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That's Julie's dance studio right there.
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She'll be out soon.
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-She has a big recital coming up--
-Do you have a pliers?
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What for?
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That antenna is bent.
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So what?
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Well, we could straighten it out.
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Just take a second.
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No, it's none of our business.
Forget about it.
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Well, I happen to believe
that all men are brothers.
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Every man's bent antenna diminishes me.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know.
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Maybe he likes it like that.
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You don't know.
Maybe he did it himself.
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He didn't bend his own antenna.
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People don't like things bent.
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People like things… straight.
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Nice and straight and even.
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I'll tell you what people like, Mr. Monk.
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People like people
who mind their own business.
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Every time I poke my nose someplace,
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I end up regretting it.
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It's bad karma.
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I will be right back.
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Stay here.
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Stay.
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Good boy.
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[sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[gun fires]
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[man shouting]
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[gun firing]
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[police sirens blaring]
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["It's a Jungle Out There"
by Randy Newman playing]
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♪ It's a jungle out there ♪
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♪ Disorder and confusion everywhere ♪
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♪ No one seems to care ♪
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♪ Well, I do ♪
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♪ Hey, who's in charge here? ♪
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♪ It's a jungle out there ♪
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♪ Poison in the very air we breathe ♪
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♪ You know what's in
The water that you drink? ♪
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♪ Well, I do and it's amazing ♪
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♪ People think I'm crazy
'Cause I worry all the time ♪
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♪ If you paid attention
You'd be worried too ♪
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♪ You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much ♪
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♪ Might just kill you ♪
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♪ I could be wrong now ♪
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♪ But I don't think so ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's a jungle out there ♪
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♪ It's a jungle out there ♪
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[Monk] Why couldn't we
stay in the city?
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[Natalie] Because a man there
wants you dead.
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[Monk] Right, I know.
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[Grooms] And that man packs
a lot of muscle in the Bay area.
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[Monk] I know.
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[Stottlemeyer] That's why
they have a witness protection program.
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[horse neighs]
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Captain, please stay in the vehicle
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until we get to the cabin.
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What are you afraid of, Grooms,
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a sharpshooting raccoon
with a high-powered rifle?
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This is not a joke, Captain.
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Tommy Win has already had
two other federal witnesses killed.
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I know he has.
That's why I'm here.
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Ms. Teeger, please.
Stay in the vehicle.
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No.
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You can stretch your legs.
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Just don't call
any attention to yourself.
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Good advice coming from a guy
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wearing a three-piece suit
in the middle of the woods.
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Where are we?
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You're safe, that's where you are.
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How long do we have to stay here?
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Until the deposition on Monday.
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Six days.
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You're doing God's work.
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We finally have Tommy Win behind bars,
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and thanks to you,
he's gonna stay there.
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Six days, piece of cake.
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-[groans]
-What? Are you okay?
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I should tell you,
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I'm afraid of… places.
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You're always someplace.
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This is your own fault.
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You should have stayed in the car.
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Now we're in the middle of nowhere.
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And my kid has to stay
with my parents.
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She's missing a whole week of school.
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You got some drug lord
with a price on your head.
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Plus, you broke that guy's antenna.
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I know you mean well,
but you're bad karma.
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[groaning]
Bad karma, yeah, bad, bad.
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Look… are you thirsty?
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Yes.
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Uh…
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Here. I got some water.
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I brought two cases in the back.
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I can only drink Sierra Springs.
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What?
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What is it, like some medical thing?
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Yes.
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Bought the wrong water.
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All right, look. Make it fast.
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Make it fast.
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Hey, Monk, now remember,
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as long as you're here, your name is
Conway, Frank Conway.
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We made up an ID for you.
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Wait… he doesn't look like me.
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That's a picture of you.
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It is?
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[country music playing]
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Excuse me, do you carry
Sierra Springs bottled water?
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In the cooler. Help yourself.
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All right.
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You folks just passing through?
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I'm-- I'm a hunter.
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I'm gonna do some hunting.
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Season doesn't start for three months.
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I know.
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I like to get here early
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and get a good spot.
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What are you gonna do,
squat in the woods for 12 weeks?
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-[laughing]
-Kathy…
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What?
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It's none of our business.
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This gentleman isn't poking his nose
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into your life, is he?
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He can ask me anything he likes.
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I've got nothin' to hide.
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Turn that up!
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Martin hates country music.
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He never lets me play it
at home, right, darlin'?
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That is why the good Lord
invented headphones.
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Martin, I got those dipsy-diggitys
you were asking about.
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Oh, thank you much.
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Yeah, the best bass lure
in the whole world.
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Yeah, every lure you buy
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is the best lure in the world.
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Well, that's 'cause
they keep improving them.
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I'll take two.
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One for the fish,
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and one for my lucky hat.
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[cashier] Okay, that'll be 22 even.
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Twenty-two, here you go.
Mr. Conway, we have to go.
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Mr. Conway.
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Mr. Conway.
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Mr. Conway.
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Frank!
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Frank!
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Hello! Mr. Conway, we have to go!
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Sorry.
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[gritting] I've been calling you
for five minutes.
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Then I should have answered you.
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'Cause that is my name.
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Frank Conway.
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Thank you very much.
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[groans]
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[Grooms] The bureau's been
using this place for 30 years.
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Remember that guy that testified
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against Marty Vincenzo?
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He stayed here.
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-[Natalie] Wasn't he killed?
-[Stottlemeyer] Yep.
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[Grooms] Not here, he wasn't.
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Okay.
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Cell phones off, and keep them off.
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Not that it matters.
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There's no signal up here.
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All right.
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Land line is for FBI use only.
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No calls in
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or out.
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As of this moment,
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we are closed off
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from the outside world.
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Can we see the rest of it?
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This is it.
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Look, I know it's not the Four Seasons,
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but… we've all seen worse.
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I actually don't think I have.
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It's no picnic for me, either,
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but I suggest we all
try to make the best of it.
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Try to think of it like a little vacation.
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Okay.
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I can't do this.
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I can't live… like this.
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I wanna go home.
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If you go home now,
you'll get shot in the head.
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Shot in the head.
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[Grooms] Mr. Monk,
you're not going anywhere.
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You're going to testify in open court
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against Tommy Win on Monday,
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and you're going to stay
in this cabin until you do.
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I'm by the door.
Ms. Teeger, you have the bedroom.
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Captain, you and Monk
take the bunk bed.
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Top or bottom?
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Ohh…
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Uh…
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Um…
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Okay, I'll flip a coin.
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Heads or tails?
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Um…
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[dog barking]
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Hey, Monk…
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have a seat.
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I'll sit when I get home.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey there, Mr. Conway.
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[Stottlemeyer] You know,
I could get used to this.
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Yeah, it's nice.
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You know what'd make it even nicer?
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[Stottlemeyer] Hmm?
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If we were someplace else.
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Well, I'm gonna make the most of it.
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Hey, guess what tomorrow is.
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It's your birthday, of course.
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Happy birthday to me.
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What the hell happened to me, Monk?
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I was supposed to be
the Deputy Commissioner by now.
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I was the fair-haired boy, remember?
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Youngest detective
in the history of the department.
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And now, I'm the guy
that knows how to find you.
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Look, Captain, there isn't--
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Forget about it.
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Say, how's Natalie working out?
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Oh, Natalie's great.
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Please pick 'em up, pick 'em up.
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I like her.
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And I trust her.
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I-- I depend on her.
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She'll probably be quitting soon.
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[Stottlemeyer chuckles]
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Hey, uh, Monk?
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That's just dirt.
You can throw it anywhere.
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Oh, yeah.
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Go ahead.
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I really appreciate
your coming out here.
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All the way up here,
especially on your birthday.
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-You didn't have to do this.
-Yes, I did.
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I don't trust these guys,
particularly not Grooms.
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You could have asked
Lieutenant Disher, or--
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I thought about that,
but he has a big date.
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Kid thinks he's in love.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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He's the one ought to be
in protective custody.
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[chuckles]
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[kabuki music playing]
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[Disher] You were right.
This place is great.
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I used to come here
with my grandfather.
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We used to sit
in that booth over there.
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Well, I hope your grandfather
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wasn't thinking
what I'm thinking right now.
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Actually, my grandfather died last year.
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It's just funny…
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Every time I'm here,
it's like he's with me.
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Like I can feel him, his spirit.
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[server] Thank you.
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Don't forget your cookies.
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My favorite part.
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-I'm taking this one.
-Okay.
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What does it say?
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"True love has finally come your way."
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No way. It does not say that.
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-It does not say that.
-Yes, it does. Look, read it.
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Wow.
267
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,706
Maybe they know something.
268
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,583
-Maybe they do.
-Here, here's mine.
269
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,965
"A friendly hand will save you
from a dirty death."
270
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,092
Really?
271
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,927
Wow, that's weird.
272
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,179
So, what are you doing tomorrow night?
273
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,598
What are you doing in 20 minutes?
274
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,474
God, you like to move fast, don't you?
275
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,684
I wouldn't say that.
276
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,769
So what do you want
to name our first child?
277
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,855
Okay, now you're scaring me.
278
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,815
-Randy!
-[horn blows]
279
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,742
Are you okay?
280
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,660
Yeah.
281
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,870
Whew!
282
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,872
Oh, God.
283
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,214
"A friendly hand."
284
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,010
"Dirty death."
285
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:42,399
[snoring]
286
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,930
[thunder rumbling]
287
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,265
[Kathy] Do you hear that?
288
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,517
Thunder.
289
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,395
I better pull the car around.
290
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,690
I already did, and I covered the boat.
291
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,859
What on earth would you do without me?
292
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,069
[Kathy chuckles]
293
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,112
You mean what would I do first?
294
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,158
As soon as that insurance kicks in,
295
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,118
I'd get me one of those
new LeBarons,
296
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,704
fully loaded, with leather seats.
297
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,415
Hmm, sounds like
you been thinking about it.
298
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,501
Only every waking minute.
299
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,005
Then I'd take me one of them
cruises to Hawaii.
300
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,381
Yeah, yeah.
301
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,133
In your dreams.
302
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,718
[country music plays]
303
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,303
Oh, turn that off.
304
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,430
You know I hate that crap.
305
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,558
Turn it off yourself.
306
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,145
[screaming]
307
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,523
[distant screaming]
308
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,525
[screaming]
309
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,776
[distant screaming]
310
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,152
[screaming]
311
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:33,987
Did you hear that?
312
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,322
Huh? Hear what?
313
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,990
-[yelps]
-[thuds]
314
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,492
[Stottlemeyer] Monk…
315
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,993
My leg.
316
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,830
Untie my leg.
317
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,207
Monk…
318
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,792
Monk!
319
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379
[woman] You ready for the fortune?
320
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,214
I don't know, after the last one.
321
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,842
Listen, I've been thinking
about my grandfather all day.
322
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,885
I know it sounds crazy,
323
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,428
but before he died,
324
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,472
he said he would
always look out for me.
325
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,100
What if he's communicating with me?
326
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,351
With us, through the cookies.
327
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,689
Or… what if it's just a coincidence?
328
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,024
Hayley… I'm a cop.
329
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,818
I gotta wait till I see
some real evidence.
330
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,987
Okay, Lieutenant.
331
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,613
Let's check out exhibit "A."
332
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,869
"Follow your heart."
333
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,328
Yeah, that's kind of boring.
334
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,329
My turn.
335
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,087
"You will receive unexpected
money from your uncle."
336
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,047
[laughs] Sorry.
337
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,716
Looks like your grandpa's
having an off day.
338
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,009
What do you mean?
339
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,803
I don't have any uncles.
Two aunts, but no uncles.
340
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,389
Oh. It was fun while it lasted.
341
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,144
Is that Adrian Monk, the detective?
342
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,687
Yeah, that's right.
343
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,771
You know him?
344
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,440
Yeah, we work together all the time.
345
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,733
See, that's me.
346
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,110
And, uh, that's me.
347
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,362
Is he really that smart?
348
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,031
I hear he's like Sherlock Holmes.
349
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,366
Yeah, well, you know,
it's really a team effort.
350
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,243
I'd love to meet him.
351
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,495
-I'll introduce you.
-Really?
352
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,624
Yes, but not right away
because he's out of town.
353
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,667
Oh, is he working on some case?
354
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,502
Well, I'm not at liberty to say.
355
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,921
It's confidential.
356
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,089
[knock on door]
357
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,884
-[groans]
-Hang on.
358
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,680
Randall Disher?
359
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,682
-Yeah.
-Certified letter.
360
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,934
Sign right here.
361
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,437
Great, thanks.
362
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,859
Oh, it's from the IRS.
363
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,278
[Hayley] Oh, you are in trouble now.
364
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,577
It's a check.
365
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,621
For $2,400.
366
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,623
-What?
-Yeah.
367
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,791
It's a refund.
368
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,668
Says that they've been
miscalculating my taxes
369
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,336
for the past six years?
370
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,213
[Hayley] Good old Uncle Sam.
371
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,387
Good old Uncle Sam?
372
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,522
[Stottlemeyer] She's carrying
two packages, looks like ice.
373
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,732
Exactly. She's been buying ice all day.
374
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,693
That makes 16 bags
she's carried in so far.
375
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,736
-Maybe she's having a party.
-No food!
376
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,863
No beer, no chips. Just ice.
377
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,657
Maybe she's having
an Adrian Monk party.
378
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,283
The only other thing she bought today
379
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,911
-is a new radio.
-What are you getting at?
380
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,080
Plus… I am positive
I heard a man screaming
381
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,290
at 1:15 last night.
382
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,874
That was me.
You tied my foot to the bed.
383
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,501
I mean, before that.
384
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,420
It was definitely coming from that cabin.
385
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,672
Shh, shh, shh.
386
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,299
-What?
-Hear that?
387
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,009
She said her husband
388
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,303
didn't let her listen
to country music in the house.
389
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,595
Maybe he's not home.
390
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,806
Well, where did he go?
There's his boat.
391
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,349
They only have the one car.
392
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,851
[Natalie] Maybe he went on a walk.
393
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,103
No, I have been
watching the house all day.
394
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,356
Captain… I have not seen him.
395
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,408
[country music playing]
396
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,666
[phone ringing]
397
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,210
It's ringing.
398
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,670
Well, Agent Grooms said no calls.
399
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,880
Agent Grooms can kiss--
400
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,090
-Hello!
-Oh, hello!
401
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,341
Mrs. Willowby.
402
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,551
Yes?
403
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,053
[Stottlemeyer] Uh, is Martin there?
404
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,512
My name's Darrell Hendershot.
405
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,056
I'm a friend of Martin's.
406
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,390
We went to high school together.
407
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,017
We're having a big
high school reunion.
408
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,520
Oh, I'm so sorry.
He is on the lake, fishing.
409
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,314
Oh, okay.
410
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,482
Well, I'll try back then.
411
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,775
You do that.
412
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,359
Thank you very much.
413
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,905
She says… he's on the lake, fishing.
414
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,198
She killed him.
415
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,533
You've got to be kidding.
416
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,827
Can't I take you anywhere?
417
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,595
[Grooms]
She was playing country music?
418
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,347
-[Monk] Yeah.
-And buying ice?
419
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,265
That's right. About 20 bags.
420
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,725
Okay, I've seen this before.
421
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,018
You're cooped up for a long time,
422
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,561
away from home,
under a lot of stress.
423
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,855
-You begin to imagine things.
-I'm not imagining anything.
424
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,982
I heard him screaming.
Then their lights flickered.
425
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,400
And he hasn't been seen since.
426
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,194
It's not exactly a slam dunk, is it?
427
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,446
Well, it sure as hell is probable cause.
428
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,572
[thunder crashes]
429
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,449
It's only thunder.
It's only thunder.
430
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,492
It can't hurt you.
431
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,493
What do you want me to do?
432
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,702
Do your job. Call the sheriff.
433
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,247
If I call the local yokels,
they're gonna wanna talk to Monk.
434
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,581
I can't allow that.
435
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,208
What kind of cop are you?
436
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,502
I'm a cop who has his priorities
straight, Captain.
437
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,295
It's my job to protect that man.
438
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,673
What if he's wrong?
We'd be blowing his cover for nothing!
439
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,133
He is never wrong.
440
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,927
Maybe he heard something.
A scream, maybe the TV was on.
441
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,680
Well, why did she
lie to me when I called her?
442
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,687
You… called her?
443
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,438
Yes, I called her!
It was a local call.
444
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,731
It can't be traced.
445
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,732
Okay…
446
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,902
First thing in the morning,
447
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,738
I'm gonna go into town
and talk to the sheriff.
448
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,283
No, no, no, no, no.
Tomorrow's too late!
449
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,951
She could be getting rid
of the evidence now.
450
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,161
That's the best I can do.
451
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,453
Now, if you'll excuse me,
452
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,123
I'm gonna wash up and go to bed!
453
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:24,880
Monk…
454
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,382
are you sure,
455
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:29,342
I mean, are you really sure?
456
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,803
And don't give me
any of that 95% crap.
457
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,514
Captain, I am 100% sure
458
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,433
that she probably killed him.
459
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,394
What does that mean?
460
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:43,857
95%.
461
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:03,043
[Grooms] Whoa! Hey!
I need some privacy here!
462
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,211
[Stottlemeyer] Okay.
463
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,337
[handcuffs clicking]
464
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,963
Take your time.
465
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:08,965
[clicking]
466
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,297
[shouting]
Be careful out there!
467
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,135
[laughing]
468
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,144
[thunder crashing]
469
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,448
Which way, left or right?
470
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,908
-Uh…
-Not you.
471
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,160
Um, left.
I think the lake is that way.
472
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,128
[Grooms shouting]
Hey, guys! Joke's over! Come on!
473
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,796
[Natalie] When we get there,
what's the plan?
474
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,674
[Stottlemeyer] We knock on the door.
If Mr. Willowby answers,
475
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,551
we owe everybody a great big apology.
476
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,011
He's not gonna be there.
477
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,679
I'm telling you, she killed him.
478
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,097
Can I say something?
479
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,141
I'm freaking out back here.
480
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,475
[Monk] Why?
481
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,478
Everywhere you go,
every time you turn around,
482
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,397
somebody is killing somebody else.
483
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,356
That's true.
484
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,399
What?
485
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,776
There was the time
you went on vacation,
486
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,111
then on the airplane.
487
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,237
These things happen.
488
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,697
And then that stage play.
489
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,157
-It happens.
-To you!
490
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,408
Not to me.
491
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,493
Not to anybody else.
492
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,579
It follows you around.
493
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:03,913
You're not just unlucky,
494
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,373
it's-- It's something else.
495
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,374
Bad karma?
496
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,542
You're like a magnet.
497
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:08,668
Bad karma.
498
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,504
It's like you're causing it somehow.
499
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,841
You're the Prince of Darkness.
500
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,801
No, no, he's not
the Prince of Darkness.
501
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,094
I've seen him vacuum the ceiling.
502
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,763
You wouldn't see
the Prince of Darkness
503
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:20,847
vacuuming the ceiling.
504
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,432
I can picture the Prince of Darkness
505
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:24,893
vacuuming the ceiling… to trick us.
506
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,394
He's very tricky.
507
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,146
Stop calling me the Prince of Darkness.
508
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:30,774
That's how rumors get started.
509
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:31,983
[all grunting]
510
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,028
-Son of a bitch!
-What happened?
511
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,279
We're stuck.
512
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,618
Maybe we can back out.
513
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,079
I'm trying.
514
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,709
Maybe we can go forward.
515
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,753
We can't go forward.
We're stuck.
516
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,671
Maybe we can back out.
517
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,466
Back… back out.
518
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,929
[Stottlemeyer muttering]
519
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,350
We're stuck!
520
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,268
[Grooms] Open the door!
521
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,066
Oh!
522
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,738
[Natalie] The main road's
about two miles up ahead.
523
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,366
I'll stay here with Mr. Monk,
and you go ahead and get help.
524
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:22,867
No, I can't leave him.
525
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,662
Technically, he is still
in protective custody.
526
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,790
Well, maybe we should all go.
527
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,959
[thunder crashing]
528
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,753
Or we could just stay here.
529
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,257
What's this?
530
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,969
Oh… oh, it's your birthday cake!
531
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,432
We were gonna surprise you.
532
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,525
You ready?
533
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,571
Happy birthday, Captain.
534
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,035
Thank you very much, Natalie.
535
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,581
This is probably
the most depressing birthday
536
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:10,707
I've ever had.
537
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,125
I've had worse.
538
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,007
Did you make a wish?
539
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,592
Yes, I did.
540
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,135
What was it?
541
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,851
Did it involve me?
542
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:31,102
Yes, it did.
543
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,237
Cake?
544
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,662
I'm almost scared to open this.
545
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,456
It's like a Twilight Zone episode.
546
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:52,832
First, I almost get run over,
547
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,709
and then the check from the IRS?
548
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,753
Do you believe me now?
549
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,296
I don't know what to think.
550
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,300
Look at me. I'm afraid of a cookie.
551
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,473
What does it say?
552
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:12,018
"An old friend is in danger.
Only you can save him."
553
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,770
An old friend?
554
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:15,980
Monk?
555
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,949
[telephone ringing]
556
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,203
[disconnect tone]
557
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:33,540
[operator] The number you've dialed
is not in service at this time.
558
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,875
[beeping]
559
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,295
Listen, I, uh, I gotta go.
560
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:41,005
Can you get yourself home okay?
561
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,633
-What's going on?
-I'll tell you later. I promise.
562
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,969
I love you.
563
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,577
It worked. He actually fell for it.
564
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,911
Of course he did.
565
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,122
Now he's gonna lead us right to Monk.
566
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:15,748
You visiting Tommy tonight?
567
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,126
Tell him to relax.
568
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,628
Adrian Monk won't live
to testify against him.
569
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:26,885
[Natalie] What do you think?
570
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,345
I think that north is that way.
571
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,639
[Monk] Are we lost?
572
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,100
Tell me, I-- I have to know.
573
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:35,727
Are we lost?
574
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,604
We're not lost.
575
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,607
[Monk] Oh, my God! We're lost!
576
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,776
Hey! Water.
577
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,779
Oh! Oh! Water. Water.
578
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,615
Hang on, hang on.
579
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,325
What are you doing?
Hey, don't, don't!
580
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,285
Don't drink that!
581
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,746
You don't wanna do that.
You don't wanna drink that.
582
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:55,872
[Natalie] Oh!
583
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,708
Mr. Monk, you have to take a sip.
584
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,835
-You're dehydrated.
-No, no.
585
00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:02,795
I'm not that thirsty.
I'm not drinking that.
586
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,965
You have no idea what's in there.
587
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,176
Monk, don't you know what this is?
588
00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,762
This is Sierra Spring.
589
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:13,640
This is the water
you drink all the time.
590
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,266
Wh-- What?
591
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,185
Yeah, he's right.
592
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,645
I saw it on a map.
593
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:21,147
Which means the bottling plant
594
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,274
is right over that hill!
595
00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:29,530
Sierra Springs?
596
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,823
The one and only.
597
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,492
[Natalie] This is where they get it.
598
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,827
This is the exact same water.
599
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,705
Only… it's free.
600
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,401
[Monk] Oh! Uh--
601
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,888
It is!
602
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,974
It's Sierra Springs!
603
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,394
And it's free.
604
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,337
Son of a bitch.
605
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,474
Ahh!
606
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,642
Ah, I got nature.
607
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,686
There's nature on my hand here.
608
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:24,645
I need a wipe.
609
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,855
[scoffs]
610
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:26,898
Wipe!
611
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,986
No, you can't clean nature
with nature.
612
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:33,863
[Stottlemeyer] Shh!
613
00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:35,156
Listen.
614
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,201
[car rushing by]
615
00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:39,786
It's a car!
616
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,912
Car!
617
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,373
It's probably people.
618
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,793
Yeah, Monk, it's probably people.
619
00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:57,470
I'm gonna take a few more pictures.
620
00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:59,889
I'll meet you guys back at the station.
621
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:02,475
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Can I help you folks?
622
00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:04,644
Yeah, our car broke down.
We got a little lost.
623
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:07,355
Yeah, we got a little lost
in the… woods.
624
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,357
What happened here?
625
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,025
The guy who lived here
got hit by lightning.
626
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,985
Guess when your number's up,
your number's up.
627
00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:14,362
-What's your name, son?
-Coby.
628
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:16,989
Paul Coby. Deputy Paul Coby.
629
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:19,450
Deputy Coby, I'm a homicide detective
from San Francisco.
630
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,369
We're staying in a cabin across the lake.
631
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,663
Oh, the FBI cabin.
632
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:24,664
Yeah.
633
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,000
Yeah, we've been watching
the woman that lives here,
634
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,502
a Mrs. Willowby.
635
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:30,837
That's right. Kathy Willowby.
636
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,463
They want to ask her a few questions.
637
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,965
It'll take just a minute.
638
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:36,926
Captain!
639
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:39,720
Hello?
640
00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:49,188
Hello?
641
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,235
'Scuse me.
He was killed in this boat?
642
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,988
That's right. I don't know what
he was doing out in the storm.
643
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:58,614
Must be pretty serious
about his fishing.
644
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,491
Got an uncle like that.
645
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,869
That's where the lightning hit.
646
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:03,953
[Monk] Uh-huh.
647
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:08,207
This rod is metal.
648
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,211
Why didn't the lightning
hit the fishing rod first?
649
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,173
I don't know.
650
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:18,301
Here's the thing.
I heard him screaming for help.
651
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,552
Two nights ago.
652
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:22,471
That doesn't make sense.
The medical examiner was just here.
653
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:23,973
Put the time of death at midnight
654
00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,183
last night.
655
00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,019
Is Mrs. Willowby here?
656
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,421
Have a little respect here.
657
00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:57,089
My husband died last night.
658
00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,841
I don't think so.
659
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:00,384
I think he died the night before.
660
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,261
I heard him screaming.
661
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,013
[scoffs] You heard him?
662
00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,140
They're staying at the FBI cabin.
663
00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:07,725
Would you please stop calling it that?
664
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,561
[Mrs. Willowby] Talk to Dr. Culver.
He was just here.
665
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,813
He can tell you
that Martin died last night
666
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:13,856
on the lake.
667
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,985
I told him not to go out in the rain.
668
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,528
The old fool.
669
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,656
Isn't that Martin's lucky fishing hat?
670
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:22,990
Why wasn't he wearing it?
671
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,327
I don't know.
Maybe he didn't wanna get it wet.
672
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:35,920
He seemed pretty excited
about his new lures.
673
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,214
I was there when he bought them.
674
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,549
I wonder why he didn't try them out.
675
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,134
I don't have to talk to you.
676
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:43,970
Do I?
677
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,348
I don't know, Kathy.
678
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:50,309
I think he's asking some mighty
interesting questions.
679
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,813
Mrs. Willowby, did Martin
have a life insurance policy?
680
00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,022
Maybe.
681
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,691
Did it have a double indemnity clause,
682
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,651
which pays double for an act of God?
683
00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:00,611
A lot of policies do.
684
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,698
[Mrs. Willowby] Look, I know my rights.
685
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:06,033
If you people think
you've got something to prove,
686
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,368
then prove it!
687
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:08,995
Otherwise, I want you to go.
688
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:10,079
[knock on door]
689
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,833
-Lieutenant.
-[Disher] Thank God.
690
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,459
Randy, what are you doing here?
691
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,671
Captain, I think Monk is in danger.
692
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,339
I tried to call you, but--
693
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,174
Okay, this sounds crazy.
694
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:23,759
I've been getting these fortune cookies,
695
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,177
and they've all been coming true.
696
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,513
-Fortune cookies?
-Yeah, today I got that one.
697
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,598
What, you got this today?
698
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:30,891
Yeah, at lunch.
699
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,768
I don't believe in any of this stuff,
700
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:33,894
but that's the third one,
701
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,604
and they've all been coming true.
702
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,690
Lieutenant, this is made by hand.
703
00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:40,735
You see the edge?
It's cut with a scissors.
704
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:43,988
Randy, did you just drive up here?
705
00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:44,989
Yeah.
706
00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:48,784
Get down!
707
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:52,705
[gun firing]
708
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,501
Get away from the window!
709
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:01,922
How many?
710
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,966
At least two!
711
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,009
One behind the canoes.
712
00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:06,552
-Where's the other one?
-I don't know.
713
00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:07,845
Who the hell are they?
714
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:09,388
Hit men from San Francisco!
715
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,432
-They're here to kill Monk!
-Good!
716
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,850
[gunfire continues]
717
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,416
[both] Oh, my God. I've got it.
718
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,542
[both] Here's what happened.
719
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,794
We didn't meet by accident.
720
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,629
[Monk] She electrocuted
her husband Tuesday Night.
721
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,881
[Disher] It was a setup
from the very beginning.
722
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,758
Oh, I can see that now.
723
00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,009
God, I'm such an idiot!
724
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,720
[Monk] She dropped the radio
into the tub while he was bathing.
725
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:53,557
She wanted to make it look like
an act of God to collect extra insurance.
726
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,893
[Disher] Maybe I believed them
because I wanted to believe them.
727
00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:58,104
All those fortunes
were printed in advance,
728
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,021
just for me!
729
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,649
[Monk] She had to preserve
the body until the storm came.
730
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,567
[Natalie] That's why
she bought those bags of ice.
731
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,277
My head is spinning.
Who are you listening to?
732
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,113
-Neither one.
-[Disher and Monk overlapping]
733
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,031
[Monk] She froze the body so the coroner
734
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,784
would never know
the real time of death!
735
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,786
[Disher] The first fortune
predicted that I'd be saved
736
00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:14,995
from a dirty death!
737
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,580
Which is exactly what happened
738
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,998
when I left the restaurant…
739
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,792
[Monk] Last night, during the storm,
740
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:22,294
she put her husband in the boat,
then cut it loose,
741
00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:25,047
waited a few hours,
and then reported it as an accident.
742
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,090
[guns firing]
743
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,259
Now I have to go back
and arrest my girlfriend
744
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:30,136
for conspiracy and attempted murder.
745
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,305
She'll probably break up with me.
746
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:39,603
FBI, freeze!
747
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,113
[Stottlemeyer] Grooms!
748
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,240
-[gun fires]
-[grunts]
749
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,167
Little vacation, huh?
750
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,341
Is it over?
751
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,343
Not for you.
752
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,512
I'm gonna order
a full autopsy on Martin's body.
753
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,348
They'll know if it was
lightning or electrocution.
754
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:20,936
So what the hell happened here?
755
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,063
She electrocuted her husband.
756
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:26,692
Well, looks like we all
had a pretty full day.
757
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:27,776
Huh?
758
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,903
You guys solved the homicide,
759
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,864
and I led those two hit men
into our trap.
760
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:33,908
-Yeah, that was--
-Right, Randy.
761
00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:35,326
-Brilliant.
-Really good.
762
00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:36,785
Thanks.
763
00:41:46,962 --> 00:41:48,047
I get it now.
764
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,173
Get what?
765
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:50,716
It's not bad karma.
766
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,885
People getting killed
whenever he's around.
767
00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,595
It's good karma.
768
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:57,765
Because he's there to catch them
and make it right.
769
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,142
It's a good thing, isn't it?
770
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,185
Yes, it is.
771
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:02,853
It's a good thing.
772
00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:10,986
Come on. I'll buy you a wipe.
773
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,705
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