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If you have some common sense, you'll understand the movie.

Ouch, careful

Hey, did you let my wallpaper ?

I'm talking !

Jerk

Patrick ALAIN Counselor/psychoanalyst

I didn't want to get pregnant again

I've already aborted

I don't have any money, so ...

I don't even know how i'm going to feed him, and

to dress him

I can't even take care of myself so ...

with a kid ...

What will I do?

If you believe have children gonna help you to quit drugs

Fuck, stop it

It's all right

Sir !

come on guys, go to the shower

What about you ? do you fear to show your red dick ?

Come on go to the shower !

Hey i'm not dirty, i don't even played

I don't give a shit, i'm gonna throw you under the shower

Come on guys stop it, it's enough Stephane !

Go to the shower guys

Seriously, it's gonna stink in cars !

Hey no one take them inside cars if they don't take a shower

Come on, there is a least 10 kms

I don't give a shit go to the shower !

i'll go only with my underwear, all right ?

Please Stephane

Fuck she don't understand !

I'm gonna mutilate fucking traitor

I gotta go

Do you want more gloss lips ?

Yeah, not so bad

like that ?

Have a look, you want to see my chest ?

Let me use the computer, i need it

It's not your round

-Let me use it ! -What's wrong with you ?

7pm to 12pm it's my round asshole !

What is going on here ?

Come on hit me ! Go ahead fucking fagot !

Don't be mad ! You stink, you stink, you stink ! everybody hate you !

-Jerk -So stop to show your pussy front on internet

It's her round, you was the one who wanted rules !

So now you get the fuck out of here

-Look at him ! Fagot ! -You are Annoying all the time

Hi

She deserve it this whore

Who ?

My mother

I've beat that bitch

It's her fault if everybody make fun of me

People make fun of you because you are a redhead right ?

Go faster she gonna mutilate

Who gonna mutilate ?

My girl friend, Gaelle

I think you don't have good shoes for climb

Climb ?

Climb what ?

What is that smell ?

It's rabbits that I hang for her

Why do you hang rabbits for her ?

She is a "goth" I hang one every time she don't come when we are suposed to meet each other

So when she come alone, she can think about me

All right

When she feel bad she come here

We have to be careful, she probably have her razorblade, and If she seeing us she'll run away

Try to find her

What she looks like ?

In "WOW" she a dark angel and she's called "Gaelle"

In "Woo" ?

In "World of warcraft", it's a online game. We meet on it.

But in the real life what she looks like ?

She's beautiful

I don't know i never seen her

But it's not a big deal, go this way, i go that one

Sometimes i don't understand her

What you gonna do now ?

I don't really know

thanks for coming

Wait, wait !

You'r not goint to come back alone Where can we find her ?

Yeah

Well !

-Let's go. Be brave -Okay come on

So ?

-Give up -What ?

I don't want to meet her here

Why ?

it sucks here. Anyway we said to cimetery

Look. I think she never came to cimetery. But Even if she stood you up.

Because she was scared.

She was scared, she wanted you to come find her where she feel confident

So now do the first step.

You reckon ? Of course i do

Come on

Gaelle ?

I'm "Mandragor"

-"Mandragor", you are "Mandragor" ? -Yes

-Do you want to see Gaelle ? -Yes

All right, Gaelle !

Fagot ! Fucking ginger !

Fuckin fagot

Fuck you, get the fuck out of here.

Look at me

don't you see ? Nobody respect you

how many time do you gonna stay the same fucking redhead tasteless, tell me

-It's irrelevant. -Irrelevant ?

I think you don't see all the luck you have

Turn around and pick one of the arab guy, Behind you

-Why i would chose an arab ? -Because, you chose an arab, come on !

Chose an arab, chose an arab, chose an arab

-The small one who wear a jean -No, not the smallest one

The bigest one, with a ugly face and a jacket

Hey ! Why did you do that ?

Is that this Mother fucker throw peanuts ?

Whats wrong ?

-Hey, why do throw peanuts ? Who the fuck are you ? -Why do you throw peanuts ?

-Shut the fuck up ! -Answer him !

It's him ! He throwed peanuts !

Oh, oh, calm down

That is the problem with arab people ! They mess up everywhere !

-I gonna call police ! -Shut up bitch !

Stop begging, they took Algeria, blablabla

Come on ! Come on !

That was arab people ? They don't even know how to fight !

Far away from a real terrorist group

-How you feel ? Do you feel free ? -They all break your car !

They all break my car ? (sarcasm)

-Nooo -Yes !

-Are you sure ? -Yes

-The same arabs ? -Yes !

Such a shame ! Such a shame !

They all break my car, come on !

When i hited my mother, i loved to do it.

They screamed, they was terrified

in my opinion, you have a "Submissive syndrom"

What is that ?

It's when a young man like you, grow up with a lot of women,

he become "subject" or in 85% cases gay unfortunatly.

Bullshit, i'm not gay and not subject !

Look at your girlfriend

You need a real women

-Do you prefer your mother or your sister ? -What ?

Don't take it seriously, just do you prefer young or old lady ?

I don't know ...

If i was you, i would start by your sister

-A sister could be "bitch", but the mother it's more "soothing" -Not mine !

Look at that ! Fucking hippy.

Piece of shit.

You had better to directly fuck your dog, look at her face !

Scumbag

Even your dog is a cunt

Great

So, for wich girl do you want to smash his face ?

-I don't know, maybe the one with tied haid -Yes ! The litlle one with the tied hair of course !

What are we going to say ?

-Stay focus on the ugly one -I take care of the beautiful one

-Hi -Hi

-Well, i can see you are with two beautiful russian chicks -No no we are french

-Oh you are french ? -No we come from New-York !

Ahah stop it you'r crazy, we are french why ?

Because i am with my new young talent, boxing champion, russian

And he left his country two weeks ago, so he miss russian girls ... you know

What about you guys, what you doing in the life ?

-We doing "sound" -Doing what ?

-Rap music -Oh, rap music, great i love it ! Could you do a sample for me please ?

Yeah yeah

"Money, Mo-money, we got it so you sniff it, and you like it" "You like it even if the sound slap your face"

That great boys !

Your music is fantastic !

-I think it's the best music I never heard in my life -What's the fuck you doing man ? I'm gonna kick your face fagot

No no it's all right !

But look

(Speak fake russian langage)

He said yes !

So, he gonna kick your asses. Both of you two. He keep hands on his pocket, and he can't hit your faces ? All right ?

-No no -Why not ?

-No we don't want to fight, respect us -What ? Respect what ?

-We only do our job ! -What ? -We only do our job

All right, we gotta go. And you grils can you gimme a phone number, so we we can invite you to the great show tonight in the casino.

Well. Good bye kids.

-Do we kiss to say goodbye ? -No no no sit down

All right, call Gabriel

Yes. No call him i don't have enough time.

They probably seen we lied don't you think ?

What's next ?

Hello.

May i help you ?

-We didn't decide yet -All right, take your time. You don't need to decide now.

Just, here it's "sedans", over there it's "family", Sports, and a beautiful "national range"

Look that. has the country's image.

Round, common, boring, soft line ...

Definitly French.

All right ... I let you have a look.

-Hey, are you a socer fan ? -Yeah, Arsenal -Oh are you going to the match ? -That true they play tonight !

Please, come here please.

Yes sir ?

-It's only what you got ? -No -Have you got something more serious ? - Serious ? Yes ! Come on.

here i have everything ! I've got American, italian, German

Asian we don"t have.

But if you want serious car, check this out.

Porsche 944, Porsche 911 Carera, and ... BMW 318.

Nice isn't it ?

Okay, you telling me, i have the choise between, the "gypsy BMW", the "haircutter Porsche", or the "80' jewish Porsche" right ?

Jewish Porsche ?

(Remix a old french song : "80' women" to "80' Jewish")

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up bitch !

-Fucking whore. What's wrong with you ? Fucking ginger ! -Oh what is going on here ? Calm down !

I never been treat like that ! What wrong with him ? Jewish people drove Porsche in 80', it's your stories, you better check ! You, come here don't stay with them !

-We are really sorry sir -You don't know who we are !

We are the people who suffered the most, we are the people who has no language, no army, no country! Respect that !

And you "rats", get me the "Haircutter" Porsche quickly. Then my friend and I go ahead to our destiny.

-All right we gonna to prepared your car. -Mother fucker !

-So the other guy insult you with no reason ? -Yeah, you know some people are like that.

Could you let me drive latter ?

There is a lot of young people here.

People who have no country, no language, no army. It's us ! No language, no army !

That's nothing. The worst was on primary school. One of the schoolboy He had made sure that everyone against me.

One day, in a party, i went to dance, and everyone went to sit.

Because of him. After they trap me in the bathroom.

They locked me. And they pissed in my hair these son of a bitch.

His name was Barnabas Joubert.

My hair bothers you ... I'll let her grow.

My action, my behaviour disturb you ... I will amplify it.

And when finaly, under your sarcasm, I would remain unruffled.

Front of you. I'll be finaly the one i must be.

Despite the disgust, all the shame. Despite all this, you'll love me.

For who I am.

Do you think they will come ?

Damn it. What's the fuck they are not alone.

-She brought a dragon. -What ? -A dragon ! She a princes and she brought a dragon, to challenge you.

Don't forget, you are Russian all right ?

-Hi -Hi -You'r late. -We are sorry -We meet Serge come on.

Come with me.

-I introduce you with my new boyfriend. What's your name ? -Jimy, yes Jimmy

His name is Jimmy.

-And you what's your name ? -Hum, Joel.

Patrick.

-it's your car Patrick ? -Yes why ? You like it ? You want to try it ? Go for it.

Hey wait, wait, we want try it too.

-What the fuck you doing ? You lend your car ? -Hey stop it, go with them, go !

-Do you really know the girls ? -Hum, yeah.

-They don't talk to me a lot -Oh. That weird. (Sarcasm)

So you are in charge here right ?

-No i'm just a security guard -That's great !

-That's great you could show me everything.

-No, normaly i can't ! -Normaly ? It doesn't exist "normaly" come on

Gimme the bottle.

-Hey, do you want to fight ? -Yeah that sounds good !

-You are really two bitches ! -What ? Are you scared ?

-Come on Serge ! Fight ! -Jimmy beat him ! Come on !

-Jimmy ! -Come on kick his ass.

-Oh check this out -Nice !

Patrick ! Come back !

Come on Joel, catch me little albino.

-Seriously stop it. If my boss come back i'll ... -All right, I will give your motorbike back.

-Come on Joel -Please step off now.

So ? Everything is all right ?

-Why did you let me alone ? Did you do it on purpose ? -What you talking about ?

-Stop lying -Instead i let you in a situation were you was alone ... -Shut up ! You never let me alone again all right ?

And when you say something, do it ! You are with me, you stay with me

Okay okay, sorry.

All right lets go.

-Stop let her drink. -You try to get me drunk Serge.

You come here. Let me borrow the girl.

-You're smart don't you ? (Sarcasm) -Me ? -Yeah, you. You're a smart guy.

It's his birthday.

N-A-T-A-C-H-A 92

Natacha is my name, and 92 is my year of Birth.

Do you understand ?

Hey have a look. They are all like you !

"A dreamland"

Hey jimmy let's go.

-So ? -Patrick ... -What did you do ? -Have you ever been in Ireland ?

-What did you do with the girl ? Did you kiss her ? -Did you know Ireland is only 2 hours by boat from here ?

Shut the fuck up, just tell me what happened with the girl !

Hey Patrick, thank you !

Yeah now finish him !

Ahah we've fuck the "dragon" ! We've let him the fat girl ahah.

-Hey he is in a bad mood this morning ! -Stop it !

-Where are you going ? -Ireland ! -Ireland ? -yeah, how we said !

Have a look.

We take a ferryboat in Callais, in at least 3 hours we are in Ireland.

I feel so good.

Did you know Ireland was an island ?

Can you imagine, we going to an island !

The agriculturen have an important place in the Irish economy. ireland own a big ...

-Hey what's the fuck you doing ? -Oh oh stop it !

-Hey, fuck what you doing naked ? -I can't do it if i'm not naked ! Get the fuck out of here ! -You know what, we have to discus.

About this bullshit ! What do you think ?

Ferryboat timetable.

-Is that your dream ? Becom an illegal ? It's your dream ? -Yes it's my dream !

-In Ireland We'll find guys like us. -Ohhh, sorry, we'll find "guys like us".

You try to transform us like "guys like everybody" right ? I don't get it. It's what you telling me ? join gingers to get friends ?

No no, but ...

And after ? After we do "Bar Mitsva", "Epiphany", "Ramadan", it's what you tell me ? I don't get it ! I don't get it, who are you ?

What are you ? Are you a mess or an illegal ? Did you ask the question yourself ?

-You don't know. You don't know a lot. So take this, and bring us where you want because apparently you know the way. -Shut the door.

Fuck.

-Did you really think it ? -Think what ? -I am a mess -And you what do you think ?

Me, i've always thought it

So, now we had a discus, I need some clothing, and something for our security.

We can't arrive over there with nothing.

Gunshop.

I don't know wich one.

I always dreamed to get one.

When i was kid, by night, I dreamed i shoot people of my school.

I did it.

With it nobody gonna mess with us ! I want this one.

Hi, I'm Remy, and this is Patrick. How are you going ?

Yeah.

-Sure ? -Do you need something ? Somebody disturb you ? -No no thanks

Look, we know. But soon it's finish. I can't tell you more but ...

Take it, it's a shirt. Take care.

-I feel good when i do good things. -Okay, now what we do ? What we do ? I get bored.

You'r right keep going.

3.20 �

Take it.

-No way, it's him ! It's a sign ! -What is going on ?

Barnab� Joubert ! Remy. Do you remember now ?

You pissed on my hair, son of a bitch

I'm not Barnab� !

Mother Fucker !

Stop it my name is Sebastien ! Sebastien !

My name is Sebastien ! I'm not Barnab� !

It's not him ! It's not him, go go go !

May i know what you doing please ? What are you trying to show ? I give you the power and it's all what you can do ?

Who cares ? You'r just able to do like me. Jerk !

Silly ! Silly ! it's the same ! You don't get it ! You understand nothing !

The Prosche. Full tank.

Payment Declined have you got cash money ?

Fuck ! We gonna miss the ferryboat ! And how can we do without money ?

If we give you clothing, can you let us take fuel ?

Huuuu Are you dumb or what ? It's ten time the price ! Thanks

-It's a test. We going by foot. -What ? What you talking about ?

-We sell everything to buy tickets. -Seriously there is a hundred kilometers till Calais.

Look, "Farther away even more beautiful". You still talking to Gaelle, you think i'm not aware ?

-You don't control your emotions. -Yes I do. And stop talk me like that. I know you are still a fagot.

Look, gimme the phone.

Look, "Farther away even more beautiful". You still talking to Gaelle, you think i'm not aware ?

-"Gaelle" ... -Stop it, we are just friend now. Grab the bags. Come on !

-Let's go ! -What's the fuck ? -Come on, let's go, i decide now.

When I was a kid, I was scared to go out. I was sure a huge horse was going to bite me.

-Hey, hey, what are you doing ? -I'm tired. -Where are you going ?

We are not going to sleep before we'll be in Ireland. Stay here ! Stay !

What the hell you doing ?

... we have to leverage this strategy to all the staff.

That's your job Jean Luc.

But it's not enough. We have to do better.

Goodnight gentlemens. delighted to welcome you.

Oh, nice suit. Light brown very stylish.

-You too sir, you are very elegant. Your father ? -Sorry ? -No i said you are very elegant. -No, i'm his uncle.

-What can i do for you ? -Have you got a room ? -Yeah -A room, something clean, something beautiful and distinguished, somthing standing, have you got ?

-Yes -All right, have you got a locker too ? -Of course yes. -Something safe isn't it ?

-Yes -without any problems doesn't it ? -Yes

-Right so show us the room. -Well please follow me.

Have you seen how he flatter you with your suit. Even him he seen you're a fagot. You can't cheat men.

Shut up.

It's one of our most beautiful room.

You'll be confortable.

Don't, don't. I don't need it.

Thanks.

Have a goodnight gentlmens.

Well, free time for a while. But tomorow we continue our way to Ireland.

Can i ask you something ?

Honestly, what do you think about me ?

If you could change something on me, what would you change ?

My body, my behaviour ? May be my approach or ...

You're a piece of shit.

Leave me alone.

No !

-Stop it Patrick. It's not funny. -Look at me I am healed, and you are not happy ? Look how it's beautiful, womens. You don't like it ?

Right it's enough, leave me alone !

Hello, Gaelle, it's me. Do you hear me ?

I miss you. I need to talk with you.

I heard you spoke ! Are you all right ?

I'm going to Ireland. With a good guys. But come with us it will be awsome.

Hey ? Hey ?

You like to make me dirty don't you ?

Make me disgusting.

You love it.

Do you need something ?

-Have you got the result of the Arsenal match ? -No, I don't really give an interest to soccer. Are you all right ?

-Please ... -Without hands ! Without hands !

Please stop it.

-You raping me right now. -Without hands.

Fuck ! I feel nothing !

Patrick ! I know ! I know Patrick i'm not a fagot !

Come on. We gotta go.

Patrick we gotta go.

Get out, get out now ! Stay with us, in the back of a car.

Don't mess with me !

Come on Patrick. Come on, we are not far away.

Why did you do that ? It was you dream ? You're a coward. You do not believe in anything. You thought you was my brother ! Fucking traitor !

Look at you head. We'd say you have a cancer.

You have no morals, nothing. You're nothing.

-You've got money ? -No -Well you monitor him.

Don't move !

What are you doing ?

Depilatory cream, depilatory cream.

Depilatory cream, find depilatory cream ! Hury up !

Scissor !

Go away. Go away.

Come here. Come here !

What are you doing ?

-Leave him alone he is sick. -What ? He hurted our wife and kids ! -I don't give a shit. Leave him alone or you die !

Are you all right Patrick ?

It's your fault if he is like that ! You humiliate people and you ask question after !

-Have you ever thought to kill yourself ? -Fuck off, i don't give a shit. -Me too i don't give a shit !

-Kiss each other. -What ?

hury up or i shoot !

With tongue and sensually.

Keep going fucking fagot !

And you, the priest stop watching !

And you both, kiss each other too.

Don't try to cheat !

Well everybody kiss each other ! The party keeps going on.

Let's go.

You sick !

Don't worries Patrick. I would not let them ruin our dream.

I took a chocolate bar for you. Eat it, you'll be better.

Leave us alone !

We're spotted. Run.

Hury up.

-I had to kill one. They not going to let us alone these bastard. -No big deal, you did the good thing.

What is that ? You know i hate horses !

Fucking farmer, fuck you ! Fuck you !

Stop walking here.

What it looks like ?

I told you we was not in our country here !

-Can you reload my crossbow ? -Your crossbow ? Oh yeah.

Put an arrow.

Thanks you Patrick.

-We gotta go. -Yeah we do.

Who does justice now ? Who does justice ?

Who does justice tell me. It's me. I do justice !

Come on.

Get in.

Are you all right ?

-You'll be fine ? You'll be fine ? -Yeah.

Bastard !

On the border they will not do anything.

-What time is the next ferryboat ? -Not untill tomorow morning.

Fuck !

Look ! Look !

Everything gonna be okay.

Come on.

-Come on, what are you doing ? -We'll burn the car, so they'll not going to find our DNA -Hury up.

Be brave.

Go, climb it.

Hey ! Go away ! Go away !

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