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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:06,483 AND FINALLY, THE TOP LIBERTY MILLS SCHOOL SCANDAL OF THE WEEK: 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,969 THE HONOR SOCIETY CLAIMED THAT THEIR CAR WASH WAS A HUGE SUCCESS. 3 00:00:09,993 --> 00:00:11,421 HO HO HO! 4 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,356 IT WASN'T. 5 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:16,626 Recorded voice: Oh, yeah! 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:21,820 THIS IS WEBMASTER X SIGNING OFF. 7 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:28,021 RORY... YOU DO DRUGS? 8 00:00:28,045 --> 00:00:29,839 NO. 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,058 FOR A SECOND THERE THIS ALL MADE SENSE. 10 00:00:32,082 --> 00:00:34,661 I'M SHOOTING A SEGMENT FOR MY WEBCAST. 11 00:00:34,685 --> 00:00:37,831 WEBMASTER X... THAT'S ME. 12 00:00:37,855 --> 00:00:39,716 YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA CALL YOU "LOSER," 13 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,234 BUT YOU SAVED IT WITH THE ARM THING. 14 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,953 - SO HOW MANY HITS YOU GET? - THAT'S THE THING. 15 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,955 I'M KIND OF HAVING TROUBLE BUILDING A FOLLOWING. 16 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,525 MMM. YOU THINK IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE REPORTING ON CAR WASHES 17 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,926 IN A MONKEY MASK? 18 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,877 DUDE, YOU GOTTA SPICE THINGS UP 19 00:00:51,901 --> 00:00:53,613 IF YOU WANT TO GET PAYING CUSTOMERS. 20 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,632 PAYING CUSTOMERS? NO, MY WEBSITE'S FREE. 21 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:58,852 HA HA! NOT ANYMORE, PARTNER. 22 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:00,253 STEP ASIDE. 23 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,588 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 24 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:03,590 I'M RIGGING YOU UP A PAY WEBSITE. 25 00:01:03,614 --> 00:01:06,876 THAT'S RIGHT. I NEED SOME QUICK MONEY FOR AN INVESTMENT THAT WENT SOUR. 26 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,211 WHAT'D YOU INVEST IN? 27 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,380 THE PISTONS BY THREE. 28 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,999 I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BET ALL OF NEXT SEMESTER'S TUITION MONEY, 29 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:14,703 BUT COME ON! BY THREE! 30 00:01:17,961 --> 00:01:20,674 I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE DANCE THIS WEEKEND. AREN'T YOU? 31 00:01:20,698 --> 00:01:24,427 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE THE BEST EXPERIENCES AT SCHOOL DANCES. 32 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,429 THE LAST ONE I WENT TO, I SPENT MOST OF THE NIGHT 33 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,247 WITH MY FACE IN THE TOILET. 34 00:01:28,271 --> 00:01:30,166 YOU WEREN'T DRINKING, WERE YOU? 35 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:33,203 NO, BUT I THINK THE SENIOR HOLDING MY HEAD DOWN WAS. 36 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,322 YOU KNOW, CAN'T WE JUST GO SEE A MOVIE INSTEAD? 37 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,257 JEREMY, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 38 00:01:38,281 --> 00:01:40,626 BUT HOBBITS ARE STUPID. 39 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:42,645 SEE, IF YOU'D JUST READ THE BOOK FIRST... 40 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,564 HONEY, STUPID. 41 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:47,700 HOBBITS ARE NOT STUPID. 42 00:01:47,724 --> 00:01:50,069 HEY, SHE'S GOT A NAME, OKAY? 43 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,061 HI, I'M BETH DOYLE! AND YOU MUST BE... 44 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:02,649 WEIRD GIRL. TOO MUCH ENERGY. CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. 45 00:02:02,673 --> 00:02:04,568 OH HI, BETH. 46 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,169 HELLO, MRS. HENNESSY. 47 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:09,239 OUR FAMILY WON THIS CAKE AT CHURCH FOR GOSPEL TRIVIA. 48 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,959 THANK YOU. ANYWAY, WE CAN'T EAT IT BECAUSE IT HAS GLUTEN IN IT. 49 00:02:12,983 --> 00:02:14,811 OH, BETH. 50 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,163 IS YOUR MOM TRYING TO FATTEN ME UP? 51 00:02:17,187 --> 00:02:19,732 ACTUALLY, YES. SHE THINKS NOW THAT YOU'RE SINGLE, 52 00:02:19,756 --> 00:02:22,234 YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO DAD. 53 00:02:22,258 --> 00:02:24,704 WELL, THAT'S SUPER. 54 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,023 HI, KERRY. HI, KYLE. 55 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,859 HI, BRIDGET. HI, LATEST. 56 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,461 LATEST? 57 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,463 OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU SHE'S HAD OTHERS, 58 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,064 LIKE MY BROTHER DONNY? 59 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,100 AND HE WAS HANDSOME AND SENSITIVE AND SMART... 60 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,654 AND HE HAD PECS THAT LOOKED LIKE THEY'D BEEN CARVED OUT OF MARBLE. 61 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:44,090 SHOULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER LIKE THIS? 62 00:02:44,114 --> 00:02:46,576 OH, IT'S OKAY. WE'RE ALL ADOPTED. 63 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,563 ANYWAY, SHE DUMPED DONNY AND BROKE HIS HEART 64 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:51,781 LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY SHE'S EVER DATED. 65 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:55,073 BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK. 66 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,140 YEAH YEAH YEAH. 67 00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:04,077 HEY, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON. 68 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,179 HI. 69 00:03:06,203 --> 00:03:07,643 - HI. - IS CATE HERE? 70 00:03:08,739 --> 00:03:10,933 I'M JUDY McKENNA WITH THE P.T.A. 71 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:13,386 YEAH, WELL THERE FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT OUR MAILMAN 72 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,588 GOT A HELL OF A LOT PRETTIER. 73 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:16,889 IS THAT JUDY? 74 00:03:16,913 --> 00:03:19,993 WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? WHAT ARE YOU, A SCOTCH GIRL? 75 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:22,262 OH, JUDY, I'M SORRY I MISSED THE MEETING. 76 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,847 I FORGOT TO CALL BUT I HAD TO WORK LATE AGAIN. 77 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,900 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MISS A MEETING, CATE. 78 00:03:26,924 --> 00:03:29,285 THEY ELECTED ME AN OFFICER? 79 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,237 CONGRATULATIONS, RECORDING SECRETARY. 80 00:03:31,261 --> 00:03:32,772 HERE ARE YOUR MINUTES. 81 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,608 A BRANDY? HOW ABOUT A BRANDY, JUDY? 82 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,660 UH, DAD, SHE DOESN'T WANT A DRINK. 83 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,384 IS YOUR NAME JUDY? 84 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:42,682 THE MAIN THING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT 85 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,751 WAS HOW INAPPROPRIATE THE DANCING HAS BECOME. 86 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:47,904 SO THE P.T.A. HAS VOTED TO OUTLAW PROVOCATIVE DANCING. 87 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,906 WHAT WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE, JUDY? 88 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,029 DAD. 89 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,081 HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE MOVES THAT THEY DO? 90 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,982 OH, I TELL YOU, THE KIDS TODAY... 91 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:01,784 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR VALUES. 92 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,102 GIN AND TONIC? 93 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:05,404 GIVE IT UP, CUSTER. YOU'RE, LIKE, 100. 94 00:04:05,428 --> 00:04:07,440 CHARDONNAY FOR THE LADY? 95 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,659 I THINK I'LL BE GOING NOW. 96 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,811 OOH, YOU WANT ME TO WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR? 97 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,796 OKAY, SURE. 98 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,365 - WHAT A GENTLEMAN. - HA HA. 99 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:18,885 TAKE IT EASY, SCARLETT. I JUST NEED A RIDE TO MY DORM. 100 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,789 - HEY, GUYS. - HI, KERRY. 101 00:04:22,813 --> 00:04:26,025 LOOK, THE P.T.A. HAS OUTLAWED SUGGESTIVE DANCING, 102 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:28,244 - SO WATCH IT AT THE DANCE. - WHAT? 103 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,747 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. DANCING IS A FORM OF EXPRESSION. 104 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:35,118 THE FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTS ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DANCE LIKE... 105 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:38,054 THIS OR... OR LIKE THIS. 106 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,239 UH... CATE, CATE, CATE! 107 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:42,247 STOP. OKAY? 108 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,496 I USED TO HOLD THAT IN MY ARMS. 109 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,898 KERRY, STOP IT! 110 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,351 LOOK, IT'S JUST A NEW RULE. OBEY IT. 111 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,469 IT'S NOTHING TO GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT. 112 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,427 YEAH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 113 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,809 OOH, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY! 114 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,694 I AM GONNA DANCE HOWEVER I WANT. 115 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,779 - I JUST THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE IMPORTANT ISSUE HERE. - WHAT? 116 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,631 BETH DOYLE WAS MEAN TO ME. 117 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:08,467 I MEAN, I HAVE REAL FEELINGS FOR JEREMY. 118 00:05:08,491 --> 00:05:09,836 BRIDGET, GET OVER IT. YOU'RE FICKLE. 119 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:12,122 SURE YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH JEREMY, 120 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,257 BUT YOU WERE ALSO MADLY IN LOVE WITH DONNY 121 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,491 WHEN DAMIAN CAME ALONG. 122 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,993 DAMIAN? 123 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,200 I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 124 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,735 - HEY. - HEY. 125 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,971 SO WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY? 126 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:46,539 SHE'S SPOKEN FOR! 127 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,892 YES, I AM SPOKEN FOR. 128 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,210 SO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU EVER... 129 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:53,062 TO CALL ME AT THIS PHONE NUMBER. 130 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,764 AND IF THIS NUMBER IS BUSY, 131 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,615 THIS PHONE NUMBER. 132 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:58,835 AND IF THIS NUMBER IS BUSY, THIS CELL PHONE NUMBER. 133 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,903 AND IF YOU EVER COME TO THIS ADDRESS 134 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,456 ON OAKDALE AVENUE, WELL, YOU'LL BE STEPPING 135 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,759 INTO SOME VERY HOT WATER, MISTER. 136 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,827 AND I MEAN HOT. 137 00:06:07,851 --> 00:06:11,064 OKAY, YEAH, I ADMIT, I MAY HAVE BEEN DRAWN TO 138 00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:13,183 DAMIAN'S "DEVIL DAYCARE" ATTITUDE 139 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,284 BUT JEREMY AND I CONNECT AT A WAY HIGHER LEVEL. 140 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,587 WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. WE TALK ABOUT BOOKS... 141 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,254 THAT HE'S READ. 142 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,841 BESIDES, I HEARD DAMIAN MOVED AWAY. 143 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:24,627 SO YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR DAMIAN AT ALL? 144 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,112 I AM SO OVER HIM. 145 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,430 GOOD. 146 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,253 'CAUSE I HEARD HE JUST MOVED BACK. 147 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:37,323 AND FINALLY, WE HAVE A WEBMASTER EXCLUSIVE. 148 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:39,241 BRIAN MUNSON AND MEGAN GIBBS 149 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,878 PLAYED A LITTLE TONSIL HOCKEY LAST NIGHT. 150 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:46,465 YES, THE SAME BRIAN MUNSON 151 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:49,352 WHO DATES MEGAN'S BEST FRIEND ASHLEY COOKE. 152 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:52,977 MEGAN, "YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!" 153 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,765 SIGNING OFF, THIS IS WEBMASTER X. 154 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:01,915 NICE. MUCH BETTER. 155 00:07:01,939 --> 00:07:04,250 A LITTLE "COSMO GIRL," BUT I LIKE IT. 156 00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:05,985 SO WHO'S YOUR SOURCE? 157 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,654 I GOT IT FROM BRIDGET'S DIARY. 158 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,573 WHOA. 159 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,575 WAIT A SECOND. 160 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,661 YOU WENT INTO YOUR SISTER'S ROOM, STOLE HER DIARY, 161 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,663 AND BROADCAST IT ON THE INTERNET? 162 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,832 WELL, YEAH. 163 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:23,391 DUDE, PRETTY SOON YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED ME. 164 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:33,279 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 165 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:36,148 HMM? OH, I'M WORRIED ABOUT CHEMISTRY. 166 00:07:36,172 --> 00:07:38,634 OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW DAMIAN IS IN BACK IN TOWN, 167 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:42,021 AND YES, WE HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY, BUT IT'S SO OVER. 168 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:45,925 NO, I MEANT I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY CHEMISTRY TEST. 169 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:49,429 BUT THANKS, NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND INSTEAD. 170 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,131 KERRY, GET THAT. 171 00:07:52,155 --> 00:07:54,183 I'M BUSY. LET THE MACHINE PICK UP. 172 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,790 Hey, it's Damian. 173 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,792 I've been looking for you... 174 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,144 and dreaming about you. 175 00:08:05,168 --> 00:08:06,695 Sorry I missed you. 176 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,615 Well, I gotta go meet up with my posse. 177 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,333 Call me. 178 00:08:15,445 --> 00:08:17,856 BRIDGE, DAMIAN CALLED. 179 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,277 WELL, I GOTTA GO. 180 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,463 NO, JEREMY, WAIT, IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS. 181 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:26,415 HOT GUYS LEAVE MESSAGES FOR ME ALL THE TIME. 182 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:30,003 NO, SERIOUSLY, I GOTTA GO MEET UP WITH MY POSSE. 183 00:08:30,027 --> 00:08:32,972 OOH. CHESS CLUB? 184 00:08:32,996 --> 00:08:36,642 OH, I GET IT: THE NERD GOES TO CHESS CLUB. 185 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:38,478 ROCKET CLUB? 186 00:08:38,502 --> 00:08:40,930 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 187 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,915 HEY, I'M WATCHING THAT. 188 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:47,420 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? A HAWK TRY TO SCOOP YOU UP AGAIN? 189 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:50,356 I'M LOOKING FOR SOME NEW DANCE MOVES, 190 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,809 YOU KNOW, TO TICK OFF THE MORALITY POLICE. 191 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,293 REALLY? 192 00:08:54,317 --> 00:08:55,995 WELL... 193 00:08:56,019 --> 00:09:00,566 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO THE MASTER OF DANCE-ASTER? 194 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:03,919 ALL RIGHT, DON'T BEG. YOU'LL GET TO SEE A FEW. 195 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,144 START OUT WITH A LITTLE "THRILLER." 196 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,194 THAT'S A FUN ONE. THEN YOU GO INTO A LITTLE M.C. HAMMER 197 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,563 TO SHAKE IT UP A BIT. 198 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,399 STOP! STOP! 199 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,352 THEN YOU GO MISSY ELLIOTT JUST TO GET A LITTLE NASTY. 200 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:22,721 ♪ OOH! ♪ 201 00:09:22,745 --> 00:09:24,212 C.J.? 202 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,693 - C.J.? - HEY! 203 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:31,130 HI. SO IF ANYONE ASKS YOU TO DANCE LIKE THAT, 204 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,916 YOU SAY NO. I MEAN, THIS IS SERIOUS. YOU SAW "FOOTLOOSE." 205 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,852 HEY, I GOT YOUR BACK, AUNT CATE. 206 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,956 THANKS, C.J., BUT WE GOT IT COVERED. 207 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,275 SO GRANDPA AND I ARE GOING TO CHAPERONE THE DANCE. 208 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:45,077 YOU'RE CHAPERONING THE DANCE? WHY? 209 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:47,580 WELL, BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY MORE INVOLVED. 210 00:09:47,604 --> 00:09:50,888 AND JUDY COULD USE AN EXTRA HAND. 211 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,847 YES, I WAS CALLING DAMIAN BACK. 212 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,585 IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO. 213 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,505 EVERYONE KNOWS I ALWAYS RETURN MY MESSAGES. 214 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,775 STOP GRILLING ME! 215 00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:13,505 YOU STILL LIKE HIM. 216 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,574 NO, I JUST WANTED TO HEAR HIS VOICE... 217 00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:17,276 AND THE GUITAR. 218 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:20,162 - WHAT GUITAR? - YOU DON'T HEAR... 219 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,265 OH MY GOD. 220 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,583 KERRY, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? I'M SO MIXED UP. 221 00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:27,737 I'M WITH THIS FANTASTIC GUY AND THEN DAMIAN HAS TO COME BACK INTO MY LIFE. 222 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,601 AND SOMEONE STOLE MY DIARY. 223 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,495 BRIDGET, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU'RE FICKLE. 224 00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:37,963 I AM NOT. IN FACT, 225 00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:40,333 I'M ONLY THINKING OF JEREMY STARTING NOW. 226 00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:45,693 OKAY, STARTING NOW. 227 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,792 DUDE, WE'RE WAY DOWN ON HITS. 228 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,228 AT THIS RATE, I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF DEBT. 229 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,430 THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 230 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,417 I'LL HAVE TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE AND MOVE BACK IN HERE. 231 00:10:57,441 --> 00:10:59,151 THAT'S MY PROBLEM. 232 00:10:59,175 --> 00:11:02,488 DON'T PANIC, AWKWARD STAGE. 233 00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:06,097 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING JUICY IN BRIDGET'S DIARY TO GET OUR CUSTOMERS BACK. 234 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,579 LET'S SEE. 235 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,915 "TODAY OUR COUSIN C.J. CAME TO STAY WITH US. 236 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,517 HE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY CREEPY AND SMELLS LIKE MOLD." 237 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:19,455 BLAH BLAH BLAH... "I SO HATE HER." 238 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:23,793 BLAH BLAH BLAH... "I SO LOVE MY HAIR." 239 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:28,581 "TODAY ASHLEY HEARD ABOUT MEGAN KISSING BRIAN MUNSON. 240 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,867 ASHLEY'S SO UPSET, SHE'S GONNA KICK MEGAN'S ASS AT THE DANCE TONIGHT." 241 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,035 HAY HOO HEE HEE! 242 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,204 OH MY GOD, BINGO. THAT'S IT. 243 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,957 WE BROADCAST A LIVE CHICK FIGHT ON THE INTERNET... 244 00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:41,860 WITH THIS LITTLE BABY. 245 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:44,029 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? - IN THE ARMY. 246 00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:46,298 THEY LET YOU TAKE STUFF WHEN YOU LEAVE. 247 00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:48,951 YOU KNOW, COMBS, DUFFEL BAGS... 248 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,969 MILLION-DOLLAR TOP-SECRET SPY CAMERAS? 249 00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:53,439 BOOTS, TRAIL MIX. YEAH. 250 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,707 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GET THIS 251 00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:58,010 INTO THE DANCE SOMEHOW. 252 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,196 COME ON, DAD. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE DANCE. 253 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,014 - I'M COMING. I'M COMING. - GRANDPA? 254 00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:04,750 WAIT. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 255 00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:07,819 WELL, THANK YOU, RORY. 256 00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:10,010 KIND OF SISSY OF YOU, BUT THANK YOU. 257 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:18,169 NO, THANK YOU, GRAMPYCAM. 258 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:28,474 UGH! LOOK AT ALL THESE LEMMINGS. 259 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,543 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY 260 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,328 LISTENING TO THE P.T.A. 261 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,164 THERE'S NO BUMPING, NO GRINDING... 262 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,966 AND NO CHICKEN DANCE. 263 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,301 WHAT COWARDS. 264 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,370 HI, GUYS. 265 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,589 WHAT? 266 00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:47,259 HONEY, I AM SORRY THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER AND I ARE CHAPERONES. 267 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:50,012 AND I'M SORRY, KYLE, THAT IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR YOU 268 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,830 TO PUT THE MOVES ON MY DAUGHTER. 269 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,233 HEY, YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, 270 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,601 AND I'M DOING MINE. 271 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:59,077 OKAY, KYLE, I'M NOT KIDDING. 272 00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:04,494 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY NEED THIS CANE. 273 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,995 IT'S JUST A WALKING STICK. 274 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,080 OH, IT'S NICE. MAY I SEE IT? 275 00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:09,571 OH, SURE. SURE. 276 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,559 SO ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 277 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,645 YES, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I AM. 278 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,630 MM. WELL, THEN SAY IT. 279 00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:28,350 - DON'T MAKE ME. - YES. SAY IT RIGHT NOW. COME ON. 280 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:32,610 OKAY. THIS DANCE IS BETTER THAN THE BATTLE OF MORDOR. 281 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,208 WOW, I MUST LIKE YOU A LOT. 282 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,649 I MEAN, I NEVER SAY ANYTHING DISPARAGING ABOUT THE "RINGS." 283 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,648 WHOO. 284 00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,617 I NEED PUNCH. 285 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,835 WOW. 286 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,571 HE'S SO CUTE. 287 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,822 YOU'RE SO INTO HIM. 288 00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:53,192 YEAH. 289 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,897 DAMIAN. 290 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,183 BRIDGET, IT'S JUST A MOTORCYCLE. 291 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,401 IT'S DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S DAMIAN'S MOTORCYCLE. 292 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,802 DAMIAN'S OUTSIDE. 293 00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:06,338 BRIDGET, HE WANTS TO SEE YOU. 294 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:09,358 WELL, IF HE WANTS TO SEE ME, WHY DOESN'T HE JUST COME INSIDE? 295 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,909 HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE. 296 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,194 THEN WHY DOESN'T HE JUST LEAVE? 297 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,429 HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T LEAVE. 298 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,381 DOESN'T HE KNOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 299 00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,049 HE SAYS TOUGH GUYS DON'T CARE. 300 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,767 AND IF YOU WANT MY OPINION... 301 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,252 KYLE, PUNCH... NOW. 302 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,588 - HEY, NO GIRL'S GONNA... - NOW! 303 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,956 RIGHT. 304 00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,991 ALL RIGHT, KERRY, COVER FOR ME. 305 00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,359 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 306 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,928 BRIDGET! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 307 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,479 YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE JEREMY HERE? 308 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,665 I HAVE TO SEE DAMIAN TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOTHING THERE, OKAY? 309 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,816 I OWE IT TO JEREMY. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE UNFAIR 310 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,485 IF I DIDN'T GO OUT AND SEE DAMIAN RIGHT NOW... 311 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,087 UNFAIR AND INCONSIDERATE. 312 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,223 WOW. JEREMY'S A LUCKY LUCKY GUY. 313 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,310 I HOPE I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING FOR DAMIAN, BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE. 314 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,744 BRIDGET, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 315 00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:48,247 NOWHERE! GOD, WILL EVERYONE JUST GET OFF MY BACK? 316 00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:51,534 YOU'RE STILL HERE? DO YOU KNOW WHO'S WAITING OUTSIDE... 317 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,169 FOR YOU... ON A MOTORCYCLE? 318 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,421 DAMIAN? 319 00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:58,641 YOU ARE LIKE SCARY SMART. 320 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,258 JEREMY, I CAN EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS. 321 00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:01,510 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN. 322 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,978 TOUGH GUYS DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER. 323 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,736 - KYLE, GO! - BUT WAIT, THIS IS THE GOOD PART. 324 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,472 LOOK, BRIDGET, IF THERE'S SOMEONE OUTSIDE THAT YOU NEED TO TALK TO, 325 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,890 YOU KNOW, GO AHEAD. 326 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,625 BUT JUST REMEMBER, 327 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,495 YOU KNOW, SMART GUYS DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER EITHER. 328 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:24,116 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, SMART GUYS WILL WAIT AROUND A LITTLE BIT LONG THAN TOUGH GUYS. 329 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,656 BRIDGET? 330 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,024 BRIDGET? 331 00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,759 YEAH? 332 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,866 YOU OKAY? 333 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,565 YES. 334 00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,167 LET'S GO DANCE. 335 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,640 SURE. 336 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,362 WHAT IF THIS CHICK FIGHT DOESN'T HAPPEN? 337 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,431 THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR CLASSMATES 338 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,533 WHY YOU MADE 'EM PAY TO SEE YOUR GRANDPA GO TO THE BATHROOM FIVE TIMES. 339 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,836 OH, HERE IT COMES! 340 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,821 OH, CHICK FIGHT! 341 00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,941 IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 342 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,595 Jim: You enjoying the dance, Miss McKenna? 343 00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:12,815 Oh, yes, Jim. Please call me Judy. 344 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,000 WHAT'S HE DOING? GRANDPA, TURN YOUR BODY! 345 00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:17,219 YOU'RE MISSING IT! OH MY GOD. 346 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,239 IT'S EITHER MISS McKENNA OR THE BATHROOM. 347 00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,357 Girl: You skank! You stole my boyfriend! 348 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,525 Let go of me! 349 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,328 THEY'RE MISSING THE WHOLE FIGHT. 350 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,913 I'M NOT GIVING THE MONEY BACK. 351 00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:31,116 Oh my God, look at the way that girl is dancing. 352 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:35,476 Jim: Get over here. That's... KERRY! 353 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,426 THIS COULD WORK. 354 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,367 KERRY, KNOCK IT OFF! 355 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,932 KERRY! 356 00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:49,301 EXCUSE ME. KERRY, KERRY, KERRY! 357 00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:54,206 WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT WHY IS MY DAUGHTER DANCING ON A CELL PHONE? 358 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,692 IT'S AN INTERNET FEED. IT'S WEBMASTER X! 359 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,483 BUT WHO IN GOD'S NAME IS FILMING THIS? 360 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,933 Jim: HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS DOING? 361 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,936 OUCH! DAMN CARNATION KEEPS SHOCKING ME. 362 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,557 RORY, YOU ARE SO DEAD. 363 00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:15,482 DUDE, YOU ARE SO DEAD. 364 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,151 OOH, THEY CAN GET AN ITTY-BITTY CAMERA IN THERE? 365 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,487 I'LL BE DAMNED. 366 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,829 WELL, I GUESS IF THEY CAN GET A SNAPSHOT OF MY COLON... 367 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,679 SO, KERRY, ABOUT THIS DANCING... 368 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:36,131 MOM, I'M SORRY. I'LL NEVER DANCE LIKE THAT AGAIN. 369 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,167 OH, NO NO NO, I WAS GONNA SAY 370 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,086 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A GREAT DANCER. 371 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,605 YOU KNOW, I DID THIS SO THAT I COULD BE MORE INVOLVED. 372 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,291 BUT YOU DO REALIZE THAT THEY WILL NOW NEVER 373 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,165 LET ME CHAPERONE A DANCE AGAIN. 374 00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:51,269 THANK YOU. 375 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,653 SO I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT. 376 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:03,075 ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE SOMEPLACE ELSE ALL NIGHT. 377 00:18:03,099 --> 00:18:06,529 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DAMIAN WAS OUTSIDE AND I DIDN'T GO OUT TO SEE HIM. 378 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,996 I STAYED WITH YOU. 379 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,516 WELL, THAT'S ONE INTERPRETATION. 380 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:14,136 ANOTHER IS THAT YOU STAYED WITH ME BECAUSE HE LEFT. 381 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,071 OH, POTATO POTATO. 382 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,358 LOOK, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE'RE TOGETHER NOW. 383 00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:22,828 LET ME JUST ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, 384 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,397 AND I SWEAR I'LL NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN: 385 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:28,773 DO YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DAMIAN? 386 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,022 I THINK I JUST GOT MY ANSWER. 387 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,474 NO, WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 388 00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:40,446 LOOK, BRIDGET, YOU DIDN'T GET ON DAMIAN'S MOTORCYCLE TONIGHT. 389 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:44,700 BUT ANOTHER NIGHT, ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE. 390 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,384 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 391 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,020 YOU CAN'T TELL ME HOW I'M GONNA FEEL. 392 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,589 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT GIRLS, OKAY? 393 00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:52,891 BUT I DID SEE THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE 394 00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:55,994 WHEN YOU FOUND OUT DAMIAN WAS OUTSIDE WAITING FOR YOU. 395 00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:58,830 I MEAN, YOU NEVER GAVE ME THAT LOOK. 396 00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:00,187 OH, NO? 397 00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:06,971 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 398 00:19:06,995 --> 00:19:09,146 GIVING YOU THAT LOOK. 399 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,933 NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT. 400 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,698 THAT'S NOT IT EITHER. 401 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:20,285 LISTEN, BRIDGET, BEFORE YOU CAN BE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP, 402 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:22,554 I THINK YOU HAVE SOME STUFF YOU NEED TO WORK OUT. 403 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,980 THIS IS NOT HOW BETH DOYLE SAID IT WOULD END. 404 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,370 AND STAY AWAY FROM RORY! 405 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,562 I'M SORRY! BUT CAN I STILL BRING MY LAUNDRY BY TOMORROW? 406 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,266 I'M KIDDING. I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER. 407 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,731 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 408 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,100 JEREMY DUMPED ME. 409 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,303 OH. I'M SORRY. 410 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,305 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 411 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,559 I'M ALL ALONE. I'VE NEVER BEEN ALL ALONE. 412 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,260 OH NO, HONEY. NAH. 413 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,813 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. COME HERE. 414 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,632 MOM, THAT'S DAMIAN. 415 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,366 GET OFF, GET OFF! GO GO GO! 416 00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:11,475 - RIGHT NOW! GET OUT! - GEE, THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG. 417 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,194 HEY. 418 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,412 HEY. 419 00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:24,700 I THOUGHT TOUGH GUYS DON'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER? 420 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,891 WE DON'T. LET'S GO. 421 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,395 WHAT'S WRONG? 422 00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:42,334 I DON'T HEAR GUITARS ANYMORE. 423 00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,225 OH, NO? 424 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,681 THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT A HARD-BOILED EGG. 425 00:20:55,705 --> 00:21:00,151 THERE IS IF YOU'RE DEATHLY ALLERGIC. 426 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,558 GOOD NIGHT, DAMIAN. 427 00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,655 GOOD NIGHT, JEREMY. 428 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,811 I THOUGHT SMART GUYS WAITED AROUND. 31269

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