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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:05,949 You know, most of The people at the rally 2 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:08,151 Are just gonna be Ordinary citizens. 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,153 They're there because They sincerely believe 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,189 That the proliferation Of nuclear technology 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:16,359 Not only threatens the Welfare of this country, 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,562 But the survival Of the entire planet. 7 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,064 Of course, you have to admit 8 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,500 There are good points to be Made for the pronuclear side. 9 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,701 No. 10 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,837 Well, sergeant, You're sure of all this. 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,741 I'm surprised you're not Attending today's demonstration. 12 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:33,476 I am. 13 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,600 Feel free to step in, sir. 14 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,781 Hold it, sergeant. 15 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,182 Oh, you want to come? 16 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,246 You're not going to That demonstration. 17 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,310 Well, miller? 18 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,092 Take a shave, will you? 19 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,116 Thank you. 20 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,191 I thought we were pals. 21 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,672 I've decided to Buy my apartment. 22 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,307 Oh, the condo? 23 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,076 You took my advice. 24 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,343 The only problem is 25 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,412 They've raised the down Payment another 5%. 26 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,448 I don't know where I'm Gonna get the money. 27 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:16,886 Barn, are you sure you've Completely liquidated yourself? 28 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,622 I've sold what few Stocks I've owned. 29 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,158 I borrowed money On my life insurance. 30 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:24,382 I don't know what else I can do. 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,831 Hey, barn, what about That vacation property 32 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,566 You said you Invested in up in maine? 33 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:34,237 Now, couldn't you get A few bucks from that? 34 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,172 They never put in the lake. 35 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:39,709 - what? - it was in the brochure! 36 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,979 Dietrich. 37 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,214 What happened? 38 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,382 Got arrested. 39 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,683 For what? 40 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,251 Exercising my right of Free speech and assembly. 41 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 42 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,054 I believe the specific charges 43 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:54,056 Are unlawful assembly And failure to disperse. 44 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,358 That's an opinion. 45 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:56,826 Did you identify Yourself as a policeman? 46 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,695 - yes. - they arrested you anyway? 47 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,230 I insisted. 48 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,698 Didn't seem right For me to get off 49 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,400 While my friends Were getting busted. 50 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,636 That's a very noble sentiment. 51 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,271 Listen, I'm very Sorry about this. 52 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,209 But in my opinion, the Cops overreacted. 53 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,242 I didn't. 54 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,613 Except for carl. 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,382 I'm afraid the problem is What the hell to do with you. 56 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,984 Book me. 57 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,152 Okay. 58 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,553 Barn, we got a riot. 59 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,587 Where? 60 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,511 Downstairs. 61 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:33,451 I was with you guys. 62 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,673 Look, man, can I, uh, offer You some coffee or something? 63 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:54,244 No. Thanks. 64 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,912 Well 65 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,549 Guess we may as Well get on with this. 66 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,118 Hey, don't feel bad 'cause You're gonna book me. 67 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:05,121 You're just doing your job. 68 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,456 Yeah. 69 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,092 I need your address. 70 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,561 342 charles. 71 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,929 You remember. 72 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,431 You stayed there when they Threw you out of your apartment. 73 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,999 I took you in. 74 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,023 It was just before I saved your life. 75 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,472 Uh, right. 76 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,074 Marital status? 77 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,943 Divorced. 78 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:30,012 Hey, man, I never knew You were married. 79 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:32,315 It was a long time Ago. I was only 17. 80 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:33,716 Really? 81 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,084 High school sweethearts? 82 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,720 Law school. 83 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,956 But I thought you said You went to medical school. 84 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,390 Yeah, that was before. 85 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,882 Oh, well, of course. How stupid of me. 86 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:48,831 In here, mr. Haskell. 87 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,099 Why are you singling me out? 88 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,801 There are hundreds Of them down there! 89 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,803 They don't even know What they're talking about! 90 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,705 Take it easy. 91 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,705 Barney? 92 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:57,974 Uh, yeah. Okay. 93 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,075 Good. Good. Good. 94 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,143 Yeah? 95 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,410 This is our riot. 96 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:02,412 What? 97 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,180 This is nelson haskell. 98 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,915 This is captain miller. 99 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,350 You seem reasonable. 100 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,452 Thank you. 101 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,221 Mr. Haskell is one of the people 102 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:13,923 That was arrested in the Demonstration this afternoon. 103 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,426 He was downstairs, Harassing the other arrestees, 104 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,927 Splashing them with this stuff. 105 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,229 To make a point. 106 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:22,731 I was simply trying to Prove how wrong they are. 107 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:23,900 What's in that? 108 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,235 Atomic water, sir. 109 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,971 Captain, that is Not from the core. 110 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,706 That is simply water that Was pumped through the plant 111 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,141 To cool the reactor turbines 112 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,044 And returned to Its original source, 113 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,201 And it is perfectly harmless. 114 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,717 What are you doing with it? 115 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,953 I'm a nuclear engineer. 116 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:44,954 Oh. 117 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,789 What was that? What? 118 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,058 It's okay. I'm used to it. 119 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,928 To what? To that kind Of reaction, captain. 120 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,597 To the disdain, to the Unspoken repugnance. 121 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:56,032 Haskell... 122 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,401 You know, it used to be That people were awestruck. 123 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,635 They were fascinated When they discovered 124 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,437 That we were Working with the atom. 125 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,572 And now, three mile Island, that crummy movie, 126 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,375 And all of a sudden We're the bad guys. 127 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,943 Well, yeah... 128 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,045 Look, mr. Haskell, That's not the issue here. 129 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,713 But it is the issue, captain. 130 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,650 And if all those People downstairs 131 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:17,509 Would really understand the Issue, there wouldn't be one. 132 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,025 I'm sure you got a point In there... Somewhere. 133 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,895 But in the meantime, we're Gonna have to book you anyway. 134 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,064 Again? New charges. 135 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,833 Wojo, you want to take Care of mr. Haskell? Yes, sir. 136 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:31,901 Over here. 137 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,903 If people would Give me the chance, 138 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,973 I could prove to you how Nuclear power can be safe, 139 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:40,109 It can be clean, it can be Beneficial for everyone. 140 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,979 Okay. 141 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,380 You have a seat. 142 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,337 I'm gonna get my book. 143 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:49,719 Sir? 144 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,588 What should I do With the nuke juice? 145 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,788 Oh. 146 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,957 I could run over to Jersey and dump it there. 147 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,759 That won't be necessary, levitt. 148 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,361 Just, um... 149 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,663 Here you go. Put it back here. 150 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,032 Believe me, captain, that Water is completely safe. 151 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,634 You can make coffee with it. 152 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,304 Cream or sugar, sir? 153 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,288 Not a lot of laughs In nuclear power. 154 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,278 Uh, barn'? 155 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:19,282 I uh, I just finished with Dietrich's statement. 156 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,684 All right. Pictures and prints. 157 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,085 Uh, no. Uh... 158 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,954 They already did That, downstairs. 159 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,390 Oh. All right. 160 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:31,393 So? B... 161 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:32,795 You want him in your office? 162 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,064 No. 163 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:38,134 Well, barney, he Can't stay at my desk. 164 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,169 Why not? 165 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,960 Because! 166 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,574 Gotta go in the cage. 167 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,409 Dietrich, that Won't be necessary. 168 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,578 I want to be treated The same as the next guy. 169 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,402 I don't mind. 170 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,248 It's all right. I'll put myself in. 171 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,751 Dietrich! 172 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,542 No big deal. 173 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,548 Just another prisoner. 174 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,353 Hey, we gettin' something To eat around here, or what? 175 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,408 Just give me your Height, weight... 176 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:19,509 Color eyes. 177 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,110 It's all right there, sergeant. 178 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,679 That's my I.D. Card From the plant. 179 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:26,649 You don't have to Worry. It won't bite you. 180 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,785 People have so many Ridiculous misconceptions 181 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:33,355 About who we are, what we do. 182 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:36,025 Any distinguishing marks? 183 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,761 Oh, you mean like Radiation burns? 184 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,195 Or webbed feet? 185 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:42,298 Or do I glow in the dark? 186 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,866 Yeah, stuff like that. 187 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,167 No. 188 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,170 Sergeant, do you realize It's actually healthy 189 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,173 That we had the accident At three mile island? 190 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,642 Oh, yeah? 191 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:56,078 Yeah, because it demonstrated That despite design flaws, 192 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,381 Despite sloppy Operation, human error, 193 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,616 In the end, the System still worked. 194 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,084 Well, it says in here 195 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:04,820 That that core came pretty Darn close to melting down. 196 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:07,523 Oh, no, that book doesn't Tell you the whole story. 197 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,858 No, no, no. 198 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,226 Here's a pamphlet that We put out for the schools. 199 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,170 You read that. That's informative. 200 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,033 "Nuclear power. 201 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,492 It's now. It's wow." 202 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,863 Well, of course, That's for kids. 203 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:33,649 ♪ la, da, da, da, da, da, Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 204 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,318 ♪ da, da, da ♪ 205 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:40,823 ♪ da, da, da, da, da, Da, da, da, da, da ♪ 206 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:44,193 ♪ da, da, da, da, Da, da, da, da ♪ 207 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:48,364 ♪ da, da, da, da, da, da, da, Da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 208 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,500 ♪ da, da, da ♪ 209 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:54,404 ♪ da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 210 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,671 Oof! 211 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,173 Maybe next time. 212 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,374 Anybody in here? 213 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:01,076 Oh, yeah, there is. 214 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,578 Oh. 215 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,314 What are you doing in here? 216 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,882 This is my office. 217 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,351 Oh. 218 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,887 So you're barney. 219 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,288 Oh! 220 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:16,191 Mrs. Wakeman. 221 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,561 I'm your cleaning lady. 222 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,162 Oh. 223 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,364 You're usually not Here at this hour. 224 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,534 Well, we had to Stay a little later. 225 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,302 There were an unusual Amount of arrests today. 226 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,438 300 all tracking Their dirt in here, 227 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,774 Grinding their Cigarettes on the ground. 228 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,776 They don't care. 229 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,645 ♪ la, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 230 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,447 Excuse me. Are you new here? 231 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,516 Only four years. 232 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,486 ♪ dee, dee, dee, Dee, dee, da, da ♪ 233 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,488 I... It's funny. 234 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:49,792 I, uh... I don't remember Ever seeing you before. 235 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,595 Well, I keep a low profile. 236 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,186 Yeah, we've noticed. 237 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,090 Hey, barney. 238 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,541 I got three other Floors to do... 239 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,711 Washrooms, offices, The drunk tank. 240 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,145 I understand. 241 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,680 Okay, barney. 242 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,617 I mean, I know that You got problems. 243 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,118 We all have. 244 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,187 That's all. 245 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:22,625 ♪ hmm, hmm, hmm, Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm ♪ 246 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,609 So, did you ever Get that loan, huh? 247 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,643 Have a good day at the rally? 248 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,600 Yeah, you should have come. 249 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,838 I am here... 250 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:03,399 Nothing tears you apart Like seeing a good cop go bad. 251 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,068 Nobody's going bad, scanlon. 252 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:10,206 All I know is that one of Your officers broke the law. 253 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,740 First of all, 254 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,643 The circumstances of the Arrest have yet to be determined. 255 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,713 The conduct of the Arresting officer 256 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,715 Has been brought into question. 257 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,783 - there's the entire... - admit it, miller. 258 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:24,008 You got a rogue Cop on your hands. 259 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,691 Oh, no, I'm not gonna Let you twist this 260 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:29,959 Into something it's not. 261 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,293 Why? 262 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,462 What are you Afraid of, miller... 263 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,098 That this is just the Tip of the iceberg? 264 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,735 I mean, the first Dribble over the dam? 265 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,971 Oh, miller, I can smell The stench in this precinct. 266 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,707 I mean, I can see a whole Cesspool of corruption 267 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:48,644 Lapping at your feet. 268 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,681 I assume you're gonna want To talk to sergeant dietrich? 269 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,484 That's right. 270 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,953 All right. 271 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,790 You know, captain... I can't help thinking 272 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:04,260 If you'd only exercised Your authority 273 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,763 And ordered him not to go, 274 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,967 This whole senseless Tragedy could've been avoided, 275 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,269 And I wouldn't be here now... 276 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,160 Having all this fun. 277 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:26,015 Well... I'm finished in there. 278 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,016 Oh. 279 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,650 Bathroom all spick-and-span? 280 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,455 Nobody likes a comedian. 281 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:38,660 Hey, I read your book. 282 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,162 Hope you enjoyed it. 283 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,566 Yeah, especially the part 284 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,568 Where barney and his wife Get back together again, 285 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,570 And they sneak off For that weekend. 286 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,607 But I took that part out. 287 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,877 Yeah, but I read The first draft. 288 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:55,944 Harris. 289 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,213 Inspector. 290 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,514 Hazel. 291 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,571 Another comedian? 292 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,687 D.D., huh? 293 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,823 What are you doing in there? 294 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,091 Hanging out. 295 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,228 You look pretty cool, Calm, and collected 296 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:15,797 For a guy that's staring Down the business end 297 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,166 Of a review board. 298 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,168 Not much I can do about it. 299 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,269 Oh? 300 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,905 Gonna play the stoic, are we? 301 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,707 Ah, inspector. 302 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,143 Hey, barney. 303 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,845 Came over as soon as I heard. 304 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,246 We appreciate it. 305 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,082 Introduce me. 306 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,450 Inspector luger, 307 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,153 Lieutenant scanlon, Internal affairs. 308 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,555 Frank luger, nypd. 309 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,191 Heard a lot about you. 310 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,226 Uh-huh? 311 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,327 Nothing good, I hope, huh? 312 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,431 Uh, lieutenant, 313 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,034 You wanted to interrogate Sergeant dietrich? 314 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,535 My office be fine? 315 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,593 Perfect. 316 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,408 Okay, dietrich. 317 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,943 Oh? 318 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,778 Is it time? 319 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,681 Come on. 320 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,538 In there. 321 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,446 Come on, barney. 322 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,470 Something the matter, inspector? 323 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,162 That's where I sit. 324 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,466 I can scoot down. 325 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:42,051 All right, sergeant... 326 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,954 I want to hear The whole story... 327 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,478 From the beginning. 328 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:55,898 Well, it was in the latter Part of the 5th century, b.C. 329 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:59,334 Greek philosophers Democritus and leucippus 330 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,071 First postulated the Theory of atomic structure. 331 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,463 What, do you want me to Jump on ahead a little bit? 332 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,182 All right, so, we Get rid of nuclear. 333 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,516 I mean, it's only a means. 334 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,951 Then you got to use more coal. 335 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,987 You got to use more Oil. That's more pollution. 336 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,556 Well, m-m-maybe we Ought to cut back 337 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,926 And use less of everything. 338 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,760 Oh, sure, that's very Easy for us to say. 339 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,162 We're gonna conserve. 340 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,364 We'll put a lid on Growth. We'll go to solar. 341 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,133 We'll go to thermal. We'll go to windmills. 342 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,135 What are you gonna say To the poor countries? 343 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,104 What are you gonna Say to the people of india, 344 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,739 Who count on nuclear power as Their best chance of prosperity 345 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,909 And a better way of life? 346 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,411 I-I-I don't know what to say. 347 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,678 Yes! 348 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,615 It doesn't mention that In your book, does it? 349 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,706 Look, get in the cage. 350 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,657 Are you following me around? 351 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,381 Not on purpose. 352 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,186 Where you going now? 353 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,468 To the bathroom. 354 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,371 Oh, sure. 355 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,929 What's the point of it all, huh? 356 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,577 So I explained to the officers 357 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,247 That we had a right to be there, And they arrested us anyway. 358 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,549 What was I supposed to do? 359 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,952 You could've not been there! 360 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,619 Is that still an option? 361 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,621 Seems to me, from where I sit, 362 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,924 That d.D... Sergeant Dietrich here... 363 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:32,061 Is just a victim of Circumstance, is all. 364 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,730 Just happened to be at the Wrong place at the wrong time, 365 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,466 Doing the wrong Thing, right, d.D.? 366 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,501 That's telling him. 367 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,736 Wait a minute. 368 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,139 - dietrich, you shouldn't... - lieutenant. 369 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,307 While I grant you That sergeant dietrich 370 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,642 Might've shown poor Judgment in the situation, 371 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,178 It's important to remember 372 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,014 That what he's being charged With is not all that serious. 373 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,415 Sure. 374 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:57,052 It ain't as though he got Caught shaking down a pimp 375 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,455 Or carting home a color tv set. 376 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,590 He either broke The law, or he didn't. 377 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,559 Hey, I mean, there's No such thing 378 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,360 As being a little bit pregnant. 379 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,895 Oh, so, you found out 380 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,265 About the cashier in Bensonhurst, too, huh? 381 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,935 I already explained that. 382 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,870 Inspector, I think We're digressing a little. 383 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,338 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 384 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,440 I think we ought to get Something straight here, 385 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,442 Set these people Straight once and for all, 386 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,778 Tell them about how Good cops like you and me 387 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,780 Are getting a Little sick and tired 388 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,915 Of these weasels From internal affairs 389 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,452 Sniffing and snooping around, 390 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,688 Trying to nail you With every little thing. 391 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,589 What about this cashier? 392 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,325 Don't start up With me, scallion! 393 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,727 You brought it up. 394 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,497 Gentlemen, gentlemen, Can we return to the topic? 395 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,999 Oh, there's no rush. 396 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,333 Sorry, barney. 397 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,837 Barn, pardon the interruption, 398 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,773 But the bank of Korea is on line 3. 399 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,607 Uh, yeah, I... Excuse Me, gentlemen, 400 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,976 I think I better Take this right now. 401 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,578 I'm gonna put myself Back in the cage. 402 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,745 Fine, fine. 403 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,480 Uh, yes, mr. Kim? 404 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:02,885 Yes, mr. Miller here. 405 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,009 Yeah. 406 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,902 What are you... A trustee? 407 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,637 No, I was arrested in a Nuclear demonstration. 408 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,672 Oh. 409 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,673 Anti? 410 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,774 Uh-huh. 411 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,842 Pro. 412 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,677 Oh. 413 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,845 Come on. 414 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,947 Give me your best shot. 415 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,716 Radiation leakage? 416 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,250 Waste disposal? 417 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,484 Earthquakes? 418 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:40,022 Leave me alone. I Got my own problems. 419 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,757 Sorry. 420 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,326 Oh, scanlon. 421 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,530 Remember, as an Impartial third party 422 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,632 Who loves all these guys, 423 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,234 I'll be scrutinizing Your report. 424 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,769 And I'm gonna make sure 425 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,772 That sergeant dietrich Gets a fair shake. 426 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:01,098 You have my word that he's Gonna get what's coming to him. 427 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,616 Sergeant... See You at the hearing. 428 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,917 Save me a seat. 429 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,854 You always got to get in The last word, don't you? 430 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:12,988 Yeah. 431 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,258 Oh, lieutenant, sorry For the interruption. 432 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,660 That's okay, barney. 433 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,995 Nothing more to do here anyway. 434 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,363 Right, scanlon? 435 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,866 That's right. 436 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,368 Goodbye, captain. 437 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,303 Lieutenant. 438 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,874 Oh, miller... 439 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:36,578 You know I've been Waiting a long time for this. 440 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,246 I was dreaming of the day 441 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:42,550 When I got to see You really squirm. 442 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,674 I know. 443 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,046 Why isn't it better? 444 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,428 I'm sorry. 445 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,953 Oh, sure. 446 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,838 By the way, I got my loan. 447 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,795 That's swell. 448 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,747 Lovely chap. 449 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,448 Right. 450 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,818 You know, don't Worry about it, d.D. 451 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:19,655 Worst you can get is what... A Couple of weeks modified duty, 452 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,491 Maybe a blotch on your record? 453 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,726 I'm home free. 454 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,995 That's the ticket. 455 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,696 Keep shooting From the hip, right? 456 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,200 - aah. - oh. 457 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,204 Bail tickets for haskell, n. 458 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,338 Dietrich, sergeant. 459 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,073 That's us. 460 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,474 Let 'em loose. 461 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,177 My pleasure, sir. 462 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,646 All right, gentlemen, 463 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,848 Step to your Respective detectives, 464 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,716 Sign for your valuables, And you're free to go. 465 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,252 I did that for him. 466 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,321 I never get tired of hearing it. 467 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:57,226 Sir, we've just about finished Off everyone downstairs. 468 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,828 I mean, processed And released them. 469 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,163 Fine. 470 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,432 Right. 471 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,501 If everything is there, 472 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,268 Then you can take Your stuff and go. 473 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:08,704 Thank you, sergeant. 474 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,673 Hey. Whoa. 475 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,375 You can take your water. 476 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,509 Thanks, sergeant. 477 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,611 Yeah, and listen. 478 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,913 What you said back there 479 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,750 About all those poor Countries having to have it, 480 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,585 Well, now, that Isn't really true. 481 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,920 In the first place... 482 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,489 Sergeant, I'm sure you Have a really nice point, 483 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,593 But I really just want To get out of here. 484 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,328 Yeah. 485 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,397 Everything seems to Be about wrapped up. 486 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:36,898 I guess we can all cut out. 487 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,166 Good night, dietrich. 488 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,468 See you around, barney. 489 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,169 Oh, hey, wait. Whoa, wait. 490 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,303 Now, wait, wait, wait. 491 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,139 - where is everybody going? - huh? 492 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,674 Home, probably. 493 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,576 Well, uh, we can't go yet. 494 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,079 What? 495 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,682 Well, 'cause we can't. 496 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,652 I mean, we got a lot Of stuff to figure out. 497 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,787 Like what? 498 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,971 Like what we're gonna Do about nuclear power. 499 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,594 Wojo... Look, uh... 500 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:11,366 You know, this stuff Is happening right now. 501 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:15,571 And, uh, it's gonna Affect our children, 502 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,072 And it's gonna Affect their children, 503 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,963 And there's nothing That they can do about it. 504 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,812 So... So I think that... 505 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:27,516 That we ought to... Ought to decide right now 506 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,451 What we're gonna do about it. 507 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:33,722 Then can we go home? 508 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,626 Wojo... Can't this Wait till morning? 509 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,661 - no, I don't think so, barn. - good night, wojo. 510 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:42,953 - good night, wojo! - good night, wojo! 511 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,392 See you in the morning. 512 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,888 We'll talk. 513 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,973 ♪ la, da, da, dum ♪ 514 00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:29,700 ♪ la, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 34843

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