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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team, Pepper, Too Much, Kimo, the Samurai Warrior, Reed, Chuck's Teenage

Apprentice, Tabe, the Sumo Champion.

With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of the Claw.

Remember this.

And the ruthless Super Ninja.

I'll finish Norris.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Have you ever made a mistake?

Of course you have.

We all have.

Many times it's hard to face up to that mistake because it means you may be laughed at or

punished.

But when you do face up to your mistake, and know you'll never do it again, then you become

a much stronger person.

And we needed all that strength on the island of the walking dead.

This satellite handled communications for every military installation on the globe.

Satellite maintaining coordinates, stable and on track.

Everything from soup to missile launches, huh?

Oh, that reminds me, launch up.

That satellite is pretty valuable hardware.

I'm glad the satellite is on our side.

We're ready to attack.

Good.

And while you're seizing control of the satellite, be sure to give my regards to Chuck Norris.

Norris!

I'm going to give him a lot more than regards.

Remember, Norris is mine.

I can't figure out where this interference is coming from.

We're under attack!

Hit it!

You got it, boss.

Ninja!

Claw.

Grenade!

Don't let them take the control room.

We're under attack!

Hit it!

You got it, boss.

I can't figure out where this interference is coming from.

Don't let them take the control room.

Attack!

Hey!

This is for you, Norris!

Not much for Norris.

It's not over yet, Norris!

Destroy the tracking dish!

He's going to blow the dish!

Why would the Claw want to destroy the tracking station antenna?

I'm sure we'll find out soon.

We've locked on to the satellite, Claw.

Wonderful.

Now, very gently, bring it down to me.

There.

There it is!

Superfeature, before you get me the satellite, I want you to make sure Norris doesn't interfere.

He won't.

Okay, gang, that's it.

Pepper, get our equipment to the departure point.

I'll meet you on the destroyer in two hours.

Right, Chuck.

Oh, and thanks for the help, Tank.

My pleasure, little lady.

Well, buddy, Chuck's got some nice friends.

Thanks for giving me and the barbell a lift to my gym.

No problem, buddy.

Chuck, come in.

Yes, Mr. Director.

Chuck, you've got to stop Claw from getting his hands on that satellite.

If he gets it, he'll have total control of all our military bases.

I get the picture, Mr. Director.

Count on me.

Good luck.

Was that really...

Yep.

Looks like the traffic on this highway has suddenly gotten heavy.

That dude almost took us out.

Yeah, I noticed.

Mind if I borrow your barbell?

Be my guest.

You always do that style, Chuck.

I'll have to tag along with you more often.

Any time, buddy.

Any time.

The satellite's been located by its homing device.

It's somewhere on Voodoo Island.

And that's where we're going.

The satellite emits an audible signal.

When you get close, you should hear it beep.

We'll find it.

You just get that ship out of sight.

Good luck.

We'll split up so we can cover more territory.

Too much, Reed and Pepper, go with Kimo.

We've got to get to that satellite before the claw.

And be careful out there.

We'll meet by the base of the volcano at 0830 hours.

I hear something.

What is that?

Look, in the tree.

Look, the satellite.

They look like dead people.

They are.

They're zombies.

We're getting out of here.

Too much, he didn't even feel it.

We'll just keep coming.

Huh?

Wait.

They should have been here by now.

You're right.

Let's go find them.

They came this way, all right.

Look at all those footprints.

Listen.

Another drum.

It's different.

And it's coming from that end of the island.

We're going to let those drums lead the way for us.

Good work.

The claw will be pleased.

With the satellite recovered, we're right on schedule.

Where's Norris?

Forget it.

Let's see how brave you are when we start the barbeque.

You'll never get Chuck.

We'll find him.

I have my ways.

You've made your point.

I want to barbeque Chuck Norris on those coals personally.

Norris is around here.

I can feel it.

But boss, these are the walking dead.

Doesn't matter.

We're moving in.

No, you don't.

Fight fire with fire.

I'm going to get you.

Over here, Chuck.

You guys OK?

Sure, Chuck.

We're going to need these.

Let's move it.

Stop them.

We found the satellite.

The zombies took it this way into the jungle.

We'll follow them.

We've got to get it back.

They will not succeed.

I will stop them.

Wherever they go, you can't see them.

Holy shit.

they find us so fast.

The shaman's magic.

Look out.

They're not going to stop us.

In there.

Too much.

Stop.

It's a booby trap.

Everybody out of the way.

Jump.

We made it.

This way.

These zombies don't give up, do they?

Tell me about it.

Hey, guys, this way, over the bridge.

Go on.

But boss.

Chuck, what's wrong?

I don't know.

Sharp pain.

Keep going.

You're going to beg me to end it for you, Norris.

There.

It's super ninja.

That's strange.

The pain's gone.

They must be stopped.

We're going to take a detour to get that satellite.

Boss, you mean...

That's right.

Down there.

Is everybody OK?

Where's too much?

Right here.

Hey.

Speed it up.

As soon as the satellite is back in orbit, K'lal will take over communications from the

military bases.

The satellite.

Yep, I see it.

Kimo, Tabi and I will break into the main building and take care of K'lal's set-up.

You got it, boss.

Pepper, heat up those turbines on that jet.

That's our ride out of here.

Will do.

Here we are.

OK, let's do it.

Glad to see you're up to form, boss.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Mount up, guys.

But boss, I can't ride that tricycle.

It's too small.

I've got other plans for you.

We're going to pay a surprise visit to the man at the top.

Norris has attacked headquarters.

Norris?

And where is he now?

Norris!

As usual, a dramatic entrance.

Make sure you show Mr. Norris every consideration before you kill him.

That may not be so easy, K'lal.

Now!

Hi, guys.

At least I get the satisfaction of eliminating you.

I hope I'm not late for the party.

Perfect timing, Tabe.

K'lal, he's...

Forget it.

We'll get him next time.

I sure hope that jet's ready.

Keep going, Pepper.

You may have won this round, Norris,

but you will live to regret it!

Hit it!

It's K'lal's jet.

Prepare to attack.

Navy fighter planes! Boss, they think we're the Claw! Do exactly as I say. Wait, what's

the Claw up to? It's not the Claw. It's Norris. I know him, he's got the satellite. Escort

Chuck and the team home. Mission accomplished. Remember, everyone makes mistakes in their

life. You do, I do, and your parents do. But being able to love them in spite of those

mistakes is what makes you a very special person. Catch you later.

Mission accomplished.

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