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HEY, RORY, WHAT YOU DOING OVER THERE?

I TYPED UP A LIST OF STUFF I'M GONNA SELL ONLINE.

PEOPLE WILL BUY ANYTHING.

RORY, GIVE IT UP.

NO ONE'S GONNA GIVE YOU ANY CASH FOR YOUR CRAP.

THEY WILL AT sellyourcrapforcash.com.

RORY, YOU CAN'T SELL ALL YOUR TOYS.

THESE ARE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES.

MOM, I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW.

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES DON'T PAY FOR THE MOVIES, POPCORN AND THE LATTES.

LATTES?

YEAH, MISSY'S AN UPTOWN GIRL.

I MARRIED AN UPTOWN GIRL...

All: AND NOW I LIVE IN MY DAUGHTER'S BASEMENT.

WELL, I DO.

HEY, VON TRAPPS, DON'T GET UP.

I THINK CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW SECURITY CONSULTANT

- FOR FRANKLIN GLEN MALL. - YOU'RE A MALL COP?

BRIDGET, LISTEN TO ME, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

I'M A SECURITY CONSULTANT AT THE MALL.

WOW, FIRST COLLEGE AND NOW A JOB.

YOU'RE ALMOST READY FOR BIG-BOY PANTS.

YOU KNOW, I DROPPED YOUR COMB

IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.

MOM, THERE'S AN ART PROGRAM IN EUROPE THIS SUMMER,

AND OUR TEACHERS RECOMMENDED A BUNCH OF US.

IT'S ONLY $2,000. CAN I GO?

OH, ONLY $2,000.

WELL, SURE, I'LL JUST LET ONE OF THE HOUSEBOYS GO.

HEY, IF SHE DOESN'T GO, CAN WE GET SOME HOUSEBOYS?

MOM, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE FLORENCE AND PARIS

AND IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE ART WORLD.

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE THE STATUE OF DAVID'S WIENER.

- REAL MATURE. - YEAH, COME ON, RORY.

- SHE WANTS TO SEE HIS BUTT TOO. NICE! - NICE!

COME ON, MOM. CAN I GO, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

WELL, HONEY, AS COMPELLING AS C.J. AND RORY'S ARGUMENT IS,

AND AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE YOU TO GO,

IT'S $2,000.

YOU KNOW, WHEN BRIDGET NEEDED EXTRA MONEY, SHE GOT A JOB.

OH MY GOD!

I'VE NEVER BEEN USED AS AN EXAMPLE BEFORE.

OKAY, WELL, NO ONE IS HIRING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THERE ARE "HELP WANTED" SIGNS ALL OVER THE FOOD COURT AT THE MALL.

FORGET IT. I WILL NEVER EVER WORK

IN A DISGUSTING FOOD COURT.

WELCOME TO DAVY CROCKETT'S.

REMEMBER THE ALAMO... BURGER.

OH, LOOK AT MY LITTLE GIRL.

HER FIRST JOB!

HER SKIN'S GONNA BREAK OUT SO BAD.

ALL RIGHT, HONEY, SMILE. SAY CHEESE...

BURGER.

SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME NOW.

IT'S SO HUMILIATING THAT KERRY HAS TO WEAR THAT.

I KNOW. COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GET HER A JOB

AT STRIP RAGS OR SOMETHING?

YEAH, BUT THEN WE COULDN'T DO THIS.

- EW, RED HAIR IN MY BURGER! - EW-WWW!

OKAY, STOP IT. IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY.

HI, WELCOME TO DAVY CROCKETT'S.

REMEMBER THE PIE "ALAMODE."

LADIES.

BRIDGET, I SAW YOU SWIPE THAT DRINK.

I DIDN'T SWIPE ANYTHING. REFILLS ARE FREE.

NO NO, MA BARKER. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

ONLY FREE REFILLS ARE FREE, OKAY?

GUESS HOW MUCH 35¢-REFILLS COST.

DON'T GET A BRAIN CRAMP.

TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO SLIDE ON THIS ONE WITH A WARNING.

BUT I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, OKAY?

- HEY, MR. RENT-A-COP, WE'RE SO SCAR... - HEY, NO NO NO!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, TAKE US TO MALL JAIL?

- DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME.

DON'T YOU LAUGH AT... LOOK AT KERRY.

THANK YOU. YOU'RE NUMBER 79.

ZAC, WHAT IS GOING ON? WE'RE OUT OF FRIES AGAIN?

OKAY, HERE'S AN IDEA.

WHEN YOU TAKE OUT ONE BATCH OF FRIES, PUT ANOTHER ONE IN.

IT'LL ALMOST BE LIKE WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING THEM.

GOD, HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB, ANYWAY?

I WAS LIKE, "I NEED A JOB."

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY."

THAT'S A FASCINATING STORY. NOW GET BACK TO WORK.

HENNESSY!

- YOU'RE SCARING EVERYBODY. - SORRY.

NO NO NO, DON'T BE.

YOU KNOW, KERRY, I THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES

TO MAKE IT IN THE FAST-FOOD INDUSTRY.

WHAT'S THAT, MORE SKILLS THAN ZAC?

I WAS GONNA, LIKE, ASK YOU OUT,

BUT YOU CAN, LIKE, NOW FORGET IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

HE'S STILL GONNA ASK YOU OUT, BUT YOU CAN'T GO.

BECAUSE RANK AND FILE

CAN'T DATE ASSISTANT MANAGERS!

ASSISTANT MANAGER?

BUT I'VE ONLY WORKED HERE FIVE DAYS.

YEAH, AND YOU SHOWED UP FOR ALL FIVE.

THAT'S A NEW DAVY CROCKETT RECORD.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, I'M MORTIFIED.

THIS JOB WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ME TO ITALY AND FRANCE,

NOT BECOME MY CAREER.

- IT'S AN EXTRA BUCK-50 AN HOUR. - MERCI BEAUCOUP.

WELL, THE MONEY IS ROLLING IN.

I'M THIS MUCH CLOSER TO A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH MY LADY.

RORY, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN PAID?

BUT ALL THIS STUFF IS STILL SITTING IN THE DINING ROOM.

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SENT IT OFF YET.

OH, I GET IT.

MAYBE IT'S JUST TOO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE

TO PIGGY McPIG-PIG.

NO, IT'S JUST CRAP.

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS YOUR FIRST KISS?

- SHUT UP AND IT'S SHE. - OH!

BESIDES, GOING TO THE POST OFFICE IS JUST SUCH A HASSLE.

IT'S GONNA BE EVEN A BIGGER HASSLE

WHEN PEOPLE START CANCELING THEIR CHECKS, REPOSSESSING YOUR COUCH,

TAKING YOU TO COURT, LEAVING YOU NO ALTERNATIVE

BUT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO INITIALS.

HYPOTHETICALLY.

OH! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS

TO RUN AN EFFICIENT HAMBURGER STAND.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FEEDING

A BUNCH OF HUNGRY ANGRY TEENAGERS

WHO WANT WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT.

LET ME TELL YA, IT'S NOT EASY.

YOU KNOW, I JUST HAVE TO SAY, I THINK IT IS GREAT

THAT EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS WORKING.

EXCEPT GRANDPA! SLACKER.

NOW NOW. GRANDPA HAS WORKED HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

UNLIKE YOU, WHO'S WORKED FOR WHAT, FIVE MINUTES?

NONETHELESS, I'M VERY PROUD OF ALL OF YOU.

IT'S NOT EASY WITH ALL THESE MOUTHS TO FEED.

ARE YOU LISTENING, GRANDPA?

IS THAT WHAT I AM, ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED?

NOW NOW, DAD, IT'S JUST A SAYING.

DON'T LET C.J. GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

YEAH, C.J., WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START CONTRIBUTING?

NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THAT PRESTIGIOUS MALL-COP JOB.

I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

I AM TOTALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT.

BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T CHUNKY.

I CAN'T EVEN STOP BY FOR A SNACK?

OH NO, COME BY ANYTIME FOR A $5 JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER.

LOOK AT "GOODBYE, MR. CHIPS" OVER THERE.

HE'S GOT MORE FOOD IN THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST THAN I EAT IN A MONTH.

THAT IS SUCH A LIE.

WELL, NOW COME ON, DAD.

YOU GOTTA ADMIT, YOU LIKE YOUR CHIPS.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU LIKE YOUR CHIPS.

OKAY, THEN DON'T BUY THE DAMN CHIPS,

IF I'M SUCH A BURDEN, SUCH A MOUTH TO FEED.

IT DOESN'T COUNT THAT I SPENT 50 YEARS PROVIDING FOR MY FAMILY,

SENDING YOU AND YOUR SISTER THROUGH COLLEGE.

FINE, I'LL JUST GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF YOU.

OH NOW, DAD, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A JOB.

YOU DO PLENTY AROUND HERE. COME ON, I'M JUST KIDDING.

FOR THE RECORD, WHEN IT COMES TO CHIPS, YOU'RE LIKE A MACHINE.

THERE MUST BE SOMEONE OUT THERE WILLING

TO HIRE A MAN OF MY EXPERIENCE IN ENGINEERING.

HEY, KERRY, DON'T YOU HAVE THAT WE-HIRE-OLD-PEOPLE PROGRAM WHERE YOU WORK?

BRIDGET, NO, COME ON.

I THINK GRANDPA QUALIFIES. CAN'T YOU GET HIM A JOB THERE?

YOU ARE THE BOSS. HE IS OLD.

BRIDGET, GRANDPA WAS AN ENGINEER.

THERE IS NO WAY HE'S GONNA WORK

IN THE DISGUSTING FOOD COURT IN THE MALL.

WELCOME TO DAVY CROCKETT'S.

REMEMBER THE ALAMO BURGER.

OKAY, DUDE,

LET ME HAVE A TRIPLE ALAMO BURGER, DUDE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO "PLEASE," DUDE?

PLEASE.

IS THIS YOURS, DUDE?

WHOA, DUDE,

I DON'T THINK I REMEMBER ORDERING A SIDE OF 'TUDE.

EXCUSE ME, JIM, IS THERE A PROBLEM?

"JIM"? I'M YOUR GRANDFATHER, KERRY.

LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR ANY TROUBLE YOU MAY HAVE HAD.

JIM, PLEASE APOLOGIZE.

APOLOGIZE? I'D SOONER EAT THE FOOD HERE.

GRANDPA... JIM!

LOOK, I APOLOGIZE. YOUR MEAL'S ON US.

ZAC, CAN YOU TAKE THE REGISTER?

JIM, CAN TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

ONLY FOR A SECOND. I GOT A CIGARETTE BREAK COMING UP

AND I'M GETTING A BIT ANTSY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T TALK TO CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT.

DON'T YELL AT ME, KERRY. YOU KNOW, I CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS.

EW! DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?

RIGHT NOW YOU WORK FOR ME.

AND WHERE IS YOUR HAT?

I DON'T LIKE IT. IT MAKES MY HEAD ITCH.

BESIDES, WHEN I PUT IT DOWN, ZAC THREW IT IN THE FRIALATOR.

HE IS SUCH A CUTUP.

- EXCUSE ME, LADIES. - OH MY GOD!

SHOULDN'T YOU AND SCOOBY DOO BE OUT SOLVING THE MYSTERY OF THE DEAD-END JOBS?

- IS THIS HER? - OH, YEAH. THAT'S HER ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S THE MOVIE STEALER.

I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, FRIEND. THANK YOU.

MOVIE STEALER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MOVE IT ALONG, PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

HEY, YOU!

I SAID MOVE IT ALONG.

NOTHING TO SEE IN THIS PARAMETER.

C.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE'S GONE. NOW YOU CAN LET ME GO.

I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.

IT WOULD VIOLATE THE OATH I TOOK AS MALL SECURITY.

WHAT OATH?

THE OATH I TOOK THAT SAYS...

BLAH BLAH BLAH,

$5.15 AN HOUR, BLAH BLAH... LET'S GO.

OH, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO NOW?

$137.50?

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

JUST GIVE ME FIVE BUCKS.

OKAY, YOU GOT ME. HA HA HA HA!

YOU THINK MALL JAIL'S FUNNY?

IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN.

SHUT UP.

- I GOTTA BE AT WORK IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES, SO... - SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT

BEFORE YOU STOLE TWO HOURS OF MOTION PICTURE ENTERTAINMENT.

I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING, OKAY?

MAYBE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I CAME OUT

I ACCIDENTALLY WENT INTO THE WRONG THEATER FOR A SECOND.

WENT INTO THE WRONG THEATER...

YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO SOME STUPID ROOKIE COP

WALKING A FOOD-COURT BEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME?

HUH, SISTER?

YOU'RE IN SOME DEEP STUFF HERE, WINONA.

MOVIE POACHING IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE.

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF?

AVOID THE NEEDLE, START SQUAWKING,

ADMIT IT!

I AM NOT GONNA ADMIT TO SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO.

BESIDES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HAVE ME ARRESTED?

WORSE. WE'RE GONNA BAN YOU FROM THE MALL.

HI, RORY. YOU FIXED THE LAMP.

YEAH, ALL IT NEEDED WAS A NEW LIGHT BULB.

- WELL, THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

CALICO CAT LADY 1274 IS GONNA LOVE THIS.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T SELL MY STUFF.

BUT I'M ALL OUT OF MY STUFF, MAN.

NOW UNTIL YOU BUY ME MORE STUFF, I'VE GOTTA SELL YOUR STUFF.

ARE YOU INSANE, MOM?

CRAP DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW?

AM I INSANE?

LOOK AT THIS. THESE ARE YOUR GRANDFATHER'S READING GLASSES.

AND BRIDGET'S HAIRBRUSH?

PEOPLE PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR HAIR THAT THICK AND SHINY.

PEOPLE WILL BUY BRIDGET'S HAIR?

PEOPLE WILL BUY JESSICA SIMPSON'S HAIR.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY LITTLE WORKER BEES.

DINNER'S GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'VE GOT MY OWN DINNER.

- WHAT'S THAT? - ALAMO CHICKEN NUGGETS.

GUARANTEED 100% PURE CHICKEN PRODUCTS.

NO BEAKS.

THAT SHOULD KEEP THIS MOUTH FED FOR A WEEK OR TWO.

AND I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOWER.

CATE, I'LL BE SURE AND KEEP TIME

SO YOU CAN SEND ME MY FAIR SHARE OF THE WATER BILL.

DAD, I WAS JUST KIDDING.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE A 30-MINUTE SHOWER.

THAT WASN'T A 30-MINUTE SHOWER. I FELL.

RORY SOLD MY CHAIR.

OKAY, WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

ALL RIGHT, KERRY, I HAVE TO START DINNER.

- SCHOOL OR BOYS? - I HATE MY JOB.

BUT, HONEY, YOU WERE FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT YOUR PROMOTION.

I KNOW, UNTIL I FOUND OUT I HAVE TO GIVE EVERYONE AN EVALUATION.

I SUPERVISE A BUNCH OF SLACKERS.

IF I'M HONEST, I MAY GET SOMEONE FIRED.

MAYBE SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE FIRED.

THERE'S THIS GUY WHO REALLY SUCKS,

BUT I DON'T WANNA HURT HIS FEELINGS.

OH, HONEY, LET ME HELP.

LOOK, IT'S REALLY SWEET

THAT YOU DON'T WANNA HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS,

BUT EVEN IF ONE OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS HAS TO LEARN A TOUGH LIFE LESSON,

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD SHIRK YOUR RESPONSIBILITY...

IT'S GRANDPA.

I GOTTA START DINNER.

- HEY, DAD. - IF YOU'RE COMING TO COLLECT THE RENT,

I DON'T GET PAID TILL THE END OF THE WEEK.

YOU MADE YOUR POINT, DAD.

YOU CAN QUIT YOUR JOB NOW.

HAPPY?

- I LOVE MY JOB. - YOU DO?

WELL, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT STARTED OUT TO BE... PROVING A POINT...

BUT I ENJOY HAVING SOMEPLACE TO GO

AND SPENDING TIME WITH KERRY.

AND TOMORROW I'M ON FRIES.

IT'S REALLY SWEET YOU LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH KERRY.

YEAH, IT IS.

BUT YOU'RE KIND OF A PAIN IN HER ASS.

DID SHE SAY THAT?

YOU KNOW, I NEVER LIKED HER, CATE. SHE'S THE BAD ONE.

DAD, OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT. THAT'S WHY I DID.

LOOK, THIS IS KERRY'S FIRST JOB.

AND IT'S HER TERRITORY. SHE'S DOING SO WELL.

YOU'RE KIND OF WRECKING IT.

I'M WRECKING IT? I'M NOT THAT BAD.

NO, I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOUR ABILITY TO WORK,

IT'S JUST THAT YOUR ATTITUDE WITH THE CUSTOMERS...

YEAH, ALL RIGHT, I HEAR YA.

I MEAN, THIS IS KERRY'S THING. SHE NEEDS IT.

I DON'T WANNA BE THE ONE TO RUIN IT.

WELL, I GUESS I COULD TURN IN MY NAMETAG,

BUT ZAC THREW IT

IN SOMEBODY'S BURGER YESTERDAY.

HE'S SUCH A CUTUP.

ALL RIGHT, MISS HENNESSY, LET'S TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME.

- WHERE WERE YOU AT 3:57? - WATCHING THE CAMERON DIAZ MOVIE.

- HOW'D SHE LOOK? - GOOD, I GUESS.

WAS SHE IN A BIKINI OR JUMPING AROUND IN HER UNDERPANTS?

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME GETTING BUSTED?

I'LL DO THE INTERROGATING.

YOU SAY YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE AT 3:57.

THAT'S FUNNY.

'CAUSE THE MOVIE ENDED AT 3:43.

ADMIT IT, YOU LEFT THE MOVIE, WALKED DOWN THE HALL

- AND YOU SNUCK INTO THE KEANU REEVES ONE. - NO!

BANNED FROM THE MALL, BRIDGET!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

NOWHERE TO GO AFTER SCHOOL.

YOU HAVE TO STUDY AND DO ORGANIZED ACTIVITIES,

- LIKE BAND AND GLEE CLUB. - STOP IT!

GLEE CLUB!

SAY THE WORDS... "I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF MISSING KEANU

IN THAT TIGHT BIKER OUTFIT."

NO, FOR THE LAST TIME, NO, OKAY?

KEANU WAS ONLY IN IT FOR FIVE MINUTES.

HE HAD THIS CHEESY HAIRCUT THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A MONKEY. OH NO!

AND SHE SANG LIKE A PARAKEET.

LOOK, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T BAN ME FROM THE MALL.

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

- ANYTHING? - ANYTHING.

RAP FOR ME.

I'M SORRY, WHAT?

YOU KNOW, BUST A RHYME.

AND MAYBE MAKE IT ABOUT HOW COOL I AM.

NO NO, I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK SO.

GREAT, HAVE FUN CRUISING THE MALL ONLINE.

FINE FINE.

I'LL DO IT. FINE.

FINE, THAT'S SMART. I'LL LAY DOWN THE BEAT FOR YOU.

♪ YOUR NAME IS C.J., YOU ARE SO COOL ♪

♪ JUST GOT INTO COMMUNITY COLLEGE ♪

- ♪ SCHOOL. ♪ - YEAH!

C.J., SOME KIDS ARE PLAYING ON THE ESCALATOR.

GOT IT, OKAY.

WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

THERE WAS AN INTERROGATION.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CHARGE HER THE ADMISSION AND LET HER GO.

YEAH, WE... OH NO, C.J.,

YOU'RE NOT STILL MAKING THEM BUST RHYMES, ARE YOU?

WAIT, SO YOU'RE NOT BANNING ME FROM THE MALL?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE CAN'T DO THAT.

DID YOU EVEN READ THE OATH?

ALL RIGHT, FROM THE TOP...

DUDE, I ASKED FOR THIS WITH NO ONIONS, DUDE.

YES, SIR, RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

OH. THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

- THANKS. - COME AGAIN, SIR.

GRANDPA, YOU HANDLED THAT PERFECTLY.

IT'S EASY, KERRY.

WHEN I SAY "SIR," I'M THINKING "JACKASS."

WOW, YOU'RE LIKE THE PERFECT EMPLOYEE.

THANK YOU, GRANDPA.

GRANDPA? YOU DIDN'T CALL ME JIM.

ISN'T THAT AGAINST COMPANY POLICY?

ARE THOSE THE EVALUATIONS?

KERRY, YOU HAVE THOSE EVALUATIONS?

DEREK, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT JIM HAS SHOWN REMARKABLE IMPROVEMENT

SINCE I WROTE THIS.

OH, WHAT A PROUD DAY. I'M WEARING A COONSKIN CAP,

AND I'VE SHOWN IMPROVEMENT.

OKAY, GIVE THEM TO ME.

KERRY, YOU GAVE JIM THE LOWEST SCORE

IN DAVY CROCKETT HISTORY.

- IN HISTORY? - YEAH.

IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO WHIZZED IN THE FRIALATOR.

KERRY, YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP.

THIS IS JUST A FOOD COURT.

THANKS A LOT, KERRY. YOU ALMOST GOT ME FIRED.

WELL, I HAD TO DO MY JOB. BESIDES, MOM SAID YOU DON'T NEED TO WORK.

WELL, MAYBE I DO.

MAYBE I'M SAVING UP FOR SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.

- WHAT, NEW KNEES? - NO, I DON'T MAKE KNEE MONEY.

I'M SAVING UP

FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S TRIP TO EUROPE.

THAT'S SO SWEET.

I LOVE YOU, KERRBEAR.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

NOW GET BACK ON YOUR REGISTER!

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...

BRIDGET, DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE?

GRANDPA, REFILLS... 35¢, RIGHT?

A LITTLE HONESTY... GOOD FOR YOU.

MOST PEOPLE JUST TAKE 'EM AND GO.

YEAH, WELL, I GOT CAUGHT BY THE SHORT ARM OF THE LAW.

GOOD TO SEE THE LESSON TOOK.

NO ONE'S ABOVE THE LAW.

- C.J.! - I'M ON MY BREAK.

RORY, COULD YOU SET THE TABLE FOR DINNER?

EXCUSE ME. I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.

I'M AUCTIONING OFF DAD'S KIRK GIBSON ROOKIE CARD.

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE FANATICS WILLING TO PAY BIG BUCKS FOR THIS?

YOU KNOW, MISTER, I THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS A LITTLE TOO FAR.

WHY? I FIGURE IF THE SAPS ARE WILLING TO PAY IT...

LOOK, RORY, THIS IS NOT JUST A STUPID PIECE OF CARDBOARD.

YOUR FATHER GAVE YOU THIS AND IT MEANT A LOT TO HIM

AND ONE DAY YOU MAY WANT TO PASS THIS ON TO YOUR CHILDREN.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF THE MARKET.

YEAH, I THINK THAT'S A GOOD ID... HANG ON A SECOND.

WHAT'S THAT NUMBER THERE?

THAT'S THE AMOUNT OF THE LATEST BID.

IT JUST WENT UP.

AGAIN.

ONLY A MINUTE LEFT. I BETTER TAKE IT OFF THE MARKET.

TOUCH THAT BUTTON, I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM.

MOM, I THINK DAD WOULD WANT ME TO KEEP IT.

YEAH, HE ALSO WANTS YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE.

GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE!

SOLD!

THIS IS SO GREAT. GO SET THE TABLE. WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE.

AND LET'S USE THE GOOD SILVERWARE.

YEAH, ABOUT THAT... DID YOU SELL IT?