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What you got?
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Corned beef.
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You know, corned beef
Has a high ratio of salt
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In relation to protein content.
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Oh, yeah?
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Animal fat is probably
The leading contributor
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To heart disease.
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The number-one killer
In america, heart disease.
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So?
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You gonna eat that other half?
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Go ahead.
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Appreciate it.
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Right.
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You guys open?
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Yeah. What can I do for you?
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I was here last year,
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When you had the open house.
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I'm afraid you're a
Couple months early.
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I got business... A crime.
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Take a seat over there,
And I'll get a report form.
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I hope I'm not disturbing you.
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I mean, I see
You're eating food.
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That's okay.
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I'll be right back.
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That's mine.
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I mean, I'm not that hungry.
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I just had a pigeon.
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What, uh, what seems
To be the problem?
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Well, it's my friends.
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They keep
Disappearing, you know?
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I mean, they're there
One day and gone the next.
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That's kind of an
Occupational hazard,
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Isn't it?
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Yeah, but they're not
Leaving on their own.
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I mean, this place
We live, the mission...
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Somebody's coming
In there at night
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And hustling them
Out of bed someplace.
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Kind of a bum's rush?
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I don't make jokes
About your job.
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Dietrich...
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"Occupation on the floss."
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What are you doing,
A crossword, captain?
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Yeah, 17 down...
"Occupation on the floss."
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"Dentist" doesn't fit.
It's only six letters.
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Have you ever noticed
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That, uh, most of
Our conversations
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Tend to be of an
Impersonal nature?
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Well, I just thought, you
Know, maybe you knew...
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I mean, we never have a normal,
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Everyday conversation
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Like you do with the other guys.
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Want to have one now?
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Sure.
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All right.
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How's everything going?
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So-so. How you doing?
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Can't complain.
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How's mrs. Miller?
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Oh, fine, fine.
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- your kids?
- good.
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What do you got, two of them?
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Yeah.
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Uh, david will be going
Into junior high school.
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Rachel will be graduating
From hobart in the spring.
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Where does the time go, huh?
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Beats me.
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What was that, 17 across?
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Down.
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Harris: uh, barney?
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- excuse me.
- yeah.
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I'm sure you
Remember mr. Brewer.
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Ray.
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Yeah, ray. How
Are you, ray? Yeah.
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Mr. Brewer says that
Some of his colleagues
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Have been dropping out of sight.
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He suspects there
May be some foul play.
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It was a nice neighborhood
Before the discos moved in.
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I'm gonna go check it out.
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We'll do what we
Can, mr. Brewer.
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I'm seriously considering
Moving to the suburbs.
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Yeah, but then you
Got the commute,
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You know, the
Yard, raking leaves.
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Wojo: uh, barney?
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, we'll take care of it.
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That was a call from a
Bar over on wall street...
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Got some hooker trying
To solicit a law firm.
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All right, check it out.
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Dietrich.
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Miller.
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"Occupation on the
Floss"... It's "Miller."
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Oh.
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"Mill on the floss" was
A george eliot novel.
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Right, right, yeah.
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Setting was a mill,
So the occupation...
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Yeah, yeah, I got it, dietrich.
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Do you need any help
With "Blank google"?
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Mail call, gentlemen.
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I'm not expecting anything.
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12th precinct. Levitt.
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Unless it's an emergency,
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I'm afraid you're gonna
Have to call back later.
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No detectives are
Available at the moment.
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No, ma'am, I'm a
Uniformed officer,
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Not a detective.
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Well, it's mostly politics...
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Not what you know,
But who you know.
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It's a sad state
Of affairs. I agree.
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It wouldn't hurt
To write a letter.
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Bye-bye.
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Afternoon, sir.
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Levitt.
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Your mail.
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Thank you.
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You've been here long?
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Long enough.
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Good.
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You allow refills?
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Sure. Here you go.
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Good java.
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So how long you been a cop?
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Pushing 20 years now.
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Gonna make a career of it, huh?
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Looks like it.
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Well, glad someone's doing okay.
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Thank you.
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You're probably wondering
How I became a bum.
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I figure it's not really
Any of my business.
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Oh, hey, listen, I'm sorry.
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I guess nobody likes to
Listen to this kind of stuff.
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I'll tell you, I, uh...
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Actually, I've always been
Quite curious about that.
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I mean, just...
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What chain of circumstances
Would lead someone to, uh...
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That... Position in life.
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Well, I'll tell you.
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Believe it or not,
A few years ago,
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I had a good job,
Beautiful family,
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Nice house, respect
In the community.
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Then something happened,
And I became a bum.
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Thanks for sharing that, ray.
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Any time, barney.
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Listen, I'm really
Sorry about this.
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Oh, look, it's not your fault.
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I mean, if I broke the law,
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You're gonna have to arrest me.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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What's that about?
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You tell me.
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Cap, this is miss laura kirgo...
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Solicitation, trespassing,
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Disorderly conduct.
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Don't go by that.
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Huh?
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See, she sort of
Caused a riot in the bar.
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According to the bartender,
She would come on to a guy,
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Get him all, uh, interested,
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And then drop him and
Go on to another guy.
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See, no one was right.
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My standards... They're
Exceptionally high.
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That's very commendable.
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She wasn't really soliciting...
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I mean, for money.
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I was just looking for
A suitable volunteer.
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For what?
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To father my child.
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I see.
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You do?
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I want to have a baby.
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It's just that I'm not
Particularly interested
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In having a husband.
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Doesn't that go
With the territory?
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Give him time.
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Who's pressing charges?
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The owner.
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He's the only
One she didn't ask.
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I never thought this
Was gonna be this tough.
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I mean, I'm not asking for
A lifelong commitment.
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All I want is just a few hours
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With a healthy,
Reasonably intelligent man.
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I'm ray.
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Wojo, you want to
Take care of miss kirgo?
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I'll book her.
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That's what I had in mind, yes.
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Have a seat.
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You know, actually,
More and more women
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Are opting for
Single motherhood,
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Whether through
Artificial insemination
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Or miss kirgo's method.
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It satisfies the
Maternal instinct
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And also allows them
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To maintain an
Individual lifestyle.
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You want to know what I think?
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I think the family unit is
Falling apart fast enough
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Without behavior like
That to give it a shove.
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I guess that eliminates you.
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Whew!
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What'd you find out?
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Well, I don't ever
Want to be poor.
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Oh, barney, you
Should see this place.
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I mean...
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People are staring
Out into space,
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Laying up against walls,
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Sitting in their
Own wine... Domestic!
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What did you find out?
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Oh, I talked to some
Of them, barney,
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And they tell pretty much
The same story as mr. Brewer.
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I guess a couple of weeks ago
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Somebody started
Coming in the night
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And carting the bums away.
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Hmm.
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So, what's our next move?
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Going undercover?
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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Barn, you're not talking
About sending me down there?
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Yeah.
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Well, he can't go
Dressed like that.
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No kidding.
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Well, the tie is all right.
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Uh, why don't you and
Ray work out the details
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On the wardrobe, huh?
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Sure, barn.
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Gonna need that jacket?
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Of course, I have to find out
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About their genetic background.
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I have to make sure
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That there's no history
Of insanity or disease.
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Well, that must really
Get them in the mood.
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My child is entitled
To the best father
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That I can find.
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I need your address.
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734 west 23rd street.
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I'm not just looking for someone
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Who's genetically acceptable.
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I'm also looking for a person
With a degree of compassion,
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Sensitivity, and perceptiveness.
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I think those things
Are passed along, too.
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Yeah, but it seems to me
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That going up to a
Bunch of guys in a bar
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Is not a very good way of
Finding someone like that.
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That's a good point.
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You're very perceptive.
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I just got lucky.
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Sure.
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Ta-da!
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Ha ha!
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Inspector luger's back,
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And the 12th precinct's got him.
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Hiya, men.
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Inspector luger, what
A pleasant surprise.
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Same to you, har.
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Hey, I read your book.
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Oh?
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Yeah, I see where
The old inspector
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Popped up in there a
Couple of times, huh?
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Yeah, right.
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You know, though, har, it
Seems to me that I come off
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As being a little weirdo,
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A bit of an oddball.
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Editorial license.
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Aha!
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That's good.
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Who's the "Buddy,
Can you spare a dimer"?
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Ray brewer. Nice to meet you.
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Hi, brewer.
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Hi, brewer. Sorry,
No spare change.
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Laundromat tonight.
268
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,671
D.D.
269
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,206
I.L.
270
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,540
Huh?
271
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,609
Oh, touché!
272
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,077
Huh?
273
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:58,414
Looks like wojo's struck
The mother lode, hmm?
274
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,815
Yeah, you could say that.
275
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,283
What's she here for?
276
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,585
She's looking for somebody.
277
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,786
Hmm. Missing person?
278
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:04,810
Uh-huh.
279
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,623
Wojciehowicz.
280
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,057
Good to see you, inspector.
281
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,593
Same to you, woj.
282
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,862
And, of course, this
Would be miss, mrs., ms.?
283
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,263
Kirgo.
284
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:18,568
Charming. Frank luger, nypd.
285
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:21,325
If I can be of any service...
286
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,329
No, thanks.
287
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,677
Inspector.
288
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,279
Hey, barney.
289
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,415
It's been a long time
Since we've seen you.
290
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,517
I've been feeling a
Little under the weather.
291
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,720
You know, I haven't
Been myself lately.
292
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,755
You appear in good spirits now.
293
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,592
Mmm. Fooled you, too, huh?
294
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,827
Is there a problem?
What's the matter?
295
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,695
Barney, I just come from having
296
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,233
The most humiliating
Experience in my life.
297
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,235
What happened?
298
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,769
Hold his calls, d.D.
299
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,237
Right, I.L.
300
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,894
Okay with you, c.M.?
301
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:08,183
They call it a career
Conference, barney,
302
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,220
Like they're helping
You with your career.
303
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,421
What did they say?
304
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,225
Ah, they give me a lot
Of sweet talk about
305
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,093
"Luger, you've done a great job
306
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,328
"With the department.
307
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,263
You're a credit to the force."
308
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,532
Ah, that kind of garbage.
309
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,766
That was it?
310
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,301
Hmm? No, no. No, no.
311
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,170
Then, when they had
Me all buttered up,
312
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,494
Then they stuck in the skewer.
313
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,977
What, uh, what did they say?
314
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,078
What else?
315
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,914
"Luger, take a hike."
316
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,515
They asked you to resign?
317
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,818
Oh, no, no, no, barney.
318
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,453
No, they gave me a choice.
319
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,322
They said, "Frank, now, look...
320
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,424
"You can retire
Now as inspector,
321
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,761
"But you're welcome
To hang around.
322
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,895
"But if you do,
323
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,432
You'll be hanging
Around as a captain."
324
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,900
I see.
325
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,134
Yeah, yeah.
326
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,003
They figure they could
Shame me into quitting
327
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,038
By busting me to captain.
328
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,040
That's wonderful.
329
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,730
Lousy, stinkin' captain.
330
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,048
It's not the end of the world.
331
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:16,052
Oh! Hey, listen, no
Offense, barney, huh?
332
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,387
I mean, that's good
Enough for you.
333
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:22,124
You think it came from upstairs?
334
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,393
Maybe it's just somebody
Trying to bluff you.
335
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,095
Could be. Could be.
336
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,397
They tried to pull the
Same trick on kleiner
337
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,799
A couple of years back.
338
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,901
They tried to
Squeeze him out, too.
339
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:32,902
What happened?
340
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,236
Nothing.
341
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:38,507
Two weeks later, he was
Gunned down on 13th street.
342
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,965
They dropped it after that.
343
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,351
We seem to be alone.
344
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,309
I got a headache.
345
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,823
Oh, I like a sense of humor.
346
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,293
It indicates intelligence.
347
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,683
I got an I.Q. To knock
Your socks off.
348
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,264
I'm back.
349
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,288
We noticed.
350
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,035
Did I miss anything?
351
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,003
No. Talk to you later.
352
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,027
Great.
353
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,676
You want some coffee?
354
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,540
Oh, I'd love some. Thank you.
355
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,882
Well, I checked you for priors.
356
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,853
- that's prior arrests.
- mm-hmm.
357
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:24,987
You're clean.
358
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,144
Oh, good.
359
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,292
Here you go. It's hot.
360
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,316
Thank you.
361
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,586
So, what did he have to say?
362
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,402
Uh, excuse me.
363
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:45,074
I got to sharpen
Some of my pencils.
364
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,442
Believe me... You
Look 100% better.
365
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,477
Yeah, yeah.
366
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,711
I ain't just saying that.
367
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,480
I mean, you look
Really scroungy.
368
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,304
You're too kind.
369
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,453
I tried to warn you
About that chrysler stock.
370
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,722
Oh, reading again, are we?
371
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,913
I bit the bullet on studebaker.
372
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,564
Okay, barn, I'll just
Call their bluff.
373
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,134
They'll back down
Every time, right?
374
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,502
It's worth a shot.
375
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,570
Right.
376
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,772
Uh, barney, I've changed.
377
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,430
Oh, have you?
378
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,478
Yeah, I won't be
Needing that jacket now.
379
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:27,482
Hey, har, what happened
To our dapper dan,
380
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,752
Our resident beau bridges?
381
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,288
Harris is on a case
Down at the bowery.
382
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,724
Oh. Oh, yeah. When in rome...
383
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,659
Yeah. Inspector,
You think I look okay?
384
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,894
I really value your opinion.
385
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,930
Anything else you need, harris?
386
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,900
No, I think I'll be
Hitting the road.
387
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:45,934
Come on, ray.
388
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,402
Sure.
389
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,804
See you around, barney.
390
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:53,642
Hey, we just might make dinner.
391
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,444
Today is turkey bisque.
392
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,401
Oh, again?
393
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,603
Let's go.
394
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,019
Well, I guess this bum
395
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,621
Better be hitting the
Road, too, huh, barney?
396
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,490
Listen, everything's gonna
Work out just fine, I'm sure.
397
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,759
Ah, sure it will, barney.
398
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,362
They ain't gonna
Spit frank luger out
399
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,397
Like an old piece of
Chewing gum, you know,
400
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:19,401
That you already sucked
Out all the good juice, right?
401
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,702
Right.
402
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,672
I've been a cop for
34 years, barney.
403
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,407
I helped build this department.
404
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:26,675
I help make it run.
405
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,011
I helped... What's that...
406
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,813
♪ once I built a railroad ♪
407
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,349
♪ I made it run, made
It race against time ♪
408
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,452
Yeah, I'll see you
Around, barney.
409
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,787
♪ once I built a railroad, now ♪
410
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,155
Hello, levine.
411
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,515
♪ brother, can
You spare a dime? ♪
412
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,497
Levitt?
413
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,466
I got a bail ticket
For a kirgo, l.
414
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,290
- right here.
- I'll take it.
415
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,339
L. Kirgo?
416
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,540
Sir?
417
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,409
Here, you'll have to sign this.
418
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,413
I just happened to run into
Sergeant harris on the stairs.
419
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,648
Such as he was,
420
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,449
Seeing he may be
Occupied tomorrow,
421
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,683
It occurs to me that...
422
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,953
Be here at 9:00 in the morning.
423
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,953
Didn't even finish.
424
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,088
Huh?
425
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,324
I'll prep the desk
For tomorrow, sir.
426
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,480
You do that.
427
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,496
Well, that about does it.
428
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,520
Okay.
429
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,834
Here's your court
Date right here.
430
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,703
Well, you have my address
431
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,671
In case you need to contact me.
432
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,805
All right.
433
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,441
I guess I'll be going home now.
434
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,510
Okay.
435
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,146
Listen, um, I just
Wanted to thank you
436
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,748
For your courtesy
And consideration.
437
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,083
Oh, you're welcome.
438
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,653
And I just wanted to say
That I think that both of you
439
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:48,890
Have very, very fine
Qualities in different areas.
440
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,425
And, for what it's worth,
441
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,928
I think either one of you
Would make a very good father
442
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,664
For anyone's child.
443
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:59,934
So, maybe we'll see each
Other again sometime.
444
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,337
I don't know.
445
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,404
Maybe.
446
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,005
Sure, maybe.
447
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,741
Well, goodbye.
448
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,098
Bye.
449
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,268
After you, ma'am.
450
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,777
Time to check out.
451
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,427
So, you doing anything tonight?
452
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,729
I don't know. How about you?
453
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,966
I got two tickets
To the ranger game.
454
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,100
Oh, yeah?
455
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,257
You want them?
456
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,410
Good morning, wojo.
457
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,799
Hey, barn.
458
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,584
Are you gonna make it?
459
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,886
What do you mean?
460
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,656
The coffee... Are
You gonna make it?
461
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,957
Oh, yeah, sure.
462
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,218
Thanks for waiting up.
463
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,602
How you doing, woj?
464
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,937
Doing all right.
465
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,539
Are you making coffee?
466
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:11,940
Yeah.
467
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,276
Boy, I really could use a cup.
468
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,546
Oh, yeah? Had a
Tough night, huh?
469
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,902
Can't complain.
470
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,150
How'd you like the
Hockey game last night?
471
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,908
Oh, it was really great.
Thanks for the tickets.
472
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,665
Mr. Brewer.
473
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,899
Where's sergeant harris?
474
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,636
I figured he'd be here.
475
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,636
What happened?
476
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,472
I don't know.
477
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,841
I woke up this morning,
His bunk was empty.
478
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,410
A couple of the other
Guys are gone, too.
479
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,478
Dietrich, wojo,
480
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,380
You better check
Out that mission.
481
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,014
I'm sorry. I fell asleep.
482
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,015
Don't worry about it.
483
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,350
It was my first stakeout.
484
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,986
Don't worry about it! It's okay!
485
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,755
Oh, inspector.
486
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,158
Very funny.
487
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,793
What's the matter?
What happened?
488
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,918
Captain frank luger,
Reporting for duty.
489
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,133
Oh.
490
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,191
Nice to have you with us.
491
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,420
But I had to do something
To raise the money.
492
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,588
For what?
493
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:34,889
For my campaign.
494
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,025
Oh, you're running
For president?
495
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,361
Yes, he is, sir.
496
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,596
It seems to me I remember a time
497
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,632
When you didn't mind listening
To a few reminiscences
498
00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:45,801
Of the old inspector.
499
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,202
Captain!
500
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:50,906
Oh, now you're giving it to
Me with both barrels, huh?
501
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,141
Where are you now?
502
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,443
Barney: is that harris?
503
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:57,534
He's calling from a
Stuckey's in maryland.
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