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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,731 MOM, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME DRIVING? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? 2 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:06,349 NO, HONEY. I'M MAKING DINNER. 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,334 - BUT YOU PROMISED. - I LIED. 4 00:00:08,358 --> 00:00:10,420 WELCOME TO LIFE. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:14,090 LOOK, KERRY, COULD YOU JUST LET YOUR DRIVING OBSESSION GO FOR TWO MINUTES? 6 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,908 YOUR COUSIN C.J. WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 7 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:19,128 Bridget: EW! 8 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,398 ALL RIGHT, EXCUSE ME. 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,616 IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE HAVE LEARNED THIS YEAR, 10 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,769 IT'S THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY. 11 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,772 - AND C.J. IS FAMILY. - EW! 12 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:33,326 - STOP IT! - WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT SEEING HIM? 13 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:35,828 WHEN WE WERE KIDS, HE WAS A BIG, HUGE BULLY. 14 00:00:35,852 --> 00:00:37,580 HE STOLE MY ARMY MEN. 15 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,566 YEAH, AND HE TOOK MY DEBBIE DOLL TO "ENTERTAIN" 16 00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:42,585 RORY'S ARMY MEN WHILE THEY WERE ON LEAVE. 17 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,771 THEY HE BLEW 'EM ALL UP WITH M-80s. 18 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,190 THE BOY IS A BAD EGG, CATE. 19 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,275 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH HIM, DAD? 20 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,094 I LOANED HIM MONEY FOR HIS COLLEGE EDUCATION. 21 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,830 I DIDN'T KNOW C.J. WENT TO COLLEGE. 22 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,082 HE DIDN'T. 23 00:00:56,106 --> 00:00:58,502 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S HIM. 24 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,621 NOW ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, EVERYBODY. 25 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,790 C.J. IS MY SISTER'S SON. 26 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,942 SO THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO LIKE HIM? 27 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:08,667 NO, THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. 28 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,998 I KNOW HE WASN'T THE BEST KID, 29 00:01:12,022 --> 00:01:14,007 BUT PEOPLE CHANGE. AND HE'S BEEN IN THE ARMY. 30 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,775 I'M SURE HE'S GROWN UP A LOT. 31 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,623 - AUNT CATE! - C.J.! 32 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,397 WHOO! 33 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,615 THIS IS IT? THIS IS AS BIG AS WE GET? 34 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:31,651 HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 35 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,871 YEAH YEAH, IT'S REALLY GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO. CAN YOU TAKE ME DRIVING? 36 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,523 KERRY. 37 00:01:36,547 --> 00:01:39,142 IS THAT MY GRANDPA? 38 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:42,195 HA HA! IS THAT PAPA? 39 00:01:42,219 --> 00:01:44,336 GAGA, IT'S ME! 40 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:48,284 PLEASE, DON'T GET UP. 41 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,554 HOW'S THAT COLLEGE DEGREE COMING? 42 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:53,690 IT'S A FUNNY STORY. I DIDN'T GO. 43 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,892 BUT I AM PAYING YOU BACK. 44 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,127 IN FACT, HERE'S A LITTLE DOWN PAYMENT. 45 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,898 IT'S NOT DOPE MONEY, IS IT? I DON'T TAKE DOPE MONEY. 46 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,584 - DAD. C.J., JUST MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. - THANK YOU. 47 00:02:04,608 --> 00:02:06,536 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON DINNER. 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,756 DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA, I'VE DONE QUITE WELL SINCE I LEFT THE SERVICE. 49 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:14,394 JOINED THE CARNIVAL, RAN THE TILT-A-WHIRL. 50 00:02:14,418 --> 00:02:15,811 THE TILT-A-WHIRL? 51 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,647 OH, YEAH, IT TILTS, IT WHIRLS, IT DOES IT ALL. 52 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,772 STRAP IN, WATCH 'EM HEAVE. HERE WE GO, PEOPLE, LET'S PARTY! 53 00:02:24,261 --> 00:02:25,538 WHY THE STINK EYE? 54 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,691 YOU BLEW UP OUR TOYS. 55 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,800 WAR IS HELL, TINY. BUTCH UP. 56 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:38,351 "$1,000 OR A BIG SCREEN TV 57 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,303 OR A LAS VEGAS GETAWAY 58 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,406 IF YOU ATTEND ONE TIMESHARE SEMINAR." 59 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,392 YEAH, I GUESS YOU GOT TO, UH... 60 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:49,011 CHECK OUT THAT TIMESHARE AND BUY A CONDO... 61 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:51,664 BY TOMORROW. 62 00:02:51,688 --> 00:02:55,401 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN FOR DINNER. 63 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,103 I THINK I'LL PASS. 64 00:02:57,127 --> 00:03:01,741 BRIDGET, WELL, YOU ARE REALLY REALLY... 65 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,294 RELATED TO YOU. 66 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:08,114 RIGHT, GOT ANY FRIENDS WHO AREN'T? 67 00:03:08,138 --> 00:03:11,489 - CAN YOU TAKE ME DRIVING? - NICE TRY, RAGGEDY ANN. NO, THANKS. 68 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,258 SO, C.J., YOU'RE REALLY HERE 'CAUSE OF OUR DAD? 69 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:20,460 OH, YEAH, I LOVED UNCLE PAUL. 70 00:03:20,484 --> 00:03:22,862 YOU KNOW, HE WAS THE ONE WHO DROVE ME TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER. 71 00:03:22,886 --> 00:03:25,882 HE SAID, "JOIN THE ARMY. IT'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU. IT WORKED FOR ME." 72 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,884 DAD WAS NEVER IN THE SERVICE. 73 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,275 YEAH... WAIT, WHAT? 74 00:03:32,162 --> 00:03:34,696 AUNT CATE, DO YOU MIND IF I SAY GRACE? 75 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,695 WELL, MY KIDS DON'T USUALLY DO THAT, 76 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,731 BUT YEAH, THAT'D BE A NICE CHANGE. 77 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,740 IT'S NICE WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE, ISN'T IT? 78 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,859 EVERYBODY. 79 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:51,240 DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD 80 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,210 WE'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE, AND THANK YOU FOR... 81 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,646 I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 82 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,882 WHAT'S UP? 83 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,917 YOU DID NOT! 84 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,352 OH, MY GOODNESS. 85 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,926 AMEN. 86 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:12,078 IT LOOKS LIKE C.J. LEFT WITHOUT KISSING ME GOODBYE. 87 00:04:12,102 --> 00:04:15,448 OH, COME ON, CATE. I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE. 88 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,867 IN A SECOND YOU'LL BE CRYING ON THE OUTSIDE. 89 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,752 HE SPENT THE NIGHT IN HIS VAN. 90 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:22,105 OKAY, EVERYONE, I NEED YOUR HELP. 91 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,841 - IT IS CANDID PICTURE WEEK AT SCHOOL. - WHAT'S THAT? 92 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,493 IT'S WHEN THE YEARBOOK STAFF TAKES YOUR PICTURE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. 93 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,378 THEY GIVE ME ADVANCE NOTICE EVERY YEAR. 94 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,514 KERRY, YOU MIGHT WANNA RUN A BRUSH THROUGH THAT. 95 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,034 SO I NEED HELP CHOOSING MY CANDID POSES. 96 00:04:34,058 --> 00:04:36,352 MAYBE TOMORROW WE CAN NARROW DOWN COLLEGES. 97 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,838 MOM, LET'S BE SERIOUS FOR, LIKE, TWO SECONDS, OKAY? 98 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,862 ALL RIGHT, SO HERE IS ME CHATTING WITH FRIENDS. 99 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:45,099 HERE IS ME STUDYING FOR A TEST FOR FINALS. 100 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,953 AND HERE'S ME JUST BEING ME. 101 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,536 AND NOW DO YOU LOOKING MINDLESS. 102 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,472 - WHAT? - YOU NAILED IT. 103 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,092 OH, IT'S COLD OUT THERE. 104 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:02,145 YOU MIND IF I PLUG THIS IN AND BORROW SOME ELECTRICITY FOR A LITTLE SPACE HEATER? 105 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,829 NO, HELP YOURSELF. 106 00:05:03,853 --> 00:05:05,815 CAN I BORROW A LITTLE SPACE HEATER? 107 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,401 WHY DIDN'T YOU COME IN THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT? 108 00:05:08,425 --> 00:05:11,203 - SOMEBODY LOCKED THE DEADBOLT. - YEAH, I KNOW. 109 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,327 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS CATCH UP 110 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,783 WHILE I MAKE BREAKFAST? 111 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:24,984 WELL, C.J., WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE LEAVING? 112 00:05:25,008 --> 00:05:28,821 - DAD. - NO, WHAT I MEANT WAS, 113 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:31,965 HOW LONG IS IT GONNA BE BEFORE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE ANYMORE? 114 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,178 YOU LEFT IN A HURRY LAST NIGHT. WHAT WAS THE BIG EMERGENCY? 115 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:38,664 I HAPPENED TO SCORE THE LAST TWO TICKETS 116 00:05:38,688 --> 00:05:40,933 FOR THE AEROSMITH CONCERT THIS WEEKEND. 117 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:43,118 YOU WALKED OUT ON KATE'S DINNER 118 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:45,438 TO GET A COUPLE OF TICKETS TO A ROCK AND ROLL SHOW? 119 00:05:45,462 --> 00:05:48,747 I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED, BUT I ONLY GOT TWO TICKETS, ALL RIGHT? 120 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:52,762 MOM, I'M NOT FEELING WELL. 121 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,347 I'M NOT GONNA GO TO SCHOOL. 122 00:05:54,371 --> 00:05:56,348 OH, HONEY, YOU ALL RIGHT? 123 00:05:56,372 --> 00:05:58,868 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A STOMACH THING GOING AROUND. 124 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,827 YEAH, OH, MY STOMACH. 125 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,692 I'LL JUST HAVE MY EGGS IN MY ROOM. 126 00:06:06,716 --> 00:06:09,262 WHERE'S THE TABASCO? 127 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,964 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON? 128 00:06:10,988 --> 00:06:14,366 NOTHING I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 129 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:16,903 RORY. 130 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:21,124 HE'S GOT THAT LOOK AGAIN. 131 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,392 HE NEEDS A GUY TO TALK TO. 132 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,400 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. 133 00:06:27,337 --> 00:06:30,616 HE NEEDS A GUY TO TALK TO TODAY. 134 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,042 - DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? - I KNOW, DAD. 135 00:06:38,949 --> 00:06:40,999 - HEY, MAN. - HEY. 136 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:47,149 I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 137 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,401 LET ME GUESS... GIRLIE MAGS BEHIND THE HEADBOARD? 138 00:06:49,425 --> 00:06:50,687 NO. 139 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,527 YES. 140 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,526 LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE 141 00:06:56,550 --> 00:07:00,162 SINCE THE WHOLE ARMY MEN... 142 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,331 BUT IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK. 143 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,918 THERE'S THIS GIRL MISSY WHO'S GOT THESE EYES THAT MAKE ME FORGET HOW TO WALK. 144 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,082 AND WHEN I'M AROUND HER... 145 00:07:07,106 --> 00:07:09,102 EASY, MARY, LET'S SKIP THE WALKS ON THE BEACH. 146 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:13,325 KEEP IT SURFACEY. OKAY, SHE'S HOT, I GET IT. CONTINUE. 147 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,661 SHE'S GOT THE PRETTIEST EYES... 148 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:17,129 UH-UH... STEADY. 149 00:07:17,153 --> 00:07:19,498 AFTER WE GOT DONE STUDYING LAST NIGHT, 150 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,218 WE WERE SAYING GOODBYE ON HER FRONT PORCH 151 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,721 AND I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE WANTED ME TO KISS HER, 152 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,639 AND I CHOKED. I SUCK. 153 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:29,475 DUDE, YOU EVER TRY TO KISS A GIRL AND SHE WHIPS HER HEAD BACK REAL QUICK? 154 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:32,812 THAT IS THE WORST. IT'S HAPPENED TO ME, LIKE, 5,000 TIMES. 155 00:07:32,836 --> 00:07:35,397 THEY WOULD RATHER CRACK THEIR HEAD AGAINST THE CEMENT WALL BEHIND THEM 156 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,133 THAN HAVE YOUR GROSS LIPS TOUCH... 157 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,858 OKAY, MARY, MY STORY. 158 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:44,724 SEE, I'VE KISSED GIRLS BEFORE. 159 00:07:44,748 --> 00:07:48,194 I'VE JUST NEVER KISSED A GIRL THAT WAY. 160 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:53,716 YOU KNOW, WITH THE... DUDE. 161 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,170 DON'T... DON'T DO THAT. 162 00:07:57,194 --> 00:07:59,188 THERE'S THIS DANCE COMING UP. 163 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,024 I FIGURE AT SOME POINT, I MIGHT HAVE TO, YOU KNOW... 164 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,211 DUDE, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? 165 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,931 KEEP THE TONGUE IN OR I WALK, ALL RIGHT? 166 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:12,118 IT'S JUST, I DON'T WANNA DO IT WRONG. 167 00:08:12,142 --> 00:08:14,137 IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE. 168 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,772 C.J., YOU'VE GONE OUT WITH A LOT OF GIRLS, RIGHT? 169 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,275 OH, YEAH, LOTS... 170 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:23,195 CARNY GROUPIES, CARNY GROUPIE WANNABES. 171 00:08:23,219 --> 00:08:25,214 YOU KNOW, KISSING'S LIKE ANYTHING ELSE. 172 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,900 IF YOU WANNA GET GOOD, YOU GOTTA PRACTICE. LOTS AND LOTS OF PRACTICE. 173 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,852 YOU'RE PRETTY SMART, C.J. 174 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,122 WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T LET JUST ANYONE IN THE ARMY. 175 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,480 REALLY? I HEARD THEY DID. 176 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,378 WHAT? 177 00:08:39,402 --> 00:08:41,497 JEEZ, BRIDGET, WHAT IS IT? 178 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,916 YOU FINALLY REALIZE IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE? 179 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,951 MY GOD, I KNEW IT. 180 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:48,354 THERE IS A HUGE VOLCANIC GROWTH BREWING AT THE END OF MY NOSE 181 00:08:48,378 --> 00:08:51,040 JUST SEVEN HOURS BEFORE MY CANDID PICTURE DAY BEGINS! 182 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,944 JUST COVER IT... WITH A SKI MASK. 183 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,163 NO, I NEED MEDICINE. WE HAVE TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE. 184 00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:59,966 SOMETIMES YOU CAN OUTSMART THEM WITH A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE. 185 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:02,668 - WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR? - 'CAUSE IT'S DARK AND I'M SCARED. 186 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,504 AND I NEED YOU TO BUY IT, BECAUSE I CAN'T BE SEEN GETTING ZIT MEDICINE. 187 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,073 SO LET'S GO, COME ON. 188 00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:09,380 - NO. NO. - PLEASE. PLEASE! 189 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,379 OKAY, I WILL GO WITH YOU ON ONE CONDITION: I GET TO DRIVE. 190 00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:17,250 NO NO, YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR LEARNER'S PERMIT. IT'S TOO RISKY, NO. 191 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:19,619 YEAH, SO IS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED LOOKING LIKE A DALMATIAN. 192 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,275 I TOLD YOU, YOU HIT A POLE. 193 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,260 I LOOKED. I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 194 00:09:28,284 --> 00:09:30,329 'CAUSE IT WAS DARK. I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU DRIVE. 195 00:09:30,353 --> 00:09:33,299 - MOM IS GONNA KILL US. - LADIES. 196 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,184 - HI. - HELLO. 197 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,568 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM WILL NEVER NOTICE THAT DENT IF YOU STAND THAT WAY FOREVER. 198 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,732 WHOA! NO, YOU DIDN'T. 199 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,433 PAINT SCRAPE, DIFFERENT COLOR, NERVOUS TEENS. 200 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,152 OBVIOUSLY, YOU DID THIS SNEAKING OUT LAST NIGHT. 201 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:56,288 BRIDGET, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 202 00:09:56,312 --> 00:09:59,758 - YOU DROVE. YOU LET HER. - PROVE IT. 203 00:09:59,782 --> 00:10:02,328 SEAT'S WAY UP, MIRROR'S WAY DOWN, BEEN THERE. 204 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,947 I'M SO IMPRESSED, MR. CARNY MAN. 205 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,983 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NEXT, GUESS MY WEIGHT? 206 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,818 101. 207 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,822 WHY WHY WHY? 208 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,429 WHAT COULD IT BE? 209 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:21,047 AHHH... HELLO, MY LITTLE RED FRIEND. 210 00:10:21,071 --> 00:10:23,682 WOW, OKAY. 211 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,602 IT'S NIGHT, TEENAGE GIRL FINDS A ZIT, 212 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,771 AND A DOOZY AT THAT. 213 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,773 MOM WON'T LET YOU OUT THIS LATE, 214 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,375 SO IT'S MIDNIGHT RUN TIME FOR A LITTLE BENZOYL PEROXIDE. 215 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,311 KERRY, YOU GET TO DRIVE, 216 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,830 BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY THE ZIT CREAM 'CAUSE PAMELA HERE CAN'T BE SEEN 217 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,883 BUYING THAT KIND OF GOOP. SHOULD I KEEP GOING OR HAVE YOU HEARD ENOUGH? 218 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,852 WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 219 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,954 IN THE ARMY STUDYING AERIAL PHOTOS. 220 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,873 IN A SPLIT SECOND I HAD TO DECIDE... 221 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,715 WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION OR JUST A DUDE? 222 00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:55,920 HI, WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING OUT HERE? 223 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,153 OH, NO! 224 00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:03,572 WHAT HAPPENED? 225 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,341 I DON'T NEED THIS. 226 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,777 - MOM... - WE... 227 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:11,230 - I DID IT. - Both: HE DID IT. 228 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,616 - YOU? - YEAH. 229 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,768 SORRY, IT WAS LATE LAST NIGHT. 230 00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,421 THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO UNPLUG MY VAN 231 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,674 SO I BORROWED YOUR CAR. I FOUND IT THAT WAY IN THE PARKING LOT. 232 00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:24,443 AND THEY CALL IT A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. 233 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,417 C.J. 234 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,635 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 235 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,371 - WHY DID YOU DO THAT? - COME ON, YOU'RE FAMILY. 236 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,675 BLOOD IS THICKER THAN... OH MY GOD. IT'S SCARING ME. 237 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,698 MOM. 238 00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:48,750 I NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS. I'M KIND OF IN TROUBLE. 239 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,892 WHAT IS IT? 240 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,426 "IMPROPER DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION 241 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,934 IN THE HALLS WITHOUT A PASS"? 242 00:12:01,604 --> 00:12:03,716 DID YOU KISS MISSY IN THE HALLWAY? 243 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:06,902 IT WASN'T MISSY. IT WAS ROBIN RADEL. 244 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,538 SHE'S ALWAYS KIND OF HAD A CRUSH ON ME, 245 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,889 PLUS I NEEDED THE PRACTICE. 246 00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:13,642 YOU NEEDED PRACTICE KISSING? 247 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,586 YOU'RE A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD. 248 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,998 C.J. TOLD ME I SHOULD PRACTICE KISSING LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS 249 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:23,352 SO I'D BE GOOD WHEN I FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON MISSY. 250 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:27,457 GET YOUR HANDS ON... C.J. TOLD YOU THIS? 251 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,842 YEAH. 252 00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:32,361 WELL, DID HE ALSO TELL YOU THAT YOU'D BE HAVING A MONTH 253 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,413 OF SATURDAY DETENTIONS? 254 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,381 - WHAT? - MM-HMM. 255 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:38,250 RORY, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 256 00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:42,026 I LOVE THAT C.J. I'M GONNA SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. 257 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,975 LOOK, DAD, WE HAVEN'T HEARD C.J.'s SIDE 258 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,677 OF THE STORY. AND WHEN WE DO, 259 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:52,298 THEN WE CAN WRING HIS SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK. 260 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:54,833 IT'S ONE THING TO GIVE SOMEONE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, 261 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,668 BUT I CANNOT STAND WHEN A MEMBER 262 00:12:56,692 --> 00:13:00,122 OF MY OWN FAMILY IS LYING STRAIGHT TO MY FACE. 263 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,960 SHE WAS JUST PRACTICING HER SCARED POSE. 264 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,480 GOOD ONE, BRIDGE! 265 00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:10,799 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 266 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,569 KERRY, SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 267 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,989 - I HAVE TO CONFESS EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. - YOU ARE BEING HYSTERICAL. 268 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,030 - SHE KNOWS WE WRECKED THE CAR... - BRIDGET! 269 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,947 OW! 270 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,250 CALM DOWN, BRIDGET. YOU'RE BEING PARANOID. 271 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,918 NO, I AM NOT. DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER DOWNSTAIRS? 272 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,338 SHE SAID I CAN'T STAND A FAMILY MEMBER LYING TO MY FACE. 273 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:34,256 LOOK, IF MOM KNEW WE TOOK OUT THE CAR, 274 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,525 WHY WOULDN'T SHE JUST COME OUT AND SAY SOMETHING? 275 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,844 BECAUSE SHE IS TOYING WITH US. 276 00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:42,865 SHE WANTS US TO COME CLEAN, BUT ALL WE KEEP DOING IS LYING. 277 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,772 AND OW! 278 00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:52,897 HEY HEY, COME ON IN, MAN. 279 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,268 GRAB A SEAT ON THE BED. 280 00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:00,566 I OUGHTA MESS YOU UP, MAN. 281 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,518 IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY ON THIS STUPID BED. 282 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,404 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 283 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,757 THIS ISN'T FUNNY. I TOOK YOUR STUPID ADVICE 284 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,541 AND KISSED ROBIN RADEL. 285 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:10,876 OH YEAH, HOW'D IT GO? 286 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,545 SHE SAID I OPENED MY MOUTH TOO WIDE. 287 00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:15,530 ROOKIE MISTAKE. 288 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,382 SHE SAID IT WAS LIKE STICKING HER FACE IN A BUCKET. 289 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:20,118 - IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY... - THE POINT IS... 290 00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:22,170 BUT THEN MISSY FOUND OUT I KISSED SOMEONE ELSE 291 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,123 AND TOLD ME I COULD FORGET ABOUT THE DANCE. 292 00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:27,209 SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T KISS ME IF I WERE THE LAST GUY ON EARTH. 293 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,862 RORY, "I WOULDN'T KISS YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST GUY ON EARTH" 294 00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:34,066 IS A RITE OF PASSAGE. EVERY GUY HEARS THAT AT SOME POINT. 295 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,969 IT'S LIKE, "YOU'RE OLD AND GROSS. 296 00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:39,738 FERRARI DOESN'T MAKE VANS. 297 00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:42,024 SO HELP ME, GOD, TAKE ONE MORE STEP 298 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,893 I'LL BASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH THIS ROCK." 299 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,913 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. NOW MISSY WILL PROBABLY HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE 300 00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:50,037 AT THE DANCE AND FORGET ALL ABOUT ME. 301 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,071 COME HERE. LOOK, RORY, 302 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,574 I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY THAT THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, PAL. 303 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,343 BUT I KINDA GOTTA GET MOVING. 304 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,512 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MISSY? 305 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,264 CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT AFTER THE CONCERT? 306 00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:07,282 OR ACTUALLY MAYBE, IN A COUPLE DAYS? 307 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,284 'CAUSE TONIGHT'S GONNA BE REALLY GREAT 308 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,604 AND THIS CONVERSATION SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOT "BUZZ KILLER" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 309 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,063 BUT I'M GONNA SNAG YOU A LIGHT STICK. HOW ABOUT THAT? 310 00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:26,636 RORY. 311 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,327 COME ON, MAN, WE'LL TALK ON THE WAY TO THE SHOW. 312 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,133 - WHERE'S RORY? - HEY, AUNT CATE. 313 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,818 WHERE'S RORY? 314 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,837 HE'S COMING. HE'S IN THE VAN. 315 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,624 YOU TOLD RORY THAT HE COULD GET A GIRL TO LIKE HIM 316 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,327 BY PRACTICING KISSING ON ANOTHER GIRL? 317 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,780 I TOLD HIM TO PRACTICE, BUT I MEANT, LIKE, 318 00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:56,965 ON HIS HAND OR IN THE MIRROR, 319 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,901 ON PLUSH TOYS. 320 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,686 YOU KISS PLUSH TOYS? 321 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,505 NO, YOU KISS PLUSH TOYS. 322 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,808 YOU KNOW, C.J., I GAVE YOU A CHANCE 323 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:10,512 BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD MATURED. 324 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,849 BUT IT'S BECOME PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT WE WERE JUST ANOTHER PLACE TO CRASH 325 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,033 WHILE YOU FOLLOWED AEROSMITH ON THEIR TOUR. 326 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,193 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 327 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,533 WOW. OUCH. 328 00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,253 SOME BIRTHDAY. 329 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,252 NOW ASK HIM FOR MY MONEY. 330 00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:34,886 Cate: DAD, PLEASE. 331 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,389 - HI, MOM. - HI, MRS. HENNESSY. 332 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,026 HI, MISSY. DID I TELL YOU YOU COULD GO TO A CONCERT? 333 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,779 - I DIDN'T. I WENT TO THE SCHOOL DANCE. - WHAT? 334 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,998 RORY WAS SO CUTE. HE CAME IN, BROUGHT ME A ROSE. 335 00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,955 I FELT JUST LIKE "THE BACHELORETTE." 336 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:52,504 C.J. DROVE ME THERE. I WAS TOO SCARED TO GO IN. 337 00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:54,539 THEN HE CONVINCED ME I SHOULD. 338 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:56,108 WHEN I GOT THERE, SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY 339 00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:58,612 - I GOT BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH. - STEADY. 340 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,648 RIGHT. 341 00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:05,384 - SORRY YOU MISSED YOUR AEROSMITH CONCERT. - THAT'S COOL, MAN. 342 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:09,071 - YOU DIDN'T GO? - ANYWAY, I'M GONNA WALK MISSY HOME. 343 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,456 HEY, DON'T YOU TWO TAKE FRENCH CLASS TOGETHER? 344 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,592 SHUT UP! 345 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,078 WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE UP YOUR CONCERT. 346 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,652 IT'S NO BIGGIE. 347 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,869 WOW, THESE ARE REALLY GOOD SEATS. 348 00:17:23,893 --> 00:17:25,253 YEAH YEAH. 349 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,539 NO, I MEAN INCREDIBLE SEATS. 350 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:30,492 YES, THANK YOU. 351 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,478 YEAH, WELL, IT HAS BEEN FUN. WHY DON'T YOU DROP BY 352 00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:35,253 WHEN YOU CAN STAY A LITTLE LONGER? 353 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,969 LOOK... 354 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:44,123 I MAY HAVE WORN OUT MY WELCOME HERE A LITTLE BIT, 355 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,141 AND I'M SORRY. 356 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,143 AND I DON'T WANNA SOUND CHEESY, 357 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,597 BUT I JUST ALWAYS WANTED 358 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:54,650 TO BE A PART OF A FAMILY LIKE YOURS. 359 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,319 I JUST KIND OF LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS. 360 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,322 - OH. - WELL, THAT WAS KIND OF SWEET. 361 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,613 YEAH, CAN YOU TAKE ME DRIVING? 362 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,411 I'M SORRY. THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT. 363 00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:07,946 THAT REALLY WAS SWEET. 364 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,698 NOW WAIT ONE DAMN MINUTE HERE. 365 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,068 BEFORE WE ALL SOFTEN UP LIKE A BUNCH OF PANSIES, 366 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,621 YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH. 367 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,873 WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG 368 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,609 TO COME PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO YOUR UNCLE PAUL? 369 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,335 AND, C.J., BE HONEST FOR ONCE. 370 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:29,089 I WAS ASHAMED. 371 00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:34,457 HE WAS THE ONLY GUY WHO SAID I'D BE SOMEBODY. 372 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,058 AND I NEVER WAS. 373 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,678 I ALMOST CALLED HIM ONE TIME WHEN I WAS RUNNING THE TILT-A-WHIRL, 374 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,747 BUT ALL THE PARENTS FREAKED OUT 'CAUSE I WAS DIALING 375 00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:46,167 INSTEAD OF PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR KIDS. 376 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:49,205 I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 377 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,890 WHERE YOU GONNA GO? 378 00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:53,008 THOUGHT I MIGHT SEE MY PARENTS. 379 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,827 I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU. 380 00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:57,167 I MEANT FROM A DISTANCE. 381 00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,766 I CAN RE-UP IN THE ARMY. 382 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,356 OH, WAIT, THERE'S A WAR. 383 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,789 TECHNICALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING, 384 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,180 SO I'LL BE FINE. 385 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:15,180 ALL ALONE, ME AND MY LITTLE SPACE HEATER. 386 00:19:15,204 --> 00:19:18,333 THAT'S MY SPACE HEATER. 387 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,974 C.J., WAIT. 388 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,822 LOOK, THE TRUTH IS 389 00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:26,307 THIS FAMILY DOESN'T REALLY KNOW 390 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,693 WHERE IT'S GOING EITHER. 391 00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:33,571 SO WHY DON'T YOU STAY A LITTLE WHILE? 392 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,125 IN THE DRIVEWAY. 393 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,708 ALL RIGHT, UNTIL YOU CAN FIGURE STUFF OUT. 394 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:46,294 CAN I HAVE THE KEY TO THE DEADBOLT? 395 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,080 NO. 396 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,732 YOU KNOW, C.J., 397 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,969 I HAVE TO SAY IT IS SO NICE TO SEE THE REAL YOU. 398 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,022 BUT THERE'S ONE THING WE VALUE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. 399 00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,240 IT'S THE TRUTH. 400 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,109 HONESTY HONESTY HONESTY. 401 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,896 OKAY, MOTHER, STOP IT. JUST STOP YOUR MIND-GAMES RIGHT NOW. 402 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,015 - WHAT? - NO, BRIDGET, SHUT UP! 403 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,884 I DID IT. I PUT THE DENT IN THE CAR. IT WAS MY FAULT. 404 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,386 - NO! - YES! 405 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,788 YES, I HAD TO GET ZIT CREAM ONE NIGHT 406 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,706 AND SHE WOULDN'T GO WITH ME UNLESS SHE COULD DRIVE. 407 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,775 SO SHE GOT THE DENT IN THE CAR AND THEN C.J. CAME OUT 408 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,593 - AND HE TOOK THE BLAME FOR US. - WHAT? 409 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:21,729 OH, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 410 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,899 THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME TO BE HONEST. GOOD NIGHT. 411 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,718 WAIT ONE MINUTE. 412 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,772 YOU SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT AND YOU DROVE? 413 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,424 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE. 414 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,076 AND YOU COVERED FOR THE WHOLE THING? 415 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,412 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. EVERYBODY, MASS GROUNDINGS. 416 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,054 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! 417 00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,475 OH, YOU MEAN THOSE TWO? THAT'S COOL. 418 00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:49,980 AND YOU JUST ASKED HIM TO STAY. 419 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,140 WELL, I... WELL... 420 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,946 WOW, RORY, 421 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,998 WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO KISS LIKE THAT? 422 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,650 MY COUSIN. 423 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,801 YOUR COUSIN? EW! 424 00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:19,371 WAIT, NO. IT'S NOT LIKE IT SEEMS. 425 00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:21,646 MY COUSIN'S A GUY! 32097

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