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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,772 - MORNING. - GOOD MORNING. 2 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:10,586 HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DAD. 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,272 OH, WELL, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 4 00:00:12,296 --> 00:00:13,923 WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 5 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,375 I HAVE A LOT TO BE THANKFUL FOR. 6 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:19,146 UH, DAD? 7 00:00:19,170 --> 00:00:21,114 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 8 00:00:21,138 --> 00:00:23,065 I THOUGHT I'D START THANKSGIVING DINNER. 9 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:27,554 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TAKE A STAB AT COOKING. 10 00:00:27,578 --> 00:00:30,774 - WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE, UH... - TURKEYS? 11 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:33,576 APRONS. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,595 AND THE TURKEY. 13 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,015 DAD, I REALLY APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, 14 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:41,234 BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING THAT YOU'VE, WELL... 15 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:42,919 NEVER DONE BEFORE? 16 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,438 I DIDN'T HEAR ANY COMPLAINING 17 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,440 ABOUT ME BABYSITTING THE KIDS LAST NIGHT. 18 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,594 BABYSITTING? YOU WATCHED TV. 19 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:54,014 ARE ANY OF THEM MISSING? ANY BROKEN BONES? 20 00:00:54,038 --> 00:00:56,015 YOU'RE WELCOME. 21 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:58,751 DAD, HERE, SIT DOWN. 22 00:00:58,775 --> 00:01:03,339 WHY DON'T YOU START SLOWLY, BY JUST HELPING, UH... 23 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,224 OH, I GOT IT. 24 00:01:05,248 --> 00:01:06,459 HERE'S A CAN. 25 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,478 HERE'S A CAN OPENER. 26 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,435 - I'M ON IT. - OKAY. 27 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,599 HEY, GRAMPS, WANT TO WATCH THE GAME WITH ME? 28 00:01:13,623 --> 00:01:18,555 I CAN'T, RORY. I'M BUSY OPENING A CAN. 29 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,524 THERE, IT'S DONE. 30 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:23,598 AFTER ALL THAT, I MAY HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. 31 00:01:26,403 --> 00:01:29,488 - MOM, ARE THOSE GROCERY BAGS? - FROM THE GROCERY STORE? 32 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:35,471 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON COOKING THANKSGIVING DINNER. 33 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:38,157 YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA GO TO A RESTAURANT FOR A QUICK MEAL. 34 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,309 YES, BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT THIS YEAR, REMEMBER? 35 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:44,464 I KNOW I SAID THAT A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. 36 00:01:44,488 --> 00:01:46,950 BUT THEN LAST NIGHT I COULDN'T SLEEP, 37 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:48,668 AND SUDDENLY I KNEW WHY. 38 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,309 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. I GET UP TWO OR THREE TIMES A NIGHT. 39 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:59,712 THANK YOU, DAD. BUT WHAT I MEANT WAS, 40 00:01:59,736 --> 00:02:04,650 I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT I COULD BLOW OFF THANKSGIVING, OR 41 00:02:04,674 --> 00:02:07,537 I COULD CHOOSE TO ENJOY THE DAY. 42 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,761 SOMETIMES IT'S FOUR OR FIVE. 43 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:15,550 IF I DRINK ANYTHING AFTER 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON, I'M A RACEHORSE. 44 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,449 DAD, JUST GO OPEN SOME MORE CANS. 45 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,152 CAN WE REVISIT THE BLOW-OFF-THANKSGIVING THING? 46 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:26,723 WE KIND OF MADE A CHOICE TO GO TO A PARTY AFTER THE RESTAURANT. 47 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,009 - ON THANKSGIVING? - TECHNICALLY IT'S AN AFTER-THANKSGIVING PARTY. 48 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,594 SEE, THE BURGESS FAMILY EATS REAL REAL EARLY, 49 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,646 AND AMANDA'S OLDER BROTHER'S COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE 50 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,682 AND HE'S BRINGING A BUNCH OF FRIENDS HOME 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T GO HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS 51 00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:38,068 AND AMANDA GETS TO BRING A FEW FRIENDS TOO, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT MAKES IT EVEN, 52 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:42,488 SO, MOM, IT'S A MAJOR COUP THAT KERRY EVEN GOT INVITED. 53 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:44,740 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I'M HER BIG SISTER, 54 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,293 I HAVE TO SAY I THINK KERRY FINALLY MADE IT ON HER OWN MERITS. 55 00:02:47,317 --> 00:02:50,046 YAY, KERRY! 56 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:53,316 YAY, ME! 57 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:58,488 AS PROUD OF YOU AS I AM, GIVE ME A BREAK. 58 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,291 MOM, WE ALREADY MADE PLANS WITH KYLE AND LUKE. 59 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,976 I'M SORRY, BUT... WHO'S LUKE? 60 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,128 OH, MY SAFETY BAD-BOY. 61 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:08,565 SEE, DAMIEN'S OUT OF TOWN AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ON THE HOLIDAYS. 62 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,321 AWW... STILL NO. 63 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:14,019 LOOK, I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS. 64 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:16,239 I EVEN HAVE SOME SURPRISES PLANNED. 65 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:19,325 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUN THANKSGIVING... JUST FAMILY. 66 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:20,810 AW, DAMN! 67 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,079 SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE. 68 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,080 IN THEORY. 69 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,915 WHATEVER. 70 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:29,051 OH, THE DOORBELL. 71 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:32,289 GEE, I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE ON THANKSGIVING, 72 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,757 DON'T YOU, RORY? 73 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,648 OH, I DON'T KNOW, MOM. THE THANKSGIVING BUNNY? 74 00:03:38,869 --> 00:03:40,863 HI, TOMMY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 75 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,499 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN? 76 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,767 OH, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COME IN NOW, CATE, 77 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,951 BECAUSE I'M HEADING DOWN TO THE STADIUM TO SEE THE LIONS GAME... 78 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:53,876 IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO TAKE, 79 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,262 SOME BOY... I CAN'T DO IT, CATE! 80 00:03:56,286 --> 00:03:57,647 COME ON, KID, YOU COMING OR NOT? 81 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,016 YOU GOT TICKETS TO THE LIONS GAME? 82 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,586 OH MAN, THANKS, MOM! 83 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,543 - TOMMY, THANKS. - AW, YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT'LL BE $200. 84 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,626 WHAT AM I SAYING? IT'S THANKSGIVING. $150. 85 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:14,114 FINE. ON ME, BUT HE BUYS HIS OWN BEER. 86 00:04:14,138 --> 00:04:15,365 OH! 87 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,355 THAT'S GONNA BE BLUE IN THE MORNING. 88 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,342 HOW MUCH TO TAKE MY DAD? 89 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,741 HEY, GIRLS, LISTEN. 90 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,710 I SENT RORY TO THE FOOTBALL GAME 91 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:28,878 BECAUSE I WANTED HIM TO BE HAPPY. 92 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,780 AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO, 93 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,065 - SO... - SO YOU'RE GONNA LET US GO TO THE PARTY? 94 00:04:32,089 --> 00:04:33,533 THANK YOU, MOM! THANK YOU! 95 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:38,254 WELL, NO, BUT YOU CAN INVITE KYLE AND SAFETY BAD-BOY 96 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,656 TO HAVE DINNER WITH US. 97 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,308 AND GUESS WHO ELSE IS JOINING US. GRANDMA. 98 00:04:42,332 --> 00:04:44,694 THIS JUST... KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 99 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,862 THANK YOU, MOM. 100 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,186 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. - GOBBLE GOBBLE. 101 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,153 GOBBLE GOBBLE? 102 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:54,771 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? - NO NO, HERE'S THE PLAN... 103 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,022 WE GOT THE GUYS IN THE HOUSE. 104 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,823 AT THE PERFECT MOMENT, WHEN MOM'S IN A GOOD MOOD, 105 00:04:57,847 --> 00:04:59,192 LUKE WILL TURN ON HIS CHARM. 106 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,444 SHE'LL GAZE INTO HIS SOULFUL PUPPY DOG EYES, 107 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,213 AND THEN SHE'LL BE MESMERIZED, 108 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,415 AND WE ARE SO AT THAT PAR-TAY! 109 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,506 PLEASE STOP BEFORE YOU SAY "GIRLFRIEND!" 110 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,679 - THIS PLAN IS... - IS ALL WE'VE GOT. 111 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,681 WORD. 112 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,519 COME ON! THIRD AND GOAL. 113 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,387 PLEASE, GOD, IT'S THIRD AND GOAL. 114 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,890 LIONS VS. THE PACKERS. HAH! 115 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:34,227 WERE YOU EXPECTING THE LION VS. THE CHRISTIANS? 116 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,197 COME ON, GUYS. I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME. 117 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:39,015 THERE'S NO GAME GOING ON. 118 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,316 ALL I SEE ARE FIREWORKS 119 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,685 AND A GIANT SCOREBOARD TELLING US WHEN TO CHEER. 120 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:47,145 I MEAN... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 121 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,045 - I'M GONNA GO GET MYSELF A... - DON'T FORGET YOUR DIET. 122 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:55,098 A CARROT. I'M GONNA GO GET MYSELF A CARROT 123 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,782 BEFORE THEY STOP SELLING THEM AT THE HALF. 124 00:05:56,806 --> 00:05:58,406 - GOT IT? - GOT IT. 125 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,889 I WAS AT THE STADIUM ALL THE TIME WITH YOUR FATHER. 126 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:04,924 YEAH, ME TOO. 127 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,560 YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW. 128 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:08,745 I AM? 129 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,947 IT'S NOT JUST A SAYING. 130 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:14,934 ALL THOSE WOMEN IN YOUR HOUSE AND NO ONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEM. 131 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,891 AND YOUR SISTERS? COME ON. 132 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:23,343 SEE, YOUR DAD KNEW THAT THERE WERE A LOT OF CREEPY GUYS OUT THERE 133 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:26,462 THAT ARE JUST GONNA POUNCE ON THEM LIKE WOLVES. 134 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:29,465 WOW. I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT. 135 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:34,309 WELL, NOT EVERYONE IS SENSITIVE LIKE YOU AND ME. 136 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,545 HEY, LOOK AT THE JUGS ON HER. 137 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,314 OH, MOM, IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE. 138 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,268 OH, GUESS WHO SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE. 139 00:06:48,292 --> 00:06:49,452 AN INDIAN! 140 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:52,488 I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS ON THANKSGIVING 141 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,996 THAT I WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO AN INDIAN? 142 00:06:56,466 --> 00:06:58,995 GRAM, IT'S "NATIVE AMERICAN." 143 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:02,832 OH GOD, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM. 144 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,968 THAT WAS A GREAT STORY. HOW ABOUT YOU FINISH YOUR COFFEE? 145 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,354 MOM, LET'S GET DINNER GOING, HUH? 146 00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:09,761 I'M JUST VERY HUNGRY. 147 00:07:12,216 --> 00:07:15,778 HEY, DAD, GUESS WHO DECIDED TO JOIN US? 148 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,131 JIM. HI, KIDDO. 149 00:07:18,155 --> 00:07:19,798 HEY, GRAM. 150 00:07:19,822 --> 00:07:21,434 WHAT KIND OF CHARADE IS THIS? 151 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,937 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THIS. 152 00:07:23,961 --> 00:07:25,471 OH, JUST BECAUSE IT'S THANKSGIVING 153 00:07:25,495 --> 00:07:27,841 YOU THINK YOU CAN GET YOUR MOTHER AND ME TO RECONCILE? 154 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,526 NO I DON'T. 155 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,510 OH. 156 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,485 GOOD. 157 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:37,616 SO, RORY, HOW WAS THE GAME? 158 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:38,717 OKAY. 159 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:40,953 YOU'RE COOKING? 160 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:43,256 DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED. 161 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,990 LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE. 162 00:07:45,014 --> 00:07:47,009 I HAVEN'T, 163 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:49,595 IN ALL THE YEARS WE WERE MARRIED. 164 00:07:49,619 --> 00:07:51,330 NO WAIT, LET ME BE FAIR. 165 00:07:51,354 --> 00:07:52,420 NO. NEVER. 166 00:07:54,358 --> 00:07:56,402 CATE, LET ME HELP. THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE FOR. 167 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:59,188 OH SURE, YOU FLY IN HERE ONE DAY, 168 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,640 IT'S EASY TO LOOK LIKE A HERO. 169 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:03,181 WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS OPENING CANS? 170 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,463 - HE OPENED CANS? - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, LOOK. 171 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,266 IF YOU WANT TO HELP, COME HELP ME SET THE TABLE. 172 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,368 COME ON, DAD. 173 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,804 - GOD, THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. - WHO SHOULD? 174 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,857 KERRY, WERE YOU TALKING TO SOMEONE? 175 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:19,875 NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY. 176 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,210 MUST BE THE WIND. 177 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:24,096 YEAH, BLOWING THROUGH YOUR EMPTY HEAD. 178 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,556 EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME GOES IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER. 179 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:49,772 - HEY. - SO, YOU MUST BE LUKE. 180 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,424 YEAH. IS BRIDGET HERE? 181 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,559 SO I SEE YOU GOT A MOTORCYCLE. 182 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,311 YEAH. 183 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,680 BET YOU GET A LOT OF LADIES WITH IT. 184 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,048 I DO ALL RIGHT. 185 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,583 SO, IS BRIDGET HERE? 186 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:04,053 OH, RIGHT. I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM YOUR PRECIOUS BRIDGET: 187 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,422 "THANKS FOR THE MONO." 188 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,924 MONO? I DON'T HAVE MONO. 189 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,926 OH. WELL, THEN HER MESSAGE IS, 190 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:14,497 "SORRY I GAVE YOU MONO." 191 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,438 OH, MAN. NOW I GOTTA MAKE A LOT OF CALLS. 192 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,460 CHILD'S PLAY. 193 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:30,246 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MADE A PUMPKIN PIE. 194 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,204 ACTUALLY, DAD MADE THAT. 195 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,203 YOUR DAD? 196 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:41,607 YEAH. ACTUALLY, MOM, EVER SINCE YOU SEPARATED, 197 00:09:41,631 --> 00:09:45,562 HE'S BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINGS THAT ARE REALLY UNCHARACTERISTIC, 198 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,820 LIKE DOING LAUNDRY AND NOT SMOKING IN THE BATHTUB. 199 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,190 THAT'S NICE. 200 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,571 HE'S SEEING SOMEONE, ISN'T HE? 201 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,324 NO! 202 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,758 WHY, MOM? DO YOU CARE? 203 00:09:59,782 --> 00:10:02,033 NO. OF COURSE I DON'T CARE. 204 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,147 HAS HE BEEN WHISTLING? 205 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,251 BECAUSE THAT'S A SURE SIGN HE'S GETTING SOME. 206 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:13,022 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WILL NEVER BE OLD ENOUGH 207 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,612 FOR US TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. 208 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,547 HEY, RORY, YOU'RE GONNA BUILD A FIRE. GREAT. 209 00:10:21,571 --> 00:10:22,882 IT'S A LITTLE COLD IN HERE. 210 00:10:22,906 --> 00:10:25,301 - YEAH. - ATTABOY. 211 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,535 YOU SURE YOU OPENED THE FLUE? 212 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,538 YES, GRANDPA, I'M SURE. 213 00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,356 I WATCHED MY DAD MAKE FIRES ALL THE TIME. 214 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,676 YOU'RE USING A STARTER LOG, HUH? 215 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,633 THAT'S SORT OF CHEATING, ISN'T IT? 216 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:40,471 YEAH, WELL, FIRE'S COME A LONG WAY SINCE YOUR DAY. 217 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,773 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE HAD IN MY DAY? 218 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,730 A LEATHER STRAP AND A WOODSHED. 219 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,562 SO LUKE'S NOT HERE YET? 220 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,032 HE HASN'T SHOWN UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 221 00:10:57,474 --> 00:11:00,102 NOW WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK HERE ALL NIGHT. 222 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,539 OUR PLAN HAS GONE AWRY. 223 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,124 AWRY? 224 00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:07,228 YEAH. I KNOW BIG WORDS TOO. 225 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,263 - YOU MAKE THE FIRE. - NO, YOU MAKE IT. 226 00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:11,930 - NO, YOU MAKE IT! - OH N... 227 00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:13,198 ALL RIGHT, I'LL MAKE IT. 228 00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:14,455 FINE. 229 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,212 OH, UH, KERRY? 230 00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:31,155 HONEY, WOULD YOU GO GET YOUR GRANDPA A NICE SWEATER? 231 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:37,540 - HEY. - HEY, KYLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 232 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,926 OH, KERRY CALLED ME AND INVITED ME OVER FOR A LITTLE TURKEY. 233 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,096 AND THEN WHEN LUKE GETS HERE WE'RE GONNA SNEAK OUT OVER TO AMANDA'S PARTY. 234 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,347 HOW AWESOME IS THAT? 235 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,617 PRETTY AWESOME. 236 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,051 WANT TO GO TOSS THE FOOTBALL? 237 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,424 SURE. 238 00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,973 GO LONG. 239 00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,098 LONGER. LONGER! 240 00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:07,442 WOW, I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE. 241 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,275 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE? 242 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:16,596 YEAH, HE'S ABOUT TWO BLOCKS AWAY, WAVING HIS ARMS. 243 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,365 - WHAT? - I THREW HIM OUT. 244 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,467 RORY HENNESSY, I AM GONNA KILL YOU! 245 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,002 WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU? 246 00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:24,270 SHANNON TOLD JENNA WHO TOLD COURTNEY FROM FIRST PERIOD... 247 00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:25,871 NOT COURTNEY FROM GYM CLASS, 248 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,306 BECAUSE SHANNON AND COURTNEY FROM GYM CLASS HATE EACH OTHER 249 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,825 BECAUSE SHANNON INNOCENTLY POINTED OUT 250 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,409 THAT COURTNEY'S BOOBS ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SIZES 251 00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,395 IN FRONT OF SOMEONE... 252 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,397 IN FRONT OF SOMEONE WHO BLABS... WELL, ME... 253 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,732 THAT YOU TOLD LUKE THAT I HAD MONO? 254 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,368 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT MONO? 255 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,821 THIS LITTLE SLUG THREW BOTH OF OUR BOYFRIENDS OUT 256 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,107 EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE OFFICIALLY INVITED! 257 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,324 THEY WERE GONNA SNEAK OUT. 258 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,177 CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? 259 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:52,100 OH. WELL, JENNA TOLD SHANNON WHO TOLD COURTNEY... 260 00:12:52,124 --> 00:12:53,124 MOM! 261 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,720 - WE HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW. - OH NO NO NO. 262 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,855 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER IN A FEW MINUTES. 263 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:00,923 FIX WHAT? 264 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,930 THE GIRLS ARE SCAMMING US, CATE. 265 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,696 WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 266 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,865 JIM, DON'T JUST SIT THERE. HELP. 267 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,867 MONEY MONEY, WHO WANTS MONEY? 268 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,353 OH, NO NO NO, DAD. WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. 269 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,340 - WE'LL JUST HOOK UP WITH THEM AFTER WE EAT TURKEY. - HOOK UP WITH WHO? 270 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,243 WAIT A MINUTE. SHOULDN'T WE BE SMELLING TURKEY RIGHT NOW? 271 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,846 Cate: OH, GOD. OH! OH! 272 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,049 THIS THING IS NOWHERE NEAR DONE! 273 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,051 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT HAVING DINNER FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF HOURS. 274 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,587 WE DON'T HAVE A COUPLE OF HOURS! 275 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,527 OH, YES YOU DO. FAMILY MEETING! 276 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,875 WHAT? FORGET YOU AND YOUR STUPID FAMILY MEETINGS! 277 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,361 ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT IS ENOUGH. 278 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:43,249 ALL I WANTED WAS A NICE CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING. 279 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:44,533 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 280 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,368 DON'T WORRY, CATE. I'LL HANDLE THE GIRLS. 281 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,386 WHAT? 282 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,604 BACK ME UP ON THIS. 283 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,706 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE. 284 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,647 I NEED TO TALK TO RORY. 285 00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,644 DID YOU SEE HOW THEY SPEAK TO ME? 286 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,818 SIT. 287 00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:04,142 ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND YOUR SISTERS? 288 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,292 - COME ON. - I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT THEM. 289 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,077 WELL, THAT'S SWEET. 290 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,318 I WAS AFRAID THEY WERE GONNA TURN INTO BIG FAT WHORES. 291 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,512 OKAY, NOT SO SWEET. 292 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:26,959 HOW COME? 293 00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,745 WELL, AT THE FOOTBALL GAME 294 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,682 - TOMMY SAID I WAS THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. - SO? 295 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,102 WHEN DAD USED TO COVER THE TIGERS' AWAY GAMES WHEN I WAS LITTLE, 296 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,011 HE'D ALWAYS SAY, "WHILE I'M GONE, ROR, YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE." 297 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,658 BUT HE'D ALWAYS COME BACK. 298 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,627 AND I'M JUST AFRAID IF I DON'T FILL HIS SHOES 299 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,196 THE GIRLS ARE GONNA TURN INTO BIG FAT... 300 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,970 I KNOW I KNOW. 301 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,440 I KNOW. 302 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:57,773 HONEY, YOUR JOB IS TO BE A 14-YEAR-OLD KID 303 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,925 AND KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS. 304 00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,595 I CAN DO THAT. 305 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,629 YOU'RE GREAT AT THAT. 306 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,383 DON'T TAKE ON THIS RESPONSIBILITY. 307 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,153 YOU'RE THE SON. I'M THE PARENT. 308 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,688 I'LL HANDLE THE GIRLS. 309 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,492 SO, AS A PARENT WHO HAS IT HANDLED, 310 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:20,679 YOU DO REALIZE THAT WHILE WE WERE HAVING THIS TOUCHY-FEELY MOTHER-SON MOMENT 311 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,982 THE GIRLS SNUCK OUT TO AMANDA'S PARTY. 312 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,105 RIGHT! 313 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,353 WHOA, MAMA H IN THE HOUSE. 314 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:47,689 WE'LL JUST BE IN THE OTHER ROOM HAVING A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. 315 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,347 THANKS A LOT, GUYS. 316 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,214 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GIRLS WOULD PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS ON THANKSGIVING. 317 00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:58,934 I HAVE BEEN IN THAT KITCHEN ALL DAY PREPARING DINNER. 318 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,902 YOUR GRANDMA FLEW IN FROM FLORIDA 319 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,355 AND YOUR GRANDPA EVEN MADE A PIE. 320 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:07,243 I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T GOING TO THIS PARTY. 321 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,812 WE KNOW, MOM, BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, 322 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,230 THIS IS THE FIRST THANKSGIVING... 323 00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:13,774 I DON'T CARE THAT THIS IS THE FIRST THANKS... 324 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:20,162 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 325 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,192 I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 326 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,463 I'VE BEEN DOING MY BEST TODAY, 327 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,366 BUT THIS IS NO PICNIC FOR ME EITHER. 328 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,854 THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 329 00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:37,673 I'M JUST MAKING THIS UP AS I GO ALONG. 330 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,210 AND SOMETHING JUST TELLS ME THAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO 331 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,530 IS FOR US TO HAVE DINNER IN OUR HOME 332 00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:48,534 AT OUR DINING ROOM TABLE WITH OUR FAMILY, 333 00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:52,626 EVEN IF THIS IS THE FIRST THANKSGIVING WITHOUT YOUR FATHER. 334 00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:57,331 THAT WAS REALLY NICE, MOM. 335 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:02,798 BUT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY WAS 336 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,451 THIS IS THE FIRST THANKSGIVING 337 00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:08,036 THAT I ACTUALLY GOT INVITED TO AMANDA'S PARTY, 338 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,711 AND I REALLY WANT TO BE HERE. 339 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,010 YEAH, ME TOO. 340 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,495 BUT, MOM, WHAT YOU SAID WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 341 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,881 YEAH. 342 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,571 OH. 343 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,555 MOM, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 344 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,325 MOM, YOU'RE LOSING IT 345 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,394 IN FRONT OF OUR COLLEGE FRIENDS. 346 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:37,132 ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE A NORMAL HENNESSY THANKSGIVING. 347 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,819 AND I JUST REALIZED I GOT IT. 348 00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:43,455 WITH MY TEENAGE DAUGHTERS TRYING TO DITCH ME TO GO TO A PARTY, 349 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,107 WHAT COULD BE MORE NORMAL? 350 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,895 I'M SO GLAD WE COULD MAKE IT SO SPECIAL. 351 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,358 WELL, BYE. 352 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,973 OH, NO. YOU'RE GROUNDED. 353 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,073 NOW GET YOUR THINGS. LET'S GO. 354 00:18:02,097 --> 00:18:05,716 AND HURRY UP OR I'LL EMBARRASS YOU. 355 00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:19,947 BRIDGET, KERRY, SORRY I RUINED YOUR PLANS. 356 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,514 OW! OW! OW! 357 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,717 DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE! DANCE! 358 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,719 GIRLS, LET GO OF HIM! 359 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,721 HOW MUCH PRODUCT DO YOU USE? 360 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,580 EVERYBODY HELP ME GET INTO THE DINING ROOM. 361 00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:46,090 WHAT? 362 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,323 DAD, YOU'RE WHISTLING. 363 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,280 I'M HAPPY. 364 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,570 EWW! 365 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,719 YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE READY TO EAT. 366 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,855 SINCE IT'S ONLY 8:00 AT NIGHT, I WASN'T SURE. 367 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,558 - DAD? - YEAH, WHAT, HONEY? 368 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,177 IT'S GONNA GET EASIER, RIGHT? 369 00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:13,728 THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING. 370 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,364 YEAH. 371 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,050 I JUST WANT TO GET ALL THESE "FIRSTS" OVER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. 372 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,203 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FIRSTS TO LOOK FORWARD TO... 373 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,723 FIRST GRADUATION, FIRST WEDDING, FIRST GRANDCHILD, 374 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,467 PROVIDED THAT COMES AFTER THE FIRST WEDDING. 375 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:32,486 YOU KNOW, DAD, YOU TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY GREAT GUY. 376 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,456 HERE COMES YOUR MOTHER. SAY THAT AGAIN. 377 00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:39,888 I HOPE EVERYONE'S WORKED UP AN APPETITE. 378 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,489 THIS JUST LOOKS WONDERFUL. 379 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,158 THANKS FOR GOING TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. 380 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,876 OH, HONEY, IT WAS NO TROUBLE. 381 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,446 IN FACT, YOUR FATHER ACTUALLY HELPED ME. 382 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,582 - HE OPENED A FEW CANS. - I'M WORKING ON MYSELF. 383 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,517 I'LL SAY. 384 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:57,027 WELL, THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE A PRETTY GOOD THANKSGIVING AFTER ALL. 385 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,626 GRANDMA'S TOUCHING GRANDPA'S CHEEK. BARF. 386 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,529 ANYONE EVER HEARD OF ATKINS IN THIS FAMILY? 387 00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:07,800 DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN BODY HAS 27' OF INTESTINES? 388 00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:09,785 I PLAN TO FILL EVERY INCH OF THEM. 389 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,369 - WHY... - GROSS! 390 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,474 UM... 391 00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:31,612 DAD, HERE YOU GO. 392 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:44,024 RORY, WOULD YOU DO THE HONORS? 393 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,015 - AREN'T YOU FINISHED? - I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. 394 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,522 OH, MAN OF THE HOUSE! 395 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,471 RORY! 396 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,557 YOU MISSED A LITTLE ON THIS SIDE. 397 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,398 - RORY! - MOM, STOP HIM! 29317

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