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TONY:
Aha.
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Would you like a glass
of bubbly, Director?
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No drinking on the clock,
Agent DiNozzo.
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Of course not, sir.
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And why deprive the politicians?
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Most of them have not had
a drink since this morning.
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Mrs. Bransfield,
nice to see you again.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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You don't have
a wristband.
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Ooh, you got me.
No wristband.
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The line was just kind of crazy
outside, so we let ourselves in.
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Name?
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I'm Very Special Agent
Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS.
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We were expecting a
Special Agent Gibbs.
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(chuckles)
Well, consider yourself lucky.
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He's not really
a people person.
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He's more of a...
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basement person.
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The invitations are
non-transferrable.
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Uh, is there
a problem, Miss...?
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Marsden, Director.
Senator Kelly's aide.
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Ah, Miss Marsden.
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I'm sure that the senator
wouldn't object if we had...
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MAN:
Director Vance,
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who let you in here?
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Thank you, Lisa.
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You invited SECNAV,
you invite us.
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Senator Kelly,
how's the racquetball game?
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Ah, still have
a few good shots left.
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You remember
Senator Bransfield?
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Well, of course I do.
Nice to see you.
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And this is
one of our best,
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo.
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TONY:
It's a pleasure, Senators.
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BRANSFIELD:
Uh...
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I...
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Would you, uh...
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would you excuse me
a second, please?
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Excuse me.
(clears throat)
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It's good to see you, Leon.
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Pardon me
while I make the rounds.
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By all means.
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What the hell was that?
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(chuckles):
I don't know.
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I usually only have
that effect on women.
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Can't say I know a lot about
her music, but she's Katy Perry.
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She's got... she's got
the fiery hair.
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Roar! (laughs)
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(Tony mutters)
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Ah. Senator Bransfield.
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Don't you “Senator” me,
you despicable piece of filth.
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What are you doing
showing up here?
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We weren't supposed
to meet till tonight.
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I'm sorry?
Oh, really?
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You're sorry?
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You will be
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if you ever try
to contact me again.
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You see that?
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I hope you choke on it.
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♪ ♪
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TONY (whispers):
$500.
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$20,000.
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USS Theodore Roosevelt.
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Taken.
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USS Constitution.
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Also taken.
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USS Fortitude?
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Ooh, I like that one.
Mm-hmm.
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It conveys strength
and determination.
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No. It's already taken.
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Damn.
Yup. Minesweeper in World War Two.
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What about you, Tony?
A little busy right now.
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BISHOP:
Doing...
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what?
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Okay.
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Tony.
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I don't want to play.
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Look, we're naming aircraft
carriers, okay?
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Whatever comes to your head first.
Don't even think about it.
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Just whatever comes
to your head first. What is it?
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Peanut.
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What's the second thing
that pops in your head?
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Brett Favre.
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Okay, does this look like
the USS Peanut to you?
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The USS Brett Favre?
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Make him stop talking to me.
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Tony, this is important.
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A new aircraft carrier
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is being announced next month,
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and SECNAV is holding
a contest to name it.
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Tony, do you realize
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what a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity this is?
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You get to emblazon
the name of your choice
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on a state-of-the-art,
nuclear-powered vessel
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that's protecting the greatest
country in the world.
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Let's put a pin in
that, McMilitary,
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and talk about
my problem.
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$20,000.
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And why is that a problem?
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Because technically,
it might be stolen.
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By who?
By me.
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DiNozzo!
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Oh, hey. You're here.
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That's good.
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Gibbs, what's the matter?
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I just got a phone call.
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A deputy in Virginia
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just found an NCIS special agent
dead in a car crash.
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Oh, my God,
that's terrible.
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Who died?
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You did.
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TONY: Yes, that's my name,
but it's not my photo.
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It's obviously a fake.
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How do I know
you're really you?
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How do I know you're really you?
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Hi.
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NCIS Special Agent McGee.
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Um, where'd you get the badge?
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Front pocket
of the driver's jacket.
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He's deceased.
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Mm.
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Yeah, we gathered that.
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Um, can we take
a look at that?
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Seeing as the victim is
not an actual NCIS agent,
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and seeing as he died
within our jurisdiction,
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sheriff's department will take
lead in this investigation.
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How is the investigation going?
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Special Agent Gibbs.
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Deputy Sheriff Hicks.
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So talk to me, Deputy.
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A one-car crash, broad daylight.
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My guess, the guy was drunk.
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Or asleep.
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BISHOP:
Gibbs!
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Over here!
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Skid marks.
Two sets of them.
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Here and over here.
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There was a second
vehicle involved.
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McGEE: Hey, boss, got
something you got to see here.
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White paint.
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Looks like our victim got tapped
by another vehicle.
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Maybe forced
off the road.
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How's that investigation
going now, Hicks?
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Guess it could have been
a hit-and-run.
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Guess we'll have to take
a closer look.
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DUCKY: Investigators
don't guess, Deputy.
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They study. They analyze.
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They make inferences
based on evidence
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and facts.
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What do you got, Duck?
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DUCKY: Well, what happens
when a immovable object
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meets a unstoppable force?
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In this case,
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the driver was pinned
under the steering wheel.
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Other than hypothesize,
I'm going to wait
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until the firefighters
extract his body.
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Found something! (grunts)
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(sighs)
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What's inside?
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I don't know.
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But I think I know.
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That's evidence.
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(sighs)
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HICKS:
So, uh...
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So DiNozzo was rich, huh?
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Living the dream.
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TONY: Yes, “fraud” is
a really good name for it.
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Can you please cancel the card?
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Much appreciate it. Huh?
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Oh, I'd love to take a survey.
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A United States senator
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gives you $20,000,
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and you don't think
to mention it?
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I wanted some answers first,
boss.
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What do we know?
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BISHOP:
Our victim's name is
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Scott Byers.
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Hmm.
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Uh, technical issues.
Please stand by.
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Scott Byers is,
uh, 35 years old,
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lived in Roanoke, Virginia.
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Part-time waiter,
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part-time Uber driver.
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No prior record.
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And no apparent connection
to Senator Bransfield.
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Never even voted.
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How'd he get
DiNozzo's badge and I.D.?
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TONY:
Don't look at me.
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I didn't give it to him.
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Well-made forgeries.
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We're looking into
known counterfeiting operations.
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BISHOP:
Got it.
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Loose connection.
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TONY:
Oh, wow.
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Really is a Phony Tony.
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BISHOP: Now we know
why he stole Tony's identity.
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McGEE:
Working theory is that
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Byers impersonated Tony,
ran up the cards,
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and then extorted
Senator Bransfield.
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You find Byers' cell phone?
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No. Maybe he didn't have one,
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which seems odd
for a blackmailer.
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So what did he have
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on Bransfield that was
worth paying 20 grand?
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Yeah, that's
an excellent question.
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And I just hung up
with the senator,
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who has very graciously agreed
to come down and talk to us.
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Oh, boy.
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An object in motion
tends to stay in motion,
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uh, in the same speed
in the same direction,
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unless acted on
by an unbalanced force.
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That's Isaac Newton's Law
of Inertia, Mr. Byers.
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You challenged that law,
and now you know the rest.
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Ah, Timothy.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Hey, Ducky.
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I am playing
the part of Gibbs today.
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And this fellow's playing
the part of Anthony DiNozzo.
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Who knew that DiNozzo
had a stand-in in the wings?
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So what do you got?
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Massive damage
to multiple organs.
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Severe hemorrhaging.
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Death was due
to blunt force trauma
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from the car
hitting the light pole.
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So it was the car crash
that killed him.
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Indeed.
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Oh, and also I located
Mr. Byers' missing cell phone.
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Oh, that's good news.
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We need to find out who
he was in contact with.
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Phone is in the bowl?
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Most of it.
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The rest is embedded
in his quadriceps.
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What, the phone
was inside his leg?
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It was in
his pants pocket.
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It shattered
when the car crashed,
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and the pieces, I say,
embedded in his thigh.
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Well, so much for
getting those contacts.
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I think it's safe to say
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that his last contact
was with the pole.
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(chuckles)
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I made a joke.
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Wow.
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You cut the car in half.
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No. (chuckles)
The firefighters did.
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They were already
slicing it up
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to try to extricate
Phony Tony,
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so I just asked them to
go ahead and bisect it.
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It's easier to
work like this.
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Oh. Well, tell me
you found something.
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I found something.
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BISHOP:
A... scrape?
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To the naked eye,
it is a scrape.
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But inside,
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at ten times magnification,
we find...
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...chlorine and ethylene.
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Do you know
what that is?
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Gibbs is really good
at my games,
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but you'll catch on.
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So...
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So it's the chemical composition
for vinyl.
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What's made out of vinyl?
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00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:40,991
Records?
264
00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:42,819
Bumper stickers.
Oh.
265
00:10:42,821 --> 00:10:46,845
I bet this shred scraped off
when the two cars collided.
266
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,541
Can you tell me
what the bumper sticker says?
267
00:10:48,543 --> 00:10:51,800
Based on a shred
that's 3.2 millimeters long?
268
00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:53,230
No.
269
00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:56,391
Ooh, you have something else,
don't you?
270
00:10:56,393 --> 00:10:57,786
I do.
271
00:10:57,788 --> 00:11:00,780
And you know that because
you saw my spectrophotometer.
272
00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:03,707
Visible light is
measured in nanometers.
273
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:05,736
That's a billionth of a meter;
it's very small.
274
00:11:05,738 --> 00:11:07,300
But with this machine, my...
275
00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:09,561
Spectro...
Spectrophotometer.
276
00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:12,954
It's got
a color analyzing wheel
277
00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:14,950
and inference filters
and a stepper motor...
278
00:11:14,952 --> 00:11:16,013
Abby.
279
00:11:16,015 --> 00:11:18,608
Get to the good part.
280
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:21,402
Okay. Well, put this
281
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:24,462
on the color,
push a button...
282
00:11:24,464 --> 00:11:27,090
and ta-da!
283
00:11:28,089 --> 00:11:28,984
Arctic Beach.
284
00:11:28,986 --> 00:11:30,149
That's the color.
285
00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:32,410
It was really common in
luxury European models
286
00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:33,674
in the early '70s,
287
00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:37,001
so if you can find
an old white BMW
288
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:39,994
or Mercedes with a dent
and a torn bumper sticker,
289
00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,458
you'll find your killer.
290
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,652
Thanks, Abby. Thank your gizmo.
291
00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:46,048
Thank you, gizmo.
292
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:49,606
Senator, I'm truly sorry
for any misunderstanding.
293
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:53,431
It's, uh... well, it's kind of
funny, when you think about it.
294
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:55,394
Hilarious, even.
295
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,157
Not hilarious.
296
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,912
It's kooky.
297
00:12:01,914 --> 00:12:04,108
(knocking on door)
Come in.
298
00:12:07,701 --> 00:12:08,664
Senator.
299
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:11,459
Hilarious.
300
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:14,883
I'm truly sorry
for any misunderstanding.
301
00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:17,544
Anyway, here we are,
conference room.
302
00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:19,341
Now we get to confer.
303
00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:21,469
Jason, will you
wait outside, please?
304
00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:24,363
That's a good idea.
305
00:12:24,365 --> 00:12:26,426
You got a lot of nerve
pulling me in here.
306
00:12:26,428 --> 00:12:28,387
Now, you listen to me,
you son of a bitch.
307
00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:30,183
I'll give you
$20,000 more.
308
00:12:30,185 --> 00:12:31,580
That is my max.
309
00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:32,944
(door opens)
310
00:12:35,674 --> 00:12:38,665
Special Agent Gibbs.
311
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,927
Senator. Thanks for coming.
312
00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:43,087
Special Agent DiNozzo
get you up to speed?
313
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:44,418
Well, I was
just explaining
314
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:46,215
to the senator that, um,
315
00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:48,343
he was being blackmailed
by an imposter
316
00:12:48,345 --> 00:12:50,039
who stole my identity.
317
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,637
And we
318
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:55,461
are returning your $20,000,
319
00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:57,356
not a penny short.
320
00:12:57,358 --> 00:12:59,552
(chuckles)
321
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,747
How long has this extortion
been going on?
322
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,709
Uh, several weeks.
323
00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:05,273
He would ask me to put the money
324
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:07,534
in a trash can
over at the soccer field.
325
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,630
I never met the guy,
obviously, so...
326
00:13:09,632 --> 00:13:10,861
You saw me at the party;
327
00:13:10,863 --> 00:13:12,922
you thought that I came
to collect the money personally.
328
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:14,086
Yeah.
329
00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:15,916
We'd like to access
your phone and e-mail.
330
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,977
Trace your correspondence.
331
00:13:18,878 --> 00:13:22,600
Well, if I gave you
access to my phone,
332
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:26,160
you'd find out
why I was being blackmailed.
333
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,812
(sighs)
334
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,841
Look, gentlemen, I'm...
335
00:13:34,843 --> 00:13:36,404
I'm not proud of this.
336
00:13:36,406 --> 00:13:39,430
I'm hoping
it doesn't go public.
337
00:13:39,432 --> 00:13:42,192
But if it helps you
catch that bastard...
338
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,748
Okay. There you go.
339
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,475
Actually, Senator,
your blackmailer is dead.
340
00:13:49,477 --> 00:13:51,903
Someone ran him
off the road yesterday.
341
00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:57,158
Well...
342
00:13:58,457 --> 00:14:00,850
Looks like my little
problem is solved, huh?
343
00:14:00,852 --> 00:14:02,014
Am I free to go?
344
00:14:02,016 --> 00:14:04,110
The guy stole my identity,
Senator.
345
00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:06,504
We still have
a murder investigation.
346
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:10,828
Well, my office wishes you
nothing but luck.
347
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,787
(sighs)
348
00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:20,340
Gibbs...
349
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,834
I did something bad.
350
00:14:22,836 --> 00:14:25,096
How bad?
351
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,759
Bad bad.
352
00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:32,048
So I hacked into
Senator Bransfield's e-mail
353
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,710
while he was sitting in there.
354
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:35,939
The government should be ashamed
of their firewalls.
355
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,001
Anyways, our trusted
elected official
356
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,995
cannot be trusted
to keep his hands to himself.
357
00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:42,757
TONY (chuckles):
Oh-ho-ho.
358
00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:44,353
That's not Mrs. Bransfield.
359
00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:45,585
He kept this e-mail?
360
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:46,849
No, he deleted it.
361
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,844
I just...
un-deleted it.
362
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,973
But you have to see the
note that came with it.
363
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,733
“You've been
a naughty boy, Senator.
364
00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:56,727
“Pay me $20,000 or I'm
sending these to the press.
365
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,688
“Instructions to follow.
366
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,416
Love, NCIS Special Agent
Tony DiNozzo.”
367
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:03,844
Well, it's kind of sweet.
He said “Love, Tony.”
368
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:06,139
You got any shots
of the woman's face?
369
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:07,336
No, sorry.
370
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:09,798
Can you get an I.D. on her?
371
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,128
Well, sure, Gibbs.
372
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,487
I'll just push
my “identify a stranger
373
00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:16,051
“based solely on the back
374
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,979
of their head” button.
375
00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:20,108
Why don't you just ask
the senator who she is?
376
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,239
Can't do that.
377
00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:22,835
He'll know we hacked
into his private e-mail.
378
00:15:22,837 --> 00:15:24,299
Whoa! Gibbs.
379
00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:25,629
You should see this.
380
00:15:25,631 --> 00:15:29,853
Senator Bransfield just got
a new e-mail.
381
00:15:30,754 --> 00:15:33,146
“Senator,
you stood me up last night.
382
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,875
“Now the price goes up
to $40,000.
383
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:37,304
Same drop zone.
Love, Tony.”
384
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:38,334
Okay.
385
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,665
So either Phony Tony
386
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,094
is sending e-mails
from the grave or...
387
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:44,687
There's another Phony Tony.
388
00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:58,662
Senator Bransfield,
it's Special Agent Tony DiNozzo.
389
00:15:58,664 --> 00:16:00,524
Yes, the real one.
390
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,921
Morning, Ellie.
391
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:03,684
Well, good morning, Tim.
392
00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:06,078
Ah, the ship-
naming contest.
393
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,541
I'm gonna win this thing.
(chuckles)
394
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:08,972
How many names you got on there?
395
00:16:08,974 --> 00:16:10,702
I don't know. Couple dozen.
396
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:11,866
It looks more like 50.
397
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:13,562
I got to tell you,
the brainstorming session
398
00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:14,826
last night was out of control.
399
00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:16,822
Delilah and I came up with
so many choices.
400
00:16:16,824 --> 00:16:18,085
We were up till late night
401
00:16:18,087 --> 00:16:21,545
researching each name's
cultural, political
402
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,772
and historical
significance.
403
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,735
Um... McGee,
404
00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:27,331
you know you're
only allowed
405
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,992
one entry per person?
406
00:16:32,754 --> 00:16:35,114
Okay. Senators are on board.
407
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:37,010
You think Gibbs will go for it?
Go for what?
408
00:16:37,012 --> 00:16:38,241
Um...
409
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,237
Come on. Talk.
410
00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:43,563
Gibbs, Senator Bransfield isn't
the only senator being extorted.
411
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:45,624
McGEE: We traced the
e-mail sent to Bransfield
412
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,088
that Abby intercepted.
413
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,184
Same account holder
sent extortion e-mails
414
00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:50,647
to two other senators.
415
00:16:50,649 --> 00:16:52,708
Let me guess.
Senator Shawn Kelly?
416
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,702
Explains why he ran away from me
when we met at his fundraiser.
417
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,331
The other one
is Senator Will Matheson.
418
00:16:59,263 --> 00:17:01,723
The blackmailer's dead.
419
00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,517
Senator Kelly's blackmailer
is dead.
420
00:17:04,519 --> 00:17:06,513
Let's call him
Phony Tony number one.
421
00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:10,370
Bransfield's is still out there.
422
00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:13,396
Let's call him
Phony Tony number two.
423
00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:16,790
What about Senator Matheson?
McGEE: Blackmailed by
424
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:18,518
Phony Tony
number three.
425
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:22,443
So, DiNozzo, you got your
identity stolen three times?
426
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:23,507
Ah, yes.
427
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,138
Uh, that appears to be the case.
428
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,668
But I'm gonna
make up for it now,
429
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,064
because I came up
with a new plan
430
00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:29,694
to catch the remaining
blackmailers.
431
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:32,853
When Matheson and Bransfield
make their payoff later today,
432
00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:35,115
we will be there
to arrest them.
433
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:38,275
We're not using United States
senators as decoys in a sting.
434
00:17:38,277 --> 00:17:40,304
Oh, no.
Of course not.
435
00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:44,195
Gibbs, I'd like you to meet
Senator Will Matheson.
436
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,492
Vote for me in November.
437
00:17:45,494 --> 00:17:46,990
Senator Matheson,
438
00:17:46,992 --> 00:17:49,018
you remember
Senator Bransfield?
439
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,809
Good to meet you
again, Senator.
440
00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:55,604
Okay.
441
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:57,798
Let's go con the cons.
442
00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,459
MAN:
Score a goal!
443
00:18:00,461 --> 00:18:02,256
All right, guys.
MAN 2: Go. Go, go!
444
00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:03,519
Let's go, girls!
Come on, let's get one!
445
00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:06,247
All right!
(crowd cheering, girls squealing)
446
00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:08,841
See any potential
Phony Tonys?
447
00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:11,935
You mean middle-aged men
with wandering eyes?
448
00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:13,597
You got the bird's-eye view.
449
00:18:13,599 --> 00:18:15,460
(chuckles)
450
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,223
BISHOP:
Well, I see you.
451
00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:19,051
A little grayer than normal.
452
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,648
Politics ages a man.
453
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:23,009
All right,
I'm gonna do the drop.
454
00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:25,504
Now, remember, he has to
physically have the money
455
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,899
before you arrest him, okay?
456
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:30,726
Thanks for the bribery advice,
Senator.
457
00:18:30,728 --> 00:18:32,854
You're a little
too good at this.
458
00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,083
(sighs)
459
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,514
Senator?
460
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,633
Agent DiNozzo?
461
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,993
That's me.
462
00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:05,515
BISHOP:
Here we go.
463
00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:07,179
Homeless guy.
464
00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:10,039
Doesn't really look like Tony.
465
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,434
McGEE:
Well, give him a few years.
466
00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:15,328
BISHOP:
Ugh.
467
00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:17,423
Not him.
468
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,642
$20,000.
469
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,563
It's all there.
470
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,964
Got a runner.
471
00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:53,343
McGEE:
Anthony DiNozzo.
472
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:58,332
Senator?
473
00:19:58,334 --> 00:20:00,727
MAN:
You know, I got to say, uh,
474
00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,423
you don't really look
like your picture.
475
00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:04,385
(laughs)
Yeah.
476
00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:07,479
Well, neither do you.
477
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:16,625
You two are
looking at 20 years
478
00:20:16,627 --> 00:20:18,687
for impersonating
a federal agent
479
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,317
and bribing a
U.S. senator.
480
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,781
Whoa, whoa, no.
Hang on, hang on.
481
00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:23,277
No, no,
I didn't do any bribing.
482
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:24,607
All I did was pick up the money.
483
00:20:24,609 --> 00:20:26,438
Yeah, sh-she paid me
five grand to pick up.
484
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,801
Has the Tony show started yet?
485
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:29,198
TONY:
And who is she exactly?
486
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,295
Bring popcorn?
487
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,659
The chick that hired us.
488
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,120
Yeah. She's the one
that set all this up.
489
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:35,617
Is this a blonde chick?
490
00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:37,213
I...
491
00:20:37,215 --> 00:20:39,275
I don't know.
I-I never met her.
492
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,473
Then how'd she hire you?
493
00:20:40,475 --> 00:20:41,537
Craigslist.
494
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,266
I'm an actor.
495
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:44,364
It was a casting call.
496
00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:46,826
She said she really
liked my head shot.
497
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,422
Yeah, yeah, she told
me the same thing.
498
00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:49,686
She was super nice.
Yeah.
499
00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:50,751
Actually,
she-she told me that
500
00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,081
I'd get to play
a government agent.
501
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,477
You know,
like-like Jason Bourne.
502
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:56,671
Instead, of course,
I get Jason Boring.
503
00:20:57,603 --> 00:20:59,164
Uh, look the point is,
504
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,693
a week after she hired me,
505
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,322
this arrives in the mail,
506
00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:05,185
along with your badge
and I.D.,
507
00:21:05,187 --> 00:21:07,015
your credit card,
your backstory.
508
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,477
I committed
everything to memory.
509
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:10,839
(clicks tongue)
Just like memorizing lines.
510
00:21:10,841 --> 00:21:13,100
We know everything about you.
Yeah.
511
00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,064
What's my mother's maiden name?
512
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,194
Oh, that's easy.
513
00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:17,591
Paddington.
514
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:19,553
And how long
have I been working for NCIS?
515
00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,882
Yeah, long enough that you
should be making better money.
516
00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:24,741
Wait for it, wait for it.
Yep, you're pathetic.
517
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,402
I'm not even that good
at memorizing lines.
518
00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:28,600
You were easy!
519
00:21:28,602 --> 00:21:30,130
You have no life.
That's true.
520
00:21:30,132 --> 00:21:33,323
Yeah, no wife, no kids,
uh, no hobbies.
521
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,654
Same job, same apartment.
522
00:21:34,656 --> 00:21:35,751
(chuckles):
I mean,
523
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,613
nothing changes with you.
524
00:21:37,615 --> 00:21:38,877
What a fun conversation.
525
00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:39,842
Yeah.
526
00:21:39,844 --> 00:21:41,838
Hey, I've got an idea.
527
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,333
Let's call your boss.
528
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,264
Sorry, uh, no can do.
529
00:21:45,266 --> 00:21:46,693
Mm-mm.
No, no, yeah.
530
00:21:46,695 --> 00:21:47,757
She calls us.
531
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:49,953
Tells us when and where
to pick up the money.
532
00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:51,483
Where do you drop it off?
533
00:21:53,281 --> 00:21:55,673
(sighs)
534
00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:57,835
Bus station.
535
00:21:57,837 --> 00:22:00,396
Massachusetts Avenue.
536
00:22:00,398 --> 00:22:02,492
Locker 177.
537
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:10,707
Right, so there was one camera
pointed at locker 177.
538
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:13,234
This is at 3:22 p.m.
539
00:22:13,236 --> 00:22:15,097
on Saturday afternoon.
540
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:17,194
There's the smaller Tony
making a drop.
541
00:22:17,196 --> 00:22:19,055
Tiny.
Then we fast-forward
542
00:22:19,057 --> 00:22:20,519
two hours ahead.
543
00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:22,946
And here comes
tall, handsome Tony.
544
00:22:22,948 --> 00:22:24,044
He's really cute,
by the way.
545
00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:25,075
I mean,
546
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,370
not nearly as cute as you are.
547
00:22:27,372 --> 00:22:30,497
Not even close.
548
00:22:30,499 --> 00:22:33,190
Okay, 11:54 p.m.,
549
00:22:33,192 --> 00:22:37,714
here comes
our mystery woman.
550
00:22:37,716 --> 00:22:39,185
Please tell me
she turns around.
551
00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:40,718
She turns around.
552
00:22:42,074 --> 00:22:44,133
Oh, boy.
553
00:22:44,135 --> 00:22:45,164
I know.
554
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,595
I think that is the woman
555
00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:48,623
that was kissing
Senator Bransfield.
556
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,753
(sighs)
557
00:22:50,755 --> 00:22:51,950
Wait.
558
00:22:51,952 --> 00:22:53,179
You know her.
559
00:22:53,181 --> 00:22:54,610
Yeah, I know her.
560
00:22:54,612 --> 00:22:56,107
I dated her.
561
00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:14,369
Who the hell is she?
562
00:23:14,371 --> 00:23:15,766
I don't know.
563
00:23:15,768 --> 00:23:17,629
You don't know?
She was in your apartment.
564
00:23:17,631 --> 00:23:19,058
I've had lots of women
in my apartment.
565
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,922
This one stole
your identity.
566
00:23:20,924 --> 00:23:22,950
Did you happen
to catch her name, DiNozzo,
567
00:23:22,952 --> 00:23:25,245
or is that not the way
that dates work anymore?
568
00:23:25,247 --> 00:23:27,141
McGEE: Boss, she told
Tony that her name was
569
00:23:27,143 --> 00:23:28,837
Leah Ramsey-- that's
not her real name.
570
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:30,999
BISHOP: 18 Leah Ramseys have
Social Security numbers
571
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:32,329
in the United States.
572
00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:34,990
Not one matches
her age and description.
573
00:23:34,992 --> 00:23:36,487
Does she have a phone, DiNozzo?
574
00:23:36,489 --> 00:23:38,282
Look, she gave me
her e-mail,
575
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,545
which I threw away, because I
never intended to see her again.
576
00:23:40,547 --> 00:23:42,142
Well, how did you contact
her the first time?
577
00:23:42,144 --> 00:23:43,305
I met her at a bar.
578
00:23:43,307 --> 00:23:45,201
(chuckles) Let me guess.
579
00:23:45,203 --> 00:23:46,499
She approached you.
580
00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:49,824
Well, they usually do, but I...
581
00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:51,222
I was a target.
582
00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:52,418
An easy one!
583
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:55,944
BISHOP: So, we've got
three extorted senators,
584
00:23:55,946 --> 00:23:57,972
uh, two arrested bagmen
585
00:23:57,974 --> 00:24:00,002
and one identified suspect.
586
00:24:00,004 --> 00:24:01,466
And zero leads!
587
00:24:01,468 --> 00:24:02,829
Come on!
588
00:24:02,831 --> 00:24:04,991
We're smarter than this!
589
00:24:06,955 --> 00:24:08,483
(sighs)
590
00:24:08,485 --> 00:24:10,113
(whispers):
I think we're in trouble.
591
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,710
Yeah.
592
00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:15,035
Thanks for coming over, Abby.
593
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,197
I needed another set of eyes.
594
00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:19,192
Of course.
It's an honor.
595
00:24:19,194 --> 00:24:21,422
I haven't been to the
inner sanctum in a while.
596
00:24:21,424 --> 00:24:23,583
Welcome back to Casa DiNozzo.
597
00:24:23,585 --> 00:24:25,379
I wish it was under
better circumstances.
598
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,540
And I get to say hello
599
00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,936
to Kate and Ziva
in their cute little bowl.
600
00:24:29,938 --> 00:24:32,065
Yeah, Ziva's gained
a little weight.
601
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:33,328
(chuckles)
602
00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:34,459
You can drop by anytime.
603
00:24:34,461 --> 00:24:35,523
Senior does.
604
00:24:35,525 --> 00:24:37,386
I think it's really sweet
605
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:40,512
that you two get to spend
more time together.
606
00:24:40,514 --> 00:24:42,807
Maybe someone will start
impersonating him, too.
607
00:24:42,809 --> 00:24:45,269
So, how do you
think Leah did it?
608
00:24:45,271 --> 00:24:46,533
I don't know.
609
00:24:46,535 --> 00:24:48,727
I-I went to the kitchen.
610
00:24:48,729 --> 00:24:53,084
So... maybe in those 30 seconds,
she used a flash drive
611
00:24:53,086 --> 00:24:56,278
or a camera on her cell phone.
612
00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:08,084
Do you feel violated?
613
00:25:08,086 --> 00:25:10,214
Yes, and not the way I like.
614
00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:11,611
Wait.
615
00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:15,303
Tony...
616
00:25:15,304 --> 00:25:16,833
you don't have a cat.
617
00:25:16,835 --> 00:25:17,796
(chuckles):
Oh, yeah.
618
00:25:17,798 --> 00:25:20,192
That.
619
00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:21,755
Or a dog.
620
00:25:21,757 --> 00:25:23,384
It's a long story.
621
00:25:23,386 --> 00:25:25,313
Yeah.
622
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:28,074
You pretend to have a pet
to impress women.
623
00:25:28,076 --> 00:25:29,404
So it's a short story.
624
00:25:29,406 --> 00:25:30,768
I just don't get it.
625
00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:33,429
You don't need
to put on a show.
626
00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:38,085
You are Very Special Agent
Anthony freakin' DiNozzo,
627
00:25:38,087 --> 00:25:39,782
and you are a catch.
628
00:25:39,784 --> 00:25:43,839
Maybe I just haven't
met the right one yet.
629
00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:49,494
Or maybe you're afraid
of who you're gonna find.
630
00:25:49,496 --> 00:25:51,124
Maybe.
631
00:25:51,126 --> 00:25:53,218
I'm sorry, this is a waste
of time, isn't it?
632
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,046
I mean, it was over a month ago
when she was here.
633
00:25:56,048 --> 00:25:57,608
We're not gonna find any prints.
634
00:25:57,610 --> 00:25:59,272
Look how clean
I keep this place.
635
00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:00,968
Don't give up.
636
00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:03,528
I haven't even been
in the bedroom yet.
637
00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:05,158
We never made it to the bedroom.
638
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,423
We stayed right out here.
639
00:26:06,425 --> 00:26:08,252
A little Sinatra,
a little chardonnay.
640
00:26:08,254 --> 00:26:10,846
God, she was good to go, too.
641
00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:15,270
Oh.
642
00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:18,163
Don't move.
643
00:26:18,165 --> 00:26:19,460
Tony?
644
00:26:19,462 --> 00:26:20,924
Ha-ha!
645
00:26:23,154 --> 00:26:24,516
I hate chardonnay.
646
00:26:24,518 --> 00:26:26,047
This has been sitting
untouched for a month.
647
00:26:26,049 --> 00:26:27,908
Do you know the last
person to touch it?
648
00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:30,735
Leah?
Leah.
649
00:26:34,197 --> 00:26:37,288
$50 for one
bottle of wine.
650
00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:39,516
Well, she said she was
a trust-fund baby,
651
00:26:39,518 --> 00:26:41,379
and so, you know,
a little nice chardonnay
652
00:26:41,381 --> 00:26:44,072
instead of a screw top.
653
00:26:44,074 --> 00:26:46,269
Hmm? You got her?
654
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,396
Got her mug shot.
655
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,026
Got two mug shots, okay.
656
00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:51,423
Elizabeth Elliot.
657
00:26:51,425 --> 00:26:53,452
Arrested twice in Florida
658
00:26:53,454 --> 00:26:55,980
for writing bad checks
and embezzlement.
659
00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,341
(sighs)
Run her Social.
660
00:27:00,472 --> 00:27:02,764
Okay, so she's
totally off the grid.
661
00:27:02,766 --> 00:27:04,229
Her driver's
license is expired.
662
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,656
And she hasn't
filed her taxes since
663
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:09,716
2009 when she was
a mortgage lender.
664
00:27:09,718 --> 00:27:13,109
Whatever she's doing now,
obviously doesn't hand out W2s.
665
00:27:13,111 --> 00:27:14,306
(chuckles):
Mm-hmm!
666
00:27:14,308 --> 00:27:16,801
Two warrants out for her arrest.
667
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,696
Means we're not the only
ones looking for her.
668
00:27:18,698 --> 00:27:21,291
But I'm gonna get
this little kitty cat.
669
00:27:21,293 --> 00:27:23,453
Oh, thank you.
670
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,510
All right.
671
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:29,207
I got it.
I narrowed down the list.
672
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,504
I've got one name left.
673
00:27:30,506 --> 00:27:31,967
You ready for this?
674
00:27:31,969 --> 00:27:32,799
Drum roll.
675
00:27:32,801 --> 00:27:33,929
(tapping on desk)
676
00:27:33,931 --> 00:27:36,590
The USS Hannibal Hamlin.
677
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:39,949
I'm drawing a blank.
678
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:41,114
Hannibal Hamlin.
679
00:27:42,446 --> 00:27:43,840
Come on, Hannibal Hamlin.
680
00:27:43,842 --> 00:27:45,238
Repeating his name isn't gonna
681
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,535
make it magically happen, Tim.
682
00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:48,863
Okay, he was the second
most powerful guy
683
00:27:48,865 --> 00:27:51,092
in the United States for
a period of four years.
684
00:27:51,094 --> 00:27:54,119
Lincoln's vice president
during the Civil War.
685
00:27:54,121 --> 00:27:55,548
Hannibal Hamlin.
686
00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:57,909
SECNAV's never gonna
call a ship The Hannibal,
687
00:27:57,911 --> 00:27:59,273
unless it's christened
with fava beans
688
00:27:59,275 --> 00:28:01,004
and a bottle of Chianti.
689
00:28:01,006 --> 00:28:03,065
You I.D.'d her.
That's great.
690
00:28:03,067 --> 00:28:04,030
Where you going?
691
00:28:04,032 --> 00:28:06,325
To find her and end this.
692
00:28:06,327 --> 00:28:08,153
Where is she?
I don't know.
693
00:28:08,155 --> 00:28:10,515
What are you gonna do, just
wander the streets aimlessly?
694
00:28:10,517 --> 00:28:12,977
Why don't you take your
lookalikes with you?
695
00:28:12,979 --> 00:28:15,870
How many DiNozzos does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?
696
00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:19,495
Tell me you have something.
697
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:21,724
Tony I.D.'d the woman
from his apartment.
698
00:28:21,726 --> 00:28:24,418
And McGee and I have a theory
699
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,414
on who killed
our dead impersonator.
700
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:28,143
Okay, go.
701
00:28:28,145 --> 00:28:29,507
Senator Shawn Kelly.
702
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:32,200
I hope you have evidence.
703
00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:34,762
Circumstantial, but
it's overwhelming.
704
00:28:34,764 --> 00:28:35,927
All right,
walk me through it.
705
00:28:35,929 --> 00:28:37,290
Well, the
extortion e-mails
706
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:39,019
that Dead Tony sent
to Senator Kelly
707
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:42,079
refer to his quote,
“military secret”"
708
00:28:42,081 --> 00:28:43,509
Kelly was an officer
in the Navy?
709
00:28:43,511 --> 00:28:44,940
A lieutenant.
710
00:28:44,942 --> 00:28:46,636
We did some digging and,
711
00:28:46,638 --> 00:28:48,931
in 1990, his ship
was sent to the Gulf
712
00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:50,461
to fight in Operation
Desert Storm,
713
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,387
but he didn't go
due to a medical discharge.
714
00:28:53,389 --> 00:28:54,585
So?
715
00:28:54,587 --> 00:28:56,614
So, five years ago,
716
00:28:56,616 --> 00:28:59,242
the doctor who authorized
that discharge recanted.
717
00:28:59,244 --> 00:29:01,603
Said Kelly paid him to lie,
718
00:29:01,605 --> 00:29:03,199
so he could stay
out of harm's way.
719
00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:04,662
McGEE:
It's an election year, boss.
720
00:29:04,664 --> 00:29:07,058
Why would Kelly's opponents
not have used that against him?
721
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:08,554
Navy records are sealed.
722
00:29:09,454 --> 00:29:11,681
But not to NCIS agents.
723
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:14,374
Explains why this woman
wanted our Tony's identity.
724
00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:16,337
I mean, only someone
with access to classified
725
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,499
military records
could get that information.
726
00:29:18,501 --> 00:29:20,395
Makes sense.
What else?
727
00:29:20,397 --> 00:29:22,390
Senator Kelly
takes a lot of limos,
728
00:29:22,392 --> 00:29:24,685
but when he drives
himself to work,
729
00:29:24,687 --> 00:29:27,511
he drives a 1972 white Mercedes.
730
00:29:27,513 --> 00:29:30,539
That Arctic Beach?
731
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,836
Don't know, but...
732
00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:33,864
you see that?
733
00:29:33,866 --> 00:29:35,894
Parking decal to access
734
00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:37,489
Congress's private parking lot.
735
00:29:37,491 --> 00:29:39,219
McGEE: We think
the shred of vinyl
736
00:29:39,221 --> 00:29:41,215
that Abby found on
Dead Tony's car isn't
737
00:29:41,217 --> 00:29:42,811
part of a bumper sticker,
but actually
738
00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:44,275
that parking decal.
739
00:29:44,277 --> 00:29:45,805
BISHOP: To find out,
we need a warrant,
740
00:29:45,807 --> 00:29:47,501
but he's a sitting U.S. senator,
741
00:29:47,503 --> 00:29:49,697
so...
Get one.
742
00:30:07,692 --> 00:30:10,484
Good afternoon, Officer.
743
00:30:10,486 --> 00:30:12,412
Sir!
744
00:30:12,414 --> 00:30:14,109
Back in the vehicle!
I understand.
745
00:30:14,111 --> 00:30:16,337
I'm a federal agent in
the course of an investigation.
746
00:30:16,339 --> 00:30:18,699
I'm reaching into my pocket;
I'm pulling out my badge.
747
00:30:18,701 --> 00:30:20,096
Here we go. Look at that.
748
00:30:20,098 --> 00:30:22,390
There's me. There's the badge.
749
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,850
Where's your government vehicle?
750
00:30:25,852 --> 00:30:28,045
What... This is a rental car.
751
00:30:28,047 --> 00:30:29,308
I'm test-driving cars right now.
752
00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:30,340
I need that back.
753
00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:32,003
You were going
45 in a 35.
754
00:30:32,005 --> 00:30:33,500
When I ran your plates,
they flagged.
755
00:30:33,502 --> 00:30:35,263
Rental car company said
the credit card used
756
00:30:35,265 --> 00:30:37,059
to procure the
vehicle was stolen.
757
00:30:37,061 --> 00:30:40,119
Stolen from me, not by me.
758
00:30:40,121 --> 00:30:41,416
Uh-huh.
759
00:30:41,418 --> 00:30:42,446
What, you don't believe me?
760
00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:43,943
I believe you could
just as easily
761
00:30:43,945 --> 00:30:45,174
be the thief
in all this.
762
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,367
You got beady little
rat eyes like one.
763
00:30:48,369 --> 00:30:49,697
(grunts)
764
00:30:49,699 --> 00:30:51,993
You're under arrest for
impersonating a federal officer.
765
00:30:51,995 --> 00:30:53,222
Okay, all right. Listen.
766
00:30:53,224 --> 00:30:54,820
You're making a mistake.
767
00:30:54,822 --> 00:30:57,646
Bigger mistake was you playing
fake agent on my watch.
768
00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,908
Look, I...
Button it!
769
00:31:08,859 --> 00:31:10,355
TONY:
Thanks for getting me, Tim.
770
00:31:10,357 --> 00:31:12,250
Why do you smell so weird?
771
00:31:12,252 --> 00:31:15,676
I was seated between two guys
who stole a hot dog cart.
772
00:31:15,678 --> 00:31:18,303
Ah. Sauerkraut.
773
00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:20,965
Sorry. I'll keep
the windows open.
774
00:31:22,462 --> 00:31:24,789
So you all right?
775
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:27,649
Feel like my life
is a charade.
776
00:31:27,651 --> 00:31:29,745
Uh, not any more
than usual.
777
00:31:29,747 --> 00:31:32,705
I mean, you'd tell me, right,
if I was losing my edge?
778
00:31:32,707 --> 00:31:34,934
The DiNozzo edge?
779
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,697
'Cause I feel like it.
780
00:31:36,699 --> 00:31:38,625
I mean... (laughs)
781
00:31:38,627 --> 00:31:41,086
I... I get swindled
by a bimbo.
782
00:31:41,088 --> 00:31:43,514
I got Laurel and Hardy
impersonating me.
783
00:31:43,516 --> 00:31:45,443
What about the third guy?
Is he a buffoon?
784
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,941
Is that who I am?
785
00:31:46,943 --> 00:31:48,803
Tony, you're not
losing your edge.
786
00:31:48,805 --> 00:31:50,432
You've momentarily
misplaced it, okay?
787
00:31:50,434 --> 00:31:52,927
You're getting it back.
788
00:31:52,929 --> 00:31:56,453
Did a lot of thinking
in the big house.
789
00:31:56,455 --> 00:31:58,781
You weren't even booked.
You sat in the lobby.
790
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:00,511
Time passed real slow.
791
00:32:01,777 --> 00:32:05,167
Honestly...
792
00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:07,129
sometimes, I...
793
00:32:07,131 --> 00:32:09,457
feel like I don't
know who I am.
794
00:32:09,459 --> 00:32:11,121
And it's strange,
795
00:32:11,123 --> 00:32:13,015
because she stole
my identity, right?
796
00:32:13,017 --> 00:32:16,775
But... I feel like I've
already lost my identity.
797
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,201
I mean, what is this?
798
00:32:20,203 --> 00:32:22,960
Seriously, is this some
kind of weird metaphor
799
00:32:22,962 --> 00:32:25,090
for my current
psychological state?
800
00:32:25,092 --> 00:32:26,487
Look, I don't understand
801
00:32:26,489 --> 00:32:28,581
half of what you're talking
about right now, okay?
802
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:31,875
And we don't have time
for an existential crisis.
803
00:32:31,877 --> 00:32:33,005
Listen to me.
804
00:32:33,007 --> 00:32:34,967
You are Very Special Agent
Anthony DiNozzo.
805
00:32:34,969 --> 00:32:36,997
You survived
the pneumonic plague.
806
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:39,425
You saved Gibbs
from drowning.
807
00:32:39,427 --> 00:32:41,986
But you know what?
More than anything...
808
00:32:41,988 --> 00:32:44,480
you're one of my best friends.
809
00:32:47,409 --> 00:32:49,535
All right, looks like
we tracked down the girl
810
00:32:49,537 --> 00:32:53,161
that got you into this mess,
so enough with the Oprah.
811
00:32:53,163 --> 00:32:54,658
Let's go get her.
812
00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:56,820
Thanks, Tim.
813
00:32:58,684 --> 00:32:59,946
BISHOP:
This is a receiver transponder.
814
00:32:59,948 --> 00:33:02,440
You'll be able to both
hear and speak to us.
815
00:33:02,442 --> 00:33:04,070
All right, cool!
816
00:33:04,072 --> 00:33:05,700
Ooh! (laughs)
817
00:33:05,702 --> 00:33:08,760
Whatever's happening here,
I don't like it.
818
00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:10,290
It's the only plan we got.
819
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,721
Which is?
820
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,482
GIBBS:
He's the bait.
821
00:33:13,484 --> 00:33:17,076
Woman running the extortion ring
texted him to arrange a meet.
822
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,738
We see her, we grab her.
823
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,900
Okay. All set.
824
00:33:20,902 --> 00:33:22,562
Ready, Freddie.
825
00:33:22,564 --> 00:33:24,558
McGee and DiNozzo?
826
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,922
Meeting us there.
827
00:33:25,924 --> 00:33:27,185
Where are they?
828
00:33:27,187 --> 00:33:30,112
Uh, following up on a lead.
Didn't pan out.
829
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,438
So, listen, Stretch.
830
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,101
This isn't a game.
831
00:33:35,103 --> 00:33:37,728
You got one shot at your friend.
832
00:33:37,730 --> 00:33:38,993
No fooling around.
833
00:33:38,995 --> 00:33:41,987
Don't worry. I'm an actor.
834
00:33:41,989 --> 00:33:45,345
Yeah. That's what
I'm worried about.
835
00:33:50,271 --> 00:33:52,429
(birds chirping)
836
00:33:56,057 --> 00:33:57,918
Got anything?
837
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,282
McGEE:
Yeah, a blister.
838
00:33:59,284 --> 00:34:01,377
Thought gardening was
supposed to be therapeutic.
839
00:34:01,379 --> 00:34:03,240
Why does Tony get
to stay in the car?
840
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:06,366
TONY: Trust me, it's notas fun as it sounds.
841
00:34:06,368 --> 00:34:07,829
And I get to stay in the car
842
00:34:07,831 --> 00:34:09,559
because Leah,
or whatever her name is,
843
00:34:09,561 --> 00:34:10,857
knows what I look like.
844
00:34:10,859 --> 00:34:12,153
Remember?
845
00:34:16,147 --> 00:34:18,040
Hey.
846
00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:19,205
What's he doing?
847
00:34:19,207 --> 00:34:20,268
BISHOP:
Uh...
848
00:34:20,270 --> 00:34:21,932
I guess he's hot?
849
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:22,995
Sign of nerves?
850
00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:24,925
Ya think?
851
00:34:24,927 --> 00:34:26,322
(exhales)
852
00:34:28,618 --> 00:34:30,679
Okay.
853
00:34:30,681 --> 00:34:32,142
What the hell?
Bishop...
854
00:34:32,144 --> 00:34:33,605
On it.
855
00:34:37,299 --> 00:34:38,994
Hey. Hey.
856
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,025
I don't want to do this.
857
00:34:40,027 --> 00:34:41,389
Okay. - Okay?
Get ahold of yourself.
858
00:34:41,391 --> 00:34:42,752
She's gonna be
here any minute.
859
00:34:42,754 --> 00:34:44,814
What? Okay. I can't, I can't,
I can't do this.
860
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,211
Oh, boy.
GIBBS: Abort. Abort.
861
00:34:46,213 --> 00:34:47,541
Now. Get him out of there.
862
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,072
Okay. Okay.
863
00:34:49,074 --> 00:34:50,568
Oh, there, that's good.
864
00:34:50,570 --> 00:34:51,832
All right.
865
00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:54,925
And the other...
Okay.
866
00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:21,264
So much for
Strangers in the Night.
867
00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:23,025
Tony.
868
00:35:23,027 --> 00:35:24,257
The one and only.
869
00:35:24,259 --> 00:35:26,286
You said you were a cat person.
870
00:35:26,288 --> 00:35:29,112
Yeah, well...
I said a lot of things.
871
00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:32,471
You know,
you're looking good, Tony.
872
00:35:32,473 --> 00:35:33,802
(laughs)
873
00:35:33,804 --> 00:35:35,066
So are you.
874
00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:36,430
But it pains me to say,
875
00:35:36,432 --> 00:35:38,425
Leah Ramsey
or Elizabeth Elliott,
876
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:40,920
you're under arrest.
877
00:35:40,922 --> 00:35:43,314
And, you know, I imagined
putting these on you;
878
00:35:43,316 --> 00:35:45,376
it was just under
different circumstances.
879
00:35:56,986 --> 00:35:59,578
Writing your confession?
880
00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:01,408
Mm.
881
00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:03,171
My...
882
00:36:03,173 --> 00:36:05,598
“get out of jail free” card.
883
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,062
Read it.
884
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:09,856
It's the story of how
my friend Scott Byers
885
00:36:09,858 --> 00:36:14,944
was run off the road and
killed by Senator Shawn Kelly.
886
00:36:14,946 --> 00:36:16,143
So what?
887
00:36:16,145 --> 00:36:17,638
So go arrest him for murder.
888
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,869
Based on your word?
889
00:36:18,871 --> 00:36:20,266
He's a United States senator.
890
00:36:20,268 --> 00:36:21,764
You're a scam artist.
891
00:36:21,766 --> 00:36:24,224
(chuckles)
892
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,320
Check my phone records.
893
00:36:26,322 --> 00:36:28,481
Scott called me that night,
freaking out.
894
00:36:28,483 --> 00:36:31,742
Said the senator was following
him, driving like crazy.
895
00:36:31,744 --> 00:36:34,967
Then I heard screaming,
and the phone went dead.
896
00:36:36,366 --> 00:36:39,058
So what do you say?
My testimony for my immunity?
897
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:41,353
We don't make deals.
898
00:36:42,851 --> 00:36:44,646
Fine.
899
00:36:44,648 --> 00:36:47,672
Arrest me for extortion...
900
00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:50,267
but let a killer go free.
901
00:36:52,996 --> 00:36:54,823
It's just a matter of leverage.
902
00:36:54,825 --> 00:36:57,217
I learned that negotiating
mortgage loans.
903
00:36:57,219 --> 00:36:59,080
Where you going?
904
00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:01,575
I'd be worried about
where you were going.
905
00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,027
Abby test the senator's car?
906
00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:09,191
Arctic Beach white.
907
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:10,455
And the parking decal?
908
00:37:10,457 --> 00:37:11,753
MCGEE: The car was
recently repaired.
909
00:37:11,755 --> 00:37:13,415
New fender, new
parking decal.
910
00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:15,245
So there's no way
to definitively say
911
00:37:15,247 --> 00:37:18,437
if it was his car that ran
Dead Tony off the road.
912
00:37:18,439 --> 00:37:20,866
We may need her testimony
to convict him.
913
00:37:20,868 --> 00:37:22,861
We are not
letting her walk, McGee.
914
00:37:23,861 --> 00:37:25,589
We are
absolutely sure
915
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:27,051
that Senator Kelly did this?
916
00:37:27,053 --> 00:37:28,482
I don't trust a word she says.
917
00:37:28,484 --> 00:37:29,746
BISHOP:
How did she learn about
918
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,077
the senator
military secret?
919
00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:32,806
Journalists,
political rivals--
920
00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:36,898
nobody could dig this up,
but some hustler figured it out?
921
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,059
Doesn't make any sense.
922
00:37:42,154 --> 00:37:43,715
She had somebody on the inside.
923
00:37:43,717 --> 00:37:46,210
Someone who knew the senator
better than anyone?
924
00:37:46,212 --> 00:37:48,172
DiNozzo, come on.
You're with me.
925
00:37:48,174 --> 00:37:49,869
With pleasure, sir.
926
00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:55,523
NCIS!
927
00:37:56,589 --> 00:37:58,050
Gentlemen.
928
00:37:58,052 --> 00:37:59,713
Senator Kelly's
on the Hill.
929
00:37:59,715 --> 00:38:01,643
Can I take a message for him?
930
00:38:01,645 --> 00:38:02,872
TONY:
Sure.
931
00:38:02,874 --> 00:38:04,236
We got a message.
932
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,165
Tell him he's gonna
need a new assistant.
933
00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:13,882
TALL TONY (mouth full):
Mm. So Senator Kelly
934
00:38:13,884 --> 00:38:15,678
did not kill Dead Tony?
935
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,773
No.
936
00:38:17,775 --> 00:38:20,867
The senator's aide, Lisa,
was driving the car.
937
00:38:22,698 --> 00:38:24,359
The chick who hired us.
938
00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,718
No, that was Elizabeth,
939
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,348
who I knew as Leah,
940
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,911
and she's the one
who stole my identity
941
00:38:30,913 --> 00:38:33,339
and gave it to you clowns.
No offense.
942
00:38:33,341 --> 00:38:34,603
None taken.
943
00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:36,566
Why did Lisa
run him off the road?
944
00:38:36,568 --> 00:38:38,726
Because Dead Tony
was about to squeal
945
00:38:38,728 --> 00:38:40,357
and ruin their
extortion operation.
946
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,085
Would you... would you
pay attention?
947
00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,516
Focus.
948
00:38:45,248 --> 00:38:47,507
They were partners?
Mm.
949
00:38:48,407 --> 00:38:50,202
They worked at
the same mortgage company.
950
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:51,865
TALL TONY:
She's cute.
951
00:38:51,867 --> 00:38:52,862
Yeah, total hottie.
952
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:54,326
2008,
when the bubble burst,
953
00:38:54,328 --> 00:38:56,988
Lisa went to work
as a senator's aide,
954
00:38:56,990 --> 00:38:58,550
and Elizabeth became a grifter.
955
00:38:58,552 --> 00:39:02,341
So Lisa concocted a plan
to blackmail her boss.
956
00:39:02,343 --> 00:39:03,639
Mm.
957
00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:06,699
Yeah, and it was so successful,
they expanded operations.
958
00:39:06,701 --> 00:39:09,725
Which is why they needed
more Phony Tonys.
959
00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:12,552
Us. (laughs)
960
00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:15,645
Do-do you get it?
Do... do you see?
961
00:39:15,647 --> 00:39:18,406
Are those hot peppers?
Oh, my God.
962
00:39:18,408 --> 00:39:19,537
(Tall Tony laughs)
963
00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:21,500
How did you know
they were my favorite, huh?
964
00:39:21,502 --> 00:39:22,962
Because they're my favorite.
965
00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:24,792
Ah!
966
00:39:24,794 --> 00:39:26,123
(laughter)
967
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,087
(sighs)
968
00:39:27,089 --> 00:39:28,883
So, uh, what happens to us?
969
00:39:28,885 --> 00:39:30,679
We'll put a good word
in for you,
970
00:39:30,681 --> 00:39:33,040
but sorry, guys,
you're gonna have to do time.
971
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:35,568
Brief, with good behavior.
972
00:39:39,228 --> 00:39:40,923
Oh, my God.
973
00:39:40,925 --> 00:39:42,519
No way.
974
00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:44,615
No way!
975
00:39:44,617 --> 00:39:45,912
GIBBS:
Bishop?
976
00:39:45,914 --> 00:39:47,608
Sorry.
977
00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,870
Uh, it's nothing. It's fine.
978
00:39:50,737 --> 00:39:52,264
Oh, my God.
979
00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:53,994
No way.
980
00:39:53,996 --> 00:39:55,524
What? What is it?
981
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:57,519
It's the ship-naming contest.
982
00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,149
I'm a finalist.
983
00:39:59,151 --> 00:40:00,347
The contest just ended.
984
00:40:00,349 --> 00:40:02,043
How-how could they have made
their decision already?
985
00:40:02,045 --> 00:40:04,438
I don't know, but they
narrowed it down to ten.
986
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,164
I'm jealous.
987
00:40:08,164 --> 00:40:09,327
Happy for you though.
988
00:40:09,329 --> 00:40:11,257
Congratulations.
What'd you go with?
989
00:40:11,259 --> 00:40:13,052
Yeah, I want to see this.
990
00:40:13,054 --> 00:40:15,580
A deceased,
decorated war veteran.
991
00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:19,305
USS Admiral John McGee.
992
00:40:19,307 --> 00:40:20,868
My dad.
993
00:40:21,868 --> 00:40:23,629
Thanks, Ellie.
994
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,291
You bet, Tim.
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