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Mail call!
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Very funny.
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Something the matter?
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Oh, no, no. It's just
Seeing you like that.
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It's a little strange.
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I mean, it's like
Looking in a mirror.
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Good morning.
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Hey, barn.
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Morning, sir!
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Morning, levitt.
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Mail, sir!
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Thank you.
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You know, this is not the army.
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I realize that, but
In that uniform,
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You do inspire a certain
Degree of rabid obedience.
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Really?
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Wojo.
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Can I change now?
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No.
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I wore it in.
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Proves I got it.
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Regulations.
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Regulation 312, stroke b,
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Requires all plain
Clothes officers
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To be in uniform once a year
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To ensure a full
Uniformed capability
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In the event of civil disorder
Or a natural disaster.
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Very good, levitt.
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Also gives the guys
Downstairs a few laughs.
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Of course, they'll keep
It to themselves, sir.
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Do you need anything else, sir?
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- dismissed.
- yes, sir!
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Good morning.
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Hey, dietrich. Looking sharp.
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Oh, this old thing?
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What... What you working on?
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I got a robbery here
At kotterman's liquor.
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Kotterman's again?
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Actually, it's been
Kicking around for a while.
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Since when?
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1973.
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'73?
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Yeah, gas was 45 cents a gallon.
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'73? Nixon was still president.
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No, he's got an airtight
Alibi for this one.
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I'm working on a few suspects.
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'73? That's seven years ago.
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H-h-hasn't the statute
Of limitations run out yet?
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No problem. I got till midnight.
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Aren't you cutting
It a little thin?
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Yeah, that's why I got
No time for chitchat.
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Good morning, people.
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My, we're looking natty.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Where's your uniform?
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Oh, that?
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Uh...
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Different drummer?
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Barn...
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We got a disturbance in an
Apartment over on delancey.
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Who you on with?
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Him.
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Oh, right.
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Harris... Um, we'll talk later.
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Count on it.
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What, did they change
The rules for you?
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Pardon me?
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You're not dressed the
Same as the rest of us.
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Am I ever?
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Any luck?
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No luck... Skill, skill.
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Aren't you running out of time?
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I'm gonna get him.
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You really want that guy, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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"Les misérables," huh?
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Inspector javert doggedly
Pursuing jean valjean
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All because he
Stole a loaf of bread?
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He didn't take any
Bread. Just cash.
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I was merely making
A literary allusion.
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Yeah. Keep up the good work.
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Okay, end of the route, bluto.
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I knew it couldn't last forever.
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What?
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Uh, this is alex fleischer.
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He's a member of the
United states postal service.
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Oh, sure, start with the slurs.
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And?
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Apparently, he became
Upset when his landlady
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Let herself into his
Apartment unannounced.
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She's always trying
To catch me naked.
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Regardless,
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He chased her out
Into the hallway
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And up a couple of flights.
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We found the door open, went in,
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And found all that stuff.
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Mail?
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Yes. So?
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This isn't all, either, barn.
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The whole apartment's
Full of mail.
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I mean, packages,
Magazines, fruit baskets.
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There are postmarks in
There five, six years old.
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A problem with that?
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How long have you been, uh...
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Not delivering the mail?
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I start my eighth
Year next month.
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Or not.
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Look, the mail...
It's all junk anyway.
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So you've just been
Dumping it in your apartment?
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Why should I have
To lug it around,
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Delivering a lot of
Third-class garbage,
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Stupid greeting
Cards, boring letters
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To people I don't even know?
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Because it's your job.
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Sure.
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You go for the obvious.
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Book him.
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Okay, mr. Fleischer,
You want to take...
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Sergeant wojciehowicz
Will take care of you.
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He's dressed for it.
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Oh, um, I'll be on the couch.
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Better notify the
Postal authorities.
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Yo. Sit down over there.
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I really don't see
What the big deal is.
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- sit down.
- come on.
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Neither snow nor rain
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Nor heat nor gloom of
Night stays these couriers
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From the swift completion
Of their appointed rounds.
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That's ups.
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Ha! Do you believe that guy,
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Trying to get away
With something like that?
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What about the uniform?
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It looks damn good, barney.
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Barn, look, the day's
Half over anyway.
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Which leaves you
Ample time to go home
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And slip into something
Less comfortable.
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I don't have it.
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What do you mean? Where is it?
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I don't know.
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It must've gotten lost
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When I thinned out my
Wardrobe last year.
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Oh, really?
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Barney, it was a
Very hectic time.
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I mean, when they switched
Back to traditional, barn,
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It caught me
Completely off guard.
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I remember.
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Yeah.
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Uh, so, anyway,
Barn. Don't worry.
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I'll have a uniform
Next time around.
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You will have one
By 6:00 this evening.
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How?
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Barney, even if I can get
To the uniform place today,
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I mean, there are
Alterations, fittings.
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You can get one off the rack.
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I thought we knew each other.
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Okay, I need your address.
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1215 delancey.
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Oh, of course,
My mailing address
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Is a post office box.
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You know, you probably
Caused a lot of hardship
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For a lot of people.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I gave people all the
Stuff they really needed...
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Social security checks,
Utility bills, tv guide.
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Why don't you just admit it?
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You're a lazy slob
Who's taking a free ride
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At the people's expense.
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Something wrong with that?
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Barn, if you add it all up...
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The jacket, the pants, the
Hat, the helmet, the stick...
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Barn, you're talking 300 bucks.
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That's about right.
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Not that money is the problem.
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Then what is the problem?
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I don't know.
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Barn, it's just that with
My book doing so well
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And other projects
In the offing,
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Barn, I just think that I'm...
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Above it all?
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No, it's more than that.
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Barn, I am on the verge
Of a change of life.
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Really?
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I am juggling a lot
Of things right now.
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I mean, there are investments.
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There's a possible
Movie sale for "Bob."
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Barn, it's just
Hard for me to, uh,
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To deal with these
Marginal duties.
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Uh, let me tell you something.
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I'm getting very tired
Hearing about "Bob."
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Oh?
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And the movie sale and
The autograph parties
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And the gold and the investment
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And all the rest
Of the mishegoss
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That disrupts the
Work of this squad!
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Mishegoss. I'm
Afraid you've got me
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At a little disadvantage.
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I'm afraid you're gonna
Have to make your mind up
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What you want to be!
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'cause I'll tell you the truth.
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I cannot afford a cop
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Who only dabbles in police work!
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With all due respect, captain,
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Just because your
Prospects are severely limited,
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I don't think you
Should go around
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Projecting your frustrations
On an innocent bystander!
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A uniform is required today.
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I would advise you to
Get a uniform today,
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Unless you have some immediate
Prospects for tomorrow.
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Yes!
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Captain, I think I got my man.
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Fine, fine.
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I'm gonna go get a warrant,
See if I can pick him up.
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Yeah, good. Okay.
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Well, I'll get on it. Sorry
For the interruption.
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- okay, okay.
- nice jacket.
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Just getting it started again.
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Dietrich still out?
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Yeah, and so is harris.
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Thank you.
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Is he gonna get a uniform?
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Uh, that is a possibility.
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What do you mean, a possibility?
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Wojo, can we pick a new topic?
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Is harris quitting?
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It's new.
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I really couldn't tell you.
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That's gonna have
To be his decision.
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What did you say to him?
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Nothing that didn't
Have to be said.
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Went right for the throat, huh?
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It was mutual.
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Well, uh...
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You want to know
Something that I, uh...
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I think might've been a
Contributing factor?
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What?
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The uniform.
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- wojo...
- I mean yours.
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You see, barn, you put
One of these things on,
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It makes you feel different.
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It gives you a sense of power
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That you don't have, really.
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I mean, uh...
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Y-y-you look so much like
You know what you're doing,
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Next thing, you think you
Really do know what you're doing,
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And that makes you reckless.
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Like now?
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Yeah.
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Good example.
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Yeah.
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Hello, mac.
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What's going on?
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What'd you do, kill another dog?
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They don't know about that.
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Can I help you?
I'm captain miller.
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William macdonald,
Postal branch supervisor.
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I zipped right over here
As soon as I got your call.
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We really appreciate
That, mr. Macdonald.
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"Zipped" over.
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It's postal humor.
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I see.
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Helps us through
The gloom of night.
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More postal humor?
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You know, I don't understand
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What fleischer's
Doing in the cell.
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I mean, he's one of
My best carriers.
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Well, that may be,
Mr. Macdonald, however...
267
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,714
Hey, w-w-what's that?
268
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,417
That is a portion of
The mail we discovered
269
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,152
In mr. Fleischer's apartment.
270
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,588
Apparently, he has not
Been delivering the mail
271
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,845
For the past seven years.
272
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,494
That's not our policy.
273
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,796
I didn't think it was.
274
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,667
Uh, may I speak to
Mr. Fleischer privately?
275
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,056
Be my guest.
276
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,971
What the hell were you doing?
277
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,240
Nothing.
278
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,943
Besides that!
279
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,745
I can't believe this.
280
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,579
All right. Move inside.
281
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,450
6 years, 11 months, 29 days.
282
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,852
Time flies, huh?
283
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:07,189
This is michael fantino.
Picked him up in his room.
284
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,324
Mr. Kotterman's coming
Down to make a positive I.D.
285
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,794
Very good.
286
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,430
Is this your idea of a joke?
287
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,265
Beg your pardon?
288
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,668
Seven years in that crummy room,
289
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,203
Getting my food
Left at the door,
290
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,338
Doing my laundry in the sink,
291
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,876
Never going out 'cause I
Knew you cops were out there,
292
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,279
Combing the streets,
Hunting me day after day,
293
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,547
Year after year.
294
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,782
I started tuesday.
295
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,538
Tuesday?
296
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,741
Afternoon.
297
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,624
You people are really sick.
298
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,160
Over there, jean valjean.
299
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,229
I got time for it now.
300
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,168
Hi, ronnie.
301
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,192
- hey there, arthur.
- hey.
302
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,739
Looks good on you.
303
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,341
Thank you.
304
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,377
One size fits all?
305
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,486
Harris.
306
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,776
Barney.
307
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,094
I'm glad you thought things out,
308
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,030
And, uh...
309
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,633
Obviously I'm delighted
You decided to join us.
310
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,290
Thank you.
311
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,239
As for our earlier discussion,
312
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,477
I said some things in the...
313
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,613
Heat of the moment that, uh...
314
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,482
I didn't mean.
315
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,817
I'm sure you said some
Things you didn't mean.
316
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,340
No.
317
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,578
Excuse me.
318
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,655
The hell with him.
319
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,438
All this time, seven years,
320
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,174
I was sure you guys
Were out looking for me,
321
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,076
Asking questions,
Showing my picture around.
322
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,012
You know, like on "Dragnet."
323
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,214
Occupation?
324
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,650
Self-employed.
325
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,118
Oh?
326
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,254
I make potholders.
327
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,589
That figures.
328
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,758
It helps pass the time.
329
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,393
Ever make oven mitts?
330
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,996
No, just potholders.
331
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,666
Sort of funny, you
Making potholders.
332
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,468
How's that?
333
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,203
You're the one
That's getting burned.
334
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,572
What?
335
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,163
Hey, you wanted
"Dragnet," didn't you?
336
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,647
You know this couldn't
Have happened at a worst time.
337
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,182
You know how busy
We are in january,
338
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,384
Getting out all
The christmas stuff.
339
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:52,254
Relax. Don't sweat it.
340
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,456
Yeah, sure.
341
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,491
Used to be we could relax.
342
00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,362
Then we were the
Only game in town.
343
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,498
Then suddenly we got all
This hot-shot competition
344
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,969
With their overnight
Service, guaranteed delivery.
345
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,938
Fancy lear jets.
346
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,507
Free enterprise gone mad!
347
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,077
Oh, yeah. Sad commentary.
348
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:19,081
And then you go and
Pull a dumb stunt like this.
349
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,749
What's your point?
350
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,552
My point is that
You can't just stop
351
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,253
Giving people their mail.
352
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,944
They won't like it.
353
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,925
So how many complaints
354
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,716
Have you gotten against me?
355
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,586
Uh, no more than usual.
356
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,667
In fact, damn few.
357
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,870
People don't complain
About what they don't get.
358
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,039
Yeah, well, that
May be, but still,
359
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:49,144
We can't just up and stop
Delivering the mail altogether.
360
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,979
Ah, I mean sure,
361
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:54,482
It would radically reduce
Manpower, of course,
362
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,484
And vehicle use.
363
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,710
Save on fuel consumption.
364
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,849
That would look
Very good on paper.
365
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,699
No! Oh, no! That's insane.
366
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,456
No, unthinkable. Mm.
367
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,060
But it could work.
368
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,074
All right, you're
Going in the cage.
369
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,909
Actually, I guess
I don't really mind
370
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,211
Being caught so much.
371
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,379
At least I get a chance
To talk to some people.
372
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,413
Uh-huh.
373
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,849
I was alone for so long.
374
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,516
- seven years, right?
- right.
375
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,019
No human contact,
Not even a phone call.
376
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,043
Inside.
377
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,726
In fact, in all that time, I
Didn't even get any mail.
378
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,916
Hi, there.
379
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,399
Captain, I have tried
To talk to fleischer,
380
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,202
But I'm afraid it's
A waste of time.
381
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,571
I think he's mentally unstable.
382
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,740
I wouldn't know about that.
383
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,543
Of course, you realize he
Was acting entirely alone.
384
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,445
No one's accusing
The post office
385
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,981
Of any wrongdoing.
386
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,183
I can assure you
This sort of thing
387
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,786
Probably won't happen again.
388
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,821
Probably?
389
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,923
Did I say that?
390
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,848
Uh, well, I better
Be getting back.
391
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,797
Someone will be
Calling to arrange
392
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,299
For mr. Fleischer's transfer
To federal jurisdiction.
393
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,801
Fine.
394
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,237
You'll be sure to let me know
Where they "Forward" him?
395
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,308
I'll keep you "Posted."
396
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,800
The fun's contagious!
397
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,186
Uh, barney?
398
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,620
Yeah?
399
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,690
Want to talk in the office?
400
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,292
No.
401
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,829
No, there's no reason
We can't talk out here.
402
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,430
I mean, let's face it.
403
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:53,135
Our, uh, dispute is
Not exactly a secret
404
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,571
To the other
Members of the squad.
405
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:59,875
Yeah, well, uh... So go ahead.
406
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,899
Woj.
407
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,269
I'm here.
408
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:11,486
Well, um, look, barney,
I just felt that, um...
409
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,356
That you were, you know,
Forcing me back into a corner,
410
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,791
And, you know,
Trying to force me
411
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:21,330
To decide my whole
Life right then and there.
412
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,665
You put me in the position
413
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,502
Where I had to force the issue.
414
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,403
That's true.
415
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,806
Yeah, well, right.
416
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,241
That was my fault.
417
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,810
I should've had on a uniform,
418
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,912
And you certainly
Had a perfect right
419
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,268
To point that out.
420
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,182
Thank you.
421
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:44,753
Of course, I mean,
You did digress a bit.
422
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,977
Oh, yeah?
423
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,525
Well, I mean, when I...
424
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,662
You know, when
I said how I felt...
425
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,332
How tired I was
Hearing about your book
426
00:20:57,356 --> 00:21:00,257
And your other pursuits...
427
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,894
I meant that.
428
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:09,845
Perhaps I said it with
A bit too much, uh...
429
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,304
Gusto, but... It
Was something I...
430
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,819
Felt should be said,
431
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,443
Something I felt
You should hear.
432
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,793
Okay. I can see that.
433
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,127
Good.
434
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,165
Oh, barn, also, you
Know, what I said to you
435
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,668
About your prospects
Somewhat limited...
436
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,437
"Severely limited."
437
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,440
"Severely limited," right.
438
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,599
Well... I meant that, too.
439
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,281
Okay.
440
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,150
I mean, there's nothing
Wrong with that.
441
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:53,521
I mean, why should everybody
Have to have my compulsion
442
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,224
For success?
443
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:57,359
Right.
444
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,828
The point is, barn,
445
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,698
That, I mean, there are
Going to be conflicts.
446
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,800
There's gonna be
A certain degree
447
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,537
Of hostility and jealousy...
448
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,461
And it's healthy.
449
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,130
Exactly.
450
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,835
Well, I feel better.
451
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,572
Yeah, I think it's good
That we talked like this.
452
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,213
I mean, you really
Need them in the kitchen,
453
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:55,116
I mean, to get your
Pies out of the oven,
454
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:58,119
Cookie sheets, hot casseroles...
455
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,855
Yeah, yeah!
456
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,257
And they're also
Very decorative,
457
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:05,126
With a wide selection
Of colors and designs.
458
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,417
Want to get him out of here?
459
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,866
He's all set.
460
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,990
They just got to
Come pick him up.
461
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:18,306
Can I change now?
It's checkout time.
462
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,209
You know...
463
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,679
Actually, these
Things aren't that bad.
464
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:26,615
I just happened to glance
At myself in the mirror
465
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,750
And can't complain.
466
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,151
No.
467
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:32,153
In fact, you know,
468
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,189
Uniforms are kind
Of in right now.
469
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,592
You know, with the
Village people and all.
470
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,193
What village people?
471
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,584
They're a group...
472
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,766
Of singers.
473
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,635
Oh.
474
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,370
You know, like the modernaires.
475
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,005
Oh!
476
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,874
You really dug 'em, huh?
477
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,075
Oh, yeah.
478
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,911
Sir?
479
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,245
Yeah? Oh.
480
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,715
Just dropping off the
Manpower reports before I leave.
481
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,016
Fine. Thank you, levitt.
482
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,551
My pleasure.
483
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,353
You know, it's sort of strange
Seeing you all in uniform
484
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,689
While I'm in plain clothes.
485
00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:09,647
Why don't we keep it that way?
486
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,184
I'm on my own time now.
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