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Dietrich, what you doing?
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You mean this?
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Yeah.
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It's a form of acupressure.
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Your fingernails are
Very vital pressure points.
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Rubbing them can
Stimulate hair growth,
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Cure insomnia,
Improve sexual potency.
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Arthur...
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I know we've had our
Share of theoretical
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And philosophical
Disagreements in the past,
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But... You're nuts,
You know that?
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That's certainly
Another viewpoint.
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Wojo's still out, huh?
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Inside. There we go.
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Too close to call.
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What do you got?
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This is, uh, gilbert lesco.
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He robbed a liquor
Store over on canal.
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Hi, how are you?
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Fine.
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Got a real fried
Banana here, barn.
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Drugs?
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No, thanks.
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I think he's kind of
Permanently slow on the uptake.
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This is what he
Used for the stickup.
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Early 21st century, I'd say.
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The clerk says that
He's a regular customer,
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And so everybody
Just went along with it.
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Me too.
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He lives right next door.
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I picked him up
At his hotel room.
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It's very convenient.
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For us, also.
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Funny.
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Want me to call bellevue?
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Check him out for priors first.
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Starting with this planet?
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Yep.
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Okay, gilbert.
Over here, sit down.
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We're going to get
Some more information,
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And then you can
Call your lawyer.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, you know a lawyer?
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Perry mason.
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Remember him? He was great.
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Yeah. I think he retired.
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Yeah... I guess
After the accident.
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Oh, uh, it's sort
Of an exercise.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's kind of
Like acupuncture.
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You know, it
Stimulates your body.
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I got it.
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Captain, we got an
Assault in progress.
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Take harris. He could
Use the fresh air.
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Dietrich, tell
Barney what this is.
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What?
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You know!
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That's funny.
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Arthur!
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Yeah. Gilbert lesco.
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I appreciate it.
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I called a lawyer.
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Very wise decision.
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Maybe I should have
Ordered sandwiches.
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Get thee right this way, please.
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What?
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Inside.
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Levitt?
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Mr. Caleb webber,
Weavertown, pennsylvania.
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Mugging victim over
On houston street.
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Excuse me.
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Actually, sergeants harris
And dietrich brought him in.
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They stopped at the
Desk for something.
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I'd have been coming up anyway.
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I hope you didn't mind.
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It's okay.
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There's no need to put my
Name on the final report.
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May we?
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Two punks pulled knives
On mr. Webber, barn,
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In an alley just off houston.
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Scalawags made
Off with my purse, sir.
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Scalawags.
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He's amish, sir.
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Thank you, levitt.
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You know, captain, the
People with the folksy ways.
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Then they made sport of my garb.
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That was uncalled for.
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Uh, mr. Webber,
I'm captain miller.
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Are you in town
On business, sir?
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Sizing up the import
Of a hay crimper.
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Oh, been meaning to
Price one of them myself.
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Uh, we're really
Sorry about all of this,
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But, uh, these things happen.
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Here.
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Right.
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Goodly number of
Millers in weavertown.
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Might you be of
Amish stock yourself?
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Uh, not to my knowledge, no.
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Just as well.
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You ain't got the
Hands for farming.
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Doughy... Like a woman's.
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Want to have a seat
Over there, mr. Webber?
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We need some
Further information...
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Description of the
Assailants, that sort of thing.
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Shiftless band of rogues.
That's what they were.
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I'll take his statement, barn,
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Have him look
Through the mug books,
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Check out some
Known ne'er-do-wells.
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Manpower reports.
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Thank you, levitt.
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An unfair appraisal, sir.
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Excuse me?
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Concerning your
Hands being womanly.
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Then, again, I've never
Seen their women.
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Telephone number?
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Ain't got one.
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Social security number.
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Ain't got one.
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- driver's license nu...
- ain't got one.
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Amish belief prohibits
Any government affiliation,
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Such as receiving
Social security numbers.
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It also prohibits the use
Of any technological device
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Unless it's in the bible, right?
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Then you can't drive a car?
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No automobiles
In the bible, sir.
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Or go on an airplane?
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Not in the bible.
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No movies?
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No television?
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No discos?
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What can you people do?
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Got 14 kids.
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That's in the bible.
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Yeah?
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Barn, I checked
Lesco for priors.
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And?
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The guy's a pro.
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24 arrests, 3 convictions,
And look what they're for.
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Banks, the diamond
Exchange, museum?
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He was a real big-leaguer.
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He seems to have
Lost his fastball.
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Well, the hotel he stays at,
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I found out it's a halfway
House for mental patients.
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Oh.
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Sort of a waldorf hysteria.
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Well, harris does it.
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Happy thanksgiving.
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Isn't it?
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Mr. Lesco.
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Nice day, huh?
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Very.
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Mr. Lesco, we've been
Reviewing your criminal record...
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A lot of good stuff.
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Very impressive...
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Which is why we're
A bit confused.
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Me too.
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Mr. Lesco, how long
Have you been living
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At the, uh, hotel?
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You mean the nuthouse.
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If you prefer.
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I guess ever since
The operation.
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Operation?
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I got an amygdalotomy.
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Look out.
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It's not pretty.
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Amygdalotomy is a recent
Neurological technique.
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It's a more sophisticated
Version of a lobotomy.
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Electric current is introduced
Through holes in the skull
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To cauterize and
Destroy nerve cells
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In the limbic
Region of the brain.
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This enables the surgeon
To alter or control
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One or more aspects of behavior.
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Anybody catch "Lucy" last night?
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Beats the hell
Out of this topic.
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Uh, you mean they drill a hole?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, look, call the place.
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See if there's anybody in
Charge who can come down.
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Right.
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Shalom.
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Howdy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Arnold ripner. Still
Attorney-at-law?
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Afternoon, harris.
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You come to see a client
Or just hoping to get lucky?
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I represent gilbert lesco.
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There he is, laying over there.
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Gilbert... You robbed
A liquor store?
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Slumming, huh?
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Arnold.
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Of course it's arnold.
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I was pretty sure.
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Look, I came as soon
As I got your message.
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I called as soon as I could.
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Wojo: hey, arnold.
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What did you do to him?
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Nothing.
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You must have
Beaten him senseless!
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He came that way.
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What is it with you people?
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The last time I came
In, my client was dead.
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This time he's a vegetable.
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I thought you said
You called an attorney.
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Mr. Lesco says he
Had an operation.
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Operation? What do you mean?
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It's kind of technical.
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Well, what kind of operation?
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An, um, um... Wing it.
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I knew it was thanksgiving.
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So the operation was when?
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Oh, a while ago, I guess.
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A year and a half?
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I have trouble with dates.
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Which you never
Had before, right?
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I've always had
Trouble with dates.
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Come on, cooperate.
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Eight years I have
Known this man
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And never once has he
Missed an appointment!
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Getting clarified, arnold?
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I didn't think this
Could happen in america.
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You're satisfied we're
In no way responsible
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For mr. Lesco's condition?
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I think we are all
Responsible, captain,
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For allowing this to happen!
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When I think of
The irreversible...
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Mutilation...
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The pain and suffering,
The loss of income.
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You warming up for
A lawsuit, arnold?
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Damn right.
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When I knew this man,
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He was a vicious,
Productive criminal!
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Now he can hardly put
Two words together, right?
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Huh?
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Hold that thought.
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Good luck, arnold.
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Funny, huh?
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What's that?
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It not being my fault.
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Usually when things
Blow up around here,
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It's 'cause of something
I did or something I said.
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I'm right in the
Middle of the mess.
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Hey, this situation, you've
Got nothing to apologize for.
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It's got nothing to do with you.
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Guess not.
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I'm sorry. That's the way it is.
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No luck?
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No, sir.
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Well, we'll keep your
Information on file.
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Other than that,
You're free to go.
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- sergeant harris?
- yeah.
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Healthy walk back to weavertown.
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Ain't got no money,
No train ticket.
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Oh, you know anyone
Here in the city?
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No, thank you.
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00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,395
Well, why don't you call home,
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Have someone wire
You some money?
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On that?
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Yeah. On that.
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00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:50,339
No telephones in the bible, sir.
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Isn't that just direct dialing?
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Oh, hey, look,
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I'm really trying to help you,
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But you got to meet me halfway.
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Say, 1900?
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Look, consider it an emergency.
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I suppose I could bend a little.
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Good.
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00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:20,258
Do you know anybody
Else who's got a phone?
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Have a seat.
270
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,177
Can I help you?
271
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,146
I'm dr. Milton prentice.
272
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,516
And you're... A cop.
273
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,452
I understand you're holding
A mr. Gilbert lesco here.
274
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,853
He's over there.
275
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,954
Well, thank you.
276
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,557
Part of the job.
277
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,393
Gilbert?
278
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,061
What's up, doc?
279
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,667
Who is this?
280
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,368
Dr. Milton prentice.
281
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,937
Prentice, the surgeon?
282
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,272
I would have come sooner,
283
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,106
But I had some things to
Finish up at the hospital.
284
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,476
Picking up a few more dollars
285
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,378
In that chamber of horrors
286
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,014
You laughingly call
An operating room?
287
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,650
I take it you're an attorney.
288
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,720
Arnold ripner.
Mr. Lesco is my client.
289
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,088
He's my patient.
290
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,958
Right. The ice pick cometh.
291
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,760
Could we save the histrionics?
292
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,428
I will for court.
293
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,864
I should have known you
Vultures in the legal business...
294
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,533
Vultures? Well, coming
From dr. Demento...
295
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,402
Just one minute...
296
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,103
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let's lighten up here.
297
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,438
I'll meet you in court!
298
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,540
Let's just take it easy, huh?
299
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,897
I didn't do it.
300
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,646
I'm captain miller, mr., uh...
301
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:40,449
Dr. Milton prentice.
Mr. Lesco is under my care.
302
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,917
I see.
303
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,953
Captain, may I inquire as to
Why mr. Lesco's being held?
304
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,689
He was arrested for robbery.
305
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,791
Oh, no, no, captain.
306
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,259
He doesn't do that anymore.
307
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,761
You mean he doesn't
Get away with it anymore.
308
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,497
The man was a genius!
309
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,399
You've turned him into a
Side dish, for god's sake!
310
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,668
The procedure
Performed on mr. Lesco
311
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,236
Was psychologically imperative.
312
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,838
He was severely schizophrenic,
313
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,841
Subject to violent
Outbursts of rage.
314
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,477
He also had
Obsessive-compulsive tendencies
315
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,045
Which manifested themselves
316
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,247
In an uncontrollable
Urge to steal.
317
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,516
A marketable skill.
318
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,518
All right, arnold.
319
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,185
Every other method was tried...
320
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,187
Thorazine, other
Drugs, shock therapy.
321
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,289
This procedure was
Simply the last resort.
322
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,692
It's "Cuckoo's
Nest" all over again!
323
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,694
Yeah, I saw that.
324
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,718
I had raisinets.
325
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,536
Captain, if mr. Lesco could
Be released into my custody,
326
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,838
I would assume
Full responsibility.
327
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,172
What are you going to do...
328
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,541
Make a few more alterations,
329
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,942
Take in his lobes a little?
330
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,177
Now, the two of you,
Let's just hold it down.
331
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,547
Doctor, there's still the
Matter of the robbery charge.
332
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,181
Captain, to put
Him back into jail
333
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,850
Would be signing
His death warrant.
334
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,818
Mr. Lesco simply
Couldn't survive there
335
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,021
In his present state
Of... Tranquility.
336
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:57,392
Listen, you turn him
Over to this... Maniac,
337
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,861
And I will hold not only you
338
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,629
But the entire police department
339
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,998
And the city of new york
Personally responsible!
340
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,767
Wojo, have you
Contacted the owner
341
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,801
Of the liquor store yet?
342
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,237
Uh, no, but maybe
He's there now.
343
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:13,976
In the meantime, can we just
Relax a moment, gentlemen?
344
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,901
Shall we go to neutral corners?
345
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,738
Thank you.
346
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,426
It's so noisy out there.
347
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,528
Glad you found refuge.
348
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,899
Got a problem with
American gothic.
349
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,401
I take it you're
Referring to mr. Webber?
350
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,636
Barney, he has no
Way to get home.
351
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,840
He can't use the telephone,
He won't send a telegram.
352
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,443
I mean, the man is
Absolutely primitive.
353
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,478
There must be some way of
Getting him back to pennsylvania
354
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,547
Without violating
His religious tenets.
355
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,016
I mean, there's, uh...
356
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,940
I wish I had my own room.
357
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,791
Listen, I'm not going
To be here forever.
358
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:02,791
You know, who knows?
359
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,193
Oh, hey, look, barney.
360
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,729
I mean, I wasn't talking
About your office specifically.
361
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,197
Well, why not? I mean, you
Know, if you make captain.
362
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,033
Ha. "If."
363
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,304
Hi.
364
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:21,076
Those plate-glass dandies
Have been really raising cain.
365
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,446
Yeah, I just want
To get out of here.
366
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,883
Got fields need tending, myself.
367
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,552
Fields? You a farmer.
368
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,787
Yep.
369
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,143
I'm not.
370
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,558
What's it like?
371
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,793
Hmm?
372
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,462
Farming?
373
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:44,633
Work hard... Up early,
Milk the cows, bail some hay,
374
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,603
Maybe plow an acre or two.
375
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,538
Then what?
376
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,540
Breakfast.
377
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,478
I guess it keeps
You pretty busy.
378
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,280
Don't like a lot
Of lollygagging.
379
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,948
Yeah.
380
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,407
After a while, it
Ain't that great.
381
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,724
Don't you understand?
382
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,394
Mr. Lesco had become incapable
Of functioning anywhere
383
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,430
But in the back ward
Of a mental institution.
384
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,066
We could have dumped him
There. Instead, we tried to help.
385
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,837
Help? By turning his brain
Into cerebral succotash?
386
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,506
Or maybe you think
It would be better
387
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,608
Just to take him out and
Put a bullet in his head.
388
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,843
Maybe it would!
389
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,534
No offense.
390
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,948
Yeah?
391
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,383
Oh, uh, uh...
392
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,686
I called the owner
Of the liquor store,
393
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,155
And I explained an
Amygdalotomy to him,
394
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,858
And he said they're not
Going to press charges.
395
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,860
Then I'll just take
Mr. Lesco along with me.
396
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,628
Haven't you been listening?
397
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,320
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
398
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,403
Mr. Lesco, there's been
A lot of discussion here
399
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,770
Back and forth.
400
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,640
Dr. Prentice wants to take
You under his supervision.
401
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,410
Mr. Ripner obviously
Has some other ideas.
402
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,346
Surely you must have
Some feelings in the matter.
403
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,569
Huh?
404
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,452
What do you want to do?
405
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,721
I want to go to the farm.
406
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,492
Farm? What farm?
What about the lawsuit?
407
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,327
What lawsuit?
408
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,963
Mr. Ripner thinks I've
Injured you, gilbert.
409
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,464
Now, do you think that?
410
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,733
The way you are
Now, are you unhappy?
411
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,435
No.
412
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,536
Good.
413
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,439
I'm not happy, either.
414
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,741
I'm not anything.
415
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,532
Mostly I'm just... Here.
416
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,538
Look, as it stands
417
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,687
My caseload is crushing.
418
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:48,890
So, for the time being,
419
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,926
I'll forget about
Any legal action.
420
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:55,764
He wouldn't know what to
Do with the money anyway.
421
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,499
But you,
422
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,302
You try and dig your way
Back into that man's brain again,
423
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,571
And I will slap you with
An injunction so fast,
424
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,805
It'll make your head spin!
425
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,741
And that I will do for free...
426
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,066
Because he's a friend of mine!
427
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,349
May I leave now, captain?
428
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,886
Appreciate your
Cooperation, doctor.
429
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,154
Gilbert...
430
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:22,624
I'll drop by in a few
Days to look in on you.
431
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,848
I meant we'll talk!
432
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,966
You know, captain...
433
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,636
I'm not some... Evil madman
434
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,306
Bent on destroying
People's souls.
435
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,996
No one is judging you.
436
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,767
Very funny.
437
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,785
Listen, gil, you take
Care of yourself.
438
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,053
Stay out of trouble, okay?
439
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,922
Thanks, arnold...
440
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,625
For whatever you
Were doing here.
441
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,482
Sure.
442
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:02,319
Goodbye, captain.
443
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,202
For free, arnold?
444
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,471
Oh, yeah, well, I, uh...
445
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,075
I-I kind of got caught up
In the heat of the moment.
446
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,444
Still, that was quite a gesture.
447
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:16,645
That's an opinion.
448
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:21,150
I mean, it might even
Be described as... Noble.
449
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,308
Watch it! That could be slander!
450
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,360
Mr. Lesco, you're free to go.
451
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,829
Wojo, you want to give
Him a run back to the hotel?
452
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,297
Sure.
453
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,500
If he's of a mind to,
Captain, I'll walk him back.
454
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,001
Yeah.
455
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,471
That's mighty neighborly of you.
456
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,074
Sorry to have kept you so long.
457
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,676
Patient waiting is
Often the highest way
458
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,244
Of doing god's will.
459
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:51,046
That's very wise.
460
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,537
Don't make the walk no shorter.
461
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,918
You won't have to walk
Back to pennsylvania.
462
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,086
Got no choice.
463
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,421
Well, we'll be glad
To lend you the...
464
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,956
Can't be beholden
To no outsiders.
465
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,614
Not even a miller?
466
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:09,986
Okay, uh, can you
Sign it right there?
467
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,503
Thanks.
468
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,905
Okay. Um...
469
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:22,210
What I said back there about
You being better off dead,
470
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,879
I had no right.
471
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:28,717
Hey, I appreciate the interest.
472
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:33,322
Your $20 will be back next week.
473
00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,424
- sergeant harris.
- mr. Webber.
474
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,592
Give my regards to your family,
475
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:40,895
If you can find the time.
476
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,698
Mr. Lesco, are you ready?
477
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,966
Yeah.
478
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,536
You really get up
Every morning at 4:30?
479
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,538
Rain or shine.
480
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,406
What about sleep?
481
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,942
Intermittent.
482
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,399
I'm going.
483
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:11,527
Guess our remedies ain't
Quite progressed like yours.
484
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:16,297
Afraid you caught our
Society on a bad day.
485
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,199
No need to apologize.
486
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,791
Just stay the hell away from us.
487
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:30,401
I think you can
Kiss off the $20.
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