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AND FINALLY, THE TOP LIBERTY
MILLS SCHOOL SCANDAL OF THE WEEK:
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THE HONOR SOCIETY CLAIMED THAT
THEIR CAR WASH WAS A HUGE SUCCESS.
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HO HO HO!
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IT WASN'T.
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Recorded voice: Oh, yeah!
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THIS IS WEBMASTER X SIGNING OFF.
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RORY... YOU DO DRUGS?
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NO.
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FOR A SECOND THERE
THIS ALL MADE SENSE.
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I'M SHOOTING A SEGMENT
FOR MY WEBCAST.
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WEBMASTER X... THAT'S ME.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WAS
GONNA CALL YOU "LOSER,"
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BUT YOU SAVED IT
WITH THE ARM THING.
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- SO HOW MANY HITS YOU GET?
- THAT'S THE THING.
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I'M KIND OF HAVING TROUBLE
BUILDING A FOLLOWING.
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MMM. YOU THINK IT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE REPORTING ON CAR WASHES
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IN A MONKEY MASK?
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DUDE, YOU GOTTA SPICE THINGS UP
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IF YOU WANT TO GET
PAYING CUSTOMERS.
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PAYING CUSTOMERS?
NO, MY WEBSITE'S FREE.
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HA HA! NOT ANYMORE, PARTNER.
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STEP ASIDE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M RIGGING YOU
UP A PAY WEBSITE.
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THAT'S RIGHT. I NEED SOME QUICK MONEY
FOR AN INVESTMENT THAT WENT SOUR.
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WHAT'D YOU INVEST IN?
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THE PISTONS BY THREE.
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I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BET ALL
OF NEXT SEMESTER'S TUITION MONEY,
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BUT COME ON! BY THREE!
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I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE DANCE
THIS WEEKEND. AREN'T YOU?
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE THE BEST
EXPERIENCES AT SCHOOL DANCES.
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THE LAST ONE I WENT TO, I
SPENT MOST OF THE NIGHT
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WITH MY FACE IN THE TOILET.
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YOU WEREN'T DRINKING, WERE YOU?
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NO, BUT I THINK THE SENIOR
HOLDING MY HEAD DOWN WAS.
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YOU KNOW, CAN'T WE JUST
GO SEE A MOVIE INSTEAD?
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JEREMY, DON'T TAKE
THIS THE WRONG WAY,
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BUT HOBBITS ARE STUPID.
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SEE, IF YOU'D JUST
READ THE BOOK FIRST...
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HONEY, STUPID.
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HOBBITS ARE NOT STUPID.
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HEY, SHE'S GOT A NAME, OKAY?
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HI, I'M BETH DOYLE!
AND YOU MUST BE...
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WEIRD GIRL. TOO MUCH
ENERGY. CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.
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OH HI, BETH.
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HELLO, MRS. HENNESSY.
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OUR FAMILY WON THIS CAKE
AT CHURCH FOR GOSPEL TRIVIA.
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THANK YOU. ANYWAY, WE CAN'T
EAT IT BECAUSE IT HAS GLUTEN IN IT.
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OH, BETH.
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IS YOUR MOM TRYING
TO FATTEN ME UP?
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ACTUALLY, YES. SHE THINKS
NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE,
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YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO DAD.
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WELL, THAT'S SUPER.
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HI, KERRY. HI, KYLE.
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HI, BRIDGET. HI, LATEST.
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LATEST?
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OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL
YOU SHE'S HAD OTHERS,
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LIKE MY BROTHER DONNY?
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AND HE WAS HANDSOME
AND SENSITIVE AND SMART...
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AND HE HAD PECS THAT LOOKED LIKE
THEY'D BEEN CARVED OUT OF MARBLE.
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SHOULD YOU BE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR BROTHER LIKE THIS?
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OH, IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE ALL ADOPTED.
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ANYWAY, SHE DUMPED
DONNY AND BROKE HIS HEART
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LIKE EVERY OTHER
GUY SHE'S EVER DATED.
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BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE
DIFFERENT FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK.
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YEAH YEAH YEAH.
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HEY, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
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HI.
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- HI.
- IS CATE HERE?
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I'M JUDY McKENNA WITH THE P.T.A.
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YEAH, WELL THERE FOR A
MINUTE I THOUGHT OUR MAILMAN
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GOT A HELL OF A LOT PRETTIER.
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IS THAT JUDY?
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WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
WHAT ARE YOU, A SCOTCH GIRL?
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OH, JUDY, I'M SORRY I
MISSED THE MEETING.
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I FORGOT TO CALL BUT I
HAD TO WORK LATE AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU MISS A MEETING, CATE.
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THEY ELECTED ME AN OFFICER?
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CONGRATULATIONS,
RECORDING SECRETARY.
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HERE ARE YOUR MINUTES.
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A BRANDY? HOW
ABOUT A BRANDY, JUDY?
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UH, DAD, SHE
DOESN'T WANT A DRINK.
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IS YOUR NAME JUDY?
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THE MAIN THING THAT
WE TALKED ABOUT
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WAS HOW INAPPROPRIATE
THE DANCING HAS BECOME.
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SO THE P.T.A. HAS VOTED TO
OUTLAW PROVOCATIVE DANCING.
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WHAT WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE, JUDY?
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DAD.
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HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF
THE MOVES THAT THEY DO?
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OH, I TELL YOU,
THE KIDS TODAY...
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE
THEY GET THEIR VALUES.
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GIN AND TONIC?
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GIVE IT UP, CUSTER.
YOU'RE, LIKE, 100.
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CHARDONNAY FOR THE LADY?
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I THINK I'LL BE GOING NOW.
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OOH, YOU WANT ME TO
WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR?
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OKAY, SURE.
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- WHAT A GENTLEMAN.
- HA HA.
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TAKE IT EASY, SCARLETT. I
JUST NEED A RIDE TO MY DORM.
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- HEY, GUYS.
- HI, KERRY.
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LOOK, THE P.T.A. HAS
OUTLAWED SUGGESTIVE DANCING,
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- SO WATCH IT AT THE DANCE.
- WHAT?
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS. DANCING
IS A FORM OF EXPRESSION.
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THE FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTS
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DANCE LIKE...
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THIS OR... OR LIKE THIS.
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UH... CATE, CATE, CATE!
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STOP. OKAY?
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I USED TO HOLD THAT IN MY ARMS.
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KERRY, STOP IT!
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LOOK, IT'S JUST A
NEW RULE. OBEY IT.
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IT'S NOTHING TO GET
ALL WORKED UP ABOUT.
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YEAH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
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OOH, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY!
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I AM GONNA DANCE HOWEVER I WANT.
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- I JUST THINK YOU'RE MISSING
THE IMPORTANT ISSUE HERE.
- WHAT?
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BETH DOYLE WAS MEAN TO ME.
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I MEAN, I HAVE REAL
FEELINGS FOR JEREMY.
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BRIDGET, GET OVER
IT. YOU'RE FICKLE.
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SURE YOU'RE MADLY
IN LOVE WITH JEREMY,
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BUT YOU WERE ALSO
MADLY IN LOVE WITH DONNY
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WHEN DAMIAN CAME ALONG.
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DAMIAN?
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHO
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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- HEY.
- HEY.
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SO WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT
ME TO PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY?
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SHE'S SPOKEN FOR!
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YES, I AM SPOKEN FOR.
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SO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
ARE YOU EVER...
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TO CALL ME AT THIS PHONE NUMBER.
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AND IF THIS NUMBER IS BUSY,
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THIS PHONE NUMBER.
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AND IF THIS NUMBER IS BUSY,
THIS CELL PHONE NUMBER.
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AND IF YOU EVER
COME TO THIS ADDRESS
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ON OAKDALE AVENUE,
WELL, YOU'LL BE STEPPING
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INTO SOME VERY
HOT WATER, MISTER.
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AND I MEAN HOT.
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OKAY, YEAH, I ADMIT, I
MAY HAVE BEEN DRAWN TO
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DAMIAN'S "DEVIL
DAYCARE" ATTITUDE
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BUT JEREMY AND I CONNECT
AT A WAY HIGHER LEVEL.
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WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
WE TALK ABOUT BOOKS...
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THAT HE'S READ.
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BESIDES, I HEARD
DAMIAN MOVED AWAY.
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SO YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS
FOR DAMIAN AT ALL?
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I AM SO OVER HIM.
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GOOD.
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'CAUSE I HEARD HE
JUST MOVED BACK.
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AND FINALLY, WE HAVE A
WEBMASTER EXCLUSIVE.
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BRIAN MUNSON AND MEGAN GIBBS
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PLAYED A LITTLE TONSIL
HOCKEY LAST NIGHT.
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YES, THE SAME BRIAN MUNSON
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WHO DATES MEGAN'S
BEST FRIEND ASHLEY COOKE.
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MEGAN, "YOU GOT
SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!"
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SIGNING OFF, THIS
IS WEBMASTER X.
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NICE. MUCH BETTER.
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A LITTLE "COSMO
GIRL," BUT I LIKE IT.
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SO WHO'S YOUR SOURCE?
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I GOT IT FROM BRIDGET'S DIARY.
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WHOA.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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YOU WENT INTO YOUR SISTER'S
ROOM, STOLE HER DIARY,
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AND BROADCAST IT
ON THE INTERNET?
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WELL, YEAH.
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DUDE, PRETTY SOON
YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED ME.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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HMM? OH, I'M WORRIED
ABOUT CHEMISTRY.
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OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW
DAMIAN IS IN BACK IN TOWN,
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AND YES, WE HAD GREAT
CHEMISTRY, BUT IT'S SO OVER.
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NO, I MEANT I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MY CHEMISTRY TEST.
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BUT THANKS, NOW I'M WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND INSTEAD.
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KERRY, GET THAT.
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I'M BUSY. LET THE
MACHINE PICK UP.
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Hey, it's Damian.
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I've been looking for you...
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and dreaming about you.
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Sorry I missed you.
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Well, I gotta go meet
up with my posse.
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Call me.
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BRIDGE, DAMIAN CALLED.
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WELL, I GOTTA GO.
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NO, JEREMY, WAIT,
IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS.
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HOT GUYS LEAVE MESSAGES
FOR ME ALL THE TIME.
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NO, SERIOUSLY, I GOTTA
GO MEET UP WITH MY POSSE.
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OOH. CHESS CLUB?
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OH, I GET IT: THE NERD
GOES TO CHESS CLUB.
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ROCKET CLUB?
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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HEY, I'M WATCHING THAT.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? A
HAWK TRY TO SCOOP YOU UP AGAIN?
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I'M LOOKING FOR SOME
NEW DANCE MOVES,
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YOU KNOW, TO TICK OFF
THE MORALITY POLICE.
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REALLY?
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WELL...
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WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO
THE MASTER OF DANCE-ASTER?
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ALL RIGHT, DON'T BEG.
YOU'LL GET TO SEE A FEW.
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START OUT WITH A
LITTLE "THRILLER."
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THAT'S A FUN ONE. THEN YOU
GO INTO A LITTLE M.C. HAMMER
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TO SHAKE IT UP A BIT.
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STOP! STOP!
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THEN YOU GO MISSY ELLIOTT
JUST TO GET A LITTLE NASTY.
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♪ OOH! ♪
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C.J.?
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- C.J.?
- HEY!
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HI. SO IF ANYONE ASKS
YOU TO DANCE LIKE THAT,
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YOU SAY NO. I MEAN, THIS IS
SERIOUS. YOU SAW "FOOTLOOSE."
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HEY, I GOT YOUR BACK, AUNT CATE.
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THANKS, C.J., BUT
WE GOT IT COVERED.
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SO GRANDPA AND I ARE GOING
TO CHAPERONE THE DANCE.
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YOU'RE CHAPERONING
THE DANCE? WHY?
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WELL, BECAUSE I WANT
TO STAY MORE INVOLVED.
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AND JUDY COULD
USE AN EXTRA HAND.
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YES, I WAS CALLING DAMIAN BACK.
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IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO.
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EVERYONE KNOWS I ALWAYS
RETURN MY MESSAGES.
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STOP GRILLING ME!
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YOU STILL LIKE HIM.
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NO, I JUST WANTED
TO HEAR HIS VOICE...
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AND THE GUITAR.
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- WHAT GUITAR?
- YOU DON'T HEAR...
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OH MY GOD.
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KERRY, WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO ME? I'M SO MIXED UP.
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I'M WITH THIS FANTASTIC GUY AND THEN
DAMIAN HAS TO COME BACK INTO MY LIFE.
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AND SOMEONE STOLE MY DIARY.
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BRIDGET, IT'S NOT YOUR
FAULT YOU'RE FICKLE.
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I AM NOT. IN FACT,
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I'M ONLY THINKING OF
JEREMY STARTING NOW.
226
00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:45,693
OKAY, STARTING NOW.
227
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,792
DUDE, WE'RE WAY DOWN ON HITS.
228
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,228
AT THIS RATE, I'LL
NEVER GET OUT OF DEBT.
229
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,430
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
230
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,417
I'LL HAVE TO DROP OUT OF
COLLEGE AND MOVE BACK IN HERE.
231
00:10:57,441 --> 00:10:59,151
THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
232
00:10:59,175 --> 00:11:02,488
DON'T PANIC, AWKWARD STAGE.
233
00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:06,097
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING JUICY IN
BRIDGET'S DIARY TO GET OUR CUSTOMERS BACK.
234
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,579
LET'S SEE.
235
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,915
"TODAY OUR COUSIN C.J.
CAME TO STAY WITH US.
236
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,517
HE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY CREEPY
AND SMELLS LIKE MOLD."
237
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,455
BLAH BLAH BLAH...
"I SO HATE HER."
238
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:23,793
BLAH BLAH BLAH...
"I SO LOVE MY HAIR."
239
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,581
"TODAY ASHLEY HEARD ABOUT
MEGAN KISSING BRIAN MUNSON.
240
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,867
ASHLEY'S SO UPSET, SHE'S GONNA KICK
MEGAN'S ASS AT THE DANCE TONIGHT."
241
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,035
HAY HOO HEE HEE!
242
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,204
OH MY GOD, BINGO. THAT'S IT.
243
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,957
WE BROADCAST A LIVE CHICK
FIGHT ON THE INTERNET...
244
00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:41,860
WITH THIS LITTLE BABY.
245
00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:44,029
- WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
- IN THE ARMY.
246
00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:46,298
THEY LET YOU TAKE
STUFF WHEN YOU LEAVE.
247
00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:48,951
YOU KNOW, COMBS, DUFFEL BAGS...
248
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,969
MILLION-DOLLAR
TOP-SECRET SPY CAMERAS?
249
00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:53,439
BOOTS, TRAIL MIX. YEAH.
250
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,707
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GET THIS
251
00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:58,010
INTO THE DANCE SOMEHOW.
252
00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,196
COME ON, DAD. WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR THE DANCE.
253
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,014
- I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
- GRANDPA?
254
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:04,750
WAIT. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
255
00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:07,819
WELL, THANK YOU, RORY.
256
00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:10,010
KIND OF SISSY OF
YOU, BUT THANK YOU.
257
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:18,169
NO, THANK YOU, GRAMPYCAM.
258
00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:28,474
UGH! LOOK AT ALL THESE LEMMINGS.
259
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,543
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY
260
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,328
LISTENING TO THE P.T.A.
261
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,164
THERE'S NO BUMPING,
NO GRINDING...
262
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,966
AND NO CHICKEN DANCE.
263
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,301
WHAT COWARDS.
264
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,370
HI, GUYS.
265
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,589
WHAT?
266
00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:47,259
HONEY, I AM SORRY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER AND I ARE CHAPERONES.
267
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:50,012
AND I'M SORRY, KYLE, THAT
IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR YOU
268
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,830
TO PUT THE MOVES ON MY DAUGHTER.
269
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,233
HEY, YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB,
270
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,601
AND I'M DOING MINE.
271
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:59,077
OKAY, KYLE, I'M NOT KIDDING.
272
00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:04,494
YOU KNOW, I DON'T
REALLY NEED THIS CANE.
273
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,995
IT'S JUST A WALKING STICK.
274
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,080
OH, IT'S NICE. MAY I SEE IT?
275
00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:09,571
OH, SURE. SURE.
276
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,559
SO ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
277
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,645
YES, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I AM.
278
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,630
MM. WELL, THEN SAY IT.
279
00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:28,350
- DON'T MAKE ME.
- YES. SAY IT RIGHT NOW. COME ON.
280
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:32,610
OKAY. THIS DANCE IS BETTER
THAN THE BATTLE OF MORDOR.
281
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,208
WOW, I MUST LIKE YOU A LOT.
282
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,649
I MEAN, I NEVER SAY ANYTHING
DISPARAGING ABOUT THE "RINGS."
283
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,648
WHOO.
284
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,617
I NEED PUNCH.
285
00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,835
WOW.
286
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,571
HE'S SO CUTE.
287
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,822
YOU'RE SO INTO HIM.
288
00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:53,192
YEAH.
289
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,897
DAMIAN.
290
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,183
BRIDGET, IT'S JUST A MOTORCYCLE.
291
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,401
IT'S DOESN'T MEAN THAT
IT'S DAMIAN'S MOTORCYCLE.
292
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,802
DAMIAN'S OUTSIDE.
293
00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:06,338
BRIDGET, HE WANTS TO SEE YOU.
294
00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:09,358
WELL, IF HE WANTS TO SEE ME,
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST COME INSIDE?
295
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,909
HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE.
296
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,194
THEN WHY DOESN'T HE JUST LEAVE?
297
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,429
HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T LEAVE.
298
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,381
DOESN'T HE KNOW I
HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
299
00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,049
HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T CARE.
300
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,767
AND IF YOU WANT MY OPINION...
301
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,252
KYLE, PUNCH... NOW.
302
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,588
- HEY, NO GIRL'S GONNA...
- NOW!
303
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,956
RIGHT.
304
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,991
ALL RIGHT, KERRY, COVER FOR ME.
305
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,359
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
306
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,928
BRIDGET! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
307
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,479
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LEAVE JEREMY HERE?
308
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,665
I HAVE TO SEE DAMIAN TO MAKE
SURE THERE'S NOTHING THERE, OKAY?
309
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,816
I OWE IT TO JEREMY. I
MEAN, IT WOULD BE UNFAIR
310
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,485
IF I DIDN'T GO OUT AND
SEE DAMIAN RIGHT NOW...
311
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,087
UNFAIR AND INCONSIDERATE.
312
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,223
WOW. JEREMY'S A LUCKY LUCKY GUY.
313
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,310
I HOPE I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING FOR
DAMIAN, BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE.
314
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,744
BRIDGET, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
315
00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:48,247
NOWHERE! GOD, WILL EVERYONE
JUST GET OFF MY BACK?
316
00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:51,534
YOU'RE STILL HERE? DO YOU
KNOW WHO'S WAITING OUTSIDE...
317
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,169
FOR YOU... ON A MOTORCYCLE?
318
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,421
DAMIAN?
319
00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:58,641
YOU ARE LIKE SCARY SMART.
320
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,258
JEREMY, I CAN
EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS.
321
00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:01,510
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME TO EXPLAIN.
322
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,978
TOUGH GUYS DON'T
WAIT AROUND FOREVER.
323
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,736
- KYLE, GO!
- BUT WAIT, THIS IS
THE GOOD PART.
324
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,472
LOOK, BRIDGET, IF THERE'S SOMEONE
OUTSIDE THAT YOU NEED TO TALK TO,
325
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,890
YOU KNOW, GO AHEAD.
326
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,625
BUT JUST REMEMBER,
327
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,495
YOU KNOW, SMART GUYS DON'T
WAIT AROUND FOREVER EITHER.
328
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:24,116
OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, SMART GUYS WILL WAIT
AROUND A LITTLE BIT LONG THAN TOUGH GUYS.
329
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,656
BRIDGET?
330
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,024
BRIDGET?
331
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,759
YEAH?
332
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,866
YOU OKAY?
333
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,565
YES.
334
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,167
LET'S GO DANCE.
335
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,640
SURE.
336
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,362
WHAT IF THIS CHICK
FIGHT DOESN'T HAPPEN?
337
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,431
THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EXPLAIN TO YOUR CLASSMATES
338
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,533
WHY YOU MADE 'EM PAY TO SEE YOUR
GRANDPA GO TO THE BATHROOM FIVE TIMES.
339
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,836
OH, HERE IT COMES!
340
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,821
OH, CHICK FIGHT!
341
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,941
IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
342
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,595
Jim: You enjoying the
dance, Miss McKenna?
343
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:12,815
Oh, yes, Jim.
Please call me Judy.
344
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,000
WHAT'S HE DOING?
GRANDPA, TURN YOUR BODY!
345
00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:17,219
YOU'RE MISSING IT! OH MY GOD.
346
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,239
IT'S EITHER MISS McKENNA
OR THE BATHROOM.
347
00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,357
Girl: You skank! You
stole my boyfriend!
348
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,525
Let go of me!
349
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,328
THEY'RE MISSING THE WHOLE FIGHT.
350
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,913
I'M NOT GIVING THE MONEY BACK.
351
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:31,116
Oh my God, look at the
way that girl is dancing.
352
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:35,476
Jim: Get over here.
That's... KERRY!
353
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,426
THIS COULD WORK.
354
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,367
KERRY, KNOCK IT OFF!
355
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,932
KERRY!
356
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:49,301
EXCUSE ME. KERRY, KERRY, KERRY!
357
00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:54,206
WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT WHY IS MY
DAUGHTER DANCING ON A CELL PHONE?
358
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,692
IT'S AN INTERNET
FEED. IT'S WEBMASTER X!
359
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,483
BUT WHO IN GOD'S
NAME IS FILMING THIS?
360
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,933
Jim: HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT
YOUR DAUGHTER IS DOING?
361
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,936
OUCH! DAMN CARNATION
KEEPS SHOCKING ME.
362
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,557
RORY, YOU ARE SO DEAD.
363
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:15,482
DUDE, YOU ARE SO DEAD.
364
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,151
OOH, THEY CAN GET AN
ITTY-BITTY CAMERA IN THERE?
365
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,487
I'LL BE DAMNED.
366
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,829
WELL, I GUESS IF THEY CAN
GET A SNAPSHOT OF MY COLON...
367
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,679
SO, KERRY, ABOUT THIS DANCING...
368
00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:36,131
MOM, I'M SORRY. I'LL NEVER
DANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN.
369
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,167
OH, NO NO NO, I WAS GONNA SAY
370
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,086
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE
SUCH A GREAT DANCER.
371
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,605
YOU KNOW, I DID THIS SO THAT
I COULD BE MORE INVOLVED.
372
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,291
BUT YOU DO REALIZE
THAT THEY WILL NOW NEVER
373
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,165
LET ME CHAPERONE A DANCE AGAIN.
374
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:51,269
THANK YOU.
375
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,653
SO I HAD A REALLY
GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
376
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:03,075
ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF SEEMED LIKE
YOU WERE SOMEPLACE ELSE ALL NIGHT.
377
00:18:03,099 --> 00:18:06,529
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DAMIAN WAS
OUTSIDE AND I DIDN'T GO OUT TO SEE HIM.
378
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,996
I STAYED WITH YOU.
379
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,516
WELL, THAT'S ONE INTERPRETATION.
380
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:14,136
ANOTHER IS THAT YOU STAYED
WITH ME BECAUSE HE LEFT.
381
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,071
OH, POTATO POTATO.
382
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,358
LOOK, ALL THAT MATTERS IS
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.
383
00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:22,828
LET ME JUST ASK
YOU ONE QUESTION,
384
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,397
AND I SWEAR I'LL NEVER
BRING IT UP AGAIN:
385
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:28,773
DO YOU STILL HAVE
FEELINGS FOR DAMIAN?
386
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,022
I THINK I JUST GOT MY ANSWER.
387
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,474
NO, WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
388
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:40,446
LOOK, BRIDGET, YOU DIDN'T GET
ON DAMIAN'S MOTORCYCLE TONIGHT.
389
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:44,700
BUT ANOTHER NIGHT,
ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE.
390
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,384
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
391
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,020
YOU CAN'T TELL ME
HOW I'M GONNA FEEL.
392
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,589
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW A
LOT ABOUT GIRLS, OKAY?
393
00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:52,891
BUT I DID SEE THAT
LOOK ON YOUR FACE
394
00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:55,994
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT DAMIAN
WAS OUTSIDE WAITING FOR YOU.
395
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:58,830
I MEAN, YOU NEVER
GAVE ME THAT LOOK.
396
00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:00,187
OH, NO?
397
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:06,971
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
398
00:19:06,995 --> 00:19:09,146
GIVING YOU THAT LOOK.
399
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,933
NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.
400
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,698
THAT'S NOT IT EITHER.
401
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:20,285
LISTEN, BRIDGET, BEFORE YOU
CAN BE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP,
402
00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,554
I THINK YOU HAVE SOME
STUFF YOU NEED TO WORK OUT.
403
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,980
THIS IS NOT HOW BETH
DOYLE SAID IT WOULD END.
404
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,370
AND STAY AWAY FROM RORY!
405
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,562
I'M SORRY! BUT CAN I STILL
BRING MY LAUNDRY BY TOMORROW?
406
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,266
I'M KIDDING. I'LL
SEE YOU AT DINNER.
407
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,731
HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
408
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,100
JEREMY DUMPED ME.
409
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,303
OH. I'M SORRY.
410
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,305
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
411
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,559
I'M ALL ALONE. I'VE
NEVER BEEN ALL ALONE.
412
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,260
OH NO, HONEY. NAH.
413
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,813
YOU'RE NOT ALONE. COME HERE.
414
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,632
MOM, THAT'S DAMIAN.
415
00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,366
GET OFF, GET OFF! GO GO GO!
416
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:11,475
- RIGHT NOW! GET OUT!
- GEE, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.
417
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,194
HEY.
418
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,412
HEY.
419
00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:24,700
I THOUGHT TOUGH GUYS
DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER?
420
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,891
WE DON'T. LET'S GO.
421
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,395
WHAT'S WRONG?
422
00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:42,334
I DON'T HEAR GUITARS ANYMORE.
423
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,225
OH, NO?
424
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,681
THERE'S NOTHING SEXY
ABOUT A HARD-BOILED EGG.
425
00:20:55,705 --> 00:21:00,151
THERE IS IF YOU'RE
DEATHLY ALLERGIC.
426
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,558
GOOD NIGHT, DAMIAN.
427
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,655
GOOD NIGHT, JEREMY.
428
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,811
I THOUGHT SMART
GUYS WAITED AROUND.
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