THIS THING OUT.

I HOPE IT IS SOMETHING
I CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT.

OH, YEAH. IT'S
NOTHING AT ALL.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE
MARITAL QUARREL.

IT'S NOTHING
AT ALL, REALLY.

MM, I IMAGINED
IT WAS THAT.

YOU'RE TOO FINE
TO DO ANYTHING SHODDY.

WELL, NOW I'D LIKE
TO HAVE YOU

JUST DROP IN UNANNOUNCED

AT, SHALL WE SAY,
UH, 9:00.

JEFF, I...

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
A MAN EVER HAD.

WE'RE PARTNERS.

YOU'RE THE BEST PARTNER
A MAN EVER HAD.

WE WERE SCHOOL CHUMS.

YOU'RE THE BEST FULLBACK
THAT ALABAMA EVER HAD.

I THOUGHT HENKEL
WAS GREAT...

BUT HENKEL
COULDN'T TOUCH YOU.

THANKS, DAVID.

MAY I COME IN?

I'LL SEE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

HELLO, ANN.

DAVID, I WANT YOU
TO TALK TO MY LAWYER.

YOUR LAWYER?

MM-HMM.

WHAT LAWYER?

ANN HAS ASKED ME
TO REPRESENT HER

IN THIS MATTER,
DAVID.

OH, WHAT FOR?

I'VE BEEN
TELLING HER

SHE DOESN'T NEED
A LAWYER.

I'LL SAY
SHE DOESN'T.

SHE JUST TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT IT,

AND AS I UNDERSTAND

THE FACTS
OF THE CASE,

YOU TWO AREN'T
MARRIED AT ALL.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHERE YOU ARE.
WHAT?

SO THERE'S NOTHING

FOR THE COURT
TO DECIDE.

THIS HAPPENED BEFORE
IN PETERSON VS. PETERSON,

AND JEFF SAID

THEY EVEN THREW IT OUT
OF THE SUPREME COURT.

HEY, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

AND HE SAID YOU'RE LUCKY
IT ISN'T THE SOUTH

\h\h\h\hAND THAT
I'M NOT HIS SISTER.

WHY, YOU HILLBILLY
AMBULANCE CHASER.

NOW THERE'S NO NEED
TO LOSE OUR TEMPER.

WE'RE MARRIED. IF NOT LEGALLY,
THEN BY COMMON LAW.

THAT'S JUST AS GOOD.
IT'S BETTER.

OH, I DON'T DENY
THERE'S A KIND OF

COMMON LAW RELATIONSHIP
BETWEEN YOU.

TELL HIM
THE WHOLE THING, JEFF.

HOWEVER, THE WOMAN
IS GIVEN THE BENEFIT

OF ANY DIFFICULTIES

ARISING OUT OF
SUCH A RELATIONSHIP.

FOR INSTANCE,
SHOULD YOU DIE,

AS A WIFE,
SHE'S ENTITLED

TO SHARE
IN THE HUSBAND'S ESTATE.

THAT'S GREAT. WHEN I DIE,
SHE'LL GET THE FURNITURE.

NOW YOU'RE ENTITLED

TO HOLD YOURSELF FORTH
AS THE HUSBAND.

I AM HOLDING MYSELF
FORTH AS THE HUSBAND.

I WISH YOU'D TELL ME
SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

SHOULD THE WOMAN,
HOWEVER,

CARE TO HALT
THE RELATIONSHIP

AND MARRY SOMEONE ELSE,
SHE'S ENTITLED TO DO SO.

PETERSON VS. PETERSON,
ADAMS VS. KELLY,

AND GIMBEL VS. NEW
PENNSYLVANIA COAL COMPANY.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
MY BEST FRIEND,

AND YOU'RE
TELLING HER THIS.

NOW, DAVID, I HAVE
NEVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE

OF OUR FRIENDSHIP
BY WORD OR DEED,

AND IT'S ONLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE STANDING HERE

THAT I CAN NOW ASK ANN.

WOULD YOU CARE TO HAVE
DINNER WITH ME

TOMORROW NIGHT?

ANN, I'M ASKING YOU

TO COME TO YOUR SENSES
AND MARRY ME TOMORROW.

IF YOU HAVE DINNER WITH HIM
\h\h\h\hTOMORROW NIGHT,

THIS IS FINAL--
WE'RE THROUGH.

WHAT TIME?

WE'RE THROUGH.

FROM NOW ON,
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

IS THE FLORIDA CLUB
ALL RIGHT?

ANYWHERE YOU SAY.

Jeff: I'LL CALL
FOR YOU AT 8:00.

Ann: THAT'LL BE FINE.

GOOD NIGHT, JEFF.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, ANN.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

COMPARING YOURSELF
TO HENKEL

AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER.

YOU COULDN'T CARRY
HENKEL'S WATER BUCKET.

GOOD NIGHT, DAVID.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES, SIR.

Ann: WHO IS IT?

OH, MRS. SMITH,

COULD I SEE YOU
A MOMENT, PLEASE?

JUST A MINUTE.

GOOD NIGHT, DAVID.

YOUR NOSE
IS BLEEDING.

ARE YOU SURE THAT STUFF
IS GOOD FOR A NOSEBLEED?

BEST THING
IN THE WORLD.

I ALWAYS USE IT.

THEN, I DON'T KNOW.

I USE IT
FOR EVERYTHING.

OH, YEAH.

OH, BOY.

I GUESS I AM
A KIND OF A DUMMY.

EH-HEH.

THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD
I SHOULD DO IS CHASE HER.

LEAVE HER ALONE
FOR A WEEK OR 10 DAYS.

EH-HEH.

SHE'S USED TO ME.

SHE CAN'T GET TO SLEEP
UNTIL I GET HOME.

HMM.

I'LL HAVE FUN
FOR A COUPLE OF NIGHTS,

PLAY A LITTLE POKER
WITH THE BOYS.

GLORIA?

OH. I THOUGHT THERE
WAS A WOMAN IN HERE.

HIYA, GLORIA.

UH-HUH.

AND I'M KISSING YOU BACK.

MMM...

JIMMY?

THIS IS NO JIMMY.

THIS IS CHUCKIE.

UH-HUH.

\h\h\h\hBEEN MISSING
YOUR CHUCKIE, HONEY?

SHE'S A WONDERFUL
GIRL.

SOCIETY GIRL--
REAL CLASS.

HOW ABOUT
TOMORROW NIGHT?

ATTA-GIRL.

LISTEN,
I GOT A FRIEND.

HOW ABOUT GERTRUDE?

YOU'LL LIKE
GERTRUDE.

ME? GERTRUDE?

OH, HE'S
A WONDERFUL FELLA.

SOCIETY FELLA--
REAL CLASS.

DID YOU EVER
SEE THE GIRL

IN THE CAMEL
ADVERTISEMENTS?

IS SHE AS GOOD LOOKING
AS THAT?

OH, GERTRUDE.

SAY, I GOT A NICE
LITTLE DINNER PARTNER

FOR YOU TOMORROW NIGHT,

BUT HE KINDA NEEDS
CHEERING UP.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OK.

SHE WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.

HELLO?

SHE'S KISSING AT ME.

KISS BACK AT HER.

I DON'T KNOW HER.

WELL, IT'S ALL
FOR A LAUGH.

SHE'S A GREAT KID.

IT FEELS KINDA SILLY.

HUH?

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
YOU'RE CRAZY ABOUT ME?

OH. OH, IT'S JUST
AN ORDINARY VOICE.

I USED TO SING
A LITTLE.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

YEAH, HE'S
A GREAT FELLA.

8:00?

WHAT'LL WE MAKE IT?

THE FLORIDA CLUB.

HOW ABOUT
THE FLORIDA CLUB?

OK. GOOD-BYE.

WAIT TILL
YOU SEE 'EM.

WAIT TILL
YOU SEE 'EM.

WHAT HAS GERTRUDE
GOT TO DO WITH CAMELS?

SHE SMOKES 'EM.

YEAH, BUT YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT THE ADVERTISEMENTS.

HEH? OH, WELL, SHE LOOKS
LIKE THAT GIRL.

SHE'S A DEAD RINGER
FOR HER.

SHE LIKES MY VOICE.

THAT ISN'T ALL
SHE'LL LIKE.

YES, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THAT, MR. RONDELL.

I'LL DO THE BEST--

I'LL BE THERE
IN A MINUTE.

UM, MR. CHUCK BENSON'S
PARTY.

OH, YES, SIR.
THEY'RE EXPECTING YOU.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

NOT THERE, DAVEY!

NOT THERE!

OVER HERE, DAVEY!

DAVEY, MY BOY!

THE ONE AND ONLY.

HERE HE IS, KIDS,
IN THE FLESH.

WHAT'S BEEN KEEPIN' YA?

WELL, HELLO THERE.

Chuck: WHAT'S
HELD YOU UP, DAVEY?

THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN
WAITING HERE FOR YOU

FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR.

I'VE BEEN A LITTLE
BUSY AT THE OFFICE.

OH, NO, NO! NOT THERE.
THAT DOESN'T GO THERE.

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
OF GLORIA.

THIS IS GERTIE HERE.

NO, NO, RIGHT HERE IS
WHERE THE CHAIR GOES.

GLORIA O'DAY
AND GERTIE SCHULTZ,

THIS IS DAVEY SMITH.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHOW DO YOU DO?
HI.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
HAVE TO DRINK, DAVEY?

WHY DON'T YOU TRY
AN OLD-FASHIONED, DAVEY?

YEAH, HAVE
AN OLD-FASHIONED.

HEY, WAITER, BRING US
ANOTHER OLD-FASHIONED.

UH, UH...COULDN'T--

ISN'T IT A LITTLE
CROWDED IN HERE?

COULDN'T WE GO SOMEPLACE

WHERE IT WAS QUIETER,
MAYBE A LITTLE DARKER?

NO, HOLD IT, COOKIE.

WE'LL GO TO ONE OF THEM
DARK, ROMANTIC PLACES LATER.

WE'RE EATIN' FIRST.

YOU EVER BEEN HERE?

OH, YES, OFTEN.
THAT'S WHY I...

WANTED TO GO SOMEPLACE
WHERE IT WAS DARKER.

I DON'T GET IT.

IT'S AWFULLY HOT
IN HERE.

I KNOW A PLACE
THAT'S VERY COOL.

DON'T RUSH IT. WE'RE STUCK
FOR THE COVER CHARGE ANYWAY.

SAY, DAVEY, A COUPLE
MORE HOURS OF THIS...

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

THE PHEASANT,
MADAME.

DISH IT OUT,
I'M STARVED.

I COULD EAT
A HORSE.

DON'T FORGET TO TAKE
THE FEATHERS OFF.

THIS'LL BE
RIGHT HERE, HONEY.

DAVID'S HERE.

YES, SO I SEE.

WHO'S HE WITH,
I WONDER?

WELL, SO YOU WANNA
WRESTLE, HUH?

SHE'S RATHER PRETTY,
ISN'T SHE?

DO YOU KNOW HER, JEFF?

NO, I DON'T.

I WANT TO DANCE.

OH, FINE.

DO YOU CARE
TO DANCE, DEAR?

YES, INDEED.

YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR TROUBLE, BUDDY.

YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS PHEASANT IS?

NOTHIN' BUT CHICKEN,
AND TOUGH CHICKEN AT THAT.

3 BUCKS FOR THIS
WITH A COUPLE OF FRENCH FRIES.

WHAT A RACKET.

UH, GERTIE DOESN'T
SEEM TO LIKE

THE FOOD HERE.

MAYBE WE BETTER
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

IT'S GETTIN' BETTER.

YOU GOTTA WORK ON IT
A LITTLE.

RELAX. RELAX.

Gloria: NO, I THINK
GERTIE'S RIGHT.

WE STILL SHOULD'VE
ORDERED SOME CHOP SUEY.

Chuck:
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

DON'T YOU LIKE PHEASANT?

Gloria: NO, I LIKE
SOME CHOP SUEY.

JUST POUR SOME
KETCHUP ON IT.

HEY, WAITER!
BRING US SOME KETCHUP.

BUT I DON'T
LIKE KETCHUP.

THEN SCRAPE THE GRAVY OFF.
THAT OUGHT TO FIX IT.

WELL, I STILL THINK

WE SHOULD'VE ORDERED
SOME CHOP SUEY.

AW, JUST EAT IT UP, HONEY.

THEN MAYBE DAVEY'LL INVITE
US OVER TO HIS HOUSE.

YEAH? OH, SWELL.

YEAH. EAT IT UP.

ALL RIGHT.

MY NOSE
HAS STARTED BLEEDING.

I GOTTA GO HOME AGAIN.

AW, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I CAN STOP A NOSEBLEED.

NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

JUST LIE RIGHT DOWN.

OH, SURE.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO!

HEY, CHUM,

GIMME A HUNK OF ICE,
WILL YA?

HERE YOU ARE.

NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO.

JUST TAKE IT EASY.
I KNOW HOW TO STOP THAT.

I USED TO FIX
2 OF THESE A NIGHT

AT THE DANCE HALL.

GERTIE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
A COLD KNIFE UNDER HIS NOSE?

GOOD IDEA.

David: LET ME UP.

DON'T TALK.

HEY, WAITER.

PUT THAT CHICKEN BACK
ON THE STOVE, WILL YA?

IT'S NOTHING AT ALL, FOLKS.

JUST STAND BACK
AND GIVE HIM SOME AIR.

Gloria: MAYBE HE SHOULD'VE
ORDERED CHOP SUEY, TOO.

I KNEW THE WAY
HE WAS ACTING

HE WAS GONNA GET
A PUNCH IN THE NOSE.

Gloria: MAYBE HE SAW SOMETHING
THAT MADE HIM DIZZY.

COME, ANN.

HEY, GIVE ME ANOTHER KNIFE.
THIS ONE'S HOT.

JUST CUT MY THROAT
WITH IT.

IF, UM, IF YOU'RE UPSET,
I'LL GLADLY TAKE YOU HOME.

UPSET? WHY?

BECAUSE I SAW DAVID

WITH FLORENCE
NIGHTINGALE?

I DON'T CARE WHO HOLDS
A KNIFE TO HIM,

ALTHOUGH I'D CERTAINLY
LIKE THE CHANCE MYSELF.

WELL, UH...

IS THERE SOMEPLACE
YOU'D LIKE TO GO?

YES.

I FEEL LIKE
STAYING UP

ALL NIGHT TONIGHT.

I KNOW. LET'S
GO TO THE FAIR.

GOOD IDEA.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
IN ALL MY LIFE.

WONDERFUL EVENING.

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

SO HAPPY
AND CAREFREE.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOOH!

UH-OH.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE
BEING VERY CLEVER.

THEY'RE MAKING BELIEVE
WE'RE STUCK.

WE ARE STUCK.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

WHY DON'T THEY DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!

KEEP CALM, ANN.
DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.

IT'S MUCH BETTER
TO STAY WHERE WE ARE.

YOU'RE SOAKED THROUGH.

IT'S NOTHING.

YOU'RE CATCHING COLD.

IT'S ONLY
A LITTLE SNIFFLE.

AH-CHOO!

YOU KNOW WHAT DAVID DOES

IF HE SNEEZES TWICE
IN ONE EVENING?

HE GOES TO BED WITH
4 HOT WATER BOTTLES,

A QUART OF BRANDY,

AND A RED WOOLEN CAP
OVER HIS HEAD.

YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM
IN BED

WITH THAT
RED WOOLEN CAP.

THE MOMENT WE GET DOWN

WE'LL GO
TO YOUR APARTMENT

AND GET YOU INTO
SOME DRY CLOTHES.

MY APARTMENT?

MMM.

EXCUSE ME.

AH-CHOO!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ROOM.

NO WONDER
YOU'VE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED.

WHO DID IT FOR YOU, JEFF?

I DID IT MYSELF.

DO YOU LIKE
THE COLOR SCHEME?

YOU DID?

DAVID COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU
THE COLOR OF OUR WALLS.

HE COULD BE LIVING
IN A TENT.

IT'S THE MOST TASTEFUL
MAN'S BEDROOM I'VE EVER SEEN.

THANK YOU.

UH, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HAIR?

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'LL JUST DRY IT
IN FRONT OF THE FIRE.

WELL, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?

I'M GOING TO GET INTO
SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.

WELL, IS THAT YOUR IDEA

OF SOMETHING
MORE COMFORTABLE?

WELL, I ONLY HAVE
ONE DINNER COAT.

DON'T TELL ME
YOU EXPECT

TO GO OUT AGAIN
IN YOUR CONDITION.

WELL, THIS HASN'T BEEN
MUCH OF AN EVENING FOR YOU.

DON'T YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF?

WHAT YOU NEED,
YOUNG MAN,

IS A LITTLE MEDICAL
ATTENTION.

OH, I FEEL FINE, ANN,
REALLY.

2 BIG SWALLOWS OF THIS,

THERE'LL BE ONE LESS
PNEUMONIA CASE TOMORROW.

NOW YOU SIT.
SIT RIGHT OVER THERE.

IS THAT FOR ME?

YES.
ALL IN ONE BIG GULP.

I DON'T DRINK LIQUOR.

I JUST KEEP IT
FOR DAVID...

AND FRIENDS.

YOU MEAN YOU NEVER
DRINK LIQUOR AT ALL?

I HAVEN'T
ANYTHING AGAINST

OTHER PEOPLE
DRINKING IT, MIND YOU,

BUT I JUST NEVER SEEM
TO GET AROUND

TO BREAKING TRAINING.

I EAT 4 DIFFERENT
VEGETABLES A DAY.

REALLY?

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FELLA,

I ATTENDED
A TEMPERANCE LECTURE,

AND IT WAS
VERY INSTRUCTIVE.

I'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN IT.

NOW, THIS MAN
WAS EXPLAINING

THE EVILS OF LIQUOR,

AND THERE WAS A DRUNK
IN THE AUDIENCE

WHO KEPT
INTERRUPTING HIM.

FINALLY, THE LECTURER
ASKED THE DRUNK

TO COME UP
ON THE PLATFORM.

AND THEN
WHEN HE GOT THERE,

HE ASKED HIM
TO OPEN ONE EYE.

AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE DID?

HE TOOK AN EYEDROPPER
FULL OF WHISKEY

AND SQUIRTED IT
INTO THAT MAN'S EYE.

WELL, YOU NEVER HEARD

SUCH HOLLERING
IN ALL YOUR LIFE.

OF COURSE, HIS WHOLE EYE
GOT INFLAMED,

AND THE LECTURER
POINTED OUT

THAT THE LINING
IN YOUR STOMACH

IS EXACTLY
THE SAME COMPOSITION

AS YOUR EYEBALL.

WELL, SIR,

I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO FORGET THAT.

IT'S RATHER A DIRTY TRICK.

THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED?

THE DRUNK LEFT THE HALL

AND CAME BACK
A FEW MINUTES LATER

AND WENT UP
ON THE PLATFORM

AND ASKED THE LECTURER
TO OPEN HIS EYE.

AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE DID?

HE JAMMED A WHOLE
HANDFUL OF CONE CRINKLES

IN THAT MAN'S EYE

AND TURNED TO
THE AUDIENCE AND SAID,

"THAT'S WHAT
CONE CRINKLES DO

TO THE LINING OF
YOUR STOMACH."

WELL, IT SERVED HIM RIGHT.

AH-CHOO!

WELL, THIS ISN'T ALCOHOL,
JEFF, IT'S MEDICINE.

WELL, IF YOU THINK
I OUGHT TO.

YES, I DO.
ONE BIG GULP NOW.

WELL, DON'T YOU FEEL IT?

DOESN'T IT BURN YOU
OR ANYTHING?

NO.

I'VE TRIED THIS BEFORE,

AND IT'S
VERY INTERESTING.

I DON'T MIND
THE TASTE OF IT.

ONLY THING IS

MY METABOLISM
MUST BE VERY HIGH

'CAUSE I'M SORRY TO SAY

I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE
STRONG, SILENT MEN

WHO CAN HOLD
THEIR LIQUOR.

I NEVER SAW ANYONE
HOLD IT AS WELL.

I DON'T THINK ONE IS GOING
TO DO YOU ANY GOOD.

I THINK ANOTHER ONE
WOULD BE A MISTAKE.

IT'S JUST MEDICINE.
IT KILLS THE GERMS.

ALL IN ONE GULP NOW.

YOUR GOOD HEALTH.

WHAT A CONSTITUTION.

UH-OH.

MAYBE THAT SECOND ONE
WAS TOO MUCH.

MISS ANN...

MAY I BEG YOUR LEAVE
FOR A MOMENT?

CERTAINLY.

JEFF, ARE YOU FEELING
\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT?

NOW YOU COME
RIGHT OVER HERE

AND SIT DOWN.

I WOULDN'T WANT
TO GET BOLD.

WE'LL KEEP THE TABLE
BETWEEN US.

THAT'S RIGHT.
RIGHT OVER HERE.

YOU SIT RIGHT THERE.

I'LL SIT
RIGHT OVER HERE.

MY ONLY FEAR IS THAT I MAY
NOT ACT LIKE A GENTLEMAN.

WELL, I ALWAYS SAY

THAT A MAN'S TRUE
CHARACTER COMES OUT

WHEN HE'S HAD
ONE DRINK TOO MANY.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE BASIC DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN YOU AND DAVID?

YOU GIVE HIM
ONE TOO MANY,

AND HE TILTS FORWARD
AT YOU.

AND YOU, JEFF,
YOU LEAN BACKWARDS.

THANK YOU.

I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.

ALL EVENING
I'VE BEEN WAITING

FOR JUST ONE LITTLE

SUSPICIOUS MOVE
FROM YOU.

THERE ISN'T ONE MAN
IN A THOUSAND

WHO WOULDN'T
TAKE OUT

A GIRL
IN MY POSITION

AND JUST TRY
SOMETHING.

NO MATTER HOW FAINT,

IT WOULD STILL BE
SOMETHING.

AND LOOK HOW WONDERFULLY
YOU'RE ACTING.

THANK YOU.

VERY FIRST TIME
I WENT OUT WITH DAVID,

HE RUINED A BRAND-NEW
$85 DRESS I HAD.

HE WAS JUST AWFUL.

DIDN'T CHANGE

THE WHOLE FIRST YEAR
WE WERE MARRIED.

I USED TO THINK MAYBE

IT WAS THE THINGS
HE ATE.

I TRIED CHANGING
HIS DIET AROUND

AND EVERYTHING.

THANK YOU.

I HAD A WONDERFUL
EVENING, JEFF.

I'M GOING
TO LEAVE YOU NOW.

YOU COVER UP
WARM IN BED

AND GET
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

YOU'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER
IN THE MORNING.

I INTEND
TAKING YOU HOME, ANN.

OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT, JEFF.

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT, JEFF.

GOOD NIGHT, ANN.

YOU'RE PROBABLY
DYING TO KISS ME

AND HAVEN'T GOT
THE NERVE.

THAT'S TRUE.

YOU MAY.

I HAVE A COLD.

THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S ANOTHER
BASIC DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN YOU AND DAVID--

COLDS NEVER STOPPED HIM.

HE HAD THE MEASLES ONCE.

HOW I DIDN'T
GET THE MEASLES

I'LL NEVER KNOW.

GOOD NIGHT, JEFF.

GOOD NIGHT, ANN.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

I HOPE SHE'S NOT GOING
TO VISIT HER MOTHER

OUT ON LONG ISLAND
AGAIN.

I DON'T THINK SO.

MY WIFE DON'T LIKE ME
TO DO THIS.

THIS IS LIKE
DRIVING PRIVATE.

I DON'T GET ANY FREEDOM.

YOU GET PAID,
DON'T YOU?

YOU OWE ME
SOME MORE MONEY.

I GAVE YOU 20 BUCKS
DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.

I USED THAT UP
2 DAYS AGO.

I'LL PAY YOU LATER.
DON'T LOSE HER.

HOW DID YOU EVER BECOME
A PRIVATE DETECTIVE ANYWAY?

MY WHOLE FAMILY
ARE PRIVATE DETECTIVES.

THIS MUST BE COSTING
HER HUSBAND

A PILE OF DOUGH.

YOU WANT TO HEAR
MY OPINION?

WHAT?

YOU AIN'T GOING
TO CATCH HER

AT ANYTHING.
SHE'S PRETTY FOXY.

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT
WE OUGHT TO DO,

YOU AND ME?

WHAT?

LET'S GO
TO A BURLY-Q SHOW.

THIS DAME AIN'T
GOING TO DO NOTHING

THIS AFTERNOON.

IN THE AFTERNOONS
IS WHEN YOU CATCH THEM.

NO KIDDING?

THAT'S FUNNY.

WHAT IS?

WHERE DOES MY WIFE GO
EVERY AFTERNOON?

HEY, LOOK. LOOK.
SHE'S GOING TO VISIT ME.

OH, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

THERE'S SOMEONE WAITING
FOR YOU IN THE OFFICE.

THAT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT.

WELL, MR. SMITH,
IT'S ABOUT TIME.

OH, HOW DO YOU DO,
MR., UH...

YOU'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN
MY NAME.

I'M A CLIENT OF YOURS.

I PAID YOU
$1,000 RETAINER FEE

TO SUE MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.

MY NAME IS CONWAY.

YES, OF COURSE,
MR. CONNOLLEY.

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

I MADE UP MY MIND
I WAS GOING TO SEE YOU

IF IT TOOK ME ALL WEEK,

AND IT HAS TAKEN ME
ALL WEEK.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

JUST RELAX,
MR. CONNOLLEY.

WE'VE GOT
YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW

RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM.

IF YOU'LL LIE DOWN THERE
FOR A MINUTE,

I'LL GET THE FILES
ON THE CASE.

MY NAME IS CONWAY.

I'VE BEEN SLEEPING HERE
SO MUCH

I CAN'T SLEEP AT HOME.

WHERE DID MY WIFE GO?

SHE'S IN
MR. CUSTER'S OFFICE.

MR. CUSTER'S PARENTS
SURPRISED HIM.

WELL, THE TRUTH IS
WE'RE GOING TO LAKE PLACID.

WE'VE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT

SPENDING A VACATION
IN THE SNOW,

AND NOW WE'RE
GOING TO DO IT.

BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW

THERE'D BE NEARLY
2 HOURS BETWEEN TRAINS.

IS THERE NO CHANCE
THAT YOU 2 CAN JOIN US?

WELL, I--

THEY'RE ALL
IN THERE?

YES.

BUT WHAT ABOUT
MR. CONWAY?

HELLO, JEFF.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

UM, ABOUT POOR
OLD CONWAY.

HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW
HAS HIM WHERE IT HURTS,

AND I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT IT A GREAT DEAL.

WHY, YOU'RE
DAVID SMITH.

JEFFERSON'S PARTNER.

DAVID SMITH,
MY PARENTS.

OH, HOW DO YOU DO,
SIR?

I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU.

THE PLEASURE'S
ALL MINE, SIR.

WE KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU.

JEFFERSON'S JUST WRITTEN
AND WRITTEN.

YOU'RE LIKE
ONE OF THE FAMILY.

THIS IS MR. SMITH,
JEFFERSON'S PARTNER.

MISS ANN KRAUSHEIMER.

WE MET SOME TIME AGO.

YES. WE KNOW ONE
ANOTHER VERY WELL.

OF COURSE. YOU'VE PROBABLY
SEEN A GREAT DEAL OF HER.

YES, I HAVE.
A GREAT DEAL.

I HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.

SIT RIGHT DOWN, BOY.

WE'LL ALL GET ACQUAINTED
AT ONCE.

MOTHER AND I
HAVE JUST MET MISS ANN,

AND WE FIND OUT NOW

THEY'RE BOTH MIGHTY SWEET
ON EACH OTHER.

ASHLEY.

DAVID PROBABLY KNOWS IT
BETTER THAN WE DO,

DON'T YOU, DAVID?

OH, YES,
YES, OF COURSE.

IF IT HADN'T BEEN
FOR ME,

THEY'D NEVER EVEN
GOTTEN TOGETHER.

Mrs. Custer:
THAT'S SO ROMANTIC.

ANY OF YOUR FAMILY
FROM THE SOUTH?

WELL, NO, NOT EXACTLY,

BUT I HAD A RELATIVE
IN THE CIVIL WAR

WHO DIDN'T FIGHT AT ALL.
HE WAS A SLACKER.

A GREAT MANY NORTHERNERS
SAW IT THAT WAY, MA'AM,

AND I GIVE THEM CREDIT.

Mrs. Custer: YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING?

WHAT, MRS. CUSTER?

IF 2 PEOPLE WANTED
TO GO ON A HONEYMOON,

THEY COULD JUST TAKE
THE BOAT TO NEW ORLEANS

AND MOTOR RIGHT UP

THROUGH THE SOUTH
TO OUR HOME.

A BOAT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE
FOR 2 PEOPLE.

THAT WOULDN'T BE
VERY GOOD--

EXCUSE ME.

THAT WOULDN'T BE
VERY GOOD FOR ANN.

YOU REMEMBER
HOW SICK YOU WERE

THE TIME WE TOOK
THAT NIGHT BOAT TO ALBANY.

SHE'S NOT
A VERY GOOD SAILOR.

AND I CAN GIVE YOU

SOME GOOD PRACTICAL
ADVICE ON THAT, TOO.

WHENEVER SHE GETS
ON A BOAT,

DON'T LET HER HAVE
ANYTHING TO EAT

EVEN IF SHE WANTS TO.

JUST PUT HER TO BED

AND PUT A HOT WATER BOTTLE
ON HER STOMACH

AND HOLD IT THERE
NO MATTER HOW SHE HOLLERS.

THAT SETTLES HER STOMACH.

HE CONSIDERS HIMSELF
QUITE A MEDICAL AUTHORITY.

YES.

\h\h\h\hHOW DO YOU LIKE
NEW YORK, MRS. CUSTER?

OH, FINE.

IT'S SO BIG, THOUGH,

WITH EVERYBODY
RUSHING AROUND.

WELL, I'M AFRAID
THAT'S RATHER DECEIVING.

WE'RE REALLY ONE BIG
HAPPY FAMILY HERE.

OF COURSE, THERE ARE

A THOUSAND AND ONE
LITTLE THINGS

THAT GO ON UNDERNEATH
THE SURFACE--

OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

WHAT ABOUT MY LAUNDRY?

I HAVEN'T ANY MORE SHORTS.

UH, ANN KIND OF
TOOK CARE OF HIS THINGS

AROUND THE HOUSE.

LITTLE HOUSEHOLD THINGS.

AND ONE OF THE BEST
HOUSEKEEPERS

YOU EVER SAW.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE
WONDERING ABOUT US.

WELL,
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.

I'VE KNOWN ANN
FOR A LONG TIME

AND WANTED
TO MARRY HER.

STILL DO,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

BUT--WELL,
FORTUNES OF WAR.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH.
I SEE.

LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.

I KNOW OF NO
FINER COMPLIMENT

THAT I COULD PAY
TO ANY GIRL

THAN TO TELL YOU
THIS--

WHEN A MAN
HAS BEEN SITTING

ACROSS
THE BREAKFAST TABLE

FROM THE SAME WOMAN
FOR 3 SOLID YEARS

AND STILL WANTS
TO MARRY HER,

WELL,
SHE'S QUITE A GIRL.

JEFFERSON, MAY I SEE YOU
IN PRIVATE, PLEASE?

COME, MOTHER.

EXCUSE US, PLEASE.

CERTAINLY.

EXCUSE ME A MINUTE,
ANN.

UH, WE CAN GO IN HERE,
FATHER.

IN HERE, JEFFERSON.

WHAT KIND OF
WHITE TRASH IS THIS

YOU'VE TAKEN UP WITH?

FATHER, I KNOW

IT SOUNDED
VERY CONFUSING.

I WASN'T CONFUSED AT ALL.
WHAT'S SHE DOING

WITH A HOT WATER BOTTLE
ON HER STOMACH?

AND SENDING HIS SHORTS
TO THE LAUNDRY?

3 YEARS' BREAKFAST?

WELL, THEY HAD

A VERY PECULIAR
RELATIONSHIP.

WERE THEY MARRIED?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNOT EXACTLY.
NOT EXACTLY?

I THOUGHT SO--

THE PLUMBING

ISN'T VERY GOOD
IN THIS BUILDING.

NOW, YOU MUSTN'T JUMP
TO ANY CONCLUSIONS

ABOUT ANN.

ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?

ARE YOU SATISFIED TO TAKE
2 FINE PEOPLE LIKE THAT

WHOSE WHOLE LIVES ARE
WRAPPED UP IN THEIR SON

AND MAKE THEM UNHAPPY?

WHAT ABOUT ME
BEING UNHAPPY?

ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
IS YOURSELF.

I CAN'T SEE
HOW YOU COULD HAVE BEEN

ASSOCIATED WITH JEFF
FOR SO LONG

AND NOT GOTTEN
SOME OF HIS FINE QUALITIES.

WHAT'S FINE ABOUT THEM?

WELL, HE'S KIND
AND SIMPLE AND GENTLE.

OH, YOU'RE IN ONE

OF YOUR ROMANTIC
MOODS AGAIN.

THAT'S BEEN THE TROUBLE
SINCE THE BEGINNING.

AND SINCE WHEN HAVE
YOU BEEN SO CRAZY

ABOUT THE GENTLE ACT?

SHALL I RECALL TO YOU
HOW I GOT THIS?

A BED LAMP.

WHEN YOU GET
TO KNOW ANN,

YOU'LL FIND
THAT SHE'S EVERYTHING

A MAN WANTS IN A WIFE.

CAN'T YOU GET AN OFFICE
WITH BETTER PLUMBING?

NOW, MOTHER, I'M
GOING TO BRING ANN

UP TO LAKE PLACID
NEXT WEEKEND

TO VISIT YOU.

MAYBE WE'RE BEING
TOO HASTY, ASHLEY.

WE'LL MAKE RESERVATIONS

FOR THE CHILDREN
FOR NEXT WEEKEND.

I DON'T WANT TO SEEM
TOO HARSH, MOTHER.

ALL RIGHT, JEFFERSON,

WE'LL TRY AND
FORGET ALL THIS.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW DO YOU DO?

IS IT TOO LATE
TO GO SKIING?

IF YOU HURRY,

YOU CAN GET A COUPLE
OF HOURS IN AFTER LUNCH.

WE'LL HURRY. JUST
MAKE AN "X," JEFF.

\h\h\h\hOH, MR. CUSTER,
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU

FROM YOUR PARENTS.

THEY'RE ON OUR EXCURSION TRIP
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO THE LAKE.

THE GROUP WON'T BE ABLE
\h\h\h\hTO GET BACK

UNTIL LATER TONIGHT.

THE SNOW HAS BLOCKED
ALL THE ROADS.

I SEE.

WELL, UH,

WHAT FLOOR
ARE WE ON?

YOUR ROOMS
ARE NOT IN THE LODGE.

WELL, I THOUGHT
THEY WERE.

THEY WERE CHANGED
TO ONE OF THE CABINS.

THAT'S FUNNY.

WELL, I'M SURE

YOU'LL FIND IT
VERY SATISFACTORY.

THERE'S MORE PRIVACY,

AND A GREAT MANY PEOPLE
\h\h\h\hPREFER THAT.

THAT'LL BE ALL RIGHT,
JEFF.

WELL, HOW FAR IS IT
FROM HERE?

IT'S ONLY HALF A MILE,

AND THE SLEIGH BRINGS YOU
BACK AND FORTH FOR MEALS.

IT GIVES YOU
QUITE AN APPETITE.

UH, THEY'RE NOT
CONNECTING ROOMS,

ARE THEY?

NO,
THEY'RE SEPARATE SUITES.

WELL, I GUESS
WE BETTER STAY HERE

FOR LUNCH
BEFORE WE GO.

YES. BOY, THEY'LL BE
IN CABIN McKINLEY.

YES.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYES.

EACH CABIN IS NAMED
AFTER A PRESIDENT.

HOW VERY PATRIOTIC.

HMM, CLEAN, COLD AIR.

I LOVE THE SMELL OF SNOW.

NO ONE
CAN SMELL SNOW.

I CAN.

IT ISN'T SNOW.

THOSE 2 BAGS
GO IN ONE ROOM

AND THE REST
IN THE OTHER.

YES, SIR.

PARDON ME.

HMM...

BRRR!

DON'T CATCH COLD NOW.

HERE YOU ARE, BOYS.

THANK YOU, SIR.

TELEPHONE WHEN YOU WANT
TO GO TO DINNER.

THE SLEIGH WILL BE HERE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

THAT'LL BE FINE.

THE SLEIGH SERVICE
IS DISCONTINUED

AFTER 10:00 AT NIGHT.
SO ARE THE TELEPHONES.

WE TRY TO MAKE THIS
A REAL RETREAT.

WELL, THAT SUITS ME.

A MAN HAS NO RIGHT

TO ASK ANYTHING
MORE BEAUTIFUL.

OH, LOOK.

SOMEONE ELSE HAS
THE OTHER SUITE.

I'M GLAD OF THAT.

WELL, ON WITH OUR SKIS.

WHY, IT'S DAVID.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

OH!

OH, HE'S FAINTED.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

HE'S TERRIBLY ILL.

HE'S GOT
QUITE AN EVEN PULSE.

WELL, DON'T LET HIM
SOAK HERE.

CARRY HIM INSIDE.

OH, YES.

GO EASY, JEFF.

EASY, JEFF.

ANN, WOULD YOU HOLD
HIS ARMS?

WELL, BUT YOU--

NO, NO, HIS...
HIS ARMS.

THEN MAYBE
I CAN DO IT.

LET ME SEE NOW.

WELL, ANN, YOU HOLD
HIS LEGS, HUH?

THAT'S FINE.

TOO HEAVY FOR YOU,
HONEY?

NO. I GUESS
I BETTER GO FIRST.

OH, EASY, JEFF.

ONE STEP, HONEY.

SET HIS LEGS DOWN,
HONEY.

NOW...

LET'S REST A MINUTE.

ALL RIGHT?

YES.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW WE GOT HIM.

I BETTER GO FIRST.

MIND THE STAIRS,
NOW, HONEY.

THAT'S FINE.

CAREFUL.

THAT'S A GIRL.

IN HERE, JEFF.

IN HERE.

WATCH IT.

OOH!

I BETTER GO.

HANG ON. SWING.

1...

2...

3.

THIS IS HIS ROOM.

HE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE BREATHING, JEFF.

DON'T WORRY NOW, ANN.
CONTROL YOURSELF.

HE'S FROZEN.
HE'S BLUE WITH COLD.

HE'S BREATHING FINE.

MAYBE HE OUGHT TO HAVE
A LITTLE BRANDY.

NO, I'M AFRAID NOT.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT DID IT.

YES, I CAN SEE HE'S BEEN
AT IT ALL WEEK.

I THINK A FEW HOURS' SLEEP
WILL BRING HIM AROUND.

DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?

MM-HMM.

WE'D BETTER GET
THESE WET CLOTHES OFF HIM.

COME ON NOW,
OLD MAN.

OH, THAT'S FINE.

WE WILL GO AWAY

THE FIRST 2 WEEKS
IN DECEMBER.

THE FIRST 2 WEEKS
IN DECEMBER.

WHAT'S HE SAYING?

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO COME HERE
THE FIRST 2 WEEKS IN DECEMBER.

YOU'LL BE CRAZY
ABOUT IT, ANN.

WELL, HE MUST HAVE
BEEN HERE

THE WHOLE WEEK
TORTURING HIMSELF.

HE--HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME HERE.

PLAYING IN THE SNOW.
WE'LL HAVE A LOT OF FUN.

LET'S GET THESE WET THINGS
OFF HIM.

LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

YOU'LL FALL.

HE THINKS
WE'RE SKIING.

YOU'RE VERY GRACEFUL, ANN.

DON'T GO SO FAST
THE NEXT TIME.

I DON'T WANT YOU
TO HURT YOURSELF.

ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE?

\h\h\h\hLOOK OUT!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!

ANN, I THINK YOU BETTER
GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW.

WHY?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I WANT TO GET HIM
UNDRESSED.

WELL, GO AHEAD.

WELL, I...

OH. WELL, IF YOU NEED ME,
CALL ME.

David: THE FIRST
2 WEEKS IN DECEMBER.

IF YOU TAKE

A LITTLE WALK
IN THE SNOW,

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

HE'LL GET DELIRIOUS AGAIN
AND WANT WATER.

HE'S SLEEPING
LIKE A BABY.

THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO FOR HIM NOW.

I THINK I'LL LOOK
ONCE MORE.

HE'S ASLEEP.

HE'S TRYING
TO SAY SOMETHING.

THE FIRST 2 WEEKS
IN DECEMBER.

WHAT'S HE SAYING?

WELL, HE'S STILL AT THE
FIRST 2 WEEKS IN DECEMBER.

HE'S OPENING HIS EYES.

HELLO, DAVID.

HELLO, DAVID.

HELLO, ANN.

MY, HE IS IN BAD SHAPE.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?

TRY AND THINK, DAVID.
THIS IS ANN. ANNIE.

THIS IS JEFF.

YOUR OLD SCHOOL CHUM,
JEFFERSON.

I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
IN THAT LITTLE BLUE DRESS.

THAT'S THE DRESS
I WAS WEARING

WHEN I FIRST MET HIM.

THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT,
THE ONE HE TORE.

HE LIKED ME IN THAT.

I THINK WE OUGHT

TO LET HIM REST
A WHILE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THAT ISN'T A RATTLE, IS IT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I WISH I COULD

HEAR IT AGAIN,
THOUGH.

NO. HE'S JUST
CLEARING HIS THROAT.

HE LOOKS AWFUL.

HE'LL LOOK BETTER
WHEN HE GETS A SHAVE.

YES, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS THINKING.

WE'LL SEND FOR A BARBER
TOMORROW.

ARE YOU EXPECTING ME
TO SHAVE HIM?

NO. I CAN DO IT.

YOU? WHY, ANN,
THAT'S SOMETHING

ONLY A BARBER CAN DO.

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT
TO SHAVE SOMEONE ELSE.

I'VE ALWAYS SHAVED HIM.

YOU SHAVED HIM?

MM-HMM.

HE'S GOING TO SPEAK.

NO.

THAT BARBER'S
JUST RUINED HIS SKIN.

BOY. BOY,
I WANT A SHINE.

HE THINKS HE'S IN
THE BARBER SHOP.

LOOK.

HE'S LIFTING HIS HAND.

HE THINKS HE WANTS
A MANICURE.

OH. WHAT SHALL I DO?

MAYBE WE BETTER
HUMOR HIM. HOLD IT.

YOU THINK WE'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING?

\h\h\h\hYES. WE MUSTN'T
DO ANYTHING TO SHOCK HIM.

HE THINKS I'M A MANICURIST,
DOESN'T HE?

MM-HMM.

HE'S SQUEEZING MY HAND.

IN A FEW MINUTES,

HE'LL ASK YOU
FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

WILL YOU GET ME HIS LOTION
OUT OF THE BATHROOM?

SURE.

SIT DOWN, ANN.

YOU KNOW, A WOMAN
CAN'T CONTROL HERSELF

ENTIRELY BY HER HEAD,

WHICH IS PROBABLY
WHY WE LOVE YOU.

NOW, YOU AND DAVID
HAVE HAD 3 YEARS TOGETHER,

AND WHETHER
YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT,

THERE'S A BOND BETWEEN YOU,
AND IT'S NOT EASILY BROKEN.

PEOPLE GET DIVORCED.

IT'S TRUE THAT I THINK
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITH ME,

BUT THEN I'M PREJUDICED.

MY FIRST WISH
IS TO SEE YOU HAPPY,

AND IT'S POSSIBLE--
IT'S MORE THAN POSSIBLE--

THAT AS PECULIAR AS DAVID IS,

YOU STILL COULDN'T BE HAPPY
WITHOUT HIM.

TELL YOU WHAT
I'D LIKE YOU TO DO--

YOU TAKE BACK
YOUR PROMISE TO MARRY ME

AND THINK ABOUT IT
FOR A FEW DAYS.

IF YOU FIND

YOU CAN'T GO ON
WITHOUT DAVID, WELL,

YOU KNOW I'LL WISH YOU

EVERY HAPPINESS
IN THE WORLD.

THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

DON'T YOU THINK
WE OUGHT TO SEE

HOW HE'S GETTING ALONG?

WE'LL ONLY WAKE HIM UP.

I'LL GO SEE
IF HE'S STILL ASLEEP.

I'LL LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW.

I WILL
NEVER FORGET YOU

IN THAT
LITTLE BLUE DRESS.

LITTLE BLUE DRESS, EH?

YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT,
YOU BEAST.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN

YOUR BEING HERE
WAS ALL TOO CONVENIENT.

NOW LOOK HERE, ANN.

BIG SYMPATHY ACT,
COMING UP HERE

AND PRETENDING
YOU'RE ALL A-BAT.

BUT I LOVE YOU, ANN.

LISTEN TO ME, DAVID.

YOU PICK UP
AND GET OUT OF HERE.

I NEVER WANT TO LAY EYES
ON YOU AGAIN.

YOU'RE JUST MAKING
A NUISANCE OF YOURSELF.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

ANN, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU SAY.

I KNOW YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH ME.

AND I KNOW YOU'RE CRAZY.

YOU'RE MINE,
AND YOU BELONG TO ME.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO

WITH THAT PILE OF
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, ANN.

YOU COULDN'T LET HIM
LAY A HAND ON YOU.

I KNOW YOU,

NOT AFTER WHAT WE'VE
BEEN TO EACH OTHER.

HE'S GOING
TO LAY A HAND ON ME,

AND WE'RE GOING
TO GET MARRIED.

OK. IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT,

I WON'T
STAND IN YOUR WAY.

I'VE BEEN THROWN OUT
OF MY OWN HOME,

THREATENED BY COPS,

CHASED AROUND
IN TAXI CABS,

AND NEGLECTED MY JOB,

ONLY BECAUSE I LOVED YOU
AND WANTED YOU BACK AGAIN.

NOW I'M FINISHED.
IT'S ALL WASHED UP.

GO AHEAD
AND MARRY THE GUY.

I HOPE
YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY.

WELL, YOU HEARD.

HE LIKED ME IN THAT
LITTLE BLUE DRESS.

JEFF, WILL YOU
MARRY ME?

WHY, I'D BE HONORED, ANN.

YOU THINK IT'S WISE TO
MAKE A DECISION IN ANGER?

EVEN AT A TIME
LIKE THIS,

YOU COULD BE
CONSIDERATE OF HIM?

YOUR HAPPINESS
IS MY ONLY CONCERN.

I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU, JEFF.

WHY, I THINK
YOU'RE MAKING ME

THE HAPPIEST MAN
IN THE WORLD.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'D LIKE.

YOU'D LIKE SOME NICE
DINNER NOW, WOULDN'T YOU?

HOW ABOUT SOME NICE
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN?

YES.

David: HELLO? HELLO?
IS THAT THE PORTER?

WHAT'S THE FIRST TRAIN
I CAN GET BACK TO NEW YORK?

10:30?

ALL RIGHT.
HAVE A SLEIGH UP HERE

HALF AN HOUR BEFORE,
WILL YOU?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A VERY
NICE DINNER, DIDN'T YOU?

I WASN'T VERY HUNGRY.

HOPE HE HAS THE DECENCY
TO LEAVE TONIGHT.

WHO, DAVID?

HE WON'T STAY AROUND
WHERE HE'S NOT WANTED.

I BET YOU HE'LL BE GONE
BY THE TIME WE GET BACK.

YOU KNOW THE REAL REASON
HE KEEPS CHASING ME?

HE'S STILL SO MUCH
IN LOVE WITH ME.

HE'S SUCH AN EGOTIST
THAT HE CAN'T BEAR THE IDEA

OF LETTING
SOMEONE ELSE KISS ME.

HE JUST WON'T BELIEVE
THAT I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU.

WELL, HE'LL HAVE TO
AFTER WE'RE MARRIED.

MMM, IT'S GETTING
COLDER, JEFF.

COULD YOU TELL
THE DRIVER TO GO FASTER?

DRIVER, GO STRAIGHT
TO CABIN McKINLEY

AND TAKE THE SHORT CUT,
IF THERE IS ONE.

YOU KNOW,
I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.

WHO?

OH, DAVID, YES.

HE MAY HAVE BEEN
PUTTING ON AN ACT TODAY,

BUT HE'LL REALLY TAKE
TO DRINKING FROM NOW ON.

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

HE'LL PROBABLY FIND
SOMEONE ELSE.

DAVID'S THE TYPE THAT ALWAYS
GETS MARRIED AGAIN.

I'M SO AFRAID

HE'LL RUIN HIS LIFE
ON ACCOUNT OF ME,

SPOIL
A BRILLIANT FUTURE.

HE IS BRILLIANT,
YOU KNOW.

IF I COULD
ONLY MAKE HIM--

I MEAN, IF I COULD ONLY
DISILLUSION HIM ABOUT ME,

MAKE HIM HATE ME,
DO SOMETHING.

YES, IF HE'D ONLY HATE ME,
THAT WOULD BE THE SOLUTION.

LISTEN, LISTEN,
IT WOULD WORK, TOO.

THOSE WALLS
ARE PAPER-THIN,

AND HE COULD HEAR
EVERYTHING.

WHY, ANN, WHAT ARE YOU
SUGGESTING?

OH, IT'S
A WONDERFUL IDEA.

HURRY, DRIVER,
HURRY.

YES, MA'AM.
GIDDYUP.

SHH!

GOOD NIGHT, JEFF.

GOOD NIGHT, ANN.

IT'S A WONDERFUL THING
YOU'RE DOING.

HE'D BE ON MY CONSCIENCE
OTHERWISE.

GOOD NIGHT, ANN.

COME ON IN, JEFF.

IT'S EARLY YET.

JEFF! JEFF!

OH, PUT ME DOWN, JEFF.
PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT.

NOW, JEFF...

HA HA. NOW, YOU KNOW I'VE HAD
ENOUGH TO DRINK, JEFF,

AND SO HAVE YOU.

HA HA.

OH, JEFF.

OH. JEFF, ARE YOU HURT?

\h\h\h\hSHH. SHH.
DON'T TALK SO LOUD.

LET ME HELP YOU UP, JEFF.

OHH.

UNH.

MY, AREN'T YOU STRONG?

OH.

HA HA HA.

HA HA HA.

MY, WHAT A HEAVY SHOE
\h\h\h\hIT IS, JEFF.

JEFF!

OH, NO. NO.

JEFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UNLESS YOU STOP, JEFF,

I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO LEAVE.

JEFF, BEHAVE YOURSELF.

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
GOT ANY PRIDE.

I ONLY DID THIS FOR YOU

SO YOU'D REALIZE IT WAS
ALL OVER BETWEEN US.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO HANDLE YOU.

OOH, LET GO OF ME.

LET GO OF ME. JEFF!
LET GO OF ME.

LET GO. JEFF! JEFF,

I--I'M NOT ACTING.
THIS IS REAL.

COME IN, JEFF.

COME IN, JEFF!

JEFF!

HIT HIM, JEFF.
HIT HIM.

I DON'T NEED IT.

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
ANYTHING OUT OF IT?

I FORGIVE YOU,
DAVID.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE
NOT GONNA HIT HIM?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
HIT HIM?

ANN, YOU'RE SO ATTRACTIVE
THAT I TAKE IT FOR GRANTED

THAT OTHER MEN,
LESS DISCIPLINED,

WILL ALWAYS
TAKE LIBERTIES WITH YOU.

VIOLENCE SHOWS
A LACK OF CHARACTER.

YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO DO ANYTHING TO HIM?

WOULD YOU RESPECT ME MORE
IF I KNOCKED HIM DOWN?

WOULD I? YOU BIG BLUBBER,
WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU?

HOW COULD YOU
BE IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN

AND LET SOMEONE PAW HER?

NOW, ANN, LET'S NOT
SAY ANYTHING IN ANGER

WE'LL BE SORRY FOR.

HAVEN'T YOU
ANY SELF-RESPECT?

SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL
UP HERE?

ARE YOU CHILDREN HAVING
A GOOD TIME TOGETHER?

ANN, DO YOU REALIZE
YOU'RE RAISING YOUR VOICE?

HUH!
RAISING HER VOICE?

CERTAINLY I'M
RAISING MY VOICE.

WELL, I NEVER SAW YOU
ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE GENTLE TYPE OF GIRL.

VERY GENTLE. HOW DO YOU
THINK I GOT THIS?

JEFFERSON, I FORBID YOU
TO MARRY THIS--THIS WOMAN.

YOU--YOU FORBID HIM
TO MARRY ME?

LISTEN TO ME,
YOU STUFFED SHIRT.

EVEN A MOUSE

HAS ENOUGH BACKBONE
TO FIGHT SOMETIME.

TAKING YOUR HAT OFF
ON THAT ELEVATOR

DOESN'T MAKE A MAN
OUT OF YOU.

YOU CAN TEACH A MONKEY
TO DO THAT.

AND I'LL TAKE A MOUSE
OR A MONKEY ANYTIME,

WHETHER
HE'S A DIPSOMANIAC

OR BEATS HIS WIFE

FOR THE LUMP OF JELLY
LIKE YOU.

BUT I'M NOT TAKING YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND GET A GIRL GUIDE

AND GO CAMPING TOGETHER?

LET ME OUT OF HERE

BEFORE I FORGET
I'M A LADY.

YOU HAVE JUST SEEN HER
IN ONE OF HER QUIETER MOODS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THE TELEPHONE
IS DISCONNECTED,

AND THERE'S NO
TRANSPORTATION,

AND I'M GONNA SPEND
THE EVENING AT THE LODGE.

BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WHY DON'T YOU
SPEND THE NIGHT HERE?

MM-MMM.
NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET THERE?
YOU CAN'T SKI.

WELL, IF NECESSARY,
ON MY HANDS AND KNEES.

YOU'RE NOT DOING ME
ANY FAVOR BY STAYING HERE.

I JUST AS SOON YOU'D GET OUT.

WE SEE EYE TO EYE.

IN FACT,
I'LL HELP YOU GET OUT.

OW!

SORRY.

THANK YOU.

I'M WARNING YOU,
I'LL KILL YOU IN COLD BLOOD.

SOMETIME, SOMEDAY,

WHEN YOUR BACK IS TURNED,
I'LL STAB YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU,
DON'T YOU TRY ANYTHING.

DAVID, GET ME
OUT OF THESE THINGS.

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

DAVID! DAVID,
GET ME OUT OF THESE!

I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE
IN YOUR BODY! DAVID!

DAVID, I--

OH.

OH...

DAVID...

OHH...

DAVID.

OH...

DAVID.

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