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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team, Pepper.

It's too dangerous, Chuck.

Wow.

Too much.

Too much.

Kimo, the samurai warrior.

Reed, Chuck's teenage apprentice.

Tabe, the sumo champion.

With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of the claw.

Remember this.

And the ruthless super ninja.

I'll finish Norris.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.

You know, there are people in the world who believe that violence is the answer to every

problem.

They're always the first ones to clinch a fist or throw a punch.

They think they always have to fight.

The gang and I ran into the claw and some of his more nasty friends while we were transporting

a state-of-the-art robot on what turned out to be a terror train.

We're heading for the ship, Mr. Director.

We can see the laser robot from here.

That's fine, Chuck.

Make sure the claw doesn't get ahold of it.

It would be a devastating blow to the free world.

You can count on us, Mr. Director.

Team, I want you to meet Mr. Yoshi, the inventor of the laser robot.

Ah, Norris-san.

Are you and your team ready to battle my creation?

Whoa.

It's a scary looking thing.

What does it do?

Everything.

This robot is going to become the backbone of our ground defenses.

Watch.

Not bad.

That's quite a little toy you have there, Mr. Yoshi.

Tanaka, we are in place.

The claw will be pleased when I hand him the laser robot.

Start the attack.

Uh-oh, we have unexpected guests, boss.

Okay, let's get him.

Nothing to worry about, gentlemen.

Chuck and I will defend you.

Way to go, Tabe.

You've had it, buddy.

How do you like those apples?

Thanks, sis.

I owe you one.

That takes care of this mess.

Let him go.

Stop, or the boy will be hurt.

If you hurt that boy, I'll rearrange every bone in your body.

You are not going to touch me.

Get the dignitaries and the robot to the bullet train.

I'm going after too much.

The claw is not going to like this.

That's my bike.

Sorry, guys.

This is an emergency.

I'm Chuck Norris.

Contact me through the American embassy.

Americans.

I'm not going.

Shut up, kid.

I've got to get on that plane.

I'm going to get you.

Chuck!

No!

Now you're going to get it, wise guy.

We'll see.

No!

This will finish him.

So much for your friend.

Tony, you'll pay for that!

Chuck!

You're safe.

If Norris wants the plane that bad, he can have it.

Have a pleasant flight, Norris.

You're not going to get away that easy, pal.

Chuck!

I don't believe this guy.

You're not going anywhere.

l This is too much.

I want to know who's working with the claw on this.

And I want to know it now.

Where is the laser robot?

I haven't been able to get it yet.

My plans for a frontal attack on Tokyo depend on the laser robot.

I'm sorry I failed you, Claw.

I hate that word.

You know what I do to people who are sorry.

Take off your glasses.

But Claw!

My eyes!

I can't stand the light.

Now!

I won't fail again.

You can be sure of that.

Where's Super Ninja?

Yes, Claw.

We still have an opportunity to get the laser robot.

It's in transit on board the bullet train, no doubt along with Norris.

Norris.

Do whatever you want, but get me that laser robot.

I'll force Norris to do Tanaka's work for him.

I wonder if the gang is on board the train.

We'll find out in a minute.

Chuck!

Look out!

, I thought I lost you for sure this time.

Don't you worry, partner, I'll be around to feed your grandchildren.

You've eaten nothing.

I'm not hungry.

Not hungry?

You really are worried about too much.

I miss that little rascal.

Now don't worry, Chuck will bring him back.

Hey!

Open up!

Oh, too much!

How did you get here?

We took a shortcut.

I think my appetite is coming back.

I hate it when somebody interrupts my lunch.

You stay there.

But...

No buts.

Guess who's in big trouble.

You should never have done that.

Oh no you don't!

I owe you one.

, I'm going to get you.

Come back, you coward!

We beat the pants off, didn't we Chuck?

The boss really showed him.

I don't know.

That was too easy.

Mr. Norris, we received a message from the clock.

There's an explosive device on the train.

Deliver the laser robot, or the train will be destroyed.

If we slow or stop the train, the device will explode automatically.

We can't risk people getting hurt.

We'll have to give him what he wants, for now.

Call the army and have the helicopter pace the train.

We'll offload the robot through the baggage doors.

Tabe, see how the robot is doing.

By the dandy, boss!

Who would live on Mount Fuji?

It's the ancient home of the ninja warriors.

Pepper, stay as close as you can.

I hear you, Chuck.

Don't try and pull anything or the bullet train will be turned into scrap metal.

All I want to know from you is how to defuse that bomb.

Step forward.

Burn the chopper!

Hey, boss, I get the feeling they don't want us to leave.

I'm afraid the Claw has other plans for you.

Lock them up.

Have a pleasant stay, while you're still here.

What did he mean by, while you're still here?

How are we going to get out of here?

We have to get to the grating.

Snake!

Look out, Chuck!

We're going to have to get out of here.

You got the snake!

Too much!

Yeah, now what does he do with it?

We're going to use it to get out of here.

Tabe, the grating.

You got it, boss.

All right, too much.

Here's where you earn your pay.

You're getting us out of here.

Tabe, hold on to this sea serpent, while Too Much uses it for a step ladder.

Got you, boss.

Keep going, Too Much!

Way to go!

Everybody out.

Kimo, you first.

Good news, I have the laser robot, and Norris is out of the way.

Wonderful.

I'm glad you'll live to see your next birthday.

Norris!

Perhaps I spoke too soon, Tanaka.

Don't!

Hype!

Look!

Tanaka's in trouble!

Let's go!

How do I defuse that bomb?

Forget it, Norris.

There's no way.

It'll explode, no matter what you do.

Don't shoot, you fool!

You might hit me!

Wise decision, Tanaka.

We're leaving, right, Tanaka?

You tell him, Chuck.

Yes.

Put your guns down.

Tabe, clear a path.

Move it!

It's the robot!

Everybody inside.

The cloth still wins, Norris.

That train is doomed.

I'll just have to see about that.

We have to get back to the train.

Fire, idiots!

Hold on!

Hold on, Norris!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

, Norris!

Reed, slow those guys down.

No sweat.

Hold on!

Fire!

Oh, look out!

That's at it!

They're getting closer.

Tabe, give me a hand.

Kimo, Reed, get the laser robot.

There, a sled and skis.

Put the laser robot on it.

Too much!

Fantastic!

Hey, Tabe, look!

You can't fail me now.

Hold on, guys.

Help's coming.

No!

Why don't I even odd some?

Oh, no, a dog!

Nice shot!

We've got more trouble!

No!

Is everybody all right?

Never felt better.

Pepper, do you think you can get this thing going?

We've got a train to catch.

Wasp, you think that thing will run?

Give me about two minutes.

All it needs is a little push.

All it needs is a little push.

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Chuck, watch out!

I'll have my revenge now.

We'll see.

You have been a thorn in my side long enough.

I'm not wild about you either.

You're finished, Norris!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

It's going to snap the cables!

Nuts, I triggered the detonator.

Where's Pepper?

He's got the bomb!

He's got it!

Go!

Go!

Go!

You've got it!

Oh no!

Look!

There they are!

Well, we finally got the robot to its destination.

But more importantly, everybody on the train was saved.

It was a tough job, and Claw was at his worst.

I don't like having to resort to violence.

It's always my last option.

I'd rather walk away from a fight if I can.

See you next time.

See you next time.