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- HEY, MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- GETTING RIPPED.
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MIGHT WANT TO START WITH
THREE SETS OF A BILLION.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING SKINNY.
CHICKS HATE SKINNY GUYS.
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- HEY, I'M SKINNY.
- I KNOW.
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DUDE, CHICKS LOVE THIS.
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YEAH, WELL, LADIES MY AGE
AREN'T ALLOWED TO DRINK.
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RIGHT NOW I'M THE ALPHA
DOG AT MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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- AH.
- BUT NEXT YEAR...
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- IT'S THE SHOW, MAN.
- OKAY.
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HIGH SCHOOL. AND I
WANT TO BE POPULAR.
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- SO I'M THINKING SPORTS.
- I HEAR YA.
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I REMEMBER MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS...
FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL.
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- YOU?
- YEAH, I WENT
TO ALL THE GAMES.
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BUT WHERE I BECAME A LEGEND,
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AND I MEAN LEGEND,
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WAS BEING FUNNY, PULLING PRANKS.
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DUDE, ONE TIME I STOLE
A SCHOOL MASCOT.
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WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL WAS IT?
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IT WAS AN ALLIGATOR.
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- NO, IT WASN'T.
- IT WAS A BOBCAT.
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- NO, IT WASN'T.
- IT WAS A DUCK.
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IT'S AMAZING YOU
WEREN'T NIBBLED TO DEATH.
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WELL...
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IT DID COST ME A FINGERTIP
AND 25¢ IN CRACKED CORN.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
I BECAME KNOWN AS?
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- THE GUY WHO STOLE THE DUCK?
- YOU HEARD OF ME!
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
FREEZING OUT IN MY VAN.
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THE HEATER ONLY WORKS IF
PEOPLE STOP UNPLUGGING IT.
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WAS IT YOU?
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GRANDPA?
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GRANDPAPPY?
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G-DIDDY?
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C.J., COULD YOU
COME A LITTLE CLOSER?
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THIS IS MY BAD EAR.
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I SAID I CAN'T BELIEVE GRAND...
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DAD, WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT
HITTING C.J. WITH YOUR CANE?
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NOT TO DO IT.
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IT'S 'CAUSE OF HIM I'M
USING THE DAMN CANE.
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TRIPPING OVER HIS
DAMN EXTENSION CORD,
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BRUISING MY HIP.
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NOW I CAN'T STAND
UP. I CAN'T WALK...
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OKAY NOW, DAD,
LET'S BE POSITIVE.
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THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
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MM, I CAN PLOT MY REVENGE.
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I SAID I WAS SORRY, OKAY?
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY?
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NOW, C.J., WHAT DID WE SAY
ABOUT TAUNTING GRANDPA?
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NOT TO DO IT.
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- WHAT IN GOD'S NAME...
- OH, THAT'S LUKE'S MOTORCYCLE.
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HE'S JUST DROPPING BRIDGET OFF.
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SHE BETTER BE WEARING A HELMET.
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BRIDGET, HOW MANY
TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU...
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NOT TO RIDE ON THE
BACK OF A MOTORCYCLE
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WITHOUT A HELMET... I DIDN'T!
WHY DON'T YOU EVER BELIEVE ME?
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THERE'S A BUG IN YOUR TEETH...
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AND A CRICKET IN YOUR HAIR.
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OKAY, YOU CAUGHT ME. I'M SORRY.
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I JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO GET HELMET HAIR.
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HELMET-FREE HAIR ISN'T
EXACTLY WORKING FOR YOU EITHER.
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BESIDES, HONEY, IT'S
ILLEGAL. AND... AND STUPID.
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- AND... AND DANGEROUS...
- AND WITHOUT LEATHER PANTS...
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I MEAN, COME ON,
PARIS. I KNOW GUYS...
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DIG THE BIKER CHICK LOOK, BUT YOU'RE
SO WANNABE WITHOUT THE LEATHERS.
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AND THE HELMET THING IS WRONG.
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BRIDGET, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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THAT'S IT? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
DO? THAT GIRL NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED.
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DAD, I HAVE TO PICK MY BATTLES.
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IF I GROUNDED HER
FOR EVERYTHING,
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SHE'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU
GROUNDED FOR, GRANDPA?
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THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
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HEY, C.J., YOU WANT TO
SEE A CANE DISAPPEAR?
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- OKAY, I'M OFF.
- ALL RIGHT, KERRY!
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FRIDAY NIGHT OUT
ROCKIN' THE SUBURBS.
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I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY.
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RIGHT, THE LIBRARY.
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I'M COOL. SO WHERE'S THE RAVE?
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DRAW ME A MAP.
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I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY.
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OKAY, COOL. YOU KNOW
WHAT? I RESPECT THAT.
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WOW, THERE'S A LOSER.
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STRAIGHT FROM LOSERVILLE.
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NOW, C.J., KERRY IS NOT A LOSER.
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SHE IS MY RESPONSIBLE CHILD.
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SHE'S JUST A VERY
CONSCIENTIOUS STUDENT
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WHO TAKES HER
SCHOOLWORK SERIOUSLY.
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LOSER.
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TV reporter: So it should be
clear but cold through the weekend.
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In local news, a
narcotic-sniffing
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police drug dog in the Columbia
School District is missing.
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LEGEND.
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MY MAN.
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TV reporter: The golden retriever
who answers to the name "Buzzkill,"
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is a prized canine
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which cost the police department
roughly $30,000 to train.
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$30,000?!
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GRAND THEFT...
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
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- HEY, MOM.
- HI, BRIDGE.
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UH, BRIDGET, ARE
THOSE NEW PANTS?
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YES, AREN'T THEY CUTE?
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YEAH. HOW'D YOU PAY FOR 'EM?
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UM, WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
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YOU SAID "LULU'S IS
HAVING A SALE ON TOWELS.
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PLEASE GO GET SOME FOR THE GUEST
BATHROOM, USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT."
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SO, ON THE WAY TO THE TOWELS, I SEE
THESE LEATHER PANTS THAT WERE ON SALE.
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AND I REMEMBERED C.J.
SAYING "YOU'RE SO WANNABE
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WITHOUT THE LEATHERS,"
AND MY JUDGMENT SAID
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"YOU DON'T WANNABE A
WANNABE." AND THEN I THOUGHT...
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"JUDGMENT, YOU ARE SO RIGHT."
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THAT MADE NO SENSE,
BUT AT LEAST SHE HAD
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THE PRESENCE OF
MIND TO DRAG ME INTO IT.
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ALL RIGHT, BRIDGET, COME HERE.
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SIT DOWN. WE HAVE
TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
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UM, FIRST, YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT WHY
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- BUZZKILL'S IN OUR HOUSE?
- BECAUSE HE'S OLD, HONEY.
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AND HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO.
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NO NO NO, THE STOLEN
DRUG DOG FROM SCHOOL.
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WELL, WHAT IS A STOLEN DRUG DOG
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DOING IN MY HOUSE?
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MOM, I'M REALLY SAD
BECAUSE THIS SOCIETY
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OBJECTIFIES WOMEN.
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OH, NO WORRY. WHAT WAS
GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?
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STEALING A DRUG DOG?!
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I GUESS I WAS JUST
TRYING TO PULL A PRANK.
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I WANTED TO BECOME A LEGEND.
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WHO EVER GAVE YOU THE
IDEA THAT... NOT ANOTHER STEP.
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IT'S... IT'S A PRANK.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU WANT TO
SEE A REALLY GOOD PRANK?
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- CATE, WHERE'S MY CANE?
- NOW, DAD.
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YOU TWO PLANNED
THIS, DIDN'T YOU?
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YOU GOT TOGETHER
AND YOU THOUGHT,
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"YOU KNOW, MOM'S LIFE
JUST ISN'T HECTIC ENOUGH.
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WHY DON'T WE WORK TOGETHER
TO DRIVE HER UP A WALL?"
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THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
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- NO.
- WE HAVEN'T DONE
THAT IN YEARS.
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MOM, I'M GOING TO THE DOYLES'
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TO TUTOR MARY
BETH ON HER ALGEBRA.
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A SIT-DOWN. COOL.
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ALL RIGHT, KERRY.
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NOW LOOK, YOU GUYS. WHY CAN'T
YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR SISTER?
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WHAT... GET AWAY!
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WHAT ARE YOU... GET AWAY!
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KERRY, WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHAT IS THAT?
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KERRY, GIVE THAT TO ME.
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IS THIS POT?
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BET YOU'RE HAPPY HE
JACKED THE POOCH NOW.
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ANSWER ME, YOUNG LADY.
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IS THIS YOURS?
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I THINK I SPEAK FOR
EVERYONE WHEN I SAY
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WE ARE SO
DISAPPOINTED RIGHT NOW.
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RORY, GO RETURN THE DOG.
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I'LL DO IT TONIGHT. I CAN'T BE SEEN IN
BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH THE EVIDENCE.
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I'LL TO JAIL AND
WIND UP SOME GUY'S
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TASTY LITTLE SWEET THANG.
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KERRY, I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
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IS THIS YOURS?
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MM... GIRL MUST BE TRIPPIN'.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S
ENOUGH, YOU TWO.
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I'LL DEAL WITH YOU
LATER AFTER KERRY.
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GO UPSTAIRS.
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COME ON, BOY.
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YES, IT'S MINE.
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WELL, WHERE'D IT COME FROM?
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MY GUESS... NOT AMSTERDAM.
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MAYBE WESTERN
CANADA... SASKATOON.
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BRITISH COLUMBIA...
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I'M REALLY GOOD AT THIS STUFF.
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- WHICH IS NOT
THE POINT AT ALL.
- YEAH.
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- ALL RIGHT, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
- BUT I'M SUPPOSED
TO TUTOR MARY BETH.
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OH... OH... OKAY, THEN
JUST GO TUTOR MARY BETH.
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NO. STAY.
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NO... NO, GO. NO... NO...
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IF YOU'D LIKE, I
COULD JUST HOVER.
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THAT'S IT, SHOW
ATTITUDE. GOOD CALL.
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ALL RIGHT, KERRY, JUST...
JUST GO TUTOR MARY BETH.
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AND JUST COME BACK
THE MINUTE YOU'RE DONE.
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BOY, THAT'S SHOWING HER, CATE.
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OH, YOU FORGOT TO GIVE
HER SPENDING MONEY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED. I JUST FROZE.
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KERRY? MARIJUANA?
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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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I WONDER WHERE SHE
WOULD GET SUCH AN IDEA.
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CATE, COME ON, YOU
LET ME IN YOUR HOME.
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YOU THINK I'M GONNA REPAY YOU
BY GIVING YOUR DAUGHTER WEED?
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NO.
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I'D BET MY LEFT EYE ON IT.
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I HAVEN'T TOUCHED
THAT STUFF IN FIVE YEARS.
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- IN A ROW?
- OKAY, TWO.
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- YOU WANT SOME ADVICE?
- OH, SURE.
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BETWEEN THE STOLEN DRUG
DOG AND THE LEATHER PANTS,
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- YOU'RE BATTING
A THOUSAND TODAY.
- ALL I'M SAYING IS
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THAT WHEN MY PARENTS
CAME DOWN ON ME HARD,
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I WENT IN THE
OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
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OBVIOUSLY, THEY DIDN'T
COME DOWN HARD ENOUGH.
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ALL RIGHT, STOP IT.
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YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN HARD
ON HER. YOU WANT ME TO GO EASY.
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AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE MY GOOD CHILD.
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THE THIEF, THE DRUGGIE
OR THE BIKER CHICK?
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WHAT UP, SMOKEY?
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CAN'T YOU DO BETTER THAN THAT?
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WHAT UP... POT SMOKER?
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OH, HEY, BY THE WAY, JUST
WANT TO SAY THANK YOU.
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- FOR WHAT?
- FOR GETTING MOM
TO UTTER THE WORDS
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"I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER."
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YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE
BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT?
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SINCE LIKE BIRTH. PERFECT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING? YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT.
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MOM'S PISSED AT YOU.
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NOT AS MUCH AS SHE'S PISSED AT YOU,
WHICH MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.
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BRIDGET, WHERE DO
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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OH, KERRY. I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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- I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
- OKAY.
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- SO?
- SO?
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JUST GROUND ME.
GET IT OVER WITH.
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NO.
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KERRY, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
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MY MOM WOULD PUNISH
ME AND I'D ASK HER WHY.
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AND SHE'D SAY "BECAUSE I'M
YOUR MOTHER, THAT'S WHY."
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00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:31,850
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
222
00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:33,374
YOU AND I ARE GONNA TALK.
223
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:38,872
OH, HONEY. YOU'VE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT THIS YEAR.
224
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,844
I JUST WANT YOU TO
KNOW THAT I UNDERSTAND
225
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,379
IF... IF YOU'RE ACTING OUT
226
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,863
BECAUSE OF WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR DAD.
227
00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:47,149
GOD, MOM!
228
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,886
I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE INTERPRETING
EVERY MOVE I MAKE AS A REACTION
229
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,955
OF WHAT HAPPENED TO DAD.
230
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,708
LAST WEEK I WAS AT SCHOOL AND
THEY SERVED THIS DISGUSTING LASAGNA,
231
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:57,276
SO I THREW IT OUT.
232
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,077
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN
THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE...
233
00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:01,547
"KERRY, NOT EATING IS NO
WAY OF DEALING WITH GRIEF."
234
00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:03,115
I'M LIKE "IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH GRIEF.
235
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,622
YOUR FOOD SUCKS!"
236
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,272
YOU KNOW, IN CASE
NO ONE'S NOTICED,
237
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,340
I'M POPULAR THIS YEAR.
238
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,764
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
WHO LOVES ME. I'M FINE.
239
00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:20,449
OKAY. YOU'RE FINE.
240
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,803
FAIR ENOUGH. SO... SO, SWEETIE,
241
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,721
LET ME ASK YOU THIS...
242
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,790
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
243
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,825
KERRY, THIS IS MARIJUANA.
244
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,743
IT'S ILLEGAL, IN CASE
YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
245
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,979
OH, PLEASE, MOM! LIGHTEN UP.
246
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,199
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T TRY
IT WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE.
247
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,656
HMM?
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00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:43,039
WELL, ALL RIGHT, I WON'T LIE.
249
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,707
YEAH, I DID.
250
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,126
AND IT WAS STUPID AND
ILLEGAL BACK THEN TOO.
251
00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:51,196
COME ON, MOM. EVERYBODY
KNOWS IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
252
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:54,966
EVERYBODY DOESN'T WORK IN
AN EMERGENCY ROOM LIKE I DO.
253
00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:57,637
LOOK, KERRY, I SEE KIDS
COME IN THERE EVERY DAY
254
00:12:57,661 --> 00:13:00,106
BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT
IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
255
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,450
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS, ANYWAY?
256
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,849
COME ON.
257
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,963
COME ON.
258
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,603
THE DEBATE TEAM.
259
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,905
A FEW KIDS OFFERED ME A JOINT
260
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,406
AND I TOOK IT.
261
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,331
THE DEBATE TEAM SMOKES POT?
262
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,319
AT LEAST IN MY DAY WE
THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE US COOL.
263
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,207
YOU TOLD ME THE
DEBATE TEAM IS COOL.
264
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,178
IT IS. IT IS.
265
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,644
LOOK, I STUFFED IT IN MY
BACKPACK AND LEFT IT THERE.
266
00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,701
I NEVER TRIED IT, I SWEAR.
267
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:44,149
YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY
THROW IT AWAY EITHER.
268
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:46,085
YOU'RE GROUNDED ONE MONTH.
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00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,936
WHATEVER.
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00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,839
THAT "WHATEVER" JUST
BROUGHT YOU ANOTHER MONTH.
271
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,675
TWO MONTHS FOR DOING NOTHING?
272
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,429
NOTHING?! I'M TRYING TO
GET THROUGH TO YOU, OKAY?
273
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,181
YOU ALSO CANNOT GET
YOUR LICENSE UNTIL THE FALL.
274
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:03,152
- I CAN'T GET MY LICENSE? WHY?
- WHY?! WHY?!
275
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,977
BECAUSE I'M YOUR
MOTHER, THAT'S WHY.
276
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,460
HEY, CATE, GOT YOUR MAIL.
277
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,859
AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR KERRY DOWNEY JR...
278
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,061
I SAW HER CLIMBING
DOWN THE RAIN GUTTER.
279
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,336
- WHAT?
- SHOULD I HAVE
STOPPED HER?
280
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,361
- HEY.
- HEY.
281
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,527
- SO WHY DO WE HAVE TO
HOOK UP HERE?
- I'M GROUNDED.
282
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:48,064
HAD TO SNEAK OUT OF THE HOUSE. YOU
KNOW I CLIMBED THROUGH A WINDOW FOR YOU?
283
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,016
AH. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE?
284
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,134
YOU NEVER GET IN
TROUBLE. WHAT'D YOU DO?
285
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,024
DID YOU GET AN A-MINUS?
286
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,889
MY MOM FOUND
WEED IN MY BACKPACK.
287
00:14:56,913 --> 00:15:00,242
SHE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. I'M GROUNDED
FOR TWO MONTHS, CAN'T GET MY LICENSE.
288
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,766
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
289
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,081
SINCE WHEN DID YOU
START SMOKING WEED?
290
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,283
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PART OF THE
FLUFFHEAD STONER GROUP.
291
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,019
I JUST HAD SOME ON ME.
292
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,804
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
293
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,905
YOU KNOW MY BROTHER'S A
DRUGGIE AND TOTALLY OUT THERE.
294
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:16,275
- WELL, YEAH, BUT...
- THE GUY TOTALLY SCREWED UP HIS LIFE.
295
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:17,876
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT
TO SEE SOMEBODY ELSE
296
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,362
I CARE ABOUT GO
THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
297
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:24,266
WELL, I HADN'T EVEN DECIDED
IF I WAS GONNA TRY IT OR NOT.
298
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,586
I MEAN, WE'RE STILL
OKAY, AREN'T WE?
299
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:32,858
LOOK, LET ME KNOW
WHAT YOUR DECISION IS
300
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:35,242
AND THEN I'LL LET YOU KNOW MINE.
301
00:15:36,318 --> 00:15:38,363
KYLE!
302
00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:41,072
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD.
303
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,977
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD.
304
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,963
C.J.
305
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:55,036
SO... TROUBLE WITH
THE LOLLIPOP GUILD?
306
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,152
HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?
307
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:04,028
TEENAGE GIRL, MALL... NOT
EXACTLY A RUBIK'S CUBE.
308
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,993
WAS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
309
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,661
I'M NOT SURE.
310
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:12,605
HE LOOKS FAMILIAR. I THINK I USED
TO HANG OUT WITH HIS BROTHER.
311
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,704
LOOK...
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00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,258
WHITNEY HOUSTON, I GET
WHY YOU TOOK OFF, ALL RIGHT?
313
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,711
I USED TO DO THE SAME THING
WHEN MY PARENTS WIGGED OUT ON ME.
314
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,465
BUT TODAY I KINDA
SAW WHAT HAPPENS
315
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,067
AFTER THE KID LEAVES
316
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,386
AND IT'S, UH... IT'S KIND
OF TOUGH ON YOUR MOM.
317
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,194
SHE'S UPSET?
318
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,177
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE
TRAPPED IN A WELL, BUT YEAH.
319
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,687
LET ME TAKE YOU HOME.
320
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:57,692
YEAH... NO, OFFICER,
THAT'S OAKDALE.
321
00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,713
YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU.
322
00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:02,631
OH, WELL, LOOK WHO SHOWS UP.
323
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,000
HERE WE ARE WORRIED
SICK TRYING TO FIND KERRY
324
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,275
AND YOU'RE OUT... FINDING KERRY.
325
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,074
EH, GOOD JOB.
326
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,425
OH, IT KILLS YOU TO
SAY THAT, DOESN'T IT?
327
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,733
A BIT LIKE SWALLOWING FIRE.
328
00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:20,782
- I'M SO SORRY.
- OH, KERRY.
329
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,385
I WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN.
330
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,358
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WON'T.
331
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,123
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE
GONNA TAKE THIS THING
332
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:31,410
- AND THROW IT
INTO THE FIREPLACE.
- WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA.
333
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,929
AND GIVE EVERYONE A
CONTACT HIGH? COME ON.
334
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,964
YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE
GRANDPA CRANKING PINK FLOYD
335
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,148
AND WATCHING "THE WIZARD
OF OZ" WITH THE SOUND OFF?
336
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:41,976
I DON'T. WE FLUSH IT.
337
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,644
BRIDGET.
338
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,413
OFFICER.
339
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,815
- IS THIS YOUR DAUGHTER, MA'AM?
- FOR NOW.
340
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,874
WOW. IT'S LIKE
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
341
00:17:58,061 --> 00:17:59,638
I HAD TO CITE YOUR DAUGHTER
342
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,540
FOR RIDING ON THE BACK OF A
MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT A HELMET.
343
00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:03,481
IT WASN'T ME.
344
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,929
YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
345
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,031
WHAT, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE DEALING WITH ME LATER
346
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,383
BECAUSE OF KERRY
AND... AND HER FRIENDS.
347
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:16,822
MARY, JUAN AND... ANA.
348
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,490
NICE TRY.
349
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,959
LOOK, OFFICER, I'M SORRY.
MY FAMILY IS GENERALLY
350
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:22,661
VERY RESPECTFUL OF THE LAW.
351
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,664
HEY...
352
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,150
- BUDDY.
- THIS IS BUZZKILL,
OUR DRUG DOG.
353
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,335
- HOW DID HE GET HERE?
- IT WAS ALL HIM.
354
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,337
'CAUSE THERE'S A
REWARD FOR FINDING HIM.
355
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,540
IT WAS ALL ME, SIR.
356
00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:41,730
HE SMELLS MY DOG, I BET.
357
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,688
HE'S FUN. GET HIM OFF ME.
358
00:18:45,742 --> 00:18:47,936
- COME ON.
- GOOD PUPPY.
359
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,488
HE'S A NICE DOG.
360
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:51,752
SIR, MAY I ASK WHAT
YOU'RE DOING WITH THIS?
361
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,675
THAT?
362
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,049
YEAH, SURE.
363
00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:01,183
THAT'S A, UM... THAT'S 'CAUSE...
364
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,852
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR MY GLAUCOMA MEDICATION.
365
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,926
- THANK YOU, GRANDSON.
- THERE YOU GO.
366
00:19:08,531 --> 00:19:10,531
NOW, I HAVE TO MAKE
A COURT APPEARANCE.
367
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:16,437
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT
GLAUCOMA MEDICINE IS ILLEGAL IN MICHIGAN?
368
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,702
WELL, DAD, LOOK
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
369
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,526
YOU COULD CARPOOL TO THE
COURTHOUSE WITH BRIDGET.
370
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,442
OH, AND YOU MIGHT AS
WELL BRING RORY TOO.
371
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,482
HE CAN PICK UP HIS REWARD.
372
00:19:30,385 --> 00:19:33,565
AND YOU THOUGHT ALL THIS
BEHAVIOR WAS C.J.'S FAULT.
373
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,056
GUILTY.
374
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,437
AND YOU THOUGHT
THEY WERE REACTING TO,
375
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:41,157
WELL, YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENED.
376
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,777
TURNS OUT THEY WERE JUST BEING
TYPICAL REBELLIOUS TEENAGERS.
377
00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:47,051
- WHICH MEANS?
- YOU'RE SCREWED.
378
00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:55,709
WHAT IS IT, CATE?
379
00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:59,324
I JUST, UH...
380
00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:01,348
I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS.
381
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,263
YOU KNOW, THE KIDS ARE ALL
REACHING COMPLICATED AGES
382
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,722
AND I'M A SINGLE MOM.
383
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,555
I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE.
384
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,943
YOU'RE A GREAT MOTHER
AND A GREAT PARENT.
385
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,834
OH, IT'S HARD, DAD.
386
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:23,047
I'M JUST AFRAID I
CAN'T DO IT ALL ALONE.
387
00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:27,391
OH, BABY GIRL, YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
388
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,964
FINALLY.
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