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- There were some photos
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posted online,
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and I just want to
say it's not me, no.
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I mean, I wish I was that thin.
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- So obviously, it's not
your husband's penis.
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- Do you want me to
answer that? I don't...
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- Whose cock is it?
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Whose fucking cock is it?
- The point is,
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we should all be fine
with seeing someone
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with a cock in their
hand; we're not children.
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- But there are
children in the world.
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And also, we have one.
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- Your dad's gonna do a chat
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with one of the
men from "The Sun."
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And Archie is gonna
get 30 grand a gift.
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I mean, have you got her a gift?
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- Yeah, I've got her a gift.
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I've got her...
- What?
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- An air purifier
that also cools.
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- You seriously think Disney
are gonna want to work
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with you with a drug scandal?
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You're delusional.
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- Oh, you're so codependent.
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- I'm codependent?
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- Oh, I'm codependent?
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- You're so codependent.
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- Don't talk down to me like
some proxy kid, all right?
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If you want to do
that, why don't you
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just have a fucking baby?
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- Because I am not that selfish.
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- And you're perimenopausal.
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- Perimenopausal?
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I feel like my whole
life, I've just...
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I've seen everything from
other people's points of view.
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I really, really don't want
to be an agent anymore.
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- What do your other clients
have to say about this?
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- You're the only person
I didn't know how to tell.
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- You need to face up
to what you've done, OK?
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Not just to me but to Frank.
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Because those photos
will never go away, OK?
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His memory of his birthday
will never go away.
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- You're Mummy's secret weapon.
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Do you know that?
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- You're leaving me?
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You're leaving me? Is
that what you're saying?
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You're fucking leaving
me?
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- The truth is, I
don't love you, Cob.
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But I think that's fair enough,
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considering what you're like.
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- I will never...
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fucking forgive you,
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and I will make your life
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a living hell from now on.
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- As long as I'm not
pregnant or anything.
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Fuck!
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- 3, 4.1, 2, 3, 4.
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1, 2.
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- 6, 7, 8. And 1, 2.
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- You have 30 seconds
to finish voting, guys.
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Get on the "DC" app
and press to bless.
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You decide who stays
in the competition.
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- Suzie Pickles, that
was unbelievable.
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All devised by yourself
with the limited support
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of a choreographer.
- Yeah.
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- Let's see what the public
is saying in real time.
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Let's view the Craze Displays.
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And they are blessing
with pressing right now
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on their phones
from their homes.
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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And it is low.
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Oh, darling, it is low.
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Wow, that is the
lowest tonight so far.
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Suzie...
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how do you feel?
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- I mean, wow.
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You know, not...
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I mean, not... I
mean, not ideal.
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- Mm, and what do
you think went wrong?
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- Honestly, I don't think
anything went wrong.
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I guess they just
didn't like... it.
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- OK. Our lovely
celebrity contestants
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only have four weeks before
the final on Christmas Eve.
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Whoever gets the lowest score
tonight will be going home.
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Let's see what our next
contestant has in store.
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It's Benny H.
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- One minute 30 on VT, everyone!
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- Soupy off stage.
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- Oh, gosh, are you OK, Suzie?
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Bit of a shock?
- Yeah. I just...
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- You know, Veronica's
available...
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- No, no, no, I
don't need psych.
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- Poor old Veronica.
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Everyone on this
show is so robust.
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- I just... I need
to get back to...
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- Your agent is
here with a PR guy
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just round the corner,
I think. Is that right?
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- Oh, hi.
- That was ridiculous.
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- I didn't know that you were...
- Sorry, can we just clear
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this area, please?
- Yeah, they did ask
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that we stay in or
around the greenroom,
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but nobody's actually
defined the space.
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- Soupy heading out.
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- How are you doing?
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- I'm out, right?
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That was... crazy low.
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I mean, it was...
did you see it?
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Was it terrible?
- Maybe I'm mad,
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but I don't believe
that response.
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I'm gonna talk to them.
- Suzie.
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- Yeah?
- Holland.
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Sorry, we've not met in person.
- Hi. God. Tall.
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- Have you met anybody
from the PR team?
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- Oh, stop.
- Can we keep moving, please?
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- I'm embarrassed.
I'm so embarrassed.
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- Suzie.
- Oh, my God.
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you here? Is
everything all right?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just here.
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- He's a supportive presence.
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- I need some water, please.
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My mouth is...
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- Listen, you need...
- This is empty.
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- You need to be inside
your own experience
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right now, you know?
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White noise from the
MailOnline is totally banned.
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- Oh, shit. Has he
done it? Is it out?
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Of course it's out tonight.
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- The piece is online now and
will run in print tomorrow.
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- I'm so proud of
you for not doing
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the obvious thing out there.
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Well, how is it?
What does he say?
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- Well, as an interview,
as tell-alls go,
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it's your husband in a
park looking wronged.
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- Excuse me, Suzie.
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- And he does discuss
your marriage.
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- Actually, we should...
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Just let me detach the mic.
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- Good thought.
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- Is this gonna be... Is
this gonna be a quiet spot?
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- The dressing rooms are just
upstairs, so if we keep...
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- Can we just hang here
just for two minutes?
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Is that OK?
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- You do need to get
back up to the...
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- Literally just two minutes.
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- What can we say?
He's a narcissist.
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- Please, just until I...
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- Sure.
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- Just 'cause it's
sewn into the thing.
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- Take that.
- Can you get under there?
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You need to pull it taut.
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- Clear back to the
greenroom, please.
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- Great.
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- Soupy, thank you.
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- Ooh.
- OK.
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- Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, it's...
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OK.
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- Are we good?
- Yes.
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- Right, OK.
- Breathe.
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- The thing is, if he
just tells the story
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from his point of view...
- Yeah?
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"I
discovered these photos
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"of my wife with another
man at the same time
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"as everyone else,
and then she left me
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and our son six months ago."
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When you just tell the
story with the facts,
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he can seem like...
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he gives good reasonable.
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- This is not
fucking reasonable.
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This is punishment
for doing the show.
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- All right, Suzie?
- He's jealous.
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- All right, Soupy.
- You're doing really well.
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- Such a fuckup!
- It's all right.
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You're the one that's
reasonable, Suzie.
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You are. OK?
- It's a question...
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Not for now, but it's a question
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of how to respond.
- What?
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Respond like what?
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- Well, we think just a
short heartfelt apology.
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- What am I apologizing for?
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- Well, nothing specific.
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Just generally in the world,
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we don't always behave in
the way that we would like.
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- Right, so I just
apologize for everything?
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- Well, or is it silence?
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Is it dignity?
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- Thank you.
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- They're like buses,
the ex-husbands.
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- OK.
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- Here comes another one.
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- Bailey.
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- Say it ain't so, babe.
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- Oh! No, no, stop.
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Stop, please.
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Don't, because my
eyelash is attached.
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Just don't move.
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- Oh, my God, my sequins
are literally blinding you.
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- Oh, my God. Ugh!
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- You were great, by the way.
- Oh, no, I was terrible.
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Shame, shame, shame.
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- Great, great,
great. You want shame?
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Check this out. I am
shitting it, seriously.
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The old tum-tum,
touch of diarrhea.
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They're gonna be cleaning
shit off sequins for days.
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- No, you look great.
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You look great.
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- Jam fairy!
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Suzie, there's your jam.
- Thanks.
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- Oh, my gosh, that
was unbelievable.
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- Thank you.
- Are you OK?
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- Yeah.
- Is there anything I can do?
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- I'm fine. Thank you.
- OK.
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Bailey, your jam's in your room.
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- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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- Soupy's in her nest.
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Oh, come on.
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No, don't fall out.
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Oh, God.
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Stay in. Stay in. Stay in.
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Oh, my God.
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Go on.
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Get fucking down there.
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- That's it.
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All gone. Back to the sea.
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Now, you don't want
another one, do you,
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because I've already
put that in the paper.
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- All right?
- All right.
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All right.
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- What's going on?
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- You were up late.
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There you go.
- Yeah.
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- So I've decided
to do the show.
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- "Dance Crazee"?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Fucking A.
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Who's saying yes to toast?
- Fuck it.
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What I've got to lose anyway?
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It's only the
Christmas one. Ooh.
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- They're gonna
put you up, yeah?
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- Shane, that's my sister.
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You're welcome to
stay forever, babe.
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- Thanks, babe, but look, I
can't spend rest of my life
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in your box room,
scrolling Insta.
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- Do you want some
help with that?
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- No. It's OK. I've got it.
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Make myself useful, Shane.
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So I'm doing it.
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I am doing it.
257
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,360
- She's doing it.
And she's doing it.
258
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,736
- I'm doing it.
- And she's doing it,
259
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,900
and she's doing it in dance.
260
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,340
- I'm doing it. Bye.
261
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,220
- Bye.
262
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,020
- Hi, Suzie, we need to
put a mic on you now.
263
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,500
Is that all right?
- Yeah.
264
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,600
- Oh.
265
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,820
- OK.
- OK, I'll take it.
266
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,380
- Ooh.
- I'll just...
267
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,780
OK.
268
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,820
- Sorry.
- Do you want me to take that?
269
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,340
- Yes, that'd be great.
270
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,580
Thank you.
271
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,560
There we go. There
we go. There we go.
272
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,700
- Soupy to stage.
- OK.
273
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,800
Let's dance.
274
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,376
- Oh, just so know, your
guests are in the greenroom.
275
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,260
- OK. Yeah.
276
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,900
So how long have
you been here for?
277
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,430
- Me? Oh, awhile. A few years?
278
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,530
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
279
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,110
- Gosh, you look so young.
280
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,470
- OK.
281
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,670
Do you need anything?
- No, I'm fine. Thank you.
282
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,710
- Don't seem too nervous
for your first dance.
283
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,430
Oh, hey. Hi.
284
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:39,630
1, 2, 3, 4.
285
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,510
Yeah? Da-da.
286
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,910
Got it.
287
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:45,110
Oh!
288
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:46,030
Oh, well done.
289
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,550
Well done.
- Yes, thanks.
290
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,610
- Next up...
291
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:56,630
- It's actress and
celebrity Suzie Pickles.
292
00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,910
You've seen her up.
You've seen her down.
293
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,710
But you've never
seen her like this.
294
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,350
Dancing to win your hearts
295
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,550
and to also win
"Dance Crazee Xmas,"
296
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,690
it's Suzie Pickles.
297
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:27,310
- Oh, sorry to leave you.
298
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:29,410
- Hi.
299
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,160
- Ooh.
300
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,120
I don't know if it's gauche
to say, but I thought robbed,
301
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,640
by the way.
- Oh, thanks.
302
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:40,560
Suzie, good morning.
303
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,520
Oh, we thought
robbed, by the way.
304
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,200
I don't know, but my God.
305
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,600
- I didn't you watched.
306
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,520
- Annabelle's obsessed.
- Oh.
307
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,880
- I think they found your
mother wandering the halls.
308
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,480
- Yeah.
- Hi.
309
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,400
- Hi, Mum.
- Hi.
310
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,840
Oh, my God, love.
311
00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,520
I'm so sorry about the show.
312
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,400
I mean, first out?
What's that about?
313
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,920
- Thanks.
- It's just...
314
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,956
It's humiliating, isn't it?
- Thanks, Mum. Thanks.
315
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,560
- So today will be a
three-room meeting.
316
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,600
The respondent has requested
a very brisk pace with it all.
317
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,400
- Yeah, I bet.
- Is that Cob?
318
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,000
- Yes, Mum.
319
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,120
You can talk at a normal volume.
320
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,920
This is our room.
321
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:21,600
- So what about the
financials, then?
322
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,160
- 50/50, as with custody.
323
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:25,480
- Oh, right. Well,
then that's...
324
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,600
That's all right.
325
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,860
- Half of everything I earned
326
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,680
whilst we were married, he gets.
327
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,680
Even though it's in
my account, it's gone.
328
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,000
- Wait, hang on.
329
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,520
He gets her money?
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,880
- When one partner makes
more during a marriage,
331
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,730
it is always deemed
joint income.
332
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,250
The law says he gets half.
333
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:43,130
- Yeah, but I mean,
she earned it.
334
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,890
Anyway, that's when
the husband works
335
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,990
and the woman stays at home
looking after the kids.
336
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,370
And she did most of that anyway.
337
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,410
- Yes, interestingly.
338
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:54,730
Studies show that, in
fact, when women earn more
339
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,206
than their partners,
they actually tend
340
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:58,370
to do more of the
household work on top
341
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,650
compared to other couples.
342
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,890
We don't know why.
343
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:03,206
There's a theory that it's a way
344
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,170
to restore traditional
gender roles
345
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,690
so as not to further intimidate.
346
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,330
- Yes, it could be argued
the law does somewhat
347
00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:13,090
disenfranchise high-earning
working mothers,
348
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:15,390
if you will be so
efficient.
349
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,970
Anyway, call me old-fashioned.
350
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,310
I'm always underwhelmed when
a man takes a woman's money,
351
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,810
but the law is clear.
352
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,050
Oh, hi, can I help you?
353
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,530
- Hello, hi. Cob Betterton...
354
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,930
- I think the
respondent has arrived.
355
00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:35,526
- But he doesn't come
in here, does he?
356
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,166
- No, no, no, it's all
done by us in negotiation.
357
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,606
We move between rooms,
358
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,410
his lawyers and yourselves.
359
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,260
- Good morning.
360
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,620
- Mm.
361
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,580
- Would you like some tea?
362
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:10,080
- Yes, I would rather like some.
363
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,540
Me and Suzie's dad
never got a divorce.
364
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,180
- Oh, that's good.
365
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,860
- No, no, I mean, I just mean
we never got round to it.
366
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,740
- You didn't want to
ever remarry or...
367
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,540
- Oh, no. What... did I?
368
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,460
No, no. My God.
369
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,580
No, I mean, I think you just
get, like, one big swing,
370
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,140
and it's downhill from there.
371
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,860
- Fucking hell, Mum.
372
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,140
- No, no, not for you.
373
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,540
No, you're a trier.
You're a trier.
374
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,280
I'm the one learning from
you. Look, second time.
375
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,910
- The respondent, in his wisdom,
376
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,430
is representing himself.
377
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,190
- That's clever, cheaper.
378
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,310
- Wait, so there's no...
379
00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:02,150
It's just a man in
a room being angry?
380
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,026
- Yes, and beginning from
a rather aggressive stance.
381
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:05,870
He wants to remain
in the marital home,
382
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:08,710
which is unusual.
- It's fine. I hate that house.
383
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,150
- Well, let's marinate a moment.
384
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,626
- He's claiming it would
be better for Frank
385
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:12,710
to have a consistent...
386
00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:15,550
- Yeah, yeah, fine. Agreed.
387
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,666
- Bear in mind
that you won't have
388
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,550
the money from the sale of it.
389
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:22,310
- Right, so I'd have no home...
390
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:25,750
and no money.
391
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,310
Well, as long as I have Frank.
392
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,710
- The respondent wishes to alter
393
00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:41,350
arrangements around Christmas.
394
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,750
- No, he has him loads at the
moment while I do the show,
395
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:45,030
and then I get Christmas.
396
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:48,230
That's what we... And
I've promised, so...
397
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:49,750
- Quite right.
398
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,106
It's just, now he's
pointing out that your work
399
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,550
is no longer...
400
00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:55,270
Ongoing.
- Oh, bother.
401
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:57,266
- Or has he charmingly put it,
now that you've flamed out,
402
00:21:57,290 --> 00:21:59,310
you could take Frank
for 50% of the time,
403
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:02,160
and Frank could spend Christmas
in the family home with him.
404
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,320
- No, we agreed.
405
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:05,920
- For sure.
406
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,480
But it's a sticking point.
407
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:08,836
- OK, well, it's a sticking
point for me, you know?
408
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,200
This is our first Christmas.
409
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:14,040
This will be his first
Christmas with just...
410
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:19,960
- Is there any
form of compromise?
411
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,060
- No.
412
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:31,220
- Now the respondent's making
noises about full custody.
413
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,860
It's a bullying tactic, frankly.
414
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,860
Um...
415
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,960
OK, well...
416
00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:47,240
if that's what this...
417
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:50,120
If this is really...
418
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,160
Like, if we...
419
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,220
If we both want Frank
at home, then...
420
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:02,640
Maybe we just do a couple
of hours in the morning
421
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:05,120
at the house all together...
422
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:09,370
So that neither of us has to...
423
00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,890
Just for Christmas, so yeah.
424
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:14,370
OK, so maybe...
425
00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:15,890
we do the morning together
426
00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:18,450
and then one of us
takes him afterwards.
427
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:20,550
Maybe it's... yes.
428
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:31,090
- The quote was, "You're
either a family or you're not."
429
00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:34,950
But he also said to tell you
to remember Frank's birthday.
430
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:39,730
So I presume there's a
trade-off there, a swap...
431
00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:41,250
Birthday for Christmas.
432
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,570
- No, that's a threat.
433
00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,670
- Hmm?
434
00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:50,270
- Well, what is it?
435
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:57,370
- He's trying to
bring up that at...
436
00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:00,570
Frank's birthday party,
I lost my temper.
437
00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:14,770
No, sorry. I actually...
438
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,380
Forget it. I think
you're right.
439
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,400
No, I think you're right.
I think it is a trade-off.
440
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:21,980
Yeah, OK, sorry.
441
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,500
I just... I get confused.
442
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,600
- He gets Christmas?
443
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,640
- OK, yeah.
444
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,900
- There are lots of
Christmases, love.
445
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,420
It's all right.
- Mm.
446
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,780
- OK, bye.
447
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,220
Mum, thanks for coming.
448
00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:35,210
- Hello?
- Hi.
449
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,170
I just...
450
00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:45,270
I just wanted to say I'm
sorry, really, and...
451
00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:48,030
And I haven't been able to
check my phone at the moment.
452
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,410
I haven't been looking
at messages, so...
453
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:54,390
- That's OK.
454
00:25:54,490 --> 00:25:56,490
I haven't been messaging.
455
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,590
What's...
456
00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:03,690
What's going on?
457
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,130
I mean, how's things?
458
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:09,650
- All things?
459
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:12,330
- I should let you go.
460
00:26:13,890 --> 00:26:16,070
No, sorry, I should
say I want to go.
461
00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:18,310
Like, sorry.
462
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,210
I'm the one who wants to go.
463
00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,910
- Wow. Someone's
been doing some work.
464
00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:31,160
Hey. Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
465
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,800
- Sorry, I thought I was early.
466
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,720
- No, you are. You are.
467
00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:36,680
- Your hair.
- I know.
468
00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:38,780
Hi.
- Hi.
469
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:42,040
- What do you want?
- What are you having?
470
00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:44,000
- No, what do you want?
471
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,280
- Oh.
472
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,120
- OK, sorry, but don't
be cross, though,
473
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,000
'cause I'm actually
not drinking.
474
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,000
- Oh, my God, I'm not drinking.
475
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,200
- No way.
- Yeah.
476
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,000
- Oh.
- Why would I be cross?
477
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,900
Oh, my God, do you think
I'm a total alcoholic
478
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:56,080
who needs her dependence
479
00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:57,460
propped up by
everyone around her
480
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,996
and is threatened by
anyone going sober?
481
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,620
- No, no, that's me.
That's literally me.
482
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,160
No, I just thought it would be
nice for us to have a drink,
483
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:05,720
and so I'm stopping us
from doing the nice thing.
484
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,920
Oh, my God.
485
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:09,800
Did you miss me?
486
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,160
- Excuse me.
487
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:12,880
- Wait, is this a
Swedish sperm bank?
488
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,160
- No, Danish.
489
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:15,540
The law's much
better over there.
490
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:17,000
The guys who donate here, ugh...
491
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,440
You do not want.
492
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,840
There you get a full CV,
493
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,620
voice recording, baby
photos so you can see
494
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:23,920
what they looked like as a kid.
495
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,520
I'm just doing one
round of IVF, that's it.
496
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,940
I'm not gonna get
insane about it.
497
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,440
I'm fine whichever way.
498
00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:32,400
I either get a baby or a
massive sense of grievance,
499
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,880
and I'm good with either
one of those things.
500
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,400
- I mean, I don't
really know what to say.
501
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:42,050
This baby looks like his
spunk will eventually be good.
502
00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:44,090
God.
503
00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,486
It's just a really
good impetus for me
504
00:27:45,510 --> 00:27:47,330
to get my life in
order 'cause I put
505
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:50,890
an offer while I was in
Tehran on this place,
506
00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:52,410
sight unseen.
507
00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:54,370
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
508
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,690
- That's huge for you.
509
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:57,810
- They've accepted.
510
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,970
- Honor Oak Park?
- Yeah, it's south.
511
00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:01,970
- Wait, there's a utility room.
- Yeah.
512
00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:04,210
Well, there's this tax
thing when you get older
513
00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:05,650
about gifting your kids.
514
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,046
My dad said it's better than
waiting for inheritance.
515
00:28:07,070 --> 00:28:08,370
- All right. Cool, cool.
516
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,006
And there's obviously
all that voice-over work
517
00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:12,030
I did last year, so...
518
00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:15,410
So anyway, it's my utility room?
519
00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:17,490
- Yeah, yeah. You
can have a drawer.
520
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:19,410
Fabric softener.
521
00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:21,090
- Thank you.
- Hmm.
522
00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:22,710
Stuff's just really
good at the moment.
523
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:23,970
- That's great.
- Just...
524
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,430
Not because... just...
- It's fine.
525
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:26,950
- You know?
- No, it's fine. I get it.
526
00:28:26,990 --> 00:28:30,210
Like, it was an unhealthy
situation, us...
527
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:31,310
- Yeah, exactly.
528
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:32,646
- Working together,
and I'm the same.
529
00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:34,370
I feel great at the moment.
530
00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:36,450
Like, I'm just...
531
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:37,810
I'm off the booze.
532
00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:40,170
I'm off everything,
and that was Sian.
533
00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:42,010
- Well, she's the best there is.
534
00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:43,246
- Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
535
00:28:43,270 --> 00:28:46,420
I mean, I'm terrified of her,
536
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,300
which is... you know, it's great
537
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,620
to be genuinely
frightened of my agent.
538
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,420
Like, I realized I need that.
539
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,700
I was just like, oh,
my God, Sian, I just...
540
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,820
I need you to sort my
life out, you know?
541
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,180
No fucking Cobs. No shit.
542
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,860
I don't want to be in a room
with birthday cake, you know?
543
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,220
I don't want to
be smelling bacon.
544
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,140
And she's like, yep,
yep, yep, yep, yep,
545
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,900
done it, on it, you know,
just giving boundaries.
546
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,220
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
547
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,340
- Yes, boundaries.
548
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,280
So was "Dance
Crazee" Sian's idea?
549
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,980
- No.
- No?
550
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,296
'Cause they've
always asked before.
551
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,220
- It was Bailey.
552
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,740
'Cause Bailey's
doing the show...
553
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,060
- OK.
- And he was like,
554
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,216
I don't want to do
the show on my own,
555
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,900
and, like, you look like you
556
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,220
could get out of the house.
557
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,540
- OK. Best ex-husband ever.
558
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,020
- Ever.
559
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,020
You know, it's not like I've
got any other work offers.
560
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,260
I mean, money and
life is just...
561
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,460
And my agent dropped me, so...
562
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,580
- Yeah.
563
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,680
You lost a really good agent.
564
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,220
- First contestant
out on "Dance Crazee."
565
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,620
I don't know. Did you see it?
566
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,620
- Yeah, now, I saw it.
- Did you?
567
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,310
- Yeah.
568
00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:56,550
- Do you follow
Crystal Christie?
569
00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:57,750
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
570
00:29:57,850 --> 00:29:59,310
- Did she win last year?
- She did.
571
00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:01,470
I mean, look, she's
losing her mind,
572
00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:03,950
but she gets 100 grand a post.
573
00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:05,650
- Product placement?
- It's obscene. Yes?
574
00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:07,030
- Excuse me, ladies, so sorry,
575
00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:08,870
but this area now turns
into a club night.
576
00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:10,150
- Ooh.
- And we actually
577
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:11,670
move the seats to one side.
- OK.
578
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:12,986
- But I'd love to
offer you a free drink.
579
00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:14,186
You want to hang out at the bar?
580
00:30:14,210 --> 00:30:15,346
- So sorry.
- Do you want to...
581
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:16,550
- Yeah, I would, sure.
582
00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,306
- Yeah? Yeah. I mean,
if it's free, though.
583
00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:20,350
- Yeah.
- Maybe I'll have one, though.
584
00:30:20,450 --> 00:30:22,190
Like, action.
585
00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:26,830
- Just commiserations,
celebration.
586
00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,390
- Yes. I'll have
one if you have one.
587
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:30,430
- Yes, I will have
one, but just one.
588
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,190
- Yeah, just one.
589
00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:37,106
- It's weird 'cause
I've always thought
590
00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:39,030
of my dad as this
stern, old-fashioned,
591
00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,350
slightly autistic guy.
- Yeah?
592
00:30:40,450 --> 00:30:41,786
- And then they're
all describing him
593
00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:42,890
as running away with my mum
594
00:30:42,970 --> 00:30:44,430
as this, like, Romeo and Juliet.
595
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:47,750
- That pathetic that you
need that much attention,
596
00:30:47,850 --> 00:30:49,550
needed to be in
that kind of show.
597
00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:51,910
- It's about making decisions
that enlarge you, you know?
598
00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:54,430
- That's not my voice.
That's his voice.
599
00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:57,030
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't
ask what makes me happy.
600
00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:58,910
Ask what will make me bigger.
601
00:30:59,010 --> 00:31:01,200
- It's like, it's not like
I want everyone to love me.
602
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,560
Just give me a fucking
chance to grow, you know?
603
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:05,360
- Right, right.
- Oh, my God!
604
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:06,880
- I love you!
605
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,596
I can't believe they booted
you on "Dance Crazee"!
606
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,840
- Aw. Hey, will you take a
picture of me and my mate?
607
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:11,840
- Of course. Give
us your phone.
608
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,320
- Ooh.
- Come on, then.
609
00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:15,040
Oh, gorge. Come on,
let's all get in.
610
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,440
- Oh, OK. Take a selfie.
611
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:17,960
- One for the lads.
612
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,400
Ah!
613
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,400
Yes, fun.
614
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,040
You have a good night, love.
615
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,160
You're the
queen!
616
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,640
- Suze?
617
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:35,640
I need to go.
618
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:37,120
- Let's go.
619
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:39,720
Suze, who is this? Huh?
620
00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:41,040
Is this Cob?
621
00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:47,980
Babe, there are a lot
of unread messages.
622
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:49,240
- Yeah, I know. I know.
623
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,400
I just can't. I just can't.
624
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,640
It's just very long lists
625
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,320
of everything that's
wrong with me.
626
00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:58,240
So then he sends me more
paragraphs, and it's just...
627
00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:00,120
I've stopped being able
to look at my phone,
628
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,440
like, and it's fucking
me up with everything,
629
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:05,280
like work and custody stuff.
630
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:07,920
And it's worse now since
I've done the show.
631
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,850
And he's done, like,
this fucking interview
632
00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:12,650
with a newspaper.
633
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,290
Like, my fucking
ex-husband, you know,
634
00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:16,126
talking about what it's
like to be married to me.
635
00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:18,330
Like, I just can't read it.
636
00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:20,050
I can't.
637
00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:22,610
You know, I wanted to go
to court and say, look,
638
00:32:22,710 --> 00:32:24,250
this is bullying behavior.
639
00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:27,570
But he basically threatened
me until I agreed not to.
640
00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:29,370
- Babe, this is fucked.
641
00:32:29,470 --> 00:32:30,470
Want some MDMA?
642
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:31,930
- No, I can't, not MDMA.
643
00:32:32,030 --> 00:32:33,686
That's gonna make everything
seem like it's OK,
644
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:34,850
and everything is not OK.
645
00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:36,366
- But that's the
ideal time for MDMA.
646
00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:39,050
- I know, but I
have to be perfect,
647
00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:41,970
'cause he knows all this stuff.
648
00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:43,690
And he says that I'm
649
00:32:43,790 --> 00:32:46,330
an inconsistent
presence in the home,
650
00:32:46,430 --> 00:32:47,450
and I am, Nay.
651
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:48,890
I am an inconsistent presence.
652
00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:51,690
Like, when I'm there,
I'm there, right?
653
00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:52,810
Like, I'm fully there.
654
00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:54,050
But when I'm not there,
655
00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:56,130
I'm, like, not there, literally.
656
00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:57,970
I'm, like, somewhere else.
657
00:32:58,070 --> 00:32:59,210
And if I'm not perfect,
658
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,810
he's gonna take my
kid away from me.
659
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:02,126
- This doesn't happen;
people don't just have
660
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:03,450
their kids taken away from them
661
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,450
unless they're severely
abusive or mentally ill.
662
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,730
This is crazy.
663
00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:08,966
- OK, great, well,
then I'm crazy,
664
00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:11,010
so they'll take my kid away.
665
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,890
- I'm so tempted
to respond to him.
666
00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:16,050
- Oh, my God,
text him. Do that.
667
00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,776
Yeah, that would be
the most amazing thing
668
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,340
that anyone's ever done for
me in my life, like, ever.
669
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,220
- I managed you for 12 years.
670
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,380
- Look, it's just, I'm
really worried about Frank.
671
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,660
Like, I can see...
672
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,660
I can see what it's
doing to him, you know?
673
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,660
- Yeah. No, I am gonna
respond, pretending to be you.
674
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,540
I'm gonna respond as you.
675
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,780
Let's reverse Cyrano
de Bergerac this fuck.
676
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,700
- Oh, my God, Nay,
I love you, Nay,
677
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,016
but what about your boundaries?
678
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,660
- Suze, they're my boundaries.
679
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,160
You have to maintain
your boundaries
680
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,740
by not worrying
about my boundaries.
681
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,540
- Yeah.
- You have to let me
682
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,220
let down my boundaries.
683
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,460
This is me keeping my boundaries
684
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,180
by choosing to let them down.
685
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,140
Liam, yes!
- Thank you.
686
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,460
Thank you.
687
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,220
- It is wildly
inappropriate for you
688
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,580
to be contacting me
at this time of night.
689
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,820
Please stop harassing me.
690
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,200
- Are you really
gonna send that?
691
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,696
- Of course. He's not
your husband anymore.
692
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,060
He's just some guy,
693
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,936
not like, oh, God, I'm
this poor, wounded bear.
694
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,680
You wounded me, and now
you have to heal me.
695
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,176
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's right.
696
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,680
- Listen, without
wishing to overstep,
697
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,220
you have many, many missed calls
698
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,460
from your agent, for whom
I have nothing but respect.
699
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,740
- No work. No work.
- Also, your dad is saying
700
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,216
he wants to do a
tell-all on the tell-all.
701
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,460
- OK, listen, do
you think it's gross
702
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,660
if we watch "Dance Crazee"?
703
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,710
'Cause it'll be online now.
704
00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:26,910
- Yeah. Fuck it.
- Yeah?
705
00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:29,230
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah?
706
00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:30,670
Oh, yeah.
- I got it. I got it.
707
00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:32,770
- Oh, thanks.
708
00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:37,550
God, are you reading it?
709
00:34:37,650 --> 00:34:39,910
- My God. He looks so cold.
710
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:41,270
Why is he so cold?
711
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,586
Cob, you should have had
your photo taken inside.
712
00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:44,750
Then you wouldn't be so cold.
713
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,070
He's so barefaced.
714
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,346
God, he really rewards a beard.
715
00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:49,750
- No, no, no.
- Oh, my God.
716
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:51,146
- I bet he loves
that I got thrown out
717
00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:52,186
of the show in the first week.
718
00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:53,710
I bet he fucking loves it.
719
00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,226
- Are you sure you
want to watch this?
720
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,950
- Why? Is it that bad?
721
00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:58,066
- To be honest, Suzie, these
people are C-listers, man.
722
00:34:58,090 --> 00:34:59,230
You don't need to be there.
723
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:00,910
- Shane, that's
so disrespectful.
724
00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:03,670
- No, I'm just saying
she's better off out of it.
725
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,830
Aw.
726
00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:07,890
- That guy recommended me
my worst-ever therapist.
727
00:35:07,970 --> 00:35:09,826
Look how old he's got.
What happened to his eyes?
728
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:11,270
- Can I skip forward?
729
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,750
- Yes. Please.
730
00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:13,870
We only want to see me.
731
00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:15,150
- Oh, my God, the end.
732
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,870
- Oh, my God, what?
- Oh, my God.
733
00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:19,590
"So your ex-wife was an actress.
734
00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:21,870
What play does it feel
like you're in right now?"
735
00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,346
- Does he answer that?
- Such a prat.
736
00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:25,190
- "Well, I know it
might look to people
737
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:27,210
like it's 'A Doll's
House'"... Great call for all
738
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,790
the "Daily Mail" readers
who love "A Doll's House"...
739
00:35:29,890 --> 00:35:31,560
"but really, I feel
like I'm in 'Medea.'"
740
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:33,280
- What does that even mean?
741
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,960
- All right, it's Suzie. Whoo!
742
00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:36,240
There she goes.
743
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:39,480
- OK, let's watch
the heifer fuck it.
744
00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:41,436
- You got motion smoothing on?
745
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,340
- Turn fucking
motion smoothing off.
746
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:50,356
- Who would you have
chosen to dance with next?
747
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,480
I reckon that football guy.
- Oh, blatantly.
748
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,200
- I think I was
actually really good.
749
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,680
- Yeah.
750
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,720
- Like, really.
751
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,280
- Can't get over the cock.
752
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:28,240
- Oh, preach.
753
00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:29,796
- It's women that vote on
these things, you know.
754
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,240
Why do women hate women so much?
755
00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:33,000
We're all such
stupid venal bitches.
756
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,200
- Oh, my God, totally.
757
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:35,480
- All devised by yourself
758
00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:36,880
with the limited support...
759
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:39,210
- I loved doing that.
760
00:36:39,310 --> 00:36:41,650
Dancing was what I
always wanted to do
761
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,526
before the singing and the
acting, wasn't it, Arch?
762
00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:45,490
- Yeah. Yeah, it was.
763
00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:47,850
You did amazing, babe.
764
00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:53,050
- Listen, I think they're
gonna ask you to come back.
765
00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:55,166
And if I were your agent,
which I'm not, which is good,
766
00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:58,850
as discussed, I'd be saying
to the producers, uh, what?
767
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,310
Her and her ex-ex
in the same show?
768
00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:02,690
- No, fuck him. Fuck him.
- You know what?
769
00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,286
Every fucker knows
that Georgina Kaplan
770
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:05,810
has two separate
eating disorders
771
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:07,366
and that she's barely
keeping it together.
772
00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:08,966
I mean, it's actually
fucking irresponsible.
773
00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,890
- Oh, my God, that's
probably the jam thing.
774
00:37:10,990 --> 00:37:12,890
She keeps giving
everyone fucking jam.
775
00:37:12,990 --> 00:37:15,370
- Yeah, and Danny
Carno's dad just died,
776
00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:16,730
so I don't know,
777
00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,970
like, there's a
new format somehow.
778
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,450
You're back.
- No, mate.
779
00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:23,010
Also, I've got a shred
of fucking dignity.
780
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:30,310
- Anyway, thanks so
much for coming in.
781
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:33,090
- Look, the show is
a party, essentially.
782
00:37:33,190 --> 00:37:35,570
I mean, "DC" fans
really feel that.
783
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,890
Now, if you don't
talk long enough
784
00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:39,290
to a stranger at a party,
785
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,046
you might just think
that they're irritating
786
00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:43,610
or loud or obnoxious.
787
00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:46,900
But if you got a chance
to give them more time,
788
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,400
you know, you might find
their essential humanity.
789
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,060
- So you want her back?
790
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,420
- We like to alter format.
791
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,976
You know, we think it
keeps things fresh,
792
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,540
but it has to be
done with integrity.
793
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,100
- Confidence.
- Yeah.
794
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,456
- Sure, and we were always
planning a format change,
795
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,300
this series called
"Second Dance."
796
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,840
- Yeah, like "Second Chance."
- Yeah.
797
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,420
As in, if
anyone dropped out,
798
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,360
the audience would vote
which former contestant
799
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,776
could come back to
replace them and have a...
800
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,300
- Second dance.
- Yeah.
801
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,420
- Right, but no
one's dropped out.
802
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,220
- Look, as we skirted
around on the phone,
803
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,060
Georgina has been talking openly
804
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,820
about whether or
not she can deal
805
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,136
with the pressures of the show.
806
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,500
- Yeah, yeah, and she's a woman,
807
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,376
so the press is saying
she's crazy, et cetera.
808
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,700
- Exactly.
809
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,740
- But she is really
struggling, so...
810
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,900
- Yeah.
811
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,300
I mean, it is a lot of jam.
812
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,100
- Yeah, and if that
does become the case,
813
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,700
well, we only have
one former contestant.
814
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,940
- Surprise!
- Ah!
815
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,700
Yeah.
816
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,900
- Listen, I know Georgina.
817
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,500
I love Georgina, you know?
818
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,460
I myself have suffered from
eating disorders myself...
819
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,060
Not, you know, now.
820
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,100
But those are actually
the mental illnesses
821
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,350
that most often result
in death in this country,
822
00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:58,110
so it's really not something
to mess about with.
823
00:38:58,210 --> 00:38:59,830
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.
824
00:38:59,930 --> 00:39:01,790
- Yeah, well, I thought
that was depression.
825
00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,070
- No, anorexia nervosa.
826
00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:04,510
- Well, depression for men.
827
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:05,990
- Oh, that's interesting.
828
00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,470
- Yeah, depression for
men, anorexia for women.
829
00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:10,466
Also, I suppose that depression
doesn't actually kill the men.
830
00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:12,870
It's whatever it is,
the gun or bridge
831
00:39:12,970 --> 00:39:14,910
or technically whatever
they, you know...
832
00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:17,230
Well, not the bridge, the
fall from the bridge...
833
00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:19,670
Or not even the
fall, the impact.
834
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:21,830
Anyway, we all
have different ways
835
00:39:21,930 --> 00:39:23,306
of killing ourselves,
so...
836
00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:26,670
- Yeah, self-care.
- Mm.
837
00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:29,270
- It's something that
perhaps we need to look at,
838
00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:31,510
you know, gently with
Georgina, you know,
839
00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:33,630
and relatively
quickly, I think, yeah.
840
00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:35,110
- OK, but it's just,
841
00:39:35,210 --> 00:39:37,750
people are gonna
hate me even more
842
00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:39,310
for replacing her, you know?
843
00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:40,430
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
844
00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:42,710
I just want to crawl into a hole
845
00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:45,390
and die/take care of my kid.
846
00:39:45,490 --> 00:39:47,870
- Listen, well, your kid's
not gonna be very happy
847
00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:49,510
in the hole with a dead mum.
848
00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,710
Colin, thoughts?
849
00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:54,830
- OK, well, I
mean, first of all,
850
00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:56,110
no one hates you.
- No.
851
00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:57,910
- You are innately
extremely lovable.
852
00:39:58,010 --> 00:39:59,670
- Thanks.
- And we do have experience
853
00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:01,150
on this show of gently guiding
854
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:04,800
the British public with VTs
and such like, you know,
855
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:07,000
against their worse instincts.
856
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,280
- And there are ways
this is a feminist issue.
857
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:10,880
- Yes, yes.
- Oh, absolutely.
858
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:12,116
- You know, sometimes we
have to give ourselves
859
00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:13,480
a little bit of a talking to.
860
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,880
I mean, are you happy
with everyone hating you?
861
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,800
- Well, no, it's not lovely.
862
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:20,280
- No, so you might... you
might welcome the opportunity
863
00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:22,520
being given to you by
a major broadcaster
864
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:23,960
to turn that around.
865
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,560
Like, when people say your name,
866
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:29,720
they'd say Suzie Pickles,
who won "Dance Crazee Xmas,"
867
00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:31,640
rather than Suzie Pickles...
- Yeah.
868
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,236
- Sucked off her boss
and it's on the internet.
869
00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:35,120
- All right. OK, thanks.
870
00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:37,316
- I'm just being the voice of
someone else there, you know.
871
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:38,400
- Yeah, yeah.
872
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,240
- You know, in the
final, every year,
873
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,760
audiences say screw whatever
narrative they've been sold
874
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:44,236
and they just vote
for the best dancer.
875
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:45,440
They just do.
- Really?
876
00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,120
'Cause what I
really think is that
877
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:50,000
I don't deserve to be out.
878
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,200
Like, no, I don't...
879
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,600
I don't think that was fair.
880
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,756
- Yes, of course.
- No, no, no,
881
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:55,980
that that goes without saying.
882
00:40:56,060 --> 00:40:58,080
I mean, the question is,
883
00:40:58,180 --> 00:41:00,180
what are you afraid of?
884
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,400
- I'm afraid of fucking
everything, Sian.
885
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,560
- We're clear.
886
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:06,940
We want to keep the format fresh
887
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,316
and give the audience
another chance.
888
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,930
- Well, contractually,
what can we do?
889
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,330
- OK, keep dancing.
890
00:41:30,430 --> 00:41:33,410
Find yourself a partner and
say something about yourself.
891
00:41:33,510 --> 00:41:34,730
Hi, I'm Ashley.
892
00:41:34,830 --> 00:41:35,730
I like broccoli.
893
00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:36,730
Anything you like.
894
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,830
Different each time.
895
00:41:39,350 --> 00:41:40,350
- Hi again.
896
00:41:40,390 --> 00:41:41,570
I'm Suzie,
897
00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:44,130
and I'm grateful to be back.
898
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:45,890
- OK, swap.
- I'm Bailey.
899
00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:47,130
Oh!
900
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:48,730
- And I used to
be married to you.
901
00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:52,610
- I'm Suzie, and I have
absolutely no memory of that.
902
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:54,410
- Ah.
- OK, change.
903
00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:58,850
- I'm not an alcoholic, but
I probably drink too much.
904
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:00,730
Whoo!
- Hey, hey.
905
00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:03,730
I'm Otis, and I love my country.
906
00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:04,930
- Hello.
- Hi.
907
00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:06,030
- I'm Stella.
- Oh, hi.
908
00:42:06,110 --> 00:42:07,010
- Oh, sorry.
- Wow.
909
00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:08,570
- And I have two dogs.
910
00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:09,930
- Oh, ooh.
911
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:12,690
I'm Suzie, and I have no dogs.
912
00:42:12,790 --> 00:42:13,970
I hate dogs.
- OK, change.
913
00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,490
- I'm Danny.
914
00:42:15,590 --> 00:42:17,416
My dad died, and I can't
think about anything else.
915
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,540
- Lovely. OK, OK, spread out.
916
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,660
Now, we know that the theme
of this week is pairing up.
917
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,900
Remember, guys, best dancers
get to pick their partner.
918
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,940
If you don't get
picked, you go home.
919
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,080
So you want to be in the
top half of the leaderboard
920
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,376
to ensure that
you're a picker...
921
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,600
- Any idea?
- And not a pickee.
922
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,540
- No idea.
- Oh, good.
923
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,660
I thought I was thick.
924
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,180
- No, you are thick, but...
925
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,500
- Nice to have
you back, Pickles.
926
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,900
- Ooh.
- And let's move those hips.
927
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,140
Sink it nice and low.
928
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,740
And hip, hip, hip, hip.
929
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,940
Step, step, step.
930
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,380
- Step, step, step.
931
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,980
Somebody help me!
932
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,870
- Can you just get
out of the way?
933
00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:28,950
- One more. One
more, one more!
934
00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:31,470
Slide, step. Slide, step.
935
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:33,430
- Whoo!
936
00:43:44,770 --> 00:43:46,350
- OK, let's go again.
937
00:43:46,450 --> 00:43:47,830
We have got this.
938
00:43:47,930 --> 00:43:49,510
We're so close.
939
00:43:49,610 --> 00:43:51,026
No one wants to go
home tomorrow night.
940
00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:52,306
Are you ready?
- Yes, we're ready.
941
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,950
Come on.
- Let's do one from the top.
942
00:43:54,050 --> 00:43:56,510
Let's stay focused
but keep the fun, OK?
943
00:43:56,610 --> 00:43:57,510
- Whoo!
- All right.
944
00:43:57,610 --> 00:43:58,670
- Come on!
- Yes!
945
00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:00,150
- All right.
- Come on.
946
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:02,590
- OK, guys, let's get
into this opening tableau.
947
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:05,350
Hold this. 5, 6, 7, holding.
948
00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:06,670
1, 2, 3.
949
00:45:40,390 --> 00:45:44,130
- OK, so that was
bonkers and brilliant
950
00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:47,050
and only week two, oh.
951
00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:50,450
We owe so much thanks to
our choreographer, Ashley.
952
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:56,890
And now the bit that makes
my heart go dance crazee.
953
00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:58,370
It's time to couple up.
954
00:45:58,470 --> 00:46:00,810
Whoever doesn't get
picked will be going home.
955
00:46:00,910 --> 00:46:02,970
And the voting is closed.
956
00:46:03,070 --> 00:46:04,450
Who will be dancing with who?
957
00:46:04,550 --> 00:46:06,190
You'll be voting for
your favorite dancer,
958
00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:08,170
and that will decide the
order they get to choose
959
00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:10,970
their Christmas
companion for next week.
960
00:46:14,070 --> 00:46:15,570
- Yes!
- Oh!
961
00:46:15,670 --> 00:46:17,210
- Yes!
962
00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:18,910
- We start at the top
of the leaderboard,
963
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:21,610
and it is Danny Carno.
964
00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:25,210
Danny, how you doing?
965
00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:27,450
Yeah, I'm all right.
966
00:46:27,550 --> 00:46:29,450
It's been the hardest
week of my life,
967
00:46:29,550 --> 00:46:31,730
but this has, weirdly, for
me been a respite, so...
968
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:34,450
- OK, so I will get into it.
969
00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:36,530
You've been voted
the best dancer here.
970
00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:40,570
Who do you, Danny, want
to dance with next week?
971
00:46:40,670 --> 00:46:41,750
- Everyone here's a legend.
972
00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:44,210
I'd happily dance with anyone.
973
00:46:44,310 --> 00:46:45,930
Tab, would you dance with me?
974
00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,030
- Yes!
- Tab!
975
00:46:47,110 --> 00:46:49,380
- Oh, look at that.
976
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,580
Ex-footballer and
current footballer.
977
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,900
What a score.
978
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,020
Stella?
- Go, Stella!
979
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,420
- Who's it gonna be?
980
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,780
Zak...
981
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,016
Would you like to be my partner?
982
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,040
- Yes, please.
983
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,420
- Aw, Zak, how do you feel?
984
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,180
- Very happy.
- Joy, here we go.
985
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,780
Up next.
986
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,300
Benny.
987
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,420
- So far, so heteronormative.
988
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,820
You're adorable.
989
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,180
Bailey Quinn.
990
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,340
Will it be Otis Carver,
ex-military journalist
991
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,260
and activist, or your ex-wife?
992
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,300
- I hate having to do this,
but I also have to, obviously.
993
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,940
But neither of these
people deserve to be solo.
994
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,256
They're both better
dancers than me.
995
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,300
But of course, I'm afraid it...
996
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,820
Oh, Otis.
997
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,780
I'm sorry, Otis, but it
has to be my Suzie P.
998
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,620
- Thank you, thank
you, thank you.
999
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,980
- No, thank you for making
me look transphobic.
1000
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,576
- You were the
best one out there.
1001
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,990
- Oh, look, I'm
gonna call Frank.
1002
00:47:57,090 --> 00:47:59,270
Will you hold the phone
for... Wait, wait.
1003
00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:00,830
Hey! Hold it. Hold it.
1004
00:48:00,930 --> 00:48:02,110
Hey, baby.
1005
00:48:02,210 --> 00:48:04,470
- Hey! Did you see me?
1006
00:48:04,570 --> 00:48:05,870
Were you watching?
1007
00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:07,030
- Mummy.
1008
00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:09,410
- Did you see Mummy?
1009
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:14,710
- Sorry. Wait.
1010
00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:16,810
What do you mean?
1011
00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:19,170
No, he does have the channel.
1012
00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:21,530
Is it... right, is
that what he said?
1013
00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:22,830
Is he there?
1014
00:48:22,930 --> 00:48:24,310
- Yeah, it's not
your time, Suzie.
1015
00:48:24,410 --> 00:48:27,130
It's not your time. Thank you.
1016
00:48:31,730 --> 00:48:33,730
- Did he hang up?
1017
00:48:34,490 --> 00:48:36,410
- Suzie, sorry, your
dressing room is actually...
1018
00:48:36,490 --> 00:48:38,350
- Just... please.
1019
00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:40,750
- Yeah, but we've been
practicing, you know?
1020
00:48:40,850 --> 00:48:41,950
He wanted to watch.
1021
00:48:42,050 --> 00:48:44,430
- Don't let him ruin it.
1022
00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:45,990
Have you forgotten
how doors work?
1023
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,350
- What am I doing?
1024
00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:49,470
He's trying to take
my kid away from me.
1025
00:48:49,570 --> 00:48:50,790
I'm just accepting it.
1026
00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:51,986
I'm not gonna get
Frank for Christmas.
1027
00:48:52,010 --> 00:48:53,310
That's insane.
- What?
1028
00:48:53,410 --> 00:48:55,750
No, he should be with
his mum, first Christmas.
1029
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,190
- Yeah, I know.
- Here.
1030
00:48:57,290 --> 00:48:58,666
- What are we doing? I
should get Christmas.
1031
00:48:58,690 --> 00:49:01,590
- Right, there was some
confusion over who was...
1032
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:04,080
We've moved your things to
another... just for tonight,
1033
00:49:04,180 --> 00:49:06,260
we've got you a bit further
down due to the confusion
1034
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:07,796
about you leaving.
- Ooh, a bit further down.
1035
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:08,960
- It's actually bigger.
1036
00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:10,316
- Oh, yeah, bigger
but further away.
1037
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:11,876
How do we interpret that?
- Look, I can say
1038
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:13,276
all the same things
that he's saying.
1039
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:14,920
I'm just too afraid, you know?
1040
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,680
Am I mad? God, am I mad?
1041
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:18,120
Like, I have the same rights.
1042
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,200
I literally built that
child from my bones.
1043
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,940
- You should have
whatever you want.
1044
00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:26,200
- I'm not a bad mother,
1045
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,520
I'm not a bad dancer,
1046
00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:29,040
and I'm not a bad person.
1047
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,640
And I'm gonna win.
1048
00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:35,240
I'm gonna win.
1049
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,080
- I am back.
1050
00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:04,520
is here!
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