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Did you know it was
Our third anniversary?
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Pardon me?
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It was three years ago today
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You, me, wojo, and barney
Began working together.
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We were already here.
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Yeah, right.
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I guess there's no reason
You should really give a damn.
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I only mention it because it
Means a little to me, that's all.
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Arthur, look, uh, actually,
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I'm really glad you
Remembered, man,
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'cause all in all,
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I've really enjoyed the three
Years we've had together.
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- yeah, well, same here.
- hey.
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I didn't get you nothing.
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It's all right.
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Here.
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- here, what?
- here they are.
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Manpower reports,
Overtime requests.
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Thank you, zatelli.
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Sure.
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You know, zatelli,
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Attitude is one of the
Most important factors
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Affecting career advancement.
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I heard that.
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Look, I know it can get
Discouraging down there.
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But, you know, it wasn't that
Long ago I was in uniform...
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Bringing up the mail,
Doing the typing, the filing,
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And all the other dirty work.
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Yeah, it was yesterday.
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See?
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I'll bring up the mail
The second it gets here.
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Inside.
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That kind of place
Deserves to be robbed.
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We're real grateful.
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What'd he do?
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Stuck up one of those
Adult bookstores
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Over on 2nd avenue.
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"Adult"? All them
Books are filthy.
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Well, they may have
Some redeeming value.
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What are you talking
About? You can't hock them.
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Wanna get him outta here?
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Sit down. Come on, come on.
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Hi.
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Why, lieutenant. What
A delightful surprise.
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Barn, shall I put
The bribes away?
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Okay.
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I like a good sense of humor.
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Well, scanlon, what brings
Internal affairs around?
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No, no, no. That's what I
Really like about you guys.
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I mean, you're a very
Tight group, very funny.
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Oh, is this a social visit?
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See you in the office.
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Uh, captain?
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Got a disturbance at
Siegels department store.
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Uh, you and harris.
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Okay.
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Hey, dietrich. Whoa, whoa, wait.
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What do you... What
Do you think he wants?
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Don't worry about it.
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Don't worry about it?
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Hey, I'm the guy who
Always has to go in there
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And explain something.
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I got to go now.
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I mean, I go in there, I think
I'm never gonna come out.
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If I don't see you again,
Happy anniversary.
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"And I have been assigned
To the 12th precinct
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"For the last several years,
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"During which period
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"My homosexuality
Has gone undetected.
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"I am now revealing my existence
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"So you will know that
There is at least one of us
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"On the new york police
Force who is doing his job
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"And functioning
Productively and healthily,
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"As captain miller would verify
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"If he were aware
Of the situation.
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"I would like to be able to
Sign my name to this letter,
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But at this point, I feel
That it would be unwise."
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And then... He doesn't sign it.
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That's too bad.
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Knowing the, uh...
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Close relationship you
Enjoy with all your men,
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I thought you might
Be able to, well,
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Give me a hand in identifying
The party in question.
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If I'm not mistaken,
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Municipal policy guarantees
Equal opportunity to everyone,
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Regardless of sexual preference.
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The department
Agrees with all of that.
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We just want to
Get a better idea
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As to whether or not
The situation is widespread
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Or just some isolated pervert.
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There'll be no
Disciplinary action taken.
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Department still feels that
What a cop does on his own time
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Is his own business.
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Then why are you
So eager to find him?
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So I can tell him that.
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Listen, the handcuffs
Really aren't necessary.
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They're new. I'm
Like a kid with them.
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Harris: uh, barn?
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This is george alsop.
He went amok in siegel's.
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Somebody had to do something.
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Everywhere you go, it's there,
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Infesting your will,
Destroying your mind.
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My second guess.
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Broke into the room
Where the music comes from.
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When we got there, he was going
At a tape recorder with an ax.
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Ax? Where'd he get an ax?
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Hardware.
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I take it siegel's is
Pressing charges?
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No, they were only
Leasing the equipment.
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But the company is.
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Actually, it's not the
Company's property.
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It's their competitor.
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Yeah, it was the
Automated moods, inc.
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They're sending somebody down.
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I couldn't take it anymore.
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All day, all those
Mind-numbing, syrupy melodies...
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"The sound of music,"
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"Mona lisa."
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"Whistle while you work."
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You know, in that
Elevator of theirs,
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They have been playing
"You light up my life"
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For the last two years!
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Cruel, I agree.
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But that does not
Justify your actions.
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Wait a minute...
Show him the article.
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Oh, he was carrying
This clipping.
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"Music hath charms."
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You see, what they are doing now
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Is taking little
Subliminal messages
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And putting them
Under the music.
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"Buy more." "Be honest."
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"Don't steal."
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I never heard that.
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This is all very
Fascinating, mr. Alsop,
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But I'm afraid we're
Gonna have to hold you.
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If you just have a...
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No, no, no... You
Don't understand.
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They are trying to take
Control of our minds.
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If you'll just have a seat
At sergeant dietrich's desk.
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They're trying to rob
Us of our free will,
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Freedom of choice!
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All of that will
Be in the statement,
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But there's other
Information we need,
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And if you'll just sit at
Sergeant dietrich's desk...
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- sit.
- he'll be glad...
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Captain, shall we begin?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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Uh, gentlemen...
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Lieutenant scanlon is going
To be holding informal meetings
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With each of you.
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About what?
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About a matter best
Dealt with individually.
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About what?
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What the captain
Is trying to get out
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Is that we have here in the 12th
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An officer who has a special...
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Affectional preference.
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What do you mean,
"Affectional preference"?
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In favor of boys.
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Are you saying one
Of us here is... Is gay?
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Yeah.
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That's disgusting!
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Shut up, litke.
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I wondered why
You were so rough.
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I said shut up!
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Let's talk.
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Levitt still in there?
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Yeah.
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Hmm. He's been in there
Almost 20 minutes, huh?
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You were in there for 30.
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Was I?
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Yeah. Well, I...
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Just happened to
Glance at my watch.
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Oh.
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Trying to put a dent in
These crime statistics.
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What a day, huh?
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Yeah.
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What's the matter?
You look confused.
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Well...
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You guys think maybe
Somebody else sent the letter
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To get internal
Affairs on our backs...
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You know, like
Some kind of joke?
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Oh, yeah. Very amusing.
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I mean, if there was somebody,
We work with him every day.
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How could he hide it?
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In fact, most homosexuals
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Exhibit no pronounced
Effeminate characteristics.
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And if they do have them,
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They can successfully
Conceal them
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When in the so-called
Straight community.
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I guess so.
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Is scanlon still here?
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No, he went downstairs to
Check on some of the uniforms.
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Is there a question
You'd like to ask me?
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Uh, no.
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No.
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Is there a question
You'd like to ask me?
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Maybe later.
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I may not be here later.
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It doesn't matter.
It's rhetorical.
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Hi.
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I got the litke report done.
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Oh, thank you.
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Whoever it is
Should, uh... Speak up.
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Any speculation in that area
Is only gonna create trouble.
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It can't be harris.
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Wojo!
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It is none of your business!
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Why, it sure is.
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We work together.
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And that means that
You have to know
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Every little personal detail
In everyone's private lives?
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Within reason.
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Uh, I don't think
You really want to.
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Why not?
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Because it could
Be, uh... Disillusioning.
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I mean, I may have
Some personal quirks,
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Little preferences,
Which if you knew about,
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Might surprise you
Or even shock you.
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But the point is, whether
You're privy to them or not,
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We are capable of
Working together
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Closely and effectively.
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What kind of quirks?
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I think you missed
The point, wojo.
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No, I didn't miss the point. I
Understand what you're saying.
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I mean... You
Piqued my curiosity.
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So?
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You got piqued curiosity.
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It's nothing disgusting?
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Not to me.
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Mail call!
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Harris?
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- yeah.
- nothing for you.
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Dietrich.
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Wojciehowicz.
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Uh, captain miller.
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I'll take those.
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No problem. Got to sign for it.
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Afternoon mail, sir.
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Ah, zatelli.
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Thank you.
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Yes, sir.
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Everything okay downstairs?
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Have you spoken to
Lieutenant scanlon?
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We chatted.
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I take it you
Didn't, uh... No, sir.
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Why me?
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I had to trust somebody.
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I mean, levitt is
Always speaking of you
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In the highest terms... Fair,
Honest, compassionate...
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A little picayune.
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Picayune?
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That's what levitt says.
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I ain't noticed it, sir.
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Zatelli...
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Zatelli, certainly
You can appreciate
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That regulations
Require that I report...
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You're gonna?
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Zatelli, just the fact
That you wrote that letter
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Makes me feel that...
263
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,454
You're unhappy with
The present situation.
264
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,190
You would like to come forward.
265
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,524
I want to, but I do,
266
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,859
And they slap me with an
Automatic psychiatric, right?
267
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,661
There's no disciplinary action.
268
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,398
But it's still on my record.
269
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,701
Damn it, zatelli, you started
Something with that damn letter!
270
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,726
Now, you're gonna have to
Make a commitment to finish it!
271
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,474
I don't know, captain.
272
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,065
I mean, I really don't know.
273
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,870
Well, listen, zatelli, maybe...
274
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:46,655
Maybe being gay and a cop is
An insurmountable problem.
275
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,956
I don't believe that, sir.
276
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,691
I don't know. Think about it.
277
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,727
I mean, there are many instances
278
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,662
That come up during the day...
279
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,132
Interrogation of
Prisoners, searches...
280
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,635
Where that might present
Somewhat of a conflict.
281
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,571
Maybe you're just
Unfit to be a policeman.
282
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,040
I'm a good cop, sir.
283
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,907
Then you should be
Able to stand up there
284
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,210
And say with pride
And with dignity
285
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,212
"I am a homosexual,"
286
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,437
Just as I can stand
Here and say...
287
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,805
I'm not.
288
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,312
You'd think so.
289
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:32,200
They told me downstairs
To see captain miller.
290
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,802
They did?
291
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:38,307
I'm jack corwin,
Automated moods, inc.
292
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,875
Oh.
293
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,443
The music man.
294
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,948
Uh, excuse me. Just a second.
295
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,084
I'll see if...
296
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,715
Hey! Shut up!
297
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,531
Yes.
298
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,999
Thank you, zatelli.
299
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,103
Uh, barn, the man from
Automated moods is here,
300
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,737
Mr. Jack corwin.
301
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,429
Has no sense of humor.
302
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,745
Mr. Corwin. I'm captain miller.
303
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,081
Why would anyone
Do such a thing?
304
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,785
Look at him...
He's like a robot.
305
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:28,757
Seems mr. Alsop has taken a
Serious dislike to your music.
306
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,427
But the whole
Purpose of our system
307
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,029
Is to improve the
Quality of life,
308
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,099
To cheer, to soothe, and relax,
309
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:41,158
To make everything
So much more pleasant.
310
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,541
I take it you are
Pressing charges?
311
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,010
You bet.
312
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,979
Mr. Alsop destroyed over
$1,300 worth of stereo equipment
313
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,314
And cassettes.
314
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,049
Well, I got a couple
Charges of my own.
315
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,617
What's he talking about?
316
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,087
Mind control. Mass fraud.
317
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,924
I believe what
Mr. Alsop is referring to
318
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,493
Is this article which says
319
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,963
That you people have been
Inserting subliminal messages
320
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,464
Under your music.
321
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,868
Actually, that wasn't
Meant to be publicized.
322
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:18,206
I mean, it sort of spoils
The whole point of it.
323
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,942
I'd say.
324
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,911
It's the one thing
You people can't take...
325
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,646
The light of day.
326
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,414
Well, as soon as people
Find out what you're up to,
327
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,616
They're gonna stop you,
328
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,752
Along with the rest
Of your fascist ilk.
329
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,442
I don't dislike you, mr. Alsop.
330
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,824
Believe me,
331
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,827
We're not trying to take
Over people's minds, captain...
332
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,130
Just give them some
Common-sense guidelines,
333
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,632
A few helpful hints.
334
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,937
The ftc refers to it as
"Unfair trade practices."
335
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,005
Yeah, wait till they
Hear that in court.
336
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,140
Court?
337
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,576
Can he bring this
All up in court?
338
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,034
It's his trial.
339
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,749
May I use your phone?
340
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,106
Be my guest.
341
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,914
I'm back.
342
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,461
Your office?
343
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,651
Certainly is.
344
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,226
Have a seat.
345
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,297
Now, look...
346
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,182
I don't want to know who it is.
347
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:37,107
I just want to know
If you know who it is.
348
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,657
I may have my suspicions.
349
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,126
So then you can tell me.
350
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,062
The man has chosen
To remain anonymous.
351
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,696
I want to hear that from him.
352
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,399
Scanlon... Who is it?
353
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,902
Lieutenant, this
Entire conversation
354
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,638
Is becoming redundant.
355
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,340
Look, miller, I am not
Out to hang the guy.
356
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,809
This, uh... Thing of his,
357
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,933
It's not my cup of tea, but...
358
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,581
I can understand it.
359
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,284
That's very broad-minded of you.
360
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:14,857
What I mean is that being a
Cop is like being in the army
361
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,325
Or being in prison.
362
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,127
It's all guys.
363
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:24,433
I mean, working side by
Side, dressing together,
364
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,670
Showering together,
All-night stakeouts.
365
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,037
True.
366
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,374
And then after spending
The whole day with hookers
367
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,443
And the other
Dregs of femininity,
368
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:39,603
A fresh, clean
Cop all in blue...
369
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,606
Might not look so bad.
370
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,656
You know what I mean?
371
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,780
Not at all.
372
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,729
Oh, my sentiments exactly.
373
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,298
Uh-huh.
374
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,866
Uh-huh.
375
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,135
I agree completely.
376
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,391
Uh-huh.
377
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,339
Captain miller?
378
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,208
Uh-huh?
379
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,145
I've just spoken with my
Superiors, and we agree...
380
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,814
Inasmuch as mr. Alsop
381
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,816
Is obviously a very
Disturbed person,
382
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,755
Pursuing this matter is really
Not in anyone's best interest.
383
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,790
Uh, what about the 1,300 bucks?
384
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,159
We're going to eat that.
385
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,761
Up to you.
386
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,896
Dietrich, you want to
Turn mr. Alsop loose?
387
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,432
We're gonna need your
Signature on a few forms.
388
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,722
Detective harris will
Be glad to help you.
389
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,208
Well, I guess I'll be going.
390
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,877
So soon?
391
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,779
I just want to say this...
392
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,814
If anybody ever gets the idea
393
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:49,885
That they want to unburden
Themselves on a sympathetic ear,
394
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:54,145
I'm available... A
Phone call away.
395
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,860
Well...
396
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,662
Good-bye, captain.
397
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:01,686
Lieutenant.
398
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,409
You know, we've never been
Very fond of each other,
399
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:19,314
But I've gained a
Grudging respect for you.
400
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:24,719
I mean, as a cop...
And as a person.
401
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,821
I'd just kind of
Maybe like to feel
402
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,079
That that feeling was mutual.
403
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,715
It's not.
404
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,685
I was only kidding.
405
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,475
Oh, I was over taking
Litke to the tombs.
406
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:48,499
Oh.
407
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:53,882
Hey.
408
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,884
Hey.
409
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,828
- levitt: woj.
410
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,857
You just love
That tea, don't you?
411
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,525
Yeah.
412
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,549
And honey.
413
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,599
You know, I guess it's
Not that, uh, strange,
414
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:13,735
A gay cop.
415
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:16,238
Eh.
416
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,674
I mean, I know it's not you.
417
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,544
But if it was, it
Wouldn't matter.
418
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,568
Man...
419
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,416
I mean, I mean it. It
Shouldn't be important.
420
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,952
Right.
421
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,088
I mean that for everybody...
You know, dietrich, levitt...
422
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,924
Wojo... You too, barn.
423
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,627
Thank you. And I
Echo your sentiments,
424
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:42,030
And I know I shouldn't
Even have to say this.
425
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,531
I know it shouldn't matter,
426
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,434
But since I'm already
Dealing with the situation,
427
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,237
As a point of information,
428
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,306
It is not directly relevant
To anyone in this room.
429
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,596
Is that clear?
430
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,510
What I'm saying?
431
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,544
- sure, barn.
- yeah.
432
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,679
All right. Fine.
433
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,347
Now we can turn our attention
434
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,416
To the more mundane
Problems of the day,
435
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,387
Such as "Will I finish my
Arrest reports before 6:00?"
436
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:08,156
"Have I completed my filing?"
437
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,358
I've asked myself that.
438
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,627
Weren't you gonna work up
Those crime statistics for me?
439
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,129
Yes, sir.
440
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,631
Did you want these
Categorized by date and type?
441
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,575
- if you don't mind.
- thank you.
442
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,127
Unless you feel I'm
Being too picayune.
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