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- MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DAD.
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OH, WELL, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.
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WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
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I HAVE A LOT TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
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UH, DAD?
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
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I THOUGHT I'D START
THANKSGIVING DINNER.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
TAKE A STAB AT COOKING.
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- WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE, UH...
- TURKEYS?
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APRONS.
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AND THE TURKEY.
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DAD, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THE GESTURE,
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BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
START SOMETHING THAT YOU'VE, WELL...
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NEVER DONE BEFORE?
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I DIDN'T HEAR ANY COMPLAINING
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ABOUT ME BABYSITTING
THE KIDS LAST NIGHT.
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BABYSITTING? YOU WATCHED TV.
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ARE ANY OF THEM MISSING?
ANY BROKEN BONES?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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DAD, HERE, SIT DOWN.
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WHY DON'T YOU START
SLOWLY, BY JUST HELPING, UH...
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OH, I GOT IT.
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HERE'S A CAN.
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HERE'S A CAN OPENER.
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- I'M ON IT.
- OKAY.
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HEY, GRAMPS, WANT TO
WATCH THE GAME WITH ME?
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I CAN'T, RORY. I'M
BUSY OPENING A CAN.
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THERE, IT'S DONE.
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AFTER ALL THAT, I MAY
HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.
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- MOM, ARE THOSE GROCERY BAGS?
- FROM THE GROCERY STORE?
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT PLANNING
ON COOKING THANKSGIVING DINNER.
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YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA GO TO
A RESTAURANT FOR A QUICK MEAL.
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YES, BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SEEM
RIGHT THIS YEAR, REMEMBER?
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I KNOW I SAID THAT A
COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
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BUT THEN LAST NIGHT
I COULDN'T SLEEP,
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AND SUDDENLY I KNEW WHY.
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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I
GET UP TWO OR THREE TIMES A NIGHT.
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THANK YOU, DAD. BUT
WHAT I MEANT WAS,
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I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT I
COULD BLOW OFF THANKSGIVING, OR
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I COULD CHOOSE TO ENJOY THE DAY.
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SOMETIMES IT'S FOUR OR FIVE.
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IF I DRINK ANYTHING AFTER 3:00 IN
THE AFTERNOON, I'M A RACEHORSE.
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DAD, JUST GO OPEN
SOME MORE CANS.
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CAN WE REVISIT THE
BLOW-OFF-THANKSGIVING THING?
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WE KIND OF MADE A CHOICE TO GO
TO A PARTY AFTER THE RESTAURANT.
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- ON THANKSGIVING?
- TECHNICALLY IT'S AN
AFTER-THANKSGIVING PARTY.
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SEE, THE BURGESS FAMILY
EATS REAL REAL EARLY,
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AND AMANDA'S OLDER BROTHER'S
COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE
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AND HE'S BRINGING A BUNCH OF FRIENDS HOME
'CAUSE THEY CAN'T GO HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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AND AMANDA GETS TO BRING A FEW FRIENDS
TOO, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT MAKES IT EVEN,
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SO, MOM, IT'S A MAJOR COUP
THAT KERRY EVEN GOT INVITED.
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AND EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK
IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I'M HER BIG SISTER,
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I HAVE TO SAY I THINK KERRY
FINALLY MADE IT ON HER OWN MERITS.
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YAY, KERRY!
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YAY, ME!
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AS PROUD OF YOU AS
I AM, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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MOM, WE ALREADY MADE
PLANS WITH KYLE AND LUKE.
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I'M SORRY, BUT... WHO'S LUKE?
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OH, MY SAFETY BAD-BOY.
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SEE, DAMIEN'S OUT OF TOWN AND I JUST
DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ON THE HOLIDAYS.
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AWW... STILL NO.
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LOOK, I PUT A LOT
OF EFFORT INTO THIS.
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I EVEN HAVE SOME
SURPRISES PLANNED.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUN
THANKSGIVING... JUST FAMILY.
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AW, DAMN!
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SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE.
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IN THEORY.
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WHATEVER.
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OH, THE DOORBELL.
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GEE, I WONDER WHO THAT
COULD BE ON THANKSGIVING,
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DON'T YOU, RORY?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW, MOM.
THE THANKSGIVING BUNNY?
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HI, TOMMY. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN?
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OH, I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO COME IN NOW, CATE,
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BECAUSE I'M HEADING DOWN TO
THE STADIUM TO SEE THE LIONS GAME...
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IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO TAKE,
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SOME BOY... I CAN'T DO IT, CATE!
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COME ON, KID, YOU COMING OR NOT?
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YOU GOT TICKETS
TO THE LIONS GAME?
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OH MAN, THANKS, MOM!
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- TOMMY, THANKS.
- AW, YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT'LL BE $200.
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WHAT AM I SAYING?
IT'S THANKSGIVING. $150.
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FINE. ON ME, BUT HE
BUYS HIS OWN BEER.
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OH!
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THAT'S GONNA BE
BLUE IN THE MORNING.
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HOW MUCH TO TAKE MY DAD?
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HEY, GIRLS, LISTEN.
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I SENT RORY TO THE FOOTBALL GAME
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BECAUSE I WANTED
HIM TO BE HAPPY.
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AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO,
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- SO...
- SO YOU'RE GONNA LET US GO TO THE PARTY?
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THANK YOU, MOM! THANK YOU!
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WELL, NO, BUT YOU CAN INVITE
KYLE AND SAFETY BAD-BOY
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TO HAVE DINNER WITH US.
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AND GUESS WHO ELSE
IS JOINING US. GRANDMA.
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THIS JUST... KEEPS
GETTING BETTER.
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THANK YOU, MOM.
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- HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
- GOBBLE GOBBLE.
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GOBBLE GOBBLE?
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- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
- NO NO, HERE'S THE PLAN...
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WE GOT THE GUYS IN THE HOUSE.
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AT THE PERFECT MOMENT,
WHEN MOM'S IN A GOOD MOOD,
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LUKE WILL TURN ON HIS CHARM.
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SHE'LL GAZE INTO HIS
SOULFUL PUPPY DOG EYES,
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AND THEN SHE'LL BE MESMERIZED,
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AND WE ARE SO AT THAT PAR-TAY!
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PLEASE STOP BEFORE
YOU SAY "GIRLFRIEND!"
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- THIS PLAN IS...
- IS ALL WE'VE GOT.
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WORD.
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COME ON! THIRD AND GOAL.
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PLEASE, GOD, IT'S
THIRD AND GOAL.
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LIONS VS. THE PACKERS. HAH!
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WERE YOU EXPECTING THE
LION VS. THE CHRISTIANS?
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COME ON, GUYS. I'M
TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME.
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THERE'S NO GAME GOING ON.
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ALL I SEE ARE FIREWORKS
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AND A GIANT SCOREBOARD
TELLING US WHEN TO CHEER.
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I MEAN... WHAT THE
HELL WAS THAT?
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- I'M GONNA GO GET MYSELF A...
- DON'T FORGET YOUR DIET.
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A CARROT. I'M GONNA
GO GET MYSELF A CARROT
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BEFORE THEY STOP
SELLING THEM AT THE HALF.
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- GOT IT?
- GOT IT.
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I WAS AT THE STADIUM ALL
THE TIME WITH YOUR FATHER.
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YEAH, ME TOO.
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YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW.
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I AM?
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IT'S NOT JUST A SAYING.
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ALL THOSE WOMEN IN YOUR HOUSE
AND NO ONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.
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AND YOUR SISTERS? COME ON.
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SEE, YOUR DAD KNEW THAT THERE
WERE A LOT OF CREEPY GUYS OUT THERE
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THAT ARE JUST GONNA
POUNCE ON THEM LIKE WOLVES.
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WOW. I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.
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WELL, NOT EVERYONE IS
SENSITIVE LIKE YOU AND ME.
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HEY, LOOK AT THE JUGS ON HER.
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OH, MOM, IT'S SO GOOD
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
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OH, GUESS WHO SAT
NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE.
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AN INDIAN!
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I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE
ODDS ON THANKSGIVING
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THAT I WOULD BE SITTING
NEXT TO AN INDIAN?
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GRAM, IT'S "NATIVE AMERICAN."
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OH GOD, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM.
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THAT WAS A GREAT STORY. HOW
ABOUT YOU FINISH YOUR COFFEE?
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MOM, LET'S GET
DINNER GOING, HUH?
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I'M JUST VERY HUNGRY.
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HEY, DAD, GUESS WHO
DECIDED TO JOIN US?
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JIM. HI, KIDDO.
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HEY, GRAM.
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WHAT KIND OF CHARADE IS THIS?
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THIS.
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OH, JUST BECAUSE
IT'S THANKSGIVING
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YOU THINK YOU CAN GET YOUR
MOTHER AND ME TO RECONCILE?
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NO I DON'T.
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OH.
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GOOD.
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SO, RORY, HOW WAS THE GAME?
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OKAY.
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YOU'RE COOKING?
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DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED.
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LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
ME IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE.
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I HAVEN'T,
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IN ALL THE YEARS
WE WERE MARRIED.
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NO WAIT, LET ME BE FAIR.
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NO. NEVER.
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CATE, LET ME HELP. THAT'S
WHAT I CAME HERE FOR.
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OH SURE, YOU FLY
IN HERE ONE DAY,
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IT'S EASY TO LOOK LIKE A HERO.
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WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING
WHEN I WAS OPENING CANS?
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- HE OPENED CANS?
- ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
LOOK.
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IF YOU WANT TO HELP,
COME HELP ME SET THE TABLE.
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COME ON, DAD.
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- GOD, THEY SHOULD
BE HERE BY NOW.
- WHO SHOULD?
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KERRY, WERE YOU
TALKING TO SOMEONE?
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NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY.
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MUST BE THE WIND.
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YEAH, BLOWING THROUGH
YOUR EMPTY HEAD.
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EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME GOES
IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER.
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- HEY.
- SO, YOU MUST BE LUKE.
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YEAH. IS BRIDGET HERE?
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SO I SEE YOU GOT A MOTORCYCLE.
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YEAH.
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BET YOU GET A LOT
OF LADIES WITH IT.
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I DO ALL RIGHT.
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SO, IS BRIDGET HERE?
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OH, RIGHT. I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR
YOU FROM YOUR PRECIOUS BRIDGET:
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"THANKS FOR THE MONO."
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MONO? I DON'T HAVE MONO.
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OH. WELL, THEN HER MESSAGE IS,
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"SORRY I GAVE YOU MONO."
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OH, MAN. NOW I GOTTA
MAKE A LOT OF CALLS.
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CHILD'S PLAY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
MADE A PUMPKIN PIE.
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ACTUALLY, DAD MADE THAT.
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YOUR DAD?
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YEAH. ACTUALLY, MOM,
EVER SINCE YOU SEPARATED,
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HE'S BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINGS
THAT ARE REALLY UNCHARACTERISTIC,
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LIKE DOING LAUNDRY AND
NOT SMOKING IN THE BATHTUB.
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THAT'S NICE.
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HE'S SEEING SOMEONE, ISN'T HE?
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NO!
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WHY, MOM? DO YOU CARE?
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NO. OF COURSE I DON'T CARE.
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HAS HE BEEN WHISTLING?
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BECAUSE THAT'S A SURE
SIGN HE'S GETTING SOME.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I
WILL NEVER BE OLD ENOUGH
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FOR US TO HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION.
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HEY, RORY, YOU'RE
GONNA BUILD A FIRE. GREAT.
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IT'S A LITTLE COLD IN HERE.
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- YEAH.
- ATTABOY.
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YOU SURE YOU OPENED THE FLUE?
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YES, GRANDPA, I'M SURE.
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I WATCHED MY DAD
MAKE FIRES ALL THE TIME.
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YOU'RE USING A STARTER LOG, HUH?
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THAT'S SORT OF
CHEATING, ISN'T IT?
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YEAH, WELL, FIRE'S COME A
LONG WAY SINCE YOUR DAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
WE HAD IN MY DAY?
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A LEATHER STRAP AND A WOODSHED.
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SO LUKE'S NOT HERE YET?
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HE HASN'T SHOWN UP. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA BE
STUCK HERE ALL NIGHT.
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OUR PLAN HAS GONE AWRY.
223
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AWRY?
224
00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:07,228
YEAH. I KNOW BIG WORDS TOO.
225
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,263
- YOU MAKE THE FIRE.
- NO, YOU MAKE IT.
226
00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:11,930
- NO, YOU MAKE IT!
- OH N...
227
00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:13,198
ALL RIGHT, I'LL MAKE IT.
228
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:14,455
FINE.
229
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,212
OH, UH, KERRY?
230
00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:31,155
HONEY, WOULD YOU GO GET
YOUR GRANDPA A NICE SWEATER?
231
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:37,540
- HEY.
- HEY, KYLE. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
232
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,926
OH, KERRY CALLED ME AND INVITED
ME OVER FOR A LITTLE TURKEY.
233
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,096
AND THEN WHEN LUKE GETS HERE WE'RE
GONNA SNEAK OUT OVER TO AMANDA'S PARTY.
234
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,347
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
235
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,617
PRETTY AWESOME.
236
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,051
WANT TO GO TOSS THE FOOTBALL?
237
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,424
SURE.
238
00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,973
GO LONG.
239
00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,098
LONGER. LONGER!
240
00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:07,442
WOW, I DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS POSSIBLE.
241
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,275
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE?
242
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,596
YEAH, HE'S ABOUT TWO
BLOCKS AWAY, WAVING HIS ARMS.
243
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,365
- WHAT?
- I THREW HIM OUT.
244
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,467
RORY HENNESSY, I
AM GONNA KILL YOU!
245
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,002
WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?
246
00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:24,270
SHANNON TOLD JENNA WHO TOLD
COURTNEY FROM FIRST PERIOD...
247
00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:25,871
NOT COURTNEY FROM GYM CLASS,
248
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,306
BECAUSE SHANNON AND COURTNEY
FROM GYM CLASS HATE EACH OTHER
249
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,825
BECAUSE SHANNON
INNOCENTLY POINTED OUT
250
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,409
THAT COURTNEY'S BOOBS ARE
TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SIZES
251
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,395
IN FRONT OF SOMEONE...
252
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,397
IN FRONT OF SOMEONE
WHO BLABS... WELL, ME...
253
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,732
THAT YOU TOLD LUKE
THAT I HAD MONO?
254
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,368
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT MONO?
255
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,821
THIS LITTLE SLUG THREW
BOTH OF OUR BOYFRIENDS OUT
256
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,107
EVEN THOUGH THEY
WERE OFFICIALLY INVITED!
257
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,324
THEY WERE GONNA SNEAK OUT.
258
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,177
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
259
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:52,100
OH. WELL, JENNA TOLD
SHANNON WHO TOLD COURTNEY...
260
00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:53,124
MOM!
261
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,720
- WE HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW.
- OH NO NO NO.
262
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,855
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. WE'RE
GONNA HAVE DINNER IN A FEW MINUTES.
263
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:00,923
FIX WHAT?
264
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,930
THE GIRLS ARE SCAMMING US, CATE.
265
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,696
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
266
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,865
JIM, DON'T JUST SIT THERE. HELP.
267
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,867
MONEY MONEY, WHO WANTS MONEY?
268
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,353
OH, NO NO NO, DAD.
WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
269
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,340
- WE'LL JUST HOOK UP WITH
THEM AFTER WE EAT TURKEY.
- HOOK UP WITH WHO?
270
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,243
WAIT A MINUTE. SHOULDN'T WE
BE SMELLING TURKEY RIGHT NOW?
271
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,846
Cate: OH, GOD. OH! OH!
272
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,049
THIS THING IS NOWHERE NEAR DONE!
273
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,051
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT HAVING DINNER
FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF HOURS.
274
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,587
WE DON'T HAVE A COUPLE OF HOURS!
275
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,527
OH, YES YOU DO. FAMILY MEETING!
276
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,875
WHAT? FORGET YOU AND
YOUR STUPID FAMILY MEETINGS!
277
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,361
ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT IS ENOUGH.
278
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:43,249
ALL I WANTED WAS A NICE
CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING.
279
00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:44,533
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
280
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,368
DON'T WORRY, CATE.
I'LL HANDLE THE GIRLS.
281
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,386
WHAT?
282
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,604
BACK ME UP ON THIS.
283
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,706
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
OUT OF HERE.
284
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,647
I NEED TO TALK TO RORY.
285
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,644
DID YOU SEE HOW
THEY SPEAK TO ME?
286
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,818
SIT.
287
00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:04,142
ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH YOU AND YOUR SISTERS?
288
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,292
- COME ON.
- I WAS TRYING
TO PROTECT THEM.
289
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,077
WELL, THAT'S SWEET.
290
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,318
I WAS AFRAID THEY WERE GONNA
TURN INTO BIG FAT WHORES.
291
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,512
OKAY, NOT SO SWEET.
292
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:26,959
HOW COME?
293
00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,745
WELL, AT THE FOOTBALL GAME
294
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,682
- TOMMY SAID I WAS
THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.
- SO?
295
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,102
WHEN DAD USED TO COVER THE
TIGERS' AWAY GAMES WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
296
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,011
HE'D ALWAYS SAY, "WHILE I'M GONE,
ROR, YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE."
297
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,658
BUT HE'D ALWAYS COME BACK.
298
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,627
AND I'M JUST AFRAID IF
I DON'T FILL HIS SHOES
299
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,196
THE GIRLS ARE GONNA
TURN INTO BIG FAT...
300
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,970
I KNOW I KNOW.
301
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,440
I KNOW.
302
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:57,773
HONEY, YOUR JOB IS
TO BE A 14-YEAR-OLD KID
303
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,925
AND KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS.
304
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,595
I CAN DO THAT.
305
00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,629
YOU'RE GREAT AT THAT.
306
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,383
DON'T TAKE ON
THIS RESPONSIBILITY.
307
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,153
YOU'RE THE SON. I'M THE PARENT.
308
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,688
I'LL HANDLE THE GIRLS.
309
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,492
SO, AS A PARENT
WHO HAS IT HANDLED,
310
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:20,679
YOU DO REALIZE THAT WHILE WE WERE
HAVING THIS TOUCHY-FEELY MOTHER-SON MOMENT
311
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,982
THE GIRLS SNUCK OUT
TO AMANDA'S PARTY.
312
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,105
RIGHT!
313
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,353
WHOA, MAMA H IN THE HOUSE.
314
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:47,689
WE'LL JUST BE IN THE OTHER ROOM
HAVING A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.
315
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,347
THANKS A LOT, GUYS.
316
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,214
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GIRLS WOULD
PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS ON THANKSGIVING.
317
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:58,934
I HAVE BEEN IN THAT KITCHEN
ALL DAY PREPARING DINNER.
318
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,902
YOUR GRANDMA
FLEW IN FROM FLORIDA
319
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,355
AND YOUR GRANDPA
EVEN MADE A PIE.
320
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:07,243
I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T
GOING TO THIS PARTY.
321
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,812
WE KNOW, MOM, BUT
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
322
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,230
THIS IS THE FIRST
THANKSGIVING...
323
00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:13,774
I DON'T CARE THAT THIS
IS THE FIRST THANKS...
324
00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:20,162
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
325
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,192
I'M GONNA LET YOU
IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.
326
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,463
I'VE BEEN DOING MY BEST TODAY,
327
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,366
BUT THIS IS NO
PICNIC FOR ME EITHER.
328
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,854
THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
329
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:37,673
I'M JUST MAKING THIS
UP AS I GO ALONG.
330
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,210
AND SOMETHING JUST TELLS
ME THAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO
331
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,530
IS FOR US TO HAVE
DINNER IN OUR HOME
332
00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:48,534
AT OUR DINING ROOM
TABLE WITH OUR FAMILY,
333
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:52,626
EVEN IF THIS IS THE FIRST
THANKSGIVING WITHOUT YOUR FATHER.
334
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:57,331
THAT WAS REALLY NICE, MOM.
335
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:02,798
BUT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY WAS
336
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,451
THIS IS THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
337
00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:08,036
THAT I ACTUALLY GOT
INVITED TO AMANDA'S PARTY,
338
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,711
AND I REALLY WANT TO BE HERE.
339
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,010
YEAH, ME TOO.
340
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,495
BUT, MOM, WHAT YOU SAID
WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
341
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,881
YEAH.
342
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,571
OH.
343
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,555
MOM, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
344
00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,325
MOM, YOU'RE LOSING IT
345
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,394
IN FRONT OF OUR COLLEGE FRIENDS.
346
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:37,132
ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE A
NORMAL HENNESSY THANKSGIVING.
347
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,819
AND I JUST REALIZED I GOT IT.
348
00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:43,455
WITH MY TEENAGE DAUGHTERS
TRYING TO DITCH ME TO GO TO A PARTY,
349
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,107
WHAT COULD BE MORE NORMAL?
350
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,895
I'M SO GLAD WE COULD
MAKE IT SO SPECIAL.
351
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,358
WELL, BYE.
352
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,973
OH, NO. YOU'RE GROUNDED.
353
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,073
NOW GET YOUR THINGS. LET'S GO.
354
00:18:02,097 --> 00:18:05,716
AND HURRY UP OR
I'LL EMBARRASS YOU.
355
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:19,947
BRIDGET, KERRY, SORRY
I RUINED YOUR PLANS.
356
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,514
OW! OW! OW!
357
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,717
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE! DANCE!
358
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,719
GIRLS, LET GO OF HIM!
359
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,721
HOW MUCH PRODUCT DO YOU USE?
360
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,580
EVERYBODY HELP ME
GET INTO THE DINING ROOM.
361
00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:46,090
WHAT?
362
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,323
DAD, YOU'RE WHISTLING.
363
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,280
I'M HAPPY.
364
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,570
EWW!
365
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,719
YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU GUYS ARE READY TO EAT.
366
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,855
SINCE IT'S ONLY 8:00
AT NIGHT, I WASN'T SURE.
367
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,558
- DAD?
- YEAH, WHAT, HONEY?
368
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,177
IT'S GONNA GET EASIER, RIGHT?
369
00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:13,728
THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING.
370
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,364
YEAH.
371
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,050
I JUST WANT TO GET ALL THESE
"FIRSTS" OVER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
372
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,203
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FIRSTS
TO LOOK FORWARD TO...
373
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,723
FIRST GRADUATION, FIRST
WEDDING, FIRST GRANDCHILD,
374
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,467
PROVIDED THAT COMES
AFTER THE FIRST WEDDING.
375
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:32,486
YOU KNOW, DAD, YOU TURNED
OUT TO BE A PRETTY GREAT GUY.
376
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,456
HERE COMES YOUR
MOTHER. SAY THAT AGAIN.
377
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:39,888
I HOPE EVERYONE'S
WORKED UP AN APPETITE.
378
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,489
THIS JUST LOOKS WONDERFUL.
379
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,158
THANKS FOR GOING
TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
380
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,876
OH, HONEY, IT WAS NO TROUBLE.
381
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,446
IN FACT, YOUR FATHER
ACTUALLY HELPED ME.
382
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,582
- HE OPENED A FEW CANS.
- I'M WORKING ON MYSELF.
383
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,517
I'LL SAY.
384
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:57,027
WELL, THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE A
PRETTY GOOD THANKSGIVING AFTER ALL.
385
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,626
GRANDMA'S TOUCHING
GRANDPA'S CHEEK. BARF.
386
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,529
ANYONE EVER HEARD
OF ATKINS IN THIS FAMILY?
387
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:07,800
DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN
BODY HAS 27' OF INTESTINES?
388
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:09,785
I PLAN TO FILL
EVERY INCH OF THEM.
389
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,369
- WHY...
- GROSS!
390
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,474
UM...
391
00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:31,612
DAD, HERE YOU GO.
392
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:44,024
RORY, WOULD YOU DO THE HONORS?
393
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,015
- AREN'T YOU FINISHED?
- I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.
394
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,522
OH, MAN OF THE HOUSE!
395
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,471
RORY!
396
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,557
YOU MISSED A
LITTLE ON THIS SIDE.
397
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,398
- RORY!
- MOM, STOP HIM!
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