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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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What on Earth
was that?!
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JIMMY:
My name is Jimmy Valmer.
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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And I am very f-f-fast.
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When I was born, my parentsknew I was different.
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I'm sorry,
Mr. and Mrs. Valmer.
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Your newborn son will never
be able to walk.
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But he will be
extremely good at comedy.
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[ Cries ]
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Wow! What
a t-t-terrific audience.
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[ Cries ]
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As I got older,my powers only increased.
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What do you call cheese
that isn't yours?
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WOMAN: [ Screams ]
Help!
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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[ Whoosh! Zap! ]
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Nacho Cheese.
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[ Laughter ]
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And now I lookfor others like me
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to fight crime
as part of a superhero team.
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I am...
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Fa-Fa-Fastpass.
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[ Claps ]
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Okay, okay,
thank you, Fastpass.
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I like it. What do you guys think?
We definitely don't have anyone
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with super-human speed
in our franchise.
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Fastpass, what makes you
feel qualified
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to be part of
our cinematic universe?
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Well, besides
being super f-f-fast,
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I also have
a good attitude
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and flexibility with my schedule
on weekends.
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Fastpass,
welcome to Coon and Friends.
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You are about to make
a shit load of money.
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CARTMAN:
All right, superheroes,
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it's time to layout
our plan of action.
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As you can see, I have divided
the franchise plan
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into three phases.
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Phase one begins with
"The Coon" Netflix series
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and goes through
the "Coon and Friends United,"
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movie where we introduce
Tool Shed and the Human Kite.
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In phase two,
we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"
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followed by an origin movie
about Mosquito.
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Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy!
I get my own origin movie?!
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Bzzztzt!
That's right.
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It's in Phase two
that we will finally introduce
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Tupperware,
our black superhero,
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like an ace in the hole.
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Whoa, whoa. Wait.
How come we gotta start off
with a Netflix series?
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Can't we just go
right into movies?
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Netflix is starving for
new shows right now, Toolshed.
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They will literally buy anything
people pitch them.
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We need to strike
while the iron is hot.
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Later, in phase three, we can
finally get to Civil War,
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where we will all --
[ Alarm blares ]
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What is it?!
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Incoming Facetime call
from SuperCraig!
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CARTMAN:
On screen!
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You guys,we have a big problem.
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What is it, SuperCraig?
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Somebody is messingwith our Facebook page.
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They're spreadingall these lies
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and saying we like,burn the American flag
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and pee in each other's mouths.
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Spreading lies how?
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Take a look.Someone is systematically
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targetingour Facebook followers
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and feeding themmisinformation.
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Who would deliberately
use Facebook
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in such
a horribly reckless way?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Butters, you're not looking
at boobies again, are you?
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No, Dad,
I'm not looking at boobies.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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Butters.
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Oh, hey, fellas!
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Butters,
are you using Facebook
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to fuck with
our superhero franchise?
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Umm...
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Nope.
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Butters.
Butters!
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Yes, fellas?
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Dude, listen, we don't
have time for this.
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Right now,
Netflix is buying
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any show
that people pitch them.
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We have a real shot
at starting our franchise,
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and you are a part
of that franchise plan, okay?
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We have movies planned
for the bad guy!
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You mean
like "Suicide Squad"?
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Yes!
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"Suicide Squad"
sucked.
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Butters!
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Butters, you can't just
make stuff up about us.
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People are thinking
it's true.
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Look, fellas, you have a right
to be on Facebook,
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and I have a right
to be on Facebook.
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And sometimes, that's going
to cause a little...
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chaos.
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Gotta get to class.
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Dude.
What a dick!
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If we don't find
a way to stop him,
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we're never going to make
any money, you guys.
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♪♪
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Thanks for coming,
everyone.
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I know you are all concerned
as Sarah and I are
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about what's happening
to our children.
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I just can't believe
that children in our town
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are dressing up
in hero costumes
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and peeing
in each other's mouths.
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And who are these kids?
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Does anyone know?
They're wearing capes
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and forcing objects into
their own rectal cavities.
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Why?
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We were shocked to read that
a young African-American boy
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is wearing Tupperware
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and defecating on girls
while they sleep.
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What if those kids are
hanging out with our kids?
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You know what I think
the problem is?
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Facebook.
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Facebook?
How so?
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Well, look,
we all know there's
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a lot of mixing
of truth and fiction
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that's been
on Facebook lately.
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And children lack
the cognitive ability
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to determine what's true
and what isn't on Facebook.
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That's why we now have
young kids
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dressing up in costumes,
eating poop,
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and having sex
with antelopes in our town.
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Maybe we need to get our kids
off of Facebook.
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That'll never happen.
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You know what I say we do?
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Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg
to come and talk to us all
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about our concerns
in this community.
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Do you really think
he'd come?
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Why not give it a try?
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Let's invite
Mark Zuckerberg here
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and see
what he has to say.
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I'm sure he's
a reasonable person.
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[ Sips ]
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Who are you?!
What do you want?!
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I'm here about the job?
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Oh, are you Adam?
Well, come on in!
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You're making
a smart career choice, Adam.
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You see, what we do here
is utilize Facebook
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not only to spread chaos
but to actually profit from it.
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You'll find the hours
very reasonable,
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and I'm working on getting
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full health and dental
for all employees.
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Here's your
company uniform.
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You see,
what I've done, Adam,
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is built a completely
self-sustaining chaos machine --
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You look fantastic --
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doing nothing more than what
Facebook was designed to do.
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I make money from Facebook
for my fake content
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in order to pay Facebook
to promote my fake stories.
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And thusly,
we're growing bigger every day.
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Everyone, can I have
your attention please?
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We have
a new agent of chaos.
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Please welcome
Adam Borque.
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[ Scattered applause ]
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Here you go. You can
take this workstation, Adam.
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Just start writing
horrible things about people
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and presenting it as reality
on Facebook.
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All right! Don't forget
we have a chaos quota, gang!
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Let's really
fuck shit up.
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MR. MACKEY:
All right. Can everyone
hear me in the back?
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M'kay We're gonna
get started here.
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I know you all
have a lot of questions,
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so without further ado,
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let me introduce
Mark Zuckerberg.
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Thanks for coming,
Mr. Zuckerberg.
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Thank you.
It is a great honor
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to be here
amongst all of you.
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For those few
who don't know,
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could you tell us
who you are?
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I am the founder and chairman
of FACEBOOK.
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But I also have a style that is
completely unblockable.
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Okay,
we'll let him speak,
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and then we'll open the floor
to some questions
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if there's time.
Thank you.
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Thank you, right.
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All right. Everyone here
wants to see my style.
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But first what I'll need
is a volunteer.
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Yes, you sir?
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Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook
has become a tool
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for some to disrupt our country
and our community --
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You say these things
like they are my fault,
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and yet they are not.
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Well, you did
create a platform
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with a monetary incentive
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for people
to spread misinformation.
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[ Chuckles ]
Now I see you're trying
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to use your style over mine.
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Now, you try
to block me.
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Brzzz! Byeow!
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Now you have learned
that you cannot block me, yes?
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Yes.
What is your question?
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How are we supposed
to keep our kids --
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Ba-ba-ba-baaa!
Ztzztzzzt!
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Shwa! Ahh!
Pos-brb!
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[ Mimics explosion ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Wilson Aubrey?
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Yeah.
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It's us, your heroes,
Coon and Friends.
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We're, uh...
just wondering
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why you stopped following us
on Instagram.
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Because you victimize
innocent people
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and poop in
little girls' mouths.
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That's not true,
Wilson.
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We're Coon and Friends,
not Harvey Weinstein.
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Facebook says it's true.
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But it's not true.
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But Facebook
says it's true.
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Okay, but it's not true,
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and you need to have
your own fucking brain
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and decide shit
for yourself!
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[ Screams ]
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God damn it!
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Let's just face it.
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We're never gonna have
a superhero franchise!
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It's so unfair!
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Come on, fellas.
We can't let Butters win.
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Forget it, Fastpass.
The world hates us now.
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Yeah, nobody
believes in us.
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We believe in each other,
don't we?
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Who cares what
everyone else thinks?
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I joined this franchise
because I believe
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that it can make
a lot of money.
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And being a superhero means
you keep believing in that money
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no matter how hard
things get.
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Fastpass is right.
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We've let all this distract us
from what's important.
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We just need to get
the Netflix series
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and let our superhero franchise
speak for itself.
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Coon, everybody hates us.
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Maybe so, but we
know who we are.
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We are Coon Friends because
we care about each other,
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because we have
each other's backs.
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And when things
look their darkest,
255
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,246
these heroes
will stand together and re--
256
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,181
Hey, babe,
what's up?
257
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,757
[ Sighs ]
258
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,359
[ Sniffles ]
259
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,061
[ Groans ]
260
00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,765
What are you up to?
261
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,801
Nothing. Just fucking
wearing sweet costumes,
262
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,868
talking about fighting evil.
263
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,904
Is that okay?
264
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,305
I just -- I thought we were
meeting at the park.
265
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,608
You didn't
text or anything.
266
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,143
Oh, my God. Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
267
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,212
Sorry!
I won't interrupt.
268
00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,249
Because we are
Coon and Friends,
269
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,918
and as long as
we have each other,
270
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,988
we can do anything!
271
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,828
I swear that was the worst
public speaker I've ever seen.
272
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,796
What was
Mark Zuckerberg's point?
273
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,865
I don't even understand
what that was about.
274
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,166
Guess nobody realized
275
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,701
Mark Zuckerberg
was such a penis.
276
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,703
What the hell?!
277
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,971
It's Mark Zuckerberg.
278
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,373
I know who it is!
279
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,108
Excuse me,
what are you doing here?
280
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,343
I was invited here
by people.
281
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,278
We invited you
to come speak
282
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,381
to our community
about our problems!
283
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:52,784
Ah! I see what you did there.
Trying to block me, right?
284
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,687
I am tired of eating chips.
What else is there?
285
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,788
Hey!
286
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,356
Get out of our fridge.
287
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,725
[ Chuckles ] This puny
refrigerator could not block me.
288
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,260
What makes you think
you can?
289
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,062
Now, you listen here!
I will not --
290
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,163
Bzzt!
291
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,767
Oh! Jrmm!
Pyow! Wha!
292
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,003
[ Chuckles ] You are no match
for my style.
293
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,439
[ Car alarm chirps ]
294
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,881
So, where are we headed?
Perhaps we should get some food.
295
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,250
What -- Excuse me,
this is our car.
296
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,885
You call this a car?
297
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,054
It wasn't even remotely able
to block me.
298
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,156
What is this car's style?
299
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,391
Get -- Get out of here,
you -- you penis!
300
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,127
[ Chuckles ]
You say I am a penis,
301
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,462
and yet I am not a penis.
302
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,931
[ Telephones ringing ]
303
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,000
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?
304
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,703
Uh, yes, hello, we have
an idea for a show
305
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,805
that we think would be great
for Netflix.
306
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,306
Okay, great.
Would you like a pilot
307
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,241
or just go straight to
an order of six episodes?
308
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,177
We'd like to go
right into six episodes
309
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,812
with a pickup option
at the end of three.
310
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,280
Got it. Can you start shooting
next month?
311
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,849
Got a show about
transsexual dragons here!
312
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,117
Yes, we're ready to start
right now.
313
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,952
We are very, very excited.
314
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,154
Okay, sounds great.
We'll send you the contracts.
315
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,923
Oh, and, uh,
what's the show about?
316
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,191
It's a stand-alone series
317
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,026
about a superhero
called The Coon
318
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,994
before he joins
Coon and Friends.
319
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,830
Coon and Friends?
320
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,765
You mean the kids
I just read about in the news
321
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,366
who stabbed Jessica Alba?
322
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,103
Look, you didn't -- you didn't
read that on the news.
323
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,804
You read that on Facebook.
324
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,006
Aw, man, here we go.
325
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,175
Yeah uh, digit,
we've never done this before,
326
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,277
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to pass on your show.
327
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,179
Listen to me!
328
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,448
There are falsehoods
about us on Facebook
that are not true!
329
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,851
Well, then you should
have those things taken down.
330
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,185
It can't be that hard.
331
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,221
It's a lot harder
than you think!
332
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,456
Look, we'd love
to approve your show,
333
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,792
but you need to get those things
cleared up first, okay?
334
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,460
Thanks for calling.
335
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,462
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?
336
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,838
What the --
Who are you?
337
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,974
I believe
that's Mark Zuckerberg.
338
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,375
Hey, that's my soup!
339
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,244
So, you are trying
to block me, huh?
340
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,879
That's fine.
What's your style?
341
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,081
I don't have a style!
342
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,821
Hey!
Get out of my bed!
343
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,389
I was invited here.
344
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,392
I am only making use of a bed
for sleeping, yes?
345
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,094
We just wanted you
to come
346
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,228
share your insights
on Facebook!
347
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,396
Shnn!
348
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,432
Oh, my head! My head!
Shaaa!
349
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,835
You should have worked with me
when you had the chance.
350
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,904
Now you lie
over there, dead.
351
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,109
Attention,
employees.
352
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,445
Kelly Shmidt has just written
her 100th fake blog post
353
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,215
that was shared over 1,000 times
on Facebook.
354
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,883
Let's hear it for Kelly!
355
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,351
[ Applause ]
356
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,220
Don't forget about
those Chaos incentives!
357
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,522
You too can benefit
from pandemonium.
358
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,060
Butters!
359
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,962
Oh, no!
It's Coon and Friends!
360
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:51,930
Ahh!
Oh, no!
361
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,364
Oh, no!
362
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,966
Calm down, everyone.
Stick to your work.
363
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,068
I will deal
with these trespassers.
364
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,037
We're here
to put an end to you, Chaos!
365
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,905
Yeah! I don't have
butt sex with antelopes,
366
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,941
and Token doesn't poop
in girls' mouths!
367
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,310
It's the 21st century,
gentlemen.
368
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,545
There's nothing illegal
about what I'm doing.
369
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,282
Yeah? Nothing illegal about us
kicking your a-a-ass either.
370
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,051
Actually that is illegal.
371
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,954
And besides, you can't do
anything to me.
372
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:16,988
[ Whistles ]
373
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,291
Hyah! Syo-yo-yo!
374
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,559
[ Whoosh! ]
375
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,329
Wah! So, this is
the Coon and Friends
376
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,997
that you have
told me about.
377
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,399
I warn you, my fighting style
is unsurpassed.
378
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,469
Who the S-S-S-Sam Hell
is that?
379
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,937
I think
that's Mark Zuckerberg.
380
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,472
You wanna get
to Butters, right?
381
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,507
You're gonna have
to get through me, huh!
382
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,444
Dude. This kid
is deliberately lying about us
383
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,312
on your platform
for no other reason
384
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,480
than to cause harm.
385
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,082
Why are you
protecting him?
386
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:48,186
Simple.
He paid me $17.23.
387
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,654
It's the Facebook
safeguard program.
388
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,489
Just $17 monthly
gets you
389
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,191
personal protection
from Mark Zuckerberg.
390
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,026
Come on!
What's your style?
391
00:14:56,595 --> 00:15:01,466
[ Clamoring ]
392
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,168
All right. All right.
Everyone calm down.
393
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,271
I can't hear over all you!
394
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,939
You have
to do something!
395
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,307
This guy is going around
396
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,476
acting like everyone's stuff
is his!
397
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,678
I'm sick of getting
out of the shower
398
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,048
to find Mark Zuckerberg
sitting on my toilet!
399
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,384
Zuckerberg ate everything
in our freezer
400
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,986
and then helped himself
to my wife's lubricant!
401
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,656
[ Indistinct shouting ]
402
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,491
All right. All right.
Everyone!
403
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,160
I just want
to know one thing.
404
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:33,998
Who invited him here?
405
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,068
Come on. Who invited
Mark Zuckerberg to town
406
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,338
in the first place?
407
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,307
-We did.
-We did.
408
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,175
Huh? What's that?
409
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,978
We invited Mark Zuckerberg
to town.
410
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,680
Uh-huh.
That's what I thought.
411
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,149
You all brought Mark Zuckerberg
into your lives
412
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,051
and now you want the police
to shoot him.
413
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,552
Please,
you don't understand.
414
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,688
He's --
he's such a penis.
415
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,990
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his
voice is dubbed
416
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,259
and he does all
his own sound effects...
417
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,695
Well, that doesn't mean
he's done anything illegal.
418
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,698
Now, the police will help deal
with Mark Zuckerberg, but...
419
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,533
we aren't going to shoot him.
420
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,501
[ Crowd groans ]
421
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,271
I'm sorry,
that's just the way it is.
422
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,673
You all should have thought
harder about this
423
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,675
before letting him
into your lives.
424
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:26,351
When we all became superheroes,
we took an oath.
425
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,587
that no matter what it took we
would make shit loads of money.
426
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,190
But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg,
right now...
427
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,558
we are a superhero group
428
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,393
that can't even get a show
on Netflix.
429
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,195
Zuckerberg is the key.
430
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,197
He's the only person
who can shut down Facebook.
431
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,065
How are we going to get him
to do that?
432
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,002
We're gonna beat him
at his own game.
433
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,241
[ Police radio chatter ]
434
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,577
We got the west entrance
to town secure.
435
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,512
How you guys doing
out east?
436
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,347
Here he comes.
437
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,053
Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg.
That's gonna have to be it.
438
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,122
Can't let you into town.
439
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,290
So, you think
you can block me?
440
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,526
Look, people
don't want you here okay?
441
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,094
This is a quiet little town
and...
442
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,596
[ Laughs ]
You cannot block me.
443
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,765
There's plenty of other places
you can go, sir.
444
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,799
Can you please just --
445
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,369
[ Vocalizes action sounds ]
446
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,038
Don't --
Don't do that please --
447
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,141
[ Vocalizing continues ]
448
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,176
My brain! My brain!
Aah!
449
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,413
He walked through.
450
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,381
[ Vocalizing continues ]
Aah! My my car! My car!
451
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,485
Oh, my God!
It's Mark Zuckerberg!
452
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,255
[ Vocalizing continues ]
453
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,723
Oh, my God!
How'd he do that?!
454
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,659
[ Zip! ]
455
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,665
What's the matter?
Too f-f-fast for you?
456
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,735
[ Laughs ] You saw me walk right
through that police barricade,
457
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,336
and yet you think
you can block me, right?
458
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,571
Go ahead and try.
459
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,741
[ Both vocalizing
action sounds ]
460
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,143
Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you
block my shtoile!
461
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,411
Pew! Pew! Pew!
462
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,813
[ Laughs ]
463
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,115
[ Both vocalizing
action sounds ]
464
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,716
Wha, da, da, da, da.
Bam!
465
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,353
Oh!
466
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,322
[ Groans ] Ow!
467
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,291
I have never witnessed
this style before! [ Grunts ]
468
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,426
Hey, look!
The freaky costume kids
469
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,794
are getting Zuckerberg!
470
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,262
Get him, kids!
471
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,464
Poop in his mouth!
472
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,499
-[ Roars ]
-Aah!
473
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,137
[ Laughs ]
474
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,606
You tried to match my style
and failed!
475
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,209
[ Dramatically ]
Oh! It is over!
476
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,344
My friends are all beaten!
Why?!
477
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,313
They were just children.
478
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,882
This one simply protesting
for black lives.
479
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,685
And this child trying to speak
out for handicapped people!
480
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,753
W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg?
481
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,722
And my friend Kyle,
482
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,557
guilty of nothing but standing
up for the rights of Jews.
483
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,726
Wh-wha-what
are you talking about?
484
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,295
Ever heard
of Facebook Live?
485
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,167
We are just kids trying to have
our voices heard for
486
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,436
black, handicapped
and Jewish rights.
487
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,838
Cut down in our prime
by Mark Zuckerberg.
488
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,841
But -- but hold on.
That -- that's not true!
489
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,810
Facebook says it's true.
490
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,580
Nooo!
491
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,184
-Huh?
-What?
-Hey!
492
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,886
-What?
-What's going on?!
493
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,387
Everyone keep working!
494
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,356
-We can't.
-Something's wrong
495
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,158
with Facebook.
-It's gone. Like...
496
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,759
somebody shut it down.
497
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,427
What are you talking about?!
[ Door opens ]
498
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,563
Cartman: It's over, Chaos!
499
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,765
We've forced your little toady
to shut down
500
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,300
his own disorder device.
501
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,701
Curse you, Coon and Friends!
502
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,769
This isn't over!
503
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,538
Oh, yes, it is.
504
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,674
Butters! You're the one
who started all this?!
505
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,676
Uh-oh.
506
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,613
♪♪
507
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,416
You think
you're just so smart don't you?
508
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,418
No, sir! No, sir, I just--
Make me look like a fool
will you?!
509
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,254
We'll just see about this!
510
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,557
Not so funny now is it?!
511
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,792
Go on!
Tell Mr. Putin what you told me!
512
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,961
Well, I was just --
[ Sniffles ]
513
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,398
Well, I just said how I just
used Facebook like Russia did
514
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,599
and really didn't break
any rules --
515
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,601
Didn't break any rules!
516
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,903
Good job teaching our children
that's all that matters!
517
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,239
Just because there's a way to
cause chaos in a town
518
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,740
or disrupt an entire country
519
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,909
doesn't mean you go and do it,
does it?
520
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,844
If Mark Zuckerberg
points a loaded cannon
521
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,646
at someone's face,
522
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,781
are you innocent
for just lighting the fuse?!
523
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,917
Answer me.
-[ In Russian ]
524
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,254
No! You don't go around making
up things about people either,
525
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,222
unless it's about
Mark Zuckerberg
526
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,456
'cause he deserves it.
527
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,992
I hope you're both
very satisfied
528
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,629
with the damage you've caused,
because you're both grounded!
529
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,264
[ Door slams ]
530
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,999
Coon Friends, we have done it.
531
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,402
Facebook is gone and Netflix
has approved our TV show.
532
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,004
All we have to do now
533
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,873
is agree on the final draft
of the franchise plan.
534
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,309
You can see that the
SuperCraig movie now precedes
535
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,844
the Coon VS SuperCraig movie
536
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,614
followed by Mysterion's
video game and then --
537
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,982
How come I have to have
the video game?
538
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,016
I wanna movie too.
539
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,851
You have a movie, Mysterion.
540
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,419
You're in the third
Coon and Friends United movie
541
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,988
after your video game.
542
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,457
Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't
ever get his own movie.
543
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,959
Do I get my own movie?
Not everyone
gets their own movie.
544
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,696
-This franchise plan sucks.
-Oh, Jesus, here we go again.
545
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,398
No,
Wonder Tweek is right.
546
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,000
It was better when we started
the movies off
547
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,535
with the Tupperware prequel.
Dude, you can't do
a prequel first.
548
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,970
-Why not?
-'Cause then it's not a prequel,
549
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,672
it's just first.
550
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,707
And besides Tupperware
isn't our strongest character.
551
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,743
Fuck you.
It's better than a human kite.
552
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,978
He just likes this plan because
he gets two movies in phase one.
553
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,780
Guys! We have to just
go with this plan.
554
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,315
We don't even have
one movie yet!
555
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,783
You go with the plan.
556
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,018
Maybe we'll just go
and do our own franchise.
557
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,819
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
558
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,554
Oh, you want civil war?!
Is that what you want?!
559
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,590
Yeah, dude. It's civil war.
Fuck you.
560
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,358
Oh, fuck you.
Get outta my house.
561
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,894
We'll make way more money
on our franchise!
562
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,397
Go ahead. I bet you don't even
get halfway through phase one
563
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,464
on your franchise,
DC Comics.
564
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,736
[ Door slams ]
565
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,672
I thought Civil War wasn't
supposed to happen
566
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,741
until phase three.
-Shut up, SuperCraig.
567
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,315
Wilson Aubrey?
Yeah.
568
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,883
It's us, your heroes,
Coon and Friends.
569
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,351
We're, uh...
just wondering
570
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,620
why you stopped following us
on Instagram.
571
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,056
Because you victimize
innocent people
572
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,624
and poop in
little girls' mouths.
573
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,359
That's not true,
Wilson.
574
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,694
We're Coon and Friends,
not Harvey Weinstein.
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