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♪
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♪ On the street of many pleasures ♪
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♪ street of many pleasures ♪
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♪ stands the House of 7 Joys ♪
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♪ House of 7 Joys ♪
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♪ like you see it in the movies ♪
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♪ see it in the movies ♪
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♪ it's for groovy girls and boys ♪
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♪ groovy girls and boys ♪
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♪ in this oriental palace ♪
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♪ pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ you are welcome night and day ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ recommended by Matt Helm ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ and by the A.A.A. ♪
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♪ Ah so, ah so velly velly nice ♪
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♪ on the street of many pleasures ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ in the House of 7 Joys ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ many times you feel like swingin' ♪
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♪ there are 7 clingin' toys ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ oriental relaxation ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ chinese psychedelic cults ♪
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♪ pa pa pa pa ♪
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♪ recommended by Matt Helm ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ and only for adults ♪
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♪ ah so, ah so velly velly nice ♪
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♪ on the street of many pleasures ♪
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♪ street of many pleasures ♪
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♪ in the House of 7 Joys ♪
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♪ House of 7 Joys ♪
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♪ you will dig the flower chicks ♪
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♪ dig the flower chicks ♪
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♪ that the management employs ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ every little lotus blossom ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ as she greets you she will say ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ recommended by Matt Helm ♪
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♪ pa pa pa ♪
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♪ and by the A.A.A. ♪
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♪ Ah so, ah so velly velly nice ♪
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♪ ah so ♪
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With $1 billion in gold
shining at me, I feel reckless.
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I'll open for a dime.
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Well, with $1 billion in gold, I'm in.
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Contact. All elements.
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Operation Rainbow is entering phase 1.
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Execute.
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Repeat. Execute.
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This isn't a scheduled stop.
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No sweat, men.
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Relax, men. Everything's ok.
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Red alert! Ice! Red alert...
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10 seconds behind schedule.
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Is that catastrophic?
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Yes. I deplore sloppiness.
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Nelson? Macdonald. Macdonald!
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All sections from 6 through
18 are on emergency standby.
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I'm picking up Matt Helm.
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Phase 2: intercept Macdonald. Repeat.
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Phase 2. Intercept Macdonald.
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Yes, Your Excellency. Go.
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What if they can't?
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If we can delay the American
counterforce by that much,
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it will add precious minutes to
each phase of Operation Rainbow.
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Macdonald, I.C.E.
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Establish roadblocks
to pick up black sedan,
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2 occupants, Maryland plates.
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Matt.
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Matt!
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Oh, the poor boy,
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he's so tired.
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♪
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♪ Red sails in the sunset ♪
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♪ way out in the west ♪
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♪ they named you long distance ♪
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♪ cause your switchboard's the best ♪
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will you try his radio band?
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I can't get through to him.
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I can't reach him either, Mac.
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♪ Oh, how we'll dance ♪
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♪ on the night that we're wed ♪
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♪ we'll have to keep dancing ♪
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♪ or you'll burn up our bed ♪
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♪ grab your coat, get your pail ♪
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♪ let me take you in the barn, dear ♪
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♪ just sit back and watch ♪
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♪ 'cause I found a cow who gives scotch ♪
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Hey, Mac, glad you dropped by.
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I want you to meet some cute little...
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No, never mind.
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But I'm paying those girls double
time. You know what it costs
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to double-time all of them?
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Yeah, yeah. Get in.
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You do? Okay.
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Mac. Mac. You gotta turn around.
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S-somebody left my phone off the hook.
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Yeah. And I know who that somebody was.
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Now shut up and listen.
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$1 billion in American
gold en route to london
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was stolen from a train in Denmark.
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It's panic time in every
money market in the world,
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if the story breaks.
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So, we can't send in a task force.
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It's got to be a one-man job.
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Uh, let me guess who you got in mind.
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Yes, Operation Rainbow
has entered phase 3
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precisely on schedule.
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You may notify our brokers
in bombay, ceylon, and tokyo
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that the gold will not be...
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Repeat, not be delivered
to london on monday.
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We've got one lead from Interpol.
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That's where it's at.
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Count Massimo Contini.
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Now you name it, he probably owns it.
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Oil, steel, railroads,
munitions in a dozen countries.
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A multimillionaire,
aiming at a multibillion.
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I like his style.
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Lola Medina.
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The office of the president
of the United States.
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Mr. Macdonald, because of
our balance of payment deficits,
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the gold cannot be replaced.
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It must be recovered.
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Our best estimate is this:
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from the time Mr. Helm
arrives in Copenhagen
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he will have 48 hours to
accomplish his mission.
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Is there anything else, Mr. President?
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No, that is all.
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That's all, Mr. Macdonald.
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♪
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Now, Lola Medina got her severance pay
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several months ago.
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He fired her?
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Mmm-hmm.
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But he had this waiting in the wings.
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4.
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All of it, my dear.
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Oh, I really like his style.
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Linka Karensky.
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And remember,
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she's about as gentle as a barracuda.
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It's highly volatile.
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Disappears in 15 or 20 seconds.
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20 seconds. Hardly
seems worth the trouble.
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Anyone exposed to it
without these goggles
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is blinded for at least
a minute and a half.
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It's enough time to do anything.
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You'll use your standard
cover: freelance photographer.
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This switch activates
a smoke ejection unit.
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Matt, we have one prayer.
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The Danish tourist bureau is trying
to get you into Contini's chateau.
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To take pretty pictures?
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To find out whatever you can.
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Hello.
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Contini's our only lead, Matt.
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Nelson, scramble your phone.
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Any report from the
Danish tourist bureau?
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Negative, Mac.
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Well, we can't wait any longer.
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And your chance of
finding Contini is nil.
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Oh, but you're gonna
make sure he finds me.
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Nelson, break Matt's cover.
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You've got to be trying to get rid of me.
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Alert the network in zone 3
that Matt's on his way to Denmark
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to recover that $1 billion in gold.
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Just one thing. What if Contini's, uh...
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Well, what if he ain't the guy?
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Then whoever's got that
gold will be right on your tail.
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We'll give you every protection we can.
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This is your mini-copter.
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It's very simple, Matt.
2 universal joints,
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3 master lock screws,
and you're in business.
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It goes in there, and then
into the trunk of your car.
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Now, this just came over from research.
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Oh, it blows up, huh?
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It's so new, we don't
even have a name for it yet.
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Why don't we call it, uh,
"a little bit of hanky-panky"?
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Mr. Helm has arrived.
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Very good.
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The information from zone 3 was accurate.
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Mr. Helm is at the airport.
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Very well. Keep him under surveillance.
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But do not kill him yet.
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May I ask why Your
Excellency's being so generous?
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Not generous, my dear. Cautious.
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Your car is ready and your
baggage has been delivered to it.
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Hmm, how about the extra equipment?
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In the trunk, as per your instructions.
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Thank you.
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And thank you, Mr. Helm.
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He's leaving now.
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Follow him.
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Your Excellency, your call.
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Operation Rainbow has entered phase 4.
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On schedule.
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Stand by for my instructions
on Monday morning.
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Congratulations are in order.
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Congratulations are
premature, my dear Massimo.
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The report from zone
3 has been confirmed.
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And Mr. Helm is on the scene. Thank you.
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So what do you intend to do?
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I haven't decided.
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At the moment, he's under surveillance.
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Massimo,
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don't waste time. Kill him.
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I never waste anything
or anyone, dear Linka.
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But, this breakdown in American security
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is far too convenient for my liking.
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Our schedule has very
little tolerance for errors.
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Errors are made by those
who blindly accept the obvious.
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And I can't believe that
they would risk an agent
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of Mr. Helm's caliber quite so casually.
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But I will find out.
And then I will kill him.
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Can I be of assistance?
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Oh, he always gets that
way after a couple of martinis.
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It's a pleasure to welcome
you to Copenhagen.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Oh. I... I twisted my ankle.
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Well, I-I'd better have a look at it.
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No, no, it's all right, really.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, it was my pleasure.
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Boulevard greig. Number 14. Tonight.
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A very pleasant hotel here.
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Mr. Helm?
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Yes.
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OH!
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Oh, oh.
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I'm Freya. Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.
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You always greet people like this?
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I'm Freya Carlson, your
tourist bureau contact.
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These are for you. Street
maps, places of interest.
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Hmm.
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This is for you, too.
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Hmm. Oh, what year was that?
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1949.
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Oh, it's a very good year.
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I'm here to help you in any way I can.
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Well, it's very nice of you.
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Is there anything you'd like me to do?
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Uh, yes, ma'am. A couple of things.
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Yes, sir.
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Would you mind getting
off my camera case, please?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's fine.
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I'm sorry. That's ok.
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Umm.
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Uh, what about the arrangements
at, uh, Contini's chateau?
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Oh, that's in the works. I'm expecting
a call from the chateau at 11:00.
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Mmm.
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I'm sorry about...
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Welcome to Denmark.
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It's some kind of hotel you got here.
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Mmm, half a bottle is better than none.
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It's open. Come in.
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Yep.
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♪
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♪ Come to me ♪
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00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,485
♪ my melancholy baby ♪
267
00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:01,245
♪ cuddle up and don't be shy ♪
268
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,086
♪ I adore you pet ♪
269
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:14,341
♪ but the towel's a little wet ♪
270
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,889
♪ may I suggest we hang it ♪
271
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,142
♪ out to dry ♪
272
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,603
You're early, Mr. Helm.
273
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,732
I wasn't sure you'd come.
274
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,903
I was, Miss Lola Medina.
275
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,615
Oh, I underestimated you.
276
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,785
You know who I am.
277
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,663
Mr. Helm,
278
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,833
I need your advice.
279
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,210
Advice?
280
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:55,090
Would you please change
the color of the lights?
281
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,178
Turn down the color of the lights?
282
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,053
Oh.
283
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,681
Turn the red one.
284
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,516
The red one?
285
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:08,395
Mr. Helm, as a professional photographer,
286
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,397
which color would be, uh,
287
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,317
most appealing in this particular light?
288
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,200
That clashes with your eyes.
289
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,535
And I know your setup with Contini.
290
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:28,415
Would you turn on the blue light, please?
291
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,376
Blue light. Must be the 2nd one, huh?
292
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,173
Is this more interesting?
293
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,717
I also know you're off the team.
294
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:42,471
But I was on the team when
Operation Rainbow was being planned.
295
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:50,270
Would you put on the green light?
296
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,401
Operation Rainbow?
297
00:28:56,443 --> 00:29:00,447
Operation Rainbow, our
code name for $1 billion...
298
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,367
What's your American word? Heist.
299
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,993
Heist? Huh, heist.
300
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:11,625
Would you change the light?
301
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:12,668
Yes.
302
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,212
Well?
303
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,844
Yep. Mmm-hmm.
304
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:28,809
I... I know what you're after
305
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,895
and, uh, I like the way
you're goin' about it.
306
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,356
Thank you, Mr. Helm.
307
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,316
Oh, it's all right.
308
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,280
Oh, thank you.
309
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,408
I mean,
310
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,910
No, thanks. I mean, I don't use them.
311
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,036
Oh.
312
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:10,767
Nobody's gonna believe
this down at the office, but, uh,
313
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:15,105
I'm on a very tight schedule.
314
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,649
But I know where the gold is, Mr. Helm.
315
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:24,072
Well, I-I'm not on that...
that tight a schedule.
316
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,492
I love flexible men.
317
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,998
There's... there's just,
uh, 2 little words, uh,
318
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,166
where it is, uh,
319
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:36,626
how much?
320
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,840
Oh, I'm a gypsy, Mr. Helm.
321
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,800
My father was a gypsy.
322
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,220
And he taught us one thing:
323
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:52,392
wise men enjoy pleasure
324
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,395
before business.
325
00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:00,067
Well, I like your father's thinking.
326
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,113
Oh.
327
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:13,455
Oh, I'm a wretched hostess, Mr. Helm.
328
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,248
I haven't offered you a thing.
329
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,211
I wouldn't say that.
330
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,102
What do you prefer?
331
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,145
To drink.
332
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,692
I've heard that you do
333
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,570
drink.
334
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,032
Well, it's...
335
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,868
Just call it a hobby.
Scotch on the rocks.
336
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,249
Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm out of scotch.
337
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,254
Can I give you something else?
338
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,217
Surprise me.
339
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,514
Oh, Mr. Helm,
340
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,225
for my cooperation, I want 2 things:
341
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,271
Massimo Contini destroyed
342
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,524
and $1 million.
343
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,032
$1 million, huh?
344
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,959
Oh, you're in luck, Mr. Helm.
345
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,731
Get out of the car.
346
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,234
Your hands in the air, please.
347
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,777
Wait just a minute!
348
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,320
Your identification.
349
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,906
Wait just a minute. Just a minute.
350
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,909
I'm Freya Carlson from
the Danish tourist bureau.
351
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,744
Oh, for heaven's sake,
put that silly gun away.
352
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,371
This happens to be Matt Helm,
353
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,748
one of america's most
distinguished photographers.
354
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,291
Well, that may be true, but...
355
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,417
No news from the chateau yet.
356
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,254
Uh, have you had your dinner?
357
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,382
Look, Miss Carlson, we've
just received reports of, uh,
358
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,384
an explosion and a
homicide in this building
359
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,302
that your Mr. Helm
was leaving so hastily.
360
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,222
Well, I would say leaving
the area of an explosion hastily
361
00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,558
is an extremely sensible reaction.
362
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,560
Uh, it must... it must
have been horrifying...
363
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,436
Will you shut up?
364
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,604
Come along, sir.
365
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,481
I'm only trying to help.
366
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:29,234
Don't do me a... You'll
help me right into death row.
367
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,361
Why don't you split. Go
call the American embassy.
368
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,363
I'm not running out on you.
369
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,157
Please, do me a... Run
out, huh? Desert! Desert!
370
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,826
Desert, please desert.
371
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,623
Why, Mr. Helm, what a pleasant surprise!
372
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:44,624
I hope so.
373
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,334
What is all this?
374
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,420
Excellency, we're checking
an explosion and a homicide...
375
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,380
Then I suggest that you get on with it.
376
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,382
I'll vouch for Mr. Helm.
377
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,883
Yes, Excellency.
378
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,846
Mr. Helm, I am count Massimo Contini.
379
00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,681
I know you by your reputation, of course.
380
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,308
Count Contini,
381
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,435
I've been trying to get in
touch with you for days.
382
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,395
We wanted permission to
photograph your chateau.
383
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,730
That would be my pleasure.
384
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,481
Shall we say 10:00 tomorrow morning?
385
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,150
Yes, fine. 10:00.
386
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,159
Who we? We? We? What's "we"?
387
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,036
Us. You and me. Hmm.
388
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,537
My orders from the tourist bureau
389
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,080
are to work directly under you.
390
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,333
Hmm. Directly under?
391
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,376
The first order is to get outta here.
392
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:29,836
Yes, sir.
393
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:30,962
Hmm.
394
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,132
Yes, ma'am.
395
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:20,261
Mr. Helm. I think we're stuck.
396
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,807
We're what? We're stuck.
397
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,433
We're stuck? Yeah.
398
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,396
Good.
399
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,356
Is that all you've got to say?
400
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,415
Oh, dear! I just ruined a
perfectly good pair of stockings.
401
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,875
Poor Lola made the headlines.
402
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,877
It was a rather noisy exit.
403
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,964
Arranged by you?
404
00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,842
But of course.
405
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:02,345
She met with Mr. Helm for
only one reason: to betray you.
406
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,930
So I simply stopped by her place
407
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,682
and dropped off a gift bottle of scotch.
408
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,268
With that inevitable kick in it.
409
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:12,647
But you disobeyed my orders,
you risked the life of Mr. Helm.
410
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,776
Oh, darling, we
discussed all that last night.
411
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:20,572
It seemed to me that you forgave me. No?
412
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,491
Last night I was in a forgiving mood.
413
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,537
This morning I'm thinking
realistically of $1 billion in gold
414
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,668
And Mr. Helm...
415
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,491
Whose character we will now test.
416
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:22,801
Mr. Helm, His Excellency
will see you now.
417
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:24,385
This way, please.
418
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,579
Miss Carlson. Mr. Helm.
419
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,290
You are prompt.
420
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,501
We couldn't wait to get
started, Your Excellency.
421
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:57,919
We?
422
00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,879
I'll take notes while
he takes the pictures.
423
00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:00,922
Mmm-hmm.
424
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,721
I'll take her anytime.
425
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,395
Miss Carlson, Mr. Helm,
426
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,689
My fiancee, Miss Linka Karensky.
427
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,359
Miss Karensky, they told me...
428
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:24,112
Linka. Please call me Linka, Mr. Helm.
429
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,241
Well, make mine Matt, ok?
430
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,326
They told me the count had great taste.
431
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,619
Who told you that?
432
00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:32,620
I did.
433
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:37,667
Uh, Mr. Helm, we came
here to work, remember?
434
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,336
Yes. Perhaps you'd like
to start in the conservatory.
435
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,047
Come along, my dear.
436
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,258
The view is simply breathtaking.
437
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,845
It sure is.
438
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,475
Was it something I said?
439
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:57,854
In our civilized business,
this is the traditional time
440
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:02,233
to offer you a cigarette or
some liquid refreshment perhaps.
441
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:06,821
But since we are professional
people, on limiting time schedules,
442
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:09,908
I suggest that we dispense
with such amenities.
443
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,744
Oh, no, let's not dispense
with any of those things.
444
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,789
But, of course, you're right. Karl...
445
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,259
There's so little time for grace
446
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:32,138
and civility in this
vulgar world of ours.
447
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:36,017
Well, I said it once and I'll
say it again, I like your style.
448
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,941
Actually, I would have preferred
to live in a different century.
449
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,984
Florence in the 13th,
or Germany in the 18th.
450
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,486
Wouldn't you, Mr. Helm?
451
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,905
It'd be all wrong, I'd
be dead by now. Hmm?
452
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,993
Which brings me precisely to the point.
453
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,371
You see, I know who you are, Mr. Helm.
454
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,456
An agent of I.C.E.
455
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,416
And I know why you came to Denmark.
456
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,294
To recover $1 billion in American gold.
457
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,340
Somebody's puttin' you on, count.
458
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,050
Please, Mr. Helm,
459
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,970
stupidity has a tendency
to make me impatient.
460
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,930
However,
461
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,391
luckily, I dislike unnecessary violence,
462
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,977
which may lead to unnecessary publicity.
463
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,312
Therefore, you are going to south america
464
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,481
on the next available flight.
465
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,483
With $1 million in cash.
466
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:30,780
Oh, I'd hate myself in the morning.
467
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,240
$2 million?
468
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,325
I'd hate myself twice in the morning.
469
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,369
I'd lose my sense of values.
470
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:37,829
You are interfering with plans
471
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,915
as delicately balanced
as a swiss chronometer.
472
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,838
Therefore I must kill you.
473
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,386
Uh, you remember what
you said about being stupid?
474
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:57,181
You think I walked in here
without knowing I could walk out?
475
00:41:57,223 --> 00:42:00,226
Now, the Danish tourist
bureau, they know where I am.
476
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:02,937
And they know the
minute I'm expected back.
477
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:07,358
If I don't show up, you're
gonna be up to your hips in cops.
478
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,278
Freya, uh,
479
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:13,614
uh, tell him the tourist bureau,
they know where I am, right?
480
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:14,866
Oh, no, Mr. Helm.
481
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,242
No, Mr. Helm?
482
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,244
No, our clients have complete privacy.
483
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,246
No one knows who you are.
484
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:26,586
Oh.
485
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,254
Hold it! Smile!
486
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,380
Ah! Oh!
487
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,592
Oh, they didn't smile.
488
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,180
Oh!
489
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,765
You'll be all right. Yes.
490
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,107
All right, get over there.
491
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,185
Come on!
492
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,441
Okay.
493
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,319
What... what makes
you think she can swim?
494
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,404
That was the only way to find out. Right?
495
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:36,823
Yeah, right, right.
496
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,326
Bah!
497
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:41,804
Get him!
498
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:48,394
Why are they bumping us, Mr. Helm?
499
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,123
They're coming, Mr. Helm!
500
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,506
Don't push me down. I can't see.
501
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,604
They're trying to kill us,
Mr. Helm. They're trying to kill us.
502
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,152
Drive faster.
503
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:20,611
Faster! You're an awful driver.
504
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:32,790
Hang onto your miniskirt.
505
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,762
At the tram, the road dead-ends.
506
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:40,608
Ooh.
507
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:27,863
Bring it down. Now!
508
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,765
It's occupied.
509
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,366
Please, just a minute.
510
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:30,134
For heaven's sake. Oh, no!
511
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:35,306
Get to the car.
512
00:49:58,162 --> 00:49:59,997
Hyah!
513
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,725
Yah!
514
00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:24,688
Ah!
515
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,548
You did? You'd better.
516
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:54,843
Each phase of the operation
has been advanced 8 hours.
517
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,185
You will have the
pleasure of killing Mr. Helm.
518
00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,600
Thank you very much, Your Excellency.
519
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,161
All right.
520
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:26,750
Get out and remember,
we'll call you. Out!
521
00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:25,434
♪
522
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:28,979
♪ I know why I've waited ♪
523
00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:32,024
♪ know why I've been blue ♪
524
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:36,236
♪ prayed each night for a room mate ♪
525
00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:40,115
♪ exactly like you ♪
526
00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:45,871
Mr. Helm? Mmm-hmm.
527
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:46,955
Yu-rang.
528
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,124
No, I didn't.
529
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,921
But since you're here,
why don't you sit down?
530
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,714
No, my name is Yu-rang.
531
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,551
Your name is Yu-rang? That's good.
532
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,106
Lie down. I want to talk to you.
533
00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:22,241
About a certain $1 billion in gold?
534
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,868
Half a billion, Mr. Helm.
535
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,039
I'm thinking of a partnership.
536
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,292
So am I.
537
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:38,215
Shall we, um, come to the point?
538
00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:46,056
Well, maybe you're in too big a hurry.
539
00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:48,392
Now that we're partners, uh,
540
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:51,854
why don't you just relax, Miss Yu-rang?
541
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,273
Let's not be formal, Matt.
542
00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:56,400
My first name is Wen.
543
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,611
Wen? Wen Yu-rang.
544
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,321
MMM-HMM.
545
00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:04,616
I say the answer's hello.
546
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,785
Mmm-hmm, hello.
547
00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:11,331
Now where did you say
my half a billion in gold was?
548
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,126
In the same place my half a billion is.
549
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,337
Pardon me, Mr. Helm.
550
00:54:18,547 --> 00:54:19,798
She's here.
551
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,637
No. Yes, she's here.
552
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,640
She's got a knife in her hand.
553
00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:30,809
I know she's got a knife in her hands.
554
00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:32,436
And I said I'd call you.
555
00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:35,439
But it's very important.
556
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,195
Uh, pardon me?
557
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,536
Oh, we're having a party, no?
558
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,622
Here.
559
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:55,000
They, um, they told me you were a unique
560
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,128
experience, Mr. Helm. Matt.
561
00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:03,217
Incredibly formidable, exciting.
562
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,345
Now I shall never find out.
563
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:09,515
Mr. Helm, Mr. Macdonald has been calling
564
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,308
and he's on his way here.
565
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,445
Oh, isn't that an
adorable mink, Mr. Helm?
566
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:29,034
Uh, I don't know what you've got,
567
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:31,620
but you sure got bad timing.
568
00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:42,005
Yes? Oh, Linka?
569
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,634
A lodge? I'd love to.
570
00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,892
Mr. Helm, aren't you gonna
wait for Mr. Macdonald?
571
00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:56,395
He cabled the bureau
that he'd be in tonight.
572
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:57,771
Want to do me a favor?
573
00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:58,897
Yes, sir.
574
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,607
Go play in the freeway.
575
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,610
Without a car.
576
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:17,833
J.B., please.
577
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:18,959
J.B.
578
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,795
Yes.
579
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:24,756
Establish an observation
post at Contini's chateau.
580
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:27,134
It'll be functional at 0800 hours.
581
00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:28,302
Right.
582
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:47,321
Mr. Macdonald, can you
give us any assurance
583
00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:50,324
that Matt Helm will
complete his mission on time?
584
00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:53,452
I regret to say that I
can't, Mr. Ambassador.
585
00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:56,496
You see, Matt's been out of
contact for the past 26 hours.
586
00:56:56,538 --> 00:57:00,542
Gentlemen, unless we
get that gold on Monday,
587
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,045
by noon the pound will be worthless.
588
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,964
In that event, how long could
the American dollar survive?
589
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,674
Can't we send in a task force?
590
00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:10,969
No, sir. We just can't risk a newsbreak.
591
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,429
However, I've notified Matt
592
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,765
that I'm on my way to Copenhagen.
593
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:17,059
I'll report to you by 0100.
594
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,311
Gentlemen.
595
00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:54,740
♪ If your sweetheart ♪
596
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:59,077
♪ puts a pistol in her bed ♪
597
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:05,333
♪ you'd do better ♪
598
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,879
♪ sleeping with your uncle fred ♪
599
00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:12,299
I told you I'd love to come.
600
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:16,428
Of course, but you... you startled me.
601
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:17,846
You weren't expecting me?
602
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,639
Oh, but I'm delighted you're here.
603
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:21,808
As a matter of fact, I
could use a little help.
604
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,226
Would you, please?
605
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,478
Hmm.
606
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:25,562
Oh!
607
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,399
Which way, up or down?
608
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:32,069
There's always a choice,
Mr. Helm, isn't there?
609
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,320
Mmm-hmm.
610
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:37,532
Thank you.
611
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,496
I thought you wanted to talk.
612
00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:43,997
Well, can't that wait?
613
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:47,417
I always prefer pleasure before business.
614
00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:51,004
Hmm. I bet your father
was a wise old gypsy.
615
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,006
Because I'm going barefoot?
616
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:54,424
Ah, just a thought.
617
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:57,010
But I like your thinkin'. Pleasure first.
618
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,182
Without interruptions.
619
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:03,767
Were you expecting someone?
620
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:07,229
Yeah. That nice friendly
character in your car.
621
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:10,857
But don't you worry about
him. He's taking a nice long nap.
622
01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:15,153
Oh, well, that was stupid.
Karl is no threat to you.
623
01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:17,948
And neither am I.
624
01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:24,663
So this is the place I was
gonna get shot in the back.
625
01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:29,292
Kind of a stylish pad
to, um, take off from.
626
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:32,587
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I took the gun.
627
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,468
Well, of course Contini
sent me here to kill you.
628
01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:40,387
But you see, on the way over here,
629
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:43,974
I changed my mind and I decided not to.
630
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,977
Mmm-hmm. After I
decked that friendly chap
631
01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:50,230
and after I took the
hardware, then you decided?
632
01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:51,690
Mr. Helm. Mmm-hmm?
633
01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:53,316
Come here.
634
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,696
You want me to lie down
so you can talk to me?
635
01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:01,783
Ok.
636
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,837
About a partnership.
637
01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:18,341
A full partnership? Name
on a rug, door, floor?
638
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,681
The full treatment.
639
01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:31,146
You see, the train has
stopped for Contini and me,
640
01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,900
and I'm getting off.
641
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,031
To wait for me?
642
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:42,282
Mmm-hmm.
643
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:45,243
Why?
644
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:47,913
Because I was told
645
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:52,125
you were well worth waiting for.
646
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,461
Gossip. Just gossip.
647
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,421
Don't you believe me?
648
01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:57,589
No.
649
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:01,259
Mr. Helm.
650
01:02:01,301 --> 01:02:03,845
Hmm?
651
01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:06,640
Look under the pillow
at your left-hand side.
652
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:18,652
You see, my friendly
chauffeur and, uh, the other gun
653
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,447
were just decoys.
654
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,909
And that is the gun I was
supposed to kill you with.
655
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,412
I'm even taking off my bracelet
656
01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:32,123
because I don't want
you to get scratched.
657
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:36,419
Now do you believe me?
658
01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:37,921
I'd better.
659
01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:41,967
You got a deal. Now, where is the gold?
660
01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:45,762
It's being moved right now.
661
01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:48,306
They won't believe this
down at the office either,
662
01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:51,101
but here's a straight question: where to?
663
01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,312
I really don't know.
664
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,148
And I won't know for hours.
665
01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:02,696
So you see, we've all
the time in the world.
666
01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:33,143
Horn. That's a horn. That's not a horn.
667
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:34,728
You didn't... That wasn't...
668
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:37,314
Tell me you didn't hear a
horn. You heard a horn?
669
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:41,234
She's here. She's here.
670
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:56,708
You got a deal, partner.
Now, you call me.
671
01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:24,694
♪
672
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,336
There's activity, but nothing conclusive.
673
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,921
Maintain surveillance.
674
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,089
Right.
675
01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:41,020
♪ Let me call you sweetheart ♪
676
01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:46,234
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
677
01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:53,783
♪ I haven't seen your face, dear ♪
678
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:59,080
♪ but your leg's will do ♪
679
01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:16,449
Each phase of our operation
has been advanced 10 hours.
680
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:17,742
Repeat, 10 hours.
681
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,244
Shipments will be delivered
682
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,496
according to my prearranged schedules.
683
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:24,415
But our tolerances have
been drastically reduced.
684
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:25,875
Macdonald is here.
685
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,252
Which means that I.C.E.,
686
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:30,255
has established red alert plus one.
687
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:31,714
You tried and failed.
688
01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,466
I won't tonight.
689
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:36,094
Words. I can't afford
the luxury of words.
690
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:39,055
There's been a serious
breakdown in security.
691
01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,057
The chateau has been
under surveillance for 7 hours.
692
01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:42,642
Deplorable!
693
01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:47,105
When the estate is re-secured
and quadrants checked,
694
01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,440
you will make a phone call to Mr. Helm
695
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:52,318
and you will arrange to meet
him at the usual rendezvous.
696
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,289
Ho-ho-ho-hold it.
697
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,625
Well, Matt.
698
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,920
Oh, Mr. Macdonald!
699
01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:14,966
Freya! For pete's sake, Freya!
700
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:16,426
Oh, let me look...
701
01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:19,304
Freya, how long has it been?
702
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,015
Uh, Prague or maybe it
was the Jefferson affair...
703
01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:24,767
Now don't tell me that you
know Little Miss Foul-up here?
704
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:26,019
Now just one minute.
705
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,770
I was told to work directly under you,
706
01:08:27,812 --> 01:08:28,980
and you refused to cooperate.
707
01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:30,398
You say that again,
708
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,609
I'm gonna teach you
to watch your language.
709
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,445
Matt, I told you we'd give
you all the protection we could.
710
01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:37,322
She's my protection?
711
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,365
She happens to be
with British intelligence.
712
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,367
I get it. You're trying to get rid of me.
713
01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:43,119
And an extremely efficient one, too.
714
01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,704
As a matter of fact, I've established
715
01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:47,415
an observation post
above Contini's chateau.
716
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,625
And what did you find out?
717
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,335
Nothing at all.
718
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,919
The agent was killed.
719
01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:54,005
Well, that figures.
720
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,424
And, in addition, I
was extremely efficient
721
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,551
at the tramway with Yu-rang, remember?
722
01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:01,429
Uh-huh. Oh, that was in the ladies' room.
723
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,473
Wait a minute. Yu-rang is here?
724
01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:05,683
Mmm-hmm.
725
01:09:05,725 --> 01:09:07,560
Well, that's trouble in spades.
726
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:09,145
She's Contini's top agent in hong kong.
727
01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,064
Matt, what inning is it?
728
01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:13,483
I think it's the 9th inning
and you're right on target.
729
01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:15,109
Contini is our guy.
730
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,403
The United States is
holding a 5% finder's fee
731
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:19,822
for that gold, and no questions asked.
732
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,282
$50 million, huh?
733
01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,368
Well, I'm supposed to meet Linka tonight,
734
01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:26,329
and they've set me up for a hit.
735
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:28,956
But I'm gonna shock
her out of her miniskirt.
736
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,085
Oh, would you answer that, please?
737
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:33,252
No, over there.
738
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,880
And if it's little Linka, stall.
739
01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:38,257
You know what that means, stall.
740
01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:41,052
Mr. Helm's suite.
741
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:44,305
Uh, no, he isn't at the moment.
742
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:45,807
May I take a message?
743
01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,310
Thank you.
744
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,104
It was your little Linka.
745
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,189
Huh, they really think I'm buying.
746
01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:55,817
Now if only I knew where Yu-rang lived,
747
01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:59,404
I would have had a
cozy little chat with her.
748
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,114
It just so happens that I know
749
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:03,408
where Yu-rang hangs her kimono.
750
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:05,910
I bet you do. 10-to-one, you don't.
751
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:09,247
Bet.
752
01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:10,748
You just remember that
753
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:12,917
this happens to be my home cricket pitch.
754
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,337
Well, stop pitching
your cricket and give.
755
01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:18,589
The House of 7 Joys.
Number 5, Viking Street.
756
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,216
10-to-one?
757
01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,219
Matt, hold it.
758
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,721
Now, be sensible.
759
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,723
Use your head for
something beside a target.
760
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:28,266
You're walking into a firing squad.
761
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:30,017
I'm glad you're worried about me,
762
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:31,602
but, uh, I'm gonna be sensible.
763
01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:34,981
I'm using my head. I'm
not meeting Linka tonight.
764
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,774
You're pickin' her up.
765
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:40,236
Hello.
766
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,822
Oh, hello, partner.
767
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:45,825
We have a golden opportunity, partner.
768
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:50,121
So why don't you meet
me as soon as possible
769
01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:53,666
at the House of 7 Joys. Viking street.
770
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:57,420
Uh, no. It's honest time
now. The House of 7 Joys?
771
01:10:57,462 --> 01:11:00,214
That's, uh, Yu-rang's pad.
772
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:03,968
We'll meet in the
open. Uh, tivoli gardens.
773
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:05,386
West gate.
774
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:07,346
And one more thing, sweetheart.
775
01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:08,806
I know where the gold is,
776
01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:10,808
so that makes me the senior partner.
777
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,649
I believe he does know.
778
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,692
He may,
779
01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:22,236
and he may not.
780
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,200
But I can't afford to speculate.
781
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,669
Permit me, Mr. Helm.
782
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,008
May I, Mr. Helm?
783
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,263
Thank you.
784
01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,722
This way, please.
785
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,401
May I call you "partner"?
786
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,445
It was thoughtful of
you to call me, Mr. Helm,
787
01:12:46,487 --> 01:12:48,531
with such an attractive proposal.
788
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,449
Oh, don't knock it, honey.
789
01:12:50,491 --> 01:12:52,660
The finder's fee is $50 million.
790
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,454
No questions, no strings.
791
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,832
His Excellency would have questions.
792
01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,960
Who's he gonna ask?
Other guys wearing stripes?
793
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,756
What's to prevent me
taking the whole bowl of rice?
794
01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:07,633
The billion?
795
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:10,928
Well, in the first place, you
don't have Contini's contacts,
796
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,016
and you're too little for that much loot.
797
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,852
And your share?
798
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:21,230
Oh, I'm an agent of
I.C.E. I don't get one yen.
799
01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:24,400
Oh, you... you're
doing this only for duty?
800
01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:26,485
Well, you're a generous person.
801
01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:28,905
I figure, later on, christmas time,
802
01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,656
you might send me a card or something.
803
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,325
Forgive me, Yu-rang.
804
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:35,328
There's a call from your
headquarters in bombay.
805
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:37,371
Oh, excuse me.
806
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,165
Oh, no.
807
01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:42,335
Mr. Helm, betraying Massimo Contini
808
01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:44,795
is both dangerous and unprofitable.
809
01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:10,279
Mr. Helm.
810
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:13,366
You've caused me a
great deal of inconvenience.
811
01:14:15,826 --> 01:14:19,246
Well, you have to admit
it's been a 2-way street.
812
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,083
Were you tempted by his offer, my dear?
813
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,669
Of course not, Your Excellency.
814
01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:29,382
That offer, Mr. Helm,
removed my last nagging doubt.
815
01:14:29,423 --> 01:14:31,384
You don't know where the gold is,
816
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,552
otherwise you would not have attempted
817
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:36,180
to corrupt my loyal servant, Yu-rang.
818
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,142
Oh, we know where it is.
819
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,437
And, uh, that offer was
plain common sense.
820
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,691
We want to avoid publicity
and also we want to avoid
821
01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,275
killing a couple of dozen people.
822
01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:49,902
No.
823
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:52,947
Now I can proceed precisely on schedule.
824
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,450
Well, uh, you've forgotten something.
825
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,911
I'm here. You're here.
826
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:00,997
Yu-rang and her friendly apes are here.
827
01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:05,209
But where is Macdonald?
828
01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:10,089
I would like to play
poker with you, Mr. Helm,
829
01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:12,717
because you lie so unconvincingly.
830
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,072
Just in the nick of time.
831
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:39,827
I was terribly disappointed
832
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:42,872
that you couldn't keep
our rendezvous, Mr. Helm.
833
01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:44,498
But Mr. Macdonald proved to be
834
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,543
very cooperative, shall we say?
835
01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:50,755
Oh, that's Mac, all
right. Anything to help.
836
01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,673
But one thing, we gotta get going.
837
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:10,566
Well, if it isn't Miss Carlson.
838
01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:15,780
My dear, you must be
terribly dedicated to your work
839
01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,157
to wear an atrocious wig like that.
840
01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:22,244
How very common of you to mention it.
841
01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:46,769
Your question, I believe,
was, "where is Mr. Macdonald?"
842
01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:52,024
You sure are somethin', Count.
843
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:54,777
But I gotta tell you, I'm
holdin' aces, back-to-back.
844
01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,488
You're called, Mr. Helm.
845
01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:00,699
Operation Rainbow.
846
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,329
Go on.
847
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,456
Lola Medina.
848
01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:09,708
The wild gypsy with the wise old pappy,
849
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,293
and the noisy bottles.
850
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,003
She was your fun and games
851
01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,840
while Operation Rainbow
was being planned.
852
01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,384
And you want to know
something about gypsies?
853
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,886
They love to drink and they love to talk.
854
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:25,224
I'm sorry you said that, Mr. Helm.
855
01:17:25,266 --> 01:17:29,186
Because it brings our
pleasant little chat to an end.
856
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:32,022
Hold on, Mac.
857
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:57,089
The tracks have been
cleared to Luxembourg.
858
01:17:57,131 --> 01:17:59,091
Proceed to phase 8 immediately.
859
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:07,349
Be so good as to execute
Messieurs Helm and Macdonald.
860
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,351
And don't forget Miss Carlson.
861
01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:02,655
Raise the inside cylinder.
862
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,242
Remove the glass wall.
863
01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:11,247
And get ready.
864
01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:26,762
How very unfortunate.
865
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:27,763
Tsk, tsk.
866
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,731
Get our pal to a hospital.
867
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,067
Oh, never mind me. Just stop Contini.
868
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:56,583
That could have been you.
869
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:57,793
Never.
870
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,004
Never. Never. Never. Never. Never.
871
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:15,060
Hurry it up.
872
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,228
Yes, Your Excellency.
873
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:17,271
Don't just stand there.
874
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:18,981
Yes, Your Excellency.
875
01:20:19,023 --> 01:20:21,734
The shipment will be
en route to Luxembourg
876
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:23,319
at h-hour minus 10.
877
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,838
Yu-rang, intercept Matt Helm.
878
01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:46,717
He's traveling towards the
chateau, south by southwest.
879
01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:48,886
Yes, Your Excellency.
880
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:50,095
Turn around.
881
01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:04,777
Turn left at the intersection.
I know a shortcut.
882
01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,489
Are you sure?
883
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,324
Yes, I'm sure. Turn left.
884
01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:15,412
Must be the wig.
885
01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:17,039
I beg your pardon?
886
01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,332
Well, I mean you...
887
01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:23,670
At the House of 7 Joys,
you didn't do one thing wrong.
888
01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,483
Turn right, right here.
889
01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:19,977
Somebody put a river here.
890
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:26,233
I'll see if it's too deep to cross.
891
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:55,304
It's fine.
892
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:41,934
It's too deep.
893
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:44,394
Too deep, huh?
894
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:49,024
Look, I want to ask you... I
want to ask you a question.
895
01:23:49,066 --> 01:23:50,817
Whose side are you on?
896
01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:57,324
Well, I'm an agent.
897
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,701
And I... I also happen to be a good one.
898
01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:02,579
And I'm also a woman.
899
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,877
It was the wig.
900
01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:13,757
Get rid of it! Throw it! Throw it!
901
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:16,301
Not at me!
902
01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,398
Ching! To the river!
903
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:39,908
I want to talk to you.
904
01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:42,953
I want to talk to you, too,
after the job's finished.
905
01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:15,277
Mr. Helm, I'm afraid the car is broken.
906
01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:16,403
The car's broken?
907
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,529
Yes.
908
01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:19,656
Oh, my hat! My hat's ok.
909
01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:26,288
Hey, come here.
910
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,169
Your hat's not broken, huh?
911
01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:33,712
No.
912
01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:36,548
Your head's broken.
Grab a hold. That's right.
913
01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:18,382
You through?
914
01:26:43,365 --> 01:26:44,825
You are on their side.
915
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,118
I am not.
916
01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:09,391
Up you go.
917
01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:15,439
Uh, Mr... Mr. Helm, I
think you should know
918
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,607
that I-I'm a bit of a
coward about flying.
919
01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:19,067
Good.
920
01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:21,445
Mr. Helm! Look!
921
01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:53,894
Contini's.
922
01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:29,262
Band 05, come in.
923
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,308
Are you reading me, Matt?
924
01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:35,018
Time's running out, Mr. Macdonald
925
01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:36,853
for the British pound,
the American dollar,
926
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,146
the free world.
927
01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:39,523
I can send in a division of troops.
928
01:28:39,564 --> 01:28:41,274
No. No.
929
01:28:43,109 --> 01:28:45,695
Until I contact Matt,
we can't make a move.
930
01:28:50,367 --> 01:28:52,786
Get on with it, frankie. Move it nearer.
931
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,079
Yes, Your Excellency.
932
01:29:04,548 --> 01:29:05,632
Matt Helm.
933
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,302
They will take care of Mr. Helm's
934
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,346
terminal liquidation. Come on.
935
01:29:14,057 --> 01:29:16,184
If they happen to fail,
you will execute plan 2.
936
01:29:16,226 --> 01:29:17,602
Yes, Your Excellency.
937
01:29:17,644 --> 01:29:19,271
Unfortunately, I can't stay to savor
938
01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:20,605
Mr. Helm's final departure.
939
01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:22,774
But Luxembourg, I
shall expect you to dine.
940
01:29:32,576 --> 01:29:34,578
He's landing behind the chateau.
941
01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:44,754
Let's go!
942
01:29:58,351 --> 01:30:00,437
From the window there!
943
01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,290
Mr. Helm.
944
01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:03,333
Goodbye.
945
01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,222
Our business must remain unfinished.
946
01:31:12,342 --> 01:31:13,510
I'm sorry, Matt.
947
01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:53,378
Oh, dear.
948
01:34:13,314 --> 01:34:16,359
Just a minute. I'm not
through with you yet.
949
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,883
I could indulge myself
by killing you, Mr. Helm.
950
01:36:03,925 --> 01:36:05,885
But I will leave that small chore
951
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:07,679
to your colleague, Miss Carlson.
952
01:36:25,655 --> 01:36:28,199
Oh, no. Oh!
953
01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,189
Aah!
954
01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:06,487
Oh! I'm... I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?
955
01:37:06,529 --> 01:37:08,114
Of course you hurt me.
956
01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:16,331
Ok, let's...
957
01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:18,416
No, no, no, come with
me. I know a better way.
958
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:20,376
Are you sure it's not occupied?
959
01:37:46,736 --> 01:37:48,363
Isn't this fun?
960
01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:56,162
Well, isn't it?
961
01:38:27,777 --> 01:38:29,695
Oh, isn't this wonderful?
962
01:38:31,656 --> 01:38:32,824
I just can't wait.
963
01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:35,493
You can't wait?
964
01:38:35,535 --> 01:38:38,413
You know, like you
say, to have our little talk.
965
01:38:50,049 --> 01:38:52,093
Mr. Helm, there it is! There!
966
01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,078
Oh, isn't this exciting?
967
01:40:30,358 --> 01:40:32,902
Are you comfortable, my dear?
968
01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:35,029
Yes, very comfortable, thank you.
969
01:40:36,489 --> 01:40:38,533
Mr. Helm!
970
01:40:38,574 --> 01:40:40,743
Mr. Helm!
971
01:40:53,923 --> 01:40:57,635
Mr. Helm, I lost my... I lost my hat!
972
01:41:01,806 --> 01:41:04,850
Mr. Helm! I'm slipping!
973
01:41:09,230 --> 01:41:11,232
I'm slipping!
974
01:41:32,587 --> 01:41:35,214
Mr. Helm, is my hair a mess?
975
01:41:36,382 --> 01:41:37,466
What?
976
01:41:37,508 --> 01:41:38,843
Is my hair a mess?
977
01:41:38,884 --> 01:41:40,761
You wanna know the truth? Yeah.
978
01:41:40,803 --> 01:41:42,054
You're a mess!
979
01:42:01,324 --> 01:42:02,950
Mr. Macdonald... Hold it. Hold it.
980
01:42:02,992 --> 01:42:05,786
I'm getting through to him. Matt?
981
01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:08,289
Matt, where the hell are you?
982
01:42:08,331 --> 01:42:10,708
Oh, I'm in Contini's diesel.
983
01:42:10,750 --> 01:42:12,501
And what's left of him is... is
984
01:42:12,543 --> 01:42:15,129
up the track about 30
miles from his chateau.
985
01:42:16,339 --> 01:42:18,549
Yeah... yeah, I got the gold.
986
01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:20,551
And I got a couple of questions.
987
01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:23,387
Where do I take it and
how do you stop this thing?
988
01:42:23,429 --> 01:42:26,265
Don't stop. We're rerouting
you to Copenhagen
989
01:42:26,307 --> 01:42:27,725
on automatic signals.
990
01:42:27,767 --> 01:42:30,019
We'll take over from there. And, Matt,
991
01:42:30,061 --> 01:42:32,521
Don't let one damn thing go wrong.
992
01:43:13,521 --> 01:43:15,022
Nothing will go wrong.
993
01:43:31,872 --> 01:43:35,501
Hey, do you think we can have our
994
01:43:35,543 --> 01:43:37,086
little talk now?
995
01:43:45,469 --> 01:43:48,180
♪ We're gonna talk a little ♪
996
01:43:48,222 --> 01:43:50,307
♪ kiss a little ♪
997
01:43:50,349 --> 01:43:54,478
♪ nothing's gonna
stop our bliss a little ♪
998
01:43:54,520 --> 01:43:56,480
♪ and when our talk is through ♪
999
01:43:56,522 --> 01:43:58,274
♪ about me and you ♪
1000
01:44:25,593 --> 01:44:27,762
♪ on the street of many pleasures ♪
1001
01:44:27,803 --> 01:44:29,722
♪ street of many pleasures ♪
1002
01:44:29,764 --> 01:44:31,474
♪ stands the House of 7 Joys ♪
1003
01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,517
♪ House of 7 Joys ♪
1004
01:44:33,559 --> 01:44:35,519
♪ like you see it in the movies ♪
1005
01:44:35,561 --> 01:44:37,438
♪ see it in the movies ♪
1006
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:39,315
♪ it's for groovy girls and boys ♪
1007
01:44:39,356 --> 01:44:40,775
♪ groovy girls and boys ♪
1008
01:44:40,816 --> 01:44:43,235
♪ yeah, in this oriental palace ♪
1009
01:44:43,277 --> 01:44:44,695
♪ pa pa pa ♪
1010
01:44:44,737 --> 01:44:46,864
♪ you are welcome night and day ♪
1011
01:44:46,906 --> 01:44:48,199
♪ pa pa pa ♪
1012
01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:51,702
♪ recommended by Matt Helm ♪
1013
01:44:51,744 --> 01:44:54,079
♪ and by the A.A.A. ♪
1014
01:44:54,121 --> 01:44:55,456
♪ Ah so ♪
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