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Gentlemen,
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Next week's duty
Roster for your perusal.
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Mnh-mnh. I quit.
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Problem, harris?
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Barn, you got me on with
Inspector luger again.
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Wojo has been on with
Him for the last few days.
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So now it's my turn
In the barrel again?
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Exactly.
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Barney, I'm still
Trying to recover
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From that stakeout last week.
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I mean, 10 hours in a car
With the old inspector.
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I mean, blowing his
Nose every five minutes,
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Slurping his coffee.
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Barn, making little shadow
Puppets on the dashboard.
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And telling those same
Old morbid stories...
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How they gunned down foster,
How they blew up kleiner...
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They gunned down
Kleiner, blew up foster.
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Whatever, barn. The
Man is not fun to be with.
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Harris...
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Harris, we work in
Teams around here.
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Now, the man has to
Be on with somebody.
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So? Why don't you put
Him on with dietrich?
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Hey. Whoa.
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Hey, come on, arthur, man.
Look, just name your price.
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- forget it.
- gentlemen.
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Look, I had him for 10 hours.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
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Yes, the man can
Be grating at times.
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However, he has
Been assigned here,
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And he will be here for,
Uh, god knows how long.
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It's up to us
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To be as tolerant and
Understanding as possible.
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In here, clyde.
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Boy, you're just lucky
That foster or kleiner
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Never get ahold of you.
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Keep a good thought.
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What do you got, inspector?
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Scum, barney.
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How you doing?
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Who is this?
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Uh, this is felix morrissey.
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He tried to hold up a drugstore
Over on houston using this.
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Must be 100 years old.
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Looks like a dueling pistol.
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Uh, the clerk wouldn't
Take him seriously,
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Refused to open the register.
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Yeah, the guy wanted
Proof that my gun worked.
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I mean, I gave him my word.
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When we got there,
They were still arguing,
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And inspector just
Walked right up
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And grabbed the
Gun away from him.
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Sure.
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He didn't scare me with
That sissy little peashooter.
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Hey, jack, I don't
Make fun of your gun.
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Eh!
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Harris.
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Inspector.
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We don't get to see
Weapons like this very often.
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Where did you get it?
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I bought it for 50 bucks.
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From whom?
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Hey, I can't tell you that.
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That's professional ethics.
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Well, I'm sure you'll understand
Why we have to book you.
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Sure.
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Okay, plant it over here, punko.
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Check out the serial
Number of that thing.
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Yeah, uh, barn,
This thing works.
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I mean, I unloaded
It myself, and, uh...
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Yeah?
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Uh... Nothing.
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Look, uh, yeah.
We'll be right over.
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Barney, call from the
Police property warehouse.
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Barn, we're being robbed.
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Wonderful.
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Barn, I'm on with dietrich.
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Dietrich?
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Notice how casually I took that.
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I mean, right in stride.
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A few years ago,
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I would've said "My god!"
Or at least "You're kidding."
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Sure, barn.
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I mean, after
Being a cop so long,
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I mean, you're bound
To become jaded.
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Come on, arthur. We got
A burglary in progress.
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It's the police warehouse.
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Holy moly... Us?
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Hey, I'm still new.
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Uh... Did you watch the
Knick game on tv last night?
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How could I?
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You know my dumont went kaput.
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Oh. Right. Sorry.
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That's okay, barney.
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If anything good comes on,
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I can always duck
Into the local gin mill
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Or else go down,
Stand on the sidewalk,
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Watch it through the
Window of an appliance store.
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It's next week's duty roster.
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Oh, yeah... "Duty roster."
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Seems to me like
They're kind of shuffling
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The old inspector around pretty
Good these days, huh, barney?
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I mean, one day with
Harris, one day with d.D.
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I thought that would
Be the way to do it.
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This way, if you rotate,
Everybody gets a chance.
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- ah, a rotation, huh?
- yeah.
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Kind of makes me feel
Like the old, senile uncle,
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You know, the family
Keeps passing around
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From one relative to another,
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Until one of them
Gets up guts enough
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To stick him into a home.
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Inspector, that is not the case.
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That's what they
Did with brownie.
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I mean, I wanted to
Take him in with me, barn.
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Honest to god.
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I mean, the plastic tubes
And all, but I just couldn't.
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Inspector...
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I couldn't leave him alone
There in the apartment
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All day by himself, could I?
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What if there's a fire
Or earthquake or...
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Or the phone rang?
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Okay, mr. Osborne,
Right in here, please.
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I was just cutting
Through the red tape.
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I'm afraid there may
Be more coming up.
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Barn, this is
Mr. Joseph osborne.
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The guys down at property
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Caught him coming off the
Warehouse loading dock
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Carrying that sony in his arms.
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I wasn't stealing it.
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Of course.
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No, he wasn't, barn. It's his.
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Huh?
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I guess you don't
Remember me, captain,
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But I was here about
A year and a half ago
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After my apartment was robbed.
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Within a week, your
People had caught the thief
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And recovered my tv set.
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- oh.
- but you never gave it back!
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Huh?
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Barney, apparently,
Mr. Osborne had a little difficulty
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Reclaiming the set from
The property department.
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First they said they had to
Keep it until after the trial
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In case they needed
The tv in court.
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- that took four months.
- yeah, well...
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Then they said
They had to keep it
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Until I got a release
From the district attorney.
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That took 15 weeks.
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Then they tell me
They have to hold it
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In case the guy who
Took it puts in a claim!
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It's diabolical!
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It is a bit complex, I admit.
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And we both know the
Reason why, don't we, captain?
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No. Why?
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It's because all the property
That doesn't get claimed
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Gets auctioned off,
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And your police fund
Gets all the money, right?
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Well, that is what happens,
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But I can assure you it's not
Because the police department
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Is confiscating private
Property for its own benefit.
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This thing color?
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Look, I can appreciate your
Frustration, mr. Osborne,
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But that is no reason
For breaking and entering.
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All I know is now
I got my tv back.
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Dietrich: guess again.
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The serial number on the theft
Report doesn't match the tv.
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What?
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You got the wrong sony.
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They all look alike.
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What?
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I'm afraid you've stolen
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Somebody else's
Television set, mr. Osborne.
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- barn.
- yeah.
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Uh, I ran down the gun.
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It belongs to a collector,
But it wasn't on the hot sheet.
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No?
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No, so I got him
Coming down here.
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Okay.
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Barn?
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Yeah?
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Uh... It's about
Inspector luger.
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If you'll check the roster,
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You'll see that
Harris is on with him.
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No, that's not it.
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Oh?
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You're always trying
To get ahead of me.
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What is it? What
About inspector luger?
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Well, it's about the way
That he grabbed morrissey
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In the drugstore.
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Yeah?
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I mean, it was something
That you had to see.
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He just totally
Moved in and took over.
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Yeah?
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I mean, morrissey was
Pointing a gun at him
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And telling him to stay away,
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And luger walked right up to him
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And grabbed it by the
Barrel and took it from him.
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By the barrel?
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Yeah. It was like he
Was daring him to use it.
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What is it you're
Trying to say, wojo?
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Just that the...
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Just that the way he
Acted was, you know, like...
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Like he wanted to get shot.
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Come on, that's ridiculous!
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Okay.
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I mean, it's just not
The way the man is.
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He would never do a
Thing like that. He's, uh...
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Sure, he's been having
A tough time of it.
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He's depressed
Because of his demotion,
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But it's not that serious.
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Right.
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He does have a kind of a...
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Preoccupation...
With the morbid.
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He was talking about
Not wanting to...
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Go out like brownie, you know.
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How he'd prefer a
Clean, quick death.
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Of course, that's just talk.
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Well, I'm glad you
Cleared that up.
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A year and a half you guys
Have kept my tv set locked up,
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Giving me the runaround.
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Look, I'm sure everything's
Gonna work just fine.
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Are you getting me my tv?
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I'm working on it.
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Sure.
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Mr. Osborne.
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Because of you guys,
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I missed nearly two whole
Seasons of television.
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Football games, world
Series, all the new shows.
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In the cage.
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I haven't even seen
"Real people" yet.
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Some day you'll thank us.
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Uh, inspector.
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Yeah.
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Not a bad little
Peashooter, huh, barney?
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Uh, yeah.
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Solid, compact.
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It could get the job done.
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Could use a cleaning, though.
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- uh, inspector.
- huh?
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No, I'm not through
With it, barn.
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Uh... Wojo needs it.
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Huh?
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Evidence.
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Well, pardon me for living.
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Excuse me?
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I'm looking for a
Sergeant wojciehowicz.
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Yeah, we're all
Looking for something.
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Vogel, I'm wojciehowicz.
This is captain miller.
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Hello.
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Mr. Vogel.
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Is, uh... Is this your gun?
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Yes, that's my 1850
Double-action pepperbox.
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It's one of my
Most prized pieces.
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Ah.
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I-I-it was stolen.
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But that theft was
Never reported.
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Well, I-I-I didn't know
The procedure, you see.
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But now that I'm here,
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I'll just fill out
The necessary forms
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And get out of your way.
259
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,952
Can I see your license
For this weapon?
260
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,621
Oh, yes. Yes, of
Course. It's right here.
261
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:02,324
I have a collector's license.
262
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,817
This is my foster
Child. She's in korea.
263
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,932
She depends on me.
264
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,268
Oh, yes, here it is.
265
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,428
Her name is kim lee.
She'll be 18 next month.
266
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,564
Not bad.
267
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,313
Seems to be in order.
268
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,916
Oh. Oh, yes.
Certainly. Of course.
269
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,919
Well, I'll just take
My gun and run along.
270
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,822
You have a large
Collection, mr. Vogel?
271
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,790
Yes, yes, I have some pieces
272
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,294
That go clear back
To the 16th century.
273
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,064
Breechloaders and
Flintlocks and smoothbores.
274
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,633
Any of them missing?
275
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,469
All of them.
276
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,938
Why didn't you tell us?
277
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,908
I just did.
278
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,497
Have a seat, mr. Vogel.
279
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,782
I mean, to lose such
A valuable collection
280
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,205
And not report it...
281
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,954
Is it just possible, mr. Vogel,
282
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,958
That included in
That collection are...
283
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,326
Are some illegal firearms?
284
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,631
I see you've guessed
My little secret.
285
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,602
Well, I did have a
Few verboten items.
286
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,704
Such as?
287
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:25,207
Oh, a submachine gun
And a flamethrower
288
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,977
And a couple grenade launchers.
289
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,413
Wojo, you better
Get a complete list
290
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,783
And get out an apb
As soon as possible.
291
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,951
Yeah. Right. Gotcha.
292
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,988
Barney, bank hold-up.
Guy's got a bazooka.
293
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,257
It's probably mine.
294
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,458
I'll take it, barney.
295
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,795
Uh, inspector, that
Won't be necessary.
296
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,229
Huh? But it's my case.
297
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,331
Wojo, take harris.
298
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,533
Thanks, barn.
299
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,825
Take some uniforms and
Contact emergency service.
300
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,100
Playing favorites, huh?
301
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,489
A couple of german mausers.
302
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,513
Hmm.
303
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,320
An m-17 rocket launcher.
304
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,635
You got no cruise missiles?
305
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,960
Can't keep those in the city.
306
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,777
Got that list done yet?
307
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,266
Oh, yes.
308
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,439
Here. Look.
309
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,792
You got enough firepower
Here to level a city.
310
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,560
Thank you.
311
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,596
Ought to send it
Over to afghanistan.
312
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,998
Knock those commies
Back under the iron curtain,
313
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,065
Where they belong.
314
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,057
Just brushing up on
My cold war jargon.
315
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,140
Pinko.
316
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,510
Mr. Morrissey, if you've
Been paying any attention,
317
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,578
You know that this
Thing has turned serious.
318
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,014
Now I want to know...
Where did you get that gun?
319
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:12,982
I can't tell you!
320
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:13,982
Mr. Morrissey!
321
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:14,984
I don't know!
322
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,885
It was some guy
I met in the bar.
323
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,087
I gave him the money.
He gave me the gun.
324
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,789
I didn't even get his name.
325
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,213
It was just a brief encounter.
326
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,030
All right, let's
Get that apb out,
327
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,833
And get on to all the
Borough commanders.
328
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,334
You better warn
Them that there may be
329
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,602
A lot of firepower
On the streets.
330
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,392
What about my tv?
331
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:41,977
Oh, inspector.
332
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,646
Where you been, barney?
333
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,880
I was downstairs.
334
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,416
I had some things
To take care of.
335
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,384
Oh.
336
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,986
You need anything?
337
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,857
Huh? No, no.
338
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,726
There's just nothing
For me to do out there,
339
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,829
So I thought I'd
Just sit in here.
340
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,996
Inspector...
341
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,666
You got d.D. Taking
Care of that gun nut.
342
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,269
Then you send wojo out
With harris on my case.
343
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,604
Inspector, I felt it was better
That they work together.
344
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,440
Now, they have been
Together for years,
345
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,075
And they know
Each other's moves.
346
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,809
Or maybe you're just afraid
347
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,412
To send frankie luger
Out on a call, huh?
348
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,982
Figure maybe he's
Getting a little too old.
349
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,984
Can't cut the mustard anymore.
350
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,853
That's not the case at all.
351
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,156
I thought I handled myself
Pretty good with that punk.
352
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,624
As a matter of fact,
353
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,893
Wojo was talking
To me about that.
354
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,129
Oh, was he?
355
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,764
Changing his story, huh?
356
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,434
Trying to grab off
Some of the glory?
357
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,002
Listen, I'm the guy
That grabbed the gun
358
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,705
Out of that young
Punk's hand, remember?
359
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,107
I know.
360
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,709
I laid it all right
On the line, barney.
361
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,678
I could've got myself killed.
362
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,947
Are you sure that
Wasn't the whole idea?
363
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:52,948
Huh?
364
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,950
What? Oh.
365
00:17:56,376 --> 00:18:00,522
You think I was looking to
Take a slug in the gut, hmm?
366
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,425
You think I wanted to
Go out on that bank heist
367
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,027
So maybe I could walk
In front of a bazooka,
368
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,397
Get my head blown
Off my shoulders,
369
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,067
My ears and everything
Splattered all over the walls?
370
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,571
They'd have to scrape
Me off with a putty knife?
371
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,139
Is that what you think?
372
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,175
Yeah.
373
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,265
Oh.
374
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,181
I appreciate that, barney.
375
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,684
Inspector, it's just that
You can't help notice
376
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,554
How depressed you've been
With the demotion and everything
377
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,155
And how you're always
Talking about foster and kleiner
378
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,091
And how great it
Was that they got it
379
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,460
In the line of duty,
And I was just worried
380
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,562
That you were looking
To set yourself up
381
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,263
For the same thing
To happen to you.
382
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:46,435
Poppycock, barney.
383
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,438
Never entered my mind.
384
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,706
You're certain?
385
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,974
Certainly.
386
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,978
I may get a little down in
The dumps occasionally,
387
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,515
But that don't mean
I'm about to go out
388
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,185
And take a bazooka
Blast in the bread basket.
389
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,720
I'm glad to hear that,
390
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,656
'cause we're genuinely
Fond of you around here,
391
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,459
And we'd like to see you
Hang around for a while.
392
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,930
Bet you they'd give me one
Hell of a funeral, though,
393
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:15,954
Huh, barn?
394
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,856
A closed coffin, of course.
395
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,508
- hey.
- hey.
396
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,310
Look familiar?
397
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,834
That's betty.
398
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,279
About that raise, barney...
399
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,681
Wojo!
400
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,563
Uh, it isn't loaded.
401
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,900
It's already been fired.
402
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,768
Come on, big blast, get in here.
403
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,071
I had no idea. I
Mean, the noise.
404
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,139
What happened?
405
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,208
I don't know. It just went boom.
406
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,310
Barn, this is vincent turso.
407
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,178
He walked into
The bank with that,
408
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,880
Told them to open the vault.
409
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,748
Otherwise, he
Would blow it open.
410
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,150
Are there chimes in here?
411
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,886
Anyway, when they
Said they couldn't,
412
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,722
He blew a 3-foot hole
Through the door.
413
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,225
Pretty stupid stunt, mr. Turso.
414
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,360
No kidding.
415
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,263
Barn, the backblast knocked
Out most of the windows.
416
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,332
Well, I wasn't supposed
To use that thing.
417
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,267
The guy gives it to me,
Says "Go in and point it.
418
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,969
They'll be throwing
Money all over you."
419
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,971
- what guy?
- the guy that I bought it from.
420
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,906
- who was?
- I don't know. Just some guy.
421
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,296
I met him at the ballet.
422
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,744
Book him.
423
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,213
All right. Mr. Vogel?
424
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,115
Come on. Sit down.
425
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,884
You want to take it easy,
Huh? It's been very rough.
426
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,085
Just sit down.
427
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,854
Did you ever fire one of those?
428
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,789
Yeah, in nam.
429
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,880
Oh, sure. Outside.
430
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,861
Am I free to leave now?
431
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,096
No.
432
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,098
Not until you're given
A criminal citation
433
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,232
For each illegal piece.
434
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,234
I did that.
435
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,291
Oh.
436
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,838
Yeah, you can go.
437
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,830
I guess you're wondering
Why I collect guns.
438
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,346
No, not particularly.
439
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,182
You see, guns are america.
440
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,218
The history of the gun is
The history of this country,
441
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,388
From the pilgrims' blunderbuss
To the winchester, the colt.
442
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,457
Why, even the
Snub-nosed .38 you carry.
443
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,727
- quite a cavalcade.
- mm-hmm.
444
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,697
Culminating with the
Ultimate gun... The atomic bomb...
445
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:32,034
The one that may make
All other guns obsolete.
446
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,870
Unfortunately, you'll
Have to do without that one
447
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,104
In your collection.
448
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:40,342
Yes, I guess so.
449
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,506
I'll keep the file open.
450
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,046
Hey, barn...
451
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,728
Inspector luger is out there,
452
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,864
Fiddling around
With the bazooka.
453
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:05,567
Wojo, I had a long
Talk with the man.
454
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,469
He's fine.
455
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,938
He's okay.
456
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,141
You mean he's not
Thinking about, uh...
457
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,836
The man said it never
Entered his mind.
458
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,785
Oh, yeah?
459
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,776
At least not until
We brought it up.
460
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,693
So you had to
Drag me into it, huh?
461
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,029
Barn? Line 2.
462
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,931
Inspector henderson,
Commissioner's office.
463
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:36,955
Thank you.
464
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,803
Okay.
465
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:45,807
Oh, my god, it's my tv.
466
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,876
Yeah, I got you
A bail ticket, too.
467
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,011
I dreamed about this day.
468
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,980
So did I.
469
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:56,084
Okay, just have to sign this,
And then you can go home.
470
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,922
See? I wasn't lying.
471
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:04,192
Same model, same
Size, same color.
472
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,827
Same problem.
473
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:06,895
What?
474
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:10,098
We got to hold
This for your trial.
475
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,567
But you've got another one.
476
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,835
Well, you know, because of
The way your defense is set up...
477
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,904
The similarities,
The tv, et cetera.
478
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,072
Well, you understand.
479
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,440
But...
480
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,975
Don't worry. We'll
Take care of this.
481
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,543
We'll get it to
You in good shape
482
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,844
As soon as the trial is over.
483
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:24,846
Good night, mr. Osborne.
Take care of yourself.
484
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,249
Don't worry about the set.
We'll take care of it for you.
485
00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,608
Watch yourself.
486
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,790
Gentlemen.
487
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,726
Change to the duty roster.
488
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,127
Inspector?
489
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,250
Yeah?
490
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,632
You're being reassigned.
491
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,734
Yeah? Where?
492
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:49,571
Staten island or
Columbus circle?
493
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,539
They want you back downtown.
494
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:52,763
Huh?
495
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,781
You mean back doing
What I did before?
496
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:03,185
Tomorrow morning, you
Report to manhattan south.
497
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,854
Well, men,
498
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,757
Looks like you'll be losing
The old inspector, huh?
499
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,058
Terrific!
500
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,649
About time.
501
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:21,170
Of course, I intend to stick
Around for the rest of the day.
502
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,472
- sure.
- sure.
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