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LOIS AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

OH. WELL, YOU TELL LOIS THANK YOU FOR THE CASSEROLE. IT'S SO SWEET.

BUT YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN BACK TO WORK FOR A MONTH,

AND I CAN COOK.

TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER.

WILL DO.

YOU AND PAUL HAD SUCH GOOD FRIENDS. HE SURE WAS LOVED.

YEAH.

ANYONE ELSE GETTING SICK OF IT?

HONEY, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SHOW THEY CARE.

BY BRINGING CASSEROLES?

EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE ALL CARBS.

IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY "WE'RE HERE FOR YOU" WITH A SALAD?

AND THE WORST IS THE WAY THE CASSEROLE PEOPLE SAY "HI."

YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S: "HI."

LOOK, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY MEANS OFFENSE BY SAYING "HI."

RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.

AND IF THEY WANT TO BRING DELICIOUS THINGS,

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GRIN AND EAT IT.

HEY.

HEY.

YOU KNOW, A LOT OF TIMES

PEOPLE TAKE ORANGE BALLS SIMILAR TO THIS ONE

OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THEM AT BASKETBALL HOOPS.

OKAY, BUT BRING IT BACK.

AREN'T BASKETBALL TRYOUTS IN A FEW DAYS?

WEDNESDAY, I THINK.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.

YOU WERE SO EXCITED ABOUT BASKETBALL.

THAT'S ALL YOU AND DAD TALKED ABOUT.

YEAH WELL, THINGS CHANGE.

YOU'RE DAD WOULDN'T WANT SOMETHING YOU AND HE SHARED

TO SUDDENLY BECOME MEANINGLESS FOR YOU.

BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME.

HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO A LAYUP.

HE WAS HELPING ME PRACTICE.

AND BESIDES, THEY'RE ONLY PICKING 14 PLAYERS.

MAYBE YOUR GRANDFATHER COULD HELP YOU.

HE WAS QUITE THE BASKETBALL PLAYER IN HIS DAY.

REALLY? WHICH ONE OF THE 13 COLONIES DID HE PLAY FOR?

HEY!

JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

YOUR DAD REALLY WOULD HAVE WANTED THAT.

WHAT'S THAT?

I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A COLLAGE

FOR THE SCHOLARSHIP KICKOFF DINNER.

THE ONE THE NEWSPAPER SET UP IN DAD'S HONOR.

THE ONE YOU BOUGHT THE NEW OUTFIT FOR.

OH, RIGHT. THURSDAY.

- MOM, WE GOT MORE CARDS. - MORE?

JUST PUT THEM ON THE DESK.

I'LL LOOK THROUGH THEM LATER.

I GOTTA GET TO THESE DIRTY CASSEROLE DISHES.

DON'T BOTHER YOURSELF WITH THOSE.

I'M IN THE PROCESS OF WASHING THEM.

I'M JUST LETTING THEM SOAK.

DAD, NO OFFENSE, BUT, UH,

YOU'VE BEEN SOAKING THEM FOR TWO DAYS.

HOW LONG DOES THIS PROCESS TAKE?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I NEED THE SCISSORS.

- I WAS USING THEM. - I HAVE A STRAY BANG HAIR.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

- BRIDGET HAS A STRAY BANG HAIR! - GIRLS.

- GIVE THEM BACK! - I'M USING THEM!

- WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH? - THEY'RE MY ART SCISSORS!

- YEAH, I'M SURE SOME ART DORK... - THEY'RE NOT EVEN MINE...

I SAID ENOUGH!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!

THIS ENDLESS BICKERING IS DRIVING ME NUTS!

- POOR MOM. - YEAH, I THINK WE UPSET HER.

YEP, I THINK YOU DID.

DON'T YOU THINK YOUR MOM HAS ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH

RIGHT NOW WITHOUT YOU GIRLS FIGHTING?

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HELP HER OUT?

Both: OKAY.

NOW THERE'S STILL A LOT OF CHEESE CAKED ON THOSE DISHES,

SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR SHOULDERS INTO IT. OKAY?

I'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE WORK ON YOUR ENDURANCE AFTER YOU'RE DONE?

YOU WANT ME TO WALK UP WITH YOU

TO THE STORE TO GET CIGARETTES, DON'T YOU?

WELL, I... YEAH.

LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, PAL.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

DAD ALWAYS SAID GAMES ARE WON AND LOST ON FREE THROWS.

SMART MAN, YOUR DAD.

DID YOU KNOW HIS TEAM WON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP TWO YEARS IN A ROW?

WELL, BACK WHEN I WAS PLAYING BALL WITH BEN FRANKLIN AND THE BOYS...

MOM TOLD YOU WHAT I SAID?

JUST GIVE ME THE BALL.

THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO CAN KICK IT IN.

HEY, THAT'S A REAL SHOT.

IT IMPROVES YOUR ODDS OF MAKING A FREE THROW

WHEN YOU SHOOT FROM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.

IT'D ALSO IMPROVE MY ODDS OF GETTING BEATEN UP AFTER TRYOUTS.

HEY, GUYS.

WOULD YOU TELL YOUR SON

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE

WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK

ABOUT THE WAY HE SHOOTS THE BALL?

I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

THEN PEOPLE IN THE STANDS WOULD KNOW

THE KID DOING THE GRANNY SHOT WAS MY SON.

I DON'T NEED THAT.

WELL, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED?

I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO THE STORE

- FOR CIGARETTES. - OH, CRAP.

Man on TV: Our cameras followed Jan

as she went in search of her Extreme Makeover!

Here's what the doctors did:

Her nasal bridge was shaved and sculpted,

her teeth capped, eyelids lifted;

fat is liposuctioned from tummy, buttocks, and thigh sections.

But in the end, will the surgeons

achieve the look Jan's striving for?

- This was Jan before. - OH!

This is Jan after her Extreme Makeover!

OH, JAN, YOU'RE PRETTY NOW!

OH MY... OH!

OH, NO NO NO!

OH GOD, OH GOD! NO NO!

NO NO NO! NOT PRETTY!

- HEY. - WHAT'S UP?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY COLLAGE? I WANT TO GO PUT IT AWAY.

YES, YES I HAVE SEEN YOUR COLLAGE, ACTUALLY.

THE TRUTH IS, I... TOOK IT TO BE FRAMED.

- WHAT? - YEAH.

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

THAT IT WOULD LOOK MORE BEAUTIFUL IN A FRAME.

OH, I LOVE THIS NOT FIGHTING THING.

CLING TO THAT.

OH. I HEARD THE DOOR. THOUGHT IT WAS RORY BACK FROM BASKETBALL TRYOUTS.

NO, JUST ME BACK FROM MY WALK.

WITH YOUR LAUNDRY?

IF YOUR NEIGHBORS WANT TO HELP US

THROUGH THESE DIFFICULT TIMES,

I SAY WE LET THEM.

I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE FINALLY FOUND A USE FOR YOU.

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.

I GOT RORY TO GO TO HIS BASKETBALL TRYOUTS.

SO, YEAH, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.

I SURE HOPE HE MAKES THE TEAM.

OKAY, NOW NOT SO GOOD.

WHY WOULDN'T HE MAKE THE TEAM?

I DIDN'T SAY HE WOULDN'T.

MIRACLES HAPPEN.

HOW BAD IS HE?

NO NO NO, HE'S NOT BAD.

HE'S GOT A LOT OF HEART.

OH, NO. NOT A LOT OF HEART.

MM-HMM.

WHAT WAS I THINKING MAKING HIM GO TRY OUT?

HI. ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH. I MADE THE TEAM.

I TOLD YOU HE WOULD!

- HEY. - HEY.

MOM, DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF DAD?

WELL, OF COURSE, HONEY. WHATEVER YOU WANT.

OKAY, GOOD. I NEED, LIKE, 25 FROM VARIOUS STAGES OF HIS LIFE.

FOR MY WALLET.

- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? - NOTHING.

WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS? GOD!

RORY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOUNCE THE BALL IN THE HOUSE.

HI, MOM, BLONDE SISTER.

OH! RORY, YOU RUINED KERRY'S COLLAGE!

BUT THE BALL LANDED OVER...

- AND IT'S ALL WET AND THERE'S CHEESE... - SHUT UP!

BE A MAN. OWN UP TO IT.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO KERRY.

WHAT'S EVERYONE DOING IN THERE?

ACTUALLY I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO TALK TO KERRY.

COME ON, WE'RE GOING.

I'LL CATCH UP.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

- TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT? - NOTHING.

DID YOU HAPPEN TO GET MY COLLAGE BACK FROM THE FRAME STORE?

YEAH. UM, YOU KNOW HOW WE'RE NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE?

SUCH A GOOD THING.

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH.

SEE, I WAS CLEANING THIS PAN AND THIS AMAZING SHOW CAME ON TV.

THEY MADE THIS UGLY FAT WOMAN HOT.

IT'S LIKE, WITH THE MIRACLES IN PLASTIC SURGERY TODAY

THERE'S JUST NO EXCUSE TO BE UGLY.

- CAN I SEE IT? - I DIDN'T PUT A TAPE IN THE VCR. SORRY.

MY COLLAGE!

RORY IS NOT TOTALLY BLAMELESS IN THIS.

WOW, YOU'RE TAKING THIS REALLY WELL...

BECAUSE WE DECIDED NOT TO FIGHT ANYMORE.

- WOW, ALL THESE PICTURES OF DAD. - I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE GONE GREAT HERE?

YOUR COLLAGE.

Rory: LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF, MOM.

IT LOOKS LIKE A HALL OF FAME.

WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE A NICE TIME.

WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE FUN.

- CATE! - OH, GOD.

STILL HAVING FUN, MOM?

- HI, TOMMY. - SOME TURNOUT, HUH?

EVERYBODY LOVED PAUL. EXCEPT THAT GUY.

TOMMY, I NEED YOUR HELP.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN THAT KEEPS WAVING AT ME?

YOU MET HER A HUNDRED TIMES. SHE'S BEEN HERE FOREVER.

- WELL, WHAT'S HER NAME? - BOOBS FROM RECEPTION.

- THANK YOU, TOMMY. - DE NADA.

- CATE! - YOU!

ARE YOU ALL OKAY?

OH, YEAH, WE'RE FINE.

I'M NOT DOING SO HOT.

SO, ON BEHALF OF MY HUSBAND,

I REALLY WANT TO SAY THANK YOU

TO ALL OF YOU HERE AT "THE DETROIT POST."

IT WOULD HAVE WARMED HIS HEART, ESTABLISHING A SCHOLARSHIP

FOR HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS TO PURSUE A DEGREE IN JOURNALISM

AT THE COLLEGE OF THEIR CHOICE.

SORRY, PAUL, THAT INCLUDES OHIO STATE.

ANYWAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

LUCKY ME. I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE WIDOW.

I FIRST MET PAUL HENNESSY WHEN WE WERE SPORTS WRITERS HERE TOGETHER.

HE WAS A SPORTS NUT,

AND HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD TODAY,

BECAUSE CATE JUST INFORMED ME

HIS LITTLE GUY RORY THERE

JUST MADE THE SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM. HUH?

YOU TOLD HIM? AND NOW HE TOLD EVERYBODY HERE?

WELL, YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE WANTED...

IS THERE ANYTHING DAD WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED?

- RORY. - NO. LET HIM GO.

CURTIS, THIS IS RORY'S MOM.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM TONIGHT?

IF YOU DO, WOULD YOU HAVE HIM CALL ME? THANKS.

YOU HAD TO SAY "LET HIM GO."

I THOUGHT HE'D BE RIGHT BACK.

YEAH, I KNOW.

WHY DO YOU THINK HE JUST RAN OUT LIKE THAT?

MAYBE THE EVENT GOT TO HIM. HE WAS PRETTY EMOTIONAL.

I KNOW I NEEDED MY SHARE OF HUGS.

I'M GONNA CALL HIS BASKETBALL COACH.

MAYBE HE'S HANGING OUT WITH SOME OF THOSE KIDS.

COACH'LL HAVE A ROSTER.

HI. IS COACH ROONEY THERE?

SURE, I'LL HOLD.

MAYBE THAT'S HIM.

HI.

OH, HI, HELEN.

I HOPE I'M NOT TROUBLING YOU.

I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SEE HOW YOU FOLKS WERE DOING.

HOW AM I DOING?

MY SON'S MISSING. MY HUSBAND'S DEAD.

I HAVE A FREEZER FULL OF CASSEROLES. YOU?

YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO PUT THIS ON 350 FOR 45 MINUTES.

- THANKS. - OKAY.

- WHAT? - THEY MEAN WELL, HONEY.

I KNOW, BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I'M IN SOME KIND OF CIRCUS

AND THE PRICE OF ADMISSION IS A CASSEROLE:

STEP RIGHT UP, SEE THE GRIEVING WIDOW.

- OH, CATE. - EVERY TIME I START TO FEEL LIKE I'M OKAY,

SOMEONE REMINDS ME THAT I LOST MY HUSBAND.

IT'S LIKE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH.

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO FEEL THAT WAY.

BUT THEY'RE ENTITLED TO MISS PAUL TOO.

YOU GOTTA GIVE THEM THAT.

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU MARRIED A MAN WHO'S SO WELL-LIKED.

OKAY, WOULD YOU JUST YELL AT ME FOR RUINING YOUR COLLAGE?

I CAN'T TAKE THIS TENSION ANYMORE!

WHAT TENSION?

OKAY, THAT'S IT.

KERRY, I JUST CANNOT LIVE WITH MYSELF, SO...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP!

THERE! I RUINED YOUR COLLAGE, NOW I RUINED MY FAVORITE TOP.

GOD, WE'RE EVEN. I CAN FINALLY BREATHE.

THAT WAS MY TOP.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

BECAUSE YOU BORROWED IT AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT BACK.

OH, YEAH. THEN YELL AT ME FOR THAT.

WE'RE NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE, REMEMBER? FOR MOM.

BESIDES, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I KNOW YOU FELT REALLY REALLY BAD.

I DID FEEL REALLY BAD...

EXCEPT FOR THE LITTLE PART OF ME THAT DIDN'T.

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.

IT'S JUST THAT WHEN IT HAPPENED, I WAS...

KIND OF GLAD.

GO ON.

ALL I KNOW IS WHEN I SAW YOUR COLLAGE

I WAS SO TOTALLY IMPRESSED,

AND SO TOTALLY JEALOUS.

JEALOUS?

TOTALLY.

YOU AND DAD HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON.

HE WAS A WRITER, YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

YOU HAD THIS SPECIAL CONNECTION,

'CAUSE YOU GUYS WERE SO MUCH ALIKE, AND...

WE JUST WEREN'T.

YOU IDIOT!

ARE YOU BLIND?

- NOW YOU'RE YELLING AT ME. - BECAUSE I'M MAD!

GOOD, FINALLY. GO WITH THAT.

YOU AND DAD HAD A SPECIAL CONNECTION!

YOU KNOW HOW WHEREVER HE WENT HE WOULD LIGHT UP THE WHOLE ROOM?

YOU TOTALLY DO THAT!

WHEN PEOPLE MEET YOU THEY INSTANTLY LIKE YOU

AND THEY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU,

JUST LIKE THEY DID WITH HIM!

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT? ARE YOU THAT STUPID?

I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PEP TALK,

SO COULD YOU, LIKE, STOP CALLING ME STUPID?

- WELL, YOU ARE! - IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

HAVE YOU HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID?

YES, I HEARD YOU! I'M LIKE DAD!

THAT WAS SWEET! THANK YOU!

YOU'RE WELCOME!

AND THANK YOU FOR GOADING ME INTO FIGHTING WITH YOU

WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE A BETTER PERSON.

- BUT OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT. - OBVIOUSLY.

BUT I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THE AIR.

BESIDES, SISTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT.

YOU KNOW THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE LEARNED FROM THIS?

RIGHT. DAD WOULD WANT US TO EXPRESS OUR TRUE FEELINGS.

NO, I GOT YOU TO GET MAD WHEN YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T, SO I WIN.

I ALWAYS WIN.

I CALLED EVERYWHERE.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, RORY.

DON'T PULL STUNTS LIKE THAT.

I WAS SO WORRIED.

I'M SORRY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN OUT OF THERE. I JUST...

I THINK I KNOW WHY.

YOU DO?

I SPOKE TO COACH ROONEY.

OH, NO. HE TOLD YOU I DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM.

HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

I KEPT HEARING FROM YOU IT'S WHAT DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED.

I WAS EMBARRASSED.

- DID I PUT THAT KIND OF PRESSURE ON YOU? - NO NO NO NO.

WELL, YEAH.

LOOK, WHAT YOUR DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED

WAS FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN AND BE HAPPY

LIKE ANY OTHER 14-YEAR-OLD KID.

GREAT. NOW I HAVE TO HAVE FUN AND BE HAPPY.

- I DON'T FEEL HAPPY. - OKAY, OKAY.

I'M GONNA STOP SAYING WHAT DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED.

THANKS.

RORY, COACH ROONEY TOLD ME SOMETHING ELSE.

WHAT?

HE SAID THAT SINCE YOU WERE CUT,

YOU'VE SHOWN UP EVERY DAY AND ASKED TO WORK OUT WITH THE TEAM

BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO GET BETTER.

- SO? - SO,

HE SAID YOU SHOWED HIM SOMETHING.

AS OF NOW, YOU ARE ON THE TEAM.

- I AM? - UH-HUH.

- ALL RIGHT! - YEAH!

HE SAID THAT YOU SHOWED HIM A LOT OF...

YOU KNOW, A LOT OF...

GOD, NOT A LOT OF HEART.

IT'S LIKE WHEN A GIRL TELLS YOU SHE LIKES YOU AS A FRIEND.

NO, HONEY, IT WAS STICK-TO-ITIVENESS... PERSEVERANCE.

- HEART. - YEAH.

YOU KNOW, WHO CARES? YOU MADE THE TEAM.

BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME.

DAD WAS SUCH A GREAT ATHLETE ON ALL THESE TEAMS.

I WANT TO BE MORE THAN A GUY THAT HAS A LOT OF HEART.

I WANT TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING.

OH, HONEY.

YEAH, YOUR DAD PLAYED ON A LOT OF TEAMS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

SOME GREAT TEAMS.

I KNOW. HE TOLD ME A THOUSAND TIMES.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. COME HERE.

YOU SEE THIS?

YEAH. THAT'S THE TEAM PICTURE AFTER THEY WON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP.

ALL RIGHT, NOW LOOK CLOSELY.

YOU SEE HOW THESE GUYS ARE ALL SWEATY AND THEIR HAIR'S MESSED UP?

- MM-HMM. - OKAY, NOW THERE'S YOUR DAD.

NOT A HAIR OUT OF PLACE, DRY AS A BONE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, HONEY,

BUT YOUR FATHER ALSO PLAYED WITH A LOT OF HEART.

HE WAS ON THE BENCH?

NOT ALWAYS.

THERE WAS THE OCCASIONAL BLOWOUT...

YOU KNOW, GARBAGE TIME.

YOUR DAD LOVED SPORTS,

AND BECAUSE OF THAT LOVE HE BECAME A SPORTS WRITER,

AND HE WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD AT IT.

BUT YOUR DAD WOULD HAVE WANT...

WHAT I WANT

IS FOR YOU TO FIND SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE PASSION FOR.

I THINK I'M GONNA SIT ON THE BENCH WITH THE REST OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM,

JUST LIKE DAD.

THEN MAYBE WHEN I'M OUT OF SCHOOL I CAN PURSUE MY PASSION.

AND WHAT'S THAT?

OH, I HAVE SOME IDEAS.

THAT KID'S GOT A LOT OF HEART.